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LUANNE:
You know...
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you are so lucky
to go to prom.
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I never got
to go to mine.
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Yeah, uh-huh. I don't know
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if I should get
a blowout or an updo.
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I missed my prom because I had
to testify against my momma.
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Everyone got the most romantic
night of their life,
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and all I got was
my momma sent to jail.
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I think I'll get an updo.
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The bailiff that had
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to wrestle my
mamma had an updo.
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(voice cracking):
You're gonna look so pretty.
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(crying)
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I put some syrup
in your soda
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because I know you
like stuff sweet.
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How many spoons?
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I don't know.
I just poured.
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Bobby, you poured good.
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Why don't you treat
yourself to one?
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You sure know
how to live, Lucky.
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I had such a
stressful day.
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I can't wait till prom
season is over on Saturday.
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Then you and me
and teenie Lucky
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can go out on a
romantic date.
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You know I would love to,
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but right now I'm rigging
my truck for stumping.
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What's "stumping"?
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It's when you go hunting
for a stump of burled walnut--
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the most valuable
of all the trophy woods--
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and pull it out of the ground.
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I'll come with you.
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I could brew
some sun tea
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and bring a
picnic basket.
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The ants will get
into our food
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and then we'll
laugh and laugh.
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I'm sorry, but stumping
is a gentleman's pursuit.
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So is sticking and catfisting
and everything you do.
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Luanne, my life would be easier
without this passion,
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but it wouldn't be as full.
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Uh, Peggy, my steak
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seems kind of small.
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You're not pulling the new
guidelines on me, are you?
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No, I am not.
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I just didn't
realize that Luanne
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would be with us tonight,
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so I had to re-portion.
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I thought I was going
out with Lucky,
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but he doesn't have the time
to spend with me.
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(sighing)
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Huh. So I guess you had
nowhere else to go?
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Hank.
(crying)
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What's she want?
A piece off my plate?
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There's not a whole lot there.
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Yep.
Yep.
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Mm-hmm.
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I've had it since
I was 12,
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a constant, high-pitched
ringing in my left ear.
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I guess it's
something I'll just
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have to learn
to live with.
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Luanne's not
home, Lucky.
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We're not here
to see Luanne.
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We came to visit
you, Uncle Hank.
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See, I'm looking to get
more power into my winch.
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Hmm, continue.
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You see, winches ain't
something the three of us know.
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What I know abouts dogs.
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You need something
done about a dog,
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I'm the one you see.
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Lucky, your man's
making me nervous.
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Mud Dauber didn't
mean to scare you.
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Did you, Mud Dauber?
Not at present.
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He's just upset
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'cause he and Elvin
can't help me
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bring in a 48 inch
stump of burled walnut.
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It's not we
don't want to.
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It's all 'cause judge says
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we can't cross
the county line.
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Boy, I've never
heard of a 48 inch
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stump of burled walnut.
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You're talking diameter, right?
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He don't talk nothing else.
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It's real, all right.
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My grandpappy first
found it back in 1923.
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Grandpappy wason a church picnic,
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and got separatedfrom his group.
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A storm came up over the hills
and Grandpappy
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had to take shelter in what
turned out to be the most
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valuable stump in all of Texas.
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As fate would have it,
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Grandpappy took ill
and was called to his maker
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before he had a chanceto bring it in.
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I hunted that piece of walnut
for many a year.
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And then one day,I finally found it.
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Set my winch to itand everything.
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But the cable snapped.
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I went to the Costcoto buy a new one,
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slipped on pee pee,
got my settlement moneys
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and the rest is history.
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That stump was worth $15,000,
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and that's in back then dollars.
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And due to Elvin and Mud
Dauber's... indiscretions,
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I am down
fellow adventurers.
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I've always wanted to
see walnut in the wild.
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And Boomhauer's
always wanted
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a walnut dashboard.
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Yeah, and my rifle could
use a burled walnut stock.
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And I need a walnut... hat!
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And I... Oh, I
just want to come.
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You know, in the old days,
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that stuff would be
crawling with nits.
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Don't worry, little boy.
I'm going to give
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you the best cut ever!
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Because prom pictures
are forever.
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As are not prom pictures,
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which are all I have.
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I'm not going
to the prom. I can't.
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Of course you can.
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Everyone goes to the prom now,
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even the crippled
and the gay.
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I don't have a date.
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Really?
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I'd go with you
in a heartbeat.
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(quivering breaths)
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Well... would you like to go
with me to the prom?
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Me? Oh.
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You are such
a sweet boy.
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I would love to, but...
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I already
have a fianc�.
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Oh.
Hey, I've got nothing going on that night
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if you wanna grab a taco.
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I'm not saying
stumping isn't risky.
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When you're out there
with nothing but chains,
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beer and a winch,
you could rip your arm off
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and there ain't
no one out there to sue.
