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Yep.
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Yep.
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Nancy refused
to make me eggs Benedict
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for breakfast again.
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It's not fair.
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I'm a good husband.
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The ones who Kill their wives
and go to Death Row
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get to eat
whatever they want.
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People on Death Row
get to eat whatever they want?
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For their last meal, yes.
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Oh. I could never kill anybody.
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( Rock music blaring )
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Oh, man.
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That's like with
them noise pollution
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Man, like them dang
ole band Garbage, man.
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Ol' lead sing kinda cute,
but, you know, look, man.
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Dang it, Bobby.
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I let Joseph listen
to whatever he wants.
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'Course, I'm
afraid of Joseph.
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4L ...such a bad ass... I
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Bobby.
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(gasps )
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( Shuts off music )
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( Humming )
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Dad, what
are you doing?
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Whoa, I gotta sit down.
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What in the heck
is on your head?
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They're my dreads.
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Aren't they cool?
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JUh, uh, uh... �
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Now, I know you've
got a rule about wigs,
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but this is just temporary
until I can grow my own,
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just like Johnny Glockk.
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Isn't that the guy
who got arrested
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for setting a
car on fire?
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He had to, Dad--
he got dissed.
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PEGGY: Bobby, here's
the goatee you wanted.
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Thanks. Oh... what
about the black nail polish?
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They were out.
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You will have to
use a Sharpie.
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No. The only way
you're having a black nail
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is if you hit it
with a hammer.
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Why are you
encouraging our son
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to dress like a criminal?
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Oh, he's just
playing, Hank.
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Gangstas and hos
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is his generation's
cowboys and Indians.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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What's the big deal?
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I was just rocking out
to my music.
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If you're looking for
some entertainment,
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I do have a very awesome video
that you might enjoy.
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If it's the one
about Esau the Eggplant
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and the prodigal cucumber, I've
seen it about a thousand times.
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I hear your beef.
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'You're a teenager
and you're looking
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for something a
little more with it.
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I got your back.
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Hank, I know an after-
school youth group
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that would be
great for Bobby.
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The pastor there has done
some super work with teens.
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'Youth group?
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Sounds kinda boring.
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Sounds kinda perfect.
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Some positive influence
is just what Bobby needs.
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But, Dad,
it's after school.
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What if I want
to join a sports team?
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Nice try.
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He'll be there.
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I can't believe you're
making me do this.
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It's so uncool.
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You know what's
not cool, Bobby?
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Hell.
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Don't forget your Bible.
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( Groans )
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( Indistinct talking )
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What are you
looking at?
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Hey, there, guys.
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I was just, uh...
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What's with the suit?
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You a lawyer, suit?
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No, uh...
I-I-I don't want any trouble.
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I was just looking
for... uh...
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What are you looking for?
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I, um...
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You lost?
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Lonely? Scared?
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Yes!
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Well, then you came
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to the right place.
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Look, K's dropping in
for a Double Ore-Ida.
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Praise Him!
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( Cheering )
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That was awesome.
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Thanks, but not
as awesome as Jesus.
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You guys are
the Christian youth group?
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Pastor K.
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Stroup said she was
sending over a kid
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who likes to rock out. That you?
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Yeah.
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Welcome to the flock.
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Word to our Father.
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Hosanna to the highest.
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See, check out what this lucky
bastard got for his last meal.
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Prisoner number 88725,
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Six pieces of fried chicken,
six rolls, tin roof ice cream,
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strawberry soda and lemon pie.
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Oh, that sounds good.
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That's what I want.
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How about this guy?
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One dozen fried eggs,
one loaf of bread,
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a bowl of salad dressing,
French fries
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and three cartons of milk.
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Oh, no.
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That's what I want.
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If it were me, I'd choose
the world's rarest truffle.
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Then, while they
were searching for it,
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I'd tunnel my way to freedom.
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'Course then I'd miss eating
the world's rarest truffle.
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Quite the quandary.
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I'll tell you what, man.
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Talking bout I'd go out
in dang old style, man.
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You know, talking bout dang
ole rack of lamb, you know,
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and a little ole foie gras.
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Dang ol dinner
is served.
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HANK:
Sorry I'm late.
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The Weather Channel's got
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some pretty exciting stuff
going on in Missouri.
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I felt like
walking home.
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You know, enjoy
this glorious day.
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So, uh, you have
a good time?
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Yes, it was the best.
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I met some great guys,
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and I asked them
to come over later,
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if that's okay?
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Well, of course
it's okay.
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I'll even set up
the tether ball.
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Thanks for making me go, Dad.
