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Oh, all right.
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We got the lead, Uncle Hank.
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We got the lead!
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Oh, no.
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Bobby's on deck.
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PEGGY:
Bobby...
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honey, you forgot your bat!
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HANK:
Bobby!
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Practice swings!
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Stand up and swing the bat!
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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Well, we could get lucky, Hank.
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It's gonna pour any minute now.
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Okay, it's the bottom
of the fifth,
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so it's an official game.
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If it starts to rain
before Bobby's at bat,
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they'll end the game
and Bobby'll get a "W"
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without embarrassing himself.
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BOOMHAUER:
Dang ol' batter up, man.
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Dang it, Bobby,
you're right-handed!
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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Talkin' bout that's the dang
ol' game.
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Yes! That's it!
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Why'd I have to miss my at-bat?
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I had it all planned out:
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After the third strike,
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I was gonna walk
like an Egyptian
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back to the dugout.
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Yep, I'm real sorry
I missed that.
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What in the heck?
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Oh, my God, we've been robbed!
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My treasures!
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Oh, Ladybird,
thank God you're okay.
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[GASPS]
Oh, no, Hank,
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they took the vase
that your mom made for us.
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[DISAPPOINTED]
Oh, no, it's still here.
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[PERKILY]
Oh, but it's broken.
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Sure.
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When Hank calls the police
they come right over,
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but when I do, they say it's not
their job to keep me company.
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I feel violated.
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I had over $200 of surveillance
equipment hidden in that house.
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I hope it didn't get stolen.
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Those burglars must've been
so disappointed
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when they got inside.
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I'm just glad they
didn't rob us.
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I'm just saying
what everyone's thinking.
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Well, there's no sign
of forced entry,
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and from what you're telling us,
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nothing is missing
and something was found.
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Yep.
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I'd been looking for
that remote for days.
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Most people think
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that it's the person
you'd least expect.
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But we usually find
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it's the person
you'd... most expect.
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Well, I don't know anyone
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who would want to do
something like this.
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Really?
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Because the perpetrator
usually tends
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to be the shadiest-looking guy
in the room.
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[SLURPING]
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In this room.
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Now.
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So, officer,
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are you gonna find
the perpetrator?
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I'm sorry, son.
This isn't the movies.
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Where am I supposed
to hide my valuables?
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See, this is why we need
a spinning bookcase.
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Peggy, I know this was upsetting
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but I think Ladybird's
all the security we need.
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Hank, Ladybird let the
guy ransack the place.
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If I were her,
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I would've given him
one warning bark
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and then bit him right
in the windpipe..
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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What the heck are
you guys doing here?
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We're too scared to sleep
at our house, Uncle Hank.
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I just want to live in a world
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where Santa can get in your
house but thieves cannot.
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The cat burglar
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inside me can appreciate
a job well done,
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but the 'fraidy cat inside me
says run like hell.
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See, I got two cats inside me.
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[SIGHING]
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Okay, fine. You can
both sleep in the den.
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Sleep.
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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[GLASS SHATTERING,
LADYBIRD BARKING]
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Hank!
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Someone's in the house.
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Wait -- I'm coming, too.
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A butcher's knife?
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All right.
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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- [BOTH GASP]
- Uncle Hank, I'm scared!
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I got the gun safe!
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[LADYBIRD GROWLING]
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Ladybird's got him!
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[LADYBIRD SNARLING]
Ladybird!
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Ladybird?
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There better be a criminal
in that cushion.
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Wow, she hates that couch.
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[LADYBIRD GROWLING]
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LUANNE:
I can't believe
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it was Ladybird who messed up
the house all along.
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I guess after ten years of
not being allowed on the couch,
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she finally snapped.
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I don't understand
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what would make Ladybird
do something like this.
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Poor thing.
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I need to spend more time
with her.
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Maybe I've been
so caught up with work,
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I've forgotten
what really matters.
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Hank, all I know is,
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if you had come in to find me
chewing up the couch,
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you would not be
nearly so forgiving.
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You sniff that poop, Ladybird.
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Sniff to your heart's content.
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Gotta take care of
some business, huh?
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Well, knock yourself out.
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[THUNDER RUMBLING,
LADYBIRD GROWLING]
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It's okay, Ladybird.
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Just a little thunder.
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- [GROWLS]
- Ow!
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Ladybird!
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Yeah, my dog's never done
anything like this before.
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Maybe it's got something to do
with all the thunderstorms.
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Maybe.
