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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:33,922 [girls laughing] 2 00:00:35,502 --> 00:00:36,935 [exclaiming] 3 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:40,131 See the tall one with braces? That's Amanda. 4 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:43,600 I'd give anything to be a flannel nightgown at that sleepover. 5 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,268 It'll never happen. 6 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,703 But I do have an unobstructed view... 7 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:51,215 of hot girl-on-girl pillow-fight action from my bedroom window. 8 00:00:51,317 --> 00:00:54,980 Not as good as the view from my roof with my dad's thermal goggles. 9 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:57,420 I'll be able to see their body heat.... 10 00:00:57,524 --> 00:00:58,752 [exclaiming] 11 00:00:58,858 --> 00:01:00,018 Later, Bobby. 12 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:07,161 Lights out at 9:30. After that, no laughing, no singing. 13 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:10,896 -No flashlights, no ghost stories. -No nothing, except sleep! 14 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:13,336 Also, you have to sign this. 15 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:16,968 (Kahn) It says that we are not responsible... 16 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,841 for any injury that might occur during sleepover. 17 00:01:25,051 --> 00:01:27,349 Susan Clemmons, is it? 18 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:29,482 You forgot to initial here! 19 00:01:31,991 --> 00:01:34,983 Okay. Enjoy sleepover. 20 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:36,889 [music blariig oi stereo] 21 00:01:36,996 --> 00:01:38,361 [girls laughing] 22 00:01:43,002 --> 00:01:44,799 Dang! Show's over! 23 00:01:44,904 --> 00:01:49,102 What are you doing? What part of the contract didn't you understand? 24 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:50,969 Give me the pillows! 25 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:55,647 (Bobby) That's it, Susan. Hide the pillow. Good girl. 26 00:01:55,748 --> 00:01:58,308 Come on, cough it up! 27 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:03,315 [girls sighing] 28 00:02:04,157 --> 00:02:06,148 You're not gonna sleep now, are you? 29 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:09,922 I'd leave now, but I already paid your dad for the continental breakfast. 30 00:02:10,029 --> 00:02:11,155 (girl) Yeah. 31 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,300 [whispering] Bobby! 32 00:02:15,401 --> 00:02:17,733 Honest, Connie. I--I wasn't watching. 33 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:20,135 Bobby, my party's dying. Can you come over? 34 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,298 Yes! 35 00:02:21,407 --> 00:02:22,601 [crickets chirping] 36 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,773 [groaning] 37 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:28,870 [girls laughing] 38 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,348 Bobby! Take it off! 39 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,210 [music playiig oi stereo] 40 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,253 Give the girls what they paid for. 41 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:37,389 Oh, my God! 42 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,924 If cupid had a heart, He would make you fall 43 00:02:40,026 --> 00:02:41,118 [grunting] 44 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:43,218 You'll fall ii love with me 45 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,559 Ii io time at all 46 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,223 If cupid had a heart 47 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:50,302 Shake it, baby. Give me some motion. 48 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:51,461 Oh, yeah! 49 00:02:51,871 --> 00:02:53,566 She's got nice ones! 50 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,436 If cupid had a heart 51 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:57,305 (Kahn) What are you doing? 52 00:02:57,410 --> 00:03:01,813 This is a sleepover, not a play-music-loud-all-night-over! 53 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,517 What's Chang Wassanasong doing here? 54 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:11,283 I might have told him you were having a sleepover. 55 00:03:11,591 --> 00:03:14,958 -What's up, ladies? -Beat it, Wassanasong! 56 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,590 Check it out. It's ""Booby"" Hill. 57 00:03:19,732 --> 00:03:23,691 When God was passing out wit, you thought he said zit... 58 00:03:23,803 --> 00:03:25,430 and you asked for seconds. 59 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:28,735 -Now, out the window! -We're not going anywhere. 60 00:03:28,841 --> 00:03:32,299 -We came for a pillow fight. -Connie's dad took them all. 61 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:35,510 Then how about just fight? 62 00:03:35,615 --> 00:03:36,639 [groaning] 63 00:03:36,749 --> 00:03:37,807 What was that? What.... 64 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:38,884 [Kahn screaming] 65 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:41,249 No boys in slumber party! 66 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:43,756 Oh, hey, Chang. 67 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:47,049 How you doing? How's your dad? 68 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:50,058 Still on membership committee at Nine River Country Club? 69 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:51,858 Yes, sir, Mr. Soup. 70 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:55,457 We were just walking by and we saw Bobby sneaking in the window... 71 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:58,298 and I wanted to make sure Connie was okay. 72 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:00,201 Bobby Hill, out the window! 73 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:04,939 Chang, you and your friends may use the door. 74 00:04:05,211 --> 00:04:06,405 [crickets chirping] 75 00:04:08,681 --> 00:04:09,705 [groaning] 76 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:12,683 All right, guys. The girls aren't here. 77 00:04:12,785 --> 00:04:15,310 We don't have to pretend to be tough. 