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I am not looking forward
to work today.
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Joe Jack is on some kind
of crazy diet
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and he keeps asking me
how his jeans are fitting.
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[SHUDDERS]
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Hello, office slaves.
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Hello.
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My boss is letting
me telecommute.
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You know what that word
means, stupid hillbillies?
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It's English for
"work from home."
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Look at me, in bathrobe,
already dressed for work.
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Well, that's asinine.
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Work and home were intended
to be enjoyed separately.
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I see from your face that
you are seething with jealousy.
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Well, so long, slaves.
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[CACKLING]
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So long.
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Oh! Pass it to Hernandez.
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Aah! What are you doing?!
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Pass it to Hernandez!
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The only part of soccer I like
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is when the announcer
yells "Goal."
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Well, then, you're going
to love this announcer.
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He used to make his living
blowing up bounce houses.
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I will bet you
he'll go 15 seconds.
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15 seconds?!
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That's crazy.
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I'll take that bet.
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What are we betting for?
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Hmm.
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Bragging rights.
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What are bragging rights?
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Bragging rights is
the sanctioned ability
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to gloat insufferably,
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usually for a prescribed
period of time.
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SPORTSCASTER: Gomez
pasa la pelota a Hernandez.
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Gooooooal!
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Seven seconds.
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I win.
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I... am the champion!
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I do believe I will
exercise my rights now.
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[RHYTHMIC GRUNTING]
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Oh, oh, you know, I hurt
my foot brag dancing.
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I think I need some Dr.
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Schoooooll's!
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And David in the
I.T. department
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is a big-time dumbo.
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Oh, big-time.
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If you have nothing else to do,
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than tell me how co-workers
should do their jobs,
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maybe you can help me clean.
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My daddy is coming today.
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I thought the general wasn't
coming until end of the week.
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He took control
of homeowner's association
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earlier than planned.
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It was Daddy's
first bloodless coup.
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He's really mellowing out.
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[WHINES]
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I hope so.
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He treats me so bad,
Minh, and in my own house.
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Oh, he doesn't mean
anything by it.
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It's just his way.
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Besides, he cosigned our loan,
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so kind of his house, too.
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[SIGHS]
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I know.
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Ah!
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So is it true Minh's dad used
to work for a dictator?
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Several dictators, and then
he worked for Pac Bell.
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[SHUDDERS]
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[RUNNING FOOTFALLS APPROACHING]
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There's the general's taxi.
Do I look okay?
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D-Don't loiter here.
Go home.
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Eat some butter.
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Welcome, general.
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I forgot how handsome you are.
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Stand down,
descendant of fishermen.
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[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
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Fishermen!
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MINH:
Daddy!
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Oh, sa baidee djai hin!
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This is for you.
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So sweet.
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I'll put right next
to elephant dressed as ninja.
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So... you're good
with computers?
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Yes.
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Then put MP3s in my watch!
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I want talk radio
and Frank Sinatra!
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[KAHN STAMMERING]
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Well, that's not how it work...
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Do it!
Drag and drop!
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- But I--
- Drag and drop!
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This watch isn't even digital!
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[GROANS]
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You should have married
Phoukong Vivarad.
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He was VP of acquisitions
at Ingersoll Rand.
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Now he's senior VP.
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Daddy, you like teasing Kahn
too much.
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All I'm saying is you and Connie
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would have been better off
if you married Phoukong.
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Uh...
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I wouldn't exist
if she married Phoukong.
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Is that what your dad told you?
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[WHIMPERING SIGH]
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GENERAL: Kahn!
[YELLING IN LAOTIAN]
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You have to help me.
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You got any Red Rooster
Sauce for General?
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I forgot to buy some
and now he's on a rampage.
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Uh, I'm not sure
what you're asking me for.
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Hot sauce! Now!
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I have this weird feeling.
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I think it's sympathy for Kahn.
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- Yeah.
- Know what you mean.
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Mm-hmm.
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Who wants a beer?
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- Me.
- Sounds good.
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Okay, general, got it.
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I'm not a man.
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Uh, but do you want spicy,
extra-spicy,
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or one where rooster look
really mad?
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Hello?
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[WHIMPERING SIGH]
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Is the bar next door any good?
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TED WASSONASONG:
? Are you pushing me? ?
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? Wrong move, bad move ?
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? You better move
Because I'm rough, I'm tough ?
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? I pop my collar up,
Cream puff ?
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? Jump back, back off ?
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? I'm telling you back off ?
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? Hot danger, hot danger! ?
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? Yeah, you back off! ?
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? Ooh, you back off! ?
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Oh, hot danger --
I'm not messing with that guy.
