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Bored.
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Bored-er.
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Hey, dudes, pass me
your frog lungs.
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Aunt Peggy,
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I just ate a watermelon seed!
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Oh, my God, what if it grows
in the baby?
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I don't want a watermelon baby!
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Luanne, we had this
discussion.
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We're gonna love
that baby
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no matter
how it comes out.
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(sighs)
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So Bobby,
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what's new
at school?
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Nothing.
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School is so boring.
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We need a fire alarm
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or a good class vomiting
to mix things up.
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Too bad I'm not subbing
there anymore.
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I was the fun teacher.
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Do the kids still talk
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about the day I brought in
microwave popcorn?
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You guys should
have a carnival
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like we did in
middle school.
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I met Nancy at the
kissing booth.
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Even with the taste of
200 boys on her lips,
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that kiss was magical.
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A carnival sounds great!
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Someone should propose that
to the student council.
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Hey, I'm a someone!
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So,
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unless you want me
to change my T-shirt
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to "Tom Landry Middle
Does Not Rule,"
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you will give us a carnival.
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What did you think?
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Hmm.
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I don't feel that you
looked me in the eye.
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And that makes me
distrust you.
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I liked it.
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At first I wasn't gonna
give you a carnival.
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Now I totally want
to give you a carnival.
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But I don't have
a carnival.
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Dad?
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The student council is full
of number crunchers.
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You need to show them that the
carnival will be equal parts fun
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and fiscal responsibility.
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I hear ya.
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Less sizzle, more steak.
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That's right.
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Now let's run it again.
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This time slower
and with less passion.
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All those Baldwin boys
must be jealous of Alec.
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He's clearly the winner.
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Uncle Hank,
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come quick!
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Mud Dabber made a Frisbee
out of barbed wire
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and threw it to Lucky
and now his hands are all cut up
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and he won't go to the hospital!
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Sorry, but I don't
do hospitals.
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Everyone I know
that's died
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has been shot
in the woods
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and then taken
to a hospital,
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where they died.
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No hospital.
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(sobbing)
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Don't worry,
I'll get him there.
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(knocking on door)
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Principal Moss,
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there's a Terrence Pope
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from the superintendent's office
here to see you.
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I ran his school district I. D.--
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he checks out.
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All right, send him in.
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What can I do for you,
Mr. Pope?
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It's Dr. Pope,
but I'm not hung up on formalities.
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According to our most recent
survey,
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Tom Landry has reached 42%
diversity.
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Diverse is good, right?
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Mm, all those cultures mixing
together is wonderful.
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Wonderful, that is,
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if they don't start tearing
each other to shreds.
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What?
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We don't have any problems
like that here.
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Sure, every once in a while
a nerd gets tossed around,
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but no one means
nothing by it.
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Look, the superintendent sent me
in to perform a series
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of tolerance exercises to try
and keep a lid on things.
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If you don't do it,
you'll lose your funding.
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'Course we'll do it!
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As you can see,
there is absolutely no reason not to have a carnival.
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I mean, there's gotta be
some extra money lying around.
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But I don't want to touch
my discretionary fund.
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I've built up the largest
discretionary fund
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in the history
of the student council.
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And that, my friend,
is my legacy!
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I say we put it
to a vote.
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Who wants a carnival?
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Fine, have your carnival.
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But it'd better be great, or
I will not take credit for it.
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Did you really
do it, Bobby?
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I heard a rumor you
got us a carnival,
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and that the new girl is
really 22 and a cop.
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That's right,
the carnival's on!
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I guess I'm gonna need
a committee
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to get this thing
off the ground.
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Who's in?
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Yeah.
All right.
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(sighs)
Got here just in time.
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Is it really
that bad? Worse.
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I want to be in charge
of bumper cars.
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No, dude,
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bumper cars
are my thing!
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Look at those children--
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a powder keg of diversity.
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I'll start with them.
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Oh, look
at my two boss men.
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I'm gonna make more bacon.
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Well, Bobby,
you got your first
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carnival committee
meeting today.
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How you feeling?
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Big day, big day.
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(sighs)
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I decided to wear
my extra long shortpants.
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I think
they command more respect.
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Good call.
