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ANNOUNCER:
It looks like it's down
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to the final strike of the final
out of the final inning.
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Is this where the Zephyrs'
perfect season ends?
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Wait for your
pitch, Donna.
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Where's your
rally cap, Dale?
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How's the rally god
supposed to know
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who to give mojo to?
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If we rally,
I'll have to bat,
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and I'll be
the last out
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that ruins our
undefeated season.
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Easy out!
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She's distracted by
her recent divorce.
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Dang it, Dale.
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Shut up and put your glove
on your god-dang head.
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Ow!
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Got a walk.
Walk's good, y' hear?
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You're a saint, Donna.
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Okay, Dale,
bases loaded.
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A hi twins it.
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But, but I haven't
had a hit all season.
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Your season
starts now, Dale.
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Take what you've learned
from all those strikeouts
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and put it to use.
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All you have to do is...
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"Believe to achieve."
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Now, get up there
and do what my shirt says.
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( Feeble grunt)
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Run, Dale, run!
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Geh!
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( Cheering )
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ANNOUNCER:
Holy-moly, cannoli!
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Zephyrs win! Zephyrs win!
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Yeah, I spanked
that ball so hard,
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I probably
should've apologized
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and bought it
a box of chocolates.
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See, Dale?
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You believed, and
then you achieved.
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I guess I believed a
little, but I don't know.
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I think there was
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something more
to it than that.
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Well, maybe
you gave 110%,
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because Hank says
that works, too.
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No, I only gave 70%.
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I was feeling
kind of sick
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after I accidentally swallowed
my chewing tobacco.
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Maybe you stumbled
onto a lucky ritual.
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I mean, all the
greats had one.
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Joe DiMaggio would keep
a penny in his shoe.
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Ty Cobb would
beat his valet.
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( Hank clearing throat )
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Attention, Zephyrs.
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When the season started, no one
gave this team much of a chance
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and things looked pretty bleak
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when we lost Joe Jack
because of...
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Well, we all know what
happened at the Taco Bueno.
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But we never lost a step.
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Bob Jenkins joined the team,
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and to watch him
in the outfield,
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you would've thought
there was radar
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under that eye patch.
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( Applause )
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And through it all,
none of us stopped believing,
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and that's why we're the first
undefeated softball team
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in Arlen Rec League history.
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( Cheering )
Yeah.
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Real stirring, Hank.
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Listen, how'd you
like to give
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a motivational talk
at school tomorrow?
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Really?
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I'd be honored.
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Thanks. The magician
had to cancel.
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Who would've thought a
dove could do all that
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to a man's face?
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And so whether you
eventually choose a career
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in customer service
or the military,
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try to do it the
Zephyr way-- perfect.
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Now, if I could have
all the members
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of the baseball
team please stand,
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I'd like to tell you a little
story about never giving up.
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( Whispering ): Uh, the baseball
program's been cut, Hank.
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Budget issues.
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( Regular voice ).
Go, Longhorns.
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Well, this is just wrong.
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Okay, if you were
on the baseball team,
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I've got a message for you.
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Keep believing
in yourselves.
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How's that gonna bring
our baseball team back?
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Well, uh, it's, uh, uh...
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Huh.
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There's got to be some way
to save the baseball program.
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Hmm. Well, let's see.
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You could attract new
industry to Arlen
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and raise the tax base.
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Hank, you'd be great
at attracting industry.
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Yeah, but that
could take months.
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Baseball season
starts next week.
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Hank, I've got it.
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We could play the
Ace of Diamonds and His Jewels.
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They take on
local teams
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and use their crazy
antics to raise money
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for charity.
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ANNOUNCER:
Look at the Ace.
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He's parked the unicycle,
and now he's on stilts.
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Yup, I used these when I played
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for the San Francisco
Jolly Green Giants.
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ANNOUNCER:
( chuckles ) Now the Ace
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has ditched his stilts
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and he's pitching
from the outfield!
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Even pitching from the outfield,
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Ace is still throwing smoke.
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They say he used
his fast ball
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to stun a bear to keep it
from mauling a little girl.