78 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:19,221 Come on. I--I live next door. 79 00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:23,887 All I have to do is scream and my dad will be on you like flies on pie! 80 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:28,030 If you eat some dirt, then maybe I'll leave you alone. 81 00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:30,593 But I don't wanna eat any dirt. 82 00:04:31,537 --> 00:04:33,129 Maybe just a little. 83 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:40,840 -Yum, that's good dirt. -You didn't eat any. 84 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:42,572 (Bobby) Dad! Dad! Dad! 85 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,279 [snoring] 86 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:55,322 [speakiig Spaiish] 87 00:04:56,095 --> 00:04:57,756 [all shoutiig] 88 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:00,759 Help! 89 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:01,891 Bobby? 90 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,499 -What have you been eating? -Dirt! 91 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:09,473 Chang Wassanasong made me eat dirt! He beat me up! 92 00:05:09,776 --> 00:05:11,539 [sighing] I'll get some ice. 93 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:15,706 Don't worry, Dad. I'll find out Chang's address... 94 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:19,114 so you can go over there and make his dad eat dirt. 95 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:22,118 Bobby, remember when you were 10 years old... 96 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:24,849 and I pulled that big girl off you at the park? 97 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:28,426 That's not happening anymore. 98 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:32,153 There is only one person who can fight your battles for you. 99 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:36,258 And I know you don't want to hear this, but that person is you. 100 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:39,429 Look at me! This can't fight. 101 00:05:39,605 --> 00:05:42,665 Then take a boxing course at the YMCA. 102 00:05:42,775 --> 00:05:46,802 You can learn anything at the Y. That's where I learned how to fight. 103 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:50,213 You know, that's also where I learned to swim. 104 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:54,213 So, taking those boxing lessons kept the bullies from picking on you? 105 00:05:56,422 --> 00:05:58,982 Bullies, picking on me? 106 00:06:03,596 --> 00:06:05,359 Yeah. Sure. Why not? 107 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:06,759 [birds chirping] 108 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,561 I'm sorry. Boxing is full. 109 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:12,434 But I can put you on the wait list. People are always getting hurt. 110 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:16,099 You've gotta help me defend myself from Chang Wassanasong. 111 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,973 There is one other class, but it wouldn't be right for you. 112 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:22,514 There's nothing about the YMCA that's right for me. 113 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:26,148 But until I'm famous enough to afford my own bodyguard... 114 00:06:26,252 --> 00:06:29,346 I am going to have to learn how to defend myself! 115 00:06:29,455 --> 00:06:31,047 Now, do your job, sir! 116 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:32,954 [women chattering] 117 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,628 [whistle blowing] 118 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:46,362 Every one of you in this class is heavily armed right now. 119 00:06:46,472 --> 00:06:49,066 That's right. Your key chain, your fists... 120 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:51,409 that huge engagement ring. 121 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:56,946 Are you sure you're in the right class? This is women's self-defense. 122 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:03,552 Please, Miss. All the other courses are full. I'm sorry. It's for women only. 123 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:06,124 We're trying to maintain a certain comfort level here. 124 00:07:06,225 --> 00:07:08,693 But I hate men as much as you. 125 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:11,491 I don't hate men! I just hate being a victim! 126 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:13,963 I hate being a victim, too. 127 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,397 Look, I was at a girls' slumber party last night... 128 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:20,700 when three men pushed me to the ground and made me eat dirt! 129 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:21,774 [gasping] 130 00:07:21,874 --> 00:07:23,000 (woman) My. 131 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:25,270 Okay, you can stay. 132 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:28,714 Now, grab a whistle and prepare to be empowered! 133 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:32,273 Most women who are attacked are subdued by verbal threats. 134 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,819 Today, we're going to get used to hearing these threats... 135 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:38,322 keeping our cool, and practicing some responses of our own... 136 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:41,359 to the most vulnerable areas of a man's anatomy. 137 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:45,787 -Shut up and give me your purse! -I don't know you! That's my purse! 138 00:07:45,898 --> 00:07:47,058 [groaning] 139 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:49,862 Okay. I want everybody to try it. 140 00:07:50,002 --> 00:07:51,060 You first. 141 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,901 See? I don't hate men. 142 00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:59,368 -Give me your purse. Now! -That's my purse. 143 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,915 Don't be afraid to shout it. That's my purse! Try it again. 144 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:06,050 That's my purse! I don't know you! 145 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:07,244 [grunting] 146 00:08:07,353 --> 00:08:08,377 [groaning] 147 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,512 [women cheering] 148 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:10,589 (woman) All right. 