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Buon giorno,
what can I get you?
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Well, what do you recommend to
a couple of real big spenders?
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My boyfriend likes
the surf n' turf.
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Medium cheese pizza,
two waters. Tap.
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Thanks for
inviting me out, sir.
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Yeah, yeah, well, this
ain't a social call, son.
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You know the Strickland
Propane Family Fun Day?
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The Strickland Propane
Family Fun Day?!
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We haven't done that
in five years.
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Well, glad you liked it
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'cause this party is
what I'm giving everyone
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instead of health insurance
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so we can't mess it up.
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That's why I'm putting
you in charge.
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I will treat this picnic
with all the gravity
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and seriousness it requires.
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( Microphone feedback )
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( Tapping on microphone)
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Good evening and buon giorno.
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The live entertainment portion
of our evening
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is about to begin,
so would you please
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give a warm welcome
to John Redcorn
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and Big Mountain Fudge cake.
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John Redcorn?
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( Strums electric guitar)
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( Microphone feedback )
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Maria's Pasta and Pizza,
are you ready to rock?!
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There's a hole in my pocket
where my money should go
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( loud '70s rock plays )
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There's a hole in my heart
where you used to go
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There's a hole
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And a hole
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And a hole...!
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Big ol' hole
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( rock guitar solo plays)
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(yells):
Let's get the hell out of here!
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( loud music continues )
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So, sir?
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What specifically did you
have in mind for this picnic?
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Uh-uh! I delegated.
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You're the lead monkey on
the back of this ostrich.
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So go make me a picnic!
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Hank.
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Oh, uh, hey, John Redcorn.
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You finished already?
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We are finished forever.
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Got fired from
playing for free.
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It don't get any
lower than that.
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That dang manager never got
what Fudge cake is all about.
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No one ever does.
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We're either
ahead of our times
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or possibly way behind,
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stuck in some
more classical time.
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But either way,
us and our times
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aren't seeing eye to eye.
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Yeah, well, uh, I'm sure you
and your times will work it out.
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I couldn't help overhearing
you have a big event coming up.
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Yeah...
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And we sure could use
a break, Hank.
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Well, uh...
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Don't you like to rock?
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Wow, you're sure giving me
a lot to think about here,
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uh, but I got the family
waiting at home.
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I'll get to work on him.
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Dang it!
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That is the third piece
of toast you've broken.
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And you're always
so careful with your toast.
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What's wrong?
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( Sighs ).
Strickland Family Fun Day.
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Do you think
if I got good enough meats
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it would count as entertainment?
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You got to have
live entertainment, Dad!
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Music, magic...
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Some people even do both.
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Entertainment is the only thing
that distracts people
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from realizing how much
they don't like each other.
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So what am I gonna be
listening to while I eat this?
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I don't know.
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Finding a band for under
a hundred dollars
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is harder than you think.
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Hey, Hank!
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The picnic's
going great, sir.
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Good, good, 'cause I just got
back from Strickland West
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and they've had a tough year
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in terms of general
disgruntlement.
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Really need this
picnic to be fun.
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You see what kind of pressure
I'm under?
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You're like one of them
astronauts, honey.
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Hank?
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Uh...
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hey, John Redcorn.
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Did you find a band
for your picnic?
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No, he didn't.
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And the poor bastard's
all twisted up over it.
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In the animal kingdom,
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many animals work
together in symbiosis.
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The oxpecker bird will eat the
ticks and parasites off a zebra.
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You and I can be
zebra and oxpecker, too.
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But why don't I let our
demo tape do the talking?
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( Rock guitar plays)
I am the reaper
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The collector of souls
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I am the taker
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And the smasher of bowls
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Mothers cry
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Children die
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Alone...
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( music stops )
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( Sighs ). Okay, I'm
sorry, John Redcorn.
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I'm not hiring you.
No way.
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...I see...
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You know, you start doing
massage to pay the bills
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and you tell yourself,
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"Just a few more years
of this, Johnny."
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And one day you look
up and you're 40.
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You're 40, Hank!
