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When can I try her out, Hank?
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I bet she's got enough power
to lift me off the ground!
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It's a leaf blower, Bill, not a jetpack.
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Guess who's running
for an unprecedented fourth term...
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as president of the Arlen Gun Club?
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I'll give you a hint.
He made love to my wife last night.
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Dang it, Dale.
I didn't let Bill put a personal ad up there...
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and I sure as hell won't let that up.
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[l Fought The Law
by Bobby Fuller Four playing]
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Macaroon?
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I've got entrance-wound size
and exit-wound size.
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Dale, every year I vote for you...
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just to get my hands
on one of your fine macaroons.
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Well, in that case, Jim,
take two and vote twice.
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That's a good one.
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Mad Dog, cookie?
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Hats off, boys. It's the First Lady.
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If you're not going to respect the man,
Mad Dog, at least respect the office.
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Gribble, I wouldn't vote for a clown
like you if I had a gun to my head.
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See?
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Hey! Watch your mouth, Mad Dog!
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While you were safely tucked away
in prison...
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Dale was out there kicking ass
for the highest bidder.
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Yeah. Right.
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Or don't you get
Soldier of Fortuie in the hole?
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Paid ad don't mean nothing.
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I bought a knife from an ad
in the back of that magazine.
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Said it wouldn't break off in a man's skull.
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Crap.
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Tell him, Dale.
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Tell him about the time you assassinated
that Central American dictator.
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-Yeah!
-Again? Gladly.
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The generalissimo was guarded better
than a Mafia don's virgin daughter.
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We needed the element of surprise...
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so me and my team showed up
disguised as flower-delivery men.
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He answers the door, thinking
someone sent him a bouquet of roses.
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But instead...
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he's pushing up daisies!
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That's a good one.
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[All exclaiming]
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Well, I'll be danged!
An accidental discharge.
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Or was there a Central American dictator
hiding in the cash register?
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That's one for the safety video.
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Come on, guys! Lighten up.
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-Anyone want a beer?
-Yeah.
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-Sure.
-Read my mind.
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[Singing] Dale had
ai accideital discharge
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Stop laughing at me!
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-I'm a laughingstock!
-Dale, calm down.
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In a couple of weeks, I'm sure one of
those guys will accidentally shoot off...
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someone's toe, and this'll all be forgotten.
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Oh, God!
If that happened, I'd kiss his bloody nub.
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[Crashing]
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Fresh batch of macaroons, Jim?
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Whoa! Don't shoot!
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Good one, Jim. Very topical.
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I'll just put the cookies over on the....
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You're going down, Gribble.
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And unlike your macaroons,
you're staying down.
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[All laughing]
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Hey, Dale, you look kind of sad for a guy
who's in a propane dealership.
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Mad Dog's challenging me for president...
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and he's already got the Black vote. Earl.
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And the gay vote.
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Earl.
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So things are gonna be a little tense
with Earl.
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You're still gonna win the election.
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You don't understand.
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Me having an accidental discharge
is like you giving a sales pitch...
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for a grill and not even mentioning
the convenient warming plate.
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I can't even.... No. God, no!
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God, yes!
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Mad Dog's even sent out invitations
to his inauguration party.
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Why did I pull my gun during the
flower-delivery story?
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Because it makes it more exciting!
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But now look at me!
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Mommy! It's burning!
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-Oh, that hurts!
-I'm unfit to carry a weapon.
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[Dale crying]
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How long am I gonna have to look
at Dale moping around in his underwear?
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Oh, there goes the underwear.
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I can honestly say this is the first time I've
ever seen anyone as depressed as I am.
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-It's scary.
-We've gotta do something to help him.
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Tell you what, man,
I broke up with a chick....
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Just give.... Could give a little ol',
dang ol' little puppy, man.
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That's a great idea! We'll give Dale a dog.
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Nice work, Boomhauer.
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I have to say, I am not wowed
by the puppy idea.
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But here's what we do know.
A gun is a penis substitute.
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So Dale losing the Gun Club presidency
is like Dale losing his....
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-Penis?
-Exactly!
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Now, how do we give Dale back his penis?
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We anonymously answer his
Soldier of Fortuie ad...
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and send him on a mission
even a moron could do.
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When he completes it...
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he will happily be back in his
pathetic little bubble of self-delusion!
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And kudos to me for coming up
with the idea.
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Macaroon?
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You, too?
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[Phone ringing]
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This is Dale.
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Yes, I'm calliig about your ad,
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It's a sky-blue Schwinn
in 68%% mint condition.
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I'm calling about your
Soldier of Fortuie ad.
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I'm paid up.
My wife sent the check last week.
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I'm tryiig to hire you, you idiot,
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Who is this?
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You don't know me. But my name is....
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Frank! It's Frank Hill! Wait, no.
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-Fred.
-Fred Hill.
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Mr. Big.
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My name is Mr. Big.
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Yes, yes, yes!
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Are you available
for a top-secret mission tomorrow?
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Let me check my appointment book.
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Kidnap, kidnap, coup.
Sure, I can squeeze you in.
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Excellent. Mr. Big is pleased.
