Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:31,999 --> 00:00:35,025
DALE: Exterminator's log, 0:10:05 a.m.
2
00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:37,900
Rat infestation at the Nick man residence.
3
00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:42,007
This where you saw him last, Nick man?
4
00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:44,874
Yes, sir. He was underneath that cabinet.
5
00:00:47,447 --> 00:00:51,213
You see, unlike the human,
the rat drags his testes as he walks.
6
00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:53,377
This creates a urine trail.
7
00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:56,414
[Detector buzzing]
8
00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,723
Male testes confirmed.
9
00:01:09,136 --> 00:01:12,197
-Shouldn't you be wearing a mask?
-Mask, smask.
10
00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:15,276
Smask. Sh...mask.
11
00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:18,238
Shmask. Mask, shmask.
12
00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:20,507
That's it. Mask, shmask.
13
00:01:45,505 --> 00:01:46,939
[Breathing heavily]
14
00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:54,547
[Exclaims]
15
00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:56,716
[Dale chuckles]
16
00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:01,012
You've peed in your last old man's kitchen.
17
00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:05,725
[Gasps]
18
00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,201
DALE: Nick man?
HANK: It's Hank.
19
00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:20,800
They called me because, apparently,
I'm your emergency contact person.
20
00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:24,667
I wanted someone who had nothing
to gain from my demise.
21
00:02:25,112 --> 00:02:26,841
Good. I'm glad you're awake.
22
00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:30,383
Mr. Gribble,
22 years of breathing in toxins...
23
00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:33,112
have eroded your sinuses
and coated your lungs...
24
00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:35,416
with a substance I can't quite identify.
25
00:02:35,522 --> 00:02:38,753
I would like that substance back.
It belongs to me.
26
00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:39,983
[Sighs]
27
00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:43,688
Look, Dale, the doctor thinks
you should quit exterminating.
28
00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:46,960
-Your body can't handle any more poisons.
-Can, too.
29
00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:49,229
If you don't quit, you won't live to 50.
30
00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,964
Of course, I'm rounding that number up.
31
00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,834
Well, that was a waste of time.
32
00:02:54,941 --> 00:02:56,466
Don't tell Nancy what he said.
33
00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:58,943
She'd wanna listen to this clown.
34
00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:00,839
I already called her.
35
00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:03,848
She had to stop at home
to get your real IDs.
36
00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:06,945
That was a bad, bad move, Hank.
37
00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,752
She's here, too? That's it.
38
00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:14,894
Hank, you are hereby relieved
of your duties as my emergency person.
39
00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,427
Peggy, you're in.
40
00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,430
You will not regret it.
41
00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:23,701
Nancy, did you borrow
my rat-urine detector?
42
00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:27,396
I donated it to charity.
You're too sick to exterminate, sug'.
43
00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:29,976
I'll tell you what I told that doctor:
44
00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:32,876
"I'm not quitting, you incompetent quack.๏ฟฝ
45
00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:35,177
I love exterminating.
46
00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:37,375
-More than you love me?
-No.
47
00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:40,083
Pretty close, though.
48
00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:42,485
Dale, you have a family who needs you.
49
00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:45,752
-And I need to work to support them.
-I support us.
50
00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:49,459
-But I contribute.
-You pay the cable bill.
51
00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:52,525
Come on, sug', if not for me,
then for Joseph.
52
00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:56,432
What about your dream
to see your son take his son to Roswell?
53
00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:59,328
That rang true.
54
00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:04,709
Well, if you need me, I'll be 8 feet
under in my metaphorical grave.
55
00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,176
The basement.
56
00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:11,976
Damn, I was good.
57
00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:13,886
[Door opens]
58
00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:21,187
Dad, I just came down to borrow
some roaches for my science project.
59
00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:25,264
Roaches have been on this earth
for 500 million years.
60
00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:28,767
You've been here, what? 13?
You're in over your head.
61
00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:30,901
What species are these?
62
00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:33,769
Madagascar hissing cockroaches.
63
00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:34,841
[Hisses]
64
00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:36,672
Well done.
65
00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:40,675
All right, here's what we'll do
for your science project.
66
00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,079
We will breed servant roaches.
67
00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:46,814
As long as we ensure
that I'm the first thing the roaches see...
68
00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,480
when they are born,
they will think I am their mother...
