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[DALE HUMMING HAPPILY]
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[HUMMING CONTINUING]
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[HUMMING STOPS ABRUPTLY]
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No...
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No! No! I've been burgled!
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[SIGHS]
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[PANTING]
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My Spring Harvest Classic!
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The jewel of
my basket collection
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has been taken!
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[DALE SPUTTERS]
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My basket!
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I'm sorry, sug'. To me it's
just a container to hold things.
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Just a container?
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I'll tell you
what this basket contains:
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unconditional love.
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Would you like some soda,
Basket?
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I would love some soda.
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Thanks, Dale.
I love you.
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Okay, sug', whatever you say.
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I just wish you wouldn't spend
so much money on these things.
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Do you have any idea
how expensive our bills are?!
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Maybe you should think
about getting another job.
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I mean, if an exterminator
doesn't kill any bugs,
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or make any money,
does he even have a job?
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I'm an exterminator, Nancy.
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I's in my bones!
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I think it got in
through my lungs.
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[SIGHS]
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NANCY:
I don't know what to do!
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At this point, Dale's just
taking up space in the house,
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like a lamp that eats and smokes
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and buys stuff on the Internet.
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I tried to convince him to
get another job, but...
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But nothing.
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Dale should go
on a vocation vacation.
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A what...?
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Uh, Peggy, whatever it is
you're talking about,
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it sounds like a
Gribble family matter.
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I am apparently in the most
coveted advertising demographic,
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because I am always finding
these opportunities
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under my windshield wiper.
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All you have to do
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is send Dale on a vacation,
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and he'll come back
with a new vocation.
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Unless the vacation is
to a dank basement
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with a bunch of weird crap
in it, Dale won't go.
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He will if Hank makes him.
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I'm not going, Peggy.
No way.
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The Gribbles are financially
treading water, Hank.
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And when they drown, where do
you think they're gonna come?
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Everyone always comes to us.
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Yep, you'll wake up
in the morning and there's Dale.
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You go to the bathroom, and...
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There's Dale!
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You're eating breakfast...
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And, oh, my God, there's Dale!
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And I have to warn you,
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Joseph's going through
a "finding himself" phase,
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and it's taking him
to some pretty weird places.
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[SIGHING]
Fine.
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Cement factory?
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Wow, they're never open
to the public.
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And look, I could decommission
a submarine.
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You know, some of these
don't sound that bad.
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Yep.
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KAHN:
Look out, everybody.
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There's a new, fat, lonely
sheriff in town.
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As a robust, balding man,
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I've tried every hat there is:
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fedora, newsboy, the porkpie.
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I know how much you
hated the porkpie.
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But this is the hat
that's gonna stick.
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So, Dale, fill in the blank.
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"Dale and Hank are going
to spend a week working --
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A: in the pit crew,
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B: as fishing guides,
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or C: as brew masters."
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There really is no wrong answer.
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While I like
the Dale and Hank part,
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I don't like the part
about learning.
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Come on, Dale.
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It could be fun, and, who knows,
when you come back,
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you might be able to support
your family.
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Fine, Hank, I'll go! Geez.
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Give me these.
I'll look 'em over,
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make a decision, and sign us up.
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Come on, pit crew...
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or fishing guide...
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or brew master.
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Just remember:
when you get back,
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there's nothing sexier
than a breadwinner.
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Now let me take one last,
final look at unskilled Dale!
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Quit being so secretive, Dale.
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What did you sign us up for?
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Well, I was going to wait
and surprise you,
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but since you asked...
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I found something
that I've always wanted to do,
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but never let myself believe
was possible.
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[SIGHS]
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Basket weaving.
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Basket weaving?!
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What?! No!
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I, I didn't even see
basket weaving in the pamphlet.
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I's because you weren't looking
in the Arts and Crafts section.
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Of course I wasn't!
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Oh, God!
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Just think, when I return,
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I will be
a full-fledged basket-teer.
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I owe it all to you, Hank.
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And to a lesser and more
sexual extent, my wife.
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? Oh, I love baskets ?
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? Baskets, baskets, baskets ?
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DALE:
Whoa...
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It's beautiful Hank.
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It's like I've died
and gone here.
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Someday, Dale, I will ask
you for a favor,
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and I will remind you
of this day,
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and you will do me that favor.