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Tomorrow at 2:00 p.m.,
go to the bus station.
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We'll call you with further instructions.
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Daddy's back!
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Coconutty.
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-How long we been on stakeout?
-Three minutes.
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-I'm starving.
-We'll get a snack after.
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And I'm horny.
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[Phone ringing]
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-Go.
-This is Mr. Big, I tell you what.
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In the lobby, you will find an aluminum
briefcase underneath a bench.
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[Whispering] Tell him to get a Twix bar
from the vending machine.
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[Shushing]
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Take the briefcase to the skating rink...
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across town and put it in the dumpster.
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Twix!
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Briefcase!
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What the hell are you doing?
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Give it.
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Pocket sand!
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He took the wrong briefcase!
Dang it, Dale!
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[Phone ringing]
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The falcon has the egg.
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By egg, I mean briefcase.
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Oh, and this is Dale, from the ad.
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There's been a change in plans.
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Your new mission is to take the briefcase
to the lost and found at the bus station.
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Wait a minute.
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I don't recall a change in plans
being in the original plan.
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00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:05,695
What exactly am I carrying in this case?
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00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:08,706
I'll ask the questions around here, Gribble.
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00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:11,402
And right now I don't have any.
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00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:12,977
It's drugs, isn't it?
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00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:16,708
Well, if you want a mule,
go to the pet store, Big!
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Mercenary.
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""To Zander. Happy Birthday. Love, Daddy.""
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Daddy?
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There's no drugs!
Oh, my God, I've been set up!
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-Where are the drugs?
-What drugs?
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The drugs that the drug lord will search
for in each and every one of my cavities...
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when I present him
with an empty teddy bear.
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I can't die on my first mission!
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It's bad for business!
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00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:12,361
Thank God, Hank!
Someone's trying to kill me!
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00:11:12,471 --> 00:11:15,201
And this time I'm not just saying that
to get attention!
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I should have known
it was too good to be true.
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Fourteen years I've been running that ad.
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Not one call! Then suddenly, one call.
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I'm being set up.
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00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,677
But who hates me? No one!
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Wait. Mad Dog.
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But who would stand to gain
from killing me? No one!
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Wait. Mad Dog.
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Mr. Big is Mad Dog!
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What? No, no! Mr. Big is not Mad Dog!
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Mr. Big is...
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not Mad Dog.
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Oh, God, I'm a dead man.
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If you guys are seen with me,
Mr. Big will kill you, too!
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So get out of here.
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Hank, Boomhauer, you got a lot to live for!
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Bill, you can stay or go, doesn't matter.
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-Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
-Dale, what are you doing?
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I'm gonna kill Mr. Big before he kills us!
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Mr. Big's gonna kill us!
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Quick, Nancy! Plan 51 Tango!
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00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,799
What are you talking about, sug'?
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00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,429
Fifty-one Tango!
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In the event of a hostile takeover
of the Gun Club...
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resulting in a Dale-threatening situation,
I flee to Costa Rica!
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Why do we even have the drills
if you aren't gonna pay attention?
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Well, I don't hear any girlish screams.
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So either Dale's not here yet or he's dead.
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The invitation says we're supposed
to bring chips and dip.
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We ain't got no chips and dip!
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[Alarm sounding]
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Trespassers.
If I shoot them, I'm going back to jail.
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00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:04,949
But I can't not shoot them.
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Dang, man. You can talk about a....
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-Bill, watch out!
-What?
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I'm too fat! I'm too fat!
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Hang on, fellas. Help is on the way!
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I'm okay. This skeleton broke my fall.
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00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:45,989
Joseph, I waited at the mall for two hours.
201
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:49,691
You know I don't trust
anyone else's opinion on swimsuits.
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00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:50,819
Sorry.
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00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:53,626
I had to cut my hair to make a moustache
for my dad.
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00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:54,960
We're going on a trip.
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-ln my dad's truck?
-Your dad gave it to me.
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He's buying a convertible.
I wasn't supposed to say anything...
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00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:04,332
but here it is. He's having a midlife crisis.
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00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:07,105
He'll probably leave your mother,
and it's partially your fault.
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00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:11,380
Now, be good boys and go get
my flip-flops. They're under the couch.
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00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:13,415
Oh, and bring the couch.
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00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:19,390
See that nasty stain on the carpet?
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00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:21,919
Well, you better start talking,
or you're gonna end up...
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just like the guy who spilled that red wine.
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00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:26,463
Okay, okay, just calm down.
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00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:30,091
You seem like a reasonable fellow, so
you'll probably get a chuckle out of this.
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-Dale's coming to kill you!
-I knew it!
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00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:35,401
Now, how's he planning on doing it?
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00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:39,637
Hey, man, what are you talking about?
I don't know a dang ol' thing, man.
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00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:41,178
Playing dumb, huh?
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Oh, good. Now I get to torture you.
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00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:47,613
Jim! Go get your jumper cables.
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00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,621
There wasn't anything on the invitation
about taking hostages.
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00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:54,022
Fifteen minutes ago we were talking
about microwaving a pizza!
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00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:55,115
What happened here?
