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Yep.
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Yep.
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[GRUNTS]
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Yep.
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Dale, what the heck are you...
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Oh, I see you've
noticed the land canoe.
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I's an old motorcycle sidecar
I found,
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now cunningly stabilized
with a bicycle wheel
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and propelled by this golf club.
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Dale, that is the
stupidest got dang...
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I want to ride in
the land canoe.
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Sorry, Bill,
this is a one-man land canoe.
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Away!
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[GRUNTS]
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Huh, it goes faster
than I expected.
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[LAUGHS]
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I love how they spell words
in The Economist.
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It like you can see
the classy British accent.
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DALE:
Hank, I can't stop!
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I cant...
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Ai-yah! My roses!
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[YELLING IN LAOTIAN]
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Stupid hillbillies.
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If we were members of
Nine Rivers Country Club,
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we could escape this.
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But Nine Rivers got that
four-strikes-you're-out
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application policy,
and we on our last strike.
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We need to wait for
our perfect opportunity.
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LUANNE:
Bobby, listen!
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Lucky can make his truck engine
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play "Green Acres."
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[ENGINE REVVING AND HORN HONKING
THEME TO GREEN ACRES]
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[LAUGHING]
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I'm in.
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We do whatever it takes.
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PEGGY: Oh, look at
our little garbage boy.
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He is growing
into a garbage man.
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Completing a scheduled chore
in a timely fashion.
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Wait, why is he leaving
the bags on the curb?
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Into the cans, Bobby.
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Step three,
like we talked about.
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Step three!
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[SIGHS]
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I'm going out there.
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It was already full.
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[SNIFFS]
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Is this even our garbage?
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It smells too old to be ours.
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We don't use canned milk...
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or drink "Old Grandad."
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It is someone else's!
Good Lord!
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I feel so... violated.
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A stranger from another
block used my cans!
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What makes you so sure
the guy isn't from our block?
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He threw away a car battery.
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[SIGHS]
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I do not live on the
same block with animals.
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Thank you, Hank.
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Our key to success is to excel
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at something
that Nine Rivers needs.
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They the best, and they will
take you if you're the best.
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What are we the best at?!
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NARRATOR [SOFTLY AND GENTLY]:
Discover a hidden realm of luxury.
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A realm of luxury... ah.
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NARRATOR:
We offer many activities
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where excellence is
encouraged...
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Or in most cases, required.
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Archery... Calligraphy...
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- Kahn, how's your calligraphy?
- Unexceptional.
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Polo,
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Competitive Skeet Shooting Team,
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and New Media Labs.
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Hey, that's it!
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Skeet shooting!
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Back in Laos, you were
an excellent shot.
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I was young, beautiful girl
with lots of rage back then.
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Wait, I still filled with rage.
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And I still pretty hot.
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Get me a gun.
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Our skeet team made the
Tri-Club Classic this year,
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and we are thrilled to bits.
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Frankly, our scruffy
little gang might even beat
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the high and mighty
Pennington Oaks.
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Wouldn't that be a thing.
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That's why I'm here.
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Name a target,
I guarantee I nail it.
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Uh, Minh, skeet involves
shotguns and moving targets.
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But if you do master the sport,
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call me.
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Or, maybe texting
would be better.
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Stupid real estate development.
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That's the third
gun range I call
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that's closed to make
room for new condos.
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Wait!
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Dale Gribble got
a private gun club, remember?
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Shoot with Gribble? You nuts?
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We trying to escape hillbillies,
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not climb into bunk bed
with them.
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Minh, I want
to show you something.
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They call this sport
"wiffle-beer."
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- DALE: I got it. Mine, mine, mine!
- [CRASHING]
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[GROANS]
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To escape from rednecks,
I join their club.
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Here, neighbor...
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let me help you.
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Minh, I can't believe you
wanted to join our gun club.
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See, I always thought
you hated me.
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Don't be a silly goose.
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Why would you think I hated you?
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Well, you always talk about
how you hate my son,
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and how you hate my friends,
how much you hate me...
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Bah, cultural misunderstanding.
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Hey...
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this place takes me back
to the days of shooting
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with my dad's original,
non-modified AK-47.
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You shot an old-school AK?
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Put 'er there.
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I'm Fitzy, this is Moose.
