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[bell ringing]
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[students chattering]
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(man) Numbers count!
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I'm sick of only seeing you
in between classes.
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I am this close to cracking open
a book and taking Honors English.
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Let's not waste these two minutes
talking about what can never be.
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Hey, you two!
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You know the school policy.
No violence, no affection.
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[birds chirping]
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Dammit, Dale.
Are you stealing shingles again?
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No. I got a pirate-radio set
at the swap meet.
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So I will bring to this neighborhood
a non-stop talk alternative.
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A constant barrage of eye-opening
conspiracies and ad-libbed innuendi.
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Too bad there's only 24 hours in a day...
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or is there?
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Tune in to 84.372 to find out!
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Put that crap on your own roof!
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Ha! I played you like a set of spoons!
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I only pretended to put it on your roof
so you'd be okay with it being on my roof.
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Sucker!
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[snickering]
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Left-brain workout over.
Begin right-brain workout now!
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[sighing]
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[violin playing]
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[groans]
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Bobby, you better go.
If my dad catches you here...
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he'll make me play that song
he wrote about you.
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Fat White Lump's about me?
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Connie, you need to relax.
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I brought my Game Boy.
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[groans]
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I have to practice.
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There's this new kid from Archer City
who's gunning for first chair.
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And they say he really knows
how to bring it.
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(Kahn) I do not hear beautiful music.
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You think Yo-Yo Ma's father
had to yell at him?
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[violii playiig]
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[beeps]
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[singing]
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[orchestra playiig]
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[shouts]
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Fat white lump!
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[grunting]
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A nefarious government plot to...
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store our nation's silver supply
in our mouths.
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Children, I implore you.
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Rip out your fillings!
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(Dale) This is 24-hour Gribble Talk
serviig the eitire tri-house area,
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Dale is a terrible radio personality.
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Hey, we're listening to him.
He must be doing something right.
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[Bobby panting]
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If he ran that fast at baseball tryouts....
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Nah, he still can't hit for beans.
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Where you hiding Jethro?
Under haystack in living room?
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Whoa, whoa, hey, hey.
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I wouldn't allow that
non-conforming putter on the golf course.
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And I certainly won't let you
beat my son with it.
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[shouting in Laotian]
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Yeah, yeah. I know. I'm a broiled ox penis.
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You can't just order her
to break up with him, Kahn.
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Teenagers very rebellious.
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Big reason I started dating you
was to rebel against Papa.
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I thought the General liked me.
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No. He never think you're good enough.
For my sister maybe, but not me.
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We leave Laos
to make better life for Connie.
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And Bobby Hill ruin everything!
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I am gonna find a way to pry
our truffle out of that pig's snout.
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Hey, neighbor.
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It's the Bobby-Mobile Express to school.
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[mimics train whistle]
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Hop in.
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No, thanks. I'd rather walk.
And I don't much care for walking.
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So you can imagine how I feel
about you right now.
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Bobby, I'm reaching out.
Don't leave me hanging, big guy.
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You and I may have many differences.
But we do have one thing in common.
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We both want what's best
for my little girl.
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That's true.
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I am glad to see we are on the same page.
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So here's $300 to break up with Connie.
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Save that money for our wedding.
That's right!
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Steve Harvey isn't gonna fly himself
in from L.A.
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Bobby, deep inside those folds...
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you must know that you and Connie
do not belong together.
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She is destined for Harvard.
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You are destined for something less.
Maybe retail.
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I will not end up behind a counter!
I will be a prop comic.
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Connie will be a concert violinist.
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And we will find a way
to be on the road together.
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That is the future!
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I suggest you get used to it, Dad!
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You think about it!
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$300 buy a lot of
fake vomit for comedy act.
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I can't believe my dad tried to bribe you.
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Someday I'm gonna put him
in such a second-tier nursing home.
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Hey, lovebirds. No PDAs!
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This is torture!
We can't hold hands in school.
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We can't hold hands at home.
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If we don't hold hands soon,
I'm gonna lose it!
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[crying] Mom! Dad!
Bobby broke up with me!
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Wow! You have taught me
the meaning of total surprise.
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He said he liked me,
but he wasn't ""in like"" with me.
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[sobbing]
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I don't know about this.
It's one thing to bribe a judge. But--
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Don't you go soft on me!
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Better she cry now for 10 minutes,
than spend 45 years crying...
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that Bobby Hill still not get promotion
at dirt factory.
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[whistling]
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[both gasp]
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-Sorry, sir.
-Not at all.
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(Connie) Bobby!
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He bought it, Connie! We're free!
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Gun it!
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[Bobby grunting]
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Finally we can be alone.
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Connie, will you hold my hand?