149 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:11,946 [birds chirping] 150 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:14,618 What did you get for number five on the test? 151 00:08:14,727 --> 00:08:16,319 -""D."" -""D""? 152 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:17,418 [groaning] 153 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:19,054 I thought you wrote ""B."" 154 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,564 Booby. 155 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:25,501 Connie, when you kiss this loser, do you still taste dirt? 156 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:28,130 No. Not anymore. Jerk! 157 00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:31,134 You asked her about the dirt, she answered. 158 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:35,977 -I don't think we have any more business. -Don't smart-mouth me, Hill! 159 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,714 [Connie exclaiming] 160 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,741 Get away from me! 161 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:41,615 [mimicking Bobby] Get away from me. 162 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:45,521 -Come on, eat some dirt! -Let go of my purse! 163 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,290 I don't know you! 164 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:52,121 [groaning] 165 00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:54,630 Who's next? 166 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:56,232 [groaning] 167 00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:58,204 [dog barking] 168 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:58,761 [dog barking] 169 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:00,395 (Bobby) Mom! Dad! 170 00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:04,004 Chang was waiting for me after school! 171 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:07,409 Did you remember to tell him that inside every bully there's a coward? 172 00:09:07,513 --> 00:09:10,971 That's okay, Peggy. I don't see any blood. No dirt. 173 00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:13,049 You ran away, didn't you? 174 00:09:13,152 --> 00:09:16,986 No. I stayed and fought! And I won! 175 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:19,956 This is so much cooler than getting beat up! 176 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:23,392 Well, all right, Son! You know, that Chang Wassanasong... 177 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:26,897 must know all kinds of Oriental martial arts. 178 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:30,992 And you beat him with good old American YMCA know-how. 179 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:34,967 Yeah, we're all excited. But before you get too carried away... 180 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:38,237 I should let you know that I got detention tomorrow. 181 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:40,841 Detention for beating up a bully? 182 00:09:41,213 --> 00:09:46,082 I'd say somebody's earned himself a trip to a PG-13-rated movie. 183 00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:52,750 My dad says that whenever you're in a jail-type situation... 184 00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:56,089 the best way to survive is to take out the biggest guy there. 185 00:09:56,195 --> 00:09:58,993 That way, you establish who's boss right from the get-go. 186 00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:02,823 Or you can hang yourself with your pants. He says that's another way to go. 187 00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:14,939 Which one of you guys is the tallest? 188 00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:17,571 [laughing] 189 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:18,707 That's my purse! 190 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:19,785 [groaning] 191 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,644 I don't know you! 192 00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:22,721 [groaning] 193 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:25,679 [birds chirping] 194 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:28,123 It's the metal-shop kids. 195 00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:30,058 If they hassle us, just run. 196 00:10:30,162 --> 00:10:32,756 They won't be able to catch us because they smoke. 197 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,863 Bobby! Play any kickball today? 198 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:44,409 -Why? You up for a game? -Just saying hi. Just saying hi. 199 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,402 Why are they scared? 200 00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:49,642 You didn't kick another person in the groin, did you? 201 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:51,216 Three people! 202 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:57,118 I didn't go looking for trouble. Trouble came a-knocking... 203 00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:59,589 and Bobby Hill's foot answered the door. 204 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,119 You know, Bobby... 205 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:03,752 I kind of liked it better when you used to play dead... 206 00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:05,763 or joked your way out of a tight spot. 207 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,490 I'm sorry. What were you saying? 208 00:11:08,634 --> 00:11:11,831 Tony Zamarti is wide open right now. 209 00:11:13,205 --> 00:11:14,570 (Bobby) Peters! 210 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:17,732 You giving my friend here a hard time? 211 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:22,513 Back off. This is none of your business, Bobby. 212 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:27,245 -I'm making it my business, Peters. -What are you gonna do? 213 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:30,651 You gonna kick me in the nads? 214 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:35,654 Am I going to do it? Yes. When am I gonna do it? Don't know. 215 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:38,223 Could be tomorrow.... Now! 216 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,456 [groaning] 217 00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:41,999 One thing you'll find out about me, Clark... 