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Hello.
I'm Charles.
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This is my wife Sharon.
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Vocationers.
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We've been innkeepers
in New England,
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wine makers in Napa,
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and most recently,
chocolatiers in Hershey.
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But enough about Chuck
and Shay-Shay
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and our vida fabuloso.
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How about I introduce you
to the others?
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That's Megan.
She's Charles' daughter.
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Not mine, though.
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Hi. I'm Kitty.
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Are you guys as excited
about weaving as me?
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No. But he is.
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Hank cares little about baskets.
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He is merely a facilitator.
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Like a goat that keeps
a racehorse calm.
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I am the basket-weaving
racehorse.
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MAN:
Welcome to your
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Hooper Basket Factory vocation.
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We hope this is an experience
you'll never forget.
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This is your itinerary.
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While here, you will be expected
to be on time,
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work your full shifts,
learn and master weaves,
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and meet daily quotas.
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Yes, I have a question!
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I find it
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interesting that pockets
were derived from baskets
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and were originally called
"pants baskets."
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That wasn't a question.
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Next on the schedule,
a tour of the facility.
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Follow me.
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This is Griffin Hooper,
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basket visionary
and founder of this factory.
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They once called me
a young Hooper...
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until I lost my hand
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saving my platoon
from a grenade attack.
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What a waste.
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If you want to weave, this is
where you start paying the price
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in tears, sweat, and fiber cuts.
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Vocationers, today you'll be
making a casserole basket,
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using a summer blossom weave.
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Huh.
Bent tip and needle-nose pliers.
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I didn't realize we'd be using
so many different tools.
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But, of course, it's
not the tools that matter,
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but the gifted hand
that weaves it.
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We'll see.
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And, Mr. Gribble,
we have an expression
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in the basket business:
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"Weave it, don't say it."
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You have four hours.
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Ma'am.
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[CLATTERING]
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That right there.
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That why Europe hate us.
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Oh! Holy Mackerel!
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I can't believe
what I just experienced!
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That the most amazing thing
I ever seen.
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It was a miracle!
A hat miracle!
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I missed the time the Wienermobile
drove by, but I saw that!
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Yeah, man, like that dang ol'
Freaky Friday or something, man.
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We gotta do this again
and video tape it for Internet.
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This gonna make us immortal!
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I've always wanted
to be immortal!
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Gribble, present basket.
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This is... terrible.
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We've had monkeys in here
who have weaved better...
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and by monkeys,
I mean high school students.
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I appreciate the
constructive criticism, sir.
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Now this is a basket.
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Great weave, tight scalloping.
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Talk to us about
your creative process.
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Well, I just took your materials
and tools and the time allotted,
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and this is what I came up with.
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There was nothing creative
about it.
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You, you, you and you,
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have all met the daily
quotas and are dismissed.
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Hank, you are dismissed
with extreme admiration.
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And, Gribble...
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I just don't know what to say.
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You must stay until you finish
whatever you are... doing there.
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Hank, I apologize that Brubaker
got you so entwined
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in this student-teacher
passion play of ours.
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See, he's motivating me
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by withholding praise from me
and giving it to you.
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It's quite brilliant, really.
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If I had a dollar for every time
somebody praised me
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to motivate somebody else...
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Hey, that was
a pretty nice gust.
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Why's your hat still on?
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Maybe your head even
fatter now than before.
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Maybe.
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[BLOWING]
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Damn it! I'm never going
to be Internet sensation.
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Oh, are you boys still at it?
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You are trying to capture
lightning in a bottle.
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Do you know how hard that is?
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Really hard.
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That is why I am going
to help you.
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Give me the video camera.
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If this turns out
as well as Bobby's baby videos,
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you are all going to be stars.
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It's true.
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Her movie Bobby Learns to Crawl
inspired me to walk.
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Peggy Hill, we in your
strong, manly hands!
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Mold us!
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Kitty, wonderful wisteria.
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Charles, great lashings.
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Sharon, your splice is perfect.
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Gribble, you are done weaving.
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There is nothing more
I can teach you.
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Go sweep up basket droppings.
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Sweep?!
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Gotcha.
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You're breaking me
so you can remake me.
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Excellent.
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Well, it's not perfect.
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I wanted to have a little
worm wearing a sombrero
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coming out of the "O."