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I'd love to.
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[yawns]
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If your dad knew he paid us $300
to hold hands...
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and look at ourselves in a mirror,
he'd go crazy!
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Good. He doesn't care about me at all.
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All he cares about are my stupid grades.
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Let's see how my dad likes it when
I'm too sad because you dumped me...
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to pass my bio midterm.
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You're gonna fail a test on purpose?
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You have never been more beautiful
to me than you are right now.
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After 60 hours on the air, folks,
I have to apologize.
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That last caller
was not the real Spiro Agnew.
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Although he did make some cogent points.
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It's live talk radio, people,
Workiig without a iet here,
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Okay, our iext caller
from iearby McMayierbury,,,
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oh, it must be a wiidy day,,,
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is, aid this is quite ai hoior,,,
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former Soviet Premier Leoiid Brezhiev,
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C, C-plus, two B-minuses.
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[sighs]
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You really did it this time, Son.
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You set realistic goals and
you reached them. Way to go!
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(Peggy) With grades like that...
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you could become governor
and then president someday.
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[Kahn screaming]
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An F?
A-minus is unacceptable in this house.
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Even regular A, we're not so crazy about.
What's going on?
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I'm so upset. I can't concentrate.
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The frog I had to dissect was looking
at me just like Bobby used to.
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[grunts]
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But don't worry.
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Pretty soon I'll be getting
much better grades.
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They're taking me out of Honors Bio
and putting me in life-skills class.
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[screaming]
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There it is again.
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Now, the proper way to clean your ears
is to gently swab around the rim.
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Puncture the eardrum and you'll hear
a pop, followed by a lifetime of silence.
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-ls this it?
-(Peterson) Now, people....
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Is he gonna say anything about
the anatomical structure of the ear?
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No. Just the cleaning.
This is actually a review from yesterday.
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Got that? Cotton swabs.
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Passing notes, Connie?
""I'm so bored I could kill myself?""
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[gasps]
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Oh, my God!
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I ain't seen you folks
since Connie won the science fair.
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Yeah. Well, things have gone downhill
since then.
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We think she's suicidal.
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No!
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I caught her passing this note to Bobby.
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I gotta make sure
your kids aren't planning some kind of...
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I jump, you jump,
Dungeons and Dragons crap.
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This isn't a suicide note.
Connie's just bored.
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I hope this is just a harmless note.
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It's possible that Connie, for some reason,
just wasn't interested...
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in my ear-hygiene lecture.
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But isn't it more likely
that she is a deeply troubled little girl...
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and this is her cry for help?
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Connie don't need help. She perfect.
That's why we love her.
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Perfect, huh? I notice Connie's grades
have been slipping.
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That's often a warning sign.
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Kahn, you know what this is about.
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[speaking Laotian]
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[speaking Laotian]
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Bobby....
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[speaking Laotian]
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Bobby....
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[both speaking Laotian]
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Okay, okay!
It's because Bobby dumped Connie!
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What? They broke up?
Did you know about this?
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Hank, I am not on trial here.
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Kahn and Minh are, and possibly
Bobby and Connie, but not me.
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-Can I have some water?
-It's all my fault!
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I never think he good enough for my girl!
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Now I realize Bobby Hill
only thing keeping her alive.
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Of all the kids you march in here,
Peterson, you finally got one right.
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We're gonna have to give back that $300.
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We've only got $280 left.
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Where are we gonna get $20?
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(Hank) Well, thank you, Carl.
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Mom, Dad, I'm so sorry.
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No, no, no, no.
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All your mother and I ever want for you
is to be happy.
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That's why we push you so hard.
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And now you're not happy being away
from Bobby Hill.
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So we push you right back together
with him.
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Oh, yeah!
If I'm back together with Bobby...
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I won't want to kill myself.
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Perfect!
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Tonight, I take everyone out to fancy
ltalian dinner at That's Amore.
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I always have very strong feelings
about Hill family.
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Now those feelings are of love.
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(Dale) All right, let's see,,,
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I told you about
the sperm-couit-loweriig soft driiks,
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Told you about SuperCuts catalogiig DNA,
I'm ruiiiig dry here, Wait!
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Is there aiy coicrete evideice
that Hawaii actually exists,,,,
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No, I already covered that,
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Does aiyoie remember The Drifters?
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[Uider The Boardwalk
by The Drifters playing on radio]
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All these years, Bobby wasn't
good enough for Connie.
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Now suddenly Kahn's kissing our asses
like the paperboy at Christmas time.
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I am not even sure
Bobby should take her back.
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As a person who has worked
with children for many years...
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I can tell you this:
the suicidal ones are trouble.
