All language subtitles for King of the Hill s12e03 The Powder Puff Boys.eng

This is definitely
my good side.

The cheekbone, the eyebrow...

It all comes together nicely.

This side-- I'm all chin.

(gulps)

Uh, hey, guys.

Don't we all do weird things
when we think no one's watching?

Well, I'll be going now.
Get him.

I want to live!

You're right,
he is funny.

Told ya.

"I want to live."

(laughing):
Good one, Bobby.

Huh?

Bobby Hill, we want you to be

a Powder Puff cheerleader
with us.

Here's your pom-poms.

We got spirit,

how about you?

It's going to be a test
of will and strength

to have fake boobs and not
be touching them all the time.

I don't see what's funny
about Powder Puff.

The girls playing football,

the football players in skirts
cheering them on... eh.

Maybe you're not
getting the joke.

We get to dress like girls
and act like girls.

It's funny.

(high-pitched voice):
Hi, Bobby.

I'm going to make
you a roast.

A roast.

Cross-dressing's been
done, Joseph.

I know I had
a prop comedy phase,

but I've grown.

I've been watching reruns
of Seinfeld,

and I'm impressed with
the observational humor.

That's where my
comedy is now.

Hill, two-man huddle.
Let's go.

Okay.

I hear your jokes and bits
and sketches are hilarious.

They'd better be.

I've got a losing
football program

and the only thing that's
going to save my bacon

is a good Powder Puff game.

Yeah, but isn't Powder Puff
about girls playing football?

Nobody watches the girls.

It's all about you boys
and your tomfooligans.

Mess this up and I'll be back
teaching math to the slowpokes.

Break!

Have you seen this?

Yeah, PTA having
another fund-raiser.

If you don't
give them money

they threaten you
with volunteering job.

Swipe credit card--
avoid conflict.

Oh, no, this time
I'm calling their bluff.

I'm going to go to one
of those meeting and volunteer.

Yeah, my time worth
more than that.

Well, mine is not.

Isn't the word
"carburetor" redundant

since it already has
the word "car" in it?

Shouldn't they just be
called "buretors"?

Well, actually, Bill,
the word comes...

Hey, everybody, guess
whose star athlete son

has been selected for
Powder Puff cheerleading?

My son, Joseph Gribble
was chosen!

Dale, we were in the middle
of an important conversation.

Yeah, Dale, Hank doesn't
want to talk about

Powder Puff football.

He wants to talk
about buretors.

Maybe we could just
stand quietly.

That's fine. I'll just carry on
an internal dialogue.

Yes!

Is this the PTA meeting?

I'm so glad I'm not late.

Oh, but you are.

We take our first break
after 20 minutes.

It gets pretty intense.

People need a macaroon.
I see.

We avoid a lot
of tears this way.

But you should feel free
to cry on my shoulder.

Or any other body
part you want.

(both laughing)

Excuse me, but aren't you...?

Yes, P. J. Pfinster.
Hun Chin Ko's dad.

(beeping)

Time.

I now call this meeting
back to order.

I-I-I'd like to propose
an allocation of funds

to pay for more
janitorial supplies.

They've been cleaning with
just water for a week.

We finished new business
before the break.

Okay, but there's
a stickiness issue.

Carl, I left a high-powered
law firm

to spend time with my family

and I'm giving up time with
my family to be here.

If you want to talk
stickiness,

put your hand on the
kitchen counter at my house.

Well put.

Excuse me.
I'm new here.

Peggy Hill.

Now, those animal soap carvings
the kids make in art class--

what if we re-purposed those?

Nobody likes them anyway.

You know, normally
I shun newcomers,

but that kind of
out-of-the-box thinking

is going to get you on
the PTA fast track.

You get me.

It'd just be a shame
to throw it out.

It's only
15 years old.

Hey, Bobby.

You're not going to believe
what happened to me today.

I got picked for
Powder Puff cheerleading.