69
00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:52,251
and will therefore obey
my every command.
70
00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:54,293
My every command.
71
00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:57,454
Think we can train them to crawl
through a maze?
72
00:04:57,564 --> 00:05:01,000
We'll train them to do worse things
than that, Joseph.
73
00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:04,670
[Gasps]
74
00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:07,304
NANCY: Oh, my Lord.
75
00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:11,367
Did it occur to either of you
to set the table for dinner?
76
00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,606
I guess we were distracted
by our afternoon...
77
00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:15,704
of monitoring roach excretia.
78
00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,875
That's how you spend your days?
79
00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,885
Who ate all the chopped meat?
That was dinner.
80
00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,352
The roaches.
81
00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:24,924
Excretia doesn't come from nowhere.
82
00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:31,288
Guess who I saw at the Mega Lo Mart?
83
00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:33,867
-Richie Sambora.
-No, you didn't.
84
00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,229
You weren't there.
85
00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:40,831
You know, Dale, we're all out here
to unwind from the work day.
86
00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:44,638
But the past few days,
you've, sort of, just been loitering.
87
00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:47,145
I've more pressures than any of you.
88
00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:50,945
You ever tried replacing
a cockroach's blood with root beer?
89
00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:54,350
-You know I haven't.
-Then don't judge me.
90
00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:58,719
Oh, my!
91
00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:03,062
All Dale does is eat, play with bugs,
and make prank phone calls.
92
00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:05,493
Do you know he called my office
three times today...
93
00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,897
trying to get me to change
my long-distance service?
94
00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:09,366
That was him?
95
00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:13,030
I'm tired of getting while-you-were-out
messages from the receptionist.
96
00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:15,836
"Husband called, still waiting for sex."
97
00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:22,306
Now, come May, I expect a Mother's Day
gift from you roaches.
98
00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:24,275
Word to the wise:
99
00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:27,610
Something you make yourselves
means even more.
100
00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:30,281
Hey, Dale. How are things with Nancy?
101
00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:32,558
You know, you used to...
102
00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:35,087
brag about...stuff.
103
00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:36,889
I didn't mean to brag.
104
00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:39,989
It's just that we were having
spectacular sex.
105
00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:44,335
Yeah, but not so much lately, huh?
106
00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:46,265
Maybe it's something I ate.
107
00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:49,274
What's the opposite of oysters? Apples?
108
00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:52,546
Look, maybe it has something to do
with you being out of work.
109
00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:56,105
I mean, would you want to
sleep with a bum?
110
00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:58,678
-No.
-That's right.
111
00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:03,516
See, there's nothing sexier than
a man with a nine-to-five job.
112
00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:06,458
Which is why I lined up a new job for you.
113
00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:08,027
Remember my cousin, Rita?
114
00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:10,688
-The one with the under bite?
-Yeah.
115
00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:14,329
Well, she just quit her job
at that adhesives company...
116
00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,199
and she's putting in a good word
for you to replace her.
117
00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:18,965
Well, I hope she puts it in writing...
118
00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:21,541
because you can barely
understand her when she talks.
119
00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:29,309
-My man looks so handsome.
-I know.
120
00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:33,981
And I type 30 words per minute.
Can we make out?
121
00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,683
Well, look at you in your suit.
122
00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,594
It's Joseph's.
123
00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:43,322
You didn't have to drive me to work.
124
00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:45,990
I wasn't gonna play hooky on my first day.
125
00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:48,033
Well, that's not what you told Bobby.
126
00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,694
Your boy's a liar and a blabbermouth.
127
00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:58,201
And, Dale, remember,
everyone likes a hard worker.
128
00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,377
Of course they do.
129
00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,710
They do all the work for them!
130
00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,108
Ass.
131
00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:17,425
Mr. Gribble, you're a minute late.
132
00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:20,131
No, my watch says 9:01.
133
00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:22,231
Oh, do you start at 9:00?
134
00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,099
Well, we're a team at Stik-Tek.
135
00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:27,299
And a team is only as strong
as its weakest player.
136
00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:28,738
That's you.
137
00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,238
We don't smoke here at Stik-Tek.
138
00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:39,250
I understand.
You have to tell everyone that.
139
00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:46,090
We don't allow sunglasses at Stik-Tek...
140
00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,854
unless you can prove that you're blind.
