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RADIO ANNOUNCER:
A stagnant low pressure trough
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will produce a fourth
straight day of rain.
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Hmm...
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Any of you guys
have that thing
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when you wake up
in the morning
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and see the rain and cry?
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Cheer up, Bill.
You'll be dead soon.
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Looks like the end
of days is upon us.
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( Alarm beeps over radio )
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See?
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Hold on.
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I think we're going from flood
watch to flood warning.
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Water levels at the upper Brazos
River are rising dangerously,
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causing flood warnings to be
issued for all low-lying areas,
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including Heimlich
and Travis Counties.
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Okay.
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Evacuation Plan A, everyone.
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I want an orderly,
efficient egress
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to the shelter
at Tom Landry Middle School.
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( Wry laughing )
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Out of my way, Boomhauer!
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( Sighs)
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Find land.
Plant this.
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I will meet you
at the rendezvous.
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Did Uncle Hank
order a duck?
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Because there's one
in the mailbox.
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The flood's coming!
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Why are you all
just standing around!
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We've got to get to the shelter!
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We'll be safe there.
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Bobby, I need you
to calm down.
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You know I'm
Red Cross-certified
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to be the shelter leader
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and I promise you
everything is going to be okay.
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Now, go pack
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one suitcase and
no stuffed animals.
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Okay. One stuffed animal.
Not the bunny.
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They say one of the big problems
in a shelter
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is people often get
shelter shock,
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where they become
dependent and childlike.
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We don't have a lot of room
for error with Bobby.
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Don't worry, Hank.
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Bobby will not
go baby on my watch.
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I'll put pepper
on his thumbs just in case.
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Okay. Now I've got
to do a final sweep
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of the neighborhood
and then get the pets
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to a kennel
on higher ground.
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I'm counting on you
and Luanne to wrap
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everything up
and get to the shelter.
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( Thunder rumbling )
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It's like God
took our picture
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before he kills us.
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Go! Go! Got
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HANK:
Come on, Bill! Time to go!
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What in the hell?
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Dang it, as
shelter leader,
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one of my duties is
to keep you from drowning.
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Maybe I'll float.
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Bill, get up and let Peggy
take you to the shelter.
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That's an order.
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If you say so.
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Now Peggy's
a little stressed out
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so don't stare at her
while she drives.
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Remember, Lady Bird.
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The other dogs
will be looking
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to you for leadership.
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Be strong.
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Dang it,
I need to find higher ground.
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KAHN:
Look, Minh!
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Chaos already ruling.
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This like when city of
Luang Prabang fall,
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and we snagged sweet
diplomatic license plates.
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Oh! This our chance
to get prime real estate.
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But where?
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The heights! Run!
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Connie! Blankets!
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I always thought
I'd die in this gym.
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Bobby. Please stop
being so dramatic.
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Everything will be just fine.
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Oh, my God. I have three socks
and no underwear.
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( Phone rings )
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Hello?
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Hello? Anybody here?
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Oh, my God.
The red phone.
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MAN:
Dang it, Everett.
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Were you off
combing your mustache?
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I need a status report.
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Uh, Everett's not here.
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This is Hank Hill, Assistant
Manager, Strickland Propane.
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Everett's gone?
All right, listen.
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This is T. Beck Minzimyre
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with the Upper Brazos
River Authority.
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The storm's knocked out
all of our remote sensors,
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so I'm going
to need your help.
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Sir, I have mentally
rehearsed many emergency
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talk-through scenarios.
Go ahead.
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Okay. Check the monitors.
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Do you see any damage
to the face of the dam?
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Oh, God-- I am seeing some
hairline cracks-- yes.
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That's okay.
They're always there.
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But if they start
getting too big,
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you'll have to open
the floodgate.
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I could open it now,
just to be safe.
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No! I mean no.
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The rain could still let up.
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Open that floodgate now,
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and a dozen homes
and businesses are gone.
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Oh, okay, I won't
open the floodgate.
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Now don't get bullheaded
about it.
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Keep the gate closed too long
and the dam could break.
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All of South Arlen
would be destroyed.
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Okay so I'll open
the floodgate, but only if...
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Look, I've got a bass boat
stuck in a turbine
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at the LBJ dam.
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'You're just going to have to use
your best judgment on this.
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( Boomhauer plays
Civil War-era melody )
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Fresh cinnamon rolls,
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courtesy of the
Emergency Operation Center.
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We thought you might
be getting hungry.
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I could eat.
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Nice. You'll make sure
these get inside, right?
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( Mumbles )
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Dad? Are we going
to be okay?
