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Okay, Dooley, let's hear
about your science project.
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My potato grew eyes.
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I hope she likes... "The
Rocks of Rainey Street."
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It's all I could
come up with
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on the way to the bus.
( door opens)
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PRINCIPAL MOSS:
Sorry to interrupt.
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Just wanted to remind everyone
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to sign up for the "Fun Run"
on Saturday.
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Have a good time and raise money
to buy the school
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somethin' nice
or essential.
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I usually try not
to motivate kids this way,
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but if all your friends
are doin' something,
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shouldn't you be doin' it, too?
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Nancy invited us
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to a progressive
dinner this Saturday.
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You know, where you eat
a different course
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at each person's house?
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Well,
that sounds pointless.
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Exactly. So I suggested
a progressive breakfast!
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This Saturday, it'll be juice
at the Gribbles',
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eggs at the So up ha no us in phones',
and then back here for toast.
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Uh, wouldn't it be easier
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just to eat it all together
someplace?
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We eat breakfast like that
every day, Hank,
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and frankly, it's getting old.
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Sorry, Mom.
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I can't make it
Saturday.
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I'm running a SK.
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You're what?!
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Wait, is "running a 5K"
some kind of rap thing?
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No, Dad.
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It's a bunch of kids running
to raise money for the school.
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Well, that's great!
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When you cross
that finish line,
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I'll be right there
with the video camera.
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Even though it brings out
certain instincts in you.
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Oh... now you're both going?
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Fine. I will host the breakfast
by myself--
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A breakfast that, apparently,
will not be videotaped.
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It's official.
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I need to start
wearing suspenders.
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Mr. Boomhauer, how would you
like to sponsor me
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in the Fun Run?
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You would be sending
a positive message
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to the generation
of today.
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Unless, of course, you want us
to start doing drugs.
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Got-dang, man.
Between ol gettin'
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them dang ol' Girl Scout
cookies, and the band candy,
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don't, never gonna stop, man.
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Thank you,
Mr. Boomhauer.
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Are you interested,
Mr. Dauterive?
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Interested in
what, Bobby?
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The stuff I just said.
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Tell it to me again.
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I like it when people
talk to me.
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HANK:
Bill!
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Three dollars per.
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Sorry, I'm sponsoring
Joseph.
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He's not running.
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Just the same.
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Check out this goodie bag!
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Sport gum, squishy ball,
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banana-nut protein bar...
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(gasps)
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A Whattaburger head band!
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Well, the real "goodie"
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is that you raised $121
for your school, Bobby.
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You even got
Joe Jack to pledge
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and he doesn't even pay
his alimony.
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OFFICIAL:
Let's have all the kids
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at the Fun Run
starting line!
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Better line up now, son.
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I'll wait for you
at the finish line.
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OFFICIAL:
Kids on your mark...
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get set... go!
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( Panting )
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Hey, Hank.
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You believe the things
I do for this school?
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{ cell phone ringing )
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Hank Hill.
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BOBBY:
Hi, Dad.
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Can you pick me up?
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I'm at the Mocha Bean.
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The Mocha Bean?
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Right by the starting line?
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So you just quit.
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You didn't even
make it one K?
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It's a "Fun Run," Dad.
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I ran until
it stopped being fun.
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Happened quick.
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What about all the people
who sponsored you?
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Okay, how's this--
why don't you shoot some video
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of me running across
the finish line?
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I'll just put my face
over my latte
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so I'll work up a sweat.
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( Sighs)
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What has the MTV
done to you, son?
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Wow, there sure was
a lot of toast left over.
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That is what happens
when people decide
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to stuff themselves
on juice.
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HANK:
Bobby,
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this is a pedometer.
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It measures
how far you walk.
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By the end of today,
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I want five kilometers
on there...
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that's 3.1 miles.
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You know what I'd really
love to do?
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Learn how to fix a car.
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Get moving.