141
00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:55,961
Certainly no caps, except yarmulkes
under 8 inches in diameter.
142
00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:58,872
The cap stays.
143
00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,263
Not at Stik-Tek.
144
00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:06,045
You're bald.
145
00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:09,540
And not in an attractive way,
like Sean Connery.
146
00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,816
Oh, well, rules are rules.
147
00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:19,990
Here's your cubicle.
This is where you sit and work.
148
00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:22,021
Welcome to Stik-Tek.
149
00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:49,380
My little working man's up early today.
150
00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,150
They made me join a car pool...
151
00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:54,158
and it leaves early
because of all the stops.
152
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,487
Well, maybe they can pick you up last.
153
00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,999
I tried that. Rodriguez is last.
Always has been.
154
00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:04,068
Dale, I know you're used to
being your own boss.
155
00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:06,730
But you've got to learn
how to work with humans.
156
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:07,966
Humans?
157
00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:10,805
They won't even let me eat lunch
until 1:00.
158
00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:14,312
You know I like nine small meals
throughout the day.
159
00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:16,509
[Car horn honking]
160
00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:18,849
Not ready!
161
00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:20,484
Check this out.
162
00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:22,578
Something's going on between
Frank and Linda.
163
00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:26,319
I heard from that guy in Accounts Payable,
the one with the vintage glasses...
164
00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:29,396
that they were at Bennigan's
sharing mozzarella sticks.
165
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:33,433
Enjoy the end of
The Today Show, Rodriguez?
166
00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:36,131
Not as much as the beginning of Regis.
167
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,261
Hey, did you guys hear
about Frank and Linda?
168
00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:43,070
DALE: Invoice 1347/2. Amount $3.88.
169
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,110
Check number 8429, cleared.
170
00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:48,010
Invoice number 1347/3.
171
00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:50,048
Amount $17.47.
172
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,346
Check number 3524, cleared.
173
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,143
Oh, God.
174
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:57,952
Invoice 1347/4. Amount $6.19.
175
00:10:58,057 --> 00:11:00,458
Mr. Gribble, what did I tell you?
176
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:05,227
-No hats of any kind at Stik-Tek.
-Thank you.
177
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,425
One more slip-up and you lose
your privileges...
178
00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,935
to dress casual on casual Fridays.
179
00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:11,800
-Are we clear?
-Clear.
180
00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,934
Can I go to lunch now?
181
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,031
I moved your lunch to 4:00.
182
00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:20,010
I need you to fill in for the receptionist.
She's eating lunch.
183
00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:29,679
I don't know if I can wait
for Dale any longer.
184
00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:33,219
BILL: I'm getting awfully chilly.
DALE: Up yours, Rodriguez.
185
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:37,421
Hey, Dale, what's new
in the world of adhesives?
186
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:46,465
Well, we were each issued
two Stik-Tek brand stick-it pads.
187
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:50,706
Well, this is great. We're getting
the inside scoop here, fellas.
188
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:53,404
I should tell you about Special Project F...
189
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:57,211
adhesive strips for envelopes that come
in all different flavors.
190
00:11:57,317 --> 00:12:00,287
Mango, peach, lime, cherry...
191
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,884
and maybe pifia colada.
192
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,289
Speaking purely as a consumer...
193
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,452
I can't wait for that product
to hit the stores.
194
00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:11,625
-How about you, Boomhauer?
-Dang old...
195
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:13,690
What?
196
00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:15,899
Yeah, man. You know...
197
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:20,401
Dad, since you're spending
so much time at work...
198
00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:22,838
we'd better leave the roach tank
in your office.
199
00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:25,912
That way you'll still be the first thing
they see when they hatch.
200
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:28,208
-And they'll think--
-Up yours, Joseph!
201
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,612
-Dale.
-I'm sorry, son.
202
00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:33,709
That's the coffee talking,
and the fluorescent lighting.
203
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:35,982
And the excruciating headache.
204
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,456
Make some time for the roaches, sug'.
205
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:41,323
We'd all love to make time for roaches.
206
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:45,159
But in the real world, people have to
spend all night reconciling invoices...
207
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:49,429
or Miss Pitman won't let them
wear chinos and a knit shirt next Friday!
208
00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:54,298
Dale, what are you doing to
the Bug-a-Bago?
209
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,136
My turn to drive the car pool...