So have you thought about
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what kind of boss
you're gonna be?
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There's different kinds?
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Well, sure.
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There's the cool boss
who wants to be everybody's pal.
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He ends up with lots of friends,
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which is nice
for when he gets fired
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for not getting the job done.
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Ugh, I hate working
for buddy bosses.
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People walk all over them.
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And I am the worst.
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And there's also the tough,
no-nonsense boss.
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The name pretty much
says it all.
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Which kind do you think
I should be?
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Well, it's kind of obvious.
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Gotcha.
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Welcome, carnival committee.
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You know, there's two kinds
of bosses.
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And lucky for you,
I'm gonna be the fun kind.
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So, if it's totally
right-on with everyone,
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let's talk about theme.
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Let's talk about
decorations instead.
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Okay, that's cool.
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No bad ideas.
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The theme informs
the decorations, dude.
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Yeah, but decorations
are way sexier.
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That is mad
stupid!
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Ugh!
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You're so
inside the box.
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(all arguing )
PRINCIPAL MOSS: Kids, listen up.
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This here's Dr.
Terrence Pope.
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District sent him to help
us get along better.
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I couldn't help but overhear
your little disagreement.
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I've got a great
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technique for problem-solving.
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Who's up for it?
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Perfect.
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Those of you who want
to discuss themes--
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what if I said you could either
work with the others
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to find a compromise
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or send them on a vacation?
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I say we send them
on vacation.
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Yeah, that way, they get
to have a nice trip,
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and we can go back
to working on the carnival.
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Classic win-win.
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Well done.
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You worked together
to reach a decision.
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Sadly,
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it's the same decision
all too many people reach
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when one group disagrees
with another.
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This "vacation" you sent
these students on
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goes by many names--
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exile, internment,
gulag, death camp.
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Congratulations.
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You've just ethnically cleansed
half your class.
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(knocking)
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PEGGY:
Lucky,
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I am taking you
to the hospital!
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Come on, Lucky.
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We're doing this
for your own good.
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What's going on?
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I... I can't get a grip.
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(grunts)
He keeps slipping away.
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He's like happiness!
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Aah! This is Vaseline.
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(grunting)
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No hospital!
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Aah, dang it!
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We'll never
catch him.
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And he'll
never rash.
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Genius.
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I didn't appreciate
getting ethnically cleansed, Connie.
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I didn't mean
to kill you.
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I really thought
I was sending you on vacation.
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Oh, listen to you.
I don't get it.
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Come on, everybody.
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Bobby, why isn't
anybody working?
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Uh...
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I went out on a limb
for you, Hill.
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You'd better not screw this up.
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I also control the yearbook.
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And when you control the
yearbook, you control history.
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Come on, guys, let's focus!
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And so it begins.
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Everybody pull up a chair.
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I think we need some dialoging.
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Now pull up.
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We're gonna do a little exercise
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to help you put things
in perspective.
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Some of you will have
to wear stars
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on your person at all times.
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I'm a policeman.
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Ugh, I'm getting too old
for this crap.
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Look at me, I'm
a Star-Belly Sneetch!
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No, you shouldn't be happy
to have a star.
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A star means you've been
singled out, labeled,
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like the Jews in Nazi Germany.
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So, if we have stars,
we're Jews?
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Exactly.
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And we should be sad to be Jews?
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Yes...
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well, no, it's complicated.
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I mean, my point is,
during the Holocaust,
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Jews weren't allowed
to go to school,
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their property was taken away,
they had to live in prisons.
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I don't want to be a Jew!
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All right, forget the stars.
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Get rid of the stars.
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We're moving on. New exercise.
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This side of the room
will be circles,
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and this side will
be squares.
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Circles have absolute freedom--
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they can do
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whatever they want--
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but squares have no freedom,
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no rights
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and must do whatever
the circles tell them.
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Begin.
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I said begin.
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Uh, square dude,
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I command you to bark
like a donkey.
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But donkeys don't...
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Do it, Square!
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(imitates donkey braying
and barking)
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And you,
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you stupid square,
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sing beautiful songs about me.
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(sighs)
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?? Joseph, king of the school ??
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?? You throw a football so far. ??
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(laughing):
I do.
