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Captioning sponsored by
FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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and TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX
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I detect activity at the place
Luanne used to rent
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before she re-barnacled herself
to Hank's house.
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She sure is wearing
a lot of jewelry
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for the middle
of the day.
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Hello, gentlemen.
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I'm Abbie Holiday,
with Holiday and Sands Realty.
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You are so lucky
to be living here.
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This whole
neighborhood is red-hot.
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'You've got great curb appeal--
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Especially that gem.
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Who lives in that charmer?
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I do.
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Well, if y'all decide
to sell, call me.
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Rainey Street is hot.
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Ah, here she is now,
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our Rice University
summer school superstar.
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Dad, I haven't made it
into the program yet.
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I just had the interview.
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Of course, you're in.
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You have perfect grades,
all the right extracurriculars,
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and you've wasted countless
hours volunteering.
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Here, put this on.
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16% cotton for
100% genius.
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Did we hear from
summer school
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today? Huh?
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"Regret"...
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"not"...
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"unfortunately."
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( Shrieks )
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It's all right, Dad.
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This summer, I'll
just study for fun.
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( Shrieks )
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You say no. I say yes!
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There were many
highly qualified applicants
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and unfortunately...
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Connie has best
grades in school.
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Yes, but it's not
just about grades.
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I know that
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Connie also have
more extracurriculars
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than anyone else.
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Look, Connie's
a really smart Asian girl,
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but I've got
a boatload of them,
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pardon the expression.
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She's not black.
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She's not Hispanic
or even white.
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I mean, good Lord, give me a
white kid from a public school
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with Connie's specs, and that
kid could waltz in here.
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You telling me
Connie didn't get in
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because she's
an overachieving Asian?
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( Sputtering )
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That's discrimination!
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In a way, it's
flattering, isn't it?
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( Shrieks )
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Hey, maybe
there's something
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that you left off
of Connie's application.
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You know, some kind of "hook."
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Has Connie ever had
to play that violin of hers
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on the street, you know,
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to buy her strung-out
mother just one more hit?
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No.
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Well, that
could have helped.
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Ted!
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I looked for you
at the Buddhist temple.
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Oh, hello, Kahn.
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We're Episcopal now.
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It's just
good business.
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Oh, there's the mayor.
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Your boy must be very upset
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about Rice
summer school rejection.
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What are you
talking about?
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Chane got in,
and he's got
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a super-low lottery number
for the best dorm.
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Air conditioned.
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How can this be?
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Chane is just as
Asian as Connie
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and, no offense, he's,
well, you know...
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Accepted.
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Look, if you want Connie
to get into Rice,
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just give them
a $10,000 donation.
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Call my office.
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Trudy will give you
the contact information.
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Oh, Councilman Ebberd!
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Crunch numbers harder.
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It's no use.
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We don't
have $10,000
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to buy our way
out of being Asian.
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I should be more
like Ted Wassanasong!
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Own my own business.
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But |I am just
a middle-management ox
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plodding in the poop
of the beast in front of me,
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and no matter
how hard I work
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or how hard
Connie studies,
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we all just stuck here.
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We the kind
of losers
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politicians pander
to in speeches.
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It's so exciting
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living in an up-and-
coming neighborhood.
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I wonder where they'll
put the Starbucks.
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So now that
our neighborhood
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has been declared hot,
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what street should we
look down on? Bagley?
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No, Apple Blossom.
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Apple Blossom is crap.
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Yup.
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RADIO ANNOUNCER:
If you like traffic, enjoy.
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We got plenty of it.
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( Phone rings )
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Hello? Oh, yes, sir.
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No, I filed my TPS report
yesterday.
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Yes, sir, I be there right away.
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( Sighs)
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( Yelling in Laotian )
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Looks like you could
use a hew mirror.
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I got a buddy who could
hook you up if you want.
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No, I member of Silver Star
Service team at dealer.
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VIP shuttle, free Wall Street
Journal. Thanks anyway.
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Well, if you want to be a Silver
Star chump, suit yourself.
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That free newspaper's
gonna cost you 700 bucks
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by the time the dealer
marks up the mirror.