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Waip.
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S'cuse me.
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Great to meet you.
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Guys call me Johnny Knucklehead,
'cause I ain't too bright.
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[LAUGHS]
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Um... okay, Knucklehead.
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So...
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...how 'bout we shoot some guns?
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- That sounds good.
- Yeah, okay.
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I'm easy.
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- All right!
- [CHEERING, WHOOPING]
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- Bulls-eye!
- You see that?!
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Minh is my neighbor.
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[GUNSHOTS]
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So, how did practice go?
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Did it go great?
Is your shooting improving?
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Shooting was fine,
but the place a pigsty.
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They don't even have
a skeet range.
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Those rednecks are just bears
with furniture.
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Hey, those bears are our
ticket to Nine Rivers,
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so smile and be nice to them.
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We must stay focused
on our reward.
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Hello, Kahn and Minh.
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Hello, Ted and Cindy.
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Are you enjoying your
membership here at Nine Rivers?
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Oh, yes, we are, Ted.
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Super.
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Oh, you paint such
a vivid picture.
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[DOORBELL RINGING]
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Minh, code name Madame X.
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As a new member,
we have come to kidnap you
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for your secret club initiation.
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[MAKING EERIE SOUNDS]
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Uh, no, thanks. Bye.
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Don't be ridiculous, Minh.
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Go out with your
great new friends.
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Live life, have fun.
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Eat lots of mayonnaise.
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Now Bobby, fitting
two weeks' worth of garbage
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into one week's cans
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takes some clever
bag positioning,
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but it's a valuable life skill.
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Dang it.
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Dang it, dang it!
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Who are you?
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Why me?
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Oh, Hank, not again.
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Dad, I saw a Dumpster
four blocks over.
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We could sneak over there
when it gets dark.
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No.
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I refuse to spread this disease.
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Tomorrow I'm fixing padlocks
on our cans.
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There's the man I married.
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[WITH SPOOKY VOICE]
Sergeant at Arms, perform your duty.
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Brother Minh,
do you solemnly swear
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to be loyal to your
brother members?
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Um, yes, I do.
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Now, the secret password
will be revealed.
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Howl like a werewolf.
What?
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[HOWLING]
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Like that.
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Um...
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[WEAK HOWLING]
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Come on, with feeling.
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Try again.
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[HOWLING]
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- [HOWLING]
- Yeah! Yeah!
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[ALL HOWLING]
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Ish-ka-Mimi, sola-Mimi,
oo-wacka-wacka Mimi!
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Ish-ka-Mimi, sola-Mimi,
oo-wacka-wacka Mimi!
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Yip diddly oten doten,
oh wacka-wacka choten!
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Yip diddly oten doten,
oh wacka-wacka choten.
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Well, that's it,
you're one of us.
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Yeah!
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[CHEERING]
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[GIGGLES]
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Boy, Minh is a breath
of fresh air.
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She's like a spiky-haired
new wave rocker,
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giving a jolt of raw energy
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to the bloated arena band
that was once our gun club.
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Yesterday, my doctor told me...
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Minh is the coolest.
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She beat me at Stratego.
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And she can belch
just like a dude.
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It all sounds so glamorous.
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[GUNFIRE OUTSIDE]
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[GUN CLICKING]
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Sounds like Minh's out of ammo.
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- Are you going to get it?
- No, no, me, I'll get it.
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- Hey, guys.
- GUYS: Hi, Minh!
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So... you guys ever think about
building a skeet-shooting range?
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[CHUCKLES]
No.
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Is, is that what you want us
to think about?
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I just ask because
there's this contest
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I thought we could enter:
the Tri-Club Skeet Classic.
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That's why we admire you, Minh.
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You're always dreaming up
new things to shoot.
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Count us in.
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[SIGHS]
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He picked the locks.
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Who is this monster?
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I don't see garbage,
I see a bag of clues.
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I'm going in.
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So, we on track
with hillbillies?
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They eating out of my hand.
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I even got them building
a skeet range.
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Ah, perfect.
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By the way, why you
cleaning so many guns?
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Oh, these are Fitzy's.
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He always forgets to lube the
obverse side of the trigger.
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And you should have
seen Moose today.
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He fell down in the grass,
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and when he got up, he had
leaves all stuck in his beard.