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Okay, people,
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I tried being the cool boss
and that didn't work,
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so here comes that tough boss.
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I'm a circle, and I order you
to go back to work.
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That was an impressive
display of leadership.
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I bet you enjoyed ordering
people around like that.
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Well, I had to.
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I've got a carnival to organize.
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And my dad says, "The boss has
to be tough sometimes
264
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,375
to get the job done."
265
00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:17,611
Your dad gets the job done,
266
00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:20,847
and his dad probably
got the job done.
267
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,249
Throughout history,
getting the job done
268
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:26,953
has meant everything
from persecution to genocide.
269
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:30,156
What? My dad hasn't
done any of those things.
270
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:33,727
I mean, my Grandpa Cotton
maybe a little, but...
271
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,862
You enjoyed the power
of being a boss,
272
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,130
of being a privileged circle
273
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,332
that could
order around a square.
274
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,801
You see,
275
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:44,037
circles and squares
are just symbols.
276
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,472
A circle could be anything.
277
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,675
You, Circle,
what is your heritage?
278
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:49,743
Dutch.
279
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:51,011
The Dutch!
280
00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:54,715
Windmills, wooden shoes,
apartheid.
281
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,951
There are no clean hands
in history.
282
00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:00,987
Homework, I want each of you
to research your heritage.
283
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,123
See what you have done.
284
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:05,091
You'll be able to fill a book.
285
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:15,001
Mom, I'm doing some homework
on my ancestors.
286
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,170
What is our heritage?
287
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:17,971
I forget.
288
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,640
Well, let's see.
289
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,508
We're English and Irish.
290
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:24,911
And I think your
great-grandfather was German...
291
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,714
Stop. Just stop.
292
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:28,849
Hey there, Bobby.
293
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,316
I'd ask you how
your day was,
294
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,853
but since you're the boss,
I already know:
295
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,855
difficult and rewarding.
296
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,857
Things are not good, Dad.
297
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,593
I tried to be the cool boss
and it didn't work.
298
00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:41,061
Of course it didn't.
299
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,864
So I switched to being
the tough boss.
300
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,533
I yelled
and everybody got to work.
301
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,771
But then I was called
a horrible oppressor.
302
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,272
Look, Bobby, you're the boss.
303
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:55,842
You have to do whatever it takes
to get the job done.
304
00:12:57,043 --> 00:13:01,247
Ugh, that's what Dr. Pope
said you would say.
305
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,353
This should be the most
exciting day of my life,
306
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:08,989
but I can't be happy.
307
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:11,024
The weight of my ancestors
308
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:14,027
is pushing down right here.
309
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:17,130
How do you think I feel?
As a white man,
310
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,866
I've killed a little
bit of everybody.
311
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,270
That's all your stuff
except for the goat.
312
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:27,508
She fell off the truck,
but I saw her walking this way.
313
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,309
She'll get here.
314
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,146
(gasps)
315
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,549
Look at that snow cone machine.
316
00:13:35,616 --> 00:13:37,684
First we take the Eskimos' land,
317
00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:40,286
and now we're gonna eat it.
318
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,457
Bobby, at your age, you
shouldn't be feeling
319
00:13:44,525 --> 00:13:47,227
this level of guilt,
doubt and self-loathing.
320
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,430
And yet you are.
321
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:51,532
I'm proud of you.
322
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:52,533
Really?
323
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,835
I'm proud of all of you.
324
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,238
Wouldn't it be great
if every student
325
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,173
felt the same way you all do?
326
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,442
Yeah, I wish we could
tape their eyes open
327
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,011
and shove their faces
into the truth.
328
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,981
Wait, why can't we?
329
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,716
I can get through to them.
330
00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:11,217
Kids love me.
331
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,386
Though they don't know
everything I'm guilty of.
332
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,121
You've got something there,
Bobby.
333
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,791
Tomorrow you'll have
everyone at your disposal.
334
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,259
Instead of your carnival,
335
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:23,396
we can gather the students
for an assembly of learning.
336
00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:28,068
The carnival is off, people.
337
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:30,403
Let the healing begin!
338
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,946
Well, tomorrow is Bobby's
big day at the carnival.