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( Sighs)
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Feeling it in
your calves now?
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That's ten isotonic
massaging plates
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working at 3,000
pulses a minute.
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Yeah...
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HANK:
You were gone all afternoon
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and you only walked
a half a mile?
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Maybe when it gets
to 100 miles, it flips over.
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Get in the truck.
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Only two and a half miles to go!
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Ugh...
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I'm chafing!
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Great effort, runner!
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Sorry, Coach, I'll get
him out of your way.
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My son's a few
hundred yards
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into being taught
an important lesson.
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We'll finish up
at the reservoir.
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COACH: I like the way you
were gutting it out out there.
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That's just the kind
of guy I want on my team.
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How'd you like
to join track?
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On the team?
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Uh, Coach, this is the
first time you're seeing him.
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You might be getting
the wrong idea.
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Yeah, I hurt my knee
putting my sneakers on.
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As long as you listen
and are willing to be taught,
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you'll always have
a place in my system.
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You hear that, Bobby?
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You're gonna be part
of a system!
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Look at those guys.
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They're gonna expect me to
run and compete and finish!
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I'm just gonna bring
the whole team down!
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Bobby, the thing about
middle school athletes is
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they don't care if you win.
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They only care that you tried.
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( Sighs)
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I'm gonna try.
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Hey, Booby Hill,
what are you doing here?
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The lunch room's
that way!
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Good one.
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Heh-heh...
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Well... looks like
I'm your new teammate.
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What?
Huh?
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If you mess up,
we'll mess you up.
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Track spikes
are sharp...
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and we're not
afraid to use them.
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I
I
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I
I
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I know how you can
get kicked off the team.
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Take a javelin
and throw it into the crowd!
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I mean, it would
do something.
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( Sighs)
I better get down there.
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There are ten
hurdles in the race,
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but the highest one
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is right here.
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Remember that.
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Hey, Hill, grab
that shot put!
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Let's see
what you've got.
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( Grunting )
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{( laughing )
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( Mutters )
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You sure you don't
want to cut me?
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Hill, track is
like a picture puzzle.
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Sometimes the weird-looking
piece is the one you need.
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Yep. Bobby's gonna
be wearing sweatpants
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for the right reason.
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Still, I must say,
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track and field doesn't
really seem like a full sport.
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It's more like leftover scraps
from other sports.
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Hey, Bobby, how was your
first day of practice?
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I'm really tired, and I think
all the guys hate me.
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They're just giving you
the business, Bobby.
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In football, we used
to make the new kids
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breathe through
Bill's sock.
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I was happy
to contribute.
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And, oh, yeah,
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Boomhauer used
to do this hilarious bit
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where he told me my mother died.
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{( laughing )
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Took the sting out of it
when she actually did.
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So the guys don't
really hate me?
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That's right.
Just hang in there,
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keep listening to your
coach, and do your best.
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You'll see.
It'll pay off.
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Okay.
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Is there any lesson
sports can't teach?
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If you want, I'll think
of you when I'm throwing.
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Wassanasong, you're throwing
next. Why aren't you warming up?
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Why get warm
when I'm already hot?
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{( laughs )
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You're a 30-foot shot-putter
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with a ten-foot
mindset.
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You're out. Hill!
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What?! Coach,
it was a joke!
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A funny joke!
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Grab the shot put.
You're throwing next.
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What? But you saw me throw!
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Landry, next thrower.
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It's easy, Hill.
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Visualize
the action,
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then actualize
the vision.
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Okay.
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Watch closely, Wassanasong.
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This isn't Hill's throw.
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It's your throw.
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All right, Hill!
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You blew it
for us, Chane.
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Maybe your girlfriend wants
to see me kick your ass.
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...99... and a hundred.
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Okay, girl.
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Dad, we won!
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And I competed!
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I actually shot the put.
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Or did I put the shot?
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Either way, I threw it.
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Well, what
did I tell you?