Don't worry--

I've got some great ideas
about how to get out of it.

They can't make me cheer if they
think I have lockjaw.

(through clenched teeth):
Huh? What do you think, Dad?

I can't believe you got
picked for Powder Puff.

Well, that's an honor
usually reserved

for football players.

This is great.

What?!

I'm so happy
for you, Hank.

And you too, Bobby.

Good things don't usually
happen to the unathletic.

Bobby, I had given up hope
of you ever making a team.

But this is finally a chance

to be part of time-honored
football tradition.

Uh-huh.

So you want me to dress up
like a girl

and run around with pom-poms?

Yes.

Hey, remember when
I gave birth to a football?

(chuckles):
Yeah, then we wrapped it in a baby blanket

and kicked it
through the goalposts.

I understand you think
it's great and all,

but comedy is very subjective.

And men in drag?

Well, I'm sorry, Dad,
but it just isn't my thing.

It is now, Bobby, because you're
going to be a cheerleader.

Now let's go find
you a dress.

Bobby, you can't throw a rock
at a Rotary Club meeting

without hitting a former
Powder Puff cheerleader.

Tom Hutto, down at
Triple A? Powder Puff,

David McDavid at
Wide Track Motors? Powder Puff.

Bob Decker-from Centex Escrow?
Powder Puff.

Great.

Now, the kind of brassiere
you choose as a cheerleader

will determine
your cheer personality.

Are you the fun-loving buxom one
or the flat-chested braniac?

This one, I guess.

Good choice.

Now, let's get you made up.

(sighs)

(grunts)

Hey, cheerleaders.

That doesn't look like flouncing
and bouncing to me.

You're in over your head,
Kleehammer.

Hill!

Comedy powwow,
cherry picker, now.

Hill, what do you think
of all the boys

blowing kisses to the crowd like
a gaggle of beauty queens?!

It's fine, I guess.

All boys get in line
and blow kisses till your arms turn to jelly.

Hill says it's funny!

Coach, Coach...

Not now, Beth.

All right, pucker,
smooch and blow.

Kiss,

kiss, kiss, kiss...

Alexis, I've noticed

that there are 41
PTA committees.

I believe they can be
condensed into a fewer number.

My estimate is ten,

but my guesstimate
is six.

Great thinking, Peggy.

Sounds like a project

for you, me and P. J.
Yay!

I'll call home and have Lima
start the kids' homework.

This might take
a good long while.

But I made a choice, I stand
by it and I have no regrets.

I hope one of you brought
a sleeping bag big enough for two.

Or more!

Then we practiced popping
each other's boob balloons.

And then we practiced popping
each other's butt balloons.

You're doing
balloon work already?

Well, I'm sure Coach Kleehammer
knows what he's doing.

Do you know what would
make your outfit perfect?

My old striped tube-top.

I am not wearing Mom's clothes.

Look, Dad, this just
isn't working for me.

I hate it.

Fine. If you can't see how
important this is,

then go ahead and quit.

I'm free? This is great!

Well, we'll see.

When you're face-to-face
with your teammates,

it might not be so easy to quit.

Are you kidding?

I've quit more things
than you've started.

Gribble, you call
that demure?

I... I don't know
what that means, sir.

When I say bat your eyelashes,
I mean bat them!

Okay, now, watch.

This is where Hill comes in.

See, he's created a character.

The exasperated...
bobby-soxer... princess.

Now, that's funny.

Actually, guys,

I've got something to tell you.

Everybody, listen up.

Hill's got something
to tell us.

Yeah, the thing is...

He's continuing.

I needed to tell
you guys that...

Anything.

Anything at all you can say
to help these boys...?

First of all, Curt...

Your pantyhose should
be darker and baggier.

And Eric, you shouldn't
wear pantyhose at all.

you've got hairy legs
in middle school--

don't waste that.

We're gonna need props.