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Ted, that was so amazing!
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[LAUGHING] Sometimes
I wish guys could have,
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like, a friendship marriage.
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I did not know
you liked karaoke, Kahn.
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Oh, anything to get away
from my father-in-law.
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It's terrible at home, Ted.
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Anyone ever make you feel
like you're less of a man?
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Feel?
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Kahn, the wonderful thing
about karaoke
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is it's an emotional outlet
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but it still allows us
to maintain proper distance.
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Please,
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save it for the stage.
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It's cathartic.
Trust me.
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Uh...
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number 128, I guess.
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[SLOW, SOULFUL
POP INTRO PLAYING]
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[TIMIDLY, OFF-KEY]
? There's got to be a morning after ?
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? If we can hold on ?
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? Through the night ?
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? We have a chance
To find the sunshine ?
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[MORE CONFIDENT, LOUDER]:
? Let's keep on looking for the light ?
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? Oh, can't you see ?
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? That morning after? ?
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? It's waiting
Right outside the storm ?
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? Why don't we cross
That bridge ?
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? Together ?
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? And find a place
That's safe and warm ?
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Encore! Encore!
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[LAUGHING]
No.
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No, sorry,
got to go see father-in-law.
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Encore!
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Encore!
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Ah, forget him.
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Who wants more Kahn?
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Hello, happy family.
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Where are my condiments?!
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Sorry, general, it's
in everybody's Bloody Marys.
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Ah!
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I was a big hit at the
karaoke bar in Little Laos.
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The crowd loved me.
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They even took my picture and
put it on the "Wall of Fame"
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Wow, Dad!
That's so cool!
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Yeah!
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Kind of reminds me of the rebel
with shiny shirt and pompadour
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I met at disco in Laos.
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[GENERAL GROANS]
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Don't be so happy with yourself.
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You're just singing
someone else's songs.
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No skill involved.
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Unlike poetry.
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I shall now recite
a poem I wrote
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while awaiting trial
at The Hague.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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So much depends
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upon inhumanity...
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and death.
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We must not forget
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yet we cannot remember.
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Death be not proud?
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Then who?
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So, after you
finished your song,
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did you smash your air guitar?
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I'm sorry, Connie,
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we must respect our elders
and listen to his poem.
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Please, general, continue.
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I'll tell you later
how I jump into the crowd.
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[GROANS]
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That's the way I'd do it.
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You'd save a load on a casket,
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though the cannon
might be expensive.
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Hello, Hank Hill.
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I accidentally
got some of your mail.
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Hey, I've been waiting
for Snap-On
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to send me their catalog
for years.
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[LAUGHING]
Yeah, I know.
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I've been getting your catalog
for years.
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00:10:01,418 --> 00:10:02,752
I usually throw it out,
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00:10:02,877 --> 00:10:04,295
but today I thought,
"What the heck?"
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00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,340
What has gotten into you, Kahn?
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00:10:07,549 --> 00:10:09,342
Ever since
I started doing karaoke,
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nothing bothers me anymore.
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00:10:11,428 --> 00:10:13,972
Not the general,
not you guys, nothing.
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00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:16,725
Hey, you guys want
to come watch me sing?
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00:10:16,933 --> 00:10:18,977
I'll put you on my guest list.
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I'm on a list!
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00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:30,613
Huh, Kahn must be
really good at this.
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00:10:30,739 --> 00:10:33,742
I've never seen so many people
happy to see him before.
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I've heard five people
refer to Kahn as:
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"the 'Morning After' guy."
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Yeah, he's really popular here.
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He is popular with losers.
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00:10:43,418 --> 00:10:45,587
That make him number one loser.
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00:10:45,795 --> 00:10:47,839
Steve, good Elvis.
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00:10:47,964 --> 00:10:50,967
Oh, John, your Spandau
Ballet makes me cry.
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00:10:51,092 --> 00:10:54,387
Bob, your Freddie Mercury is
getting much, much better.
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00:10:54,596 --> 00:10:55,638
[APPLAUSE]
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Natasha, you got that wrong.
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"Every step you take
I'll be watching... you."
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00:11:00,643 --> 00:11:03,104
And again, people,
if you order the Buffalo wings
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00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:06,107
please wash your hands
before touching the song book.
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00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,234
Hey, emcee guy,
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turn off words.
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I sing without net tonight.
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Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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I see you a truly
beautiful crowd.
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00:11:18,369 --> 00:11:24,167
? There's got to be
A morning after ?
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00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:28,463
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING
AND WHISTLING]
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00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:38,640
Hey, Kahn.
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00:11:38,807 --> 00:11:42,560
Minh, this is my coworker David
that I talk about all the time.
