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Captioning sponsored by
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and TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX
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ANNOUNCER: And Joseph
Gribble is sacked for another loss.
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Common name.
No relation.
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Come on,
we're still in this game.
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Just two touchdowns, a couple
of two-point conversions,
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an onside kick, and we're
just a field goal behind.
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Come on,
let's make some noise!
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Boo...!
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Go, Arlen!
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Go, Arlen!
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Go, Arlen.
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PEGGY:
Oh, here come the cheerleaders.
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You think maybe they will
do a real cheer just this once?
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All right, ladies, let's
go! J Here we go! &
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J It's Tricky to rock a rhyme I
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I To rock a thyme
that's right on time
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J It's Tricky I
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How's that firing anybody up?
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Use the mascot!
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Look at Bobby.
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He's just twiddling
his hooves.
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I Tr-Tr-Tr-Tricky, Tricky... I
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( whistle blowing ) ANNOUNCER:
And that's the ball game!
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The Longhorns lose
their fourth straight.
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Principal Moss--
who drives a black Altima
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usually parked
in front of the school--
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Thanks you for attending.
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J That's right on time,
it's Tricky, it's tricky... I
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PEGGY: Whatever
happened to cheerleaders
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actually cheering?
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Alice Bullard.
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She was the best cheer coach
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I have ever seen.
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And she was 98 years old.
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I wonder whatever happened to
that woman. You know, I remember
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my junior year
in a game against Belton.
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I just didn't have it,
but then our cheerleaders
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started their
"Be Aggressive" cheer,
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and I was, and we won.
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Hank, I'm going
to do us all a favor.
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I am gonna help that new cheer
leading coach get her act together.
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I really did stay sweet.
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Peggy Hill at your service.
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Great. Grab a handle--
this thing weighs a ton.
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Wow, I feel like I'm
already making an impact.
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Now, how else can I help you
get the cheerleaders on track?
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On track? Does this look like the
vest of a coach who's not on track?
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FYI, we've had two wins
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at the Slim-Fast
Invitational,
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and one at Tampax.
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Yes, yes, very impressive.
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But I have noticed
that the cheerleaders
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are not really spending any time
backing the football team.
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The cheer squad
doesn't get trophies
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for how good
the football team does.
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We get'em for
Motion and Dance,
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Basket Tosses, Jumps,
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and Attitude!
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'You know, cheer leading
has changed since your day.
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Wait...
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you never had a day,
did you?
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You weren't a cheerleader.
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No, but only because
people who thought they knew me,
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but clearly did not,
would not let me.
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Welcome aboard!
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Oh, and that mat has to go
all the way over there.
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So Peggy's gonna help coach
the cheerleaders at Landry.
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She says they're
gonna do real cheers.
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Good, but what we need to do
is get rid of Principal Moss.
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Maybe I should put
bourbon in his thermos
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and try to knock
him off the wagon.
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Don't worry, he can't hide behind
improved test scores forever.
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PEGGY:
Hank! Dinner!
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Excuse me, fellas.
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I've got to go have dinner
with a cheerleader.
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Why does everything
good happen to Hank?
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Cheerleaders.
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Why does everybody think
they're so special?
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I could be covering the debate
tournament finals right now.
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Your mom's a cheerleader?
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BOBBY:
Wow!
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I thought that was just
more of her big talk.
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Maybe she really did see
Dan Rather at the mall.
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Okay, girls,
who's ready to make some noise?
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Right. Our first lesson will be
how to make some noise.
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( Sighs ). I don't
have time for this.
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I need a new
top-of-the-pyramid.
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We've just lost our lightest
girl to homeschooling.
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Problem understood and solved.
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( Quietly ).
But how?
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Connie,
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how would you like to be
the top of the pyramid?
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Huh? And... ( grunts)
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(yells)
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Nice hang time.
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You want to be
a cheerleader?
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Me?! Are you kidding?!
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Hey, smart girl from
my algebra class,
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why are you dressed
like a cheerleader?
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Because I, um...
am a cheerleader.
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Cool. Well, you want to
come to a sleep-over?
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We're gonna sit around
and make fun of everybody.
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(gasps )
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Cheer One this
is Cheer Two.
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If you can hear me,
give me a "Y."