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My son just thanked me
for taking him to church.
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( Sniffs)
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Yes, I switched.
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Do not start.
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( Crashing )
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Possum.
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What the...?
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What are you guys doing
to that garbage can?
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That is not its intended use.
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Hey, guys!
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Bobby, don't get
too close.
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What are you
talking about?
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These are my friends
from the youth group.
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They're cool,
and they're totally Christian.
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Hey, check this out.
All right.
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Yeah.
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I... I don't understand.
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Hey, dude, I'm up.
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Can you
hold my Bible?
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Uh...
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You don't have
to just hold it.
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You could read
it, you know.
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Don't tell me to read the Bible.
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Praise Him!
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Praise Him!
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Can you believe the way
that kid was sassing me?
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I was reading
the Bible
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before that little
punk was born.
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Maybe it's just me,
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but I'd rather Bobby
be in a Christian gang
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than one of those
murdering gangs.
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Well,
maybe you're right.
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Wait, |- think
that one is smoking.
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Oh, no, he's praying.
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LUANNE:
Thanks for having me
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over for dinner.
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Mine was a disaster.
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I thought hot dogs
never went bad.
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Would anybody mind
if I said grace tonight?
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Sure, Bobby.
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I want to give a shout-out
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to the man who
makes it all happen.
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Props be to you
for this most bountiful meal
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that sits before us.
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Okay, check it.
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God, you've
got skills.
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You represent
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in these vegetables
and in this napkin
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and in the dirt
that grows the grain
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that makes
the garlic bread sticks
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that are on this table today,
yes, yes.
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HANK:
Okay, Bobby.
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God appreciates the support,
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but I'm sure He wouldn't want
the pot roast to get cold.
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Now, let's wrap it up.
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Sure thing.
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Thanks, J-Man. Peace.
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What up, James?
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Peace be with you, Brad.
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Hey, Bobby,
check it out.
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Righteous!
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You should see Pastor K's ride.
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He's got the Resurrection
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airbrushed
on the back of his Jeep.
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PASTOR Kt Hey,
brothers, gather 'round.
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Time to feel the Word.
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Welcome, everybody.
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Trent, you got our
verse of the day?
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"Test all things.
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Hold fast what is good."
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Thessalonians 5:21.
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Nice job,
brother.
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That verse was running
through my spirit
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when I went
rock climbing last weekend.
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To be tight with the Lord,
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you got to take your faith
to the limit.
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You know what
I'm talking about?
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The power!
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That's right.
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Nothing runs without power.
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I mean, your amp is worthless
unless it gets that juice.
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And so are we.
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So you got to find
a way to plug in.
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Test all things
to find the good.
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But how do you know what's good?
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It's whatever sticks
to your spirit, man.
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Whatever God
tattoos on your soul.
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We're all searching
for that eternal ink.
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( Indistinct utterances
of understanding )
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All right, let us pray.
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And don't forget to say
a little something for Charlie
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who's at home with a wicked
nose ring infection.
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What in...?
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( Grunts)
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Oh, I thought
he had it that time.
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I don't know what to make of
this youth group of Bobby's.
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Last night
he broke curfew,
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but he was up
reading the Bible.
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What do you
do with that?
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Maybe you should punish
him Old Testament style.
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A religious boy like Bobby
would appreciate the irony.
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Bobby,
take that off.
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You can't wear
a T-shirt
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with that
word on it.
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Such vulgarity.
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Wait, which word, Hank--
Satan or sucks?
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Well... either.
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Why not, Dad?
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Satan does suck.
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I know, but...
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He's right, Hank.
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What does your shirt
say, "Satan Rules"?
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So I was thinking.
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Why do criminals get
to have all the good food
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and we get nothing?
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Bill, you pay taxes,
aren't you outraged?
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Yes, I am!
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You know what?
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We should have
our own last meals.
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Hey man, talkin' 'bout
let's go over my place, man.
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It'd be just like a dang ol'
breakfast club, man,
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'cept we're going for dinner
instead, you know, like,
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like, got no Judd
Nelson either, man.
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00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:06,736
There you go!
265
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,764
The first meeting
of the Last Meal Club
266
00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:11,038
convenes at Boomhauer's!
267
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:15,004
I love it
when we do things!
268
00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,914
And then Cain
was all like,
269
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,783
"I ain't supposed to be
looking out for my bro, yo."
270
00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:22,345
I didn't know
that was in Genesis.
271
00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:25,187
Bobby, you are so good
at this.
272
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,922
I owe it all
to my Extreme Teen Bible.
273
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,622
And Pastor K.
274
00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:32,962
He wrote a 22-minute song
about the Disciples.
