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You just need to be less
of a wallflower.
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It's dog eat dog in this place.
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I'm working 14 hours a day and
then revising.
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I just feel constantly overwhelmed.
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Are you sure you're in the right
job?
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We're engaged.
We're getting married.
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Your girlfriend must be used to the
late nights by now, though, right?
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I hope you like it.
You're wearing it forever now.
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I thought you were going to stand me
up there.
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Do you mind if we rain check,
please?
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I hope you don't mind me asking. Why
have you made a complaint about me?
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I thought you said this wasn't
a disaster?
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"This isn't a GMC thing, we're
not going to get struck off."
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Erika dropped the complaint.
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ADAM:
Yeah, yeah, long time no speak.
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Five years? Don't think
it's been quite that long.
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Well, look, I just wanted
to let you know
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that it's my engagement party
tomorrow...
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KNOCK ON DOOR Come.
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Hey. No, no, no, no, no.
You're top of the list, yeah.
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It's... It's been a very
last-minute thing.
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Oh, OK, well, look,
let's catch up in...
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..in another five years, yeah.
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HE LAUGHS Funny.
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OK.
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Erm...Mr Farrell?
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Yeah, sorry, er, my...my wife's
just parking.
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So, the blood tests didn't show up
any reason why you're struggling...
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Right. ..to get pregnant. Look,
probably nothing, but it's been
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stinging a little when I've,
er, peed past couple of days.
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Why don't you pop to the loo...
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..get me a sample?
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It's tomorrow night, erm,
it would be great to see you.
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Oh, and Lucy's invited too,
obviously.
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Oh, my God.
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Did they refund
the honeymoon after that?
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KNOCK ON DOOR
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Look, Artie, I have to run but
you take care of yourself, OK?
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Come.
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Right, I, erm, clearly
should've been more specific.
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Could you please get me
a urine sam...? Oh, shit!
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# Do you worry about your health?
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# And do you watch it slowly change?
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# And when you listen to yourself
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# Does it feel like somebody else?
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# And did you notice
when you began to disappear?
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# Was it slowly at first
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# Until there's nobody
really there? #
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Urgh!
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Oh!
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Urgh!
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BABY CRIES IN DISTANCE
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Oh, bit of early morning DIY?
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Something like that.
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Should come to ours after -
there's a flat-pack wardrobe
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Mick's been ignoring
for nine months.
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Mm-hm.
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Are you here four hours early
or eight hours late?
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Can you just say something
helpful or fuck off, please?
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Right you are, Doctor.
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Sorry, I just need to...
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It's my exam tomorrow.
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All right, sweetheart.
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Don't know how I'm gonna get
through it,
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to be honest with you.
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Maybe just get some sleep.
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HARRY: Mum's looking forward
to seeing you again.
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First doctor in the family.
I mean, she's got an uncle called
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Dr Bones, but I think
that's just a nickname from prison.
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Christ. It's our engagement party
tonight,
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do you wanna get a bit more engaged?
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I am.
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I am. I can't wait.
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I know it's mostly my lot coming,
but they're great fun.
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You could've invited more people.
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No, I've got loads of people coming.
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Yeah, there's Mum, Dad, Greg,
there's the uni lot,
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there's a few maybes, but...
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Will I get to meet anyone from work?
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Erm, they don't really...
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..they don't know really
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that I'm, um...
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..engaged.
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Oh. Yeah.
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I mean, the main gang do, obviously.
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Yeah, they're, they're all coming.
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And how big's this "gang", then?
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We're talking the Yakuza, right,
not The Famous Five?
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There's Shruti and Tracy and...
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..Julian and, yeah, loads of people.
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Well, it'll be good
to meet them finally.
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Yeah. HE CLEARS THROAT
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RINGING TONE
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'Thank you for calling the
Medical Protection Union.
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'To speak to a medico-legal
adviser about a new case,
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'please press one.
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'If you have received a letter
from the GMC, please press one.
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'Our office hours are 9:30am...
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Oh, shit.
'..until 4:30pm.
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'Press five to leave a message.
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Hi, erm, I don't really know
what's going on a complaint
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about me was dropped, but now
I've been sent...
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'Press five to leave a message.'
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Oh. BEEP
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Argh! Come on! Yeah.
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Blocks pornography, I'm afraid.
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I wasn't looking up pornography.
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It's political correctness gone mad.
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I'm trying to print out some
past papers, but it's blocked
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the Royal College of Obstetrics
and Gynaecology website.
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Come on, not at work, Shruts.
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I really wasn't. Ooh!
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That's such a nice bag,
where's that from?
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What do you need? Aren't I allowed
to be just nice?
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Anyway, erm,
I was wondering if, erm,
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any of you might be free
this evening -
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it's my engagement party.
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Ooh! You're engaged?
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Yeah, thought I'd do it that
way round.
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Pollard Road, 7pm.
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There's, er, free wine?
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What kind of wine?
