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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:36,667 [Singing] Someone's got a birthday, 1/ wonder who 2 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:40,104 Someone's got a birthday, I wonder who 3 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:43,268 What do you think of the car, Hank? It's a convertible. 4 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:46,403 Nothing says road trip like a convertible. 5 00:00:46,513 --> 00:00:49,346 Except for a kite. 6 00:00:49,449 --> 00:00:53,249 I can't just leave work 10 minutes early on a Friday afternoon. 7 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:54,582 Come on, Hank. 8 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:57,282 You promised if I couldn't find a date for my birthday... 9 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,917 you, Dale, and Boomhauer would be my dates. 10 00:01:00,027 --> 00:01:01,017 No, I didn't. 11 00:01:01,128 --> 00:01:03,392 I said we'd all go to Austin for the weekend. 12 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:05,693 Let's go! Let's get there. 13 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:09,861 I have a job as Assistant Manager of Strickland Propane. 14 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:14,806 My day begins at 9:00 and ends at 5:00, not 4:50. 15 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:21,437 [Singing] Someone's got a birthday, 1/ wonder who 16 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:34,758 Someone's got a birthday, I wonder who 17 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:38,660 Someone's got a birthday, I wonder who 18 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:42,662 Someone's got a birthday, I wonder who 19 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,502 Someone's got a birthday 20 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:52,735 Welcome to my end-of-semester party. I never thought finals would be over. 21 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:56,646 But by this time next week, they will be. 22 00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:03,685 Little plastic swords instead of toothpicks. Very British. 23 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:11,631 This is the most delicious burger that I have ever eaten. 24 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:13,063 Thanks a lot, Mom. 25 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:17,330 You've built it up so much, there's no way that burger can be that-- 26 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,166 Delicious! 27 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:26,979 [Pop music playing on car stereo] 28 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:39,321 You see? That's why you don't fly a kite in a car. 29 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:41,451 Who minds if I take off my shirt? 30 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:43,222 - I do. -Not me. 31 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,526 Let's all switch shirts. 32 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:47,261 [Car tires screeching] 33 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:48,664 Dale! 34 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:53,536 Hank, if you're steering, who's taking off your shirt? 35 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:58,909 Luanne, you ran out of burgers and I think I know why. 36 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,140 They are delicious and we ate them all. 37 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:04,013 No problem. I'll just grill up some more. 38 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,484 Charcoal? 39 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:17,955 Maybe no one's ever taken the time to tell Dad how much better charcoal is. 40 00:03:18,065 --> 00:03:21,160 And no one ever will. Now, strip off your clothes... 41 00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:23,828 put them in the washer and throw in some fish sticks. 42 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:26,736 Your father has got a nose like a Doberman. 43 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:42,321 I know this hotel. 44 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:45,323 It's where Lenore and I spent our honeymoon. 45 00:03:46,526 --> 00:03:48,722 That's the couch where I slept. 46 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:53,763 Hello. I am Gribble of the Gribble party. 47 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:57,462 We requested four standard rooms on your kosher floor. 48 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,630 I'm sorry, sir. We don't have a kosher floor. 49 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:03,404 This is an outrage. How do you intend to placate me? 50 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:04,909 Would you knock it off, Dale? 51 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:09,448 Wait till my pastor hears about this. My God is a vengeful God. 52 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:12,450 Sir, please, we don't discriminate against... 53 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:13,713 whatever you are. 54 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:15,982 I'm sure there's some way we can accommodate you. 55 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,955 How about a suite on the club floor? 56 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:21,119 -I'll see if one's available. -I'll need four keys. 57 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:24,027 Make that three keys. I'll take the standard room. 58 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:26,793 One key, one shampoo, and no conditioner. 59 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:29,870 Don't mind him. He's with the schoolmarm convention. 60 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,206 [Telephone ringing] 61 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:44,481 HANK: Hank Hill. BILL: Please hold for Dale Gribble. 62 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:49,253 Hank, we're making a fort out of all our furniture. 63 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:50,380 Come on up. 64 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:52,584 Wouldn't you guys rather grab a bite? 65 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:54,786 You know, according to the hotel magazine... 66 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:58,126 the lobby restaurant makes the best fajitas in town. 67 00:04:58,231 --> 00:04:59,721 Not interested. 68 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:08,732 Now, when your father asks us what we did while he was gone... 69 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:11,812 we can say we got new tires for the car. 70 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:14,609 -And it will be true. -Mom. 71 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:20,180 "Free with purchase of 100-pound bag of charcoal.� 72 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,763 Hank, there you are. 73 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:40,302 Hey, guys, wanna go hear Jerry Thomas play piano at the Starlight Lounge? 74 00:05:40,407 --> 00:05:42,808 The gal at the front desk said he was good. 75 00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:45,241 We just saw him. He is good. 76 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:47,369 Come on, Hank... 77 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,074 let's go moon the lobby from the glass elevators. 78 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,880 We are at this hotel as guests. 79 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:55,520 My God, Hank. 80 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:58,421 Can we ever have a party you don't poop? 81 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:02,120 You still owe me one from high school when the whole team mooned Belton... 82 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:05,426 and you just held up a sign saying, "Good game." 83 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:10,094 It was the single greatest time I have ever had with my pants off. 84 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:14,071 The vice principal gave you a week's detention for that stunt. 85 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:18,475 Nobody remembers the detention, Hank. Everyone remembers the mooning. 86 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:21,843 Except for you, because you weren't part of it. Let's go! 87 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:29,783 -Hey, wait for me. -Hank, you made it! 88 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,484 Mind if I butt in, birthday boy? 89 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:36,028 Okay, let's go. Big smile, lots of energy. 90 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:38,655 Going up... 91 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:40,733 and going down. 92 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:44,830 Drop them in five, four... 93 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:47,532 three, two and... 94 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:52,670 DALE: Yeah! Shake your booty! 95 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:56,682 I'm doing it. I'm a mooner. I'm part of it. 96 00:06:57,517 --> 00:07:00,145 Which is why Meals On Wheels is proud to honor... 97 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:05,123 the former Governor of Texas, the Honorable Ann Richards. 98 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:14,794 [Hank screaming] 99 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:24,634 I'm gonna kick your asses. 100 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:27,645 Why is it always about asses with you, Hank? 101 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:31,541 -Security. Open up. -The fort. 102 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:36,987 [Dale shushing] 103 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:41,887 All right, which one of you guys mooned the Governor? 104 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:45,021 Perhaps you are unaware this is the club floor. 105 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,657 I believe we have certain immunities. 106 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:52,204 Sir, I officially resign my room, effective immediately. 107 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,364 No, Hank, I'm the one who mooned. 108 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:57,034 -Bill. -Let me take the fall for you, Hank. 109 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,271 I don't have as far to drop. 110 00:08:10,757 --> 00:08:11,918 Governor Richards. 111 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:15,325 Sgt. Barber William Fontaine Delatur Dauterive, ma'am, sir. 112 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:16,896 At ease, Sergeant. 113 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,591 Why, may I ask, did you moon me? 114 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:23,033 Why, I wasn't mooning anything in particular, you know. 115 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:27,403 It's my birthday and you were just a civilian caught in the crossfire. 116 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,207 I'll tell you a little secret, Bill. 117 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:33,041 I had a teacher once that served during World War Il... 118 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:34,705 and he mooned Eleanor Roosevelt. 119 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:36,282 -No! -Yeah. 120 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:38,647 He had the opportunity and he took it. 121 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:41,955 I wouldn't be surprised... 122 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:45,320 to find out charcoal is better to heat your house with, too. 123 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:46,620 [Telephone ringing] 124 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:49,225 PEGGY: Hello? HANK: Hi, it's me. 125 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:54,267 Something's come up that I'm not very proud of. 126 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,631 And, well, we're being kicked out of the hotel... 127 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:59,535 so I'll be back a little earlier than planned. 128 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:03,234 Okay, I cannot wait to see you. I love you. 129 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:04,936 He is on his way. 130 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,675 Oh, Bill, we were worried sick about you. 131 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:13,310 ANN: Don't worry about Bill. 132 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:16,046 I commuted his sentence to dinner for two. 133 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:18,284 Oh, my God, Governor Richards. 134 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:21,622 Governor Richards. It's been a while. 135 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:25,631 You may not remember me, but I've seen you on TV. 136 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,654 Okay, let's clear the air. 137 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,590 What I did to the Governor... 138 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:56,458 with my bottom was wrong. 139 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:58,429 I hope you can forgive me. 140 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,363 Of course I forgive you, honey. 141 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:03,061 As I know that you would forgive me... 142 00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:06,571 if I ever lost my head and did something crazy. 143 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:09,841 I mean, not crazy like kill you with an ax... 144 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:13,311 but, you know, like a little smaller crazy. 145 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,745 Bobby, what are you doing to that steak? 146 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,750 It's a little bland. 147 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:21,344 I cooked it the way I always cook it. 148 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,649 I know. 149 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,428 Yup. 150 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,596 Yep. 151 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:39,398 See you at 7:00. Hope you can dance as good as you bowl. 152 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:47,070 Yup. 153 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:51,209 What the hell is going on? 154 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,685 What? Is it so weird that I'm dating the Governor? 155 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,221 A little bit, maybe. 156 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,552 Did you get up her shirt? 157 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,456 No, I should say not. 158 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:03,925 Well, she's taking me to a fancy ball. 159 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:06,021 I should probably shower. 160 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,232 Well, it's nuts, but she does have him showering. 161 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:18,509 Man, that Phil Gramm sure is a horse's ass. 162 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:22,275 He's the tackiest man in the United States Senate. 163 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:24,374 He's a senator, is he? 164 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:27,376 I just asked him for a glass of wine. 165 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,516 Bill, you've made my evening. 166 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,955 -Come on, let's get some air. -All right. 167 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:41,758 I christen thee the S8 Fontaine Delatur Dauterive. 168 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,096 [Bill sniffs sadly] 169 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:47,902 Ann, you're the best thing to happen to my life since Lenore ruined it. 170 00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:50,601 -Your ex-wife? -Yeah. 171 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,304 I used to have kind of a taste for trash. 172 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:56,280 But these days it's all prime rib... 173 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:59,147 and fillet mignon and tenderloin. 174 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:02,620 Are you talking about dinner, or are you talking about me? 175 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:04,448 Mostly you. 176 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:07,888 -Your boat! I'll get it. -That's okay. 177 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,522 I just stepped on a coin. 178 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:16,402 So I said: 179 00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,470 "Ross, just because you own the building... 180 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,370 "doesn't mean you own the salad bar. Get in line."� 181 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,237 You guys like baseball? 182 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:28,576 If you're trying to smoke out the communist, relax. 183 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:31,706 We're all cool. 184 00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:35,550 No, I just thought you might like to join me at a Rangers game. 185 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:38,716 -I can go to the owner's box now. -She's a keeper. 186 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:51,169 You brought charcoal into our house. 187 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,670 I didn't know what it was. 188 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:56,174 Luanne asked me to hold it for her. I thought it was drugs. 189 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,938 There's soot under my boy's nails. 190 00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:01,639 You don't get that from a clean-burning fuel. 191 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,183 You don't get the rich smoky flavor either. 192 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,184 Shut your mouth. 193 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,415 Now, we're gonna sit here and pray. 194 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:14,284 Ann Richards. So glad to meet you. 195 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,726 Bill Dauterive, Ann's date. 196 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:19,127 Ann Richards. So glad to meet you. 197 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,360 Bill Dauterive, Ann's date. 198 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,362 Ann Richards. So glad to meet you. 199 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:39,451 -Hi, Bill. -Lenore. 200 00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:02,105 Come on, Billy. Wake up, snap out of it. 201 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:06,145 I thought I saw a ghost or a horrible hobgoblin, or-- 202 00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:07,906 LENORE: How you doing, baby? 203 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,949 -Surprised? -Lenore. 204 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,714 As in your ex-wife? 205 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:19,149 Excuse me. Lenore, Governor Richards. 206 00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:21,920 Governor Richards, Lenore. 207 00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:25,659 Well, I should probably go vomit. Back in a jiff. 208 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:35,263 [Exclaims] 209 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,843 What are you doing here? 210 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:40,072 I think the question is, why did I ever leave? 211 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:43,949 You said it was because I was fat and bald, and I got too jealous... 212 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,542 -whenever you had a date. -Oh, Billy Goat. 213 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,848 I'm the one who should be jealous of you. 214 00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:52,619 Showing up in the society pages with the Governor on your arm? 215 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:55,626 You looked pretty cute in your penguin suit. 216 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,753 Reminded me of our homecoming court. 217 00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:01,027 You were king, and that stuck-up Filipino girl was queen... 218 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,570 -and I stole you away. -Yeah, I remember. 219 00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:07,571 -To the boiler room. -Yeah, I remember. 220 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:11,268 You call me at the Hotel Arlen. I'm in the handicapped room. 221 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,610 It's bigger. 222 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:19,210 Lenore swung by my place last night. 223 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:22,281 I told you she'd come back. 224 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:23,878 'Course, that was seven years ago... 225 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:26,459 and I was just trying to make you feel better. 226 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,426 -And now I do. -Dang it, Bill. 227 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:32,555 Lenore showed up because you're on top of the world... 228 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,862 with the former Governor of Texas. Ask yourself this: 229 00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:39,734 Where was she when you couldn't stop eating out of that garbage can? 230 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,000 I'll tell you where. 231 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:44,133 She was having corn on the cob with that UPS guy. 232 00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:45,904 What's his name? Mike. 233 00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:48,640 I'm a grown man. Older, but wiser. 234 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:51,115 And Lenore is older, but still pretty. 235 00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:54,517 True, Lenore is 10 times hotter than Ann Richards... 236 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,588 and Ann Richards is hot. 237 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:04,289 Governor, can I ask you a personal question? 238 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:07,833 -Sure. -What do you think of charcoal? 239 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,902 It's pure evil, right? 240 00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:14,530 Hank, I may be a politician, but I'm not afraid to speak my mind. 241 00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:16,838 Now, if you'll excuse me. 242 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,774 I think I'm gonna take my seventh-inning stretch early... 243 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:24,475 maybe pick up a couple of Ranger Dogs. 244 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:25,745 I'll keep you company. 245 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,321 Can't a man get his own Ranger Dog? 246 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:30,823 Down, in front. 247 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:36,218 BILL: I miss you, too. What are you wearing? 248 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:41,999 That's a lot of clothes. 249 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:46,764 Okay, then, General. I'm glad you enjoyed your haircut. 250 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,706 Yes, sir. Talk to you later. I love you. 251 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:53,575 Bill, if you wanted to call Lenore, why didn't you just tell me? 252 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,078 I'm sorry. 253 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:58,481 I just haven't had much practice juggling women. 254 00:16:58,584 --> 00:16:59,915 You're not the kind of woman... 255 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,784 who'd let me juggle her with someone else, are you? 256 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,687 It's over between us. 257 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:07,585 We had fun, didn't we, Governor Richards? 258 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,457 From the first minute... 259 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,429 when your friend mooned me in that elevator. 260 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:16,127 -You knew the whole time? -You took the fall for a friend... 261 00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:20,638 and I find that a whole lot more attractive than Hank's bony ass. 262 00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:29,881 Oh, my God! Bill's birthday party. 263 00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:31,742 Winter fresh me. 264 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,320 Close your eyes, I'll do your hair. 265 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,321 Hey, Peggy, just in time for a burger. What'll it be? 266 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:42,452 Charcoal or propane? 267 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,088 Propane. It's always been propane. 