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DEEJAY:
Ho, boy, another day
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of triple digit temperatures.
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Now it's official,
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this heat wave has lasted
longer than my second marriage.
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So wherever you are, Rhonda,
this song goes out to you.
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Oh, too hot.
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Can't make it to my house.
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(shouts, sighs)
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Mm-hmm. Dang.
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Well, I'll be.
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I guess that makes it official.
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It's summer, all right.
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Is it me or did it just get
a few degrees cooler
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since Boomhauer walked out.
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Aw, man, dang
ol' breezy, man.
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Man, that's a straight cut.
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Will you do me a half shirt?
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Nice daisy dukes.
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(both laughing)
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Bobby, have you seen my...
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(Hank gasps)
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Joseph, isn't it time you think
about, uh, heading home?
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I can't take it at my house.
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My dad has the heat
cranked all the way up.
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He said something about
fighting fire with fire,
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but it wasn't
working for me. Quiet!
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Look.
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?? Get wild, get wet
Get cool, go bananas, ooh ??
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?? Where the water's gone wild
off the San Pedro exit ??
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?? Take the second left
on Encinita Boulevard. ??
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Now featuring,
the Big Ka-tube-ah.
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The hottest,
coolest wave in Texas!
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?? Go bananas! ??
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We have to go!
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Dad, will you take us?
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Please?
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Yeah, you gotta
take us, dude.
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I'm starting to leave
a butt-puddle.
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Fine.
Just put on your pants.
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(tire deflating)
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Oh, that's not good at all.
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HANK (on phone):
Hank Hill here.
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Hank, it's Bill.
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I got a flat on the bypass.
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It's hot, it's hot!
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It's so hot!
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You gotta come get me.
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(sighs):
Fine.
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Dangit, now I gotta go
pick up Mr. Dauterive.
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You kids remember
the exit to the water park?
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?? Take the second left
off Santa Anita Avenue. ??
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No, dude, it's...
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?? Slight left on
Encinita Boulevard. ??
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No, it's...
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?? Get wet, get wild,
get cool, go bananas ??
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?? Off the San Pedro exit... ??
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It's right there.
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(sighs):
Thank God.
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Where's Hank?
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I, I can't take it!
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Help! I need help!
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(honking)
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They're waving at me.
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(honking)
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They're really waving at me.
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I'm waving at you!
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And you and you!
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(honking)
Hello!
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(honking)
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Do you guys hear that?
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That's water!
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Look how high
that slide goes.
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CONNIE:
That's "The Avalanche,"
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and it's horrifying.
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Some kid went on it,
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and all that came out the
bottom was a bathing suit.
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They never found him.
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I heard in the middle
of the slide,
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there's a moment
where you're traveling so fast,
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you actually become water.
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(shuddering)
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Three tickets, please.
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Would you like to
get summer passes?
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No.
Please, Dad.
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If you won't do it for me,
do it for your lawn.
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A slip and slide
can be very destructive.
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Okay, but this is your entire
summer entertainment budget.
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Don't come to me
in a couple of days
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and say you're bored
of the water park
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like you did
with the French horn lessons,
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the karate lessons,
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and spy camp.
I won't.
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I'll be too refreshed
to bother you.
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Hey, man,
dang ol' air hockey, man?
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Who wants to dang ol' take
on the champ, man?
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Let me see what you got.
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(multiple cars honking)
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Hi there!
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Have a nice day!
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Well, your tire's fixed.
(honking)
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You can get out of here now.
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In a minute. Ooh!
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I got a school bus coming.
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Hey there, children!
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Uh, Bill, it's over
a hundred degrees out,
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and you don't have...
uh, how do I say this?
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You don't have many...
health assets.
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You should get inside.
(honking)
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DEEJAY #1:
It is a hot one today, I'll tell you.
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Too hot for pants.
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DEEJAY #2:
Yikes, I gotta work with this guy, people,
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and he's serious about
taking off his pants.
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I am, but I'll tell you,
one resident of Arlen
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is offering this community
a little relief from the heat
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in the form of a kind, cool wave
from the side of the highway.
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People toss around
the word "hero,"
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but this guy's
a real hero.
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I don't know his
name, so I guess
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we can only call him
the Heat-Waver.
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Thank you, Heat-Waver.
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(tires screeching)
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They talked about me
on the radio!
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I matter!
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Take that, Dad!