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( Phone ringing )
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Okay, thanks for everything,
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but I gotta take this call.
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Sounds like them "gottas"
got you by the shorties.
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Hello? Oh, naw, just
a little car trouble.
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I'm just running
a little late, but to be fair,
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you know, I have been early
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for the last 548
business days in a row...
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Dock my pay. Yes, sir.
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Very good.
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Dang, man, I
been in jails
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that gave me more
freedom than you got.
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Yeah, but what you gonna do?
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Whatever I damn want,
whenever I damn want,
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with whoever I damn want.
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Boy, you say "damn" a lot.
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Hell, yeah.
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Listen, friend, I used
to be just like you.
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I was the monkey
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in that cage
right there,
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Now, I don't take
no mess from nobody
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'cause I'm a man.
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My own man. Elvin Mackleston.
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( Phone rings )
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Take a good look
at yourself, friend.
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Are you rocking
in the free world?
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Are you?
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( Shrieks )
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Go to helll
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Let's get you
that new mirror.
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Damn straight.
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( Horn blaring "Dixie" )
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Uh, if you're looking
for the package store,
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it's down Garland Road
past the spillway.
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Whoo-whee!
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Kahn, what are you doing
in an El Camino?
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Test driving this baby.
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That one sweet ride,
I tell you what.
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Not often your new mirror can be
attached to a damn El Camino.
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Damn straight.
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Hey, what do you say?
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I want it bad.
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Well, all right. Dobber!
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'You got a primo
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El Camino and cash money
for your old car.
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This is your damn lucky day.
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After Dobber and me
break your rig down for parts,
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we're going to do
a little celebratin'...
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on you, money bags.
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I know what
you're thinking.
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Why not an IROC?
Why nota "Z" car?
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But like Elvin
points out,
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those are just cars.
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A Camino... is a way of life.
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It'll haul anything:
rebar, copper pipe.
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Hell, you hit a deer, he'll
just flip over into the back.
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'You don't even need to stop.
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I had you rednecks all wrong.
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I'm going hang
out in the alley
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and spend my welfare
checks on beer like you guys,
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be my own man.
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MINH:
Kahn!
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Minh doesn't know the drill yet.
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Huh.
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MINH:
You want to be a redneck?
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That's not even possible.
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Kahn, I upset
about Connie, too,
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but you have
10 snap out of it.
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Your boss calls
three times today.
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'You gonna get fired.
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I got a new boss,
and I love him: me!
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Minh, don't you see?
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There's a paradise
out there
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where nobody works,
nobody cares,
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nobody have plans or dreams
that can be crushed.
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Oh, I don't know, Kahn.
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Sounds crazy.
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Come on, Minh,
let's just give up.
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Hmm.
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I'd never have to read
another Toni Morrison book
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for book club, or...
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or write another check to NPR!
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Oh...
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but what about Connie?
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Don't you see?
This is for Connie,
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so she don't waste half her life
losing at their rigged game.
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What do you say, Minh?
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Will you be my redneck bride?
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Oh, yes, Kahn, I will.
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Now take me in the
back of that El Camino.
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I Honey, don't walk out
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& I'm too drunk to follow
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21 know you won't feel J
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I This way tomorrow &
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I A little rough
around the edges
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4 Inside, a little hollow I
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I face down some things
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4 That are so hard to swallow J
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J Hey, hey, hey 2
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I Hey, hey, hey �
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I |I was born a rebel -
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4 Down in Dixie J
I Hey, hey, hey I
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JOn a Sunday morning
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4 Yeah, with one foot
in the grave -
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I And one foot on the pedal
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4 |I was born a rebel... I
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KAHN:
Yee-haw!
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Go figure.
He's been pushing Connie
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all these years,
and he's the one that broke.
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Let that be a lesson
to you, Dad.
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Yep, he is
really losing it.
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I saw him this morning, and
he's growing a wispy mustache.
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He's got the coolest
car-truck,
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and he's got a laundry machine
in his yard
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for stray dogs
to have puppies in.
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It's the weekend.
Time to party.
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Elvin and the gang are going
caffisting down at the lake.
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Come on with your Daddy
and have some fun.
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Uh, it's only Wednesday,
and I've got to study.
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Did you say caffisting?
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Most definitely.
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The first step
in catfisting
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is to reach in and get you
a big handful of stink-bait.
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P.U. What's in this stink-bait?
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Well, you got your ground liver,
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blood, vinegar,
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Alpo and my secret ingredient
that makes it stink.
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When you feel their
whiskers on your knuckles,
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start fisting.
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( Shouts )
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Hey, baby, look what I got
for you!
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That's great, honey.
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( Screams )
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Look at that son of a bitch
wriggle!
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( Hooting and hollering )
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And then my parents made me
quit practicing my concerto
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to play "The Devil Went
Down to Georgia."
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Sounds to me like
you're living the life:
260
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:23,813
fried food, no studying,
the TV's always on...
261
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,841
( sighs)
262
00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:29,150
It's horrible, but hopefully,
it'll be over soon.
263
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,351
My dad said he was going to go
to the office today.
264
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:32,984
( Horn playing "Dixie"
) KAHN: Connie!
265
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,826
Look at this mother file cabinet
they throwing out at the office!
266
00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:40,764
Your dad is white trash.
267
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,332
What are you doing?!
268
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:46,339
Knocking $15,000
off the sale price.
269
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:49,171
I can't move this house
with that pigsty next door.
270
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,005
Get out while you can, honey.
271
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:58,447
? Cause I'm as free
as a bird now... &
272
00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:01,351
( sighs ).
You know, I like "Free Bird"
273
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,322
as much as the next guy,
but enough is enough.
274
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:05,950
This has got
to stop, Hank.
275
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:08,620
Abbie Holiday said that
Kahn is turning Rainey Street
276
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:11,494
into another
Belcher's Grove.
277
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:14,296
I didn't keep
novelty mailboxes
278
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:17,793
out of this neighborhood
just to see this happen.
279
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:20,807
I And this bird
you cannot change... I
280
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:24,299
( groans )
281
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,402
( Barking )
282
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,345
Who the hell you
think you are?
283
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,144
Hank Hill, homeowner.
284
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:32,550
Hey, Kahn, I caught this guy
trying to steal your valuables.
285
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,711
I was not.
286
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,653
Hank, you want a
puffy toilet seat,
287
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,156
all you got to do is ask.
288
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,988
Kahn, I'm worried
about you and...
289
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:41,323
'You want me to have Mud Dobber
rough this clown up?
290
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,659
'You so much as touch
my husband,
291
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,926
I will knock you
into next week.
292
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,332
That's real nice, buddy.
293
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,234
Hiding behind Mommy's skirt.
294
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,499
I am not hiding.
295
00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:54,097
I was just about
to threaten you myself.
296
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,744
Come on, Kahn,
297
00:12:58,778 --> 00:12:59,870
let's get out of here.
298
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:01,676
I got a case of beer
that needs drinkin'.
299
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,876
Minh, talk some sense
into Kahn.
300
00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,441
You're the one
who's crazy.
301
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,283
We're going to
the street races.
302
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,722
Mud Dobber just put a new
Adelbrock manifold on his Malibu.
303
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,282
Connie, last chance
304
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,293
to change your mind
and come with.
305
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,591
You don't want to miss
that new Adelbrock.
306
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,960
It's loud!
307
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:19,294
Uh, that's okay.
308
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,198
I'm just going to stay home.
309
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,566
MINH: You're not spending
all night at home by yourself.
310
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:26,937
'You stay with the Hills.
311
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:30,807
Well, then, we'll just have us
a nice sleepover, shall we?
312
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:33,141
Connie, do you have some pajamas
you can wear?
313
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,305
Yes, Mrs. Hill.
314
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,975
Bobby, why don't you go
with Connie?
315
00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:38,643
Oh, that poor girl.
316
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:39,982
Ah, don't worry.
317
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:42,317
Kahn and Minh'll sober up
and shap out of it.
318
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:45,154
They're too arrogant
to live this way for long.
319
00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,216
I hope you're right, Hank.
320
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:50,658
Mr. and Mrs. Hill,
321
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:53,632
I think there may be a solution
to our problem.
322
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,191
See, Peggy, what'd
I tell you?
323
00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,328
I just heard
from Southwest Mortgage.
324
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,338
They're starting
foreclosure proceedings
325
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,773
on the So up ha no us in phones.
326
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,276
They've only missed
one payment,
327
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:06,609
but since they let their house
go to... uh, this,
328
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:09,081
the bank's not going
to cut them any slack.
329
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:12,244
You mean Kahn and Minh
are going to lose their home?
330
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:16,745
With any luck, they'll be
out of here in ten working days.
331
00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,792
I got my pajamas.
332
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,964
I'd like to whop
that neighbor of yours
333
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,938
upside the head
and feed bad meat to his dog.
334
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:35,566
'You ought to get yourself
a place here
335
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:38,009
in Belcher's Grove
where decent people live.
336
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,138
Hmm, I'm going to think
real hard on that.
337
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:43,315
Come with me, honey.
338
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,147
Elvin caught a mess
of squirrels today.
339
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:47,778
I'll show you how
to de-bone 'em.
340
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,754
Squirrels?
341
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,454
Yeah, Lucky...
why they call you Lucky?
342
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,829
True story.
I was at Costco one day,
343
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,595
and all of the sudden,
the nature called.
344
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,931
Yelled is more like it.
345
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,767
So I high-tail it
into the john,
346
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,294
and there's
some "sensitive" guy
347
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,773
changing his little
boy's diapers
348
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,468
on one of them baby
ironing boards.
349
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,273
And don't you know
I slipped on pee pee
350
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,938
and broke two vertebrae
which had to be fused together.
351
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,948
I'm in constant pain,
but by God,
352
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:18,747
I got me a $53,000 settlement.
353
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,947
This son of a bitch
is never going to have to work
354
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:22,284
another day in his life.
355
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:24,312
That's why they
call me Lucky.
356
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:25,949
That's why they
That's a great story.ucky.
357
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:28,654
Hey, y'all hear the new
Trace Adkins come out today?
358
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:30,321
Damn, let's get it.
359
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,455
Hell, it's after midnight.
360
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:32,931
Record store's closed.
361
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,626
I'll tell you
what's going to open it.
362
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,101
Me and a damn brick.
363
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:38,365
Whoo!
Yee-haw!
364
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,241
Al right,
365
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,299
who's got a brick?
366
00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:44,537
Let me do it!
367
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,978
Well, all right.
Have at it, Kahn.
368
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,175
Kahn, put that rock down!
369
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,445
It's Trace Adkin's new CD,
woman.
370
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:52,974
I ate a squirrel quesadilla,
371
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:54,817
but this is where
I draw the line.
372
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:57,653
Rock go through window,
I go home.
373
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:01,318
Aw, hell, this is ridiculous.
374
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,260
( Alarm blaring )
375
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,924
I warned you, Kahn.
376
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,832
I'm not going to watch you
go to jail.
377
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,938
Let's get the
hell out of here!
378
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,372
J You're doing all you can... I
379
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:24,611
I tell you right now,
this is the single.
380
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,449
I notice your woman didn't
stand by you tonight.
381
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,286
You ask me, she made
a damn fool out of you.
382
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:34,385
She took your Ell Camino and your
two little teeny tiny marbles with her.
383
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,917
Oh, you want to see my marbles?
384
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:38,124
I'll show you my marbles.
385
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,656
'You want to go? Let's go! Ha!
386
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,690
We fight
387
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:46,329
( grunting )
388
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,979
That was good. Real good.
389
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,142
Stickin'?
390
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,515
Stickin'.
391
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,485
Kahn...
392
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,619
I'm a'takin' you stickin'.
393
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,590
What's stickin'?
394
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:10,092
It's Minh. She's alone.
395
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:11,756
I'll go over and talk to her.
396
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:15,233
'You give Connie a math problem
to keep her busy.
397
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,437
Where's Kahn? I need to talk
to both of you.
398
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,599
He's with his
redneck friends.
399
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:25,041
You're about to lose
your house, Minh.
400
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,011
What are you talking about?
401
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,946
The bank's going
to foreclose on you.
402
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,779
Oh, my God.
403
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:33,444
I... I don't know
what happened.
404
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:36,786
We were having so much fun
being free and irresponsible,
405
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:40,656
I-I guess we just forgot
where our mortgage coupon was.
406
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,289
And our electric bill.
407
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,958
Oh, what did we do?
408
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,297
Poor Connie.
Her parents drunk.
409
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:50,962
We nearly homeless.
410
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:53,062
Her father abandon her.
411
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:55,130
I'm not going to let
Connie be homeless.
412
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:56,733
I'm going to find Kahn.
413
00:17:56,776 --> 00:18:00,212
Now, you start paying
some bills.
414
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,241
( Phone rings )
Hill.
415
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,080
Hey, Hank. Buck Strickland here.
416
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,586
Yeah, I'm thinkin' about bettin'
a fistful of money
417
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,520
on that little Asian neighbor
of yours.
418
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:10,681
Kahn?
419
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,748
Aw, yeah, yeah,
he looks like he's got
420
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:16,729
real crafty Ninja moves, but can
he take a board to the head?
421
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:17,752
Where are you, sir?!
422
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:18,764
At the stick fights
423
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,095
down behind the lumber yard.
424
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,260
Kahn's on the card,
three fights from now.
425
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:25,396
He's up against
a soft-spoken gorilla man.
426
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,928
Good lord!
427
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,612
Yeah! Hit him with a damn stick!
428
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,955
Winner. Next.
429
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:56,495
Oh, no!
430
00:18:56,535 --> 00:19:00,335
All money down,
and commence fightin'.
431
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,671
Wait!
432
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:07,140
'You come to get your
whoopin', Hank Hill?
433
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:09,238
I came to talk some sense
into you, Kahn.
434
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:11,909
Uh-uh, beat some
sense into him, Hank!
435
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,419
I bet on the simpleton.
436
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,546
( Cackling )
437
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:16,749
'You're about to throw away
438
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,757
everything
you ever worked for, Kahn.
439
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,761
You're about to lose
your dang house.
440
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,764
Everything already been
taken away.
441
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,466
Hit him, four eyes!
442
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,937
They're talking about you.
443
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:35,233
Come on, swing. Take me out.
444
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:36,935
Stop feeling sorry
for yourself
445
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,774
and start thinking
about Connie.
446
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:41,781
'You want her growing up
in the back of an El Camino?
447
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,282
Well, what choice do I have?
448
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:46,615
We flee horrible dictatorships,
learn a new language
449
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:48,450
and then work hard
and study hard.
450
00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,615
And our reward
for doing everything right
451
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:52,624
is to be told, "Go to hell!
452
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:56,253
'You work too hard.
You study too hard."
453
00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:59,128
( Grunts) Yeah, you
got areal bum deal,
454
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,133
but maybe you could take
a lesson from Connie
455
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,692
instead of these apes.
456
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,794
Even when you and Minh went
off the deep end,
457
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:08,205
Connie never complained
and she never stopped trying.
458
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,639
You couldn't drag
that little girl
459
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:13,134
down into the muck
with you.
460
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:15,147
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
461
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:18,640
Connie like a beautiful lotus
growing out of the muck.
462
00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:20,448
That's her hook!
463
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,784
Well, I'm glad
I got through to you.
464
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,290
( Booing )
465
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,290
You wuss!
466
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,486
Shut up and run, Hank!
467
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:30,985
I got to get my daughter
into summer school.
468
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,327
I don't care who.
469
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:34,458
Somebody's gettin' hit
with a stick.
470
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:42,496
'Young lady, you
should know
471
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:45,203
Stanford's summer school
admissions deadline has passed.
472
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,338
I'm sorry my application
was tardy.
473
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:49,347
It's been a hectic time for me.
474
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:50,678
My parents don't work.
475
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:52,514
We nearly lost our home.
476
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,349
My Dad abandoned us for awhile,
477
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:56,650
and he was nearly killed
with a 2x4.
478
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,623
That's him.
479
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,520
Hmm.
480
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,621
You've overcome so much.
481
00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:06,256
Welcome aboard.
482
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