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Dogs are very unpredictable.
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You never know
what they're going to do.
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Now, what's the name
of your dog?
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Ladybird.
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Ladybird Hill.
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Why does that matter?
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Oh, I'm required by law
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to report Ladybird
to the authorities.
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They'll be putting her
on the "vicious dog" list.
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The vicious dog list?!
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But, that's a...
it's a list of vicious dogs.
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It's just a formality.
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Unless Ladybird
were to bite anyone else.
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Then the state
can take her away.
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Take her away?!
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Oh, I'm sorry
about the euphemism.
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I'm not a veterinarian.
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I'm used to talking
about people.
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Of course, I mean kill her.
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Kill her?!
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Hmm, I don't know how to be
any clearer than that, Mr. Hill.
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And then he put Ladybird
on the vicious dog list.
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Ladybird!
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Hank, I too am on more lists
than I'd care to be.
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Lists at the CIA,
the FBI, L.L. Bean...
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Ladybird's such a nice dog, too.
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She's always licking my face
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even when all the crumbs
are gone.
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She's a great dog.
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And does she look
vicious to you?
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Huh? Huh?
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This is ridiculous!
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There is no got-dang way
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I'm lettin' her stay
on that list.
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You know, if Ladybird
does bite again,
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you could just blame Peggy!
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They'd haul her away!
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Then we'd all be rid of her.
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Well, I wish
I could help you, Hank.
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But, uh, once a dog gets
put on the vicious dog list,
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well, it's dang near
impossible to get 'em off.
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But Ladybird shouldn't
be on that list.
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You know her.
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You know she's not vicious.
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But she's old now;
her faculties are failing.
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You don't know what's
gonna set her off!
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It could be thunder or
other loud noises,
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and there's no telling
what she could do.
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Now, although you can't reverse
the aging process,
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you can try to change
a dog's behavior.
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You've heard of the Dog
Whisperer, right?
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Yes.
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Well, here's the number
of a guy people call
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when they can't get on his show.
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Are you telling me
to go to a dog spiritualist?
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Look, Hank,
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I don't claim to know what
mysteries the universe holds.
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But this guy does.
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You know? I think
he may be your last hope.
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Oh, God.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I'm just very important.
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So, you are Ladybird's human.
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[SIGHING] You are like that
Dog Whisperer on the TV.
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The Dog Whisperer?
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Please.
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That talent-less show-off.
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Okay, well, Ladybird
here's got a problem
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with thunder and loud noises.
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If we don't fix it, animal
control is gonna take her away.
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Otherwise, I would never agree
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to talk to a person
such as yourself.
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I see.
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So, during these thunderstorms,
does she bark like...
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[GROWLING, THEN BARKING]
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Or more like a...
[HUSKY BARK]
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I'm gonna stand up
and leave now.
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Mr. Hill, do you want to
save your dog or not?
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Okay.
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We'll do whatever it takes.
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Good.
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Now, Ladybird,
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I need to visit you
in your natural environment.
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And this is why...
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[WHISPERING]
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[GROANING]
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Now, walk your dog.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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You must be the leader!
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Some hacks refer to this
as being the "alpha dog."
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I call it being
the "pack leader dog."
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Much fresher.
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Much fresher.
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Posture.
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Posture!
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Walk as though you have
an invisible top hat.
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You want me to...
what now?!
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Top hat!
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Now, I've never seen Hank
pretend before.
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I don't like it.
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Hey, Hank, if you're gonna wear
an invisible top hat,
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I'd carry an invisible bat
for protection.
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Would you guys shut up?
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I'm trying to save my dog.
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Who's a good boy listening
to his trainer like that?
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Is it you, Hank?
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Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
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[GROANS]
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She does not have
respect for you.
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Try carrying
an invisible walking stick.
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[SIGHS]
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You know, all Hank needs
is an invisible monocle
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and he'd look like
Mr. Peanut.
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HANK: I've got nothing
against good posture,
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but what's that got to do
with making Ladybird better?
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[SIGHS]
I feel so stupid.
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Oh, Hank, so, you love Ladybird,
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and you're willing to do
anything to keep her.
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Does that make you stupid?
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No.
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Yes, it does, but it's okay.
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Love makes people stupid.
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And I cannot help but be moved
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by how stupid you
are being right now.
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[SIGHS]
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Okay, Hank.
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Tell Ladybird to sit.
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Ladybird, sit.
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Oh, sorry.
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I have bacon in my pocket.
260
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,759
Try again.
