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(door closes)
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Have you guys seen
my graphing calculator?
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I'll look like a dork
at math camp without it.
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You not going to math
camp this spring break.
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If you want to get into top-
notch private high school,
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you need to have interesting
job on your r�sum�.
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You're going to work
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on my cousin Trang's
squid boat next week.
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I don't understand.
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Admissions people
very educated,
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and educated
people like to hear
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about kind of jobs
uneducated people have.
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Disgusting squid boat
perfect for you.
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Since I want to go
into journalism,
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shouldn't I shadow a journalist
like Mrs. Hill or Mrs. Gribble?
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That not bad idea,
but unfortunately
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I call Nancy Gribble
a pumpkin-headed Q-Tip.
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And I called Peggy Hill
a dim-witted sea cow.
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What we're
saying is:
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if you can get one of them
to go along with you,
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more power to you.
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Otherwise, squid boat.
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Squid boat!
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I could learn so much
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from a professional journalist
like Mrs. Hicks-Gribble.
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You want to
follow Nancy?
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Oh, please.
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You should follow a serious
journalist, such as myself.
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Print media
is where it's at.
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Did you know it's where most
people used to get their news?
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That's a good point,
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but Mrs. Gribble promised me
some on-screen time.
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Okay, let's just
cut to the chase.
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I will guarantee
a shared byline
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on page one
above the fold.
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Oh, this is gonna
be exciting!
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Sorry I'm late.
I was, uh...
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Spare us your minor
domestic dramas.
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I give you a complete,
barely used set
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of state-of-the-art
titanium golf clubs,
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made from technology first
imagined by Jules Verne.
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(squeals)
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These are for me?
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Well, how could you afford 'em?
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I assure you
they were paid for in full
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and they are yours to enjoy
with no strings attached.
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Just consider it my way
of saying "I'm sorry."
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Sorry for what?
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Oh, you'll know.
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Dale, what are you up to?
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No more questions!
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Just, just, just take a club
in your hands and hold it!
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Hold it!
All right, already.
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Oh, my Lord.
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All right, people,
we got a weekly to put out.
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Stenholm, you've got
the police blotter.
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We call that
"Drunks and Punks."
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Jenkins, you're on the county
commission meeting.
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Oh.
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"Bores and Snores."
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Peggy, you've got a profile
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of Arlen real estate
guru Chris Sizemore.
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Sizemore's office faxed
the story over this morning.
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Just throw in a few sexy
adjectives, but not too sexy.
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I will Helen Hunt it.
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So this is all you do, just
write what they tell you?
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Of course not.
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Sometimes I, I get to come up
with the headline.
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Not this time, apparently.
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I need more than some
dictated puff piece
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to get me into the school
of my choice.
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This Sizemore guy
might seem great,
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but under that smarmy smile,
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I bet there's a big, ugly story.
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Yes, you're right.
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He's like that dish of mints
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by the cash register
at the restaurant.
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Sure, they look tasty,
but they are covered in urine.
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Eww...
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Exactly.
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(chuckling)
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I am Peggy Hill from
the Arlen Bystander.
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You are going to love Chris.
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Don't tell me what to write.
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I still remember
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the first time I met Chris.
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When he shook my hand
and smiled,
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I felt like I was
under a tanning lamp.
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And then he invited me
into his office, and I was.
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Mr. Sizemore,
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you say your life
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is an open book.
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How do you explain
this pregnancy test
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I found in the trash
behind your house?
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My wife is pregnant:
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Congratulations.
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Yes. So. On one
of your billboards
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you appear to be a giant
standing over Arlen.
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Clearly, you are a man
of average size.
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Simple mistake--
or false advertising?
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(chuckling):
Oh, Peggy, there's nothing I enjoy more
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than lining my pieces up
against a worthy adversary,
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but I got where I am today by
always being six moves ahead.
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Just when you think
you have me cornered,
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I jump, jump, double jump
and I'm in your back row.
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"King me."
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Are you saying
the interview is over?
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It was over six moves ago.
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We'll see about that.
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Oh!
Ooh!
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Wow.
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I've never seen you play
this well before.
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Except in that dream I had
where you won the Masters
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in a playoff with a robot.
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Well, it's these clubs.
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It's like they're
an extension of my arms.
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Well, they ought to be.
They MSRP for $3,000.
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How in the world
did you get these?