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Oh, you could not look any
cuter if you were dangling a kitten.
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It's amazing-- I put on
this ouffit, and it's, like...
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What's the opposite
of invisible?
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I've never had to know.
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Thank you, Mrs. Hill.
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JO RITA:
Okay, girls, who's ready
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to turn this mother out?!
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M.C. Hammer is!
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Get in formation.
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Or..
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We could get the crowd
into the game.
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How about a cheer?
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Go... Longhorns!
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Peggy, the last
thing we need
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is for our cheerleaders to
be distracted by the game.
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What I do need
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is for you to find my purse.
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Find your purse?
Yes.
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Oh, and go tell
Karen Smelko I said hi.
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She's on the fourth row up,
not counting the first row.
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( Quietly ). I will get the
purse, but I am undecided
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on the greeting.
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Sorry I'm late-- took
longer than I thought
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to wash the eggs
off my car.
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Sorry I'm late--
it took longer than I thought
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to egg Moss's car.
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Hey, Peggy, shouldn't
you be down there
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spelling things
with your arms?
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No, Hank,
I have a different job.
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Karen Smelko?
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ANNOUNCER: Arlen has
the ball, fourth and goal--
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And they're going for it!
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They haven't converted
a fourth down all season.
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They're gonna need
the crowd behind them.
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JO RITA:
Okay, let's take a break.
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We've got
our '80s Mega-Mix coming up.
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Where are they going?
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They're braiding
each other's hair?!
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That does it!
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( Whistles )
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Arlen, Arlen,
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fight, fight, fight!
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Push that ball
with all your might!
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Come on!
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Let's help our boys
before it's too late!
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( Fans joining in ). Arlen,
Arlen, fight, fight, fight!
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Push that ball
with all your might!
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Arlen, Arlen,
fight, fight, fight!
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Push that ball
with all your might!
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You heard them-- let's push
that ball with all your might!
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( Blows whistle )
Ho, yeah!
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Hey, Hank,
your wife just reminded me
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of why I love football--
winning!
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DALE:
See, Moss?
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We need more of that
and less of this.
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( Grunting in rhythm )
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JO RITA (over walkie-talkie ): ...and
because of you and your chanting,
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Francine just nailed a standing
back flip that no one saw!
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That was something, Peggy.
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Look, how would you like
to replace Jo Rita
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as the cheer leading coach?
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Me? Well, I...
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Excuse me one moment.
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JO RITA:
Peggy, you know we're supposed
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to keep this channel open
for uniform emergencies.
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Sorry, I just wanted you to give
Karen Smelko a message from me.
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Principal Moss just made me
the new cheer leading coach!
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What?! I...
( turns off walkie-talkie )
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( Girls chatting )
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Attention, ladies.
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( Bulthorn blares )
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Where's Jo Rita?
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It is not important
where she is.
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What is important
is why she is not here.
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Why is she not here?
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Because she did not understand
the role of a cheerleader:
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to get the fans fired up,
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to bring the crowd
into the game,
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to give our team
the extra edge
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that can turn a narrow defeat
into a certain victory.
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Do we still get
to wear our uniforms
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to school on Fridays?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Arlen, Arlen,
fight, fight, fight!
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Push that ball
with all your might.
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Whoo!
Yeah!
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( Coughs)
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What ball
is she talking about?
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Do the two-point conversion
cheer!
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Hey, there, coach,
whatcha gonna do?
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Are you going to kick
or go for two?
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Perhaps I didn't set that up
properly.
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We would do that cheer
after we've scored,
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but only when it would be
advantageous
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for us to get two points.
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Once again from the top.
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Hey, there, coach...
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Well, this is all
going to hell.
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Oh, man.
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I can't have bored kids
at an assembly.
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It's asking for trouble.
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I'm going
to cue the band.
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Oh, no! No! Not the band!
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Okay, I can't save
the cougar for the finale.
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Misty, put this on and chase
your tail like an idiot.
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( Band playing )
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It won't fit!
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Yes, it will.
It fit.
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Come on.
It's for the team!
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Yeah, kill that cougar!
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Yeah!
Yeah! Choke it!
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Quick, everybody,
beat the crap out of Misty!
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What?
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Stupid!
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Kick its butt, Connie!
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Ladies, I have learned
something today.