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Folks, looks like the Ace
has finally lost it.
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He's walked the bases loaded.
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Well, I'm in quite
a pickle here.
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I might as well
have a sandwich with it.
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PEGGY:
I hear on some mounds
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that are wired for it,
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he makes a Denver omelet.
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Here's the pitch.
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And a line drive
right at the Ace.
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He steps on the bag,
tags the runner.
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It's an unassisted triple play!
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And as the winner of the game,
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the Ace get the prize money.
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Wait! Oh, my God,
he's, he's giving it
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to the Abilene
Spay and Neuter Foundation.
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Unbelievable!
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Unbelievable?
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Not for softball's
number one philanthropist.
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The Ace always gives
the winner's check to charity.
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Peggy?
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Tom Landry Middle School is
gonna be on that tape someday.
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I wonder if cows really
get how good they taste.
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Here it is, team,
our league championship trophy.
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( Cheering )
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HANK:
Uh! Wait a minute.
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There's a mistake.
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Right down here,
what it should say is,
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"To be continued."
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HANK: That's right,
our dream season isn't over.
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We are going to play the Ace
of Diamonds and his Jewels.
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Oh, man, you're talking
about ol' Ace of Diamonds.
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Man, they got dang invited
to dang White House, man.
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One of them struck out
Marlin Fitzwater, man.
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Now, the Ace and his team
keep 10% of the gate,
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but the winner gives the rest
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to Tom Landry Middle School
to save the baseball program.
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HANK:
We can bill it
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as the Battle of the Unbeatens�-
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The 11-0 Zephyrs against
the Ace's 239-game win streak.
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23971
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Well,
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we couldn't stay
undefeated forever.
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"Fame is but a slow decay.
Even this shall pass away."
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I guess it'll be okay,
'cause when it's over,
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he'll hand a giant check
to those poor kids.
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Wait a second.
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Don't give up
before we even hit the field.
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I think we can be the winners.
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We can be the ones
handing over that check.
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But, Hank,
aren't we supposed
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to just let him beat us?
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That's the fun of it, right?
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All the pranks and all
the tricks the Ace does.
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You think former big leaguers
like the Ace and his Jewels
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enjoy having
to play like that?
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It's like playing basketball
with an eight-year-old kid.
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You shoot with your left hand
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just to keep
it interesting.
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Hey. Maybe you're right, Hank.
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You bet I'm right.
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They want
to be challenged.
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They're dying for someone
to give them an actual game.
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What a thrilling idea.
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Davids,
pick up your slingshots.
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We're going to slay the Ace.
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Well, Bob,
I didn't expect
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that kind
of spirit out of you,
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but by God,
it is appreciated.
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( Cheering )
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Boy, this Ace of Diamonds
highlight video
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is really
something.
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It's like he did all
of our scouting for us.
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The Ace picked him off,
throwing behind his back!
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They're going to kill us!
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Calm down, guys.
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See how much his velocity drops
when he pitches on stilts?
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And remember, there's only
two jewels in the field:
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a catcher
and a first baseman.
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Leaving their outfield
very vulnerable.
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Arrogance-- it's
their fatal flaw.
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All we have to
do is hit it where they ain't.
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We're going
to play good "D,"
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and lots of small ball,
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and we're going to win because,
the whole season, we did what?
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ALL:
Believed to achieve!
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Hey, I believe, Hank!
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We'll win
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because our Lord
Jesus Christ
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chose us to win!
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Uh... okay, Enrique.
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Make sure you
say these tickets
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are to help
the baseball team.
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Boomhauer, cover
Tom McCann
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to the LensCrafters.
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Dale, you take
the food court.
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Bill, go anywhere
but Victoria's Secret.
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Do you think
I'd sell more tickets
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( with accent):
as a French boy?
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Ugh!
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Would you
be interested
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in some
exciting family--
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Or blended family--
entertainment?
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Wow! The Ace of Diamonds
and his Jewels?
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And the Zephyrs.
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Daddy saw the Ace play in
Kerrville when I was your age.
