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Yep.
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Yup.
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What the...?!
Hey, man, don't...
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Don't sting me!
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Dale, what the heck
are you doing with bees?
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Some guy hired me to
clear them out of his attic.
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I was gonna Kill 'em,
but how could |7
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Just look at'em.
Aren't they adorable?
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I guess they are
kind of cute.
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And they're entrepreneurs.
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These babies make honey.
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And honey is money,
my friend.
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What do you know
about beekeeping?
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I know how to keep them
from crawling up my nose.
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The Clones are coming,
Master Joseph.
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We must reach
Jedi Council.
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Oh, no, the landing bay
door is closing!
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I'll, uh, use the Force
to roll under the door.
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( Panting, grunting )
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(crash)
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Easy now, fellas.
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Nothing.
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( Sighs)
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Dang it, Bobby.
You bent the track.
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You fix bent stuff
all the time, though, right?
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I can't fix this,
I have to get a new one.
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Which means I'll have to file
an insurance claim.
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Really?
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So any time you break something,
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insurance gets you a new one?
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Hey, if you back the car
into my bike,
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we can geta new car
and a new bike.
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No, Bobby, it doesn't
work that way.
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Insurance
is a safety net
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woven from the trust
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between the policy holder
and the guarantor.
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Insurance only covers accidents.
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Accident.
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Got ya.
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( Clicks tongue )
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On our way to
the outlets tomorrow,
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I was thinking, Luanne and
I could stop for lunch
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at the Shoney's
off Exit-25.
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( Sighs heavily )
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What, you don't
like that one?
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No, it's a good Shoney's.
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I'm just so frustrated
with Bobby.
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He thinks insurance
is some magic fairy
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who just waves her wand
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and makes teenage
jack-assery disappear.
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Her wand?
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Huh, I always think
of insurance as a boy.
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Welcome to the Gribble
Honey Bucket.
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You are about to witness
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how Mother Nature
turns a profit.
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Gentlemen,
don your helmets.
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I'm on my way.
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I've struck gold.
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Yummy, sticky gold.
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Okay, Dad, the ladies
are finally out of our hair.
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What's first, a matinee
or putt-putt golf?
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I thought we'd have a talk
about responsibility.
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( Deflated ).
Oh.
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Now, since you were
horsing around
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and broke the garage door,
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you're going to have
to take care of it.
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Wait, you said insurance
was taking care of it.
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The claim settlement
won't just come down the chimney
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like Santa Claus.
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Someone has to make the calls
and file the papers.
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That's me, right?
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I want you to know
our policy inside and out
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before you call Mitch Watson
down at the insurance agency.
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Don't waste his time,
he'll hang up on you.
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How much are you gonna charge
for your honey, Dale?
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These people pay
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five dollars for a carton
of filthy mushrooms,
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so what do you think,
$1007 $1507
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So where do you want me?
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Gone.
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The ladies with their trendy
scarves and fancy coffees
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won't come near this place
with you hanging around.
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You're absolutely right.
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Come and get your freshly
secreted honey!
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Don't be put off by
Irwin Allen's The Swarm
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or the tedious Peter Fonda film
{tee's Gold.
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Look, Alison, bees.
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I heard Jenna Elf man on
Access Hollywood talking about
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how you can cure anything
with the venom from bee stings.
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Bee stings?
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Yeah, bee stings?
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My nutritionist says
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it stimulates your body's
natural healing response.
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A friend of mine used it
during childbirth
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instead of an epidural.
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How many stings
do I get for $1507
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Uh, mm, um, well,
the going rate is, uh... 127
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That's a really
good deal.
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Mm-hmm, it really is.
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Oh, okay.
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Okay, so, do you want
to get up on the table?
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Or would you rather
have me shake it up
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and dump some out on you?
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I'm still hungry.
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You wanna do another lap?
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Interest you fellas
in a fried banana?
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You can fry a banana?
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But it's fruit.
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Here, just try one.
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Oh, this banana's
delicious.
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The monkeys
must never find out.
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HANK:
Okay, last question.
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Our policy is an HO-A Plus.
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What does it cover?
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All major perils
except sinkhole,
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nuclear accident and war.
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I think you're ready
for Mitch.
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I'll listen in.
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If Mitch asks, tell him
this call is being monitored
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for quality assurance.
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( Takes deep breath )
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{ Indian accent): Hello,
this is Plainsman Insurance.
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This call may be monitored
for quality assurance.
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Good afternoon.
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My name is Robert Hill,
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policy number G-75-658.
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May I please
speak to Mitch?
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Mitch is not here.
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Okay, then. Thanks.
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Uh, this is Hank Hill,
policy holder.
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When will Mitch be back?
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Uh, he is in the 'loo.
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Bathroom. Bathroom.
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And according to our records,
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your policy has been canceled
for non-payment.
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Canceled?
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Listen here, I have never
missed a payment.
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I'm coming down there right now
so I can straighten this out.
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Tell Mitch
I'm on my way.
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Plainsman's
customer service operations
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have been moved
to a central call center
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SO we may serve you
more efficiently.
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I'll be happy to help you.
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Just give me
your new address.
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And remember, we're all
being monitored here.
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Actually, Mr. Hill,
uh, we are in Bangalore, India.
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India? No wonder you guys
lost my payment.
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I demand to speak
to your supervisor.
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Please hold.
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Bobby, grab my checkbook.
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I'm gonna kick this guy's ass
over the phone.
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Hello, am I speaking
to the gentleman
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with the delinquent account?
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No, listen,
there's been a mistake.
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I sent you my payment on...
on, uh...
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Bwah!
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I'm sorry,
could you repeat that?
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I
I
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Dad, if we go to India
to straighten this out,
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can I ride an elephant?
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Just, just give me
a second.
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Bobby, sit down.
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All right,
here's where we're at.
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I made a big...
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big mistake.
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We've got no insurance.
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Okay.
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Bobby, don't you realize
how important this is?
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All our policies
have lapsed.
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Our house, everything
in it, our vehicles...
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Nothing is protected.
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The safety net's gone... gone.
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I hear the words
you're saying.
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And I believe you believe
it's important...
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Dang it, don't you get it?!
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We've...
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Okay, okay...
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Nothing good happens
when a homeowner panics.
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Now, we need a plan.
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I'll overnight a check
to Plainsman.
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That way, we'll be covered again
as of Monday morning.
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But we've still got to make it
through the next 36 hours.
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Hey, we could go to Six Flags
and get a two-day pass.
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Ooh, I think
they call it a Twicket.
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No. We have to stay home
and keep an eye on the house.
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Here's what we're going to do:
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I'll inspect and secure
the house's vital systems
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starting with the plumbing,
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while you test
all the smoke alarms.
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All right.
Just let me make some toast.
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No toast.
Not until I check
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the circuitry.
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Now, I'd better call
your mother
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and tell her to stay put.
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While I'm gone,
don't cook anything,
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flush anything
or turn anything on.
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Not insured?!
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That's terrible.
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No, you're right,
we can't risk it.
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Okay, we won't drive.
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Are you serious?
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I promise we won't drive.
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Well, Luanne, it turns out
we are uninsured,
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so your Uncle Hank
wants us to stay here
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until everything's
straightened out.
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But I don't want
to stay here.
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Oh, what if we just
drive home
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really, really, really,
really fast?
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That way we won't be
on the road as long.
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No, Luanne.
If something happened,
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we couldn't afford another car.
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So we'll just stay here
and make the best of it.
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We just have to be creative.
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From now on,
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( monster voice ).
let's talk like this!
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(giggles)
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It's true.
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Bee venom is the penicillin
of the 21st century.
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It cures everything
from toothaches to ADD.
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Isn't that right, young Joseph?
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Uh, my head hurt,
but now it doesn't.
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Step right up and tell me
what ails you.
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My neck's kind of stiff.
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Eight bee stings.
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You?