210
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:59,177
and the underground
garage clearance is only 7 feet.
211
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,111
Why don't you just take off her antennas?
212
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,979
Why don't you just take off Bobby's head?
213
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,747
I can't fire Bert.
214
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:11,620
He and I started at Stik-Tek
at the same time...
215
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,488
19 years ago.
216
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:17,458
Well, I can't fire him.
We were married briefly in the '80s.
217
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,423
Part of me still loves him.
218
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,330
DALE: Whine, whine, whine.
219
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:24,529
When I was an exterminator,
I killed living "isms."
220
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,197
What's the big whoop
about firing someone?
221
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,436
Mr. Gribble, you don't know
Bert Halverstrom, do you?
222
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,444
Met him once. Didn't care for him much.
223
00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:35,744
Well, since you're about
the only one here...
224
00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:39,443
who has no personal attachment to Bert,
maybe you could do me a favor--
225
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:40,883
Fire him?
226
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:44,184
Throw in a container of milk
and we have ourselves a deal.
227
00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:48,286
Good-looking kids for two ugly people.
228
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,293
I was expecting Miss Pitman. Amy.
229
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,924
Yeah, she asked me to talk to you instead.
230
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,433
Aren't you the receptionist?
231
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:59,528
When Judy eats lunch.
But that's not important.
232
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,274
What is important is
that you've got 30 seconds...
233
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:05,072
to tell me why you should keep your job.
234
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,139
Well, I...
235
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,542
Yeah, that's not going to fly.
236
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,016
Sorry, Halverstrom. You're fired.
237
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,085
[Gasps]
238
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:16,048
Bert, I just heard. I'm so sorry.
239
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,189
That was very decisive.
240
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,590
Listen, there's someone else I need to fire.
241
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,595
This person I hate so much,
I can't even look at him.
242
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:25,823
You know the price.
243
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,866
-It's all over, Gladstone.
-Excuse me?
244
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,830
Pack your stuff and get out
by the end of the day.
245
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,737
I can see why you don't like him.
246
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,775
What about my health insurance?
247
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,335
-Miss Pitman?
- I fought for you, Sal. Honestly.
248
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:46,246
Anyone else? I'm still thirsty.
249
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:49,549
Mr. Gribble, how would you like to
make this your permanent job?
250
00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:52,317
Firing Gladstone? Sure. Gladstone!
251
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,722
No.
252
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,094
Look, nobody knows this...
253
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:59,688
but Dallas is downsizing
the flavored adhesive division.
254
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:02,734
Pifia colada was killing lab monkeys
left and right.
255
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,104
What a day.
256
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,841
Car pool had to stop at the store.
Rodriguez needed a comb.
257
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:11,967
Oh, yeah.
258
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:15,605
They made me Assistant Vice President
of Human Resources.
259
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:19,150
My husband is an assistant vice president?
260
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,848
I am so proud of you.
261
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,918
What're you doing?
262
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,759
I heard Mitch got eighty-sixed, too.
263
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,890
Yeah, at his own damn birthday party.
264
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:38,733
Gribble walked in, blew out the candles,
told him to leave the cake and get out.
265
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,932
All of these plants are real...
266
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,305
and give off oxygen
which I use throughout the day.
267
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:50,010
By my count, that's six outlets, Dale,
all of them grounded.
268
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,412
NANCY: Here's a photo of me for your
new, big, fancy desk.
269
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,014
We could move it
if we ever wanted to...you know.
270
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,491
Have sex on the desk? Sure.
271
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,185
We could even move the roaches.
272
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,058
I'll just have to find a new place...
273
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:06,496
to keep my keys
to the executive washroom.
274
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,560
-Who has to make?
-Why, I could go.
275
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,065
You're not an executive.
276
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:15,971
Hold it in until we get to the restaurant.
277
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,768
How could I have forgotten?
278
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:21,609
-Lewis, could you come in here for a sec?
-Yes, Mr. Gribble.
279
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:26,243
Lewis, now, you've been with Stik-Tek
for how long?
280
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:29,845
-It'll be 14 years next week.
-No, it won't.
281
00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:35,661
You're fired.
282
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,229
[All gasp]
283
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:40,399
-Fired? But--
-Yeah, listen.
284
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,993
I'm hungry, she has to pee,
and he has to get back to work...