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House? Whose house?
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Tracy?
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Adam, darling, it's my only night
off in two weeks,
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and I won't be spending it with you.
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No offence.
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PAGERS BEEP
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No-one gonna get those?
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Gynae registrar on call,
senior reg, and obstetric SHO.
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SHRUTI: Er, that is you, you,
and Pippa.
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Pippa's off sick this week,
so have fun.
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It would really mean a lot
to me if you could make it.
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Which I can't.
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I'll put you down as "maybe".
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I can do some posters if you're
that desperate for numbers.
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I'm not desperate for numbers.
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Of course you're not.
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Shruts? I've got my exam tomorrow.
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You know, there's actually
very good evidence
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that people perform better
under exam conditions
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if they socialise the night before.
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Something to do with,
er, serotonin, I think.
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No, Adam, I can't.
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Come on, it's one night off.
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SHOUTS: Adam, I've got my exams!
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Sorry. That came out louder
than expected.
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Shruts, have you had...have you had
a letter?
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Er, no.
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I've had another complaint
and it's a GMC one.
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Oh, shit. What about?
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My handwriting.
What do you fucking think?
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Why would Erika complain again?
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She hasn't. It's anonymous.
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Anonymous?
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Do you think I'll get one?
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Well, try not to be too jealous.
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Well, I guess you are the one
who sent her home early,
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and then falsified the notes.
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All right, Judge Judy.
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LIFT DINGS
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Thank you.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Fine. Er, we never
rescheduled that drink,
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if you've got any time
in the next couple of years?
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Oh, I've got my exam tomorrow.
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Good luck.
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Well, after that, maybe?
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Um, resits. Oh.
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Well, good luck with the exam.
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Thanks.
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Said that already, haven't I?
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Shruti!
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On duty!
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Still working here, then?
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Yeah, I guess so. Knew you would.
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See, you've just got to
not let it get to you.
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Put up the old shields.
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Stiff upper labia, right?
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Yeah, exactly. When's the exam?
Tomorrow.
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"True or false?
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"Chromaffin cells are innervated
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"by preganglionic sympathetic fibres
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"and derived from the mesoderm."
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Er, true.
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See? You'll be fine.
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I mean, it's false.
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They come from neuroectoderm,
don't they?
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How else are they gonna
release catecholamines?
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Right, if I see 100 patients
and you see 100,
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that's got to be, what,
quarter of 'em?
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# At first I was afraid
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'Please leave your message
after the tone.
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# I was petrified
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Oh, hello, my name's Adam Kay.
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I've left a couple of messages
already.
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# Kept thinking I could never... #
Will you shut up?
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Sorry, not you, obviously.
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# At first I was afraid
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My number is 07700 900 768.
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Hopefully speak to you soon.
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# I kept thinking I could never... #
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Layla Deacon?
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Hi, I'm Adam,
I'm one of the doctors here.
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Am I right in thinking
you've had some bleeding,
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and it's, erm, not like a period?
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Are you happy to tell me more
about it?
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Nothing you say goes beyond
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these three walls and
disgusting curtain.
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HE LAUGHS
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When did it start?
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How much blood is there?
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Has it happened before?
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It's like being a fucking vet.
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Erm, do you mind
if I have a quick look?
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I'll get a nurse to join us.
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Can I get a chaperone in here
for a second?
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Right. If you slip
your bottom half off,
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I'll be as quick as I can.
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Erm, feet together,
flop your knees to the side.
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Holy shit. Holy shit.
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Sorry.
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Erm...Layla, will you promise
to answer me honestly
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if I ask you
a really difficult question?
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Did somebody do this to you?
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You promise?
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Was it...? Was it an accident or...?
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I just didn't know it would
bleed so much.
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Just when you think you've seen
everything,
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someone gives their vulva
a short back and sides.
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Fuck knows what I'm meant to do.
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Right, Sister's going to clean
you up and put a swab on
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to stop the bleeding.
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Are you in much pain?
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What do you think?
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Let's get some good-going
pain relief.
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We're going to look after you,
don't worry.
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I'm gonna speak to a colleague.
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I'll be back in ten minutes
to sort everything out.
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PHONE BUZZES How long do you think?
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You're gonna be fine.
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Mind your backs.
That's it, thank you.
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Hello?
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'Dr Kay?
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'It's Nina from
the Medical Protection Union.'
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Yes, yes, thank you so much
for calling me back.
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So, just listening through
your six voicemails,
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I think it sounds like an internal
complaint has escalated,
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but don't worry
because the vast majority
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go away on their own.
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They generally don't go to tribunal,
let alone become strike-off bad.
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OK. Great.
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Um, there was something
that I didn't mention.
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I may have written in the notes
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that my consultant told me
to send the patient home
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when he didn't exactly.
257
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,280
Right.
258
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:13,080
There was an internal hospital
complaint, which I, er...
259
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:17,520
..slightly leant on the patient
to drop.