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I got to stand on home plate
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and have the Ace knock a peanut
off my head.
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Cool!
Awesomel!
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Hey, how much do you think
they'll beat you by? Ten? 157
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Hold on.
I'm not so sure
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we're going
to get beat.
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We're in it to win.
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Yeah, and I suppose your
fastball can stun a bear, too.
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Now, when Sports Jock
and Chad put me on,
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make sure
to turn the radio down.
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I don't want to be one
of those guys they scold.
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CHAD ( over radio ).
All right, everyone, new topic:
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the Ace of Diamonds
and his Jewels.
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They're in town tonight
to strut their stuff
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against the Arlen Zephyrs.
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SPORTS JOCK: We've got Zephyrs
Player Coach Hank Hill with us.
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Now, Hank, I have never seen
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this much interest
in a softball game.
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Yep. It's going
to be a big victory
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for underdogs everywhere
if we win.
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Sorry.
I mean when we win.
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Listen to you woof.
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I'm going to have to put you
in the Sports Jock dog pound.
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( Dogs barking )
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I like your showmanship, Hank.
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I'll let you out.
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( Gate squeaking )
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( Chattering )
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ANNOUNCER ( over PA system ): Welcome,
everyone, to the greatest show on cleats.
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And a special welcome
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to tonight's charity,
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the Tom Landry Middle School
baseball team.
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And how about a big Arlen
welcome to the clown princes
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of softball: the Ace
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and his Jewels!
254
00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:08,461
And, to the local undefeated
Arlen Zephyrs, we say good luck.
255
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:11,195
Dale, remember
your ritual.
256
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,768
(gulps)
257
00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:15,498
(gagging)
258
00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:19,309
All right,
it's show time.
259
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,904
Little tip: When
I strike you out,
260
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,141
take a step like
you're going to
261
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,613
charge the mound,
and I'll stare you down.
262
00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:28,278
I've gotten digits from
the ladies in the upper deck
263
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,651
when I break this out.
264
00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:34,716
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Ace and his Jewels!
265
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,626
It always amazes me
how three can defeat ten.
266
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:38,925
I bet his
first pitch
267
00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:40,430
is going to
be on stilts.
268
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,659
No, no.
On his knees!
269
00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:45,101
( loud blowing )
270
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,731
Evening. I'm the Ace.
271
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,969
And I'll be your tour guide
on a magical trip
272
00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:54,078
around this 12-inch world
I call softball.
273
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:58,611
First up for the Zephyrs:
Hank Hill.
274
00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,981
Ready?
275
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,979
All aboard!
276
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:06,126
The Ace pitches,
and Hill bunts... to third base.
277
00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:10,859
And he makes it to first safely.
278
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,092
( Cheering )
279
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,689
( Confused murmurs )
What?
280
00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:20,799
This is where I pitch by smell.
281
00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:24,638
Luckily, my catcher hasn't
changed his socks all week.
282
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,973
Somebody please get him
a new pair of socks.
283
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,809
{ laughing )
284
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,576
HANK:
Okay, Boomhauer,
285
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:33,481
bring me home!
286
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:36,656
Repeat: Bring me home!
287
00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:39,291
Watch out.
The Ace is pitching blindly.
288
00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,919
And the Zephyrs bunt
to third base.
289
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,857
Daddy,
make it be fun.
290
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,433
I ain't your daddy!
291
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,501
Oh, you're
talking to him.
292
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,468
What happened?
They bunted again.
293
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:53,970
HANK:
Good Lord!
294
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,575
That's a live ball.
295
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,039
No one's ever
bunted before.
296
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,240
It looks like the Zephyrs
are taking advantage
297
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:03,347
of the Ace's confusion,
and they score.
298
00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,250
You were right, Hank!
299
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,650
Maybe we can do this.
300
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,591
( Whispering ): What are
these jackasses doing?
301
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:13,853
Don't worry,
Boomhauer.
302
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,893
I will bring you home!
303
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,827
He's going
to bunt again?
304
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:22,799
All right,
show's over.
305
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:31,336
Here it comes, fat man.