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People like violence.
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From now on we will demoralize
their teams
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by systematically
mock-secuting their mascots.
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Everyone, take a knife!
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Is it stab-and-stab?
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No, it's stab and a-stab.
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Okay, let's have a run-through.
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Misty, get in
the cougar costume.
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The costume smells like a butt.
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And it's really more of a job
for an ugly girl.
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I'll do it!
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Hey, there, hi, there,
we won't gloat.
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We'll stab the cougar
in the throat
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And when at last
the cougar's dead,
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we'll make him see
red red red red!
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( Girls cheering )
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I am slain!
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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I'm so...
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cold.
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No hats in
the lunchroom, Dooley.
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Take it off.
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I'll die in these horns.
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Hey, Peggy!
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Why don't you sit with us today?
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( Quietly ).
Sweet Jesus. The cool table.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Jo Rita.
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Pull up the stepladder.
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00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:49,599
You know, Jo Rita,
I could use some help.
254
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,542
You want me
to find your purse?
255
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,478
I want you to be my assistant.
256
00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:56,309
I'd love to.
257
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:59,080
So, Peggy,
give us the scoop.
258
00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:00,552
What have you got planned
for the Yellow Jackets
259
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:01,816
this weekend?
260
00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:03,618
Well, we have
this yellow jacket costume
261
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,556
and we're going
to put someone in it
262
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:06,957
and we're going to stab it!
263
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:11,326
That's it?
Another stabbing?
264
00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:16,096
Hey, maybe doing the same
thing over and over again
265
00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:17,330
will be our thing.
266
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,394
It won't be boring.
267
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,270
No! It'll be comforting!
268
00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,205
Ladies, we have a problem.
269
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,147
Knife play
is just not enough anymore.
270
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,241
Ideas! Yellow Jacket! Gol
271
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,309
We could rip open its thorax
272
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,788
and stuff it
with its own abdomen?
273
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:37,790
Bobby, how is your death rattle?
274
00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:39,849
( Guttural gasping )
275
00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:42,156
Great! Now, who do
we play after that?
276
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,458
The Boswell Bears.
277
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:47,023
Okay, okay. Now, how do you make
a bear suffer?
278
00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:49,034
Tie it up and torture its young.
279
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:52,265
There's no mascot
we can't torture.
280
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:59,841
( Whistle blows )
281
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,565
Okay, Jo Rita,
who's next?
282
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:23,626
The Tornados.
283
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,968
How are you going
to kill a tornado?
284
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:26,995
Shoot it.
285
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,508
Good news.
286
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,134
Because of all
the school spirit,
287
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,268
game attendance is up.
288
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,779
I know!
289
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,712
The ushers cannot keep up
with the after-game garbage.
290
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,511
Yeah, but none of this will mean
anything
291
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,415
unless we beat McMaynerbury
at Homecoming.
292
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,818
Peggy, I'm giving you
the halftime show.
293
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:45,721
It will be
my finest hour.
294
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,125
Now, who is McMaynerbury?
295
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,526
The Fighting Irish.
296
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,623
Fighting, fighting...
297
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,497
fi... fly... flying...
298
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,593
fly on the wall...
299
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,934
Maybe the other part--
the Irish,
300
00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:01,440
That's got to be
fertile territory.
301
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:05,433
Irish, Irish, flyrish.
302
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:06,604
No, don't force it.
303
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:07,875
Let it come to you, Peggy.
304
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,109
People have made fun
of the Irish in the past.
305
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,142
Maybe you can build
on their work.
306
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,712
You know,
my husband keeps
307
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:18,281
several ethnic joke
books in the bathroom.
308
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:20,019
I'll find
something good.
309
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:23,255
CROWD:
Longhorns! Longhorns!
310
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,788
ANNOUNCER: And that's
the end of the first half,
311
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,561
with the Longhorns leading 31-2!
312
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,329
Well, the playoffs
are a lock.
313
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,996
Peggy says
the halftime show
314
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,062
is going to be
high school caliber.
315
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,596
Okay, girls, this is it.
316
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,130
Misty, grab the rainbow.
317
00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:38,166
Everyone else get out
your shillelaghs.
318
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:40,745
Beating sticks.
319
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,476
Where's Jo Rita?
320
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,043
The buckets of blood
are in her car.
321
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:49,282
Al rightt
Go! Go!
322
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,485
I'm so glad you could
make it, Mr. Flannery,
323
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:55,927
Mr. Finnerty,
Mrs. O'Brien-Diaz.
324
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,829
ANNOUNCER: And now if you'll
direct your attention to the 50-yard line
325
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,960
for a special presentation
by the Longhorn cheerleaders!
326
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:03,628
Here, use my binoculars.
327
00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:05,763
I brought enough
for everybody.
328
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,673
( Crowd cheering )
329
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:14,442
( Frish brogue ):
Top of the morning to ya, Arlen!
330
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,471
I'm Irish!
331
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,984
I hope I don't die
332
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:20,816
from a wee bit
of the consumption!
333
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,882
( Audience booing )
334
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:28,326
Sorry, Fighting Irishman,
but your jig is up!
335
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:31,991
AUDIENCE:
Beat him! Get him!
336
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,659
Beat him! Beat him!
Beat him! Beat him!
337
00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:49,246
Are they ever coming out
of there?
338
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,443
I bet they're trying
339
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,508
to keep the quarterback
from crying.
340
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,145
My legs have
fallen asleep.
341
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,746
Oh! Ah!
342
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,483
Okay. We are in their heads.
343
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:58,991
Right now,
344
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,995
they are in there wishing
they joined the tennis team.
345
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:04,429
Uh, Peggy, The Fighting
Irish ain't coming out.
346
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,488
Oh, my God.
347
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:07,590
We have cheered them
into submission!
348
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,597
Actually, they're protesting
the game.
349
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,195
What? Why?
350
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:13,967
'Cause of what you did
to that leprechaun.
351
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:16,065
Peggy, they're saying you
committed a hate crime.
352
00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:18,907
BOBBY: Aw, there goes me liver.
353
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,212
HANK:
I can't believe
354
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:27,617
the school board
is thinking about
355
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:28,745
taking our win away.
356
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,779
As long as we stand firm,
357
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:34,123
we've got nothing
to worry about.
358
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,996
Now, I can take a joke as well
as the next person,
359
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:39,657
but Peggy Hill has gone too far.
360
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,497
What she did
on that field
361
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,696
is no different than what
the British have been doing
362
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:44,862
to our brothers in Ulster
363
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:47,737
for the last 800 years�-
364
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:50,105
the forced labor,
the seizure of property,
365
00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:53,476
the stifling and oppression
of our precious mother tongue.
366
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,914
Longadh beat ha
Eire a Cliamhuinn a Eirel!
367
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,814
I have no idea
what he just said,
368
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,945
but I do know that
McMaynerbury refused to play.
369
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,512
They forfeited the game.
370
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:03,716
And after the game,
371
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,747
someone called me "Pat"
in the parking lot.
372
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:06,849
It is my name,
373
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,759
but they had
no way of knowing that.
374
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,689
This ain't good, Moss.
375
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,529
They're going to take
away our win.
376
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:14,533
Do something.
377
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,898
Now, hold on.
378
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:18,199
It'd be a shame to take
this win away from our boys
379
00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:19,227
just'cause of Peggy.
380
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,501
That would be blaming
the victim!
381
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,507
( Murmured agreement )
382
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,066
What?! You were all behind me
383
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:26,079
when it was the Cougars and
the Bears and the Mudhawks.
384
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:28,171
It would have been disrespectful
of me
385
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,841
not to bludgeon the Irishman.
386
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,281
Peggy, shush.
387
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,049
Whatever the board decides,
388
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:39,387
I want you to know,
I am proud of you.
389
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,120
And maybe I did
get caught up
390
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,492
in my own popularity
and lose my focus,
391
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:45,327
because it's really not about
392
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,731
torture or beatings,
or maiming per se.
393
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:51,761
It's about backing your team
and inspiring them to victory.
394
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,499
Good news, Peggy.
They let us keep our "WW."
395
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,234
We're going to the playoffs!
396
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:56,605
Woo-hoo!
The big dance!
397
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:59,077
Well, don't worry,
my team is ready.
398
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:00,135
Sorry, Peggy.
399
00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:01,840
I'm going to have
to ask you
400
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,373
to stop using words
like "team" and "my."