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They better not be hot.
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No, but they do have
an interesting provenance.
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Dale got 'em
at a police auction!
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These clubs were owned
by a criminal?!
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Not only that,
they were used
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in a horrible murder
in McMaynerbury.
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No! No!
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Not the orthopedic surgeon
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who killed the embezzling
partner in his practice.
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None other than Texas's newest
resident of Death Row,
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Dr. James Allan
Duckworth.
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I can't use clubs
convicted of murder.
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Only one of the clubs
was used in the murder.
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The rest were merely
murder-adjacent.
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(sighs)
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Was it the putter?
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You shot a 38
on the front nine.
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Do you really
want to know?
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(sighs)
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No.
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Where's your teenie-
weenie sidekick?
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She is doing research
for my next article.
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We are gonna blow the lid off
Arlen's auto cartel,
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just like we did
to Chris Sizemore.
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EDITOR:
Peggy! A word.
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I just got off the phone
with Chris Sizemore.
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He's out for blood.
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Well, that just means
I did my job.
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Why are you acting surprised?
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Didn't you read the article
when I submitted it?
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No, I read the press release
they faxed over.
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That's the story
I thought we printed,
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not this hatchet job on one
of our biggest advertisers.
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Peggy, you said
"the scented candles
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made his office reek
like a bordello."
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But then I wrote
that there was no visible proof
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he used prostitutes himself.
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Peggy, you're fired.
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You.
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Yes, me.
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Peggy, it took
a lot of courage
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for you to take me on,
and I respect that.
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I only regret I didn't
make my article nastier.
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I understand.
You're angry.
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But you're something else
that ends with "gry."
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Hungry.
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You know, Peggy,
you remind me of me--
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just a little, because
you've got so much to learn.
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But I like your moxie.
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You're hired.
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But... you just had me fired.
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I closed a door...
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and opened a window.
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Welcome to Team Sizemore.
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Ho yeah!
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I tracked down a lead
at Lane Pratley Cadillac
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who's ready to squawk.
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Forget it.
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Something fantastic
has happened.
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I was fired, and
now we're Realtors!
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I need a byline in a newspaper
to prove I'm a good journalist.
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I need to blow
the lid off something,
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not tease my hair
and put on a stupid blazer!
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Oh, real estate is so
much more than that.
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It drives the whole
U. S. economy
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and the U. S. economy
drives the entire world.
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So, in a very real way, this is
the most important job on earth.
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Wow.
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Yeah, wow.
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And you know what
is even better?
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That you are gonna be
the youngest person
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to have ever sold a house.
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Really?
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That would sound good
on an application.
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Sold!
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BOBBY:
I've always wondered--
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does a half-bath mean
you only get to pee in it?
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Now that I'm a Realtor,
I will find out.
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Now, I'm confused.
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You hated Sizemore even though
there wasn't any reason to.
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Now that he got you fired and
you have a reason to hate him,
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you're working for him.
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Chris Sizemore
saw potential in me,
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and I know he is right.
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I know houses.
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I live in one.
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You know the feeling you
get when you sell someone
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a tank of propane?
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Imagine
selling them
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a tank of propane
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they will live in
for 30 years fixed.
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I'll tell you what.
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Once you get a magnet
with your picture on it,
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I'll get rid of my no-magnets-
on-the-refrigerator rule.
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SIZEMORE:
Peggy!
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Welcome to Team Sizemore.
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Thank you.
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Uh... I can't hire
the little Asian girl.
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The Texas Real
Estate Commission
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is a grouchy Gus
about child labor.
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Oh, Connie is
just my prot�g�.
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She's free.
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Perfect.
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Well, then, Peggy,
I'd like you and your prot�g�
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to meet the rest
of Team Sizemore.
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This is Dee.
She coined the word "cozy"
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for uncomfortably
small places.
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And over there
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is Walker Lee.
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He can nail the
square footage
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of a house just
by walking it.
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Thanks to my size 12s!
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And I believe
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you've already
met Candi and Roger.
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That's Candi with an "I."
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And Roger with
an "I do."
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Candi and I
are married.
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Since I married
Candi and Roger,
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our sales are up 27%.
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So they're not really married?
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Well, not to each other.
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But I'm afraid they're stuck
with one another
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till their sales drop.