261
00:12:15,844 --> 00:12:17,971
Ladybird, sit.
262
00:12:19,264 --> 00:12:21,182
[SIGHS]
This isn't working!
263
00:12:21,266 --> 00:12:24,060
I have blamed the owner,
humiliated the owner...
264
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:27,605
I must free-brain
this conundrum.
265
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,441
She's searching.
266
00:12:30,608 --> 00:12:32,610
She's on a path
of self-discovery.
267
00:12:32,735 --> 00:12:34,529
Ah, of course, I see!
268
00:12:34,612 --> 00:12:38,116
Ladybird is a pack animal
in search of her pack.
269
00:12:38,241 --> 00:12:40,785
We must take her
to her own kind.
270
00:12:40,869 --> 00:12:43,371
Are you sure she's not just
looking at some throw-up?
271
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,998
To the pack!
272
00:12:45,248 --> 00:12:46,708
[WEARY SIGH]
273
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,754
This is the pack?!
274
00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:53,506
They're a bunch of old people.
275
00:12:53,715 --> 00:12:56,467
I will explain to you
as I explain to everybody.
276
00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:58,052
Hello!
277
00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,263
This is Ladybird.
278
00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:04,225
I believe you will benefit
from each other's company.
279
00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:07,896
You beautiful creatures
have so much in common.
280
00:13:08,062 --> 00:13:09,689
She is old.
281
00:13:09,814 --> 00:13:12,692
You are old.
282
00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,277
She'll die soon.
283
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,029
You'll die soon.
284
00:13:17,947 --> 00:13:19,699
It's perfect, really.
285
00:13:22,994 --> 00:13:25,663
Oh, what a nice doggie.
286
00:13:26,122 --> 00:13:27,999
See?
287
00:13:28,666 --> 00:13:30,501
I hope this is gonna be okay.
288
00:13:30,585 --> 00:13:32,587
I don't feel right about this.
289
00:13:35,465 --> 00:13:37,717
Look how happy she looks.
290
00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:40,011
So, what are you in for?
291
00:13:40,094 --> 00:13:41,429
Well, I'm old.
292
00:13:41,512 --> 00:13:43,514
I only have a few
months to live.
293
00:13:43,598 --> 00:13:45,141
That's great!
294
00:13:45,350 --> 00:13:47,227
I'm having a baby
in a few months.
295
00:13:47,352 --> 00:13:48,978
And Lucky and I have been
talking a lot
296
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,688
about reincarnation.
297
00:13:50,772 --> 00:13:52,398
Maybe when you die,
298
00:13:52,523 --> 00:13:55,235
you could come back as my baby!
299
00:13:55,777 --> 00:13:57,403
Okay.
300
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,867
Dad, if Ladybird
likes hard candy
301
00:14:02,992 --> 00:14:05,912
and Wild Turkey,
I've got the room for her.
302
00:14:06,037 --> 00:14:07,705
Come on, sweetie.
303
00:14:07,789 --> 00:14:10,833
Let's go for a walk
around the building.
304
00:14:11,626 --> 00:14:15,338
Wow, maybe this nut job
actually knows what he's doing.
305
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,507
Yeah, maybe this nut job
306
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,342
actually knows what he's doing.
307
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:21,052
Is this such a good idea?
308
00:14:21,219 --> 00:14:23,513
What if Ladybird bites somebody?
309
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,181
Old people are always dying
310
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,308
over the stupidest
little things.
311
00:14:27,517 --> 00:14:29,894
Mm, that's why we want
to keep this initial visit brief.
312
00:14:29,978 --> 00:14:31,521
If we overwhelm the dog,
313
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,523
she might snap like
she's never snapped before.
314
00:14:33,731 --> 00:14:35,984
Huh. Uh, you know,
that might have been
315
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,653
something to mention
before we came in here.
316
00:14:38,736 --> 00:14:41,114
MAN [GROANING]:
Ah, boy, are my knees achy.
317
00:14:41,239 --> 00:14:43,324
Not as bad as my joints.
318
00:14:43,408 --> 00:14:45,159
Must be rain coming.
319
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,452
Rain?
320
00:14:46,536 --> 00:14:48,204
Feels like
it'll be a doozy, too.
321
00:14:48,371 --> 00:14:50,915
MAN 2: It's a hard
rain gonna fall.
322
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,458
Remember Bob Dylan?
323
00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:54,502
Jewish fella.
324
00:14:54,711 --> 00:14:58,339
...and the lion and the chimp
are still best friends.