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(honking)
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(honking continues)
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(gasps):
That's the kid from the commercial.
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And he's going bananas!
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Visor dude, you're in.
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Hot girl, you're definitely in.
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What about us?
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Why don't you kiddies
hit up the tad pool?
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Get out of here.
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BOY:
Locals only, mothers!
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Get off our wave!
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(boys laughing)
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Maybe we should go.
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No way.
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I didn't spend my
entire summer budget
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to slide down a
little frog tongue.
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Can I help you?
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Oh, thank goodness, an adult.
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We want to ride,
but they won't let us.
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I see.
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Then I guess it
sucks to be you.
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What?
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I have a summer pass
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and I demand to cool down
and get wet!
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Hey, Harkey.
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These kids want to get wet.
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You know what that means.
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Yeah, full on, Bodie.
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Welcome to The Avalanche.
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You must ride feet first
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with your arms
crossed over your chest.
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Don't do this!
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Ride this wave, Grommet.
(screams)
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(screaming fades)
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I think he just
turned into water.
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They wouldn't let us ride
because we weren't "locals."
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Locals only?
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That's the most insane thing
I've ever heard of.
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Nobody lives in
an amusement park.
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That is so weird
because I always
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have really good experiences
with surfers.
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Didn't they help put your
sunscreen on, Bobby?
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No.
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I got it.
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I have found that bullies
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are actually very insecure.
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Tomorrow, tell him
he has a nice smile,
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and he will become
your best friend.
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I'm not going back.
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They specifically
told me not to.
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By the way, I'm gonna need
some money for the mall.
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No, you don't.
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We're going back
to that water park
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and I'll deal with those locals.
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Not all surfers
are bad, Bobby.
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I read in a magazine
about a girl surfer
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who was attacked by a shark,
and against all odds,
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she still managed to be pretty.
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(honking)
Happy Hump Day!
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Hang in there,
it's almost Friday!
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Buckle up now!
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(honking continues)
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Stay cool, Arlen!
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Welcome to Big Water!
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Can I point you
to the gift shop?
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No. My son wants to ride
on your endless wave,
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but some giblet heads
won't let him.
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They're giblet heads!
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And the last time I checked,
this was America.
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U.S.A.!
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That is terrible.
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I will take care
of this immediately.
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Big Water may be owned
by Germans,
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but we have
very American policies
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when it comes
to customer service.
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Well, all right.
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Excuse me, Bodie.
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Can I speak to you for a second?
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Of course, Tim.
What's up?
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Tell him what's up, Tim.
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This kid's daddy just came
and talked to me about you guys.
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I just call him "Dad."
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Dangit, Bodie,
I don't ask any questions
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about what goes on
on Coconut Island.
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Now, I'm leaving this boy
in your hands,
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and I don't want to have
to come back here.
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In fact, I'm not coming
back because I trust
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that you'll take care
of this situation.
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Yes, sir, Tim.
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No, no, no, wait!
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Wait, Tim!
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Don't leave now!
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(shouting):
Tim!
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Yep.
Yup.
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(groans):
Oh, man.
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(car approaching)
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What are you kids
doing back already?
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The locals messed with us again.
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I go to get the kids
and those punks
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throw me down Avalanche, too.
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And they disrespected
my half-shirt.
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Well, what happened
to the manager?
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That manager made things worse.
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I got thrown down the Avalanche,
naked!
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Joseph, why didn't you help him?
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Because I ran away.
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Nicely done.
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I'm never going back
to that park again
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so long as there are surfers.
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Maybe you could talk
to those guys, Boomhauer.
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Boomhauer used to be the best
surfer in Corpus Christi.
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Now, I don't know
about that, man.
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What do you mean?
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You were amazing.
King of the beach.
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A golden god on a wooden board.
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Not too bad.
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You know, that ol...
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Do you really think
you could talk some sense
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into these guys,
Boomhauer?
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Of course he could!
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DALE:
Wow!
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Look how
stable he is.
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Is this even
surfing?
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I think
he's kayaking.
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(horns honking,
Bill whimpers)
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Bill, what are you doing
out here? You look terrible!
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We got to get you
inside now.
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(blabbering with tongue)
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I won't go!
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I have a responsibility
to the people of Arlen.
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(honking)
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Stop looking at me
like that, Peggy.
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Stop it!
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Yeah, I've surfed
all the big waves.
