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[Singing] Someone's got a birthday,
1/ wonder who
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Someone's got a birthday, I wonder who
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What do you think of the car, Hank?
It's a convertible.
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Nothing says road trip like a convertible.
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Except for a kite.
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I can't just leave work 10 minutes early
on a Friday afternoon.
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Come on, Hank.
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You promised
if I couldn't find a date for my birthday...
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you, Dale, and Boomhauer
would be my dates.
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No, I didn't.
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I said we'd all go to Austin
for the weekend.
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Let's go! Let's get there.
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I have a job as
Assistant Manager of Strickland Propane.
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My day begins at 9:00 and ends at 5:00,
not 4:50.
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[Singing] Someone's got a birthday,
1/ wonder who
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Someone's got a birthday, I wonder who
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Someone's got a birthday, I wonder who
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Someone's got a birthday, I wonder who
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Someone's got a birthday
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Welcome to my end-of-semester party.
I never thought finals would be over.
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But by this time next week, they will be.
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Little plastic swords instead of toothpicks.
Very British.
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This is the most delicious burger
that I have ever eaten.
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Thanks a lot, Mom.
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You've built it up so much,
there's no way that burger can be that--
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Delicious!
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[Pop music playing on car stereo]
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You see?
That's why you don't fly a kite in a car.
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Who minds if I take off my shirt?
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- I do.
-Not me.
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Let's all switch shirts.
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[Car tires screeching]
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Dale!
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Hank, if you're steering,
who's taking off your shirt?
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Luanne, you ran out of burgers
and I think I know why.
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They are delicious and we ate them all.
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No problem. I'll just grill up some more.
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Charcoal?
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Maybe no one's ever taken the time
to tell Dad how much better charcoal is.
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And no one ever will.
Now, strip off your clothes...
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put them in the washer
and throw in some fish sticks.
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Your father has got a nose
like a Doberman.
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I know this hotel.
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It's where Lenore and I
spent our honeymoon.
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That's the couch where I slept.
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Hello. I am Gribble of the Gribble party.
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We requested four standard rooms
on your kosher floor.
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I'm sorry, sir.
We don't have a kosher floor.
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This is an outrage.
How do you intend to placate me?
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Would you knock it off, Dale?
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Wait till my pastor hears about this.
My God is a vengeful God.
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Sir, please,
we don't discriminate against...
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whatever you are.
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I'm sure there's some way
we can accommodate you.
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How about a suite on the club floor?
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-I'll see if one's available.
-I'll need four keys.
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Make that three keys.
I'll take the standard room.
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One key, one shampoo,
and no conditioner.
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Don't mind him.
He's with the schoolmarm convention.
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[Telephone ringing]
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HANK: Hank Hill.
BILL: Please hold for Dale Gribble.
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Hank, we're making a fort
out of all our furniture.
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Come on up.
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Wouldn't you guys rather grab a bite?
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You know,
according to the hotel magazine...
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the lobby restaurant
makes the best fajitas in town.
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Not interested.
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Now, when your father asks us
what we did while he was gone...
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we can say we got new tires for the car.
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-And it will be true.
-Mom.
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"Free with purchase
of 100-pound bag of charcoal.�
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Hank, there you are.
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Hey, guys, wanna go hear Jerry Thomas
play piano at the Starlight Lounge?
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The gal at the front desk said
he was good.
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We just saw him. He is good.
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Come on, Hank...
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let's go moon the lobby
from the glass elevators.
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We are at this hotel as guests.
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My God, Hank.
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Can we ever have a party you don't poop?
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You still owe me one from high school
when the whole team mooned Belton...
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and you just held up a sign saying,
"Good game."
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It was the single greatest time
I have ever had with my pants off.
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The vice principal gave you
a week's detention for that stunt.
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Nobody remembers the detention, Hank.
Everyone remembers the mooning.
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Except for you,
because you weren't part of it. Let's go!
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-Hey, wait for me.
-Hank, you made it!
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Mind if I butt in, birthday boy?
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Okay, let's go. Big smile, lots of energy.
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Going up...
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and going down.
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Drop them in five, four...
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three, two and...
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DALE: Yeah! Shake your booty!
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I'm doing it. I'm a mooner. I'm part of it.
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Which is why Meals On Wheels
is proud to honor...
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the former Governor of Texas,
the Honorable Ann Richards.
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[Hank screaming]
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I'm gonna kick your asses.
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Why is it always
about asses with you, Hank?
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-Security. Open up.
-The fort.
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[Dale shushing]
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All right, which one of you guys
mooned the Governor?
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Perhaps you are unaware
this is the club floor.
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I believe we have certain immunities.
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Sir, I officially resign my room,
effective immediately.
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No, Hank, I'm the one who mooned.
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-Bill.
-Let me take the fall for you, Hank.
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I don't have as far to drop.
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Governor Richards.
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Sgt. Barber William Fontaine
Delatur Dauterive, ma'am, sir.
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At ease, Sergeant.
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Why, may I ask, did you moon me?