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(vehicle approaching)
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Hey, Baby Girl,
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and my girl's baby.
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Look at my new winch.
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That's nice.
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Hey Lucky,
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the inspectors are
letting That's Amore
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open back up tomorrow night.
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Well, bring me home
some osso bucco then,
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'cause me and the boys
are going out.
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Fine, then I, too,
will be going out
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with a boy as well.
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To the Arlen High School Prom.
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I have been asked.
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No way, Luanne.
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You will not wear
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another man's
wrist corsage.
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If you are not going
to take me out on a Saturday night,
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or ever, why shouldn't I go?
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Because I've seen the movies
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and I know what
goes on at prom.
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You're sitting
this one out.
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Nu-uh, I'm not!
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Prom night is the most
romantic night of the year,
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and I am not spending
it alone again.
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Luanne, I'm not
messing around here.
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If you go to that prom...
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Well, that does it!
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Well, if you go
stumping, then...
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then that does it!
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Oh, no!
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Don't do this,
you guys!
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Lay down your pride and give way
to the glory of love!
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I'm going stumpin'.
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Well, I guess
that does it.
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PEGGY:
I cannot believe
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someone in this family is
finally going to their prom.
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I could have gone with
an ugly or unpopular guy,
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but I stuck by my principles.
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Sometimes I wish
my leg was a stump
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so Lucky would
pay attention to me.
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Is that wrong?
Yes.
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You should not
be fantasizing
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about being a hunk of wood.
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You should be thinking
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about this magical
night ahead.
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The gymnasium will
be transformed
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with glitter
and crepe paper.
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There might even be balloons
in the basketball hoops.
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I never dreamed
that going to a dance
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with a 15-year-old boy
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I barely know
could be so wonderful!
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Oh!
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Oh, Luanne,
tomorrow night,
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I will be living
vicariously through you.
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Thank you!
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Okay, when you dance,
I want you to do it in a way
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that will make people form
a circle around you and clap.
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So, what'll it be--
the Linda Evans
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or the Joan
Collins?
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Come on, Bobby!
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Keep brushing!
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You've got to flatten
this thing out!
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I'm trying, but it
keeps on jumping back!
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(scoffs)
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(doorbell rings)
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PEGGY:
Who is it?
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KEVIN:
I'm kind of having a tux emergency.
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(gasps):
It's Kevin!
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You can't be here!
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It's bad luck to see
me before the prom!
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I think that's
on your wedding day, Luanne.
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Oh.
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This was all
the tux shop had left.
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I thought
I'd look like James Bond.
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I'm not gonna look
like James Bond.
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Oh, Kevin,
don't worry.
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What you wear is so
much less important
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than what I'm wearing.
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What's wrong?
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Them.
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LUANNE:
That's just Elvin and Mud Dauber.
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Go away! Git!
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I'm busy!
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Who the hell is he?
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This is my
friend, Kevin.
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Kevin is taking me to the prom.
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So you're out going
to some damn prom
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behind Lucky's back?
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Who's Lucky?
Shut up.
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Aunt Peggy!
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Elvin and Mud Dauber
are making trouble!
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Not in my house.
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Not unless
you want some of this.
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Relax.
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It's just oven cleaner,
but they don't know that.
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We've been off road
for a while now, Lucky.
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Do you have a map?
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Uh-huh.
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Must be an implant.
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I wonder who did his.
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The guy who did mine
did not inspire confidence.
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(cell phone ringing)
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Lucky here. What?
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Ow!
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You sure about that?
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Well, Luanne's
made her decision.
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She's going to the
prom with that kid.
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Uh...
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when you're stumpin',
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you don't talk
about relationships, right?
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Nope.
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Well, all right.
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What did Lucky say?
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Oh, he's hurtin'.
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I can tell it
in his voice.
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We got to make this right.
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(Elvin imitates high-pitched
squeal of tire deflating)
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I wonder what
sound you'll make.
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(sighs):
I'm 15 years old, and I'm a high school senior.
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I've lived through everything.
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I've been teased,
I've been pantsed,
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I've had my head
shoved in the toilet.
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00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:18,044
What can you do to me
that hasn't been done?
259
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,180
Kill you.
260
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:26,486
Luanne, you look
almost lovely.
261
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:27,921
Almost?
262
00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:31,257
That's why I want
you to have this.
263
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,293
(gasps):
A tiara!
264
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,762
It's so beautiful.
265
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,230
Just take good
care of it.
266
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:41,201
It has been in the family
since Halloween of 1973.
267
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,171
(Hank sighs)
268
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:46,540
Five men,
269
00:11:46,607 --> 00:11:47,941
one stump.
270
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,210
This is the sort of thing
they write books about.
271
00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,913
You know what would make
for an even better book?
272
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:55,849
If one of us turned
into a werewolf right now.