306
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:33,573
( Squeals)
307
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,772
Stee-rike!
308
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:45,286
And the Ace
has shut down the Zephyrs.
309
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,853
Okay, folks, now it's fun time.
310
00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:51,123
The Ace is up to bat.
311
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,322
All right!
312
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,228
And now the pitch.
313
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,832
Nice home run.
314
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,803
Not funny, but it went far.
315
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:27,959
Well, it looks like we made it
to the end, with the Ace 63
316
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,466
and the Zephyrs one.
317
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:34,066
Thank God it's finally over.
318
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,038
Of course, there will always
be the nightmares.
319
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,902
Now, we may have lost
320
00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:41,378
our undefeated season,
but we gave those kids
321
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,745
their baseball program back.
322
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:46,410
And no defeat,
no matter how, uh...
323
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,009
thorough...
324
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,987
can change that.
( microphone feedback )
325
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:52,888
Those of you who are left,
how about that game?
326
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,960
You certainly saw something you
can go home and reflect upon.
327
00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:59,656
Anyhow, I hereby present
this check to the winner,
328
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,097
the Ace of Diamonds.
329
00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:06,763
Hey, wait!
330
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,499
Where you going, Ace?
331
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,007
You're supposed to give
that money to the kids.
332
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,508
Isn't that the deal?
333
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,171
Well, if they play anything
like you guys,
334
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,009
they're better off without it.
335
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,095
SPORTS JOCK: The real losers
Saturday night were the fans.
336
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:37,725
What a travesty.
337
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,498
People took their families there
to have some fun,
338
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,198
and what did they see?
339
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,536
Hank Hill bunting and the Ace
taking batting practice.
340
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,202
CHAD:
It was ugly all right.
341
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:47,711
I put this one in Chad's
softball hall of shame.
342
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:48,747
DEEJAY:
Mm-hmm.
343
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:51,613
( Chorus of boos )
344
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:54,209
Why'd we ever think
we could take on
345
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,378
the Ace
and his Jewels?
346
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,819
Hank got me so fired up,
347
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,721
I was willing
to believe in anything...
348
00:15:58,858 --> 00:15:59,984
even myself.
349
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:01,253
( Sighs)
350
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,352
I guess
I got a bit carried away.
351
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,931
I've got to straighten this out
352
00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:07,555
and get those kids
their money back.
353
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,733
Bill, if it's any
consolation,
354
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,363
I never believed
in you.
355
00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:19,712
Hello, this is Hank Hill,
and I coach the Zephyrs.
356
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,208
Yes, those Zephyrs.
357
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,817
Listen, do you know where
the Ace is playing tonight?
358
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,649
No, I don't want to buy a
commemorative tour schedule.
359
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,052
Couldn't you just tell me
the name of the town?
360
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,653
( Sighs)
361
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:34,783
It's a Visa.
362
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,696
( Sighs)
363
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,402
Oh, look.
364
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,098
It's the Bunt Brothers.
365
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,767
Look, we're real sorry
about spoiling the fun.
366
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:53,039
We just wanted
to give you a real game,
367
00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:54,805
you know,
show some pride.
368
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,644
I'm sure you can understand that
as a fellow athlete.
369
00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,808
( Chuckling ).
Fellow athlete?
370
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,786
I got my picture on some of that
gum that looks like tobacco.
371
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:03,879
How about you?
372
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,286
All right, I get it.
373
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,290
But let's just think
about the kids.
374
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:09,758
You always give
the winner's check to charity.
375
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,888
Yeah. And I always clear
a few grand in merchandise
376
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:15,161
and score
a little overnight company.
377
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:17,065
But thanks to your
boring little stunt,
378
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,534
the Ace slept alone last night
379
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,198
and has an RV full
of unsold bobbleheads.
380
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,535
You know what that's like
381
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,201
when I go over
a railroad crossing?
382
00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:26,004
Okay, I admit, I screwed up,
383
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:28,705
but that's no reason to take it
out on a bunch of kids.
384
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:30,543
Just give us
another shot.