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Why, I wasn't mooning
anything in particular, you know.
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It's my birthday and you were
just a civilian caught in the crossfire.
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I'll tell you a little secret, Bill.
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I had a teacher once
that served during World War Il...
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and he mooned Eleanor Roosevelt.
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-No!
-Yeah.
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He had the opportunity and he took it.
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I wouldn't be surprised...
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to find out charcoal is better
to heat your house with, too.
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[Telephone ringing]
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PEGGY: Hello?
HANK: Hi, it's me.
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Something's come up
that I'm not very proud of.
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And, well, we're being kicked out
of the hotel...
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so I'll be back a little earlier than planned.
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Okay, I cannot wait to see you. I love you.
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He is on his way.
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Oh, Bill, we were worried sick about you.
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ANN: Don't worry about Bill.
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I commuted his sentence
to dinner for two.
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Oh, my God, Governor Richards.
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Governor Richards. It's been a while.
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You may not remember me,
but I've seen you on TV.
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Okay, let's clear the air.
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What I did to the Governor...
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with my bottom was wrong.
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I hope you can forgive me.
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Of course I forgive you, honey.
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As I know that you would forgive me...
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if I ever lost my head
and did something crazy.
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I mean, not crazy like kill you with an ax...
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but, you know, like a little smaller crazy.
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Bobby, what are you doing to that steak?
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It's a little bland.
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I cooked it the way I always cook it.
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I know.
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Yup.
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Yep.
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See you at 7:00.
Hope you can dance as good as you bowl.
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Yup.
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What the hell is going on?
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What? Is it so weird
that I'm dating the Governor?
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A little bit, maybe.
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Did you get up her shirt?
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No, I should say not.
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Well, she's taking me to a fancy ball.
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I should probably shower.
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Well, it's nuts,
but she does have him showering.
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Man, that Phil Gramm
sure is a horse's ass.
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He's the tackiest man
in the United States Senate.
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He's a senator, is he?
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I just asked him for a glass of wine.
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Bill, you've made my evening.
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-Come on, let's get some air.
-All right.
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I christen thee the
S8 Fontaine Delatur Dauterive.
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[Bill sniffs sadly]
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Ann, you're the best thing to happen
to my life since Lenore ruined it.
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-Your ex-wife?
-Yeah.
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I used to have kind of a taste for trash.
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But these days it's all prime rib...
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and fillet mignon and tenderloin.
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Are you talking about dinner,
or are you talking about me?
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Mostly you.
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-Your boat! I'll get it.
-That's okay.
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I just stepped on a coin.
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So I said:
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"Ross, just because
you own the building...
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"doesn't mean you own the salad bar.
Get in line."�
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You guys like baseball?
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If you're trying to smoke out
the communist, relax.
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We're all cool.
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No, I just thought you might like
to join me at a Rangers game.
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-I can go to the owner's box now.
-She's a keeper.
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You brought charcoal into our house.
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I didn't know what it was.
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Luanne asked me to hold it for her.
I thought it was drugs.
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There's soot under my boy's nails.
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You don't get that
from a clean-burning fuel.
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You don't get the rich smoky flavor either.
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Shut your mouth.
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Now, we're gonna sit here and pray.
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Ann Richards. So glad to meet you.
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Bill Dauterive, Ann's date.
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Ann Richards. So glad to meet you.
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Bill Dauterive, Ann's date.
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Ann Richards. So glad to meet you.
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-Hi, Bill.
-Lenore.
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Come on, Billy. Wake up, snap out of it.
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I thought I saw a ghost
or a horrible hobgoblin, or--
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LENORE: How you doing, baby?
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-Surprised?
-Lenore.
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As in your ex-wife?
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Excuse me. Lenore, Governor Richards.
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Governor Richards, Lenore.
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Well, I should probably go vomit.
Back in a jiff.
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[Exclaims]
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What are you doing here?
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I think the question is,
why did I ever leave?
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You said it was because I was fat and bald,
and I got too jealous...
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-whenever you had a date.
-Oh, Billy Goat.
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I'm the one who should be jealous of you.
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Showing up in the society pages
with the Governor on your arm?
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You looked pretty cute
in your penguin suit.
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Reminded me of our homecoming court.
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You were king,
and that stuck-up Filipino girl was queen...
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-and I stole you away.
-Yeah, I remember.
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-To the boiler room.
-Yeah, I remember.
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You call me at the Hotel Arlen.
I'm in the handicapped room.
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It's bigger.
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Lenore swung by my place last night.
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I told you she'd come back.
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'Course, that was seven years ago...
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and I was just trying
to make you feel better.
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-And now I do.
-Dang it, Bill.
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Lenore showed up
because you're on top of the world...
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with the former Governor of Texas.
Ask yourself this:
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Where was she when you couldn't stop
eating out of that garbage can?
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I'll tell you where.
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She was having corn on the cob
with that UPS guy.
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What's his name? Mike.
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I'm a grown man. Older, but wiser.
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And Lenore is older, but still pretty.
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True, Lenore is 10 times hotter
than Ann Richards...