260
00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:18,960
I see.
261
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,720
How worried should I be?
262
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:23,840
Am I gonna lose my job?
Is it...? Is it strike-off bad?
263
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,880
We tend not to use terms like that.
264
00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,120
You literally used that exact term.
265
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:31,040
Try not to get het up, please,
Dr Kay. I'm just trying to help.
266
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:34,000
Next step will be
to get you sat down
267
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,480
with a lawyer quite urgently.
268
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:38,880
Am I right to presume the patient
is the complainant again?
269
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:42,040
On the letter, it says that
the complainant is anonymous.
270
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,520
Anonymous normally suggests
it's a colleague.
271
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,200
A colleague?
272
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,080
It means someone you work with.
273
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,920
Dr Kay?
274
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,440
Dr Kay?
275
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,280
Ah, Doctor.
276
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:16,200
What's the, er...? What's the dress
code for tonight?
277
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,520
The poster didn't say,
only I didn't, erm...
278
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:21,160
Who's the consultant on call today?
279
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,720
Mr Bignall.
It's just that Ria mentioned...
280
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,480
I need to speak to him about
a patient.
281
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,360
He went to labour ward
about ten minutes ago.
282
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,600
Oh, oh. Can you quickly see
a patient for me?
283
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,640
I'm really worried about her.
284
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:36,600
She hasn't passed urine
for over 12 hours.
285
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,840
Nor have I.
286
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,520
Doctor?
287
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,120
What bed's she in?
288
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,200
Side Room Four.
289
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,320
SHE SIGHS
290
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,240
God, I wish there were
two of me today.
291
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,640
No-one else does.
292
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:52,960
Oi, oi, who ordered the strippagram?
293
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,880
Who ordered the cunt?
294
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,160
Good morning. Matilda, is it?
295
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:58,280
Only on the weekends.
296
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,320
So, apparently your catheter's
297
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,280
not been putting out
any urine overnight.
298
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,640
Is he taking the piss?
299
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,480
Are you taking the piss, mate?
300
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:09,960
PAGER BEEPS
301
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,800
You drinking much? Nah.
Cocktails in here are shit.
302
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,600
I drank a jug of water
overnight like they told me to.
303
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,440
Do you mind if I have
a gentle feel of your tummy?
304
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:21,960
I thought you'd never ask.
305
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,520
God, what's wrong with this prick?
306
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,920
I didn't mean that.
I meant to say that to you.
307
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:31,520
Er, sorry. MATILDA GROANS
308
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,800
OK, your bladder's
really quite distended.
309
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,400
I'm gonna get one of
the midwives to flush it through
310
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,320
and, if that doesn't do
anything, we'll book in
311
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,400
an ultrasound to check
there's nothing going on inside.
312
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,480
Did something go wrong
at the Caesarean?
313
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:43,960
It better not have done.
314
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,280
Who's the prick now? Rob.
315
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:48,360
Well, hopefully nothing, but we just
need to, you know...
316
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,840
Right, your catheter
tube's trapped under the wheel
317
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,240
of your bed.
318
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,200
MATILDA EXHALES
319
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,920
Have you seen Mr Bignall?
320
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:11,720
No. Fuck. Can I help?
321
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,760
You cannot.
322
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,960
What would you do
in this situation?
323
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,560
So you do want my help?
324
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,400
I've got a 19-year-old
in A&E who's...
325
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,200
..cut her left labia half off.
326
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,320
Oh. Shit.
327
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,160
Abuse?
328
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,080
Oversew the edges
329
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,120
and do as little as you can
to stop it bleeding.
330
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,560
And what then?
331
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,880
See the next patient?
332
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,600
And then probably come back
to me for help with that as well.
333
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,560
Shouldn't I refer her to psych?
334
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:53,440
Is she presenting a danger
to her own life or to others?
335
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,760
No. Does she need admission?
336
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,000
No. It sounds pretty basic.
337
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,520
Didn't they retrain you
after your incident?
338
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:09,240
It was you.
What, that cut her vulva off?
339
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:12,520
You complained about me to the GMC.
340
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,280
The GMC?
341
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,480
I wouldn't wish that on
my worst enemy.
342
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,320
And you're not quite there yet.
343
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,400
Sorry, I'm just...
344
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,680
No, I'm...
345
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,400
I mean, I'm sorry you're having
to go through all this.
346
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:32,400
Um, speak to psych about
the patient,
347
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,040
but I wouldn't hold my breath.
348
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,520
I know it's hard... PAGER BEEPS
349
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,280
..but you can't let this stuff
get to you.
350
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:41,080
Oh, God's sake. At least you can
drown your sorrows later.
351
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,600
Like it says, all welcome.
352
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,600
Huh, I'd be delighted.
353
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,040
KNOCK ON DOOR
354
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:10,280
SHRUTI: So, as you know, very sadly,
that last go of IVF didn't work.
355
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:13,000
And because that was your
third attempt,
356
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,760
that means, unfortunately,
according to...
357
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,440
We can still have another go, right?
358
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:23,480
I'm... I'm very sorry to say that,
as per our guidelines,
359
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:26,360
three rounds
is all you're eligible for.
360
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,120
It can't be.
361
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:29,480
I'm really sorry.
362
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:33,040
Um, some...some people
try again privately,
363
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,600
if they can find the money.
364
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:38,600
MS HOUGHTON: Roll up!
Roll up! Who's up next, then?
365
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,360
Or you could just not bother.
366
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,960
I'm sorry?
367
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,240
Look, to be honest, at your age,
368
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,680
with the number of eggs
that we've managed
369
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,040
to harvest on your last cycles,
370
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,800
plus the level of the AMH hormones
that you've got,
371
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,320
you've got about a 1% chance
of success.
372
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:05,480
1%? Absolute maximum.
373
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:08,880
Why's no-one told us this before?
374
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,400
I'm telling you now.
375
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:17,360
Look, why don't you go home,
regroup, think about things
376
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,160
like egg donation, adoption?
377
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,640
But, honestly, you're not
having a baby with IVF.
378
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:27,880
Thanks, Doctor.
I appreciate your honesty.
379
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,880
PHONE BUZZES
380
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,000
Yes?
381
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,920
'Hey, handsome fiance.
What are you up to?
382
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,840
Working.
It's what I do during the day.
383
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,720
Champagne, sir? Ah, thanks.
384
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,160
It's not, it's prosecco, but...
385
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,280
HARRY'S MUM: 'Hi, Adam.
386
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,600
'Mum says hi.'
Hi...
387
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:03,680
..Pauline.
388
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,200
He says hi back.
389
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,080
Er, the place is looking great.
390
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,120
You'd never know there was
a wake here three hours ago.
391
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,440
HARRY LAUGHS Christ.
392
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,920
'Ah, don't worry,
we've made it look really nice.'
393
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,560
The photos look amazing.
394
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,520
I've put up that cute one
of you and your mum.
395
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,320
I didn't think she showed up
in photos.
396
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,240
Oh, I didn't tell you about
the balloons.
397
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:23,880
You remember the ones you really
liked at Hannah's wedding? No.
398
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,240
You all right? I just had to deal
with a teenager
399
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:34,320
who cut her own labia off.
Jesus, Adam. I'm really sorry.
400
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,520
That must have been...
I'd better go.
401
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,880
I'll see you this evening.
402
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,280
You're getting struck off, mate.
403
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,560
What? You dropped your card, mate.
404
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,640
That sore?
405
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,280
Much less sore than my go.
406
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,240
Does it look OK?
407
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,840
I've seen doctors do
worse labiaplasties,
408
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,160
but, you know, I'm sure it
looked fine before.
409
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,440
Other side looks...normal.
410
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,360
Well, no, it doesn't.
411
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:26,040
It looks nothing like it's meant to.
412
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:30,000
Who told you what it's meant
to look like?
413
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,080
Well, you just see it on, like...
414
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,400
..I dunno.
415
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,520
Don't want to make
any assumptions but...
416
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,760
..but I've probably seen a lot
more vulvas than you have.
417
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,280
At work, I hope.
418
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,080
Have you, um...
419
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,920
..talked to anyone about this?
420
00:21:56,920 --> 00:22:00,080
Yeah, I actually texted
everyone a picture.
421
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,640
Oh, cool, same here.
422
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:09,000
How would you feel if I, um...
423
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,480
..brought a colleague over
424
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,960
who knows much more
about this stuff than I do?
425
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,600
Just for a quick chat?
426
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:19,720
Might be helpful.
427
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:22,960
OK.
428
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:30,880
I'll be ten minutes.
429
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,720
PAGER BEEPS
430
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,360
I'm just here!
431
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,840
Who's bleeping me?
Time to turn on the charm.
432
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,560
Sorry to bother you.
433
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,760
Are you on call
for psychiatry today?
434
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,880
No, I just stole their bleep.
435
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,680
HE LAUGHS Adam Kay, obs and gynae.
436
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,480
You just introducing yourself
to every department?
437
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,240
This is the person who stops
people killing themselves?
438
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,400
Um, could you possibly review
a patient for me?
439
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,760
19 years old, just performed some
cosmetic surgery on her vulva.
440
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,240
I've got a woman who tried to
jump off a bridge this morning,
441
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,320
a student in frank psychosis,
what's this one?
442
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,960
Another suicide attempt.
443
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,600
Please, even if it's just a minute.
444
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,440
There's only one of me,
I just can't.
445
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,600
Well, what am I meant to tell her?
Tell her to see her GP
446
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,880
for referral to community
mental health.
447
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,400
It's just not an emergency.
448
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,040
Since when did we only fucking see
life and death emergencies
449
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,320
in this place?
450
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,400
You losing your shit at me isn't
going to magic up any more doctors.