218 00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:45,127 is that I'm not a very patient person. 219 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:47,799 [exclaiming] 220 00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:54,377 I wish I'd called you folks here under pleasanter circumstances. 221 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,141 But I'm afraid your son's been caught fighting again... 222 00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:57,613 on the school grounds. 223 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,550 First of all, my son was just defending himself. 224 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:04,180 Second of all, I do consider these pleasant circumstances. 225 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,616 Emily, send Bobby in. 226 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:10,587 Bobby, you want to tell your parents how you won your fight? 227 00:12:10,696 --> 00:12:13,893 -Which one? The one against Chang? -Sure. 228 00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:18,265 Okay. There I was standing in front of Chang. 229 00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:22,701 It didn't look good. I mean, let's face it. He's faster and stronger than me. 230 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:26,867 So, if I was gonna beat this guy, I had to act fast. 231 00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:30,142 -Smart thinking, Son. -So, I faked to my left. 232 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:33,685 But he got ahold of me and knocked me down. Down but not out. 233 00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:38,052 I yelled, ""Let go of my purse,"" at the top of my lungs. 234 00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:39,924 Then, with all my might... 235 00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:43,153 I kicked him as hard as I could in his testicles. 236 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,286 What? 237 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:46,523 Tell your parents about the Clark Peters fight. 238 00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:49,965 -So, there I was standing-- -Ju-just skip to the end of the fight. 239 00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:53,368 You mean before or after I kicked him in the testicles? 240 00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:57,067 Bobby, l.... Where in the heck did you learn to do that? 241 00:12:57,176 --> 00:13:01,010 At the women's self-defense course I signed up for at the Y. 242 00:13:01,213 --> 00:13:03,147 Women's self-defense? 243 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,879 What did I do? 244 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,749 It was your idea to send him to the Y in the first place! 245 00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:11,288 So, I could point the finger at you! 246 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,881 But I won't. But I could. 247 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,085 [sighing] 248 00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:17,628 I'm afraid we're gonna have to suspend Bobby from school... 249 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,493 for a couple of days. 250 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,631 Hank, can--can I talk to you alone? 251 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:26,637 I mean, not as principal-to-parent, but, you know, man-to-man. 252 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,138 Sure. 253 00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:33,040 You can't have your boy going around kicking people in their testicles. 254 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,772 I know that, Carl. 255 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:40,142 (Hank) This, Bobby, is the belt line. You never ever hit below that. 256 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:45,014 Always above. Never below. Cassius Clay never hit below the belt. 257 00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:49,993 But, Dad, if I'm in a fight with someone who wants me to literally eat dirt... 258 00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:52,222 you're telling me I shouldn't do the one thing... 259 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,299 that's gonna save me. Boom! 260 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,392 You learned a move in a woman's self-defense class. 261 00:13:57,536 --> 00:14:00,630 -You are not a woman. -But it works. 262 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:04,667 Son, I'm gonna show you how to fight above the belt. Here. 263 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,974 They're my old YMCA gloves. Put them on. 264 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,469 Okay. 265 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:11,945 Now, Bobby, just to warn you... 266 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,519 you're probably gonna have to take a couple of shots... 267 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,111 before you learn how to protect yourself properly. 268 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,783 Now, get your gloves up like this. Good. 269 00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:23,483 [grunts] 270 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,621 Keep your hands up, Bobby, and move a little. 271 00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:29,531 Don't just stand there like a pole. Come on. Come on. 272 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:31,199 [groaning] 273 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,564 Come on. You're not moving. 274 00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:35,435 I am too! I'm backing away from you! 275 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:39,801 Come on, from side to side, Son. Like this. See? 276 00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:42,778 Come on. Come on. Here we go. 277 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:47,174 Okay. Okay, now try to hit me with a punch, as hard as you can. Come on. 278 00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:48,446 [grunting] 279 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:52,622 You leave your face open, you're gonna get popped. See? See? 280 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,225 Pop? Pop? See? 281 00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:55,623 [grunting] 282 00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:57,092 [screaming] 283 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,992 You left yourself open, Dad. 284 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:00,326 Pop, pop. 285 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,559 [Hank groaning] 286 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:10,808 You have been kicked in the testicles. 