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It was so cute.
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Minh, don't go native on me.
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Me? No. Relax.
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You know, some of the things
Gribble says about JFK
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and Oswald sound crazy at first.
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But if you really
follow the money...
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Pull.
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MINH:
Pull!
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Pull!
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That's six perfect sets
in a row.
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We got a deal or not?
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Minh, Kahn,
welcome to Nine Rivers.
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Lead us to victory against
those snobs at Pennington Oaks.
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- Yes!
- Congratulations, Kahn.
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By the way, there's a
refresher course in club etiquette
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that you'll be taking.
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Minh, my love,
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tonight, the first night
of the rest of our lives.
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I'm making "Farewell
to Rednecks" video.
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I'm gonna tell each
individual hillbilly
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to go to hell in my own words.
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Want to do Peggy Hill?
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I don't know.
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Come on, it's fun.
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"Dear redneck ogress..."
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
258
00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:32,735
Minh, we had matching T-shirts
made for the shooting contest!
259
00:12:32,902 --> 00:12:34,404
Don't worry,
I already washed yours.
260
00:12:34,529 --> 00:12:36,447
I know how much
you're afraid of pinkeye.
261
00:12:36,614 --> 00:12:38,324
Oh, that's sweet.
262
00:12:38,449 --> 00:12:39,742
But, see...
263
00:12:39,909 --> 00:12:40,827
And look,
264
00:12:40,952 --> 00:12:43,413
we changed your code name
to President Minh,
265
00:12:43,538 --> 00:12:45,748
because we elected you
president.
266
00:12:46,958 --> 00:12:49,627
Yup, I resigned just for you.
267
00:12:50,295 --> 00:12:53,173
Uh, guys, look,
268
00:12:53,298 --> 00:12:56,467
I just got asked to shoot
for Nine Rivers skeet team,
269
00:12:56,593 --> 00:12:59,554
so, I'm going to be over there
from now on.
270
00:13:00,263 --> 00:13:01,973
Wait. So...
271
00:13:02,098 --> 00:13:05,476
are you going
to shoot for them and us?
272
00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:08,479
I'm not sure I understand...
273
00:13:08,646 --> 00:13:10,523
No, only them.
274
00:13:11,274 --> 00:13:12,567
Oh, guys,
275
00:13:12,734 --> 00:13:15,320
it's... it's complicated.
276
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:19,407
You took an oath to be loyal
to your fellow members.
277
00:13:19,574 --> 00:13:22,076
Well, I only swore
on a beer can.
278
00:13:25,754 --> 00:13:28,924
Yeah, so I guess
that means it never counted.
279
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,335
Come on, guys.
280
00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:32,879
Okay, great.
You already handled Gribble.
281
00:13:33,004 --> 00:13:36,216
Now come on back inside,
so we can do Bobby Hill!
282
00:13:42,472 --> 00:13:43,848
You must eat!
283
00:13:43,973 --> 00:13:45,808
You need energy for
big winning day!
284
00:13:46,017 --> 00:13:47,685
I don't deserve to eat.
285
00:13:47,769 --> 00:13:49,103
Or to win.
286
00:13:49,270 --> 00:13:50,939
Don't be upset about rednecks!
287
00:13:51,022 --> 00:13:53,816
They like earthworms --
barely have nervous system.
288
00:13:53,942 --> 00:13:55,568
They don't really feel pain.
289
00:13:55,777 --> 00:13:58,529
They trusted me,
and I betrayed them.
290
00:13:58,696 --> 00:13:59,989
[LAUGHS]
291
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,366
That hilarious!
292
00:14:01,491 --> 00:14:03,368
They were dopey
hillbillies to trust you,
293
00:14:03,493 --> 00:14:06,079
and then you cleverly
betrayed them!
294
00:14:08,122 --> 00:14:10,250
DALE:
Thinks she's better than us?
295
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,585
I'll show her.
296
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,341
We'll see about you, Minh.
297
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:19,550
Pull!
298
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,351
I'm not finished.
299
00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:29,936
Load it again.
300
00:14:40,196 --> 00:14:41,364
Who are we kidding?
301
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:42,782
She is better than us.
302
00:14:42,865 --> 00:14:44,450
In fact, yes.
303
00:14:44,659 --> 00:14:47,203
Yet I still feel the need
to take revenge.
304
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,913
But how?
305
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:51,833
Wait a minute.
306
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,334
We've got guns!
307
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,378
We can break
into their snooty club
308
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,714
and wreck their snooty contest.
309
00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,590
Wreck it?
With what?
310
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,134
With our guns!
311
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,970
[CHEERING]
312
00:15:05,888 --> 00:15:09,517
Another empty jelly jar
filled with used Q-tips.
313
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:10,768
Ugh!
314
00:15:10,935 --> 00:15:12,270
This is not worth it.
315
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,772
Well, justice isn't
always pleasant.
316
00:15:14,897 --> 00:15:16,399
Well, it's not hard data,
317
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,568
but at least we can
assemble a profile.
318
00:15:18,776 --> 00:15:22,155
Our perp is a dirty man
with clean ears.
319
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,951
As you can see, we've expanded.
320
00:15:27,118 --> 00:15:28,494
We were finally able
321
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:31,372
to take over the Deaf
Children's Academy next door.
322
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,166
They put up quite a fight.
323
00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:36,169
Oh, the beauty stops my heart.
324
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,920
How are your spirits, Minh?
325
00:15:38,046 --> 00:15:41,049
You do realize,
we're counting on you today.
326
00:15:41,299 --> 00:15:43,551
Yeah, I know.
327
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,182
Where's the gun range?
328
00:15:49,265 --> 00:15:52,226
Well, it's not on this side,
or it would scare the koi.
329
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:53,853
To that side!
330
00:16:06,949 --> 00:16:09,035
- Did you see that?
- What's going on?
331
00:16:09,243 --> 00:16:11,245
As first-time hosts
of this event,
332
00:16:11,412 --> 00:16:13,664
we are proud to welcome
the reigning skeet champions,
333
00:16:13,831 --> 00:16:15,041
Club Pennington Oaks.
334
00:16:15,249 --> 00:16:17,418
[APPLAUSE]
335
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:20,129
In the spirit of friendly rivalry,
allow me to say...
336
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,172
[CLEARS THROAT]
337
00:16:21,255 --> 00:16:23,257
Pennington Oaks,
today you are going down!
338
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:28,846
Pardon me.
339
00:16:28,930 --> 00:16:30,098
And now, let's do it!
340
00:16:30,181 --> 00:16:31,224
Let's shoot!
341
00:16:31,307 --> 00:16:32,600
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERS]
342
00:16:35,686 --> 00:16:39,023
Good heavens, it's Atlantis!
343
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:53,955
They got music under the water!
344
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,334
[CLASSICAL MUSIC BY BACH
PLAYING]
345
00:16:58,543 --> 00:16:59,877
MAN:
You there!
346
00:17:00,044 --> 00:17:01,212
Can I help you?!
347
00:17:01,379 --> 00:17:03,047
No thanks, we're doing fine!
348
00:17:03,214 --> 00:17:04,549
Uh-oh.
349
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,551
Run!
350
00:17:10,388 --> 00:17:11,973
You're gunning ten for ten.
351
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:13,349
Spectacular.
352
00:17:13,474 --> 00:17:16,018
Ace this round,
and we're home free.
353
00:17:21,524 --> 00:17:23,818
On your count.
354
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,950
DALE:
No!
355
00:17:32,910 --> 00:17:35,580
Gribble,
why the hell you come here?
356
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,332
At first, revenge.
357
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,376
But now we're too impressed
by the luxury
358
00:17:40,501 --> 00:17:42,003
to stay mad at you.
359
00:17:42,086 --> 00:17:44,005
That pool's, like, 80 degrees!
360
00:17:44,088 --> 00:17:46,340
And did you see they have
a tortoise walking around?
361
00:17:46,424 --> 00:17:48,634
GUARD:
Hand over your weapons!
362
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,186
What is the meaning of this?
363
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,021
Minh, do you know these people?
364
00:18:00,271 --> 00:18:01,522
Uh...
365
00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:04,984
Uh...
366
00:18:07,528 --> 00:18:11,782
Yeah.
I'm their... president.
367
00:18:11,949 --> 00:18:12,992
[EVERYONE GASPS]
368
00:18:13,117 --> 00:18:15,536
Well, whatever that means,
I still want them ejected,
369
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,914
and prosecuted to the fullest
extent of the law!