451
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:36,920
Sorry, sorry.
452
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,280
I've had a real day of it.
453
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,960
I will see her
when I get two seconds.
454
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,600
Thank you. I owe you.
455
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,000
KNOCK ON DOOR
456
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,680
KNOCK ON DOOR
457
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,200
KNOCK ON DOOR
458
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,400
Come in.
459
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,800
Wipe up.
460
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,320
So, how does he look?
461
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,760
She's decided it's gonna be a boy.
462
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:36,920
Course it's a boy,
463
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,040
giving us all this trouble
getting pregnant.
464
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:42,840
Guys, just take a seat for me.
465
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,000
That's never a good sign, is it?
466
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,640
Something the matter?
Just take a seat for me.
467
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,840
MS HOUGHTON: Right, next customer!
468
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:55,760
Um...
469
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,600
..now, I can't find a heartbeat,
470
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:03,200
which means that your baby
is no longer alive.
471
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,280
Um, your options are to wait,
472
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,640
er, see if the body passes it
naturally,
473
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,320
we can give you some medicines
to speed things along or, er,
474
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,360
we can book you in for an operation.
Do you understand?
475
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:19,120
Er, could...could this be
a mistake?
476
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:21,360
No, I'm afraid it's unmistakable.
477
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,880
SHE SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY
I can show you
478
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,160
the heart on the scanner
479
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,080
if you like, but it's not moving.
480
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:29,120
Um, in terms of which option
you'd like to go ahead with...
481
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,200
SHE SOBS My baby.
482
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,480
Well, it might be easier
not to think of it as a baby,
483
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:34,960
it's just a bunch of cells.
484
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,560
A bunch of cells?
485
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,120
No.
486
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:42,560
Sorry.
487
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,800
Sorry, erm, that...
No, that's...that's...
488
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,600
That's not what I meant,
that wasn't...
489
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,880
No, we need to talk to
another doctor now!
490
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,440
MS HOUGHTON:
Look, you're gonna get home
491
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,480
and this afternoon's
just gonna be a big blur.
492
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,920
All right?
So, here, take this leaflet.
493
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,200
Right? It goes through everything
I've said.
494
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,520
It's really good, actually.
495
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,360
I mean, I wrote it,
so I would say it's good.
496
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,200
Thanks so much, Doctor.
497
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,880
Listen, there's no hurry
to make a decision, OK?
498
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,320
You just get in touch whenever
499
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:19,360
and we'll book you in
for the tablets or the operation.
500
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,040
Actually, you know what?
501
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,920
This is my mobile number.
502
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,120
Give me a call directly
and I'll sort it.
503
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,160
Thank you, Doctor. Thanks again.
504
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:36,400
And I am really sorry again
for what she said earlier.
505
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:39,920
She's very junior,
but that falls absolutely miles
506
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,520
short of what I expect
from my doctors.
507
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,160
I'm really disappointed in her.
508
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:48,160
Thank you.
509
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,240
OK.
510
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,560
It's all sorted.
511
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,320
These things happen, mate.
Don't stress it. OK.
512
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,360
PAGER BEEPS
513
00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:17,840
# Kept thinking I could never
live without you
514
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,240
# By my side... #
515
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,680
Oh, sorry.
516
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,200
Thank you so much for seeing her.
517
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,400
I didn't. She discharged herself
half an hour after you left.
518
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,000
Shit. What do we do now?
519
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,520
Nothing.
520
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,840
PAGER BEEPS
521
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,960
MUFFLED CHATTER
522
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,280
CHATTER STOPS
523
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,960
SCREAMING
TROLLEY CLATTERS
524
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,080
CHATTER RESUMES
525
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,640
PAGER BEEPS
526
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,160
What now?
527
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:08,560
Adam, thank God you're here.
528
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,840
There's three patients
I need you to see.
529
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,000
Which one's the most urgent?
Oh, God.
530
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,400
ECHOES: Thank God you're here.
D'you want your consultant in?
531
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,960
It was you.
532
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,280
It was me?
533
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,680
You complained. Adam, are you OK?
534
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,920
Let's get you into a chair,
shall we?
535
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,760
Can you move your arm?
536
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,560
I think you've had a stroke.
537
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,960
I haven't had a stroke. I'm fine.
538
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,800
I just... I didn't eat my breakfast.
539
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,080
I'll make you a wee slice
of toast, love.
540
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,320
Keep an eye on him.
541
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,840
I think he's had a wee stroke.
542
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,680
Oh, hi. HE CLEARS THROAT
543
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,120
You can go straight through.
544
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,320
What time do you finish?
545
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:23,960
Oh, er, right.
546
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,000
Er, in about an hour.
547
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,800
OK, I will see you
at the Working Men's Club
548
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,320
on Pollard Road for seven.
549
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,400
You having a big pre-exams party,
or...?
550
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,120
Is that a no?
551
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:37,200
No. It's a yes, obviously.
552
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,240
All right? One of those days.