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00:11:42,685 --> 00:11:43,770
Dumbo.
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00:11:43,895 --> 00:11:46,022
Nice guy, though.
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00:11:46,231 --> 00:11:48,399
We actually came out
tonight to make fun of you,
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00:11:48,483 --> 00:11:50,693
but man...
you're awesome.
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00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,655
Hope to see you back
at work sometime.
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00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,615
They should stop forcing
you to telecommute.
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00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:57,075
I'm being forced?!
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00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:00,912
It's all good, it's all good.
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00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,836
Kahn's attitude has
really changed, Peggy.
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00:12:08,044 --> 00:12:10,004
He's actually... tolerable.
255
00:12:10,213 --> 00:12:11,840
Eh, it will not last.
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00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,175
Sure, Kahn is nice
when he's successful,
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00:12:14,259 --> 00:12:16,219
but he's a jerk when he fails;
258
00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:19,180
and, deep down,
he thinks he's a failure.
259
00:12:19,264 --> 00:12:21,599
Kahn will be a jerk again
within the week.
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00:12:21,766 --> 00:12:24,811
Care to put
a little wager on that?
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00:12:24,936 --> 00:12:26,229
Now hold on.
262
00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,731
You can't bet on a
human being like that.
263
00:12:28,890 --> 00:12:30,225
Even if it is Kahn.
264
00:12:30,441 --> 00:12:31,484
Oh, Hank,
265
00:12:31,609 --> 00:12:33,570
this is what mother-son
bonding looks like now.
266
00:12:33,695 --> 00:12:35,488
How 'bout we up the ante?
267
00:12:35,613 --> 00:12:37,991
Winner gets reverse
bragging rights.
268
00:12:38,199 --> 00:12:39,659
I don't know what that means
269
00:12:39,784 --> 00:12:41,202
but I'm in.
270
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:42,745
It means the loser --
271
00:12:42,871 --> 00:12:43,788
you --
272
00:12:43,955 --> 00:12:46,040
has to lavish the winner -- me --
273
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,375
with praise.
274
00:12:47,584 --> 00:12:48,459
Deal.
275
00:12:48,585 --> 00:12:49,961
And when I win,
276
00:12:50,086 --> 00:12:52,046
I would like you to refer to me
277
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,841
as "The Boy King."
278
00:12:58,386 --> 00:12:59,596
Kahn,
279
00:12:59,804 --> 00:13:02,724
you were unbelievable
last night!
280
00:13:02,932 --> 00:13:05,143
You made the hairs
on my back stand on end.
281
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:06,519
Well, if you liked that,
282
00:13:06,644 --> 00:13:08,021
you should come see me
at karaoke night
283
00:13:08,146 --> 00:13:09,564
at Nine Rivers Country Club.
284
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,441
They asked me to perform
at their fundraiser,
285
00:13:11,566 --> 00:13:13,193
to help pay for last fundraiser.
286
00:13:13,318 --> 00:13:14,986
Check it out -- I'm headlining!
287
00:13:15,987 --> 00:13:17,322
Wow.
288
00:13:17,447 --> 00:13:19,115
And look at that,
you got top billing
289
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,825
over Dith Prou Non!
290
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:21,951
Yes!
291
00:13:22,076 --> 00:13:23,870
This is going to be
really big show for me.
292
00:13:23,995 --> 00:13:25,330
Even general's coming.
293
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,498
And Minh says he won't wait
in the car this time.
294
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,000
Well, good for you, Kahn.
295
00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:30,627
We're all looking forward to it.
296
00:13:30,752 --> 00:13:33,630
Kahn, I need you to come
and wash my clothes.
297
00:13:33,838 --> 00:13:36,382
They have taken on the smell
of your house.
298
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,134
I'm sorry, general,
299
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,261
but I am talking
with my friends now.
300
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:42,472
Why don't you do it yourself?
301
00:13:44,307 --> 00:13:45,934
[RASPY WHISPER]
Oh...
302
00:13:51,773 --> 00:13:52,649
[GROWLING]
Aah...!
303
00:13:52,857 --> 00:13:54,692
Well, all right, Kahn!
304
00:13:54,817 --> 00:13:56,236
Join us for a beer.
305
00:14:02,283 --> 00:14:05,161
I have four recording
devices taped to my person
306
00:14:05,286 --> 00:14:07,455
for bootlegging
Kahn's performance.
307
00:14:07,664 --> 00:14:09,082
I'm going to make a killing
308
00:14:09,207 --> 00:14:11,459
down at the Laotian
Farmer's Market.
309
00:14:11,668 --> 00:14:14,128
Kahn, you perform
with such power.