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Okay? Joseph,
how does being
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the best-looking kid
on earth sound to you?
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Because that's what
you're going to be
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when I'm done building an ark
for you, your mother and me.
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Hey! There's food!
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The Army guy's
got food for us!
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Mmm! That smells
delicious!
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Who's in charge here?
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I don't know.
I guess the Army guy.
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Actually, it's supposed
to be Hank, but he's not...
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Look, we've got a situation
at the East Shelter.
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So you're going to have to
hold the fort for a while.
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Here's your shelter kit.
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Here's your satellite phone.
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If you need to talk
to the emergency op center,
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just hit speed dial,
pound sign, one.
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Speed dial, pound sign, one.
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Hey! It worked!
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80 until Uncle Hank
gets here,
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Mr. Dauterive is going
to be our leader?
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God help us.
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Mom! Can I go play hide-
and-seek with Joseph?
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Hide-and-seek?
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Oh, my God,
its happening.
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Bobby! Grow up!
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Now here's the
school's master key.
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Go to the teacher's lounge,
have some coffee,
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and bitch
about your friends.
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Okay.
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RADIO ANNOUNCER:
Continued heavy rain
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with little chance of clearing
through the evening.
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Good Lord,
are the cracks getting bigger?
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MINZIMYRE: Open the floodgate and a
dozen homes and businesses are gone.
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Or the dam breaks and all of
South Arlen will be destroyed.
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Oh, God. What do I do?
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I don't know!
I don't know!
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Oh, God.
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Cherry?
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I love cherry.
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Good call, Bill.
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Bill! Hank still
isn't here.
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Where is he?
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I think Bobby's
got shelter shock.
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He's reverting.
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Where is Hank?
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Now, now, Peggy, I'm sure
Hank is fine.
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You are?
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Yes, I am.
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Oh, so everything's
going to be okay?
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That's right.
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Now why don't you lay
down in bed
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and I'll get you a nice,
hot bowl of chicken soup.
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How does that sound?
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Well, that does sound nice.
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I'll need a spoon.
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It's also a fork
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for those nice bits of chicken.
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( Phone rings )
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Shelter leader Dauterive
here.
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Mm-hmm.
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I see.
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People,
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I've just been informed
that a wall of water
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from Tut Rampy Dam has destroyed
several homes
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on River Oaks Drive,
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and may have reached
the new outlet mall.
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( Crowd groaning )
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We live on River Oaks!
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My father-in-law mall-walks
at that mall.
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( Crowd murmuring )
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Hank, you're alive!
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Did everyone who lives
below the dam get here okay?
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BILL:
Don't worry, Hank.
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They're all safe.
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I saw to that.
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Oh, thank God.
You saw to that?
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Yup. I'm the shelter leader.
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But I'm supposed...
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I got the phone.
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So they made you the leader?
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Is everyone taking turns, or...
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Yeah, well, we'll get this
all straightened out.
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I'm just glad I made it out
of there, it was horrible.
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But at least I was able
to save South Arlen.
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How'd you do that?
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Well, I opened the floodgate
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to relieve the pressure
on the dam.
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Wait, you opened
the floodgate?
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WOMAN:
He's the Arlen Flooder.
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You heartless bastard!
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All right, people, easy!
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I'm sure Hank has a good
explanation
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for destroying your homes
and outlet mall.
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Well, I was authorized by
T. Beck Minzemeyer to...
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'You made that name up.
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No. The phone was ringing.
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The red phone.
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Oh, and who was on the other
end, Commissioner Gordon?
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No, listen, I was
watching the cracks.
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They went from hairline cracks,
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to very thick
hairline cracks.
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Hank, I went
to bat for you.
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An excuse like that
makes us both look bad.
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Hey, let's go
to the girls' locker room
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and stand where
naked girls have stood.
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Okay.
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Wait.
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I'm not so sure about my
yearbook photo.
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I think in ten or 15 years
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I might regret
wearing that headband.
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Or maybe I won't. Come on.
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I already told you:
the dam had cracks.
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Every dam has
cracks, stupid.
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You tell him, Everett.
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Everett's been working at
that dam for 20 years
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and we never lost a single home
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on his watch.
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Everett?
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Wait a minute, you're the guy
who abandoned his post.
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Hey, don't make this
about Everett.
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( Crowd murmuring )
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Now, come on, people.
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I've known Hank Hill almost
all my life, and if he was afraid...
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I was not afraid.
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I had a difficult
decision to make,
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but I weighed the choices
and I acted!
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In other words...
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( imitates chicken clucking )
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Hey, you take that noise back!