285
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,197
or he'll end up in the same boat as you.
286
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,672
But I've got four children.
287
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:50,868
I had someone earlier today with eight.
288
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:54,743
Heck, I once killed a beetle
with 30 million in her egg sac.
289
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:55,814
[Sobs]
290
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:57,880
Well, who wants steak?
291
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:04,812
DALE: Sh-sh-shah to you!
292
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:08,417
That guy you fired today,
the way he was crying...
293
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:09,652
I said sh-sh-shah.
294
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,753
...I just can't get that image
out of my head.
295
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,932
Then let me replace it with this image.
296
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,131
[Humming]
297
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:36,946
-Sorry, sug'. I just don't feel like it.
-Maybe this"ll help.
298
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,396
Rodriguez, if you ever want your kids...
299
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,597
to see you lose another sack race
at the company picnic...
300
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:56,164
I suggest you get your butt
in the back seat.
301
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:58,573
Excuse me.
302
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:02,205
[Chuckles smugly]
303
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:03,974
Thought so.
304
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,446
Carl...
305
00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:09,249
as a janitor, what would you do...
306
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:12,718
with unlimited free time and no income?
307
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,388
-Sug'?
-Busy, Nancy.
308
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:17,686
Joseph, also busy.
309
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,596
But, Dad, my science project's
due tomorrow.
310
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,259
I need my roaches.
311
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:24,166
They should've hatched by now.
312
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:28,332
They're in the bottom drawer of my desk
next to Carl's severance check.
313
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,500
Now, if you'll excuse us--
314
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,102
They've escaped. We gotta find them.
315
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:35,078
You people with your roaches.
316
00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:38,446
I'm trying to fire this incompetent fool
with compassion.
317
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,541
But, Dad!
318
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:42,747
You keep this up, Joseph,
you're fired from this family.
319
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,381
-Dale.
-You're next, blondie.
320
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:48,687
Carl, I'm off to round up some roaches.
321
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:52,697
Any one of which would have made
a better janitor than you.
322
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,607
People, we have a small insect situation.
323
00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:03,038
Please remain... Veronica, you're fired...
324
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,236
calm and enjoy your lunch.
325
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:09,375
[All screaming]
326
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,011
Look out!
327
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:16,922
Remain calm, everyone. I am their mother.
328
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:21,059
Line up single file and get back in the tank.
329
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:22,851
[Screams]
330
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:25,863
They're not recognizing me
as their maternal influence.
331
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,366
The project has gone horribly awry.
332
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,834
Quick, Joseph, get me some real poison.
333
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:33,928
But, Dad, you're not supposed
to inhale any more poison.
334
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,566
Damn it, why are there so many ways
to kill people...
335
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,770
but only one way to kill bugs?
336
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,505
Hold that thought.
337
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:43,543
[Grunts]
338
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:46,385
[Dale chuckles]
339
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:54,259
[Dale grunts]
340
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:58,997
[Grunting]
341
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:17,983
[Grunting]
342
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:21,853
[Yells]
343
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:23,221
[Gasps]
344
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,594
Turbine!
345
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:32,158
[Rumbling]
346
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:34,663
[Dale screaming]
347
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:38,333
Sh-sh-shal!
348
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,339
The roaches are dead.
349
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,602
Please return to your lunch.
350
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:46,437
Enjoy.
351
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:48,346
Wow.
352
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:52,142
You killed them all.
And you didn't even use poison.
353
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:55,682
Yeah, I did. And I didn't, did I?
354
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:58,285
I don't need that toxic crutch.
355
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:02,224
All I need is Dale Gribble,
the exterminator.
356
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:06,325
Pitman, firing people can give you
a pretty good buzz...
357
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:09,730
but it's a poor, poor substitute for killing.
358
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:13,304
- Realize that now.
-Dale, please.
359
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:17,242
You were the best human resources
manager Stik-Tek ever had.
360
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:20,108
And I'm going all the way back to
when we were Stik Co.
361
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:23,671
Sorry, Miss Pitman,
I've got some love to give.
362
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,983
And some love to make.
363
00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:35,758
MISS PITMAN: Mr. Gribble.
364
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:48,839
DALE: Good news, Joseph.
You can have your suit back.
365
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,143
DALE: Maybe this'll help.
366
00:22:27,193 --> 00:22:31,743
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
27896
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof