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Captioning sponsored by
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and TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX
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Joseph, meeting girls is
about to get a whole lot easier.
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They've all got to go to
the bathroom sometime,
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and now they'll have
to go right by us.
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Tell me honestly,
is this hat cool?
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My dad says it's cool.
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Is it cool?
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So, what brings
you ladies here today, hmm?
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GIRL: We're not coming
out until you leave!
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TEACHER:
As most of you know,
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next quarter will be
the first time
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you get to take electives.
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Electives are classes
that you elect to take
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and you are not forced to take.
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I elect to take...
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( girls giggling )
nothing!
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Man, Alejandro
is so smooth.
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Hey, this might be
just what we need.
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Think about it.
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Why do guys like us
keep striking out
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with the ladies?
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Because I'm weird,
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and you're chubby
and kind of dumb?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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It's because we've had
the same girls
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in the same classes
since the first grade.
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Every girl here has heard
all my jokes
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and remembers
you pooting during
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the racial tolerance
assembly.
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What we need to do is find
a class with a lot of girls.
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Girls that don't
know us very well.
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Yeah. We could pretend
we're from the future...
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( chuckles ). and we need
to experiment on them.
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Wait, this is why girls
don't like me, right?
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BOBBY:
Hey, Dad,
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what elective should I take,
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Peer Counseling
or Hawaiian dance?
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Oh, who am I kidding?
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I humbly offer taro
to your village.
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Peggy, the boy.
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Bobby, honey, not now!
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What are we talking about?
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Okay, I'll take
peer counseling.
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"The peer
counseling program
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is a way for teens
to help teens or..."
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Heh, �tweens in the complicated
world they find themselves,
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through one-on-one dialogs
and active listening."
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Oh, God.
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It's all about
when kids have problems,
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they talk them out
with other kids.
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Bobby, no good
ever came from kids
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talking to other kids
about their problems.
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Sweet, Lord, they've
got auto shop,
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in middle school!
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Done deal.
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But I want to meet girls.
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I don't think there
are girls in auto shop.
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'You've got to think
long term, Bobby.
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Auto shop is where
boys become the men
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that girls will want
when they become women.
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It worked for me.
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The proof is
in the pudding,
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and I am that pudding.
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So Bobby is taking
auto shop.
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That is so great!Wingo!
Good for you, man.
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Yep, I'll buy him
an old junker car,
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then we can
restore it together.
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We'll stay up late
fixing her up,
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just me and my boy.
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Then one day
when we're all finished,
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Bobby'll get in that car
and he'll drive away,
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and then I can die a happy man.
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Yep.
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Mm, yep.
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Mm-hmm.
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That's actually
kind of sad, Hank.
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BOYS ( chanting ).
Auto shop! Auto shop!
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Are you sure this
is a good idea?
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No, but my dad says
it's one of those things
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that'll make sense later.
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I'm getting tired
of those things.
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Ribs!
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( Chuckling )
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CONNIE:
Hey, Bobby!
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What class is this?
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Chick class?
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It's Peer Counseling.
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I read a story
on the Internet
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that started just like this.
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It ended nicely.
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( Boys chuckling )
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( Grunting ).
Give me a minute.
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Give me a minute.
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My dad might be wrong
on this one.
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Isn't your dad gonna be mad?
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Oh, it's football season.
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I'm way off his radar.
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Hi. I'm April,
class advisor.
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It's going to be great
to have some boys on staff.
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In case any guys
ever decide
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to admit they have
feelings.
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I'm having all kinds
of feelings right now.
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Leave. Now.
The both of you.
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I am shocked
at your behavior!
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Can't you see
we are here to heal?
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( Stammering ).
Uh, uh, oh, man, gir... uh...
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Dang.
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It's false advertising.
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This car was supposed
to be a junker,
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but it's in moderate
to good condition.
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The problem is,
all our used cars
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now decorate Hard Rock Cafes.
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WOMAN:
Oh, you boys must be here
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about my car.
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Oh, uh,
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I'm looking for something
that needs a little more work.
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Sorry to, uh,
make you... stand.
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Oh, God, she's
still coming at us.
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Run!
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Okay, who could tell me
some major issues
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affecting kids your age?
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Depression!
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Drugs and alcohol!
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They took away
our vending machines!
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APRIL: That was off
the hook, you guys!
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Off the hook!
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Now, the most important rule
to remember is
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that you can't give any advice
to your patients, okay?
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Great. So if we're
all clear on that,
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let's try
an active listening exercise.
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Hi. My name is
Mary Seventh Grader,
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and I feel bad
about the body images
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presented by television
and magazines.
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Amazing!
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This face says I care.
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I'm listening.
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I can help you
without giving any advice.
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Now, here are your clients.
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Jenny Medina is on this list!
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I've always wanted
to go out with her.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, Bobby.
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Jenny Medina
is off-limits.
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So are all the other
student-slash-clients.
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Yeah, right.
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April, Connie here
is under the impression
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that we're not allowed
to date our clients.
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Is that true?
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It's absolutely true.
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But what if a client
really, really likes you
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and you really,
really like her,
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and you both agree
to be cool about it?
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These girls
are vulnerable,
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and you're in a
position of power.
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You don't want to take
advantage of that.
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Do you?
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Well...
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What about the other counselors?
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Can I date them?
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No clients, no counselors.
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Are we clear on that,
everybody?
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Nobody can date
anybody they meet here.
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Okay, now, group hug.
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Oh, Bobby,
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maybe you should
hug yourself.
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So, you can't date
any of them?
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No. ( groans )
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Maybe I could still get
into Hawaiian dance.
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Apparently their culture
appreciates people my size.
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It's closed out.
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You're gonna end up
in metal shop with me.
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Like this!
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It sucks.
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It's all full of dudes
and sharp things.
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( Groans )
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I guess I'll just
have to help people.
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( Groans )
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( Intercom buzzes )
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WOMAN:
Bobby, Jenny Medina is here.
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I'll send her back.
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Oh, my God, Jenny Medina!
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Aren't you supposed
to say something or something?
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I think you're supposed to
say something or something.
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( Takes deep breath )
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Okay, so I got invited to Debbie
Reid's slumber party, right?
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I mean, like, so what?
I fell asleep first, and then
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I woke up with my hand
in a bowl of hot water.
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Do you think
I should tell people
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that her father's an alcoholic?
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Oh, I'm sorry,
I can only, um, listen,
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and not tell you what to do.
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I think I'm gonna tell people
her father's an alcoholic.
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Wow, I feel kind of better.
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Can I make
another appointment?
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Really? With me?
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Yeah.
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Bobby Medina.
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Aren't you the kid they had
to cut out of the soccer net?
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Uh...
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I have to debate capital
punishment next period,
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but| totally don't care--
should I ditch?
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I can't tell you what to do.
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Only you can tell you
what to do.
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If I knew what to do,
I wouldn't be here!
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Now, tell me what to do!
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Uh, ditch!
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If you say so.
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Hey, Bobby!
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'You were so right.
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I was?
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I ditched-- and it
felt so good to ditch,
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I ditched the whole day.
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Hey, I might
ditch tomorrow.
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KIDS:
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Fight! Fight!
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Bobby, do something!
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Dooley, I don't think you
want to beat up Randy.
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I think you just want someone
to notice your new shoes.
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They are pretty nice.
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They're new.
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Don't you want
to let him go?'re new.
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Bobby, you saved
Randy's life.
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I did.
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These hands.
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This brain.
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I have the gift.
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BOOMHAUER:
Dang ol' axle's busted.
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Ol' engine's cracked too, man.
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Thatol' head gasket blown,
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and dang ol' just
a piece of junk, man.
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It doesn't even
have wheels.
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Is this even
a vehicle?
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We've found
Bobby's car.
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You should've seen
me with Dooley,
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taking charge,
setting him straight.
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You know, when I was just
doing the listening thing,
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I was pretty good,
but now that I'm giving advice,
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I'm changing lives.
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Bobby, you're not supposed
to give advice.
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Connie, you must
be so tired
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of having to follow
the rules all the time.
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But I know why you do it.
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'You want your father to love
you like the son he really wanted.
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But you can only
be who you are.
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Yeah, I know.
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I can't turn this off!
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Well, I can't
wait to see
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the look
on Bobby's face
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when he sees
this baby.
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Nobody touches it.
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Can I just replace
the sump gasket?
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It's right there,
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and I'm right here.
No.
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Man, just let me
dang ol' tighten
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that dang 'ol needle
bearing right there.
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No. Damn it, Hank.
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Can we at least
pick the flowers
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in the manifold? No.
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This is Bobby's car and he's
gonna be the one to fix it.
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00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:35,227
( Crazed mumbling )
261
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,524
Here's the thing:
262
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:40,761
Problems don't take
the weekend off
263
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,359
and neither should I.
264
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:45,064
So, if you wanted to
talk on Saturday night,
265
00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:48,938
say, at the movies, I'd be
happy to clear my schedule.
266
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,943
Do you mean like a date?
267
00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:54,880
Well, sometimes putting a
label on things is helpful.
268
00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:58,111
So, if you're more comfortable
with terms like "dating"
269
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:01,280
and "boyfriend"
or "making out,"
270
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,653
well, you're the patient.
271
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:10,485
Bobby, I've got a problem.
272
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:13,727
You know, I was just
thinking about the brain.
273
00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:15,291
Fascinating organ.
274
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,825
It's your biggest organ.
275
00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:18,030
Did you know that?
276
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,199
Um, I think it's your skin.
277
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,709
Well, maybe that's
one of your problems.
278
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:26,144
'You don't give your brain
the respect it deserves.
279
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,546
Wow. That's deep.
280
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,140
It really is.
281
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:33,175
Okay, so the problem
is my boyfriend.
282
00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:35,916
Boyfriend issues. Juicy.
283
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:37,787
You heed to dump his ass!
284
00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:40,486
But I didn't even tell you
about my problems yet.
285
00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:42,051
He doesn't call enough.
286
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,756
He won't read your notes.
287
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:47,528
It all comes down to "he doesn't
think you're all that."
288
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,160
And you are, Stacey.
289
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,000
Thanks, Bobby.
290
00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:53,438
So you really think
I'm really "all that"?
291
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,305
Yeah, sure, why not?
292
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:58,208
Now, back to my brain.
293
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:02,439
Hey, Dad, I...
294
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,143
What the heck is that?
295
00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:07,551
I didn't know if you were
a Ford man or a Chevy man.
296
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:10,522
It was the happiest problem
I've ever faced.
297
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,217
'You bought me a car?
Yep.
298
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:17,889
Now, let's put that auto-shop
training to work!
299
00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,830
What tool can I get for you?
300
00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:22,062
A... hammer.
301
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:23,432
A hammer?
302
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,437
Boy, have you been sleeping
through auto shop
303
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,836
or are you being funny?
304
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:30,707
Uh, you know, Dad, I think your
obsession with auto shop
305
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:34,077
stems from your unresolved
feelings about your father.
306
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:37,572
And, perhaps, we should explore
some of those feelings.
307
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,746
Bobby, you know how I
"explore" my feelings?
308
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:43,279
I fix my truck
or your mother's car.
309
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,451
When Mr. Dauterive's wife
left him,
310
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:46,981
we tuned up his Escort.
311
00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:50,121
And when that little fella
from the Fantasy Island died,
312
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,222
we put the ant on top
of Dale's van.
313
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,926
Well, that's one path.
314
00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:55,991
But if I took Peer Counseling,
I could...
315
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,469
Trust me, Bobby,
when you're stuck
316
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,471
on the side of the road
with your girlfriend,
317
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:02,873
and you can do more than ask
your carburetor how it feels,
318
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,604
you'll be glad
you took auto shop.
319
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,635
Okay.
320
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,482
...and that is why I like air.
321
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,610
Okay, who's next?
322
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:13,676
Stacey Gibson.
323
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,356
I know all of you were expecting
324
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,792
to hear my report
on the Desert Peccary,
325
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:25,731
but I've decided to do my report
on another pig, Tony Hesperia,
326
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:29,099
also known as
Bastard is Boyfriend us.
327
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,403
She's my client.
328
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:33,599
That's right, Tony.
329
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:36,404
This relationship is extinct!
330
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,911
STACEY:
But I'll be fine,
331
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,936
because I've made
a new discovery...
332
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,744
Good "I" statements.
333
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:45,808
...Bobby Hill,
an Aw some us Guy is.
334
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,115
(gulps )
335
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:50,179
His characteristics are caring
and compassion.
336
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,691
( Students giggling )
337
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,385
He's so sweet and loving,
338
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,827
and he's always there for me
when I need him.
339
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,024
You're there for people.
340
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:01,967
Bobby, talking with you
has been the best thing
341
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:04,470
in my whole entire life.
342
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:05,630
This is for you.
343
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,504
2 If you wanna be with me
344
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,339
I Baby, you don't need to pay &
345
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,674
JI'm your Stacey in a bottle �
346
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,806
J You gotta rub me
the right way! I
347
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,440
Let's not make a scene.
348
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:19,884
( Cheering ). B-o-b-b-y!
I ain't got no alibi!
349
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:20,977
I love you!
350
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,298
( Sighs)
351
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:17,776
Hi, Bobby!
( screams )
352
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,175
I was thinking
about you at lunch,
353
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,806
so I went home and I
burned you some mix CDs.
354
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,509
I didn't know
if you had a player,
355
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:24,880
so I bought you a Discman.
356
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,248
Do you want to pick out
our song?
357
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:29,915
It wouldn't be right
for me to accept the CDs.
358
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:32,755
But maybe I can meet you
halfway and keep the Discman.
359
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:33,884
Thanks.
360
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,724
Hey, you know
what I realized?
361
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,786
We have, like,
no pictures together.
362
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,696
'You want to go to Sears,
geta bunch taken?
363
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,667
Uh... ( clears throat )
Stacey, here is the thing.
364
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:46,400
As a counselor,
my ethics mean everything to me.
365
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:49,170
And since I'm already
dating one of my clients...
366
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,769
But... I broke up with Tony
to date you.
367
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,110
I can't believe
you did this to me!
368
00:16:56,249 --> 00:17:00,186
I hear and respect
your anger.
369
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:02,517
This isn't over, Bobby!
370
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,856
( Intercom buzzes )
(gasps)
371
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,917
WOMAN: Bobby, you've
got a drop-in patient.
372
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,159
Hey.
373
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,530
Sometimes I have these
really weird urges
374
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,797
to, like, burn stuff down.
375
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,668
Now is not the time.
376
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:22,800
I think Stacey Gibson
is stalking me.
377
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,140
No way.
'You've got a stalker?
378
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:26,702
This is serious.
379
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,475
You could probably
make out with her.
380
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:29,948
( Intercom buzzes )
381
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,280
WOMAN: Um, Stacey
Gibson is here to see you.
382
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:33,444
( Urgent whisper ).
Run.
383
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,284
She's gonna
take me down with you.
384
00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:41,659
April, you gotta help me.
385
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:44,220
I'm having problems
with one of my patients.
386
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,526
It's an eating
disorder, right?
387
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,363
Which way is it
going, in or out?
388
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,835
No, it's just that
this one girl, Stacey,
389
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,894
has gotten way
too attached to me.
390
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:54,805
I've got a big date with
Jenny Medina Saturday night.
391
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,468
I don't need this
hanging over my head.
392
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:58,875
Wait, Jenny's a client.
393
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,709
You're dating
one of your clients?
394
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,612
I told you
not to do that!
395
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,810
Yeah, well, that cow's
out of the barn, April.
396
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,045
'You've got to help me.
397
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,782
Listen, I already dinged
Principal Moss's car,
398
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,516
I don't need this.
399
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,820
'You're on your own.
400
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,631
Bobby.
401
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,136
Oh, hey, Jenny.
I'm looking forward to...
402
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:27,265
Bobby, people are saying that
you drove Stacey Gibson crazy.
403
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:28,933
And I'm not looking for that
right now.
404
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,008
Is everything
okay, Bobby?
405
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,109
You haven't even
touched your butter.
406
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:46,553
What was that?
407
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:48,526
Great dinner, Mom.
408
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,791
Wow! What is this?
409
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,958
Pepper? Delicious.
410
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:55,593
Is that Dale throwing
eggs at our house again?
411
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,626
No, it's a girl.
412
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:58,660
( Sighs)
413
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,468
That's one of my patients.
414
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:03,305
Patients? I didn't
take Auto Shop, Dad.
415
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:05,743
I took Peer Counseling instead.
416
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,042
Oh, the hammer.
417
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,515
Of course, I was so stupid.
418
00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:11,846
I'm sorry, Dad.
419
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,682
I was counseling
this girl Stacey
420
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:16,450
and I told her to dump
her boyfriend because he was...
421
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,356
Well, I don't know
what he was, but now
422
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:20,553
she's stalking me.
423
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,925
Bobby, meet me
in the garage.
424
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,726
Excuse me, young lady?
425
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,994
Hey. Nice shot.
426
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,330
I'll do it again.
427
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,426
Looks like you've got
a few more eggs there.
428
00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:32,130
Why don't you go
ahead and throw 'em,
429
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,299
then when you're done,
come on into the garage.
430
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,738
Stacey, here's a socket wrench.
431
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,112
I'm going to ask you
to refrain
432
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,379
from hitting Bobby
with it.
433
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,409
Take off that distributor cap.
434
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:50,013
And, Bobby, find something metal
and tighten it.
435
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,326
Just tell me, Bobby.
436
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,625
Why do you like Jenny Medina
better than me?
437
00:19:57,663 --> 00:20:00,689
Well, I guess Jenny
validated me in certain...
438
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,895
Bobby, I want you
to tighten that bolt.
439
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,131
'You're gonna need that wrench
Stacey's holding.
440
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:08,971
Uh, Stacey, can I
borrow that wrench?
441
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,032
I guess so.
442
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,607
I'm sorry if I led you on,
443
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,309
but I don't feel that way
about you.
444
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:19,340
You're turning that
the wrong way, Bobby.
445
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,319
You know, I think
I'm going to try
446
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:25,915
to get back
together with Tony.
447
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,188
That's probably
a good idea.
448
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,956
I was wondering, though,
449
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:33,431
what was it about me that
you found so irresistible?
450
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:36,436
I think it was the power.
451
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,631
The power? That's it?
452
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,400
I don't know what else
it could have been.
453
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,100
Thanks, Mr. Hill.
454
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,575
If you have any problems
455
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:45,634
patching things up
with your boyfriend,
456
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,942
we're rebuilding
the starter tomorrow.
457
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,107
Now I've got nothing.
458
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:54,313
I'm kicked out
of Peer Counseling.
459
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:56,549
No girls. Nothing.
460
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,988
You know what
you've got?
461
00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,047
A car.
462
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,957
As soon as we fix
this baby up,
463
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,859
you'll be fighting 'em off
with a stick.
464
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,387
Look, I took this off.
465
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,297
Was it supposed
to come off?
466
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,960
No, son.
467
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,936
But no girls have
to know that, right?
468
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,167
It'll stay in the garage.
469
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:18,803
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470
00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:57,007
BOBBY:
Now back to my brain.
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