325
00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:00,133
Now here's Kirk
with the weather.
326
00:15:00,341 --> 00:15:02,844
Hey, Kirk, am I taking
an umbrella to the big game?
327
00:15:02,927 --> 00:15:05,179
It's a domed stadium,
does it really matter?
328
00:15:05,221 --> 00:15:06,222
[CHUCKLES]
329
00:15:06,389 --> 00:15:07,557
Oh, come on.
330
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,933
Ah, but seriously.
331
00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:10,435
If you have to go outside,
332
00:15:10,601 --> 00:15:12,520
take my advice: don't.
333
00:15:12,603 --> 00:15:14,105
'Cause there's gonna be
some major
334
00:15:14,188 --> 00:15:19,569
thunderstorm activity here,
here, here and here.
335
00:15:19,777 --> 00:15:21,154
- No!
- Heck,
336
00:15:21,279 --> 00:15:23,573
if you can see this,
you might as well stay inside,
337
00:15:23,781 --> 00:15:26,075
'cause folks,
it's gonna be a big one.
338
00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:27,410
Oh, God!
339
00:15:27,618 --> 00:15:29,162
Was it thunderstorms
340
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,748
or gunfire that sent
Ladybird into such a frenzy?
341
00:15:31,956 --> 00:15:33,541
Thunderstorms.
342
00:15:36,127 --> 00:15:37,545
W-Where's my dog?
343
00:15:37,628 --> 00:15:39,005
Where's Ladybird?!
344
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:42,258
Is that what used to be
on the end of this?
345
00:15:45,928 --> 00:15:47,722
[THUNDER CRASHES]
346
00:15:56,773 --> 00:15:58,566
Peggy, we've got a real problem!
347
00:15:58,649 --> 00:16:01,527
It's thundering outside
and Ladybird's on the loose!
348
00:16:01,652 --> 00:16:03,488
Oh, my goodness. Okay.
349
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,406
Everybody, be calm.
350
00:16:05,615 --> 00:16:06,574
We are calm.
351
00:16:06,741 --> 00:16:07,867
Well, you shouldn't be.
352
00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:09,619
There's a vicious dog
on the loose!
353
00:16:09,744 --> 00:16:12,538
- Peggy!
- I'm sorry, it just slipped out.
354
00:16:12,747 --> 00:16:14,248
Now, when you're born,
355
00:16:14,415 --> 00:16:15,917
and the doctor slaps you,
356
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,835
I want you to cry like this:
357
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,254
[CRYING LIKE A BABY]
358
00:16:20,338 --> 00:16:22,298
And that way, I know it's you.
359
00:16:23,007 --> 00:16:24,592
Okay.
360
00:16:24,801 --> 00:16:26,761
Mom, Dad, what's going on?
361
00:16:26,844 --> 00:16:28,763
Come on, we need
to find Ladybird.
362
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,181
It"s okay, everyone.
363
00:16:30,264 --> 00:16:32,016
I called animal control.
364
00:16:32,141 --> 00:16:33,184
Help is on the way.
365
00:16:33,351 --> 00:16:34,769
No! They'll kill her!
366
00:16:36,854 --> 00:16:38,773
Ep, ep!
You stay right here.
367
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:41,109
The alpha--
I mean, pack leader --
368
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,985
doesn't seek out his followers.
369
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:44,862
His followers come to him.
370
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,614
I'm done listening to you
371
00:16:46,697 --> 00:16:48,282
and your psychobabble crap.
372
00:16:48,491 --> 00:16:50,910
Now get out of my way
or my pack leader foot
373
00:16:50,993 --> 00:16:52,620
is gonna kick your ass.
374
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,290
[TAUNTING]:
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
375
00:16:56,499 --> 00:16:57,917
- Ladybird!
- Here, Ladybird!
376
00:16:57,959 --> 00:16:59,252
- [WHISTLING]
- Come on, girl.
377
00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:03,297
[THUNDER CRASHES]
378
00:17:13,474 --> 00:17:15,226
Dang it, we've got to hurry!
379
00:17:17,728 --> 00:17:20,356
Well, who do we have here?
380
00:17:20,565 --> 00:17:22,817
Aren't you the cutest thing?
381
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,653
Mom, Dad, there's no time!
382
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:26,904
Don't look back!
383
00:17:26,988 --> 00:17:28,030
Just go!
384
00:17:30,074 --> 00:17:31,826
Wanna play with my teeth?