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(all chuckling)
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Seriously, though,
we here at Team Sizemore
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succeed because
we work together
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like a highly
functioning human body.
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A human body, yes.
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Peggy, would you like
to be an organ?
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Yes, the brain.
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(laughs)
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That one's taken.
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Oh. What about the skin?
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People don't realize
that is an organ.
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Super. We have six open
houses this weekend.
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I need you to help
get them ready to show.
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And you can start by baking
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00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:31,097
the most scrumptious 36 dozen
cookies you've ever baked.
257
00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,165
Cookies?
258
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:35,001
Really delicious cookies
increase sales 7%.
259
00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:43,810
I don't think we can bake
a cookie good enough
260
00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,345
to make someone
sink their life savings
261
00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:46,913
into a house
they can't afford.
262
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,816
Chris says his ideas
may seem crazy--
263
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,685
like Howard Hughes
toward the end--
264
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:52,886
but they're actually crazy
265
00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,755
like Howard Hughes
towards the middle.
266
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:57,290
I like the sound of
this Sizemore guy.
267
00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:00,360
Any friend of the cookie
is a friend of mine.
268
00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:01,962
Hey!
269
00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:07,934
You the man!
270
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,936
(sighs)
271
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:13,273
How could clubs that feel
so right, feel so wrong?
272
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,676
Those clubs don't care
whether they're striking
273
00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:18,779
a Titleist
or Dr. Ted Nelson's skull.
274
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,013
And neither should you.
275
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,882
You know, I could use
a guilt-free hole.
276
00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:25,451
Would one of you guys like to
take a swing with these clubs?
277
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,220
No, sir.
No.
278
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:30,423
No. Ain't no got
dang ol' way, man.
279
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,296
Mm. Scrumptious.
280
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,831
Now, have you touched up
281
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,200
the dog pee spots
in the backyard
282
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:41,835
with green
spray paint? Check.
283
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,770
Copied names and addresses
from the phone book
284
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,539
to "prime" the guest book?
285
00:11:45,606 --> 00:11:46,673
Check.
286
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,208
Checked out the
Ahn-sel Adams book
287
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:51,044
from the library to put on
the living room coffee table?
288
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:54,815
It's all covered.
Now all I need to do is sell this sucker.
289
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,217
Oh, Walker Lee is going
to sell this one.
290
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:01,888
Dee, we need some conversation
pieces for the house on Ben.
291
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,891
I just got a premonition
that big things suspended
292
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,259
from the ceiling are
gonna be hot,
293
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:09,663
so bring me something metal,
heavy and fantastic.
294
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:13,266
I just saw the most
exquisite object d'art.
295
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,069
Peggy, meet me
at the dump. Excellent.
296
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:19,906
Uh, but before that, Peggy,
I need you to brush my teeth.
297
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:27,948
To the dump.
298
00:12:30,651 --> 00:12:33,253
What about that anchor?
299
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,856
It's heavy, metal--
I think it's pretty good.
300
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:40,126
Nautical? You're so naive
it's almost cute...
301
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,061
but not quite.
302
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,597
Grab the rusty propeller.
303
00:12:43,664 --> 00:12:45,331
(phone ringing)
304
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,768
Fabulous. I'm on it.
305
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,103
Get this to the office,
chop-chop.
306
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,873
No offense.
307
00:12:57,711 --> 00:12:58,879
Yee-ow!
308
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,714
(cork popping)
309
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:03,249
Champagnoise at 9:00 in the
morning can only mean one thing.
310
00:13:04,585 --> 00:13:05,919
A big sale.
311
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,487
Congratulations to all of us.
312
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:13,193
To Candi and Roger and Walker
Lee and Dee and Janet and me.
313
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:15,161
The vital organs
of Team Sizemore.
314
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,931
King me.
Cheers to the king.
315
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,500
He thanked
everybody but us.
316
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,202
Maybe he just forgot.
317
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,070
People are always
forgetting the skin.
318
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,973
Oh, and thanks to
the Sparkletts guy!
319
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:31,545
How could we have done our jobs
if we weren't properly hydrated?
320
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,650
Another "Sizemore Says":
321
00:13:36,717 --> 00:13:40,954
Sizemore says you have a pot
of gold at the end of your neck.
322
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,056
Your face.
Get it out there.
323
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,391
Chris, do you
have a minute?
324
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,660
Oh, hi, Peggy.
