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Hurry up! Get the stuff
off the truck! Move!
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-What is all this?
-Who cares?
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The Maggia say rob the truck,
we rob the truck.
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Watch it!
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Huh! Weird.
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Put that away
and get the crate in the van!
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What do you think it does?
There's a button.
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Take that off!
You'll get us in trouble!
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Don't touch that!
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Parks?
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{\an8}♪ He is a man on a mission ♪
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{\an8}♪ In armor
of high tech ammunition ♪
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♪ Trapped on the edge
of an endless game ♪
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♪ His teenage life
will never be the same ♪
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{\an8}♪ In a dangerous world
he does all he can ♪
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♪ He's Iron Man ♪
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♪ Iron Man ♪
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"I am determined
to prove a villain.
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If King Edward be
as true and just -
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as I am subtle,
false and treacherous."
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Oh, you may have been born
to be an actor, Mr. Khan.
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You're especially good
at the villainous roles.
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He wasn't even acting!
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That's just how he talks,
all snide and smug and jerky.
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Didn't he save your life
that one time?
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Yeah, but he was all smug
about it. And jerky.
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-And what about snide?
-That too.
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Tony,
why do you hang out with him?
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Are you guys still BFF?
I can't believe I just said BFF.
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Tony?
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Tony! Don't ignore me!
I'll talk more if I have to.
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Sorry, Pepper, what?
Did you say something?
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You're wearing ear plugs
in class?
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You really want
to get kicked out, don't you?
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Yes, and no.
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These are wireless headphones,
not ear plugs.
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They're connected
to the armor comms.
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The helmet audio is bust,
so I'm using these.
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And you're wearing them in class
because?
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I'm scanning the news and police
reports. Looking for trouble.
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That is the understatement
of the year!
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Opening the book helps,
Mr. Hogan.
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For your mid-term assignment,
students will be paired up
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to perform scenes
from classic plays.
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Take it seriously. The mid-term
is a third of your grade.
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Tony! Tony!
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RADIO: ...robbery in progress.
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The robber is armed
with an unknown energy weapon.
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Mr. Stark!
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Since you've chosen not to do
any homework for this class,
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or barely show up,
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the mid-term will be
especially important for you.
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And since you show such obvious
disdain for the dramatic arts,
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Mr. Stark, you will go first.
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DANIELS: One scene from Hamlet,
along with Miss Potts.
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What? Are you serious?!
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Er... I mean... Yes, ma'am.
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We're being graded separately
though, right? Please?
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I hope you understand
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the seriousness of this...
Mr. Stark?
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RHODEY: Quick question...
Have you lost your mind?
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TONY: Shouldn't you be in class,
Rhodey?
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This isn't funny!
Daniels went nuts.
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You'll get kicked out of school
if you keep this up!
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-Whatever you say, Mom.
-You're losing it, Tony!
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Between Iron Man, Stane,
those rings and school,
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you're dropping the ball.
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I've heard this before,
and you know what? Fine.
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If something must give,
let it be school.
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-I don't need it.
-What about me and Pepper?
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-Do you still need your friends?
-I've got to go. I'll call you.
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Iron Man!
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Is anyone hurt? What happened?
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Just a guy...
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Some weird suit, but he kept
disappearing and reappearing
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then he burned a hole
through the vault door!
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-I didn't even see him do it!
-Disappeared?
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Where is he now?
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Iron Man...
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If you knew what was good
for you, you'd start running.
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Neat trick.
Where'd you get that suit?
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Jealous?
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Were you aware
that you're leaking energy?
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That's usually
not very good for you.
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Surrender, and I'll make sure
you get medical help.
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[chuckles] No, I don't think
I'll be surrendering.
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Impressed?
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I guess.
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I'm the Living Laser now,
Iron Man, and I'm unstoppable.
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The next time this laser fires,
it's going to be right through...
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You can turn yourself
into a laser,
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and the best you can come up
with is robbing a bank?
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That's sad.
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[groans]
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This... This is...
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Oh, no!
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[sirens approach]
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Come on! Hurry up!
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Come on!
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So, you ready to rehearse
for drama class?
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No. I'm hacking
Stark's research databases.
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Wow!
That sounds really fun and all,
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but this is one third
of our grade.
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One third. If we don't do this
[laughs nervously] we'll flunk!
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Seriously.
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The guy at the bank today,
he had this.
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It's a prototype
laser teleportation device,
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designed to convert matter
to energy and back.
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My dad made it.
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[gasps] Your dad made stuff
for super-villains?
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No. He had a room - the vault.
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It's where he kept inventions
he hadn't finished,
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got bored with,
or never perfected.
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This was one of them. It had
flaws that made it unstable.
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I'd forgotten the vault.
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But only one person
could have gotten access to it.
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PEPPER: Stane!
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I must get into Stark Tower,
find out what happened.
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If he had tech from the vault,
who knows what's out there.
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Er... Tony, the school called
my mom at work.
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She wants to see you.
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Sit down, Tony. We need to talk.
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I know what you're going to say,
Mrs. Rhodes.
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"School is important,
bring up your grades.
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This is what my dad wanted,"
but I can't do it any more.
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Obadiah Stane is destroying
my dad's company.
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I have to focus on that.
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In two years,
I'll take over and...
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Tony, you need to hear this,
but not from me.
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Dad?
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It's a hologram!
Why do you have...
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Tony, I wasn't just
your dad's friend.
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I was his lawyer
and the executor of his will.
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I don't understand.
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I can't imagine how hard it was
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to lose
the only family you have.
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I've tried to give you space,
to respect your privacy,
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but it can't go on like this.
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What do you mean?
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This is your father's will,
Tony.
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If you're seeing this, I'm gone,
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and I'm truly sorry for that.
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But you won't be alone, Tony.
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You'll be living with David
and Roberta from now on,
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and you'll go to school with
Rhodey at the Tomorrow Academy.
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I've taught you,
raised you all on my own,
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and maybe it wasn't
the best choice for you,
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but after losing your mother,
I just wanted you close by me.
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Dad...
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But now, if I'm gone,
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if I can't be there
to guide you...
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HOWARD: Too much money and power
can be overwhelming for anyone,
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even someone as special
and gifted as you.
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I can't let you go
down the wrong path,
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and if you're going to take over
Stark International,
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you'll have hundreds of
employees' lives in your hands.
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HOWARD: The company is about
more than science and tech.
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-It's about people.
-I don't understand.
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You have to have a normal life,
Tony, with balance.
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You need to have friends,
to go to school,
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to learn all the things
I couldn't teach you.
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I don't want Stark International
to be a burden to you.
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Roberta, I know
you're with Tony now.
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HOWARD: He'll never have
to worry about money,
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but if you see he's struggling
or overwhelmed,
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or can't maintain an acceptable
grade point average...
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If he can't, then control
of Stark International
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should be handed over
to the company board.
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I didn't show you this before,
as you were having a tough time,
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but I never thought
it would come to this.
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Do you understand now, Tony?
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You have to do well in school.
You have to keep your grades up.
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Everything you care about
depends on it.
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[grunts]
Guards...
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Guards! I'm burning up in here!
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MAN: Knock it off, Parks!
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Some of us
are trying to sleep here!
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Oh, no...
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Oh, no!
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Somebody help!
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It's not fair!
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Dad couldn't have known Stane
would turn his company evil,
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that his tech would end up
on the streets,
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that his life's work would be
used to hurt people.
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He couldn't have known I'd be
the only one who could stop it.
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Tony, we'll get through this.
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You know, maybe this isn't
the worst thing in the world.
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-What's that supposed to mean?
-Nothing.
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You've been pushing yourself
too hard,
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neglecting things like...
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You know what happens
when I don't push myself?
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Lives are on the line.
If I'm not there, people die!
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If you can't understand that,
then leave me alone.
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Tony... Come on...
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You can't take
that kind of responsibility.
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All Rhodey meant was we...
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Get out!
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I was doing all of this
for you, Dad.
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[man laughing]
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[laughs maniacally]
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[sighs] Tony's not answering
my calls.
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-Did you see him this morning?
-He was gone when I woke up.
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Oh, man...
Do you think he ran away?
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-I'm not that smart.
-You're OK! Oh!
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Er... more or less.
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Kind of stinky.
Did you lose your toothbrush?
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I... Guys... I'm sorry.
I was such a jerk last night.
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This is what my dad wanted
for me.
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This is what I have to do
to keep the company.
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I have to try,
however bad things get.
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Ooh! You do kind of stink!
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So you're really staying,
and I won't flunk drama?
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Right, drama... The test.
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What er...
What's the play again?
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Hamlet? What's that about?
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Oh, it's about a prince
who's er...
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pulled in a million directions
while trying...
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to avenge his dead father.
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[laughs] No, seriously,
what's it about?
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[laughs] Are you kidding me?
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Now, who can tell me
what method acting is?
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[snoring]
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PEPPER: Psst! Tony, your turn!
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Er... line?
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-To be...
-That's just sad, Stark.
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You guys stink.
Maybe we should do another part.
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"My honour'd lord,
you know right well you did;
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And, with them, words
of so sweet breath compos'd
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As made the things more rich.
Their perfume lost,
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Take these again,
for to the noble mind
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Rich gifts wax poor when givers
prove unkind. There, my lord."
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"Ha, ha, are you honest?"
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-"My lord?"
-"Are you fair?"
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"What means your lordship?"
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"That if you be honest and fair,
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your honesty should admit
no discourse to your beauty."
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Oh... OK. Works for me!
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[footsteps approach]
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I can memorize thousands
of lines of computer code...
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00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:10,661
Why can't I do this?
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Relax. You've still got time
before the performance.
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We'll go through it
until you've got it.
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It doesn't even have to be good.
Just say the lines.
244
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:22,881
Doesn't have to be good?
I'm going to be a laughingstock!
245
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,967
She rented a theater, Rhodey.
246
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,261
She's got the whole school
as an audience!
247
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,389
And isn't it kind of evil
to schedule a test at night?
248
00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:33,725
Wow! He's in a rush.
249
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:38,814
Something must be... going on.
Something big.
250
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:55,163
I want Iron Man here,
and I want him now!
251
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,541
Do you hear me out there,
Iron Man?
252
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:00,627
And if Iron Man doesn't show,
253
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:05,424
I'll turn this entire city
into a pile of smoking ash!
254
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:16,393
Open fire!
255
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,980
[laughs]
256
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:31,408
The Living Laser?
The guy from the bank job?
257
00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:33,410
The energy leak
must have changed him.
258
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,415
I have to do something.
259
00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:41,168
The police, they'll be hurt -
or worse.
260
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:43,504
-Tony...
-But I've got the test.
261
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,632
If I miss it, if I fail,
I'll lose Stark International.
262
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,218
Rhodey,
what am I supposed to do?
263
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,762
You fight, you save lives,
264
00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:54,640
but you don't have to do it
by yourself.
265
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:57,809
Right now,
the city needs Iron Man.
266
00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:01,021
You go kick this guy's tail,
get to the theater on time
267
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,732
and Pepper and I will find a way
to deal with school.
268
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:11,114
Don't worry, man.
We'll make this work. Together.
269
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,325
Thanks. I owe you one, Rhodey.
270
00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:15,953
Yeah. Pay me back
by staying alive.
271
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,372
Now, go, and don't be late!
272
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:27,256
Oh, no! He's not coming, is he?
273
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:30,592
I'm gonna fail! What happened?
274
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:34,137
Super villain.
Times Square. It's bad.
275
00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:37,140
Well,
that's really inconvenient!
276
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:41,478
Stupid super villains!
The drama test is in 40 minutes!
277
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:44,314
Then we've got 39 minutes
to figure out a plan.
278
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:49,945
[groans]
279
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:56,201
You are about to get
a very, very bad sunburn.
280
00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:58,829
Laser, get away from him!
281
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:06,211
It's OK. I only want you.
282
00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:08,714
I wanted to thank you.
283
00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:11,842
When we met, you said something
to me. Do you remember?
284
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:14,219
You said that for a guy
who can turn into a laser,
285
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:16,513
robbing banks was dumb.
286
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:20,058
And you were right, so I came up
with something better.
287
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:21,643
Yeah? What's that?
288
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:25,147
I'm going to be
the man who fried Iron Man.
289
00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:41,455
Is that the best you can do?
Sad.
290
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,124
Argh!
291
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:48,629
[grunts]
292
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,715
Listen to me. You need help.
293
00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:54,843
The energy from the equipment
you were using has changed you.
294
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:57,304
-It could be fatal!
-Like I care.
295
00:18:57,471 --> 00:19:01,975
All my life, I've been a nobody,
but now I'm somebody.
296
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,311
I'm the Living Laser!
297
00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:06,438
[chuckles]
298
00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:10,526
Oh, you're somebody?
299
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:14,112
That's funny coming from someone
who doesn't have a body now.
300
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,114
You're laughing at me?
301
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:21,870
I was wrong. You don't need
a doctor - you need a therapist!
302
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:24,289
And you should have stuck
to robbing banks.
303
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,478
That tickled.
304
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:56,947
Perfect.
305
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:20,345
All right, no more jokes.
You can't win, Iron Man!
306
00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:23,182
You don't even know
what power is!
307
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,893
I am power!
308
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:29,396
You can't even touch me,
but I can touch you.
309
00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:31,523
You think
I can't get through that armor?
310
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:32,941
Watch me!
311
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:34,860
Urgh!
312
00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:38,363
COMPUTER: Integrity at risk.
Shielding failure imminent.
313
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:41,366
Unable to compensate
for energy frequency.
314
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:45,662
[grunts] The frequency...
He can change his frequency!
315
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,081
That's why
the repulsors didn't work.
316
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,250
His energy form
is on a different wavelength!
317
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:53,045
Computer, alter the frequency
of all weapons systems
318
00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:55,088
to match the Living Laser. Now!
319
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:58,050
COMPUTER: Analyzing.
Frequency matched.
320
00:20:58,217 --> 00:21:01,970
You want power, Laser?
Have some more!
321
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:04,681
Urgh! How?
322
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,767
That's not possible!
323
00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:09,394
I'm the Living Laser!
You can't touch me!
324
00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:11,855
Touch.
325
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,276
Aargh!
326
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,410
Well, that was... Hamlet!
327
00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:29,748
[muttering]
328
00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:31,875
BOY: Look what she's wearing.
329
00:21:42,386 --> 00:21:45,013
Well, good of you to join us,
Mr. Stark.
330
00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:47,182
You and Miss Potts may proceed.
331
00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:52,062
I... I can't remember anything.
332
00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:54,523
I don't know the lines. I can't!
333
00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:57,943
It's OK. Just relax!
334
00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:07,619
"Yet here, Laertes?
Aboard, aboard, for shame!"
335
00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:10,706
"Those friends thou hast,
and their adoption tried."
336
00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:13,917
BOTH: "Grapple them unto
thy soul with hoops of steel."
337
00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:15,460
Wooh! Thanks, guys!
338
00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:18,505
That's not in the play,
Mr. Stark!
339
00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:23,093
Sorry. "This above all:
to thine own self be true."
340
00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:31,685
{\an8}♪ Iron Man ♪
341
00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:38,984
{\an8}♪ Iron Man ♪
342
00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:45,157
{\an8}♪ He is Iron Man ♪
343
00:22:46,283 --> 00:22:51,663
{\an8}♪ Iron Man ♪
344
00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:57,169
{\an8}♪ Iron Man ♪
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