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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:28,829 HUH! 4 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:31,665 HEY, STROKER, LET'S REST. 5 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:33,067 I'M TIRED. 6 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:35,536 SURE, DOC. WANT SOME GUM? 7 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:37,438 I GUESS SO. 8 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:43,077 HOWDY, BOYS! 9 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:45,246 HI, MR. SEEGLE. HI, DAD. 10 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:48,316 Y'ALL HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM THERE? 11 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:50,851 YEAH. COULD YOU GIVE US A LIFT? 12 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:53,554 SURE ENOUGH. GET IN. 13 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:58,326 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BIKE, SON? 14 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:02,263 ACE TRIED TO JUMP THE GULLY. 15 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:04,698 YOU REMEMBER ACE, DON'T YOU, DAD? 16 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:06,567 UH-HUH. SAY, AIN'T YOU THAT KID 17 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:09,637 THAT LOCKED THAT LADY SCHOOLTEACHER IN THE OUTHOUSE? 18 00:01:09,703 --> 00:01:11,205 YES, SIR. 19 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:13,207 AND THEN TURNED IT OVER? 20 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:16,477 YES, SIR. 21 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:21,149 HEY, BOY, I NEED MY MIRROR, NOW. 22 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:23,384 DAD RUNS SHINE. 23 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:26,920 HERE COMES SEEGLE. 24 00:01:26,987 --> 00:01:30,023 I'VE BEEN WAITIN' TO NAB HIM FOR A LONG TIME. 25 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,925 [ENGINE GRINDING] 26 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:34,595 HE'S GOT A LOAD OF SHINE. 27 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:42,736 [SIREN] 28 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,272 HOLD ON. 29 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:46,507 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO STAND ON IT. 30 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:53,714 [SIREN] 31 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:58,486 RIDE! 32 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:00,120 * STROKER ACE WAS BORN TO RACE * 33 00:02:00,188 --> 00:02:02,190 * HE HAD A MEAN STREAK 2 FEET WIDE * 34 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:04,091 * A SON OF A GUN WITH A TASTE FOR FUN * 35 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:05,993 * AND MORE THAN HIS SHARE OF PRIDE * 36 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:07,628 * TAKE A DIRT ROAD CURVE WITH A DEVIL'S NERVE * 37 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:09,663 * AND MAKE A CAR DANCE ACROSS THE MUD * 38 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,832 * AND HAULIN' SHINE WAS HIS REGULAR LINE * 39 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,601 * TILL THE TRACK GOT IN HIS BLOOD * 40 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,769 * HE WAS A REAL HOTSHOT, AND HE BRAGGED A LOT * 41 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:17,705 * BUT, MAN, THAT FOOL COULD DRIVE * 42 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:19,540 * 'CAUSE HE LOVED THE FEEL OF THE STEERING WHEEL * 43 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:21,375 * AND THE GIRLS WITH THE BEDROOM EYES * 44 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:22,843 * AND IN A RACE THAT'S TIGHT OR A BARROOM FIGHT * 45 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:24,111 COME ON! 46 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:25,613 * OLD STROKER STOLE THE SHOW * 47 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:27,348 * A BACKSTRETCH BLAZER, A REAL HELL-RAISER * 48 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:29,383 * AND A RACETRACK ROMEO 49 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:31,118 * MAMA, LOCK YOUR DAUGHTERS UP * 50 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:36,390 * THAT WILD BUNCH IS BACK IN TOWN * 51 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:38,158 * AND THEM LITTLE GIRLS GET FRISKY * 52 00:02:38,226 --> 00:02:39,427 * WHEN THEY HEAR 53 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:44,365 * THAT RACE CAR SOUND 54 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:45,366 * THEY'RE BRINGING OUT * 55 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:46,700 * THE YELLOW FLAG 56 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,369 * SOMEBODY'S BRAKES HAVE FAILED * 57 00:02:48,436 --> 00:02:50,070 * THERE'S AN OIL SLICK ON THE INSIDE * 58 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:51,572 * AND A WRECK ALONG THE RAIL * 59 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,774 * YOU BETTER STAND ON IT, STROKER * 60 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:58,512 * 'CAUSE A BANDIT'S ON YOUR TAIL * 61 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,254 * IT'S A DOWNRIGHT JOY FOR A COUNTRY BOY * 62 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,556 * WHEN HE HEARS THEM ENGINES MOAN * 63 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:10,591 * BUT YOU GOT TO HANG TOUGH WHEN IT GETS REAL ROUGH * 64 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:12,260 * WHEN YOU'RE OUT THERE ON YOUR OWN * 65 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:13,494 * 'CAUSE THEY'LL PUSH YOU AROUND * 66 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:14,995 * THEY'LL KNOCK YOU DOWN * 67 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:16,697 * THEY'LL SHOVE YOU UP AGAINST THE WALL * 68 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:18,599 * AND YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHEN THE ENGINE BLOWS * 69 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:20,501 * THAT A MAN CAN'T WIN 'EM ALL * 70 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:22,470 * YOU CAN PUSH THAT CAR JUST A LITTLE TOO FAR * 71 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,137 * ANY SUNDAY AFTERNOON 72 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,340 * AND IF YOU BREAK YOUR NECK IN SOME DAMN FOOL WRECK * 73 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:27,975 * THEY FORGET ABOUT YOU SOON * 74 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,043 * BUT OLD STROKER ACE WAS BORN TO RACE * 75 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:31,879 * AND IT'S WORTH ALL THE TRYIN' * 76 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,881 * JUST TO DRINK CHAMPAGNE IN THE VICTORY LANE * 77 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,649 * AND TO HEAR THAT CONCRETE WHININ' * 78 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,618 * STROKER, GET YOUR DANDER UP * 79 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:43,457 * THIS AIN'T NO TIME TO LAG * 80 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:45,125 * YOU GOT TO MAKE A LAP UP 81 00:03:45,192 --> 00:03:51,198 * IF YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THAT CHECKERED FLAG * 82 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:54,835 * NUMBER 10 IS CLOSIN' IN TO EVEN UP THE SCORE * 83 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,670 * IT'S TIME TO WAVE BYE-BYE * 84 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,406 * AND PUT THE PEDAL ON THE FLOOR * 85 00:03:58,472 --> 00:03:59,973 * YOU BETTER STAND ON IT, STROKER * 86 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,743 * 'CAUSE YOU'RE BLOWIN' OFF THEIR DOOR * 87 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:08,549 * BLOW THEIR DOORS OFF, STROKER * 88 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:11,218 * AH, YOU GOOD-LOOKIN' DEVIL, YOU * 89 00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:13,387 [TIRES SCREECH] 90 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:17,057 HEY, STROKER, YOUR HAIR LOOKS REAL NICE. 91 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:18,559 YEAH, I KNOW. 92 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:21,395 LUGS, LEAN OUT FURTHER. 