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You showed the coach
you had heart,
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and he gave you a chance.
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I must have had more heart
than Chane Wassanasong,
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'cause he sat on the bench.
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You competed while another
guy sat on the bench?
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There's a bottle
of sport drink
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in the garage
I've been saving.
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Let's open it.
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Hey, Chane, if
this were an egg,
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it'd take some kind
of crazy bird to lay it!
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I'm trying to hyper-focus, okay?
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You're eating sugar
right before the hundred?!
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Hill, sweats off!
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( Gunshot)
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(gasps)
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( Panting )
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The finish line
is inside of me.
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Now you've tasted
chocolate and failure.
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Which is more bitter?
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Um... I like chocolate
more than failure.
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So that means
I should eat more chocolate?
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I... I don't understand.
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Understand this, gentlemen.
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Anytime, anywhere, if I think
someone's dogging it,
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he'll be "Bobby Hilled."
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Winning is the carrot,
and Bobby is the stick.
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Whew!
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I had to stop.
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They were putting up hurdles
for the next race.
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Hill, you're going
to take this team
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to the District Finals.
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Boy, I sure wish
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I could have gone
to Bobby's meet today.
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Why do I always have
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to be Mr. Strickland's
character witness?
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00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,505
Well, I think
it's an honor.
262
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:52,907
Mom, Dad, we won!
263
00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:54,673
I need some ice.
264
00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:57,283
My hand's sore
from all the high-fiving.
265
00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:00,148
Great! Did the coach let
you throw the shot put again?
266
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,448
Nah. I was busy doing the 440.
267
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,148
You ran the 4407
268
00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:07,851
Coach said I'm a secret weapon
he can deploy anywhere.
269
00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:09,621
Oh, and guess what?
270
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,356
I've got a nickname.
271
00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:13,625
The guys call me "The Stick."
272
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,792
Sure. That's because
you stuck it out.
273
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,530
Yeah. I'm actually
starting to have fun.
274
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:19,968
That's right.
275
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,007
See, I don't punish you
to make you miserable.
276
00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:23,506
I punish you to make you happy.
277
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:24,940
I'm gettin' it!
278
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,045
PEGGY:
Jump long, long jumpers!
279
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,446
Get some altitude,
280
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:32,848
pole-vaulters!
281
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,655
Boy, this sport
282
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,655
does not lend itself
to good cheers.
283
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,191
Hank, we have a situation.
284
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,525
HANK:
Bobby's doing the high hurdles?!
285
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,028
Sometimes it
takes him two tries
286
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:47,189
just to get on the
couch. ( gunshot)
287
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,005
Oh, I can't watch.
288
00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:00,574
Oh, the humanity.
289
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,745
I wasn't brought up to
second-guess a coach,
290
00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:08,718
but this makes
no sense at all.
291
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,846
I'm gonna find out
what's going on.
292
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,356
You think Bobby's bad?
293
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,392
Imagine
if we had a child.
294
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,996
{( laughing )
295
00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:21,260
{( laughing )
296
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,891
I'd love him anyway.
297
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,394
You're halfway
home, Hill!
298
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,439
Still think
curfew is "bogus"?
299
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:29,598
Excuse me,
Coach Palmer?
300
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,232
Don't worry, Mr. Hill.
301
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,004
I've got Bobby working
on falling on his hands.
302
00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,910
You know,
I'm not one of those dads
303
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,415
who gets mad if the coach
doesn't play my son.
304
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,611
Matter of fact, Bobby shouldn't
be anywhere near a hurdle.
305
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,243
He's embarrassing himself.
306
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:45,016
No, he's embarrassing
the guy he's replacing.
307
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:48,754
You're using Bobby
to shame the good athletes?
308
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:51,125
Since I started using Bobby
as the Stick,
309
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,732
the team's been on fire.
310
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:53,924
We haven't lost a meet.
311
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,365
Huh. Well, that sounds good,
312
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:59,461
but it's making me
feel kind of sick.
313
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,130
All'I know is,
Bobby's teammates
314
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,764
are setting
personal bests,
315
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:05,071
and we're headed for
the District Finals.
316
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,907
Excuse me. I just
saw my pole vaulter
317
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,538
light a cigarette.
318
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,446
Hill, forget the
hurdles! Pole vault!
319
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,642
I'm on it.
320
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,546
How was that?
321
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:19,935
I
I
322
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:21,085
I
I
323
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:24,924
Well, I guess it's
nice that the coach
324
00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,055
calls Bobby his
"go-to guy," but...
325
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,100
feels like one of
those fairy tales
326
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,000
where the genie
gives you a wish,
327
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,435
but you ask for it
in slightly the wrong way
328
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,406
and you end up with a solid
gold head or something.
329
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,637
The correct strategy
with genies
330
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,678
is to wish for more wishes.
331
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:41,871
It just seems wrong.
332
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,574
Nothing's expected of him.
333
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,208
Bobby never did pole vault.
334
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,082
He just limbo'd under the bar.
335
00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:48,415
( Sighs)
336
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,046
In a way, life was simpler
337
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:53,387
when Bobby was making collages
out of People magazine.
338
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:54,585
( TV playing )
339
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,356
Hey, Dad.
I'm carbo-loading.
340
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,487
Yeah, uh...
341
00:14:58,631 --> 00:14:59,792
Here's the thing.
342
00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,229
Bobby, do you understand
343
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,166
why the coach
is playing you so much?
344
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:04,497
'Course I do, Dad.
345
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,470
My input delta
yields, you know, a tangent
346
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,065
to a winning hypotenuse
or something.
347
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:11,940
Well, it's mostly
348
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:14,342
because you're
really bad.
349
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,107
The other guys try harder
350
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:19,446
so they aren't humiliated
by being replaced by you.
351
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,987
I knew I was contributing.
352
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:24,590
I just wasn't sure how.
353
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,021
I'm a motivator!
354
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,423
I'm like a big Rally Monkey.
355
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,862
Bobby, you don't motivate
anyone by being lousy.
356
00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:34,160
You motivate 'em by giving
a heartbreaking speech
357
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,361
or dying or something.
358
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,698
You know, I'm thinking
you should quit this team.
359
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:41,170
Quit the team I brought
to the finals?
360
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:42,797
No way!
361
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,901
Oh, by the way, tomorrow
night's the letter ceremony.
362
00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:47,979
I need $90 for the jacket.
363
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,411
$907!
364
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:52,018
I went for the
leather sleeves.
365
00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,248
COACH:
Jeff Clifford...
366
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:59,714
Hank, I bet this reminds you
of when you got your letter.
367
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:02,385
Oh sure. Only I led
the league in rushing
368
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,895
and sacrificed all the
cartilage in my knees.
369
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,432
Other than
that, deja vu.
370
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,194
Gary Anderson.
371
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,033
Dad, I know what
I want to do with my life--
372
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:14,003
Be a professional
motivator.
373
00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:16,074
I just need
to find a field
374
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,904
in which I have
no potential.
375
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,876
Hmm...
376
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:21,639
I'd make a terrible dam builder.
377
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,216
Why don't you just try
to be good at something?
378
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,617
Don't try to motivate
a motivator, Dad.
379
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:30,085
And the man who brought us
to the District Finals...
380
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,315
Bobby Hill!
381
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,093
Excuse me.
382
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,528
( Chanting ):
Stick! Stick! Stick!
383
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:09,059
What do you
think, Coach?
384
00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:11,289
Any sprinters acting
lackadaisical?
385
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,228
High jumpers
showing enough grit?
386
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,232
Everyone's brought
their "A" game, Bobby,
387
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:16,460
because of you.
388
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:20,095
The Stick| be taking
a nap if you need him.
389
00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:22,401
Well, the meet's
almost over.
390
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,567
I wonder if Bobby's
gonna humiliate
391
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,167
anyone...
besides himself.
392
00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:28,110
There's Bobby.
Look, right there.
393
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,549
Oh...
394
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,914
He's curled up in his
little letter man's jacket.
395
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,487
He's sleeping?
396
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,714
Damn it, that does it.
397
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:38,915
Wake up, Bobby.
398
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,493
We're going home.
399
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,594
( Yawns)
400
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,322
But the team needs me.
401
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,431
Is there a
problem, Mr. Hill?
402
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:47,829
Yeah, there is.
403
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,561
A real coach brings out
the best in his players.
404
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:54,607
A jackass puts his worst guy
on display like it's a sideshow.
405
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:57,642
In the future, when every team
has a designated "Bobby Hill,"
406
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,370
and I'm in the Track
Hall of Fame,
407
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,139
maybe you'll feel differently.
408
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,147
There's a Track Hall of Fame?
409
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,080
The relay is about to start.
410
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:07,152
We take this,
we win the meet.
411
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:08,344
Coach--
412
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,581
I hyper-extended
and I can't run the relay.
413
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:11,589
You what?!
414
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:12,487
I stretched too hard.
415
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,185
I saw you talking to the Stick
416
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,523
and I got scared I was
gonna get Bobby Hilled.
417
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:17,686
Landry!
418
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,924
I need a runner
or you're disqualified.
419
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,830
Murphy's still long-jumping.
420
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,629
I-I-I don't see Chane...
421
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,033
Landry!
422
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:26,536
I-I-I don't,
I don't have anyone left.
423
00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:28,504
|- never envisioned
a no-sub scenario.
424
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:29,699
You don't have to.
425
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,367
You've got Bobby.
You can put him in.
426
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:32,341
What?
What?
427
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,475
This isn't a Stick situation.
428
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,983
Failing would
actually hurt us here.
429
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:41,850
Okay. Okay, I can do this.
430
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:45,390
Hill, any good
paradigm can be inverted.
431
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:47,492
Imagine another you--
we'll call that
432
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:49,322
"Bobby Hill
sub-negative one..."
433
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:51,556
Forget about that
nonsense, Bobby.
434
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:53,495
You just have to
do two things:
435
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,397
Move this leg,
then move that one
436
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,400
and don't quit until
the race is over.
437
00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:58,731
You can do it, Bobby.
438
00:18:58,871 --> 00:18:59,804
You can fry.
439
00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:25,262
ANNOUNCER:
It's Tom Landry in the lead!
440
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:40,272
One foot... in front
of the other.
441
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,746
( Thudding steps )
442
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,449
I wish Bobby wasn't
such a butterfingers.
443
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:57,187
Bobby! Pretend the
baton is the remote!
444
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,601
Ho, yeah!
445
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,067
ANNOUNCER:
With one leg to go,
446
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,799
it's Tom Landry's to lose!
447
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,567
Maybe not.
448
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,249
Keep going, Bobby!
Don't lay down with them!
449
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:28,723
( Panting hard )
450
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,589
ANNOUNCER: The Landry
runner is the only one still on his feet!
451
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,177
TEAMMATE:
Bobby! All right, Bobby!
452
00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:49,839
Yeah, you're the Stick!
All right! Yeah!
453
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:50,915
You did it!
454
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,780
That's how you
motivate a team.
455
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:57,849
Well, Bobby, you
lost a huge lead
456
00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,789
and it took a bunch of guys
falling down, but you did it.
457
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,952
I think I'm gonna throw up.
458
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,156
Go ahead, son.
You've earned it.
459
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,627
I'm serious, guys.
460
00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,863
You don't want
to be under me.
461
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,222
I
I
462
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:28,246
I
I
463
00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:53,807
DALE:
Oh, the humanity.
464
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,280
I
I
465
00:21:57,330 --> 00:22:01,880
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