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Connie's not suicidal, she was just upset.
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It's not like when we were kids, Peggy.
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Teenagers in love today
can get very emotional.
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Which novelty tie
goes better with this suit?
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Piano or fish?
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-Piano.
-Piano.
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[piano playing]
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[glass clinking]
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They call this place That's Amore!
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Ah, Amore!
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Love. So perfect.
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It is in the air tonight.
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Now let us drink to this young couple...
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while they kiss and make up.
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I don't know if all parents are biased when
they watch their kids kiss other kids.
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But Bobby really is the better kisser.
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Hey, it's Reuiitedby Peaches and Herb.
Come on, you two.
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Get out on dance floor.
Hand on shoulders. Stare in eyes.
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All that jazz.
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It's so creepy the way
they keep staring at us.
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On the plus side, now that
he thinks you want to kill yourself...
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he hasn't tried to kill me.
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[groaning]
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I must say Bobby is very light on his feet
for a boy of his shape.
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Like a young Jackie Gleason.
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What Bobby doing tomorrow at 6:00?
245
00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,940
I schedule Connie for a Bobby-block
every night this week.
246
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:15,014
Let's see.... Yeah. Tomorrow at 6:00 it is.
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Monday was the roller rink.
Tonight we see Bathtub ofBlood Two,,,
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starring Julia Roberts' brother.
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(Dale) Dateliie Arlei,
What hot youig couple, her hot pareits,,,
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aid his pareits were seei caioodliig
over ioodles at Chow Maii?
251
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:37,805
That's M-A-l-N, 6325 North Maii Street,
252
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:41,504
(Kahn) Hey, Hank.
253
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:46,544
How about you and I mosey over
to refreshment stand for long time?
254
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:48,944
Leave the lovebirds all alone.
255
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:50,481
Kissy-kissy.
256
00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:51,823
[laughing]
257
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,617
I thought they'd never leave.
258
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,825
[mai chatteriig]
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00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:01,496
What are you doing?
260
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:06,166
First time all week we've been alone
and you're doing homework?
261
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:09,605
I'm not gonna get into Harvard
watching slasher films.
262
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:12,409
You always hated
when your dad made you study.
263
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:14,911
And now you're doing it behind his back?
264
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:19,647
Bobby, I don't overachieve because
my dad makes me. I do it because....
265
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:23,946
Well, there are some very complicated
psychological reasons that I don't...
266
00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:26,923
quite understand,
because you keep talking!
267
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:31,993
Is it me?
Or is it getting a little nerdy in here?
268
00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:35,192
(Kahn) Thanks for paying for Milk Duds.
269
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,997
Well, just getting you back
for the steak and lobster.
270
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:41,638
Hey, try putting some of those Duds
in your popcorn. It's wild.
271
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:47,003
Can't you stop talking about school?
I wish Joseph was here.
272
00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:50,509
Now there's a guy who enjoys
watching a good stabbing.
273
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,380
Well, I wish my violin was here.
At least I'd have something...
274
00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:55,715
to carry on
an intelligent conversation with.
275
00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:57,948
I wish it was here,
so I could throw it out the window!
276
00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:01,823
I'd like to see you try.
It would be Bobby Hill's last movement!
277
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:06,625
[scoffs] You don't even get it.
It's a music joke! ""Movement?""
278
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,430
My mind went right to poop.
279
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:11,662
[groans] It's always poop with you!
280
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:15,330
Why aren't windows all fogged up?
281
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:18,501
My God! What happened to
the Mrs. I.P. Daley...
282
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:20,703
I checked into the Jolly Roger with?
283
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,542
She doesn't want to have to pick
a medical school...
284
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,617
based on what clown college you get into!
285
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:26,980
[Kahn exclaims]
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00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:32,588
Do something! You're killing her!
287
00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:38,290
(Dale) Cock-a-doodle-doo!
It's the moriiig zoo!
288
00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:41,165
Morning, baby!
289
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:45,826
You look sad.
You must be upset about fight with Bobby.
290
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:46,962
But that okay.
291
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:50,098
I schedule hot-air balloon ride
for two of you.
292
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:52,540
I'm not sure I want to do
anything with Bobby.
293
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,545
What? No, no, no, no! Come on!
294
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,842
We go deep-fry some peanut butter
and banana sandwiches.
295
00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:01,448
The fun we'll have.
296
00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:06,982
Yeah, Kahn. You go fry your bananas.
Knock yourself out.
297
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:12,055
He can fry a banana sandwich pretty quick.
So, spill it!
298
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:16,565
Mom, I was never suicidal.
And Bobby and I never broke up.
299
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,567
We were only pretending
so we could spend more time together.