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That only took you an hour
and ten minutes.
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Hank, we've got a huge
order to fill
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from Crabtree & Evelyn.
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A couple of weavers
aren't feeling well.
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You know, all these women
working together
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in close quarters.
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Things line up.
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Monthly things.
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Don't make me say it, Hank.
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The thing is,
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we could use you on the line.
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Well, yeah, sure,
if that's the assignment.
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Work the line?
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I've never seen any vocationer
called to work
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with the real workers.
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Congratulations, Hank!
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Huh. That's odd.
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Thanks for helping out, Hank.
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It really takes some
of the pressure off.
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Basket weavers are second
only to postal workers
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in suicides and
workplace assaults.
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Anytime I can contribute
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to a "Made in America" label,
I'm on board.
262
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You know, we're, uh, always
looking for permanent help.
263
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Permanent help?!
264
00:12:32,402 --> 00:12:34,070
You know who'd be great
for the job?
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Dale.
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He's a hard worker,
loves baskets.
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He'd be perfect.
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Yes!
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Sure, we'll hire Dale.
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You know what else I've
been meaning to do, Hank?
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Could you cut off my other hand?
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Huh.
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How could that be
constructive criticism?
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He doesn't even know
I'm eavesdropping.
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00:12:51,087 --> 00:12:53,756
Dale'll get there, just...
just give him a chance.
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00:12:53,923 --> 00:12:55,341
Maybe we should hire Gribble.
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One of our biggest
customer complaints is
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that our baskets
aren't crappy enough.
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Now, come on.
Dale is a very good...
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uh, well, he...
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00:13:03,975 --> 00:13:05,226
uh...
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the guy can't weave.
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00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,229
There, I said it.
284
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:09,522
Hank...?!
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Yeah. I'd rather use a sack
than one of Dale's baskets.
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A sack!
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[ALL LAUGH]
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[HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER]
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[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
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[GRUNTING]
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I'm sorry, Griffin.
292
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My rage was directed at you,
293
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and it should've been directed
at Hank.
294
00:13:58,613 --> 00:14:01,407
It's Hank who's trying
to destroy my reputation!
295
00:14:01,616 --> 00:14:04,744
It's Hank who's standing
between me and my dream job!
296
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Yes, yes, I see!
297
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,875
Even in painting form,
you are wise!
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If I want the job,
I'll have to eliminate Hank.
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Take that.
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- And that.
- Hey!
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00:14:24,973 --> 00:14:26,057
What the...?
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00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,476
You double-crossing,
basket weaving...
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What the hell, Dale?
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00:14:49,330 --> 00:14:50,748
Dale?!
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[TINES CLUNK]
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00:14:54,711 --> 00:14:56,713
What the heck
are you doing, Dale?
307
00:14:56,879 --> 00:14:58,715
I'm trying to kill you!
308
00:14:58,881 --> 00:15:00,383
Kill me?! Why?!
309
00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:02,593
How about because
you were making fun of me!
310
00:15:02,719 --> 00:15:04,470
How about because
there's a job opening,
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00:15:04,595 --> 00:15:06,556
and if I eliminate you,
it would be mine!
312
00:15:06,723 --> 00:15:08,558
What?! That's crazy!
313
00:15:08,725 --> 00:15:11,185
Oh, so you weren't mocking me?
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00:15:12,061 --> 00:15:13,813
I shouldn't have
done that, Dale.
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00:15:13,938 --> 00:15:16,482
I just got caught up
with what everyone was saying
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00:15:16,607 --> 00:15:18,192
because it was so true.
317
00:15:18,401 --> 00:15:20,194
You're supposed to
be my friend, Hank.
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00:15:20,278 --> 00:15:21,571
But when I opened the door,
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00:15:21,696 --> 00:15:23,406
you slithered right in
and took what's mine.
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00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,867
I don't even want the job, Dale.
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00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:27,410
And I hate to tell you this,
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but even if you had killed me,
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you still wouldn't have
gotten the job.
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00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,333
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:37,086
What if I also killed
Charles and Sharon?
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00:15:37,211 --> 00:15:38,212
No.
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00:15:38,296 --> 00:15:40,715
And then killed Kitty.
Would I get the job then?