?? Oh, Mickey, you're so fine ??

?? You're so fine,
you blow my mind ??

?? Hey, Mickey! ??

?? Hey, Mickey! ??

?? Oh, Mickey, you're so fine ??

?? You're so fine, you blow
my mind! Hey, Mickey! ??

?? Oh, Mickey, what a pity,
you don't understand ??

?? You take me by the heart
when you take me by the hand ??

?? Oh, Mickey, you're so pretty,
can't you understand ??

?? It's guys like you, Mickey ??

?? Oh, what you do, Mickey,
do, Mickey ??

?? Don't break my heart, Mickey ??

?? ??

So, how'd they take it?

Well, they took it
pretty good,

because I'm staying!

I knew you couldn't
let them down.

Thanks for making me
dress up like a girl, Dad.

(car starts)

Uh, you know that
after this is over,

you can't do this
anymore, right?

Oh, I know.

ALEXIS:
Meeting adjourned.

So, congratulations, Peggy.

Your restructuring proposal
passed with flying colors.

Thank you.

I'm just glad I got
through my argument

before all the whooping

from the Powder Puff
cheerleading practice started.

What is going on
out there exactly?

Could you explain
to me in detail?

If I have to miss Circle Time
at Kidnasium, so be it.

Well,

it's an annual
football game,

but the girls
are the players

and the cheerleaders
are the boys.

They wear makeup and
wigs and act silly.

Boys are...
making fun of girls?

Yes. You know,
my son, Bobby,

is actually kind
of the head cheerleader.

Mm-hmm.

He keeps knocking over lamps

around the house
with his big, clumsy boobs.

That kind of mockery
does untold damage

to a young girl's
fragile psyche.

My daughter was
hysterical recently

when an eighth
grade boy told her

her ponytail looked
"like a piece of doody."

Thank God, I was
home to console her,

which was my choice,
stand by it, no regrets.

Well, that's terrible.

Have you tried putting
her hair up in a bun?

No, no, that could
look like poop, too.

See, it starts out innocently,
with a boy teasing a girl.

Then that same boy
dresses like a cheerleader.

Then little
Mary Jo, honor student,

is having her buttock
slapped in a rap video.

That is the saddest
hypothetical story

I have ever heard.

But Powder Puff
is all just in fun.

So was pouring pig's
blood on Carrie.

Poor girl had
to kill everyone.

I will not let that happen.

Lima, I'll
be home late.

I have another
fire to put out.

Ready? Okay!

?? We're red hot
and can't be stopped ??

?? We're red hot and
can't be stopped! ??

I love that cheer.

But seriously,
you have to stop.

What's going on down there?

Boys, this here is
the PTA president,

and she's making me call off
the cheerleading part of things.

What?

That's not fair.

But I'm so pretty.

Why is this
happening, Mom?

Sometimes things that
are funny to everybody

are not really funny at all.

You can't take this
away from us.

You just can't!

Sorry, boys.

I guess I won't be
needing this anymore.

(sighs)

I guess not.

Hello, Peggy.

Hello, Hank.

Hello, Mom!

So, what else did
you destroy today

besides Powder Puff Football?

Actually... class favorites.

And technically the Powder Puff
game is still going on.

Maybe the girls will play well
for the first time ever,

since they won't have
anyone on the sidelines

making fun of them.

Those boys weren't
making fun of anyone.

They were just doing what
Powder Puff cheerleaders do.

Oh. So, you won't be offended
if I stuff a sock in my jeans

and strut around
the neighborhood?

That would be hilarious!

Do it, Mom, do it!

No, I am not gonna do it.

A-And neither are you.

Dang it, Carl.

These boys weren't
hurting a soul

and you know it.

You've got to do
something about this.

If you're asking me to
go up against the PTA,

the answer is no.

I'm not walking
into that buzz saw.

You can't just sit back and
watch this great tradition die.