300
00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:21,104
You lied to us?
301
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:24,073
Yeah. But now that we've spent
all this time together...
302
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,135
I don't know if he's right for me.
303
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,345
Oh.
304
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:32,316
You know, honey, back in Laos,
I was dating Phoukong Vivarad.
305
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:36,018
He the vice president of acquisitions
for lngersoll-Rand.
306
00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:39,950
Such a comer.
The General love him like a son.
307
00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:42,321
Then I met your dad.
308
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,792
(Coiiie) At the Natioial Scieice Museum,
309
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,665
(Miih) Oh, that's just a story we tell,
310
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,363
Truth is, we meet at the discotheque,
311
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,399
[music playing]
312
00:17:56,675 --> 00:18:00,509
He pull up oi cherry moped
weariig tight, shiiy shirt,,,
313
00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,340
aid a pompadour,,,,
314
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,382
Daddy was a bad boy?
315
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:06,646
Boy, how the Geieral hate him,
316
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:09,379
Push Phoukoig oi me
like you wouldi 't believe,
317
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,118
(Miih) But I had to choose for myself,
318
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:15,749
The corporate boy or the bad boy,
319
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,390
[motorcycle revving]
320
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:25,432
Okay. You picked Dad
because Grandpa hated him.
321
00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:28,105
So I should stay with Bobby?
322
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:32,436
No. I picked your Dad because
even though we very different...
323
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,507
I knew he was right for me.
324
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:37,471
I can't tell you if Bobby
right for you or not.
325
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,382
Your Dad can't tell you either.
Only you can decide.
326
00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:49,557
(Dale) Well, folks, earlier I made some
commeits that were deemed iiseisitive,,,
327
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:51,128
by oie ofmy key spoisors,,,
328
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:55,524
Dale's Dead Bug,
who pulled all his ads, Coward,
329
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,899
Aid I cai 't drum up aiy iew sales
siice I'm stuck behiid this,,,
330
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:01,472
microphone 24 hours a day.
331
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:06,041
So I have been forced to sell
the station to Mexican interests.
332
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,643
[speaking Spanish]
333
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:10,643
Octavio.
334
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:12,812
[speaking Spanish]
335
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:20,688
[music playiig]
336
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,484
[switch clicks]
337
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:26,530
You look like you're thinking, Son.
338
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:29,226
There something you want
to talk to your mother about?
339
00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:32,062
Dad, I'm thinking of calling it quits
with Connie.
340
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:33,396
Again?
341
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:37,008
Bobby, ladies don't like
mind games and drama...
342
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:39,241
they like predictability.
343
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,345
I don't want to hurt her.
344
00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:43,914
But I've never broken up
with anyone before.
345
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:45,749
How do I do it?
346
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:49,981
Well, I've only been with your Mom,
and we never broke up.
347
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:54,788
But I have fired people at
Strickland Propane. You got to be honest.
348
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,687
Tell them how they didn't meet your...
349
00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:59,093
expectations and promise them
a good recommendation.
350
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:09,706
Hey, Connie. You up for a game?
351
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:12,404
Sure.
352
00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:15,502
I'll be Lu Manchu. You be Daisy Wah.
353
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,817
(Bobby) You're terrible at this.
354
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:22,584
I know. I hate video games.
355
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,189
I know.
356
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:29,120
Connie, I didn't just call you over here
because check-out's at 1 1 :00.
357
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:36,862
Well, you've been a valuable part
of the organization for two years now.
358
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:37,969
But....
359
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:39,895
Are you firing me?
360
00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:41,105
[mumbling]
361
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,504
I think we should break up.
362
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:47,909
What? But I came here
to break up with you.
363
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,880
You're just saying that.
364
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,279
No. I mean it.
365
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,715
I composed a break-up letter
and everything.
366
00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:59,450
""Bobby, there are some fundamental
differences that suggest....""
367
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,219
My God! You are such a nerd!
368
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:05,462
I know!
And all you care about is having fun.
369
00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:07,464
I know! And you don't!
370
00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:08,859
I know!
371
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:16,801
I guess it's gonna be kind of weird not
being boyfriend and girlfriend anymore.
372
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:20,870
Maybe a little.
But it's not like we hate each other.
373
00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:23,909
No, no. We're still friends, right?
374
00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:25,806
Right. Friends.
375
00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:27,282
And still neighbors.
376
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:29,554
Sure. Unless you're moving.
377
00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:31,288
I'm not going anywhere.
378
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:32,516
Neither am l.
379
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,920
We've still got 20 minutes left
on the room.
380
00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:41,393
Maybe we could hold hands one last time?
381
00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:31,104
(Kahi) Fat white lump!
382
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