328
00:15:42,425 --> 00:15:44,344
But that only leaves Megan.
329
00:15:44,427 --> 00:15:45,720
Megan?!
330
00:15:45,803 --> 00:15:47,638
Megan's better than me?!
331
00:15:50,475 --> 00:15:53,019
I was supposed to come here
and learn a new skill
332
00:15:53,102 --> 00:15:55,563
that I could use to help
support my family.
333
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,149
I was gonna be a basket maker.
334
00:15:58,232 --> 00:15:59,567
I'm a failure.
335
00:16:07,617 --> 00:16:10,620
Remember when we used to watch
TV on TV?
336
00:16:10,787 --> 00:16:12,372
This is so much cooler.
337
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:15,333
So, here it is:
"Peggy Hill Presents:
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00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:17,919
Bill's Hat Flies
Onto Kahn's Head."
339
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,315
That's terrible!
340
00:16:39,524 --> 00:16:40,858
So, we add filmmaking
341
00:16:40,942 --> 00:16:42,944
to the list of things
Peggy Hill can't do.
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00:16:43,111 --> 00:16:44,320
Right after cooking
343
00:16:44,487 --> 00:16:45,863
and wearing open-toed shoes.
344
00:16:45,988 --> 00:16:49,534
I never thought I'd say this,
but I'm a little... embarrassed.
345
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:54,414
Look!
Someone else watched it!
346
00:16:54,539 --> 00:16:56,040
Hey! Hey!
Four hits!
347
00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:57,458
I think we viral!
348
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,001
[ALL CHEER]
349
00:16:59,961 --> 00:17:02,755
Now we wait for the parodies.
350
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,675
Uh, Mr. Brubaker,
351
00:17:05,842 --> 00:17:07,844
I just wanted to turn
in our tools.
352
00:17:07,969 --> 00:17:09,720
Dale and I are leaving early.
353
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,389
Hank, you can't leave.
354
00:17:11,514 --> 00:17:13,474
There's still baskets
to be made.
355
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:16,102
There are always baskets
to be made.
356
00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:19,105
Look, I only came here
to support my friend,
357
00:17:19,188 --> 00:17:21,983
and he just tried to kill me
with a forklift.
358
00:17:22,191 --> 00:17:24,152
Not everyone has the gift
of weaving.
359
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,653
It would be a tragedy
360
00:17:25,736 --> 00:17:27,822
for a person with your talent
to stop weaving,
361
00:17:27,905 --> 00:17:30,783
just as it would be a tragedy
for Gribble to continue.
362
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:33,578
Well, if there was some way
to give Dale his dignity back,
363
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,580
I'd gladly stay and help out.
364
00:17:35,705 --> 00:17:38,332
What if I found something
for Gribble to do?
365
00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:40,126
Can he organize the Secret Santa?
366
00:17:40,251 --> 00:17:41,335
I hate doing that.
367
00:17:41,502 --> 00:17:44,547
The closest thing he's ever been
good at is killing bugs.
368
00:17:44,755 --> 00:17:46,632
Well, we don't need
an exterminator.
369
00:17:46,716 --> 00:17:49,135
Ever since we lost the entire
spring '87 line
370
00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:50,803
to the Bamboo Boring Beetle,
371
00:17:50,887 --> 00:17:53,014
we've been spraying with the
highest-grade poisons allowed.
372
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:54,348
Which reminds me,
373
00:17:54,432 --> 00:17:56,184
you should take
your 15-minute breaks outside,
374
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,560
as much as possible.
375
00:17:59,854 --> 00:18:01,814
What if the beetles came back?
376
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:07,612
So, uh, you say
377
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:09,697
you got a tainted
shipment of wicker?
378
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,533
Yes, it's crawling
with the Bamboo Boring Beetle.
379
00:18:12,617 --> 00:18:14,410
If we don't get this
taken care of,
380
00:18:14,535 --> 00:18:16,954
we'll have the biggest
basket shortage since,
381
00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:20,041
uh... wicker was needed
for the war effort?
382
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:24,545
That damn beetle
took my Easter basket
383
00:18:24,629 --> 00:18:26,005
when I was a kid.
384
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:27,798
It knows no mercy.
385
00:18:27,924 --> 00:18:30,051
I had to put my eggs in a shoe.