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'You don't know anything
about this
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because you left your post.
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Yeah, well, maybe if I'd stayed
at my post,
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we'd still have an outlet mall.
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00:12:23,927 --> 00:12:26,589
Look, in my training
to be the shelter leader...
259
00:12:26,629 --> 00:12:28,063
Bill's the shelter leader!
260
00:12:28,097 --> 00:12:29,963
Mm-hmm.
261
00:12:36,439 --> 00:12:40,637
Ready? I'm about to make love
to the camera.
262
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,448
Man, I never noticed
how much you blink.
263
00:12:47,483 --> 00:12:52,887
Ah... most desirable
address in all of gym is ours.
264
00:12:52,922 --> 00:12:56,051
Yes, people admire us.
265
00:12:56,092 --> 00:12:58,151
But how do we make them fear us?
266
00:13:00,163 --> 00:13:03,895
MINH: The man who controls
the phone controls the shelter.
267
00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:05,958
Control the man who
controls the phone, Kahn.
268
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:06,969
Understood.
269
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,971
I see... mm-hmm...
270
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,666
beef stroganoff.
271
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:13,005
I'll inform my people.
272
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:17,275
Isn't that like the president
reading a school lunch menu?
273
00:13:17,313 --> 00:13:21,375
Surely a man in your position
has more global concerns.
274
00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:24,478
Well, I could
use someone to...
275
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,318
I'll get bullhorn!
276
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,856
Bill-- In charge?
277
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,657
I mean... Bill?
278
00:13:32,695 --> 00:13:35,027
Hank, do you have
any loose floorboards
279
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,465
I could scavenge
for my Ark's gangplank?
280
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:40,470
Joseph's been looking
a little mutinous lately.
281
00:13:40,503 --> 00:13:42,437
Dale, put that stuff back.
282
00:13:42,472 --> 00:13:44,372
You're not the boss of me.
283
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:47,433
Bill's the boss of me,
and he says my plan
284
00:13:47,477 --> 00:13:49,104
is bold
and innovative.
285
00:13:57,620 --> 00:14:00,920
Dang it, someone's got to snap
this place into shape.
286
00:14:05,328 --> 00:14:06,625
These are for emergencies.
287
00:14:06,662 --> 00:14:08,790
The electricity could go off
at any moment.
288
00:14:08,831 --> 00:14:11,300
Hey, why don't you pick on
someone your own size?
289
00:14:11,334 --> 00:14:12,665
Okay.
290
00:14:12,702 --> 00:14:13,828
We just had lunch.
291
00:14:13,870 --> 00:14:15,804
We're supposed to be rationing
our food
292
00:14:15,838 --> 00:14:17,636
in case supplies
get interrupted.
293
00:14:21,677 --> 00:14:26,581
( "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little
Star� plays on phone keypad )
294
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:29,381
Dang it, Bill, you can't be
monkeying around
295
00:14:29,419 --> 00:14:31,046
with the emergency phone.
296
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:33,146
Suppose the EOC is trying
to get through
297
00:14:33,189 --> 00:14:34,657
with important information?
298
00:14:34,690 --> 00:14:36,283
I got to tell you, Hank,
299
00:14:36,325 --> 00:14:39,226
those guys think everything's
an emergency.
300
00:14:39,262 --> 00:14:41,526
Bill, give me the phone.
301
00:14:41,564 --> 00:14:43,760
'You can keep the hat
and the road flares,
302
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,360
but you can't be trusted
with our only lifeline
303
00:14:46,402 --> 00:14:47,563
to the outside world.
304
00:14:52,775 --> 00:14:53,742
Let go, Hank. Stop it.
305
00:14:53,776 --> 00:14:55,938
'You're creating a panic.
306
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,139
Kahn!
307
00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:58,909
Kahn, get your men.
308
00:14:58,948 --> 00:15:00,143
Kahn has men?
309
00:15:00,183 --> 00:15:02,675
( Two beeps )
310
00:15:02,718 --> 00:15:04,083
Take Hank to the cage.
311
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,713
There's a cage?
312
00:15:09,392 --> 00:15:10,791
Come on.
313
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:11,953
You can't do this.
314
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,758
Let go of me!
315
00:15:13,796 --> 00:15:15,286
Hey!
316
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,891
Parents, tell your children
they can sleep soundly tonight.
317
00:15:17,934 --> 00:15:20,369
Shelter leader Dauterive
has locked up
318
00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:21,666
the Arlen Flooder!
319
00:15:21,704 --> 00:15:23,365
( Cheering and applause )
320
00:15:29,745 --> 00:15:32,442
Come on, Hill,
got to stay in shape.
321
00:15:32,482 --> 00:15:34,473
Give me three more good ones.
322
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:35,643
I swear.
323
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:36,914
I don't know how
all that toilet paper
324
00:15:36,953 --> 00:15:37,920
got under my cot!
325
00:15:39,322 --> 00:15:41,757
Got dang it, Bill,
what's gotten into you?
326
00:15:41,791 --> 00:15:42,849
You are out of control.
327
00:15:42,892 --> 00:15:44,917
Strong leaders
always make enemies
328
00:15:44,961 --> 00:15:47,293
and that's why
they make strong cages.
329
00:15:49,432 --> 00:15:52,231
Cage was my idea.
330
00:15:52,268 --> 00:15:54,259
Ironic, huh?
331
00:15:54,303 --> 00:15:57,762
Okay, lazy bones,
time for breakfast!
332
00:15:57,807 --> 00:15:59,536
( Yawns )
333
00:15:59,575 --> 00:16:01,009
Where's Hank?
334
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,670
Uh, Hank went with Kahn
335
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:05,044
to work up a skit
about hygiene.
336
00:16:05,081 --> 00:16:07,982
Hmm.
That sounds like Hank.
337
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,445
Your hillbilly pal
338
00:16:12,488 --> 00:16:15,423
is drunk on power for once,
instead of corn squeezin's.
339
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:18,257
I should have taken control
the minute I walked in here.
340
00:16:18,294 --> 00:16:20,262
Oh, so you have eye
341
00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:22,230
on top job.
342
00:16:22,265 --> 00:16:23,824
No! But I mean,
look at us.
343
00:16:23,866 --> 00:16:25,493
Don't worry.
I support coup.
344
00:16:25,535 --> 00:16:27,526
And then maybe you'll give me
five minutes alone
345
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:28,662
with sticky bun cart.
346
00:16:28,704 --> 00:16:31,036
Look, we need
to get out of here, Kahn.
347
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,040
Give me a hand.
348
00:16:34,343 --> 00:16:36,573
So, Nancy,
what do you think of my ark?
349
00:16:36,612 --> 00:16:38,080
Pretty yar, huh?
350
00:16:38,114 --> 00:16:39,479
Oh, it's real yar, shug.
351
00:16:39,515 --> 00:16:42,075
Now climb on down
and get something to eat.
352
00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:48,082
Okay, attention, people.
353
00:16:48,124 --> 00:16:51,890
It seems that we're all out
of cinnamon sticky buns...
354
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:52,918
( all grumbling )
355
00:16:52,962 --> 00:16:54,259
But the children
love them.
356
00:16:54,297 --> 00:16:56,732
You said we'd never run out
of cinnamon sticky buns.
357
00:16:56,766 --> 00:17:00,430
Well, uh, we had plenty, but...
Hank ate 'em!
358
00:17:00,469 --> 00:17:01,698
( Gasps, murmurs )
359
00:17:01,737 --> 00:17:02,727
That's right.
360
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,171
But don't worry.
361
00:17:04,207 --> 00:17:06,107
I have procured enough
Carnation Instant Breakfast
362
00:17:06,142 --> 00:17:07,132
for everyone.
363
00:17:07,176 --> 00:17:08,439
( Cheering )
364
00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:18,048
Go, you mighty behemoth!
365
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,834
What are you doing?!
366
00:17:40,876 --> 00:17:43,811
'You can't just stick pictures
of yourselves in the yearbook!
367
00:17:43,846 --> 00:17:46,816
Take it up
with the class president.
368
00:17:46,849 --> 00:17:49,477
Do you know how much trouble
you could get into
369
00:17:49,518 --> 00:17:52,488
for submitting fraudulent clubs
and activities pages?
370
00:17:52,521 --> 00:17:53,511
Uh, no.
371
00:17:53,556 --> 00:17:55,354
But these yearbooks
won't come out
372
00:17:55,391 --> 00:17:57,223
until we already
graduate, right?
373
00:18:00,429 --> 00:18:01,863
I call prom queen!
374
00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:09,935
That's right,
375
00:18:09,972 --> 00:18:10,939
hayseeds.
376
00:18:10,973 --> 00:18:12,407
Keep watching
your food.
377
00:18:12,441 --> 00:18:14,637
You don't want
to eat your fingers.
378
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:15,974
( Softly ):
Shut up, Kahn.
379
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,207
Let's get out of here.
380
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,111
(gasps )
381
00:18:24,153 --> 00:18:25,746
Thanks for the tip, Kahn.
382
00:18:25,788 --> 00:18:26,983
What?!
383
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,253
You show terrible
judgment in trusting me.
384
00:18:29,292 --> 00:18:30,851
How can I follow you?
385
00:18:30,893 --> 00:18:32,292
Can I have my
bullhorn back now?
386
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:35,787
Sure. The batteries are dead,
but you can wave it around.
387
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,896
Hank, Hank, Hank, what
am I going to do with you?
388
00:18:39,935 --> 00:18:42,632
I may just have to
break out the dodge balls
389
00:18:42,672 --> 00:18:44,572
and let the crowd
have at you.
390
00:18:44,607 --> 00:18:46,200
Will you listen
to yourself, Bill?
391
00:18:46,242 --> 00:18:48,802
You sound like some kind
of crazed gym teacher.
392
00:18:48,844 --> 00:18:51,040
Is that the kind of
leader you want to be?
393
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,844
I didn't seek the hard hat.
394
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,873
The hard hat
was thrust upon me!
395
00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:56,407
Fair enough, but dang it,
396
00:18:56,452 --> 00:18:58,477
this rain is gonna
stop sometime,
397
00:18:58,521 --> 00:19:00,114
and when it does...
398
00:19:05,461 --> 00:19:08,123
Aw, Bill, did it
already stop?
399
00:19:08,164 --> 00:19:10,326
It's still muggy out.
400
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:11,629
Bill, you got lucky.
401
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,761
The flood ended
before we used up
402
00:19:13,803 --> 00:19:15,669
all our food
and toilet paper,
403
00:19:15,705 --> 00:19:17,799
but now it's time
to do your job.
404
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:18,898
The goal of
a shelter leader
405
00:19:18,941 --> 00:19:20,306
is to get these people
406
00:19:20,343 --> 00:19:22,334
out of the shelter
and back to their real lives.
407
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:23,937
But my real life sucks.
408
00:19:23,979 --> 00:19:27,540
Bill, you've done a good
job of keeping people happy--
409
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,779
Mostly by turning
them against me--
410
00:19:29,819 --> 00:19:32,413
But this is your chance
to go out on top.
411
00:19:32,455 --> 00:19:35,425
You could be
like Ted Williams.
412
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:36,425
Heck, people are
still fighting
413
00:19:36,459 --> 00:19:38,450
over his frozen head.
414
00:19:40,963 --> 00:19:42,863
( Bill clears throat )
415
00:19:42,898 --> 00:19:45,959
Everyone, I have
an announcement.
416
00:19:46,001 --> 00:19:49,460
But first, I'd like to say
that it's been an honor
417
00:19:49,505 --> 00:19:50,768
leading all of you.
418
00:19:50,806 --> 00:19:52,672
ALL:
We love you!
419
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:54,073
( Stifles sob )
420
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,134
When I first...
421
00:20:02,485 --> 00:20:05,182
The flood is over!
422
00:20:10,726 --> 00:20:13,696
Wow, the Armageddon
is beautiful.
423
00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:15,288
It smells so fresh.
424
00:20:15,331 --> 00:20:16,196
Is it safe?
425
00:20:16,232 --> 00:20:17,427
What about upriver?
426
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,457
You can all go home.
427
00:20:21,837 --> 00:20:24,534
Oh, Mr. Trunkers,
there you are.
428
00:20:24,573 --> 00:20:25,597
Let's go!
429
00:20:29,612 --> 00:20:31,444
His name is Peanuts.
430
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,616
They don't need
me anymore.
431
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,521
Well, that means
you did your job, Bill.
432
00:20:41,557 --> 00:20:44,822
Goon, C.J.,
ask the nice man.
433
00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:47,158
Could you come
talk to my scout troop?
434
00:20:47,196 --> 00:20:50,791
The topic is "What it takes
to be a good leader."
435
00:20:53,369 --> 00:20:55,360
Oh, and is this yours?
436
00:20:55,404 --> 00:20:57,168
Oh, yeah. Thanks.
437
00:20:57,206 --> 00:20:59,265
Flooder!
438
00:20:59,308 --> 00:21:00,798
( Sighs)
439
00:21:05,147 --> 00:21:07,206
It's going to be
a beautiful sunset.
440
00:21:07,249 --> 00:21:09,115
Yep, it is.
441
00:21:09,151 --> 00:21:12,712
You should've seen
the rainbow yesterday.
442
00:21:12,755 --> 00:21:17,420
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443
00:21:49,992 --> 00:21:52,586
BOBBY: I'm about to
make love to the camera.
444
00:21:52,636 --> 00:21:57,186
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