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Six Flags, Busch Gardens.
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Even tore up Tivoli World.
261
00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:48,234
That's in Malaga, Spain.
262
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,704
Yeah, bro. I told
you he was the man. (cheering)
263
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:51,972
Hey, man, come on
now, you little...
264
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,040
Just tell us
when it's safe.
265
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:59,980
Hey, brahs,
check out this hodad.
266
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:01,381
What are you lookin' for, brah?
267
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,116
I'm talkin' about
them little kids, man.
268
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,185
You got to let them
little kids ride, man.
269
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,720
I'm talking one surfer
to another, man.
270
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:09,355
Well, if you're really a
surfer like you say you are,
271
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,257
then you'll do your
talking on the wave.
272
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:14,595
That's the only
language I comprende.
273
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,863
Comprende?
274
00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:22,936
Check it out,
Harkey.
275
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,505
You order
a picnic table?
276
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:25,706
(laughs)
277
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,073
HARKEY:
This old dude's confused.
278
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,642
Your shorts
should be long,
279
00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:30,210
and your board
should be short.
280
00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:32,445
You got it
backwards, broham.
281
00:13:32,513 --> 00:13:33,880
(laughter)
282
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,382
(cackling)
283
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,585
Do you have a shorter
board, Mr. Boomhauer?
284
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:39,986
Hey, man, it's
like I said,
285
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,288
them dang ol' surfin's
surf in, man.
286
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:50,330
You show 'em how we do it
in Arlen, Mr. Boomhauer!
287
00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:57,871
Fog!
288
00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,506
Crumbeater!
289
00:13:59,573 --> 00:14:00,741
(laughter)
290
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,142
HARKEY:
Loser!
291
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:06,079
Ugh. Do they have
air conditioning at the library?
292
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,922
Use it or lose
it, old friend.
293
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,391
You losed it.
294
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:49,122
So, just the two of
us today, huh, Hank?
295
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:50,791
Yup.
296
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,058
Huh.
297
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:55,762
So, it's just, uh,
me and you, then.
298
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:57,931
Just two men
drinking together.
299
00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:00,200
Not in a group.
300
00:15:01,602 --> 00:15:02,803
(sighs)
301
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,371
Uh, I'm gonna go
check on Bill.
302
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,640
Yes, go get Bill.
303
00:15:06,707 --> 00:15:08,141
Great idea.
304
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,043
Bill?
305
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,178
It's Hank.
306
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,415
Uh, just wanted to stop by
and see how you're doing.
307
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:16,650
BILL:
Oh,
308
00:15:16,717 --> 00:15:18,351
I'm feeling much better.
309
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,154
B-a-ah!
310
00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:24,825
I'm getting back
on the road, Hank.
311
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,226
Absolutely not.
312
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:27,561
But I'm The Heat-Waver.
313
00:15:27,628 --> 00:15:28,762
The heat...
314
00:15:28,829 --> 00:15:30,964
(strained groan)
315
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,933
You're not leaving
this home.
316
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,805
Oh. Oh, the burns!
317
00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:41,241
My skin hurts!
318
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:42,408
(sighs)
319
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:43,376
Okay, okay.
320
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,211
I won't get back out there
today.
321
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,714
but you got to do something
for me, Hank.
322
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:48,582
What?
323
00:15:48,649 --> 00:15:49,950
Be my arms.
324
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:51,685
Wave for me, Hank.
325
00:15:51,752 --> 00:15:53,119
Wave to everyone,
326
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,722
especially the old people
and children.
327
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,423
Wave to the children, Hank.
328
00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:00,260
And only give the thumbs up
to truckers.
329
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:02,529
You'll do that for me,
won't you, Hank?
330
00:16:02,596 --> 00:16:03,530
No.
331
00:16:03,597 --> 00:16:07,067
Then I have nothing more
to say to you.
332
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:10,470
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
333
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,340
BOBBY:
Just please
334
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,676
do it now.
335
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,911
The Department of Water
and Power requested
336
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,547
everyone conserve energy
until 6:00 p. m.
337
00:16:20,614 --> 00:16:24,250
But your father had to show off
and counter with 7:00.
338
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,963
Hey, Bobby,
how was the surf today?
339
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:39,432
Did Boomhauer do
his famous Flamingo?
340
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,735
That's when he stands
on one leg.
341
00:16:41,802 --> 00:16:44,237
That's not easy to do
even on the ground.