325
00:13:46,727 --> 00:13:48,161
Just mining diamonds.
What's up?
326
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:51,932
Chris, I know I have talents
that aren't being utilized.
327
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,467
I can do more here.
I'm ready.
328
00:13:54,535 --> 00:13:57,203
Oh, Peggy, I would have thought
you were ready,
329
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,673
except you told me
you were ready.
330
00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:00,774
Damn.
331
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,008
Don't worry, Peggy.
332
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,677
When you're ready, you'll know.
333
00:14:03,744 --> 00:14:05,478
Because I will have
just told you.
334
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:13,954
What did he say?
335
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,390
A lot of very wise things
that all seem to mean no.
336
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,491
Dang it, Mrs. Hill.
337
00:14:18,559 --> 00:14:21,227
I've seen the test scores
for Arlen High.
338
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:24,097
If I have to go there, my only
options will be DeVry
339
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,866
or the University of Phoenix.
340
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:27,568
Which one, Mrs. Hill?!
341
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:31,071
On the radio, they both sound
like good institutions, but...
342
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,274
Okay, I'm gonna fix this.
343
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,710
I shouldn't have told
Chris I was ready.
344
00:14:36,777 --> 00:14:39,079
I should have proved it.
345
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,216
That's the reason you
hired me in the first place.
346
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:44,417
My moxie.
347
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:47,453
Well, using that moxie
to "get my face out there."
348
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:56,096
This is Nancy Hicks-Gribble's
Arlen Business Journal.
349
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:59,866
Today we're talking with
Peggy Hill from Sizemore Realty;
350
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,201
Team Sizemore
is one of Arlen's
351
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,504
greatest business
success stories.
352
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,038
It most certainly is.
353
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,140
It all starts with
Chris, of course.
354
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:10,010
The man is brilliant
and charismatic.
355
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,012
He could lead any cult
he wanted to.
356
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,280
He chose real estate.
357
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,650
What makes Team Sizemore
so successful
358
00:15:16,717 --> 00:15:18,985
is that we're like a human body
359
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,787
with all the parts
working together
360
00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:23,189
in harmony to sell houses.
361
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,125
Oh, that is fascinating.
362
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:27,193
Chris-- naturally,
is the brain.
363
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,762
And what are you, Peggy?
364
00:15:28,829 --> 00:15:31,397
I am the face.
365
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:38,071
Did you think
I wouldn't see this?
366
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,640
I knew you would see it.
367
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,609
That was the point,
to get my face out there.
368
00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:45,912
Just like you said-- my face
is a pot of gold.
369
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:48,214
No, my face is a pot of gold.
370
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,717
Look-- face, gold, neck,
they're all metaphors.
371
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,820
I am the boss, and you do
what I say when I say it.
372
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,756
You crossed the line, Peggy.
373
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,190
You weren't a team player.
374
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,925
So you're off Team Sizemore.
375
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:02,062
But you like my moxie.
That was all moxie.
376
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,930
Sorry, Peggy. You're fired.
377
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:06,032
No... no.
378
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:09,570
I'm going to be
a dental technologist.
379
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:14,908
PEGGY:
Fired from theBystander,
380
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,110
fired from Sizemore Realty.
381
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,879
Bobby, check the
Guinness World Records
382
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:21,915
and see who holds the one for
being fired the most times.
383
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:24,184
I'm pretty sure,
it's George Jetson.
384
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,052
Well, don't take it so hard.
385
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,320
Maybe you're better off
386
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,790
not working for this
Chris Sizemore fella.
387
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,424
You don't understand.
388
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:35,028
Real estate was my passion,
and now it's gone.
389
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,863
Now I know what it's like
to smoke crack.
390
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:41,067
I took one hit of real estate
and it blew off my skull.
391
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:46,540
Yeah, I know what you mean.
392
00:16:46,607 --> 00:16:49,209
(knocking)
393
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,614
Hey, Mrs. Hill.
394
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,816
I just wanted to give
your blazer back.
395
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,584
Oh, Connie,
why don't you keep it?
396
00:16:57,651 --> 00:17:01,321
No, thanks. I don't think it'll
keep me warm on the squid boat.
397
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:03,590
My cousin's coming in
this weekend to re-chum
398
00:17:03,657 --> 00:17:06,560
and I'm hoping
he'll let me crew up.