275
00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:35,058
And if he can remember
all the words,
276
00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:37,593
he's going to play it
at MessiahFest.
277
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,366
Wow, MessiahFest!
278
00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:41,100
Are you going to go?
279
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,235
Uh, I don't know
if Dad'll let me.
280
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:44,710
It'll take a miracle
281
00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,303
to make him
come around,
282
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:49,043
but| guess that's what
the Bible is all about.
283
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,449
Can I get
a what-what?
284
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,283
( Electric guitar playing )
285
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,310
Yeah.
286
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,982
Hear the Word.
287
00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:58,787
Rejoice.
288
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,122
Uh-huh.
289
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,992
( Playing stops )
290
00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:03,223
Yeah. Uh-huh.
291
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,355
What were you doing
there, brother?
292
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,559
Sorry, I was just
feeling the spirit.
293
00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,260
No, man, it works.
294
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:11,236
That's just what I need to help
spread the fire at MessiahFest.
295
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,137
How'd you feel
about backing me up?
296
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,471
On stage?
297
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,907
Relax, brother.
298
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,579
Listen, when I get
nervous before a gig,
299
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:21,102
I just look at this.
300
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,484
Cool.
301
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,514
Hey, Dad, what do you
think of this?
302
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:34,186
Well, Bobby, it's,
uh, so, uh...
303
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,456
What am I looking at?
304
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,395
It's my tattoo.
305
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,694
No gotdang way.
306
00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:40,927
Dad, it's okay.
307
00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:42,560
This is what you do now
308
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:45,469
when you want to give
mad respect to the Lord.
309
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,303
The Lord has been
getting mad respect
310
00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:48,705
since the beginning
of time.
311
00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:50,709
He doesn't need you
defacing your body.
312
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:53,110
But...
313
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,170
No son of mine
is getting a tattoo.
314
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,340
End of discussion.
315
00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:00,118
Hey, I know what this is.
316
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,348
It's a test.
317
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,048
Like with Job.
318
00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:05,786
( Chuckling ):
You rascal!
319
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,892
You know that comedian's joke
320
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:15,128
about how you always get
the cart with a wobbly wheel?
321
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,294
It's so true.
322
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,168
I love that comedian.
323
00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:21,866
Hmm, [ still not sure.
324
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:25,469
Hey, hillbillies.
325
00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:27,001
Why so much
in cart?
326
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:28,980
Food stamps
expire today?
327
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,005
No.
328
00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:31,778
We're cooking our last meals.
329
00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:34,150
Why should you have
to kill somebody
330
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,655
just to get some
decent food around here?
331
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,281
Bah, you
wouldn't know...
332
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:38,882
Hey, is that
filo dough?
333
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,950
Talkin' 'bout spana-dang
ol' kopita man.
334
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:44,487
Hmm, the quest
for the perfect meal.
335
00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,965
Of course it must
start with shrimp.
336
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:52,130
Dead man eating...
shrimp!
337
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,836
Why didn't
Jesus catch me?
338
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,347
He has a plan for you.
339
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,315
The Miller Flip
just isn't part of it yet.
340
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,346
Are you Pastor K?
341
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,512
Yeah, brother.
342
00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:08,884
I'm Bobby Hill's father,
343
00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:10,514
and I want to talk to you
about this garbage
344
00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:12,650
you're teaching my boy.
345
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,057
Well, hold up.
346
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:15,117
'You don't want me teaching
your son about God?
347
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:16,686
Well,
that part's fine.
348
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:17,924
It's the other junk.
349
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,058
The obscene clothing,
the tattoos...
350
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:21,362
Dude, you don't
have to act
351
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,869
or dress a certain
way for God.
352
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,599
You can hang with Him
anyway, anywhere.
353
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,902
Don't you think Jesus is right
here on this half pipe?
354
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:30,807
I'm sure He's a lot of places
He doesn't want to be.
355
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:32,504
What's more important--
356
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,912
That Bobby's a Christian or
that he has a proper haircut?
357
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,642
I'm not giving up on either.
358
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,412
Now stay away from my boy.
359
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,619
BOBBY: Pharaoh's
on our tail, Mom.
360
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,918
My strength is low.
361
00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:45,549
I need some milk and honey.
362
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:46,581
That's enough.
363
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:47,593
This whole thing
364
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:48,822
stops now.
365
00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:50,090
You're getting rid
of all this stuff
366
00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:51,358
and you're going
to church
367
00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:53,456
in a suit and tie
like we've always done.
368
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,728
But Pastor K
says...
369
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,895
And you can forget
about that Pastor K.