342
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,907
No. All he did was fall flat
on his face
343
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,842
and embarrass himself.
344
00:16:48,909 --> 00:16:50,644
And us by association.
345
00:16:50,711 --> 00:16:52,979
We didn't even get
to ride the wave!
346
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,314
Boomhauer was embarrassed?
347
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,516
(sighs)
348
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,684
I don't know
what the heck's going on here,
349
00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,986
but someone needs
to get their asses kicked.
350
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,822
Finally. Yes!
351
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,056
Thank you.
352
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,526
It's time to kick
their local asses!
353
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:06,660
Bobby, language.
354
00:17:06,727 --> 00:17:11,698
But, yes, I am going
to kick their asses.
355
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,328
(waves crashing)
356
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,854
Hey, man, that's a dang ol'
good set, eh?
357
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,022
Yeah, brah.
358
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,256
You paddlin' out?
359
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,525
No, man, you know.
360
00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:13,994
Just like... like
a dang ol' dog, man.
361
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,162
Can't no pick up
them new tricks, man.
362
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,798
Shah, brah.
It's a new wave, man.
363
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,033
You know, can't...
can't ol' beat it, man.
364
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,167
Yeah.
365
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,069
Can't beat the wave, brah.
366
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,571
Beat the surfer.
367
00:18:24,638 --> 00:18:27,340
Beat the surfer?
368
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,418
(alarm blaring)
369
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:39,586
(shouting)
370
00:18:39,653 --> 00:18:40,721
Aah, ooh, ow!
371
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,989
MAN (over radio):
Phew! Another hot one today.
372
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:44,424
MAN #2:
Too hot for me,
373
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,092
and apparently too hot
for the Heat-Waver.
374
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:50,163
MAN #1:
It appears that the heat has beaten the Heat-Waver.
375
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,165
MAN #2:
This Heat-Waver has stuck a knife
376
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,767
into the hope of the commuters
377
00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:55,168
of this city and twisted it.
378
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,170
MAN #1:
We would have been better off
379
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,939
had he never shown up
380
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:01,575
with his teasing
of cool kindness.
381
00:19:05,746 --> 00:19:08,014
Check this Barney
in the Wranglers.
382
00:19:08,081 --> 00:19:10,316
This ain't no rodeo,
bro-dad.
383
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,585
Well, it certainly isn't.
384
00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:13,554
At the rodeo,
people have talent
385
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,255
and treat each other
with respect.
386
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,456
Yeah, respect!
387
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:19,159
You have to earn respect.
388
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:20,994
Yeah, you
must be Bodie.
389
00:19:21,061 --> 00:19:22,362
And you must be
a pud.
390
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:24,130
Listen, man,
if you want to surf...
391
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,465
I didn't come
here to surf.
392
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,668
Well, what did you
come here to do?
393
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,269
To kick your ass.
394
00:19:30,871 --> 00:19:32,873
I bail!
395
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,542
BOOMHAUER:
Hey, man, I'm gonna...
396
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,678
I'm gonna take it from here,
man.
397
00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:41,381
No!
398
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:43,016
No more
talking.
399
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:44,651
No more
surfing.
400
00:19:44,718 --> 00:19:48,454
My dad's finally gonna set
things right on Coconut Island.
401
00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:51,825
Hey, man... this my time, man.
402
00:19:55,796 --> 00:19:56,897
You can't surf.
403
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,298
You're old.
404
00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,933
And you're not
gonna surf.
405
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,269
Talkin' 'bout dang ol' beat,
beat the surfer, man.
406
00:20:04,605 --> 00:20:07,307
(yelling)
407
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,444
I wouldn't do that, son.
408
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:45,011
HANK:
The flamingo! The flamingo!
409
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:50,584
Aah! Aah! Dang ol'...
dang ol' knees, man.
410
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:02,095
MAN (over radio):
Some amazing news just in from the Slappy Van!
411
00:21:02,162 --> 00:21:04,097
The Heat-Waver is back!
412
00:21:04,164 --> 00:21:06,132
The Heat-Waver
is back!
413
00:21:06,199 --> 00:21:09,936
MAN #2:
There just might be hope for this town after all.
414
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:12,038
(horn honks)
415
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:55,081
SURFER:
This ain't no rodeo, bro-dad!
416
00:21:55,131 --> 00:21:59,681
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