287 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,207 [groaning] 288 00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:16,005 I palpated the left teste and everything checks out. 289 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,515 There's gonna be quite a bit of swelling for a few days. 290 00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:23,111 -What about the other one? -We can't find it right now. 291 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:24,382 [groaning] 292 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,582 No, no need to panic, though! 293 00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:26,885 I'm sure it's there. 294 00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:29,426 It'll probably make an appearance when the swelling goes down. 295 00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,155 Man, lie still, man. 296 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,026 You know, don't try to move, man, because.... 297 00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:34,429 [laughing] 298 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,498 Kicking all them nuts, man. Let alone testicles. 299 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,901 Don't move, man. 300 00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:47,804 Dad, l--I thought maybe you'd like some ice cream. 301 00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:50,181 [people chattering on TV] 302 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,344 [sighing] 303 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,413 I'm sorry about what happened. 304 00:15:56,522 --> 00:16:00,549 -But when you hit me in the nose-- -You mean the nose above your belt? 305 00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,217 If I remember correctly... 306 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:05,923 and your shot below my belt hasn't affected my memory... 307 00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:09,124 I was teaching you how to fight above the belt. 308 00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,964 It was the way I learned how to defend myself. 309 00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:14,130 By kicking me in my fellas? 310 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,102 Dirty pool, Mister. Dirty pool. 311 00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:21,108 [sighs] Now, let's discuss your punishment. 312 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:23,278 Punishment? For what? 313 00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:27,474 You told me to go to the Y and learn to defend myself and I did! 314 00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:32,353 No television, no video games, and no ice cream until further notice. 315 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:36,656 -That's not fair! You can't do that! -I'll tell you what I can't do. 316 00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:40,721 Sleep on my stomach! But I can sure as heck punish you. 317 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:44,424 [Hank sighing] 318 00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:45,935 Bill, toss me a beer. 319 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:48,506 I have to take my anti-coagulant. 320 00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:51,171 I live in constant fear of the day... 321 00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:54,074 Joseph finally can take down his old man. 322 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:58,647 If I were him, I'd do it while I was sleeping. Best chance he's got. 323 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:02,312 Although, I've recently learned how to sleep with my eyes open. 324 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,321 God, am I tired! 325 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:08,621 How I wish I had a son to kick me in the nuts. 326 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:10,689 [groans] 327 00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:14,028 Be careful what you wish for. 328 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:17,735 Yeah. I promise you Bobby's sorry he ever did that. 329 00:17:17,836 --> 00:17:22,603 Right now he's out back pulling weeds. No gloves, no weasel. 330 00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:31,105 Ragweed for m'lady. 331 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,741 Where have you been? 332 00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:37,948 Word in the halls is you got suspended for kicking Principal Moss in the crotch. 333 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:42,892 What? No. That's crazy. I kicked my dad in the crotch. 334 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:46,226 You kicked your father? We all have those feelings, Bobby... 335 00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:47,798 but you never act on them. 336 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:48,992 [knocking at door] 337 00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:53,562 I heard what you did to Chang Wassanasong. Unforgivable. 338 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:57,998 Then I heard what you did to your father. Very funny. So, I'm conflicted. 339 00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,374 My dad didn't think it was funny. 340 00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:03,107 So he's given me a million chores to do. 341 00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:06,184 What? The old man punishing you? 342 00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,317 You don't have to take that from him. 343 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:11,480 Till he can get up from that chair, you the boss! 344 00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:14,953 [beeping] 345 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:18,091 That better not be what I think it is. 346 00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:21,689 And I think it's a Game Boy. Is it a Game Boy? 347 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,461 Yeah, Dad. It's a Game Boy. 348 00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:27,335 That's a videogame. I told you no videogames. Give it to me. 349 00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:30,407 -Hold on. I'm almost done. -Now. 350 00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:33,376 -ln a minute. -lf you don't bring that to me right now-- 351 00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,447 In a minute. In a minute. 