268 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:49,532 C3Hs. Clean-burning, economical propane-- 269 00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:53,071 Peggy. enough. I'm not gonna force propane on you. 270 00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:56,142 That's an insult to propane and to you. 271 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:02,407 I want you to choose, Peggy, right now. 272 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:06,108 Which is better? Charcoal or me? 273 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:30,667 Well? 274 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:42,650 It is no contest. The propane burger is much better. 275 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:51,258 I'll just drive this down to the dump right now. 276 00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:53,791 You lied, Mom. 277 00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:56,334 No, Bobby, I came to my senses. 278 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,995 All of them. Except for taste. 279 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,099 [Bill exclaiming joyfully] 280 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,505 Lenore, you came! 281 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:07,807 I wouldn't miss this for the world. 282 00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:11,315 -So, whose birthday is it? -Mine. 283 00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:15,285 I'm sorry, baby. I didn't get you anything. 284 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:18,380 Oh, no, that's okay. Your presence is my present. 285 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:23,019 And I can't wait to take you home and unwrap you... 286 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,323 and then have sex. 287 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,726 Won't your girlfriend mind? 288 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,927 I don't know. I'll ask her. 289 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,498 -Do you mind? -What? 290 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,801 I dumped Ann Richards for you! 291 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,443 I'm dating a man who dumped Ann Richards. 292 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,808 That's like me dumping Ann Richards. 293 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,939 Why, Nancy Hicks Gribble, I haven't seen you in ages. 294 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:47,247 Did you hear that Bill dumped Ann Richards for me? 295 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,849 Lenore, you know, I've been thinking. 296 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:56,985 I never really got around to signing those divorce papers. 297 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:59,724 Oh, that's okay. I forged your signature. 298 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,300 "William" in script... 299 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,563 "Dauterive� in block letters, just like you do. 300 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:06,900 You know me so well. 301 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:10,374 I know your mother's maiden name, your Social Security number... 302 00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:11,841 what foods will kill you. 303 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:15,642 If I didn't care so much about you, I could ruin your life. 304 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:19,240 Lenore, will you marry me? 305 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,251 Bill, it wouldn't work out. 306 00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,412 You live in Arlen. I live in... 307 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:27,119 Well, I probably shouldn't tell you where I live. 308 00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:32,662 -Ann, I forgot to dis-invite you. -Bill, I can't stay. 309 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,996 I've got to give the keynote at a Hells Angels rally. 310 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:38,366 I just came by to wish you a happy birthday. 311 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,496 No. You remembered. 312 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,673 Bill asked me to marry him. 313 00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:46,403 But you said... You wouldn't even tell me where you live. 314 00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:49,209 Bill, stop wasting the Governor's time with your nonsense. 315 00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:51,909 I'm going to show Ann back to her car. 316 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,218 I know the way back to my car. 317 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:57,915 But my driver can't seem to find the on-ramp for 35 South. 318 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,126 I'll give you the short way. 319 00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,889 Take Raney all the way until it dead-ends at the field... 320 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:08,456 then you lift the chain, go about 60 yards and that'll be the 35. 321 00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:10,626 LENORE: What are you doing in that woman's limo? 322 00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:13,762 Get out here right now and ask me to marry you, Bill. 323 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:18,310 When somebody's serving up humble pie, why do you keep going back for seconds? 324 00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:20,777 LENORE: William Fontaine Delatur Dauterive. 325 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,679 Ann, would you excuse me for a moment? 326 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:33,219 And while you're at it, blow her a kiss! 327 00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:37,057 -Does that mean we've still got a chance? -No. 328 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:40,258 But it does mean you've still got a chance. 329 00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:43,859 -Now, can I give you a ride? -I live right there. 330 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,130 Driver. 331 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,780 HANK: /I'm doing it. I'm a mooner. 332 00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:33,380 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 25995

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