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I feel fine.
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Six bee stings.
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You?
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Plantar's wart.
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Ew! 13 bee stings.
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( Approving murmur )
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How come Mom's not allowed
to come home?
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Weren't you
listening, Bobby?
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This is serious.
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We've all got
to do our part
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to get through
this weekend.
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Have you checked the smoke
alarm in the hallway?
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No, but it's just a hallway.
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There's nothing there
to catch on fire.
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A hallway is the
expressway flames use
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to spread to the rest
of the house.
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Maybe that's just something
the guy at Mega-Lo-Mart
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told you so you'd buy
more smoke detectors?
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Dang it, Bobby, this isn't
about some sales pitch.
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Fire can burn down
a house like that,
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and our equity's gone.
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15 years of house payments
for nothing,
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because without insurance
we couldn't afford to rebuild.
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Oh?
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We'd have to set up a tent
on the ashes
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of what used to be this house.
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A tent?
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Where would I put
all my clothes in a tent?
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Oh, your clothes
would be gone, Bobby.
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You'd have to wear
the clothes
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that Reverend Stroup
collects
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for poor people
at the church.
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Tough skins?
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00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,988
Yep. And it's not
just fire,
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00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,393
it's tornadoes,
lightning,
261
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,124
golf ball-sized hail
262
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,667
that can destroy
everything we've got.
263
00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,360
Now, why don't you go
and check the strapping
264
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:11,960
on the water heater.
265
00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:15,041
Texas hasn't had a major
earthquake in 165 years.
266
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,200
We're due.
267
00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:21,471
It's so much better
frying at home.
268
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,104
I can eat fried bananas
269
00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:24,683
while looking
at Hank's house.
270
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,285
Really?
271
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,054
Fry a candy bar?
272
00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:38,424
That's crazy. Okay!
273
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,597
( Whimpers )
274
00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:44,231
Take it out! Take it out!
275
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,271
Ooh!
276
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,430
Hot. Hot.
277
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,564
So good. Burning!
278
00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:50,507
Oh! Chocolate... choc...
279
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,111
Mmm...
280
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:56,374
If we can fry a candy bar,
we can fry anything!
281
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:02,453
( Deep, gruff voice ). Isn't it
a beautiful night, Aunt Peggy?
282
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,421
Luanne, just stop it!
283
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,014
Well, I'm getting hungry,
284
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:08,389
and unless you want
to go hunt a squirrel,
285
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:10,656
I guess we are eating
at the vending machine.
286
00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,492
( Groans):
I only have 20s.
287
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:14,623
Do you have anything smaller?
288
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,101
I only have n-nothing.
289
00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:29,080
( Doorbell rings )
290
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,580
Yeah, I got this box of bees for
Dale Gribble, but no one's home.
291
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,281
Mind if I leave
it with you?
292
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:40,154
Dad? Situation
at the front door.
293
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,159
Coming!
294
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,195
Can I help you?
295
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:47,096
Yeah, your neighbor, he bought
these ten pounds of bees from me.
296
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:49,065
I was gonna leave it over there,
but ain't no one home,
297
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,227
so I was hoping I could
leave it over here.
298
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:52,805
Mind I leave it here?
299
00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:54,270
( Buzzing )
300
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,569
Y-You're gonna
have to go.
301
00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:58,371
This, too.
302
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,173
Okay, good job
calling me, Bobby,
303
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,578
but the next time,
don't even open the door.
304
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,616
It's our last
line of defense.
305
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,811
I know the mat says
"Welcome," but...
306
00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:09,217
Actually, I better
pick that up.
307
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:25,066
If everybody fried their food,
there would be no war.
308
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,204
Mm-hmm.
309
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,637
What shall we try next,
Boomhauer?
310
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:28,865
Tell you what, man,
talkin' 'bout
311
00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:30,373
dang ol' fried
fried chicken, man.
312
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,376
Fried chicken refried?
313
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:34,176
Damn.
314
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,106
So hot and good.
315
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,377
I wonder if more heat
would make it more good?
316
00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:41,986
Tell you what, man, talkin' 'bout,
dang 'ol mo' hotter, mo' better, man.
317
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,652
Whatcha doing?
Frying.
318
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,227
( Gasps, screams)
319
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,662
My favorite arm!
320
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,026
It looks pretty
bad, Dale.
321
00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,691
Do you need to go
to the doctor?
322
00:13:54,867 --> 00:14:00,431
One doctor? I'm gonna go
to about 2,000 buzzing ones.
323
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:06,305
( Stomach growling )
Stop it, stomach!
324
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,244
You're scaring me!
325
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,646
Aunt Peggy, did
you find change?
326
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:14,286
No. But it's been 18 hours,
and we need to eat.
327
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,285
Now, pick up the back end
of this branch.
328
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:17,650
We're going in.
329
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,757
Three, two, one.
330
00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:24,397
Soup's on...!
331
00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:26,922
( loud, long grunt)
332
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,894
( Exhausted sigh )
333
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,663
(yells)
334
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:39,705
BILL:
We buried the needle, Boomhauer!
335
00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:42,904
We're frying where no man
has fried before!
336
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,450
A cold beer is going
to taste so good
337
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,246
with this scalding hot fish.
338
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,445
Oops!
339
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,578
Oh!
340
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:55,654
Son...
341
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,168
( squeaky gasp )
342
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:08,241
(gasps):
I want insurance!
343
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,309
How's your shoulder?
344
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,241
I could use a Coke.
345
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,507
( Luane yells)
346
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,411
{ loud thud, pained gasp )
347
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,984
Root beer?
348
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:22,746
One more sting and my treatment
will be complete.
349
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,187
And...
350
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,816
cured.
351
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,486
Okay, Joseph, take that stick
and poke me
352
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,961
in my once-again robust arm.
353
00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:34,226
( Grunting )
354
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,030
See, I don't feel a thing.
355
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:38,633
Wait a minute.
356
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,034
I don't feel a thing!
357
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:42,107
Your venom did nothing!
358
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:43,800
You betrayed me!
359
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,503
Well, you may have destroyed
my arm,
360
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,637
but my legs are still feeble
yet functional!
361
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:51,116
Oh.
362
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,613
( Makes light saber sounds )
363
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:01,822
(gasps)
364
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:02,827
Bobby, open the door!
365
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,192
The bees are coming!
366
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,765
Dad! Situation!
367
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:08,459
Bobby, quick!
Help me!
368
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:09,831
Sorry, Mr. Gribble!
369
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,803
You're a potential
property hazard!
370
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,236
Come back Monday!
371
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,035
( Screams )
372
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,109
Open up!
373
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:19,075
( Screaming )
374
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,374
loud rock plays)
375
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:29,246
Bobby, why the heck's
the radio so loud?
376
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:32,016
Mr. Gribble ran over,
screaming for help!
377
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:33,750
( Dale screaming )
378
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:37,421
DALE: For the love of
God, Bobby, have mercy!
379
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:41,899
( Screaming )
380
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,229
Oh, God!
381
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,861
Bobby, why didn't you help him?!
382
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,870
Why didn't you call 911?!
383
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,565
I was securing the perimeter!
384
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,507
Yeah, I'd like to report
a man being chased
385
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:52,702
by a swarm of bees.
386
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,110
I see.
387
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,681
The emergency vehicles
are all tied up.
388
00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,251
Good. The last thing we need
389
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:02,286
are fire trucks and ambulances
racing over here.
390
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:04,048
They'd probably take
that corner too fast
391
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,691
and bam, right
in the living room.
392
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,486
( Dale screaming )
393
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:08,856
( Rock music plays)
394
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:09,791
( Music stops )
395
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:10,761
Come on. Dale's in trouble.
396
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,558
We need to go out there.
397
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,667
Out there?! With the bees
and the hail and the A-bombs?
398
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,269
Bobby, I think you're getting
a little carried away.
399
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:23,899
( Sighs)
400
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,375
And I guess I pushed you there.
401
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,038
I didn't mean
to scare you, son.
402
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,477
Sure, I wish
we had insurance.
403
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:32,050
Because there is a chance
something bad could happen
404
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,617
to the house
if we leave it.
405
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,687
But something bad
is definitely gonna happen
406
00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:36,879
to Dale if we don' t.
407
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:40,220
( Dale screaming,
metallic clunk )
408
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:41,452
If we go outside,
409
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:44,063
are you sure
everything will be okay?
410
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,722
There's nothing out there
we can't handle.
411
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,891
I promise.
412
00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:51,493
( Sighing )
413
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,765
Okay, Dad.
414
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:05,174
Good Lord.
415
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,813
( Sighing )
416
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,789
Where are you going,
Bobby?
417
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,223
This is not a big deal.
418
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,591
It's just a little fire.
419
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:19,063
And more bees
than I remembered.
420
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,897
Hey, Dale!
Run to your van!
421
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:31,800
There, no problem.
422
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,902
Now, Dale's arm
looked pretty bad,
423
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,980
so we should make
sure he's okay.
424
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:41,615
Fire!
425
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,382
Good eye, Bobby.
426
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:46,652
We can easily put that out
with some potting soil.
427
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:51,295
Heh, did you ever think
you'd see a fire in the alley?
428
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:53,922
Kind of funny when you think
about it, isn't it?
429
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:54,999
( Nervous chuckle )
430
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,297
Yeah, funny.
431
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:03,500
( Whimpering and grunting )
432
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,974
Dang ol', man!
433
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,311
( Bill screaming )
434
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:11,781
( Grunting )
435
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,477
( Screaming )
436
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,644
Mr. Dauterive's on fire!
437
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,222
That'll happen.
438
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,654
Roll, Bill, roll!
439
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:23,759
( Bobby gasps )
440
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,854
Just flaming potatoes,
Bobby.
441
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,830
Why don't we put
those out?
442
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:40,839
Joseph, I'm having
some sort of reaction.
443
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:44,507
But I'm only allergic
to shellfish and...
444
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,778
bees.
445
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,684
Joseph, I...
446
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,415
Huh. You never
were here, were you?
447
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,253
This could be bad.
448
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,292
Mouth is so dry.
449
00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,795
( Dale groaning )
450
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,833
( Groaning )
451
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,493
( Groaning )
452
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:06,697
Hank, I don't feel so good.
453
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,830
That's why we're gonna take you
to the hospital.
454
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,272
Come on. Let's go.
455
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,009
Boomhauer, Bill's flared up
again!
456
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:15,512
HANK:
Kick some dirt on him!
457
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,275
Dang 'ol, man,
I dang 'ol got it, man.
458
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:20,215
Stupid bees.
459
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:23,755
Look at that big purple one
trying to get in.
460
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:30,288
Okay, let's get you
to the hospital.
461
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:41,467
That wasn't so bad.
462
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:45,202
But I'll feel a lot better
when our coverage kicks in.
463
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,005
Yep, you're going to make a
great homeowner someday.
464
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,508
HANK: Hey, how'd
you like to help adjust
465
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:52,447
the deductible
on our umbrella policy?
466
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,643
BOBBY:
Would 1!
467
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,753
We'll call India
in the morning.
468
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,649
( Phone rings )
469
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,589
( Recorded message ): The
Hills are away from the phone.
470
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,761
Please leave a message and
we'll get back to you. (beep)
471
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:05,456
PEGGY:
Hank, it's me.
472
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,295
Please tell us we have insurance
so Luanne and I can come home.
473
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,835
! am so sick
of eating junk food.
474
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,303
Oh, oh good,
the police are here.
475
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:14,565
Uh-oh. Oh, no. No!
476
00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:16,437
No, officer,
477
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:19,512
the vending machine was on
its side when we found it!
478
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:54,209
The monkeys must never find out.
479
00:21:54,259 --> 00:21:58,809
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