386
00:18:30,259 --> 00:18:32,178
Well, Dale, you're
the only exterminator here.
387
00:18:32,303 --> 00:18:35,139
Don't you want to save
the baskets you love so much
388
00:18:35,223 --> 00:18:37,016
for some reason?
389
00:18:37,225 --> 00:18:39,101
I'm gonna take on the beetles!
390
00:18:39,227 --> 00:18:41,229
And this time,
I'm not gonna use a forklift,
391
00:18:41,437 --> 00:18:43,898
I'm gonna use poison,
like I should've done with Hank.
392
00:18:44,106 --> 00:18:45,816
S'go!
393
00:18:49,612 --> 00:18:51,364
Attention, weavers!
394
00:18:51,489 --> 00:18:53,199
Put your tools down
395
00:18:53,324 --> 00:18:55,326
and step away from your baskets.
396
00:18:55,785 --> 00:18:57,620
This factory has been infestated
397
00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,914
by the voracious
Bamboo Boring Beetle.
398
00:19:00,081 --> 00:19:01,666
Please, do not panic.
399
00:19:01,832 --> 00:19:03,668
- [GASPS]
- Oh, my God!
400
00:19:03,793 --> 00:19:05,962
This is cigar rolling
all over again!
401
00:19:06,170 --> 00:19:09,298
Don't worry, Dale is a
professional exterminator.
402
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,217
He's gonna take care
of everything.
403
00:19:14,136 --> 00:19:17,974
I see, I see...
I can't see them.
404
00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:20,184
Thank God, they're still
in their larva state.
405
00:19:20,268 --> 00:19:21,352
There's still time.
406
00:19:21,519 --> 00:19:23,229
We're gonna have
to burn 'em out.
407
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:26,274
I haven't felt this safe
since my divorce.
408
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,942
You didn't say anything
about fire.
409
00:19:28,109 --> 00:19:29,360
It'll be fine.
410
00:19:29,443 --> 00:19:32,321
If not, I'll weave the entire
spring line for you.
411
00:19:35,449 --> 00:19:37,660
First, we need some baskets
to use as bait.
412
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:39,996
You two, pile some
in that corner.
413
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,706
Use mine, 'cause they suck.
414
00:19:49,171 --> 00:19:50,840
Now, everybody stand back
415
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,175
and cover your two
favorite orifices.
416
00:19:54,135 --> 00:19:56,846
This'll cut off
their escape route.
417
00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:02,268
We got 'em cornered!
418
00:20:02,393 --> 00:20:04,061
Time to assassinate.
419
00:20:04,228 --> 00:20:05,938
Women and small men, look away.
420
00:20:06,147 --> 00:20:08,274
You do not want my nightmares.
421
00:20:15,239 --> 00:20:16,574
Adieu.
422
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,534
[WEAVERS CHEERING]
423
00:20:18,659 --> 00:20:20,077
Nice job.
424
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:22,788
Thank you, Dale.
You've saved the factory.
425
00:20:23,039 --> 00:20:24,790
As a token of my appreciation,
426
00:20:24,874 --> 00:20:26,917
I present you with the...
427
00:20:27,001 --> 00:20:28,919
uh...
428
00:20:30,004 --> 00:20:32,006
Basket of Honor.
429
00:20:33,174 --> 00:20:34,800
Wow, that was cool.
430
00:20:34,884 --> 00:20:36,552
You get to kill all the time?
431
00:20:36,719 --> 00:20:38,554
And, like, it's legal?
432
00:20:38,679 --> 00:20:41,182
You wear a jumpsuit
to work every day? Whew!
433
00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:43,684
Imagine the time I'd save
in the morning.
434
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,646
An exterminator is
like a garbage man
435
00:20:46,771 --> 00:20:48,814
crossed with a scientist --
436
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,900
the best of both worlds.
437
00:20:51,025 --> 00:20:53,569
I'd be interested to
hear more about it.
438
00:20:53,736 --> 00:20:54,737
Really?
439
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,614
How interested?
440
00:21:04,622 --> 00:21:09,001
...on this vocation vacation
you will learn a lot about bugs,
441
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:13,881
a lot about poisons, but
most of all, a lot about killing.
442
00:21:54,588 --> 00:21:57,133
[HANK LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
443
00:21:57,183 --> 00:22:01,733
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