385
00:17:32,910 --> 00:17:34,036
[THUNDER CRASHES]
386
00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:35,288
I changed my mind!
387
00:17:35,413 --> 00:17:36,622
Come back!
388
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,292
At first, he was a...
[BARKS AGGRESSIVELY]
389
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,377
but when I was through working
with him,
390
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,963
he was a...
[WHIMPERS]
391
00:17:44,046 --> 00:17:45,923
You know, you remind me
392
00:17:46,007 --> 00:17:47,884
of a German Shepard
I used to have.
393
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,052
Would you mind if I petted you?
394
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:53,181
Uh... go ahead.
395
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,269
- Ladybird!
- Ladybird!
396
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,521
[THUNDER CRASHING]
397
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,826
[THUNDER CRASHING]
398
00:18:29,884 --> 00:18:31,427
[CLATTERING]
399
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,472
[THUNDER CRASHING]
400
00:18:38,142 --> 00:18:39,435
I saw the dog!
401
00:18:39,602 --> 00:18:40,520
She went in there!
402
00:18:44,899 --> 00:18:46,192
Ladybird! Stop!
403
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:48,653
Ladybird!
404
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,620
Good girl.
405
00:18:57,787 --> 00:18:59,372
Move! Move! Move!
406
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:02,750
I've got a clear shot at her!
407
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,503
You sure? Because I'm
pretty good with this thing.
408
00:19:05,670 --> 00:19:06,796
No! Stop!
409
00:19:06,921 --> 00:19:09,423
Does this look like
a vicious dog to you?
410
00:19:10,174 --> 00:19:12,635
I don't know. Maybe?
411
00:19:12,843 --> 00:19:15,179
Aren't you sweet?
412
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:21,727
No, this dog
wouldn't harm anyone.
413
00:19:21,811 --> 00:19:23,020
Look at her.
414
00:19:25,189 --> 00:19:26,941
I'm still pretty amped up.
415
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:29,819
You wanna go somewhere
and talk about this?
416
00:19:31,821 --> 00:19:33,948
Come on, Ladybird.
Let's go.
417
00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:41,122
Come on, girl.
[WHISTLES]
418
00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:44,834
Oh, dang it, Ladybird,
419
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,003
don't make me walk
with a top hat.
420
00:20:02,893 --> 00:20:04,478
Oh, my God.
421
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,480
You're deaf.
422
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,276
I thought she might be faking.
423
00:20:10,484 --> 00:20:13,154
Now, I need to ask you a favor.
424
00:20:13,487 --> 00:20:15,615
Could you please have my eyes?
425
00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:18,492
Lucky's don't always
line up exactly right.
426
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,661
Everybody, I have great news.
427
00:20:20,745 --> 00:20:23,706
Loud noises will never upset
Ladybird again.
428
00:20:23,914 --> 00:20:25,249
She's gone deaf.
429
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,334
[APPLAUSE]
430
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:27,752
See, Hank?
431
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,879
I told you I could
save that dog.
432
00:20:30,087 --> 00:20:32,173
How in the heck are
you gonna take credit
433
00:20:32,256 --> 00:20:33,924
for my dog going deaf?
434
00:20:34,008 --> 00:20:37,595
Eh, probably with an exclusive
in Dog Fancy magazine.
435
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:38,971
[SIGHS]
436
00:20:39,055 --> 00:20:40,848
Come on. Let's go home.
437
00:20:40,931 --> 00:20:43,267
Wait. Where's Bobby?
438
00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:46,354
Your daughter does
sound nice, Doris,
439
00:20:46,562 --> 00:20:50,441
but 57 might be
a little old for me.
440
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,570
You know, it's kind of sad.
441
00:20:54,737 --> 00:20:57,323
Ladybird used to love
watching football with me.
442
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,533
Now she can't even
hear the announcers.
443
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:02,620
Well, we could put on
the closed captioning for her.
444
00:21:02,787 --> 00:21:04,163
She's a dog, Bill.
445
00:21:04,288 --> 00:21:05,706
She can't read.
446
00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:08,042
SINGER [ON TV]:
? At the Mega Lo Mart ?
447
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,670
Hey, change the channel.
She hates this commercial.
448
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:13,673
ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: And
that brings up fourth and long.
449
00:21:13,798 --> 00:21:15,841
The punting unit's coming out...
450
00:21:52,795 --> 00:21:55,381
OSKAR: Maybe this nut job
actually knows what he's doing.
451
00:21:55,431 --> 00:21:59,981
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