399
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:12,198
Connie, I cannot
let you give up.
400
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,067
Which means
I can't give up.
401
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,669
We are going to sell a house
402
00:17:15,736 --> 00:17:18,238
and you are getting
into private school.
403
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,601
I wonder if the murderer
404
00:17:47,668 --> 00:17:50,303
took a practice swing
before doing the deed.
405
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,239
The temptation to yell "Fore!"
must have been overwhelming.
406
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,909
Dang it, Dale, I don't think
you gave me these clubs
407
00:17:55,976 --> 00:17:57,410
to apologize for anything.
408
00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:00,013
You gave them to me
to torture me.
409
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,982
Well, I'm not gonna play
with them any more
410
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:06,052
until I've cleared
their name.
411
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,321
HANK:
So you didn't kill that fella
412
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,624
with any of these
golf clubs, right?
413
00:18:10,691 --> 00:18:11,658
No.
414
00:18:11,725 --> 00:18:13,159
Okay then.
415
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:29,309
Well, I do like the anchor.
I think we need more room.
416
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,244
We want to start a family.
417
00:18:33,013 --> 00:18:36,082
Wait a second...
you're adopting?
418
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:38,451
I adopted, too!
419
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:44,124
It's so great that you go
to work with your mom.
420
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,327
Mom is really terrific.
421
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:50,196
Connie loves this place.
422
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,332
When her real parents
abandoned her in a ditch,
423
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:55,135
all she wanted was to be adopted
424
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,738
and live in a house with
a center island kitchen.
425
00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:05,779
Connie, why don't you
show Wang and Jeff
426
00:19:05,846 --> 00:19:07,581
where you'd put a swing set.
427
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:08,915
Yes, Mom.
428
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:15,088
An adopted Asian
daughter. Brilliant.
429
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,657
I wish I had
thought of that.
430
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,859
Done. Candi and Roger
are adopting.
431
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,894
I told you I had talent.
432
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,232
You've really done your
homework, Peggy.
433
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,401
Except for one little thing--
434
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,270
you don't have
a real estate license.
435
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:33,607
All it takes is 150 hours.
436
00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:35,509
And I've already
signed up online.
437
00:19:35,576 --> 00:19:38,645
What's to keep me from calling
the Texas Real Estate Commission
438
00:19:38,712 --> 00:19:40,547
as soon as I get back
in my hybrid?
439
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:42,549
I don't know.
Maybe nothing.
440
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:45,218
I'll tell you what's keeping
me from making that call.
441
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,252
Respect.
442
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,521
I knew I'd find
you here.
443
00:19:47,588 --> 00:19:50,290
I knew you'd even steal
my best bus bench.
444
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,693
And I know you'll
sell this house
445
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:55,261
to those cosmopolitan gentlemen
at above asking price.
446
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,130
I know you because
I made you.
447
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,298
The question is,
448
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,000
"Am I going to break you?"
449
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:03,504
Go ahead,
do what you have to do.
450
00:20:10,511 --> 00:20:14,314
Peggy, you and I can
take on more than Arlen,
451
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,182
and more than
Heimlich County.
452
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:17,884
I'm not gonna
make that call.
453
00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:19,185
On one condition.
454
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:22,556
Team Peggy merges forces
with Team Sizemore.
455
00:20:22,623 --> 00:20:24,758
We'll call it Team Sizemore.
456
00:20:24,825 --> 00:20:25,992
I accept.
457
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,127
On one condition.
458
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,695
That I get to sell.
459
00:20:28,762 --> 00:20:31,131
Starting with this house.
Granted.
460
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,634
And I get to keep the bus bench.
461
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:34,434
Denied.
462
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,736
Then in the print ad
463
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,671
I am the first member
of Team Sizemore
464
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:39,873
to pour out
of the cornucopia.
465
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:42,308
Ooh, that's going to
tick off Walker Lee.
466
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,778
But motivate
him as well. Done.
467
00:20:47,848 --> 00:20:49,616
King me.
468
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:52,519
King me.
469
00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:54,855
King me.
470
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:58,191
Who else besides Bill
didn't bring tees?
471
00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,526
Me!
472
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,264
Huh.
473
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:09,836
Well, Duckworth must
have been a skier.
474
00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:55,949
Squid boat.
Squid boat!
475
00:21:55,999 --> 00:22:00,549
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