310
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,923
Please tell us about
your "karaoke strategy."
311
00:14:17,048 --> 00:14:19,342
In karaoke, you must
dominate your song.
312
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:20,593
- You must...
- Kahn!
313
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,387
I would like to perform.
314
00:14:22,512 --> 00:14:24,430
But we already have a program!
315
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,624
And an approximate time frame!
316
00:14:26,724 --> 00:14:27,976
KAHN:
No, no,
317
00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:29,769
it's fine, Mitchell.
318
00:14:29,852 --> 00:14:32,146
How about this --
I won't do an encore,
319
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,023
and general can open for me.
320
00:14:37,986 --> 00:14:41,739
You must say to song:
"I am boss! I am boss!"
321
00:14:46,828 --> 00:14:50,123
["THE MORNING AFTER"
INTRO PLAYING]
322
00:14:50,331 --> 00:14:52,000
Wait, isn't this...?
323
00:14:53,418 --> 00:14:57,255
[SPEAKING LYRICS]
There's got to be a morning after!
324
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,757
No!
That's Kahn's song!
325
00:14:59,924 --> 00:15:01,634
He's stealing Kahn's song!
326
00:15:01,843 --> 00:15:03,261
In the world of karaoke,
327
00:15:03,386 --> 00:15:06,180
stealing a man's song is
like sleeping with his wife
328
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:09,559
and making him listen to it
as others watch and cheer.
329
00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:13,771
THE GENERAL: Let's
keep on looking for the light!
330
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:18,109
Why don't we cross
the bridge together
331
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:23,239
And find a place
that's safe and warm?
332
00:15:23,448 --> 00:15:26,451
[CHEERING, WHOOPING]
333
00:15:27,285 --> 00:15:28,745
EMCEE:
Wow, Kahn,
334
00:15:28,953 --> 00:15:31,205
the gauntlet's been thrown down!
335
00:15:31,414 --> 00:15:34,375
And now,
for our headlining performer!
336
00:15:34,459 --> 00:15:36,669
Kahn Souphanousinphone.
337
00:15:36,753 --> 00:15:37,879
[CHEERING]
338
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:58,358
I can't believe general
stole my song.
339
00:15:58,566 --> 00:15:59,942
The monster!
340
00:16:00,068 --> 00:16:02,570
The worst part is, I let him.
341
00:16:02,737 --> 00:16:05,448
I could've gone up on stage
and beat him, but I didn't.
342
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,075
I'm worthless.
343
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,368
DALE:
Amazing.
344
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:10,870
The general was able to
use Maureen McGovern
345
00:16:10,995 --> 00:16:12,747
as a device of torture.
346
00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:14,207
He's just a jackass.
347
00:16:14,332 --> 00:16:15,375
Forget about him.
348
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:17,418
Besides, he's not gonna
be here forever.
349
00:16:17,627 --> 00:16:19,253
Yeah, he'll eventually go home.
350
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,214
But I'll still be a failure.
351
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,298
No, you won't.
352
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,716
You'll get back onstage
353
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,135
and walk this off
like an athlete...
354
00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:28,679
that sings.
355
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,264
THE GENERAL:
Kahn!
356
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,475
I gotta run.
357
00:16:32,934 --> 00:16:36,687
We're witnessing our own
VH-1 Behind The Music.
358
00:16:36,771 --> 00:16:39,148
It's just a show
until it happens to you.
359
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,733
[SIGHING]
Dang it.
360
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,443
We gotta do something.
361
00:16:46,197 --> 00:16:48,491
I am testing the microphone.
362
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,785
I am testing the microphone.
363
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:53,204
["CHICKEN DANCE" PLAYS]
364
00:16:56,207 --> 00:16:57,333
Hey, Kahn!
365
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,668
Boomhauer
366
00:16:58,835 --> 00:17:00,670
had this thing lying
around his bedroom.
367
00:17:00,795 --> 00:17:02,004
Come take a look.
368
00:17:03,506 --> 00:17:06,217
Please, Kahn, you've got
a rainbow in your mouth.
369
00:17:06,342 --> 00:17:07,969
Open it for the world!
370
00:17:08,970 --> 00:17:10,513
[WHIMPERING SIGH]
371
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:18,062
Okay, Mom, you only
have one more day
372
00:17:18,229 --> 00:17:21,023
for Kahn to turn back
into his old self again.
373
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,943
PEGGY: Oh, he may look
like a broken man right now,
374
00:17:24,152 --> 00:17:26,571
but that's the final stage
before jerk-dom.