370
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:58,927
PEGGY:
Woo! I am out of Egypt!
371
00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:01,099
And look at Moses dance!
372
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,938
Peggy, this is serious.
373
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,909
Oh, Hank, you are overreacting.
374
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:08,107
These are good Christian kids
having good Christian fun.
375
00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:09,774
You think this is fun?
376
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,841
He looks like a burglar.
377
00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,318
What?
378
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,082
What's that in your ear?
379
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:16,589
My testimonial.
380
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,556
No. Uh-uh.
That's an earring.
381
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:19,820
You're grounded, mister.
382
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,157
But MessiahFest
is this afternoon.
383
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,596
I'm Pastor K's backup guy.
384
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:25,927
Mom?
385
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,990
I was on board with
baptizing Ladybird,
386
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,092
but how could you destroy
387
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,796
those perfect little
ears I gave you?
388
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:31,827
Hand it over.
389
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:43,043
You guys just don't understand
how I feel about Jesus!
390
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,624
( Hank groans )
391
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,066
MessiahFest.
392
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:05,764
When I was young,
393
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,136
you went to rock and roll
concerts on Saturday night
394
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,164
and asked for forgiveness
on Sunday.
395
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,142
Now it's all mixed together.
396
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:12,576
I don't know, Hank.
397
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:15,172
Something about scraping off
that bumper sticker
398
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:16,841
seems a little sacrilegious.
399
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:19,545
Bobby loves God,
you worship the devil.
400
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,383
Dinners must be tense.
401
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,549
This has nothing to do
with religion.
402
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,887
I've always been
against vandalism,
403
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,485
be it on my bumper
or in my son's ear.
404
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,394
I'm just setting
things right.
405
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,728
Now I'm going to finish
the job in Bobby's room.
406
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,028
(sighs)
407
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,660
How many Footprints
posters does a kid need?
408
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,838
Bobby?
409
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:47,803
Ah, damn, his Bible's gone.
410
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:51,442
( Rock music playing )
411
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:54,983
( Scratching )
412
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:56,819
( Faughing )
413
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,120
( Chanting ):
Praise him! Praise him!
414
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:03,089
Pastor K, what do you think?
415
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,598
Sharp.
416
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,121
Well, I better go now.
417
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:09,498
One of the bands
asked me to leave
418
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:11,936
before I give
them impure thoughts.
419
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,373
Hey, K, dig the chain. New?
420
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,137
Yeah. Thanks, Pop.
421
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,769
That was your dad?
422
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,404
Yeah, he's a roadie
for The A-Men.
423
00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:21,743
They've been
spreading the word
424
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,146
across North America
all summer.
425
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:24,149
So, you ready to rock?
426
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:25,412
Let's do it.
427
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:26,976
( Ska music playing )
428
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:30,819
JW-W-W-Want a What a burger,
I'm all out of dough
429
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,656
JIt's okay,
it's okay 'cause I know ?
430
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:36,492
J God will provide,
He'll provide for us all �
431
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,260
J Might not get a large fry,
but we'll always get a small. ;
432
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,323
( shudders )
433
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:44,894
Oh, it all smells so good.
434
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,496
I bet bonny Prince Charles
435
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,337
eats like this every night.
436
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:53,141
I would be proud to make this
sumptuous banquet my last meal.
437
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,242
Bon appetit!
438
00:16:56,282 --> 00:17:00,048
Remember, after this, the
next flavor in your mouth
439
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:02,521
will be the sour taste of death.
440
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,523
( All chuckle)
441
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,184
( Coughs)
442
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:07,192
Oh...
443
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,819
No, no.
444
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:13,865
Well, some, dang ol'...
dang ol' dig in, man.
445
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,528
Uh, here, Bill,
let me serve you.
446
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,537
But I don't want to die!
447
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,972
Gotdang, man, talkin' bout
dang ol' superstitions, man.
448
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:22,532
Pass me that dang ol' salt, man,
449
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:25,340
I'm gonna throw a little bit of
that crap over my shoulder, man.
450
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:30,475
Yeah, uh, I had a big lunch
that, uh, didn't tempt fate.
451
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:32,575
Oh, coming!
Yeah, you hear that?
452
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:33,813
Minh call me.
453
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,480
(yells)
454
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:36,852
Whoa.
455
00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:40,424
Save yourselves!
456
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:42,860
Yeah, but... don't...
don't leave me alone!
457
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,694
I eat when I'm scared!
458
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:50,066
(whimpering, muffled mumbling)
459
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,938
Mm, shrimp.