273
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,552
(exaggerated grunting)
274
00:11:58,619 --> 00:12:00,587
Uh, can't do it.
275
00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:01,755
(thudding)
276
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,256
You okay?
277
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,591
We're getting close.
278
00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:07,427
That was the exact same
gopher hole
279
00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:09,195
I tripped in years ago.
280
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:13,299
And that's the same branch
I hit my head on.
281
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:17,571
I stumbled forward on my hands
and knees for 15...
282
00:12:17,638 --> 00:12:19,506
No, 16 paces until...
283
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:20,674
Oh!
284
00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:21,708
(gasps)
285
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,443
There it is!
286
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:26,980
(cackling hysterically)
287
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:29,249
(Bill and Dale laughing)
288
00:12:30,651 --> 00:12:32,052
Oh, my God.
289
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:35,121
That's six burls
per square inch.
290
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:39,125
I've found you,
you burled son of a bitch!
291
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:44,965
(doorbell rings)
292
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:46,432
It's my prom date!
293
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:47,968
Coming!
294
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,739
This is such
a magical night!
295
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:54,875
I feel just
like Cinderella!
296
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:58,745
Little boy, did you used
to be a mouse?
297
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,113
I'm Kevin's brother.
298
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,516
He asked me to
bring you this.
299
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,285
Oh, my God!
300
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,621
Kevin isn't taking me
to the prom.
301
00:13:07,688 --> 00:13:08,822
(gasps)
302
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,892
I used to have a fianc�
who loved me!
303
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,760
Then he left me, and I thought,
304
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,763
"Oh, well, I get
to go to the prom.
305
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,633
At least I'll get
to be happy one night!"
306
00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:20,901
But now,
307
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:24,170
I'll never be happy ever again!
308
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:27,974
Why is this happening,
Kevin's little brother?
309
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:31,077
Do you have any candy?
310
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,478
(crying)
311
00:13:32,546 --> 00:13:35,215
I have no candy, either!
312
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:37,383
(sobbing)
313
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,658
(sobbing)
314
00:13:44,725 --> 00:13:46,326
(quietly):
Go ahead, Bobby, ask her.
315
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:48,595
(quietly):
Don't make me, please!
316
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,533
(sobbing)
317
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,234
Ugh!
318
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:57,370
Luanne, I know it's
not for a few years,
319
00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:01,441
but will you go
to my prom with me?
320
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,510
(frightened gasp)
321
00:14:03,577 --> 00:14:08,281
Oh, honey, crying will
not make this go away.
322
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,716
I will.
323
00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:12,553
There's nothing to do,
Aunt Peggy.
324
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:13,954
Lucky's gone.
325
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,789
And Kevin's gone.
326
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,958
Maybe I'll just
crash the prom and...
327
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,926
everyone will suffer.
328
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:24,030
Well, I cannot make Lucky
a better man.
329
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,666
but I think I can help.
330
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:27,634
Come on,
get your tiara.
331
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,072
PEGGY:
Kevin!
332
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,374
You are taking
Luanne to the prom.
333
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:38,111
You have to take me, Kevin!
I traded my fianc� for this!
334
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,980
But those men said
they'll kill me.
335
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,115
They'll have to get
past me first.
336
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:45,185
Well, you are pretty scary.
337
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:46,486
Yes, I am.
338
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:49,956
Now are you gonna to clip
on this bow tie, or am I?
339
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:56,763
Okay, guys, looks like we're
a little short on cable.
340
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:58,965
So all we need is to get
a few crowbars
341
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,100
underneath the stump
342
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,467
and leverage up
about six inches.
343
00:15:01,535 --> 00:15:04,237
Then Lucky and I will pull
the winch cable taut,
344
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:05,739
lock it on
345
00:15:05,806 --> 00:15:07,107
and pull it out.
346
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,209
All right, I'm
ready, let's go. Let's go, man.
347
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,176
Yay!
348
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,145
Okay, Lucky, let's do it.
349
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:16,249
One, two, three... now!
350
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,887
Just another inch or two!
351
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,123
(grunting and groaning)
352
00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,726
Lucky, put your weight into it!
353
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,493
Oh, man, come on, man.
354
00:15:27,561 --> 00:15:28,629
Lucky!
355
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,063
Have you seen this picture
356
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,165
of Luanne eating pancakes?
357
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,644
What sounds good to eat?
358
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:44,811
I'm not
really hungry.
359
00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:46,412
No, no, no,
this is going to be
360
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,314
the best night
of my life, damn it!
361
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:51,051
You will have chicken
and I will have steak!
362
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,186
Just like I always imagined!
363
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,289
(gasps)
364
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:59,225
Kevin, you've got nothing
to worry about.
365
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,529
Elvin and Mud Dauber are not
going to do anything to you.