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and Ann Richards is hot.
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Governor,
can I ask you a personal question?
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-Sure.
-What do you think of charcoal?
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It's pure evil, right?
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Hank, I may be a politician,
but I'm not afraid to speak my mind.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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I think I'm gonna take
my seventh-inning stretch early...
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maybe pick up a couple of Ranger Dogs.
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I'll keep you company.
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Can't a man get his own Ranger Dog?
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Down, in front.
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BILL: I miss you, too.
What are you wearing?
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That's a lot of clothes.
249
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Okay, then, General.
I'm glad you enjoyed your haircut.
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Yes, sir. Talk to you later. I love you.
251
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:53,575
Bill, if you wanted to call Lenore,
why didn't you just tell me?
252
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I'm sorry.
253
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I just haven't had much practice
juggling women.
254
00:16:58,584 --> 00:16:59,915
You're not the kind of woman...
255
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,784
who'd let me juggle her
with someone else, are you?
256
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,687
It's over between us.
257
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We had fun, didn't we, Governor Richards?
258
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From the first minute...
259
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when your friend mooned me
in that elevator.
260
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-You knew the whole time?
-You took the fall for a friend...
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and I find that a whole lot more attractive
than Hank's bony ass.
262
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:29,881
Oh, my God! Bill's birthday party.
263
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Winter fresh me.
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00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,320
Close your eyes, I'll do your hair.
265
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,321
Hey, Peggy, just in time for a burger.
What'll it be?
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Charcoal or propane?
267
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,088
Propane. It's always been propane.
268
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C3Hs.
Clean-burning, economical propane--
269
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Peggy. enough.
I'm not gonna force propane on you.
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That's an insult to propane and to you.
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I want you to choose, Peggy, right now.
272
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Which is better? Charcoal or me?
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Well?
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It is no contest.
The propane burger is much better.
275
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I'll just drive this down to the dump
right now.
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You lied, Mom.
277
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No, Bobby, I came to my senses.
278
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All of them. Except for taste.
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[Bill exclaiming joyfully]
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Lenore, you came!
281
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I wouldn't miss this for the world.
282
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-So, whose birthday is it?
-Mine.
283
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I'm sorry, baby. I didn't get you anything.
284
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:18,380
Oh, no, that's okay.
Your presence is my present.
285
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:23,019
And I can't wait
to take you home and unwrap you...
286
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and then have sex.
287
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,726
Won't your girlfriend mind?
288
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,927
I don't know. I'll ask her.
289
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,498
-Do you mind?
-What?
290
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,801
I dumped Ann Richards for you!
291
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,443
I'm dating a man
who dumped Ann Richards.
292
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,808
That's like me dumping Ann Richards.
293
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,939
Why, Nancy Hicks Gribble,
I haven't seen you in ages.
294
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:47,247
Did you hear that
Bill dumped Ann Richards for me?
295
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Lenore, you know, I've been thinking.
296
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I never really got around
to signing those divorce papers.
297
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:59,724
Oh, that's okay. I forged your signature.
298
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,300
"William" in script...
299
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,563
"Dauterive� in block letters,
just like you do.
300
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:06,900
You know me so well.
301
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:10,374
I know your mother's maiden name,
your Social Security number...
302
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:11,841
what foods will kill you.
303
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:15,642
If I didn't care so much about you,
I could ruin your life.
304
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:19,240
Lenore, will you marry me?
305
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,251
Bill, it wouldn't work out.
306
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,412
You live in Arlen. I live in...
307
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:27,119
Well, I probably shouldn't tell you
where I live.
308
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:32,662
-Ann, I forgot to dis-invite you.
-Bill, I can't stay.
309
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,996
I've got to give the keynote
at a Hells Angels rally.
310
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:38,366
I just came by
to wish you a happy birthday.
311
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,496
No. You remembered.
312
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,673
Bill asked me to marry him.
313
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:46,403
But you said...
You wouldn't even tell me where you live.
314
00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:49,209
Bill, stop wasting the Governor's time
with your nonsense.
315
00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:51,909
I'm going to show Ann back to her car.
316
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,218
I know the way back to my car.
317
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:57,915
But my driver can't seem to find
the on-ramp for 35 South.
318
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,126
I'll give you the short way.
319
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,889
Take Raney all the way
until it dead-ends at the field...
320
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:08,456
then you lift the chain,
go about 60 yards and that'll be the 35.
321
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:10,626
LENORE: What are you doing
in that woman's limo?
322
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:13,762
Get out here right now
and ask me to marry you, Bill.
323
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:18,310
When somebody's serving up humble pie,
why do you keep going back for seconds?
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LENORE: William Fontaine
Delatur Dauterive.
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Ann, would you excuse me for a moment?
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And while you're at it, blow her a kiss!
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-Does that mean we've still got a chance?
-No.
328
00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:40,258
But it does mean you've still got a chance.
329
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:43,859
-Now, can I give you a ride?
-I live right there.
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Driver.
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HANK: /I'm doing it. I'm a mooner.
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