553
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,440
Aren't they all? Good luck tomorrow.
554
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,080
You'll nail it.
555
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,640
You can wish me luck properly
at the party.
556
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,440
Are you coming?
557
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:54,760
Yeah, why not?
558
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,360
Well, I'm not paying for your resits
if they breathalyse you.
559
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,680
Looks like there are fewer tubes.
560
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,880
That's got to be a good thing,
right?
561
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,680
Unless one's fallen out -
that would be...
562
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,080
..that would be a bad thing.
563
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,240
Anyway, hopefully, you'll...
564
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,480
..you'll be out of here
before too long.
565
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,600
As it turns out, I'll probably
beat you out of here...
566
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,120
..because some total...
567
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,080
..colleague...
568
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,240
..is trying to get me struck off.
569
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,760
I give my life to this shithole
and this is...
570
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:41,560
HE SIGHS
571
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,240
You don't think I deserve it,
do you?
572
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:55,640
I'm sorry Emma can't make it
tonight, she just...
573
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,200
Didn't wanna come?
574
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,280
No, it's not that.
575
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,920
Well, yeah, it is that, slightly.
576
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,720
So, have you sorted a date, then?
577
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,000
Make sure it doesn't clash
with my wedding.
578
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,680
Of course, I'll need you there.
579
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,480
How do you fancy being my best man?
580
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,440
Oh, wow.
581
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,520
That's really kind.
582
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,320
So kind.
583
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,080
Properly kind.
584
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,960
Don't feel like you have to.
I don't feel like I have to.
585
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,040
Obviously, I would, but... PARTY MUSIC
586
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:27,240
This feels very much like a no.
No, I just...
587
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,280
I wasn't gonna do this today,
clearly.
588
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,320
What, you shat yourself
in the IMAX again?
589
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,960
No, I've...I've been thinking.
590
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,560
I'm going to have
to relieve you of best man duties.
591
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:44,240
Right, you're demoting me
to just man?
592
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,000
Not just man.
593
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,440
You're a man who I love.
594
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,480
But I need the day to run smoothly,
and I know what your job's like.
595
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,000
I always get there in the end.
596
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,440
You always get there at the end.
597
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,720
Look, and if there's some
big emergency,
598
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,720
are you honestly telling me
you'd leave it behind?
599
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:05,280
Course you wouldn't.
600
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,600
There you are.
601
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:23,120
Hey. Adam tells me you organised
this all by yourself.
602
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,440
Extraordinary. Ah.
603
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,720
Thank you. Adam was too busy
saving babies.
604
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,840
Expect you'll get used
to doing things on your own.
605
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,280
I will?
606
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:34,600
You'll have to.
607
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,560
You'll think it's just
a junior doctor thing,
608
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,840
but it gets worse and worse,
believe me.
609
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:43,120
Still, marriage is all about taking
someone on as they are, isn't it?
610
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,200
Which of us is perfect?
611
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:50,360
I, for example, have eczema.
612
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,200
He's perfect for me.
613
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,280
That's all that matters,
really, isn't it?
614
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,240
Look who it is.
615
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,440
You all right? Yeah.
616
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,080
I'm fine. You sure?
617
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,840
No, I'm not.
618
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,200
Greg's just dumped me
as his best man,
619
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,480
and there's been a complaint
about me, a bad one,
620
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,680
to the GMC, and a baby's very ill,
621
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,040
and I lied in the notes
622
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,120
and I really don't know
what's gonna happen.
623
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,600
What the fuck, Adam?
624
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,680
It'll be fine.
They're getting me a lawyer.
625
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:36,960
How could you let that happen?
626
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,800
I thought you were good at your job.
627
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,880
That's exactly why I didn't tell
you.
628
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:43,200
You're just an embarrassment,
aren't you? Shut up!
629
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,760
Adam? Sorry, I was miles away.
630
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,920
Erm, yep, I'm...I'm fine, thanks.
631
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:53,000
Relax. Mm-hm. It's gonna be fun.
632
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,240
It is fun.
Everyone's having a nice time.
633
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,640
Everyone? Yep.
634
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,840
Your mum's had a glass of wine.
635
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,920
We found her one made
of actual glass.
636
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,400
Oh, fancy.
637
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,000
Then she did a quick DJ set,
mostly ambient house,
638
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,200
but she chucked in a bit
of hard NRG.
639
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,000
BOTH LAUGH
OK, it was more ghetto house.
640
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,320
Does your dad ever talk?
641
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,280
Yeah, sometimes, it just takes
him a few hours to power up.
642
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,520
Like a beard trimmer.
643
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,520
Oh, I was just talking to Pawel,
what an angel.
644
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,640
Pawel? Yeah, one of your work
friends, a porter, I think?
645
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:28,920
Yes, sorry, er, we tend to use
nicknames at work.
646
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,880
Oh, yeah, what is it, then?
647
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,640
Pav? Pav... Pavpav.