366
00:16:02,596 --> 00:16:05,532
Not when they're already on
probation for violent crime.
367
00:16:05,599 --> 00:16:06,833
What did they do?
368
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,602
I don't know.
Something with a nail gun.
369
00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:13,406
Oh, there's an old lady
selling roses.
370
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,576
We will take one!
371
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,978
Oh, face it,
372
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:20,446
she was meant
for better men than us.
373
00:16:20,514 --> 00:16:22,248
We were so close.
374
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,751
I've never felt
closer to anyone.
375
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,352
Talkin' bout ol'
giving up, man.
376
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:29,055
Come on, man, you ain't got no
pain, there ain't no gain, man.
377
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,624
Boomhauer is right.
378
00:16:30,691 --> 00:16:32,192
It took this long to find it,
379
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:34,494
we're not letting it go.
Yay!
380
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:37,363
So, Uncle Hank, you think
I should apologize to Luanne
381
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,833
and tell her that I love her
with all my heart
382
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:41,702
and if I can't do
something with her,
383
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:42,969
it's not worth doing at all?
384
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,404
(sighs)
385
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,640
Don't take this
the wrong way, Lucky,
386
00:16:46,707 --> 00:16:49,943
but I sincerely
don't care what you do.
387
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,679
I got ya.
388
00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:53,980
Okay, let's do it!
389
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,381
(engine starting)
390
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,257
Huh.
391
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:18,138
Everything looks
so beautiful.
392
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,340
Would you start
having a good time?
393
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:24,010
This night is going to make up
for how crappy my life is.
394
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,145
Let's dance.
395
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,279
I don't know.
396
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,048
Come on, it's easy.
397
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:29,983
I put my head here
398
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,318
and you put your
hand right here,
399
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,656
and maybe if you're lucky
you'll feel the baby kick.
400
00:17:50,671 --> 00:17:52,105
Okay, go ahead.
401
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,707
Not so fast.
402
00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:57,310
Okay, next.
403
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,715
Elvin?
What?
404
00:18:01,782 --> 00:18:05,218
Have you ever been bit
by a brown recluse spider?
405
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,487
If I had, I'd be dead,
406
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,490
and you wouldn't be asking me
about it now, would you?
407
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,893
Shh. I see 'em.
408
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,661
Touch dancing.
409
00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:19,165
(wood creaking)
410
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,534
Did you hear something?
411
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:21,935
Kevin, we're fine.
412
00:18:22,002 --> 00:18:23,604
It's completely safe.
413
00:18:25,739 --> 00:18:26,673
(gasps)
414
00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:28,575
Aunt Peggy, help!
415
00:18:29,510 --> 00:18:30,511
Coming!
416
00:18:48,662 --> 00:18:51,397
Kevin, you are going
to have to fight.
417
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,232
I can't.
418
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,034
I know you think you can't.
419
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,468
But when pushed too far,
420
00:18:55,536 --> 00:18:58,471
you nerds always have
amazing strength.
421
00:18:58,539 --> 00:19:01,608
You can punch the bully out
with one punch.
422
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,414
I can't get a grip.
423
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,083
He's wriggling like a frog.
424
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,185
Then whomp him like one.
425
00:19:14,087 --> 00:19:18,124
Kevin, summon your
amazing strength.
426
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,926
(loud honking)
427
00:19:22,696 --> 00:19:23,396
(gasps)
428
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,131
There a problem here, boys?
429
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,601
Nothing can't
be fixed.
430
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,276
Let the boy go, Elvin.
431
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:48,288
Did you get your stump?
432
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:51,892
I did a lot of thinking out
in those woods, Luanne.
433
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,860
And I came to realize...
434
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,529
that you are my stump.
435
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,899
Oh, Lucky.
436
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,300
I missed you.
437
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,404
I'm gonna go now.
438
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,008
Not so fast, boy.
439
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,510
My girl wants to have a prom,
440
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,444
and I'm not dressed
for one myself,
441
00:20:11,512 --> 00:20:14,014
so go ahead and be her date.
442
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,249
But the last dance is mine.
443
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,452
And tell the D.J.
the last song
444
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:24,424
is gonna be "25
Or 6 To 4" by the great Chicago.
445
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,492
Oh!
446
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,831
(trembling breaths)
447
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,498
DALE:
I'm so cold.
448
00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:34,434
We're all cold, Dale.
449
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,603
If we huddle together,
450
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:40,373
we'll retain our heat
and we won't get hypothermia.
451
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,975
Not a chance.
452
00:20:42,042 --> 00:20:43,209
Come on, Hank.
453
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:44,645
No one will ever know.
454
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,780
I will.
And that's enough.
455
00:20:46,847 --> 00:20:54,254
(Chicago's "25 Or 6 To 4"
playing)
456
00:20:54,304 --> 00:20:58,854
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