385
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,085
We'll take foolhardy leads
off first,
386
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:35,584
we'll swing at bad pitches,
whatever's funny.
387
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:40,120
Hmm. I'm a nice guy.
388
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:42,954
Maybe if you ask me
in baby talk.
389
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,457
Well, I don't see how
that could make a difference...
390
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:51,331
Oh, God.
391
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:57,101
Uh, can we, uh, pwease have
another shot, pwease?
392
00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:00,110
Hmm... maybe.
393
00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:02,213
Do you know
what you did wrong?
394
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:07,649
Uh... maybe we pwayed
too sewiouswy.
395
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,554
Well, let me think about it.
396
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:13,792
No.
397
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,929
I'm sorry, baby.
The spiced wine
398
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,863
should be hot
enough by now.
399
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:21,934
How about you?
400
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:24,034
( R&B song playing )
401
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:29,197
Listen!
402
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,400
This isn't about you and me.
403
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:31,601
This is for the kids.
404
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:32,939
We had a deal.
405
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,241
So, a parking lot
attendant.
406
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:37,975
You ever park
one of these babies?
407
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:42,013
He can't just hide
in that damn RV and ignore us.
408
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,611
Yes, he can.
409
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,088
And when he gets bored,
he can just drive away.
410
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:46,385
Well, I'm not gonna let him.
411
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,058
Save your breath,
Hank.
412
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:51,858
The only thing
that could get him out of there
413
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,898
is a twister,
the RV's only predator.
414
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,365
( Sighs)
415
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,368
Hope is a vessel
dashed upon the rocks of...
416
00:18:58,504 --> 00:18:59,733
Oh, what's the point?
417
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,807
Wait! I know who
can send us a twister!
418
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,602
And with the help
from our Lor...
419
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,041
( gagging sounds )
420
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,145
Oh, what's the point?
421
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,250
We're not giving up.
422
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,222
We just need to reach down deep
423
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,228
and grab what's already in
each and every one of us.
424
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,492
We've got grit,
guts and determination,
425
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,259
and we're gonna use them
426
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,664
to rock this damn RV
427
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,669
until he comes
running out of it.
428
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,398
Now, let's do this, Zephyrs.
429
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,871
Uh-oh. The hair on my back
is starting to tingle.
430
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,171
Your hair knows something
you're about to find out.
431
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:39,836
We're getting those kids
their money.
432
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,003
Now, come on, Bill.
433
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:43,013
Put your weight
in that fender.
434
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,646
( Hollers )
435
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:46,843
(grunts)
436
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,681
It really moved.
437
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,084
Everyone, grab some aluminum.
438
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,020
Donna, take that wheel well.
439
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:53,614
Enrique, put your shoulder
into it.
440
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:54,659
Come on, go, go!
441
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,854
Ready, set, rock.
442
00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:58,555
( Grunting )
443
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,167
Believe to achieve!
444
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,064
Believe to achieve!
445
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:06,139
Believe to achieve!
446
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:09,836
Wha-What the...
447
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:16,039
Hey. Hey, stop it!
I'm entertaining.
448
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:19,584
You know, Ace, we can do this
in every town you play in.
449
00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:22,017
I bought a commemorative tour
schedule from your wife.
450
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:23,987
Your wife?
451
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,023
So where are we going
tomorrow night?
452
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:31,097
Denton, then Fredericksburg,
then into Rumpert.
453
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:36,266
Why bother
even putting on cologne?
454
00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:37,392
Okay, okay!
455
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:38,765
Take the check!
456
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,134
Just stop pushing my house!
457
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:46,608
Way to go, team.
458
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,306
Well, I guess that makes
the final score
459
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:52,976
Zephyrs one, Ace's house zero.
460
00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,257
HANK: Well, those new
uniforms look pretty good,
461
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,884
I tell you what.
462
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,085
Maybe next year
463
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:04,856
we can raise even
more money
464
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,863
and get them fur coats
and top hats.
465
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,802
Ah, fundamentals.
466
00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:56,579
BUCK STRICKLAND:
I ain't your daddy!
467
00:21:56,629 --> 00:22:01,179
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