460
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,942
( Rock music playing )
461
00:17:56,976 --> 00:18:00,935
Let's make some noise!
462
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:01,640
(horrified gasp)
463
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:02,978
I say Holy,
464
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:03,982
you say Ghost.
465
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,279
Holy! CROWD: Ghost!
466
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:05,944
Holy!
467
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:07,009
Ghost!
468
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:08,384
I The Lord is my Shepherd
469
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,946
4 I shall not want
470
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,253
I He makes me lie down
in green pastures
471
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,656
They're green, y'all!
472
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:16,185
4 He leads me beside
the still waters I
473
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:17,457
I He restores my soul I
474
00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:19,260
Aw-yeah!
475
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:23,465
Amen!
476
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:24,970
( Cheering )
477
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,096
(gasps )
478
00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:30,271
Dad, we're in the middle
of the show!
479
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:31,743
Well, I hope
you enjoyed it,
480
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:34,474
'cause it's the last time
you're leaving your room
481
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:35,537
until you graduate.
482
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:36,707
Now, let's go.
483
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,183
( Cheering )
484
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:40,549
Hey, what's up?
We still have another set.
485
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,315
I'm taking my son home.
486
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:43,845
I can't believe you, Dad.
487
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:46,620
'You're embarrassing me
in front of the pastor!
488
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,286
Mr. Hill, you just don't get it.
489
00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:49,886
This is how we testify.
490
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,624
{ veiling, singing ):
4 Praise him! I
491
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,063
( shudders )
492
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,397
Can't you see you're not making
Christianity better?
493
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,664
'You're just making
rock and roll worse.
494
00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,171
'You people
are all the same.
495
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,230
You look at us
and think we're freaks.
496
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:03,139
Come on,
even Jesus had long hair.
497
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,269
Only because I
wasn't his dad.
498
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,302
Is there a problem here, K?
499
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:08,438
Yeah, Pop.
500
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,575
This dude
won't let Bobby praise J.C.
501
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:11,981
And he's ruining my show.
502
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,319
Look, I just want my son
503
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:15,684
back in regular church
504
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:18,383
obeying his normal parents
and acting right.
505
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:20,518
See, Pop,
he's holding him back.
506
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:22,027
What're you doing, Kevin?
507
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:23,859
'You forgot Number Five.
508
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:24,488
Huh?
509
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:31,362
Never come between
a kid and his dad.
510
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:35,500
If the man doesn't want his boy
praising like you, it's cool.
511
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:37,236
Yeah, but...
Now go finish your show
512
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,370
before they start
mashing out of anger
513
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,278
instead of jubilation.
514
00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:42,439
Fine.
515
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,040
Sorry about that, friend.
516
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,517
Oh, that's okay.
517
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:48,145
I got to admit, when you first
walked up I didn't think
518
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,315
you and I were going to be
on the same page.
519
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,051
I feel where
you're coming from.
520
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:53,388
Teenagers.
521
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:54,291
Amen.
522
00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:56,892
Let's go, Bobby.
523
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,162
'You can give me the
stink eye all you want,
524
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,103
but it's not going
to change anything.
525
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,628
Fine.
But when I'm 18,
526
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:10,904
I'm going to do
whatever I want for the Lord.
527
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,742
Tattoos, piercings,
the works.
528
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,713
Well, I'll
take that chance.
529
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:18,183
Come here, there's
something I want to show you.
530
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,215
Remember this?
531
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:24,689
My Bean Bag Buddy?
532
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:28,319
Oh, man, I can't believe
I collected those things.
533
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,521
They're so lame.
534
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,429
You didn't think so
five years ago.
535
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:34,433
And how about
your virtual pet?
536
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,231
'You used to carry
this thing everywhere.
537
00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:37,429
Then you got tired of it,
538
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,370
forgot to feed
it, and it died.
539
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:43,273
I look like such a dork.
540
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:44,868
I know how you feel.
541
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,708
( Faughs )
542
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,215
I never thought that
Members Only jacket
543
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,443
would go out of style.
544
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,973
But it did.
545
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:54,679
I know you think that stuff
you're doing now is cool,
546
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,314
but in a few years you're
gonna think it's lame.
547
00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:58,721
And I don't want the, uh,
548
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:02,092
Lord to, uh, you know,
end up in this box.
549
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:04,723
I got you, Dad.
550
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,833
Hey, what's this picture?
551
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,804
Mom used to have blond hair?
552
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:16,206
HANK: Farrah Fawcett
was very popular back then.
553
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:20,873
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554
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:56,473
HANK:
You know what's not cool? Hell.
555
00:21:56,523 --> 00:22:01,073
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