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[Cell phone beeping]
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00:14:58,464 --> 00:14:59,453
What's that?
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Man, that dang ol' cell phone.
I could be talking to Shavonne, man.
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00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,092
You know, we were gonna go have dinner,
rent a movie...
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00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:05,727
you know, make a movie, too, man.
230
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:09,501
Maybe I can hit the redial button
with my nose and call for help.
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-It's our only hope.
-Go for it!
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[Phone ringing]
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-Beep! The number you have--
-Dale, it's Haik,
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Mad Dog is holdiig us prisoier
at his house,
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Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, Hank!
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00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:30,889
Joseph, forget the flip-flops!
Just get the couch!
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00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:34,231
Is that my dad?
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00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,367
If he's not gonna make it home
for dinner...
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ask him if I can have his pork chop.
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00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:43,537
Bobby, you'll be having your dad's pork
chop every night for the rest of your life.
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00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:46,668
Wait.
That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
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Retraction.
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Bobby, you will not be having your dad's
pork chop tonight or any other night.
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You hear that, Hank?
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Bobby's not having
your pork chop, damn it!
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-I'm on my way!
-No, Dale, Just call the cops,
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Oh, my God! What the hell are you doing?
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Nothing. I swear.
I was just calling for help!
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Give me that!
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Oh, my God! Come on.
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-Get down!
-No!
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-Dale, did you call the cops?
-Cops? Relax, Hank.
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You're with a professional
soldier of fortune.
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You are not a soldier of fortune!
You're not a soldier of anything!
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The only soldier here is Bill,
and he cuts hair.
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I'm so scared.
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You're nothing but a bunch of stories
you read in a magazine...
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written by bigger liars than you.
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You want me to save us
from Mr. Big or not?
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Dang it, Dale.
Mad Dog is not Mr. Big, I am Mr. Big.
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-No, you're not.
-I am Mr. Big.
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But I've known you since the
second grade! When did this happen?
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First grade?
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It happened when you shot
that stupid cash register.
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We sent you on a phony mission.
266
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:59,577
No, it was more like a phony errand.
And you couldn't even get that right.
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I was just trying to make you feel better
without having to talk to you.
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Now, which one of you fellows
has always been afraid of drowning?
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Mad Dog, you'll want to hear this.
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My friends were just asking about
my work for the ClA.
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Knock it off, Dale.
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There's no way they'd let one of their
contract killers die in a situation like this.
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What? Copy that.
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What are you doing?
Who are you talking to?
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He's talking to me. Yeah. Copy that.
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Okay, Dale. Talk to you later.
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In about two minutes, a ClA SWAT team...
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is gonna swarm this place like flies on Bill.
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You're bluffing.
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Dale, shut up or you're gonna get us killed.
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You know, you'd be amazed
how a few flowers...
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could really brighten up this room.
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[Alarm sounding]
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Oh, my God!
Dale's flower-delivery-man routine?
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It's the ClA!
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00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:22,289
We ain't scared of the ClA! Right, men?
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00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:25,557
Jim, go in the kitchen
and get my box of grenades.
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-Third shelf behind the cake mix.
-No way!
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I'll have cake with you anytime,
but you shoot your own feds!
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Yeah, Mad Dog!
There's only one man I'd take a bullet for...
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and he's home making my supper!
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So that's how it's gonna be?
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Well, you can put those flowers
on your graves.
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I'm flying free.
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Oh, man! By the size of those bouquets,
they're packing some serious heat.
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Dale, call them off!
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Please, Dale! They'll listen to you.
You're one of them.
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-I'll make it up to you. I swear!
-Well, I could.
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But calling off the ClA seems like a job...
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best suited for the president
of the Gun Club.
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All in favor of re-electing
Dale Alvin Gribble...
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who's currently running on the
""Save your sorry asses"" platform...
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-say aye.
-Aye!
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I got 47 dozen roses for a Dale Gribble.
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00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,715
How embarrassing.
I seem to have forgotten all my money.
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00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,587
I knew he was a company man.
He's flashing his ClA badge.
307
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:34,993
But that guy's my best friend,
and he'll cover me.
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00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:39,729
Holy smokes!
He dropped the hammer on Mad Dog!
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I'll just slip away
and live to fight another day.
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00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,952
I'll be damned if I let
those jack-booted thugs...
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00:20:57,055 --> 00:21:00,513
put my yearbook photo all over the CNN!
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00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:05,055
It got pretty hairy in there.
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I've seen hairier.
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00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:12,267
Well, I haven't. But then again,
I'm not a professional mercenary.
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Nice work, Dale.
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I mean, nice work, Dale.
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Wait a minute. Did we untie Bill?
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I'm okay. I just fell in the hole again.
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00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:33,854
One more time, Dale.
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Tell us the story about how you saved
all of us from Mad Dog.
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Again? Gladly.
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It was 3:00 p.m. yesterday.
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The Gun Club was filled with the smell
of intrigue and coconut.
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I needed to know who I could trust.
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So I pretended...
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to accideitally discharge my weapoi
iito the cash register,
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HANK: Mr, Big is pleased,
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