648
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,520
Wow, creative.
649
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,200
Right, come say hi to Mum.
650
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,120
She's already started a conga line.
651
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,200
I'm gonna just get a quick drink.
652
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,160
Yeah. I'll be...
653
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:46,120
Hello! Hey! LAUGHTER
654
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,480
Thanks so much for coming, guys.
655
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,120
It's all right. It's the first
night out we've had in years.
656
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,600
We dragged her along.
She never gets out.
657
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:56,160
Didn't wanna miss out
on any gossip, more like.
658
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,600
Hmm! Ah!
659
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,560
And also for the free booze,
obviously. Slainte.
660
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:02,680
Yeah, thanks.
661
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,520
Hey, Harry's great, fair play.
662
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,040
If I was 20 years younger,
and he was single...
663
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,360
..and straight. Quite a few barriers
there, really, Trace.
664
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,840
You should mention
the gay thing at work.
665
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:14,360
People might warm to you more.
666
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,320
OK, catch you...catch you later.
667
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,560
A glass of your least shit
white wine, please.
668
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,160
This is charming.
669
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,960
So much carpet.
670
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,680
It's good of you to have it
in a place like this,
671
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,320
avoids Harry and his friends
feeling out of place.
672
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,040
How are you, Dad?
673
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,080
Traffic OK?
Took us an age to get here.
674
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,920
And to think people actually come
to this part of town voluntarily!
675
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,240
Well, Harry's mum's come
all the way from Ireland.
676
00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:52,160
Mmm, only sausage rolls waiting
at the end of her journey.
677
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:56,000
Still, it's probably what
they eat there.
678
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,040
Harry subjected me to her earlier.
679
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,960
Fun, isn't she?
680
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,240
Oh, hang on, lost soul
to retrieve, two secs.
681
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,640
Hey. Welcome.
682
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,960
Hey, mate. I'm looking
for the groom or the bride.
683
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:22,280
You found her straight away.
Hey, I'm Harry, Adam's fiance.
684
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,720
Course. Sorry, I didn't, erm...
685
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:28,480
I didn't, but now you mention it.
686
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,960
Er, terrific to meet you.
687
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,440
I'm Julian,
one of Adam's work, um, people.
688
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,360
I love your coat. Ah, cheers.
689
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,080
No-one makes a trench
quite like Burberry, do they?
690
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,120
I'd have guessed that you were gay.
691
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,120
So, tell me, do you...?
692
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,680
Oh, I'm so sorry,
I just have a work...
693
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,400
..a work thing, just very...
694
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,280
Erm, Harry doesn't know.
695
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:53,320
That you're gay?
Hey, you really ought to tell him.
696
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,840
No, about the GMC complaint.
697
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,960
You didn't mention that, did you?
No, no, no, course not.
698
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:01,000
Look, if you ever wanna talk
about the GMC thing, I'm...
699
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,280
This is for you. A little something.
700
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,520
Oh, erm... That's very kind.
Thank you.
701
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,280
Gin and tonic for you.
702
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,680
Thank you. Soda water.
703
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,960
Cos you know what they say
about surgeons?
704
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,600
That they shouldn't get pissed
on a weekday?
705
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,920
No, we're good with our hands.
706
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,560
Er... HE LAUGHS
707
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,240
Ohh! Shall we find you a cab?
708
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,280
You're the one who keeps
asking me for a drink.
709
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:36,160
Come on. Up.
710
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,520
BEN CHUCKLES
711
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,800
Adam... Adam.
Adam, have you met Ben?
712
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,520
Yeah. You work up on neo-natal
ward, don't you?
713
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,680
Oh, yeah, of course, he hates you.
714
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,200
What? No. I don't...I don't hate
you, I...
715
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,080
I'm joking. I'm joking.
716
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,720
I guess... I guess
other people hate you more.
717
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,240
WHISPERS: GMC.
718
00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:59,760
Oh, my God...
719
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,640
It was you.
720
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,680
Oh, come on, like you've never been
sick in an ashtray.
721
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:06,880
How could you?
722
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,720
After everything we've been through,
everything I've... What?
723
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,120
What do you mean? What do I mean?
724
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,360
Putting in a fucking complaint
about me.
725
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,200
Everyone having fun?
726
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,360
Yeah, Shruti's having a great time
727
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,280
trying to get me struck off
the register.
728
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,080
Adam, now's probably not the time.
Mm. You're quite right.
729
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,760
What should we do, then, Shruti?
730
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,360
Should we put something
in the, uh, diary?
731
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,160
Yeah, should we do it before
or after I lose my fucking job?
732
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,720
Don't embarrass yourself.
733
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:36,720
I knew you were a terrible doctor.
734
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:39,200
I didn't know that you're a terrible
person as well.
735
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,800
Probably, I should be impressed that
you managed to fill
736
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:46,200
in the fucking form. Stop it.
She didn't do it. Spare me. I did.