339
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,414
I'm gonna be busy with that,
340
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,884
so you guys are in charge
of finding Lucky
341
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:45,418
and getting him to the hospital.
342
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,220
Yup.
Yup.
343
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,956
Dang ol' the hunt is on.
344
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:53,093
Hey, Dad, do we have
any 3x5 cards?
345
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:54,861
I'm delivering
a speech tomorrow,
346
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,530
and I don't want
to leave anything out.
347
00:14:56,597 --> 00:14:59,700
You know, I find that
writing in all caps
348
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,101
puts me more at ease.
349
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,136
The 4x6s are on my desk.
350
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,004
Great.
351
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,406
Have a socially
relevant day!
352
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:08,241
Thanks. I will!
353
00:15:18,619 --> 00:15:19,853
(sighs)
354
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,523
I remember when I was like them.
355
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,858
So misguidedly happy.
356
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,960
Ooh, the superintendent
just got here.
357
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,228
If this goes well,
358
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:29,863
I'll be running
programs like this
359
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,231
all over the state.
360
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:34,701
Full-time gig with health
coverage and benefits.
361
00:15:36,637 --> 00:15:37,971
Well, it looks as if
362
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,507
all of Arlen is here
for the carnival.
363
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:44,811
You know, we're not as
handsome a group as I thought.
364
00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:46,479
Oh, here comes Bobby.
365
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,488
Welcome, everyone.
366
00:15:55,556 --> 00:16:00,026
Before I begin, I want you
to know I will not kill you,
367
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:03,096
or bring you famine
or give you smallpox.
368
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,499
(cackles loudly,
then stops abruptly)
369
00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:07,568
Oh, he's serious.
370
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,470
I know you were all
expecting a carnival,
371
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:14,074
but millions of people were
expecting to not be genocided
372
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,442
by our forefathers.
373
00:16:17,678 --> 00:16:19,646
So, instead of a carnival,
374
00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:23,416
we're gonna take
some responsibility!
375
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,186
(scant applause)
What in the heck is he talking about?
376
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,321
No carnival?
How could Bobby do this?!
377
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:31,024
You thought your son
not popular before?
378
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,193
Peggy Hill, get ready
to be his prom date.
379
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:36,296
I can't believe
Bobby did this to us!
380
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:37,864
I haven't done this
since elementary school,
381
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:41,134
but as God is my witness,
I swear I'm going to bite him!
382
00:16:42,636 --> 00:16:44,938
PEGGY:
My substitute sense is tingling.
383
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,940
This crowd is about to attack.
384
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,775
Bobby and Connie gonna
get ass kicked.
385
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,010
We need a diversion.
386
00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:52,245
Tell kids SpongeBob
in front of school.
387
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,714
BOBBY:
...a violent act...
388
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,481
I don't know what kids like.
389
00:16:55,549 --> 00:16:58,952
BOBBY:
...has been passed down from generation to generation.
390
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,387
First, my ancestors made...
391
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,790
I have a different
idea. Let's go.
392
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,359
...our railroad, and now I'm...
393
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,570
Okay, man, come on, let's
go dang ol' do it, man.
394
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:22,308
No hospital.
395
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:27,247
Now you can come quietly or
we'll wait until you pass out.
396
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:31,685
Your call.
397
00:17:31,752 --> 00:17:32,986
Guilty.
398
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,420
Guilty.
399
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:35,255
Boo!
400
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:36,590
You're guilty of sucking!
401
00:17:36,657 --> 00:17:37,858
(audience booing)
402
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:41,962
Dr. Pope, is it normal for
self-loathing to be so loud?
403
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:44,097
I don't think
they're getting it.
404
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,799
Well, we picked the scab
and opened the wound.
405
00:17:45,866 --> 00:17:47,968
(audience yelling)
That's usually as far as I get.
406
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:49,836
I'm sure they'll start
reflecting any minute now.
407
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,038
All right, Pope, what
the hell is going on here?
408
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,274
Oh, Superintendent,
I can explain.
409
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,209
See, Bobby Hill, right here,
410
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,712
wanted to try and bring
the students together.
411
00:17:58,779 --> 00:18:00,681
How?! By causing a riot?!