All right, you didn't
hear this from me,

but PTA's a democracy, Hank.

You're a parent.

You bring a motion
to the floor

and you get the votes,

you can bring the
cheerleaders back.

Democracy in action.

The answer was there all along.

The beauty of it is,
it's not on me.

Well, I gotta go to the
geography classroom.

Some kid drew balls
on Florida.

(gavel pounds)

All those in favor?

Motion to turn the
air on is accepted.

That completes
New Business.

Uh, wait. I have a motion
I'd like to bring to the floor.

Reluctantly,
the chair allows.

HANK:
Powder Puff cheerleading

has been a grand and often
hilarious tradition

in Tom Landry
Middle School athletics.

You'll notice how much fun
all these kids are having.

Ugh!

I don't see anyone
who looks offended.

Look, they're all having
the time of their lives.

The time of
their lives.

What's really offensive

is watching those
girls play football.

Uh... you're really
not helping, Coach.

In summation,
Powder Puff cheerleading

is a way for these boys
to have some fun,

make people laugh
and create friendships

that will last a lifetime.

It's true.

I think these men
make a good point.

Maybe we should reconsider
our stance on this.

I can't do that.

It would undermine
my leadership.

I can't risk all this.

What's "all this?"

Staying here all night

when we could be home
with our families?

Peggy! Don't...

(grunts)

You are interfering
with procedure

and gavel-handling.

I support Mr. Hill's motion.

This isn't about ridicule.

It's about freedom
of expression.

Girls should be able
to play football,

and boys should be able
to put on skirts and wigs

and cheer their hearts out.

Gay men should be able to
come out of the closet

and be openly and
unapologetically gay,

and working mothers

should be able
to go back to work

if that is what

they really want.

Who's gay in the PTA?!

Ooh, spicy!

Ladies and gentlemen,
parents and teachers,

I move to reinstate
the Powder Puff cheerleaders.

Is there a second?

I second.

Hey, hey, hey!

Sorry.

That's how we second
a motion in the gun club.

Show of hands.

All those in favor?

Opposed?

A tie.

Carl, you know how this works.

The principal's vote
breaks any ties.

So, what's it gonna be?

(groans)

CARL:
Oh, oh, ohh...

(moans)

Aw, Carl.

Sorry, Hank.

Motion fails to pass.

You know, if this was a movie,

we'd get to be
cheerleaders again...

and Kurt Russell
would be my dad!

We're gonna find a way
to fight this.

I don't know about you,
but my pantyhose

came three to a pack-- and
I plan on using all three.

Here!

Run!

(all screaming)

(whistle blows)
Hey! This isn't my fault.

QUARTERBACK:
Blue 32. Blue 32. Hike! Run!

(whistle blows)
Come on, guys, get it together!

Ready?

Okay!

?? Shake it,
but don't break it! ??

?? Took your mama
nine months to make it! ??

I said...
?? Shake it but don't break it! ??

?? Took your mama
nine months to make it! ??

I said...
Thank you, sweet Jesus.

Look, Bobby's
rallying his troops.

And, hey, he's starting
a fake cat fight.

(Hank chuckles)

DALE:
And Joseph's storming off.

My son's a diva!

You can't do this.

It's been banned.

What's been banned?

We're just fans
of Powder Puff football

who happen to be cross-dressers!

Or does the PTA have some
problem with cross-dressing?

No, no, of course not.

Transvestite and transgender
individuals are protected

when participating
in public activity.

Ohh!

I'm having a contraction!

It's a bouncing baby ball!

Shh. It's okay.

(grunts)

Look, Hank.

Have you ever seen such
a beautifully punted baby?

Well, that sure does
bring back memories.

?? We're red hot
and can't be stopped! ??

?? We're red hot and
can't be stopped! ??

?? We're red hot
and can't be stopped! ??

?? We're red hot and
can't be stopped! ??

JOSEPH:
But I'm so pretty.

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