737
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,800
Yeah, I shouldn't have come.
738
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:56,520
Adam, you wanna say hi to Mum?
739
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:57,640
Not particularly.
740
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,640
He's so funny.
741
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,960
He doesn't mean it.
742
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,720
He's been having a
hard time recently.
743
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:09,480
Sorry, I'm Shruti, I work with him.
744
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,360
Is this about
that old lady that died?
745
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,360
No, err, the complaint's come back.
746
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,960
Yeah, he's gonna get struck off,
probably.
747
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,040
Sorry, you don't have
an ashtray, do you?
748
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,400
I thought you were on my side.
749
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,800
D'you know whose side I'm on, Adam?
750
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,360
The patients'.
751
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,200
Not yours, not anybody else's.
The patients'.
752
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,920
So am I.
753
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,320
Really? Yes.
754
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,080
You refused to call your consultant,
755
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,560
even though you knew you were
out of your depth with Erika.
756
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,240
How could I let that go unnoticed?
757
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,560
Easily!
758
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,160
This is my career,
759
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:53,000
not a playground
for your personal vendettas.
760
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,840
This isn't personal!
761
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:58,640
You assaulted your patients,
that's what that is.
762
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,720
If you cut someone's tattoo -
assault.
763
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:04,640
Taking personal phone calls
during deliveries?
764
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,960
And disconnecting
the emergency alarms?
765
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,480
You're a liability.
766
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,240
And what about bullying Erika
767
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,680
into dropping
her perfectly valid complaint?
768
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,520
That was the cherry on the top
of the whole cake of shit.
769
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:19,640
It's...
It's pride and it's dishonesty,
770
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,120
it's arrogance and it's entitlement.
771
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,760
You think that you are
the cleverest person in the room.
772
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,680
And that makes you dangerous.
773
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,560
How can I trust you
with my patients?
774
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:35,960
You didn't leave me with any choice.
775
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,560
What's your address, Shruts?
776
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,040
For God's sake.
777
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,200
Do you wanna try leaving me
alone for five minutes?
778
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:56,400
Get your leg in there.
779
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,240
Not gonna be sick, is she?
She'll be all right, mate.
780
00:40:58,240 --> 00:40:59,520
Here's your bag, love.
781
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,520
LOUD CHATTER
782
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,680
BEEPING
783
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:41,400
There he is. I thought
you'd gone back to work.
784
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,200
Ladies and gentlemen,
785
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,760
I'm sure you can all agree
786
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:48,480
that Adam and Harry
are totally made for each other.
787
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,200
CROWD: Hear, hear!
788
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,040
Why don't we hand over to Adam,
789
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,080
who I'm sure wants to say
a few words?
790
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:57,080
I really don't! In which case,
I'll just carry on
791
00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:00,720
and tell the story of the time
Adam vomjaculated.
792
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:02,440
GROANING
793
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,560
For those of you not in the know,
794
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,600
vomjaculation is... OK.
795
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,720
CHEERING
796
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:18,800
Well, I'll be really quick.
797
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,600
I don't know why it's me
doing this speech,
798
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,040
I know about four of you.
799
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,360
Anyway, um...
800
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,680
When I first met Harry
in a shit bar...
801
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,640
..um, who'd have...
802
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,840
..who would have thought
that, two years later,
803
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,640
I'd be standing here
in a somehow worse bar?
804
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,280
TRICKLE OF LAUGHTER
805
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,920
But Harry is, err, very, erm...
806
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:07,840
..kind and...
807
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,280
HE SIGHS
808
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:11,680
..tolerant.
809
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,560
I was going to say that, err,
810
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,080
my relationship's
the only thing in my life
811
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:20,600
that's not totally fucked up.
812
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,600
But now I'm not quite sure...
813
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,400
..how true that is.
814
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,040
Anyway, erm, nice to meet you.
815
00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:38,920
Cheers.
816
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,920
You just gonna sit there
in silence, then?
817
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,520
What d'you want me to say?
818
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,360
Sorry for humiliating me?
819
00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:07,000
Sorry for lying to me for months?
820
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,960
Sorry for what you said
to my poor mum?
821
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,800
Been writing minutes, have you?
822
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,560
I put in so much effort, Adam.
823
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,200
It was a couple of balloons
and a big cardboard H.
824
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:31,320
I...
825
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,320
..never complain
about a single thing that you do.
826
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,000
What's this, then?
Adam, please, just...
827
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,400
You don't...
828
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,440
..give anything back,
you lie and lie and lie.
829
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:48,720
You're so shut off.
830
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,440
HE SIGHS
831
00:44:58,560 --> 00:44:59,960
How we gonna make this work?
832
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,560
Well, we're probably not, are we?
833
00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:13,240
It's the next road on the left.
834
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:31,040
# Don't hold on
835
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:36,800
# Go get strong
836
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,680
# Well, don't you know
837
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,280
# There's no
838
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:47,360
# Modern romance. #
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