401
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,714
I'm putting Jo Rita
back in charge.
402
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,912
What? Jo Rita?!
403
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,115
Now, you can keep
teaching Spanish,
404
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:10,623
but we're going to have
to keep an eye out in
405
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:12,021
case you decide
to go after those people.
406
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,287
This is crazy.
407
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:16,261
The only thing I hate is
watching dance routines
408
00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:19,026
while our team
loses another game.
409
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:22,262
Peggy, why don't you show these
girls how to lose gracefully.
410
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:23,325
I will not.
411
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,929
And if I go,
the cheerleaders will go
412
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:28,339
in a V-formation
right behind me.
413
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:29,705
Right, girls?
414
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,541
I'm sorry, Mrs. Hill,
415
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:36,242
but we like being
cheerleaders... a lot.
416
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,647
We feel so bad.
417
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:38,809
You, too, Connie?
418
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:41,047
I can't go back.
419
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,486
I'm sorry.
420
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,546
We'll need you
to turn in your vest�
421
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:47,025
You know, for future
coaches named Peggy.
422
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:58,302
Uh, Peggy,
423
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,806
me and the boy have worked up
a little something here.
424
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,773
( Clearing throat )
425
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:07,240
2-4-6-8, who should
the Longhorns appreciate?
426
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:10,579
Mom! Mom! Mom!
427
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:13,546
I got great seats.
428
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,748
I told you, I'm not going
to the game.
429
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:19,185
After all I did,
nobody stood up and said,
430
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:22,354
"I know Peggy Hill
and she's no hate monger."
431
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,557
They all just cut and ran.
432
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,996
Even Connie.
433
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:29,058
You know who didn't
turn their back on you, Peggy?
434
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,262
The team.
435
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:31,633
Dang it, this
is the big game!
436
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,072
What happens when the other side
yells,
437
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,938
"We've got spirit, yes we do,
438
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,000
we've got spirit,
how about you?"
439
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,011
Well, Peggy,
440
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,173
how 'bout you?
441
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,511
Sorry, Mrs. Hill.
442
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:53,218
Principal Moss gave me strict
orders not to let you in.
443
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:55,125
What? That's ridiculous!
444
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,322
Stay out of this, sir.
445
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,693
Our beef's not with you.
446
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:04,166
ANNOUNCER: And the cheerleaders
seem to be doing another human pyramid.
447
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,036
Oh! The Arlen quarterback
gets leveled!
448
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,472
( Sighs)
449
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:10,134
( Hip-hop playing )
450
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:12,406
Come on, girls,
I'm only seeing freak.
451
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,038
I want to see super-freak!
452
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,047
J Get up on this I
453
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,810
J Get up on this I
454
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:17,907
I Push it
455
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:20,044
I Get upon this... I
456
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,713
( groaning )
457
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:24,553
Connie, focus!
458
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:25,557
I Push it
459
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:27,992
I Get upon this... I
460
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,519
This is the playoffs,
for God's sakes.
461
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,894
JO RITA:
My bullhorn!
462
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,262
What are you doing?
463
00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:35,825
Someone has to light a fire
under this crowd.
464
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,927
Connie, get back in formation
this instant,
465
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,836
or you can say good-bye
to the uniform
466
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,534
and a guaranteed seven candid
photos in the yearbook.
467
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:50,482
This season's been some kind
of roller coaster, folks.
468
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,314
We've have losing streaks...
469
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:53,512
CONNIE:
Ready, okay.
470
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,611
When I say go,
you say Longhorns.
471
00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:56,621
Go...
472
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:57,622
FANS:
Longhorns!
473
00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:59,124
CONNIE:
Arlen, Arlen...
474
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,922
Wait, Hank, do you hear that?
475
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,689
Push that ball
with all your might!
476
00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:05,322
Arlen, Arlen... PEGGY: I
taught Connie that cheer.
477
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:06,593
...fight, fight, fight!
478
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:08,760
Push that ball
with your might.
479
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:12,101
Seems like there's a rally
going on in the Landry stands...
480
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:14,698
The fans are going nuts and
Gribble's running down field...
481
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:20,110
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482
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,241
BOBBY:
Aw, there goes me liver!
483
00:21:57,291 --> 00:22:01,841
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