352 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,339 [groaning] 353 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:38,916 Get back here! 354 00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:42,345 God, the pain is unbearable! 355 00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:45,214 All right, Mister, you've got one minute. 356 00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:46,552 [gasping] 357 00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:50,160 Dang it, Bobby! It has been at least a minute. 358 00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:55,932 -You started a new game, didn't you? -Yes. 359 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,600 -We had a deal! -Hank, what is going on? 360 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,434 I'm punishing Bobby. 361 00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:06,603 I'm not gonna ask you again. Give me that goddang videogame. 362 00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:10,341 Not now. I'm dealing with a giant spider here. 363 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:14,509 Bobby Hill, you give your father that game and you do it right now! 364 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:18,681 That's okay. I got it under control. He's gonna give me the game. 365 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:21,190 Soon. Soon. I'm almost bored with it. 366 00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:25,093 -Why don't you go inside? I'll find you later. -Come on. 367 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:33,736 -Hand it over! -Mom, this is between Dad and me. 368 00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:37,567 And I'll give him the Game Boy when I decide I'm ready to. 369 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:42,412 That is it! I would not let a stranger, let alone my own son... 370 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,573 think for one second that they can get away... 371 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,982 with showing any disrespect towards the man that I love! 372 00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:51,249 You do that, and you have to deal with Peggy Hill! 373 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:55,051 What are you doing, Mom? What are you doing? 374 00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:59,192 -Come on, Mom. Don't. -Game over, Bobby! 375 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,021 [both grunting] 376 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,828 Come on. That's it! 377 00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:04,901 Come on! Show me what you got! 378 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,335 [groaning] 379 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:10,574 (Peggy) Give me that Game Boy! Give me that.... 380 00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:12,069 [both grunting] 381 00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:13,166 No! 382 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,773 [panting] 383 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,744 Clever little.... Got you! 384 00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:22,342 (Peggy) Come to Mama. That's right. And I have.... 385 00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,287 [both grunting] 386 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,413 Yeah! 387 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:27,515 That's mine! Give it back! 388 00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:29,391 In a minute. 389 00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:31,953 That's my purse! 390 00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:34,189 [Bobby grunting] 391 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,601 That's right, Bobby. 392 00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:43,971 I believe you will find that I have no testicles. 393 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:48,903 -Where's your secret weapon now? -She bluffing! Finish her! 394 00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:52,108 I'm sorry, Mom. It was a reflex. 395 00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:53,581 [grunting] 396 00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:57,351 Mom, okay! I said I was sorry! 397 00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:58,920 [groaning] 398 00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:01,451 All right, Peggy, let him go. 399 00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:07,464 Dinner in 10. 400 00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:17,138 I guess next time you won't try to take on your old man. 401 00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:19,039 What are you so proud about? 402 00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:21,806 You had to get Mom to fight your battle for you. 403 00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:24,473 That's worse than me kicking below the belt. 404 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:25,777 [laughing] 405 00:21:25,884 --> 00:21:29,581 Yeah. It's not so fun when someone doesn't fight fair, is it? 406 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:33,423 Just remember I can get her to do that any time I want. 407 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,153 [grunts] 408 00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:36,850 Peggy? 409 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,726 (Peggy) Is there a problem out there, Hank? 410 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:42,432 We'll be right in. Now, go wash up. 411 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:47,768 [groaning] 412 00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:50,465 Okay, deep breath. 413 00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:52,166 [Haik groaiiig] 414 00:22:28,246 --> 00:22:30,942 (Bobby) That's my purse! I doi't kiow you! 415 00:22:31,942 --> 00:22:41,942 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 416 00:22:41,992 --> 00:22:46,542 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31643

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