412
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,249
(angry shouting)
413
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:09,389
(audience booing and clamoring)
414
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,525
(carnival music playing)
415
00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:12,726
(clamoring stops)
416
00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:19,933
I just set up
the House of Mirrors.
417
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,335
Hank Hill, you are
a lucky man.
418
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,738
Great, let's keep
it moving.
419
00:18:24,805 --> 00:18:27,173
HANK:
Here they come.
420
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:36,016
Dad, what are you doing?!
421
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:39,485
Trying to give these kids the
carnival that you promised them.
422
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:42,556
I also promised to make
the kids see all the misery
423
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:44,457
we're responsible
for, you know--
424
00:18:44,525 --> 00:18:47,493
the slave trade,
potato famine...
425
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:50,664
I'm supposed to be opening
the wound so that it can heal.
426
00:18:50,731 --> 00:18:52,232
That is ridiculous.
427
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,935
If a wound is closed,
it's already healing.
428
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,002
Yeah,
429
00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:58,471
well, I... I guess.
430
00:18:58,539 --> 00:19:00,440
Bobby, you're 13 years old.
431
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:03,076
You didn't have anything to do
with any of that stuff.
432
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,611
Oh, thank God.
433
00:19:04,678 --> 00:19:06,913
The only thing
you're responsible for
434
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,682
is not delivering this carnival.
435
00:19:08,749 --> 00:19:12,686
But what about the hate, Dad?
The simmering hate?
436
00:19:12,753 --> 00:19:16,189
If you want to learn about
hate, just look over there.
437
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,627
What do I do?
438
00:19:20,694 --> 00:19:23,597
Well, you're the boss.
You tell me.
439
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,900
Bobby, what should we do?
440
00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:28,101
There's nobody in there.
441
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,536
Do we keep talking?
442
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:32,338
No.
443
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:33,540
Enough talking!
444
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:37,010
The carnival's back on,
everybody!
445
00:19:37,077 --> 00:19:39,145
But we've got a lot
of work to do.
446
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,214
Joseph, fill up the dunk tank.
447
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,448
With water?
448
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:43,449
Yes.
449
00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:45,519
Clark, you get on
the helium balloons.
450
00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:47,320
The rest of you, come with me.
451
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:50,791
We've got hot dogs to reheat
and a goat to wrangle.
452
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,058
Let's go!
453
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:53,894
(carnival music continues)
454
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,241
?? ??
455
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:20,887
Look at all these diverse kids
working together.
456
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:23,356
I don't know what the hell
was going on in there,
457
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,125
but this is great.
458
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:27,828
Uh, most exercises
need some adjustments.
459
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,763
Well, next time
just do the carnival.
460
00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:31,064
I feel the same way.
461
00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:32,432
Hi. Dawn Thistle,
462
00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:34,200
student council president
and carnival chairman.
463
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,469
So what do you think?
Pretty great, right?
464
00:20:36,537 --> 00:20:39,272
Everyone did such a fantastic
job implementing my ideas.
465
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,474
Uh, this was your carnival?
466
00:20:41,542 --> 00:20:42,876
It's one of my many projects.
467
00:20:42,943 --> 00:20:44,077
Listen, while I have your ear,
468
00:20:44,144 --> 00:20:45,478
I think I'd make
a great addition
469
00:20:45,546 --> 00:20:47,213
to the Peers Against Pressure
Teen Task Force.
470
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,782
Let's walk and talk.
471
00:20:48,849 --> 00:20:51,451
It-it's hard to say whose
idea the carnival really was.
472
00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:54,287
Ideas were ping-ponging
all over the room!
473
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:55,756
Bobby, this is
your carnival.
474
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,490
Don't you want
credit for it?
475
00:20:57,558 --> 00:20:59,092
I don't need
credit, Dad.
476
00:20:59,159 --> 00:21:00,927
I'm the boss.
477
00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:02,829
It's all about results.
478
00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:04,965
It sure is.
479
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,499
Yup.
480
00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:08,068
Yep.
481
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,003
?? ??
482
00:21:50,844 --> 00:21:53,714
BOBBY:
Have a socially relevant day!
483
00:21:53,764 --> 00:21:58,314
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