375
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,449
[WHIMPERING SIGH]
376
00:17:31,492 --> 00:17:32,660
And when I win,
377
00:17:32,743 --> 00:17:34,662
just know I like compliments
378
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,039
that are from the neck up.
379
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:45,131
Thank you very much!
380
00:17:54,849 --> 00:17:57,560
Kahn, you meditating again?
381
00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:01,189
Aw... You want to eat?
382
00:18:01,355 --> 00:18:04,400
Just drop food on my face.
383
00:18:04,609 --> 00:18:06,068
Oh, Kahn,
384
00:18:06,277 --> 00:18:09,322
it's not a big deal that
Daddy did the same song.
385
00:18:09,447 --> 00:18:10,698
So what?
386
00:18:10,865 --> 00:18:13,117
Bah, maybe to you, Minh.
387
00:18:13,242 --> 00:18:15,036
But it was my song.
388
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,396
Daddy, Kahn is hurting.
389
00:18:24,545 --> 00:18:26,422
- You have to do something!
- Ehh!
390
00:18:26,547 --> 00:18:30,009
Do not interrupt me when
Geldorf Muller is pulling.
391
00:18:30,218 --> 00:18:32,011
[GRUNTING]
392
00:18:34,305 --> 00:18:38,142
Ah... it's too bad there is
not a world's weakest man,
393
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:41,020
because Kahn would
be unstoppable.
394
00:18:41,938 --> 00:18:43,397
He's my husband
395
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,816
and the father to
your only granddaughter.
396
00:18:45,942 --> 00:18:48,444
You have to talk to him
and make this right.
397
00:18:58,412 --> 00:18:59,789
Please.
398
00:18:59,914 --> 00:19:01,082
Sit up, son.
399
00:19:04,418 --> 00:19:06,587
I know I've been hard on you.
400
00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:10,216
But I just want you to know:
401
00:19:10,341 --> 00:19:12,385
you are a failure.
402
00:19:13,427 --> 00:19:16,347
You are a loser, a nothing.
403
00:19:16,472 --> 00:19:19,308
I am better than you
in every way
404
00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:22,812
and can crush you,
whenever the mood strikes me.
405
00:19:24,272 --> 00:19:25,523
Now.
406
00:19:25,606 --> 00:19:28,693
If you accept that,
because you are Minh's husband,
407
00:19:28,818 --> 00:19:31,696
I will leave here
and let you save face
408
00:19:31,821 --> 00:19:35,783
in front of this inconsequential
mix of bottom dwellers.
409
00:19:36,826 --> 00:19:38,828
Good enough for me!
410
00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:46,294
[GROWLS]
411
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,420
Kahn,
412
00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:52,091
I compliment you on
your success in life.
413
00:19:53,467 --> 00:19:55,094
You are married to my daughter.
414
00:19:55,219 --> 00:19:58,139
And you have a child
which you share with her.
415
00:19:58,389 --> 00:20:01,892
You have achieved...
things.
416
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,524
I am departing by taxi now.
417
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,419
HANK:
Well, all right, Kahn!
418
00:20:28,586 --> 00:20:30,463
It's nice to see you
in a good mood again.
419
00:20:30,588 --> 00:20:31,464
You want a beer?
420
00:20:34,008 --> 00:20:36,052
I would love a beer --
421
00:20:36,177 --> 00:20:39,305
an import from my Sub-Zero
style refrigerator,
422
00:20:39,430 --> 00:20:43,017
not domestic swill
from hillbilly cooler.
423
00:20:43,517 --> 00:20:44,727
Huh.
424
00:20:44,935 --> 00:20:47,730
Well, looks like
we got an extra beer.
425
00:20:47,897 --> 00:20:49,482
Mm... yup.
426
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:50,858
Yep.
427
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,777
Mm-hmm.
428
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:56,530
So, what do you think of
your sandwich, Bobby?
429
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:59,075
I have never had
a better sandwich.
430
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,452
In all of my life.
431
00:21:01,577 --> 00:21:04,747
It's as if the meat
was touched by God.
432
00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:06,248
Oh, yes.
433
00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:09,210
I thought it was gonna be a good
sandwich when I was making it.
434
00:21:09,293 --> 00:21:10,836
How do I look?
435
00:21:10,961 --> 00:21:13,172
[SIGHING]
Your skin is radiant,
436
00:21:13,297 --> 00:21:15,299
and your hair is luxurious.
437
00:21:15,383 --> 00:21:17,551
How jealous other boys must be
438
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:20,304
that I have such a perfect mom.
439
00:21:54,463 --> 00:21:55,631
THE GENERAL:
Drag and drop!
440
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:56,966
- KAHN: But I--
- Drag and drop!
441
00:21:57,016 --> 00:22:01,566
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