370
00:18:23,044 --> 00:18:24,754
Oh, wait!
371
00:18:24,879 --> 00:18:27,215
They're my... guests!
372
00:18:29,425 --> 00:18:31,219
I used all my guest passes
373
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,179
so my friends could
cheer me on today.
374
00:18:33,262 --> 00:18:35,014
They must have gotten lost.
375
00:18:35,097 --> 00:18:36,265
Right, guys?
376
00:18:36,432 --> 00:18:37,683
Minh, you crazy?
377
00:18:37,808 --> 00:18:39,602
You gonna blow
all our guest passes!
378
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:42,438
How I supposed
to impress my work superiors?
379
00:18:42,605 --> 00:18:44,565
I got us in here, Kahn,
so it's my call.
380
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,025
Take it or leave it.
381
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,739
Your guest pass privileges
will certainly be under review.
382
00:18:51,906 --> 00:18:54,033
But now, Minh, you're up.
383
00:18:54,158 --> 00:18:56,077
Oh. Right.
384
00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:03,501
Pull!
385
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:11,259
ANNOUNCER [OVER PA]:
Match: Nine Rivers.
386
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,095
President Minh!
387
00:19:14,303 --> 00:19:16,055
[APPLAUSE]
388
00:19:20,142 --> 00:19:21,936
Okay, with that fingernail,
389
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:25,147
we now know that the culprit
has at least eight fingers.
390
00:19:29,026 --> 00:19:32,488
Aunt Peggy, are we having
an indoor yard sale?
391
00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:35,116
Look, baby girl, my spare keys!
392
00:19:35,199 --> 00:19:37,159
I must've tossed 'em by mistake.
393
00:19:37,326 --> 00:19:40,162
Lucky, is this your trash?
394
00:19:40,329 --> 00:19:41,414
Sure is.
395
00:19:41,539 --> 00:19:43,833
Government wants to
charge me a garbage tax.
396
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,627
Hell, no!
"Don't tread on me," I say.
397
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:50,131
I figured, since we're family,
you'd want to help.
398
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,926
Lucky, I demand that you stop
399
00:19:54,051 --> 00:19:56,095
putting your garbage in my cans!
400
00:20:03,853 --> 00:20:06,188
Nothing like seeing
your garbage laid out
401
00:20:06,314 --> 00:20:08,816
to make you realize
how fortunate you are.
402
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,192
To live in a country
403
00:20:10,318 --> 00:20:12,778
where you can eat
Chinese chicken salad one day
404
00:20:12,862 --> 00:20:14,780
and baklava the next.
405
00:20:14,905 --> 00:20:16,616
If I got to pay a little extra
406
00:20:16,741 --> 00:20:18,659
to get rid of my refuse,
so be it.
407
00:20:18,743 --> 00:20:21,454
God bless America!
408
00:20:21,579 --> 00:20:23,664
That was beautiful, Lucky.
409
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:33,341
This Maytag Blue is an explosion
of sophisticated flavors.
410
00:20:33,507 --> 00:20:36,427
And this '97 Pinot
has its own story.
411
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,095
It's the au pair who slaps you
412
00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:39,972
after you chase her
into the kitchen.
413
00:20:40,097 --> 00:20:41,724
Yeah! Yeah!
414
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,392
I really taste that.
415
00:20:43,601 --> 00:20:46,604
[PHONE RINGS]
416
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:47,772
Hello.
417
00:20:47,897 --> 00:20:50,316
Minh, you won't believe
what happened just now.
418
00:20:50,441 --> 00:20:53,361
That whole looking-before-
you-shoot thing you taught us
419
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,820
really does work!
420
00:20:55,029 --> 00:20:58,157
Me and Moose just hit
two traps in only eight shots!
421
00:20:58,282 --> 00:21:01,202
Amazing. Put Moose on.
422
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:02,578
Moose!
423
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,622
[HOWLING]
424
00:21:04,705 --> 00:21:06,415
Talk later.
425
00:21:09,293 --> 00:21:12,421
Sorry.
Bit of private business.
426
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,547
MINH: Yip diddly oten doten,
oh wacka-wacka choten.
427
00:21:54,597 --> 00:21:59,147
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