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Okay, there, John Redcorn,
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you, uh, you make
some good points.
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( Door closes )
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Look, maybe you should stop
waiting for other people
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to make things
happen for you.
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What does that mean?
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Uh, well... maybe
what you need to do
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is to, uh,
bet on yourself.
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A lot of really successful
people did that.
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Bet on myself?
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Sure-- it's your dream,
you make it happen.
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Bet on yourself.
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Wow, Hank.
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You are very wise.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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( Air hissing )
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Dang it, Joe Jack,
that helium is for the picnic.
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( Squeaky ):
Sorry, honey.
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HANK: The guy asked me
if I wanted honey mustard
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and I almost took
a swing at him.
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Long story short, I got
a good deal on classic yellow.
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The pony guy said what?
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What the hell is pony season?
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What in the...?
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Joe Jack, I'm gonna have
to call you back.
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Hey, John Redcorn,
what's going on?
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Doing a little
improvement on your land?
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I'm doing an improvement
on my life.
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On all of our lives.
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You said it.
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Isn't it exciting?
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I'm following
your advice, Hank.
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No more relying
on other people
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to wake up and "get' us.
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Now, I'm gonna have
a permanent place
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to play with my band.
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I'm betting on myself
and opening a casino.
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But that's crazy.
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No, it's brilliant.
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Now we have a permanent
venue for Fudge cake to play.
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Like Wayne Newton
and the Stardust.
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You're a genius,
Uncle Hank.
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There's a hole in my pocket
where my money should go
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There's a hole
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And a hole...!
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Wheedle-leedle-leedle...
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( imitating guitar)
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Oh, God.
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So John Redcorn is
opening a casino.
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I always wanted to see
a white tiger before I died.
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I feel like
it's my fault.
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I'm the one who told him
to bet on himself.
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If I wasn't so dang busy
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finding entertainment
for this picnic,
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maybe I could've done
something to stop him.
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Relax, Hank.
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You know what loosens
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the caboose of any party?
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Big Mountain Fudge cake!
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Want me to see if
they're available? No.
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They've got a super boffo
Bachman-Turner Overdrive
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meets Deep Purple
versus ELO kind of sound.
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What are you, their manager?
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Yes!
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Can you believe
the slot was open?
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I guess you
were wrong, Hank.
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Dreams do come true.
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( Playing hard rock )
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(clapping )
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Evening, gentlemen.
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Where can I find John Redcorn?
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Oh, he's the visionary
right over there,
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the one dripping with sex
appeal and turquoise jewelry.
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Hello, brother Indian.
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I am Henry Man killer with
the Tribal Gaming Corporation.
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You got my e-mail!
Cool website.
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Yes, and I hope you are
enjoying your subscription
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to Gaming Nation.
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Exactly what kind
of Indian are you?
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I am I/64th Creek
on my mother's side.
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So about your casino.
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Actually, it's just temporary.
To get our band going.
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Let's show him.
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( Feedback )
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Gotta get money
for the things I wanna buy
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Gotta get money so in the
plane they'll let me fly
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Gotta get money
or else I'm gonna die...
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This is where
the drum solo usually goes.
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With a sound like that,
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you're not going to need
gaming for long.
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I completely get that.
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But we can accelerate
the process.
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We are, after all, in
the dream building business.
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We got a dream
that needs building.
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You see... we are one-stop
shopping for everything casino.
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We can save you
the hassles of dealing
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with the white man's loan
officers by financing everything
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through our tribal
development division.
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That means your band
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is making gold records
that much faster.
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This pen has been used
by many of our people
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to apply for financing.
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Do I look like I know
what a JPEG is?
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I just want a picture
of a god-dang hot dog!
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Dad, the news is not good.
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Swing band... no.
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'50s tribute band... no.
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Even the polka band... no.
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Well, there was this one guy.
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I think he felt sorry
for us.
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His name is Bloomers.
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He does "imagitainment."
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Well, I have a band.
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Call Bloomers.
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Let's open with "I Need Money."
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We can transition
to "Gotta Get Money"
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and do a whole money medley.
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I love that song!
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Gotta get money for the stuff
I wanna buy!
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We are going to do
some serious rocking.
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And then people are
going to hear us and love us
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and we're gonna be huge.
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This is so exciting!
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, I bought
a whole bunch
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of make-ups for
y'all to wear.
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( Groans )
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Uh, Luanne?
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Can I speak
to you, outside?
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Listen, Yoko.
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I'm the manager
of this act
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and I'm sick of you trying
to split them apart.
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What's a Yoko?
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Okay, Missy, that's it.
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If you ever come within
100 feet of Fudge cake again,
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I will spend the rest
of my life
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making you miserable.
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I'm gonna... my
purse is inside...
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Get!
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Is this fun?
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I suggest you book
Fudge cake now,
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because after
the casino opens,
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they might be
too big for you.
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They're gonna be helping kings
and dignitaries
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get their groove on.
260
00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:57,650
They're not right for us, Dale.
261
00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,117
There are going to be
little kids at this picnic.
262
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,415
And we already hired someone.
263
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,749
Bloomers.
264
00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:05,187
Fine, but can I at
least count on you all
265
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,157
to be there tonight
for the Fudge cake
266
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,728
when they open the casino?
267
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:11,661
Well, I do have to be there
to keep an eye on Buck.
268
00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,664
He wants to "parlay"
the picnic money
269
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,268
on the gaming tables.
270
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,234
Don't be surprised if Buck
forgets all about that
271
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:21,535
because the power of rockin'
does things to a man.
272
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,108
It's true.
273
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,474
I made a lot of my life
decisions at a Foghat concert.
274
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,944
I stand by them.
275
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,618
This night is
full of magic.
276
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,459
Which one of these tables
looks lucky to you, ol top?
277
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,225
Well, I'm not sure,
278
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:48,994
but why don't I hold on
to the picnic funds
279
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:50,967
so you have more room
for your winnings?>?
280
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,230
Ooh, what about that one?
281
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:53,635
What about...?
282
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:54,901
Hold on, I gotta rub
that waiter's head for luck.
283
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,236
Hank, thank you.
284
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,606
None of this would
have been possible
285
00:12:58,711 --> 00:12:59,974
without your advice.
286
00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:01,944
Yeah, that's okay.
287
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,243
I don't really want to take
credit for any of this,
288
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,944
but, uh...
you're welcome, I guess.
289
00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,223
Hugged by an Indian!
290
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,987
We're winning big tonight!
291
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,897
Everybody, put your hands
together
292
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:23,367
for Big... Mountain...
Fudge cake!
293
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:26,736
( Polite applause )
294
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:28,136
Thank you, Arlen!
295
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,242
And now, here's a
song about a band...
296
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,971
A band that no one gave much
of a chance to,
297
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,308
until one day that band
showed everyone
298
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:36,507
that they could rock!
299
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:37,708
A one
300
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:38,875
and a two and a...
301
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,316
MAN:
Freeze. Police.
302
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,990
( Electric guitar grow silent)
303
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,859
Okay, everyone, let's have
a nice orderly egress.
304
00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:52,262
Is this some kind of joke?
305
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:53,695
We're shutting you down, sir.
306
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,665
This is an illegal
gaming establishment.
307
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,236
But we're on Indian land.
308
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,328
Look at me.
Look at all the headdresses.
309
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,304
Yes, sir, and that
land is in Texas
310
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,102
where there is
no Indian gaming.
311
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:04,732
No Indian gaming?
312
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,072
Didn't you wonder why
313
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,238
there weren't any other
Indian casinos in Texas?
314
00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:10,348
I thought it would work
to our advantage.
315
00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:16,588
They're wheeling away
our shot at glory,
316
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:19,852
just like they're wheeling
away them shiny machines.
317
00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:22,984
Fudgecake's in
a bad, bad way.
318
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,332
But this is my land.
319
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,873
My one chance
to be heard.
320
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:36,874
I've already spent
321
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,068
all the money
I borrowed.
322
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:39,474
How can this be
happening?
323
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,877
Texas tribes traded their
federal gaming rights
324
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,412
for state recognition
of their tribes.
325
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,017
Now, you can let the
folks play for trinkets
326
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,983
and combs and whatnot,
but not for money.
327
00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:49,552
But that's incredibly lame.
328
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,622
Well, yes... but legal.
329
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,264
Hot damn.
330
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,493
That's blackjack!
331
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:03,693
Congratulations, sir.
332
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:04,962
Very lucky.
333
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,937
Blackjack pays...
a stuffed lion.
334
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:10,600
How am I gonna
stick this in a G-string?
335
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,678
Where's everyone going?
336
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,146
They're gonna
miss our show!
337
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:17,113
This is a sad, sad day.
338
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,583
The white man
never stops putting you down.
339
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:20,515
"The white man"?
340
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,883
How could you not know
341
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:23,513
there was no
gaming in Texas?
342
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:26,149
Look, the dream business is
not extremely detail-orientated.
343
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,954
Anyway,
344
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:30,392
just stopped by to give
you a friendly reminder.
345
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,396
You still owe us $23,000.
346
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:33,431
I could sue you.
347
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:34,625
Possibly, but
you'd spend years
348
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:35,895
in the white man's courts
349
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:37,469
fighting
the white man's lawyers--
350
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,196
Which we have a lot of.
351
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,330
Instead, I have a solution
that's good for all of us.
352
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,533
Permit to allow
toxic dumping?
353
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,576
Unless you have another way
to come up with the money.
354
00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:48,508
Oh, and, uh, keep in mind
355
00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:50,614
your topsoil
will become very flammable.
356
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,485
Not only have I
failed as a musician,
357
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,682
I'm going to have
to destroy my own land.
358
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:58,916
My people's land.
359
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,323
Come on, guys.
360
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,361
Did we give up
when I left the "E"
361
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,624
off of all
of our merchandise? No.
362
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:08,029
And we wore
those "Fudgecak" T-shirts
363
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,568
with pride.
364
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,637
Now, you guys keep
focusing on being stars,
365
00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:14,729
and I'll focus
on a way to fix this.
366
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:17,936
You look like I feel
367
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:20,341
whenever I run
over one of my dogs.
368
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,983
Everybody seems pretty happy.
369
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,254
Bloomers has good buzz.
370
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:36,862
Yep. We sure
pulled it off.
371
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,294
No, Hank-- we a/f did.
372
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:42,025
Oh. I mean-- we did!
373
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:47,062
Psst. Bloomers.
374
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:49,874
Get in the car!
375
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:51,205
Why? I just got here.
376
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,903
Hey, I'm driving you to
the green room, ese.
377
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,673
I got all kinds of
cheeses back there.
378
00:16:58,718 --> 00:16:59,708
Gribble?
379
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:00,718
Got him.
380
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,481
Good. Make him disappear.
381
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:03,885
You want me to kill him?
382
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,116
What?! No!
383
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,555
Although...
384
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,650
No, just drive him around,
385
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,990
but I'm happy
you're being pro-active.
386
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:13,691
There are no bad ideas.
387
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,097
I wanna go! I'm bored.
388
00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:17,634
You said this
would be fun!
389
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,297
I thought there was
gonna be Bloomers.
390
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,032
Make Bloomers
be here.
391
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:24,109
Where the heck
is Bloomers?
392
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:25,574
Dad, things
are not good.
393
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,770
I've been circulating
among the kids
394
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,279
as "Roberto Hillenbrand,"
395
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,474
and they're bored.
396
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,278
If Bloomers doesn't show up,
397
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,149
there's talk
of a possible egging.
398
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,813
Hank, what the
heck is going on?
399
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,947
I just got a backful
of raw hamburger.
400
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,753
I don't know
what happened, sir..
401
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,056
Now they're tipping
over port-a-johns.
402
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:44,253
If you got a plan "B,"
403
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,058
you better put it
into action pronto.
404
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:49,898
Mr. Strickland
makes a good point.
405
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:52,471
All hell does appear
to be breaking loose.
406
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,131
At least if you
book Fudge cake,
407
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:55,638
you tried something.
408
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,140
BOY:
Ooh, let's tip this one over.
409
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,472
MAN:
Occupied, honey.
410
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,308
( Crashing )
411
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,505
Dale, get me Fudge cake.
412
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:07,686
We got a gig.
We got a gig!
413
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:08,754
Aw, wow.
414
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,618
The Strickland
Family Days Picnic.
415
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,019
Family Days?
416
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:13,751
That ain't
rock and roll.
417
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:16,351
What does it matter?
An audience is an audience.
418
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:19,021
Fudge cake don't
play family picnics.
419
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,496
It'd send the
wrong message.
420
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,896
I ain't going.
421
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,502
And I double
ain't going.
422
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:24,831
Are you crazy?
423
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,338
This is a paying gig...
with hundreds of people!
424
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:30,669
Yeah, well, the 'cake
don't sell out.
425
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,916
REDCORN:
Hank.
426
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:41,282
What in the heck
is going on?
427
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:42,718
Where's the rest
of the band?
428
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,881
I thought I owed it to you
to tell you in person--
429
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,254
We broke up.
430
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:47,621
Fudge cake is dead.
431
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,023
( Sighs)
432
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:51,027
Well, I guess I'll go
break it to the crowd
433
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:53,097
that we don't have
any entertainment.
434
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:55,826
They'll probably yell
and throw stuff at me.
435
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,097
Then Buck will yell
and throw stuff at me
436
00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:00,069
and fire me.
437
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,607
( Sighs ). Well, maybe
that'll be entertaining for folks.
438
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,233
Hold on a second, Hank.
439
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:07,142
John Redcorn, you're the heart
and soul of the 'cake, man!
440
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:08,940
You can play this gig yourself!
441
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,879
Alone? Me?
442
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,350
Besides, kids aren't going
to want to listen to me.
443
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,715
The BMF sound is universal.
444
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,186
You can adapt.
445
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,520
Hmm... I guess there is
that song about killing myself.
446
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:23,118
I could rewrite it
so it's about personal hygiene.
447
00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:25,254
Love it. Now, go!
448
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:33,064
Hello, and welcome to
the Strickland Family Fun Day.
449
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,606
I am John Redcorn.
450
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,505
Here's a song I wrote
after government agents
451
00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:38,076
shut down my gambling
establishment
452
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,906
and I wanted to die.
453
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,973
Wake up, just want to...
454
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,176
Wash myself
455
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,413
Clean my wrists
456
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,956
Scrub my brains out
457
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:55,517
Hey, ya, hey, ya, hey-ya-hey
458
00:19:55,628 --> 00:20:00,828
Hey-ya-hey, hey-ya-hey
459
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:04,699
They'll miss me when I do...
460
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:08,102
So, you and your son
having a good time?
461
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,266
Hey, ya, hey, ya, hey
462
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:17,040
Hey-ya-hey, hey-ya-hey...
463
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:20,779
There's a hole in the jar
where the cookies should go
464
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:28,356
There's a hole in the tank
where the fishies should go...
465
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,628
There's a hole,
and a hole, and a hole...
466
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,566
Yeah, when I first
found Redcorn,
467
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,603
he was in some
go-nowhere,
468
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:42,732
White snake-meets- White-Lion-meets-Great-
White rip-off group,
469
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:46,869
but I recreated him as the
Native American Raffi.
470
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,847
Hey, ya, hey, hey-hey, ya...
471
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:54,953
REDCORN/KIDS: There's a
hole, and a hole, and a hole
472
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:59,855
There's a hole,
and a hole, and a hole.
473
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,358
( Metal guitars playing )
474
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:07,558
I'll tell you, Elvin,
this is rock and roll.
475
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:10,067
Hell, yeah!
476
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:52,537
(Singing)
477
00:21:57,483 --> 00:22:00,483
I
I
478
00:22:00,533 --> 00:22:05,083
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