93 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,597 I'M GOING TO MAKE A TURN. 94 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:29,503 [TIRES SCREECH] 95 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:32,005 THE BIRTHPLACE OF SPEED-- 96 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:34,775 THE DAYTONA INTERNATIONAL SPEEDWAY IN FLORIDA. 97 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:37,878 IN A FEW MOMENTS, THE DRIVERS WILL BATTLE 98 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:40,280 AT BETTER THAN 200 MILES AN HOUR 99 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:43,484 FOR UPWARD OF A MILLION DOLLARS. 100 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:45,686 HE'S ONLY GOT THREE WHEELS! 101 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:49,022 [TIRES SQUEAL] 102 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:57,831 NEXT, FROM ASHLAND, OHIO, AND THE J.D. STACY-PAK, 103 00:04:57,898 --> 00:05:01,402 NUMBER TWO-- BUICK TIM RICHMOND! 104 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:08,476 AND DRIVING OUT OF ELLERBE, NORTH CAROLINA, 105 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:12,546 IN THE WYMAN-GORDON EXPRESS... BENNY PARSONS! 106 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,752 ON THE NEXT ROW, INSIDE, 107 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,754 IN THE 7-ELEVEN SKOAL BANDIT 108 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,956 FROM TAYLORSVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA, 109 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:25,893 HERE'S HARRY GANT! 110 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:31,231 [HORN HONKS] 111 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:32,800 LOOK OUT! 112 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,334 [HONK HONK HONK] 113 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:37,571 FROM GROSSE POINTE, MICHIGAN, 114 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:40,441 DRIVING THE POUR STAR WHISKEY ENTRY, 115 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:43,076 AUBREY JAMES! 116 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:44,378 [CROWD CHEERS] 117 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:51,018 ON THE POLE, RACE FANS, 118 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:54,121 WITH THE FASTEST QUALIFYING EFFORT, 119 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,924 HERE HE IS--THREE-TIME NASCAR DRIVING CHAMPION... 120 00:05:56,990 --> 00:06:01,462 A GUY, YOU CAN SEE, WHO MAKES A DYNAMIC ENTRANCE, 121 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:05,265 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... STROKER ACE! 122 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:07,501 HI, STROKER. 123 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:11,038 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? 124 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,810 I GOT THEM UP. YOU ENTERTAIN THEM. 125 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,446 WELL, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN. 126 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:20,147 HOW'S IT GOING? 127 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,382 WELL... HI. 128 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:25,586 LOOK. YOUR TAIL'S BENT. UNIQUE, HUH? 129 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:27,621 SAME OLD STUFF, STROKER. 130 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:31,091 I KNOW YOU? YEAH, YOU KNOW ME. 131 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,893 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 132 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,729 AH, HELLO. I LOVE YOUR PATCHES. 133 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:40,067 IN TALLADEGA, YOU LEFT ME TO GO GET A LOAF A BREAD. 134 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:41,301 GOT TO MAINTAIN MY ENERGY. 135 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:42,302 HI. 136 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:43,336 HI. 137 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,639 I HAVE TO KEEP UP MY-- 138 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:49,009 AFTER I WIN THE RACE TODAY, 139 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,645 LET'S GET TOGETHER FOR A LITTLE KICK-THE-CAN. 140 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:54,448 HEY, STROKER, WE GOT A RACE TO RUN. 141 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:00,187 Later. Woof! 142 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,255 IT WON'T BE LIKE LAST YEAR. 143 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:04,057 I'LL KICK HIS TAIL. 144 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,894 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE ON NASCAR 50 YEARS TO WIN. 145 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,096 AUBREY, FORGET ABOUT STROKER ACE. 146 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:11,164 RACE THE PAVEMENT. 147 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:15,435 YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH HIM. YOU BET I AM! 148 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:18,138 DIDN'T I JUST SAY THAT? 149 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:19,540 CHECK THAT OUT. 150 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:21,542 I'LL EAT HIS LUNCH. 151 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:23,711 O.K., I'M READY. 152 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,713 YOU'RE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. 153 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,748 YOU THINK THE WORLD OWES YOU A LIVING. 154 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:29,983 YES, SIR, MR. COTY. CATTY! 155 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,118 WHATEVER. 156 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:33,854 IT AIN'T GOING TO BE LIKE LAST YEAR. 157 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:39,159 STROKER AND I GOT TO TALK ABOUT THE RACE. 158 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:41,729 ALL RIGHT, 159 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,731 BUT YOU WORK FOR ME, SEE? 160 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,500 I AM YOUR BOSS! B-O-S-S! 161 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:48,769 GET YOUR HAND OFF THE CAR. 162 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:56,977 NOW, YOU GO ON OUT THERE, 163 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:59,713 AND YOU WIN ONE FOR BIG "Z" OIL! 164 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:02,650 WE'RE ALL PULLING FOR YOU, STROKER BOY! 165 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:06,787 WHAT A PRINCE. 166 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:08,455 YOU HAVE A GOOD RACE. 167 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:09,957 HARRY GANT! 168 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:12,960 HERE COMES CHICKEN PIT. 169 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:14,094 GONNA WIN? 170 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,096 I'LL LET YOU KNOW ABOUT 5:00. 171 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,365 READY FOR CLYDE TORKLE'S NAME ON YOUR CAR? 172 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,668 I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 173 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:23,837 HEY, JUNIOR, GIVE ME A JACK! 174 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:26,173 READY WITH THE AIR BOTTLE? 175 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:28,576 AAH! 176 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:30,343 WOO! WOO! 177 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:32,112 WOO! WOO! 178 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,682 WOO! WOO! 179 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:36,950 STROKER ACE, HOW YOU DOING, BOY? 180 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:37,985 NOT NOW, CLYDE. 181 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:40,387 I CAN'T TALK BUT JUST A MINUTE. 182 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:43,056 REMEMBER MY CHAUFFEUR ARNOLD? 183 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,558 TALK TO HIM. 184 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:45,926 YEAH, LET'S TALK. 185 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:49,930 I HEAR YOU'RE HAVING SPONSOR TROUBLE. 186 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:52,132 NO, I'M NOT HAVING SPONSOR TROUBLE. 187 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,567 YES, YOU ARE, TOO. 188 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:55,569 YOU SHOULD DRIVE A CLYDE TORKLE 189 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:57,304 CHICKEN PIT SPECIAL. 190 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,006 WE'D BE PARTNERS. 191 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,575 ME DRIVE FOR YOU? 192 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:04,277 HA HA HA! 193 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:06,279 HA HA HA! 194 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:08,816 YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE FOR YOU? 195 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,251 I COULDN'T! WHY NOT? 196 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,621 'CAUSE EVERYBODY LOVES ME. EVERYBODY HATES YOU. 197 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:14,955 I'M GOOD-LOOKIN'. 198 00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:16,489 YOU'RE NOT THAT BAD-LOOKIN'. 199 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,892 MY MONEY LOOKS GOOD. 200 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:21,328 DON'T LEAN ON THE CAR. NOBODY TOUCHES THE CAR. 201 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:25,666 NOT EVER...EXCEPT YOU. 202 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,668 YOU CAN TOUCH IT ANYTIME YOU WANT. 203 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,269 LUGS HARVEY! 204 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:33,841 BEST MECHANIC IN AMERICA. AND YOU'RE THE BEST, TOO. 205 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,909 BEST IN THE NASCAR. YES, YOU ARE, TOO! 206 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:38,445 YOU EITHER CRASH OR WIN. 207 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,180 I LIKE THAT. 208 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,414 PETTY! 209 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,050 COME ON, ARNOLD. 210 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,753 SEE YOU GUYS. 211 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,430 GO BLOW THEIR DOORS OFF, STROKER. 212 00:09:57,497 --> 00:10:00,533 CAN'T YOU COME UP WITH ANYTHING MORE ORIGINAL? 213 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,871 WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE ALWAYS SAY. 214 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,205 I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 215 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:08,241 GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES! 216 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:10,811 WELL, THE FIELD BEGINS TO ROLL DOWN PIT ROW, 217 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:13,681 AND WE'RE READY TO GO RACING. 218 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,894 GO, RUDDY! 219 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,465 THE PACE CAR DROPS DOWN ONTO PIT ROW. 220 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:34,267 HAROLD KINDER STANDING BY, 221 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:38,038 HOLDING THEM DOWN AS THE GREEN IS SET TO BE UNVEILED. 222 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:42,575 GO, STROKER! GO! 223 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,045 GO! 224 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,589 HAMMER DOWN, PISTOL COCKED, 225 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,126 AS THESE GLADIATORS WORK OUT OF TURN NUMBER TWO, 226 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,061 MOVING DOWN THE BACK STRAIGHTAWAY. 227 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:05,232 120,000 FRIED-CHICKEN JUNKIES, AND GOD KNOWS HOW MANY 228 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,901 WATCHIN' ON THE TELEVISION. 229 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:10,337 KIND OF MAKES YOU WANT TO CRY, DOESN'T IT? 230 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:11,371 ARNOLD! 231 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:14,107 OH, YEAH. WHATEVER YOU SAY. 232 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,010 COME ON, ARNOLD. EXCUSE ME, HONEY. 233 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,584 COME ON. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 234 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,887 MR. TORKLE, THE RACE JUST STARTED. 235 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:30,390 DARLIN', WHEN MY OWN CAR IS ON THAT TRACK, 236 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:34,261 I'LL WATCH THE RACE. I CAN USE MY TIME BETTER 237 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,263 GETTIN' TO KNOW MY NEW EMPLOYEE... 238 00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:39,867 GO GET SOME DINNER... GET OURSELVES SOME CHAMPAGNE. 239 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,202 I DON'T DRINK. YOU DON'T? 240 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,571 NO. 241 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:48,075 I'M A SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER. THAT WAS ON MY RESUME. 242 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,411 OH, YEAH, SURE. OF COURSE. 243 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,480 OF COURSE. 244 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:15,936 LUGS, WHO'S DRIVING NUMBER 10? 245 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:17,938 YOU OUGHT TO KNOW. THAT'S AUBREY JAMES. 246 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:21,842 HE'S BEEN TRYING TO KILL YOU FOR YEARS. 247 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,177 I ALREADY GOT BLISTERS ON MY HANDS. 248 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,246 TO DRIVE THIS 500 MORE MILES, 249 00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,248 I'D HAVE TO BE KING KONG. 250 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,450 IT SHOULDN'T BE ANY PROBLEM. 251 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:33,854 YOU BOTH GOT THE SAME IQ. 252 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,356 VERY FUNNY! 253 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,997 OH! AUBREY JAMES, AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RACETRACK, 254 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,033 CUTS INTO HARRY GANT'S AUTOMOBILE! 255 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:50,570 STROKER ACE TO THE OUTSIDE, SPINNING WILDLY! 256 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:52,772 THERE'S FIVE, SIX, SEVEN AUTOMOBILES, 257 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,307 SLIPPING, SLIDING-- 258 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,608 INTO THE WALL! 259 00:12:55,675 --> 00:13:00,013 HE SHORTENED THAT AUTOMOBILE ABOUT 1 1/2 FEET! 260 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,015 STROKER ACE IN A MAJOR ALTERCATION 261 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:05,953 WITH AUBREY JAMES AND HARRY GANT... 262 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,488 A SEND-TOW VACATION DOWN IN TURN NUMBER ONE! 263 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,757 I'M SURE ALL OF YOU STROKER ACE FANS 264 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,660 ARE WONDERING JUST HOW STROKER IS. 265 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:17,430 WE'LL GET YOU A REPORT ON HE AND THE OTHER DRIVERS 266 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:20,133 FROM DOWN IN TURN ONE. 267 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,361 WHO SET UP THE CAR, DRUG ADDICTS? 268 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,696 YOU JUST LOST IT. 269 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:52,765 I DIDN'T LOSE IT! HOW DO I LOOK? 270 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:53,934 WHY? 271 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,803 TV CAMERAS. 272 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,172 AN EARLY PEDESTRIAN HERE IN THE 500, 273 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:02,375 THE WELL-KNOWN STROKER ACE. 274 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:03,676 WHAT HAPPENED? 275 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,880 ONE OF THE TIRES EQUALIZED AND SHOVED ME INTO THE WALL. 276 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:10,918 YOU WERE FIGHTING THE AUTOMOBILE FROM THE BEGINNING. 277 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,653 NOT TRUE. WHEN LUGS HARVEY SETS UP A CAR, 278 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,455 YOUR MOTHER COULD DRIVE IT. 279 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,857 LUGS HARVEY, MECHANIC FOR STROKER ACE, HOW ABOUT IT? 280 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:21,261 IF STROKER CAN'T DRIVE A CAR, NOBODY CAN. 281 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,363 THAT'S THE STORY FROM THE VETERAN STROKER ACE 282 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:27,234 AND HIS VENERABLE CHIEF MECHANIC LUGS HARVEY. 283 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:32,439 JUST ONCE, I WISH YOU WOULD TELL US THE REAL STORY. 284 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,910 YOU WRECK YOUR RACE CAR, 285 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,879 YOUR RENTAL CAR, YOUR HOTEL ROOM. 286 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,214 NOBODY'S PERFECT. 287 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,350 WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOIN'! 288 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,552 THIS CAR'S IN MY NAME. 289 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:46,886 YES, MR. COTY. 290 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,221 CATTY! 291 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:51,224 YOU THIS FAR AWAY, BOY! JUST THIS FAR! 292 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:02,102 YOU WANT TO LOSE BIG "Z" OIL, STROKE, OLD BOY? 293 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,871 NO, SIR. 294 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,374 I'LL GO GET MY KEY, 295 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,642 AND THEN I'LL DRIVE YOU TO YOUR ROOM. 296 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:12,946 WELL, GET MY KEY, TOO. 297 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,382 YES, SIR. 298 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,517 NOW, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 299 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,687 MR. ACE FINALLY UNDERSTANDS THAT THIS IS A BUSINESS. 300 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:24,691 AND IN A BUSINESS, YOU DON'T ACT LIKE A MANIAC. 301 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,693 NICE MEETIN' YOU, MR. COTY. 302 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,195 CATTY! 303 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,966 OH, MY GOODNESS! 304 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,267 HA HA HA! 305 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:38,371 I'LL GET YOU! YOU'LL NEVER RIDE AGAIN! 306 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,940 GET ME OUT! 307 00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:44,011 YOU'LL GET IT! 308 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,812 WOO! WOO! 309 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:49,049 I'LL GET YOU, YOU SON-- 310 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,417 HA HA HA! 311 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:56,289 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO FILL UP HIS CAR WITH CEMENT? 312 00:15:56,356 --> 00:16:00,893 BECAUSE A MAN'S GOT TO DO WHAT HE'S GOT TO DO. 313 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,630 WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A SPONSOR, THE SEASON'S ALREADY STARTED. 314 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,666 YOU DON'T EVER THINK OF ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF. 315 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,101 HOLD IT. 316 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:11,071 SEE THAT GUY OVER THERE? 317 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:14,174 HE'S GOT MY EXACT SAME SHIRT ON. 318 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,609 I OUGHT TO GO BACK IN THE ROOM AND CHANGE. 319 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,979 WE'RE GONNA RUN OUT OF SPONSORS SOMEDAY. 320 00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:23,683 I WONDER WHAT HE PAID FOR THAT. 321 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,686 O.K., WHO'S GONNA BUY THE WINNER A DRINK? 322 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,390 O.K., I'LL HAVE TWO BEERS. 323 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,759 YOU KNOW THAT NUMBER 10 YOU ASKED ABOUT-- 324 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:36,096 AUBREY JAMES-- TODAY'S WINNER? THERE HE IS. 325 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,665 * SOUTHERN WOMEN 326 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:43,370 * YEAH, I'LL TAKE A SOUTHERN WOMAN EVERY TIME... * 327 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:46,906 YOU KNOW STROKER? 328 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:50,743 * I'LL TAKE SOUTHERN WOMEN EVERY TIME * 329 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:58,118 WHAT TOWN ARE WE IN? DAYTONA. 330 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:01,921 DAMN! HE'S WITH MY GIRL. 331 00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,256 WHAT'S HER NAME? 332 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,258 I DON'T KNOW HER FIRST NAME. 333 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:08,027 LAST TIME I SAW HER, HER SASH SAID "MISS DAYTONA." 334 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,130 THAT'S PROBABLY HER LAST NAME. 335 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:15,735 * FLY IF YOU THINK YOU NEED TO * 336 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:21,040 * PAY ABSOLUTELY NO HEED 337 00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:26,746 *TO A WORD I SAY * 338 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:29,015 * SOONER OR LATER 339 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:34,087 * YOU'LL HAVE TO CHOOSE * 340 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,623 * TRY AND YOU WOULD LIKE ME 341 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,791 * AFTER ALL 342 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:43,663 * WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE? 343 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:52,339 * 'CAUSE YOU AND I KNOW I'M A ROGUE AND A RAMBLER * 344 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,141 * THE QUESTION IS 345 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:57,444 * ARE YOU ENOUGH OF A GAMBLER * 346 00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:00,180 * TO REACH OUT AND DO 347 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:03,183 * WHAT YOUR HEART TELLS YOU 348 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:09,822 * TO DO-OO-OO? 349 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:14,026 * SO FLY IF YOU THINK 350 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,430 * YOU NEED TO 351 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:21,434 * PAY ABSOLUTELY NO HEED 352 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:26,639 * TO A WORD I SAY 353 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:32,212 * SOONER OR LATER, YOU'LL HAVE TO CHOOSE * 354 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,587 STROKER ACE! 355 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,855 YOU GONNA BE GLAD I CALLED YOU. 356 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:45,758 ANYTIME I SEE CLYDE TORKLE, I GET WORRIED. 357 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:50,563 I CAN HANDLE CLYDE. HE'S PUTTY IN MY HANDS. 358 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,402 HELLO, CLYDE. 359 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,338 IS THAT GOD'S OWN RACE CAR, OR WHAT IS IT? 360 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:02,041 WHAT IS IT? I GOT MY NAME UP THERE! 361 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,676 YEP. 362 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,180 WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE? 363 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:10,617 THIS CAR WOULD BE DISQUALIFIED IN TWO SECONDS FLAT. 364 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,285 WHY? 365 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:15,021 YOUR ENGINE'S TOO FAR BACK. YOU GOT AN OVERSIZED CARBURETOR. 366 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:18,725 NITROUS OXIDE IS AN AUTOMATIC SIX-MONTH SUSPENSION. 367 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:22,262 THIS AIN'T A BIBLE CLASS. EVERYBODY CHEATS. 368 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,597 WHAT KIND OF CONTRACT? 369 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,266 FIVE YEARS. 370 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,767 FOUR. TWO. A YEAR. 371 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,703 THE CONTRACT WILL READ THREE YEARS. 372 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,104 YOU LIKE THE CAR? 373 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,408 I LIKE THE CAR, NOT HIM. 374 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,809 HE DON'T LIKE YOU. 375 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,812 HE'S SUPPOSED TO LIKE THE CAR, NOT ME. 376 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,180 HERE'S YOUR CONTRACT. 377 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:43,383 IT'S BIGGER THAN MY HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK. 378 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:44,817 YOU WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL? 379 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,753 ONE YEAR. 380 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,054 GOT A PEN? 381 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,289 AIN'T YOU GONNA READ IT? 382 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,390 OF COURSE I AM! 383 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:53,059 YOU THINK I'M STUPID? 384 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,762 HEY, THERE'S NO WRITIN' ON THIS PAPER. 385 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:59,699 IT'S UPSIDE DOWN. 386 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,235 YOU JUST WANT TO GET THROUGH ALL THIS. 387 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,871 I GOT TO READ IT! 388 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,205 OH, SHOOT! 389 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:08,308 I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE UNIFORMS. 390 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,077 WE'RE GONNA HAVE RED ONES AND SOME BLACK ONES. 391 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,512 THE RED ONES HAVE BLACK TRIM. 392 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:15,047 THE BLACK WILL BE MOSTLY BLACK. 393 00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:16,249 ARE THEY TAILORED? 394 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:19,586 THEY'LL BE REAL TIGHT-FITTIN'. 395 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,220 YOU COULDN'T WEAR ONE, COULD YOU? 396 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:24,190 I WOULDN'T WANT TO WEAR ONE-- 397 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,792 SIGN THERE. 398 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:26,793 ALL BLACK? 399 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,429 A LITTLE WHITE ON SOME. 400 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:32,265 SHOOT! I BET I LOOK GOOD IN THAT. 401 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:35,735 WOMEN WILL DROP LIKE FLIES. 402 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,405 AND DRIVING OUT OF WAYCROSS, GEORGIA, 403 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:41,240 IN A CLYDE TORKLE CHICKEN PIT SPECIAL, 404 00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:45,878 HERE'S STROKER ACE... 405 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:50,717 THE FASTEST CHICKEN IN THE SOUTH! 406 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:51,518 SAY WHAT? 407 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:57,324 IT'S ON YOUR CAR. 408 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:58,658 HA HA HA! 409 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,092 BAWK! 410 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,362 BAWK BAWK BAWK! 411 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:05,432 FASTEST CHICKEN IN THE SOUTH. 412 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,634 FASTEST CHICKEN IN THE SOUTH. 413 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:11,604 FASTEST CHICKEN IN THE SOUTH. 414 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:15,875 I'VE GOT "FASTEST CHICKEN IN THE SOUTH" ON MY CAR. 415 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,109 THAT GUY CLUCKED AT ME. 416 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,611 WHUP HIM! 417 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:21,280 I'M NOT GONNA HAVE THAT ON MY CAR. 418 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:22,382 YES, YOU ARE. 419 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,616 IT'S IN YOUR CONTRACT. 420 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,752 ARNOLD. 421 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:26,619 HERE YOU GO. 422 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:29,121 PAGE 417, PARAGRAPH "A," 423 00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:30,457 SUBPARAGRAPH "B," 424 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:31,758 LITTLE LETTER "C." 425 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,994 GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES! 426 00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:36,028 [ENGINES REV] 427 00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:19,138 WAAHH HA HA! 428 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:20,172 WOOO! 429 00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:21,774 WOO HOO! 430 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,209 WOOO! 431 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:26,546 WOO HOO! 432 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:34,521 I DON'T THINK HE'S COMING DOWN. 433 00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:35,955 WHAT ROOM'S HE IN, LUGS? 434 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:36,889 308. 435 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:38,357 THANKS, LUGS. 308, RIGHT? 436 00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:43,162 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, HON. 437 00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:44,263 WELL, HELLO. 438 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:46,933 HEY. 439 00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:52,238 HOW ARE YOU, MA'AM? 440 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:54,140 I DON'T KNOW. 441 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,609 HOW AM I? 442 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,611 I'M NOT ONE OF THE DRIVERS. 443 00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:00,813 I'M JUST A MECHANIC. 444 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,149 I LIKE MECHANICS. 445 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,484 YOU DO? 446 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:08,087 THEY KNOW HOW TO TINKER WITH THINGS FOR HOURS... 447 00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:12,425 MAKE THEM GO FAST. 448 00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,831 GO AWAY, LUGS! 449 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:20,032 [KNOCK KNOCK] 450 00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:24,571 HI! 451 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,706 SAW YOU WHEN YOUR DRESS WENT PFFFT! 452 00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:29,008 I HOPE YOU'RE HERE TO TALK BUSINESS, 453 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:32,512 'CAUSE HE'S ALL TUCKERED OUT. 454 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:36,583 SEE HOW THE TAIL'S BENT? UNIQUE, HUH? 455 00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:38,217 GOT PICTURES FOR ME TO SIGN? 456 00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:40,487 COME ON IN. 457 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:43,022 I'M JUST GOING TO GET INTO SOMETHIN' COMFORTABLE. 458 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:45,091 COME ON. 459 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:47,159 COME ON. 460 00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:48,160 I'M PEMBROOK FEENEY. 461 00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:49,161 WHO? 462 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:50,497 PEMBROOK FEENEY, 463 00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:52,331 CLYDE TORKLE'S EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT. 464 00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:53,332 WHO? 465 00:23:53,399 --> 00:23:54,934 CLYDE TORKLE. 466 00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:56,969 CLYDE TORKLE'S EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT 467 00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:59,472 WITH RESPONSIBILITIES OVERSEEING ALL CHICKEN PIT 468 00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:01,774 ADVERTISING AND PUBLIC RELATIONS... 469 00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:03,309 PUBLIC RELATIONS, HUH? 470 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:06,913 INCLUDING WHAT WE CALL OUR COLLATERAL RACING THRUST. 471 00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:07,914 WHAT'S THAT? 472 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,882 THAT'S YOU. 473 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,117 COLLATERAL WHAT? 474 00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:13,152 THRUST. 475 00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:14,420 I THINK I LIKE THAT. 476 00:24:14,487 --> 00:24:15,655 NOW, AS I WAS SAYING-- 477 00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:17,289 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 478 00:24:17,356 --> 00:24:18,725 OF COURSE. 479 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:21,594 IS THAT YOUR REAL VOICE? 480 00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:25,231 YOU DON'T LIKE IT? 481 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,934 IT'S WEIRD IN A NICE WAY. 482 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,737 I THINK WE SHOULD GET STARTED RIGHT AWAY. 483 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,204 WE? 484 00:24:32,271 --> 00:24:34,173 WE HAVE TWO OBJECTIVES. 485 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,174 WE DO? 486 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:36,175 MM-HMM. 487 00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:37,510 IS THIS ONE OF THEM? 488 00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:40,647 NO. OUR FIRST OBJECTIVE IS TO EXPOSE YOU 489 00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:41,781 TO OUR COMPANY'S HISTORY. 490 00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:43,449 THE OTHER IS TO APPRISE YOU 491 00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:48,120 OF OUR NEW ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN. 492 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:49,255 TA-DA! 493 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,723 TA-DA! 494 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:52,158 I JUST SPENT ALL NIGHT 495 00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:54,426 HAVING TO DEAL WITH THIS VERY STRANGE PERSON-- 496 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,629 HOWDY, MA'AM. 497 00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:58,164 HOWDY, MA'AM. 498 00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:00,933 THIS IS LUGS HARVEY. 499 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,937 PEMBROOK FEENEY, 500 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:07,306 HOW DO YOU DO? 501 00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:08,708 PEMBROOK FEENEY. 502 00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:11,310 THAT'S HER REAL VOICE, TOO. 503 00:25:11,377 --> 00:25:13,145 BOY, SHE SURE IS PRETTY. 504 00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:14,480 MMM. 505 00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:16,616 LUGS HARVEY IS MY CHIEF MECHANIC. 506 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:19,418 YOU'LL BE INTERESTED IN THIS. 507 00:25:19,485 --> 00:25:20,853 I WAS ABOUT TO SHOW STROKER 508 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,089 OUR GROSS VOLUME CHART. 509 00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:24,423 NOW, AS YOU CAN SEE, 510 00:25:24,490 --> 00:25:27,594 OUR SALES HAVE STEADILY INCREASED SINCE 1967. 511 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:28,895 AT ONE POINT, 512 00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:31,931 OUR SALES MATCHED THE COLONEL'S... 513 00:25:31,998 --> 00:25:34,667 UNTIL SYMPATHY PURCHASING BROKE OUT 514 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:36,769 FOLLOWING HIS DEATH. 515 00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:39,471 WELL, THAT'S VERY INTERESTING, MISS, UH... 516 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:40,472 FEENEY. 517 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:41,941 PEMBROOK. 518 00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:46,345 WHATEVER. I'M SURE YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT YOUR JOB. 519 00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:47,614 OH, THANK YOU. 520 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,848 SEE, I AIN'T GONNA DO 521 00:25:48,915 --> 00:25:52,819 BUT TWO PERSONAL APPEARANCES THIS YEAR. 522 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,622 I MIGHT DO ONE COMMERCIAL IF IT'S CLASSY. 523 00:25:55,688 --> 00:25:58,958 I WANT "FASTEST CHICKEN IN THE SOUTH" OFF MY CAR. 524 00:25:59,025 --> 00:26:00,559 I'M SORRY. THAT'S QUITE IMPOSSIBLE. 525 00:26:00,627 --> 00:26:03,162 YOU HAVE A WHOLE SCHEDULE OF PERSONAL APPEARANCES. 526 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:08,400 I'LL TRAVEL WITH YOU TO ARRANGE EVERYTHING. 527 00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:09,435 TRAVEL WITH ME? 528 00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:10,970 UH-HUH. 529 00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:14,173 EXCUSE ME. 530 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,776 WELL, THEN, WE'LL BE SHARING A ROOM, RIGHT? 531 00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:18,878 NO. WE COULDN'T DO THAT. 532 00:26:18,945 --> 00:26:21,280 WE'RE NOT MARRIED. 533 00:26:21,347 --> 00:26:22,514 WHAT A LITTLE KIDDER! 534 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,383 WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH IT? 535 00:26:24,450 --> 00:26:30,723 I COULDN'T SHARE A ROOM WITH A MAN I'M NOT MARRIED TO. 536 00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:32,191 AND YOU NEVER BEEN MARRIED? 537 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:33,492 NO. 538 00:26:33,559 --> 00:26:35,294 THAT MAKES YOU A, UH... 539 00:26:35,361 --> 00:26:36,663 A virgin. 540 00:26:36,729 --> 00:26:40,166 YES. SURE, I AM. I'M SINGLE. 541 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,104 WELL, I THINK THAT'S NICE. 542 00:26:45,171 --> 00:26:46,205 THANK YOU. 543 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:47,206 YOU WOULD. 544 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:50,442 WE HAVE A RIBBON CUTTING AT 2:30. 545 00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:52,879 * THAT SAVED 546 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:58,550 * A WRETCH LIKE ME 547 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:03,189 * I ONCE WAS LOST 548 00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:04,190 STOP. 549 00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:05,224 * BUT NOW... 550 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:06,859 STOP! 551 00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:08,661 HE HAS A BEAUTIFUL VOICE. 552 00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:10,229 A BEAUTIFUL VOICE, YES, 553 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:13,833 BUT I MEAN THE MOUTH... DOESN'T WORK RIGHT. 554 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:16,102 THE LIPS AREN'T UNDER THE NOSE WHEN HE SINGS. 555 00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:18,370 THEY'RE HERE ON THE SIDE OF HIS FACE. 556 00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:22,675 THEY ARE NOT! 557 00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:25,111 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 558 00:27:25,177 --> 00:27:28,414 O.K. YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING. 559 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,649 ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE NEVER SLEPT WITH ANYBODY? 560 00:27:30,717 --> 00:27:32,118 MAYBE THERE WAS SOMEBODY YOU FORGOT. 561 00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:34,854 STROKER ACE, I'D BE ASHAMED! 562 00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:39,325 HOW COULD YOU ASK HER SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 563 00:27:39,391 --> 00:27:41,093 I'M SORRY. 564 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,595 JUST NERVOUS. I'LL BE MAKING THIS PERSONAL APPEARANCE... 565 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:46,799 OVER 1,000 PEOPLE THERE. I HAVE TO SIGN AUTOGRAPHS. 566 00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:50,870 I'M SORRY. GO AHEAD AND SING. 567 00:27:50,937 --> 00:27:54,240 Watch his mouth. 568 00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:59,712 * AMAZIN' GRACE * 569 00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:05,451 * HOW SWEET THE SOUND 570 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:09,856 * THAT SAVED A WRETCH 571 00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:13,325 * LIKE ME * LIKE ME 572 00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:14,326 * ME 573 00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:15,795 * I ONCE 574 00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:18,765 * ME * WAS LOST 575 00:28:18,831 --> 00:28:24,470 HA HA! * AND NOW I'M FOUND * 576 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,538 * WAS BLIND 577 00:28:26,605 --> 00:28:28,474 * BUT NOW-- * 578 00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:33,079 OH, YAY! 579 00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:35,614 YAY! YAY! 580 00:28:35,681 --> 00:28:37,917 OH, STROKER! STROKER! 581 00:28:37,984 --> 00:28:39,118 YAY! STROKER! 582 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:41,287 STROKER! YAY! 583 00:28:41,353 --> 00:28:43,722 STROKER! STROKER! 584 00:28:43,790 --> 00:28:45,691 HERE HE IS! STROKER ACE! 585 00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:46,692 YAY! 586 00:28:46,759 --> 00:28:49,862 YAY! 587 00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:51,798 WHERE IS EVERYBODY, CLYDE? 588 00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:55,334 GOT YOUR RIBBON-CUTTING CLOTHES ON? 589 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:56,435 THERE'S NOBODY HERE! 590 00:28:56,502 --> 00:29:00,206 PEOPLE ARE WAITING TO BUY SOME CHICKEN. 591 00:29:00,272 --> 00:29:03,642 [LUGS] BOY, YOU ARE REALLY PACKING THEM IN, STROKER. 592 00:29:03,709 --> 00:29:04,643 STROKER! 593 00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:06,212 STROKER! RAH RAH RAH! 594 00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:09,315 THIS IS THE BIG TIME, BOY. SHOW A LITTLE EXCITEMENT. 595 00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:11,818 YAY! YAY! 596 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:13,886 VERY GOOD! REAL GOOD! 597 00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:15,955 EVEN WORD OF MOUTH WON'T HELP THIS JOINT. 598 00:29:16,022 --> 00:29:18,190 AIN'T HE SOMETHING? YAY! 599 00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:26,132 THIS IS THE 12th CHICKEN PIT WE'VE OPENED THIS WEEK. 600 00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:29,869 ONLY 2 YEARS, 10 MONTHS, AND 3 DAYS TO GO ON YOUR CONTRACT. 601 00:29:33,906 --> 00:29:36,142 DON'T BE PUTTING THAT STUFF ON MY MOUTH. 602 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:39,678 BIG SMILE NOW! 603 00:29:39,745 --> 00:29:40,679 IS HE SMILING? 604 00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:41,680 I'M SMILING. 605 00:29:41,747 --> 00:29:43,883 COME ON! LOOK. 606 00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:47,319 LOOK A LITTLE MORE LIKE A RACE DRIVER. 607 00:29:55,862 --> 00:29:57,429 THIS IS STROKER ACE, 608 00:29:57,496 --> 00:30:00,699 CLYDE TORKLE'S NEW DRIVER IN THE CHICKEN PIT SPECIAL, 609 00:30:00,766 --> 00:30:02,935 THE FASTEST CHICKEN IN THE SOUTH. 610 00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:08,440 COULD YOU EMPHASIZE THE WORD CHICKEN? 611 00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:11,143 Chicken. 612 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:15,547 THIS IS STROKER ACE, 613 00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:18,784 CLYDE TORKLE'S NEW DRIVER IN THE CHICKEN PIT SPECIAL, 614 00:30:18,851 --> 00:30:21,253 THE FASTEST CHICKEN IN THE SOUTH. 615 00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:24,090 ANOTHER RACE CAR DRIVER. 616 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:28,427 WHY CAN'T THEY FIND ONE WITH A VOICE? 617 00:30:28,494 --> 00:30:30,796 [DEEP VOICE] FASTEST CHICKEN IN THE SOUTH. 618 00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:33,933 THAT'S IT. THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 619 00:30:34,867 --> 00:30:37,136 I COULD SING IT FOR YOU. 620 00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:47,179 THANK YOU, MR. ACE. 621 00:30:47,246 --> 00:30:48,014 STROKER. 622 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,249 MR. STROKER, THANK YOU. 623 00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:52,718 THAT LAWYER SAYS YOU GOT TO DO WHAT CLYDE WANTS, 624 00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:54,753 OR YOU CAN'T RACE FOR THREE WHOLE YEARS. 625 00:30:54,820 --> 00:30:59,025 NOT HERE, NOT EUROPE, NOT EVEN IN ITALY. 626 00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:02,661 YOU SURE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THAT LAWYER SAID? 627 00:31:02,728 --> 00:31:03,695 UH-HUH. 628 00:31:03,762 --> 00:31:05,597 LET'S GET ANOTHER LAWYER. 629 00:31:05,664 --> 00:31:07,233 LUGS, WHAT DAY IS IT? 630 00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:09,535 THREE CHICKEN PITS PAST SUNDAY. 631 00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:11,670 OUR SPECIAL GUEST IS STROKER ACE, 632 00:31:11,737 --> 00:31:13,272 THREE-TIME NASCAR CHAMPION 633 00:31:13,339 --> 00:31:17,843 AND LEADING CONTENDER FOR THIS YEAR'S CHAMPIONSHIP. 634 00:31:17,910 --> 00:31:20,079 READY ON CAMERA! LET'S SHOOT THIS. 635 00:31:20,146 --> 00:31:22,648 CALE, HOW YOU RUNNIN'? 636 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:25,384 I'D BE DOIN' A LOT BETTER WITHOUT HIM. 637 00:31:25,451 --> 00:31:28,854 I THOUGHT YOU TRAINED A CREW CHIEF. 638 00:31:28,921 --> 00:31:30,456 HANG IN THERE. 639 00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:34,393 SUM UP IN A FEW WELL-CHOSEN WORDS 640 00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:38,497 THE ESSENCE OF A NASCAR DRIVER. 641 00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:41,667 GO DOWN TO THE END OF THE STRAIGHTAWAY AND TURN LEFT. 642 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,536 UNLESS YOU'RE NUMBER 10. THEN YOU TURN RIGHT. 643 00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:46,838 WHO'S NUMBER 10? 644 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:50,542 Who is number 10? 645 00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:52,979 NUMBER 10 IS AUBREY JAMES. 646 00:31:55,047 --> 00:31:57,483 THIS IS MY CHIEF MECHANIC. 647 00:31:57,549 --> 00:31:58,517 LUGS HARVEY. 648 00:31:58,584 --> 00:31:59,618 All right. 649 00:31:59,685 --> 00:32:01,853 STROKER, WHAT DOES A CHIEF MECHANIC DO? 650 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:02,955 WELL-- 651 00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:05,757 HE TAKES CARE OF THE CAR 652 00:32:05,824 --> 00:32:08,860 AND SEES THAT EVERYTHING IS RIGHT. 653 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,229 BUT I'M ALSO A SINGER. 654 00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:13,665 EVERYBODY AROUND THE PITS SAYS I SING REAL GOOD. 655 00:32:13,732 --> 00:32:16,102 * AMAZIN' GRACE * 656 00:32:16,168 --> 00:32:18,304 Engineer, cut to a commercial. 657 00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:39,758 THESE LADIES ARE THE WIVES 658 00:32:39,825 --> 00:32:41,793 OF FRANCHISERS OR FRANCHISEES. 659 00:32:41,860 --> 00:32:44,063 COME ON. YOU'RE NEXT, DARLING. 660 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:45,797 THERE YOU GO. 661 00:32:45,864 --> 00:32:47,433 GET UP CLOSE AND SMILE. 662 00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:48,567 YOU GOT IT. 663 00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:51,270 WHO'S NEXT? 664 00:32:51,337 --> 00:32:53,939 COME ON! 665 00:32:54,006 --> 00:32:55,207 I'LL HOLD ON TO IT. 666 00:32:55,274 --> 00:32:56,642 GIVE THE GIRL A KISS! 667 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:57,776 GIVE HER A SMILE! 668 00:32:57,843 --> 00:33:01,147 THESE PEOPLE SELL CHICKEN FOR US! 669 00:33:01,213 --> 00:33:03,215 WHO'S NEXT? 670 00:33:03,282 --> 00:33:04,683 THAT LOW-CLASS SON OF A BUCK 671 00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:07,553 DOESN'T KNOW WHO HE'S DEALING WITH. 672 00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:11,823 FOUR DIFFERENT LAWYERS SAID THE SAME THING. 673 00:33:11,890 --> 00:33:13,859 CLYDE TORKLE'S GOT TO FIRE YOU. 674 00:33:13,925 --> 00:33:15,794 OH, YEAH? 675 00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:20,299 YOU KNOW...I HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF DIGNITY 676 00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:22,701 AND A PRETTY GOOD SELF-IMAGE. 677 00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:24,070 I KNOW WHAT I AM. 678 00:33:24,136 --> 00:33:27,073 I'M A RACE CAR DRIVER. 679 00:33:27,139 --> 00:33:29,941 I AIN'T NO DAMN CHICKEN. 680 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,543 BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! 681 00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:32,878 I'M STROKER ACE. 682 00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:36,148 THE ONLY THING I LIKE BETTER THAN WINNING A RACE 683 00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:39,885 IS TO STUFF TORKLE CHICKEN IN MY FACE. 684 00:33:39,951 --> 00:33:42,388 IT'S NOT VERY DIGNIFIED, IS IT? 685 00:33:42,454 --> 00:33:46,092 NO, BUT HE LOOKS NICE IN HIS CHICKEN OUTFIT. 686 00:33:46,158 --> 00:33:48,627 TRY HARDER. WE COULD DO BETTER. 687 00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:49,961 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 688 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:52,664 NO. 689 00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:53,932 YOU HAVE TO. 690 00:33:53,999 --> 00:33:54,966 IT'S IN YOUR CONTRACT. 691 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,202 I DON'T GIVE A TURKEY. 692 00:33:56,268 --> 00:33:58,304 I DID SOME DUMB THINGS IN MY LIFE, 693 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:01,440 BUT THIS IS THE DUMBEST! 694 00:34:01,507 --> 00:34:03,075 I KNOW IT'S IN MY CONTRACT 695 00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:07,113 THAT I GOT TO SELL CHICKEN. 696 00:34:07,179 --> 00:34:11,083 I'M GOING TO SELL IT SO HARD HE'LL CHOKE TO DEATH ON IT! 697 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,493 YOU DRIVE. 698 00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:28,267 LOOK AT THIS. 699 00:34:28,334 --> 00:34:30,769 MUST BE SOME NEW KIND OF CULT. 700 00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:32,804 BOO! BOO! 701 00:34:37,176 --> 00:34:39,545 WE'VE SEEN PROMOTIONS COME AND GO 702 00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:41,547 IN NASCAR GRAND NATIONAL RACING, 703 00:34:41,613 --> 00:34:45,184 BUT MR. CLYDE TORKLE MAY HAVE LAID THE ULTIMATE EGG 704 00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:46,218 WITH THIS ONE... 705 00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:47,886 BLATANT COMMERCIALISM. 706 00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:52,023 FANS OF THE VETERAN THREE-TIME NASCAR GRAND NATIONAL CHAMPION 707 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:56,895 ARE NOT VERY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT WHAT THEY'RE SEEING. 708 00:34:56,962 --> 00:34:58,797 THERE YOU SEE STROKER ACE 709 00:34:58,864 --> 00:35:01,733 COMING DOWN BEFORE THIS TREMENDOUS CONGREGATION, 710 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,902 THE AUDIENCE NOT APPRECIATING A BIT 711 00:35:03,969 --> 00:35:05,537 THE FACT THAT CLYDE TORKLE 712 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:08,707 HAS TURNED ONE OF THE GREAT HEROES OF AMERICAN MOTOR SPORT 713 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:12,244 INTO A FARCE. 714 00:35:12,311 --> 00:35:14,513 MAN, THAT IS FUNNY. 715 00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:16,081 HA HA HA HA! 716 00:35:16,148 --> 00:35:18,617 BOO! 717 00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:35,267 AND HERE, PERHAPS, THE FINAL INSULT TO RACING FANS-- 718 00:35:35,334 --> 00:35:37,203 THE NEW THUNDERBIRD OF STROKER ACE 719 00:35:37,269 --> 00:35:39,805 OUTFITTED AS A PLUCKED CHICKEN. 720 00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:47,646 HA HA HA! HA HA! 721 00:35:47,713 --> 00:35:50,249 WE'LL NEVER SEE TORKLE'S NAME ON MY CAR AGAIN! 722 00:35:50,316 --> 00:35:53,552 HA HA HA HA! 723 00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:55,621 POOR, PITIFUL... HA HA HA! 724 00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:58,990 WHOEVER THOUGHT OF THIS... 725 00:35:59,057 --> 00:36:00,592 I LOVE IT. 726 00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:02,228 HUH? 727 00:36:02,294 --> 00:36:03,662 KEEP IT UP. 728 00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:05,731 MISS PEMBROOK, YOU'RE NOT ONLY A SAINT, 729 00:36:05,797 --> 00:36:06,798 YOU A SMART WOMAN. 730 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:08,700 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A RAISE. 731 00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:12,204 OUR BEAUTIFUL GRAND MARSHAL WILL COMMENCE THIS EVENT. 732 00:36:12,271 --> 00:36:16,475 GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES. 733 00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:18,710 CAN YOU DRIVE LIKE THAT? 734 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,483 WHEN A DUMB HICK LIKE STROKER PULLS A STUNT LIKE THAT, 735 00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:26,552 MAKE OUT LIKE HE DID YOU A FAVOR. 736 00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:28,920 HE WON'T NEVER DO IT AGAIN. 737 00:36:31,290 --> 00:36:33,525 LOOKS LIKE IT DIDN'T WORK. 738 00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:36,662 WE SURE WENT TO A LOT OF TROUBLE FOR NOTHING. 739 00:36:36,728 --> 00:36:38,397 THIS IS EMBARRASSING. 740 00:36:38,464 --> 00:36:42,067 WHAT WILL WE DO NOW? GOT MORE IDEAS? 741 00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:44,303 PUT YOUR DEVIOUS MIND TO WORK. 742 00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:47,606 WE'LL GET OUT OF THIS DAMN CONTRACT! 743 00:36:47,673 --> 00:36:49,875 GUM! 744 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,483 HERE AT THE WORLD'S FASTEST MOTOR SPEEDWAY 745 00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:59,518 AT TALLADEGA, ALABAMA. 746 00:36:59,585 --> 00:37:02,187 GET READY FOR THE FIRST PIT STOP. 747 00:37:02,254 --> 00:37:04,390 THROUGH THE TRI-OVAL COME THE FIELD 748 00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:07,793 DOWN FOR THE START. 749 00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:28,547 INTO THE BACK STRAIGHTAWAY FOR THE FIRST TIME, 750 00:37:28,614 --> 00:37:30,749 AND THEY GO OVER 200 MILES PER HOUR 751 00:37:30,816 --> 00:37:33,752 DOWN THAT 4,000-FOOT BACKSTRETCH. 752 00:37:36,422 --> 00:37:41,226 PFFFT! PFFFT! 753 00:37:41,293 --> 00:37:43,329 SHOOT! 754 00:37:43,395 --> 00:37:46,632 FASTEST CHICKEN IN THE SOUTH! 755 00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:57,409 THEY COME OUT OF TURN FOUR, 756 00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:58,844 HEADED BACK THROUGH THE TRI-OVAL 757 00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:01,947 FOR THE FIRST TIME. 758 00:38:02,013 --> 00:38:05,016 STROKER ACE MIXING IT UP. 759 00:38:30,876 --> 00:38:35,347 CAUTION IS ON THE SPEEDWAY EARLY IN THE GOING. 760 00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:43,922 EVER THINK ABOUT TRYING TO LEAD? 761 00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:45,724 WE COULD USE A LAP! 762 00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:49,595 YOU THINK IT'S EASY DRIVING WITH CHICKEN FEET? 763 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:51,963 HERE! TAKE THE OTHER ONE. 764 00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:53,965 HURRY UP! 765 00:39:12,518 --> 00:39:15,521 ONCE AGAIN UNDERWAY. 766 00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:38,376 [RATTLING] LUGS! 767 00:39:38,444 --> 00:39:39,711 YEAH? 768 00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:43,782 CHECK THE PIT! SEE IF ANY TOOLS ARE MISSING. 769 00:39:44,850 --> 00:39:45,984 WHY? 770 00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:49,521 I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE ENGINE. 771 00:39:50,422 --> 00:39:51,490 THAT ENGINE'S PERFECT. 772 00:39:51,557 --> 00:39:54,192 YOU'VE GOT MY WORD ON IT. 773 00:39:54,259 --> 00:39:58,897 PFFT! 774 00:39:58,964 --> 00:40:00,331 GOD DAMN! 775 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:01,366 SHOOT! 776 00:40:01,433 --> 00:40:07,105 OH, SHOOT. 777 00:40:07,172 --> 00:40:09,741 IT'S ALL OVER FOR STROKER ACE. 778 00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:13,645 STROKER HAND-GRENADED AN ENGINE IN TURN TWO. 779 00:40:13,712 --> 00:40:16,214 THE CAUTION IS UP FOR THE SECOND TIME 780 00:40:16,281 --> 00:40:20,351 IN THIS TALLADEGA 500. 781 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:21,386 LUGS! 782 00:40:21,453 --> 00:40:24,956 YEAH? 783 00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:27,993 ABOUT YOUR WORD... 784 00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:29,561 IT AIN'T WORTH-- 785 00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:32,498 [COUGH COUGH] 786 00:40:33,999 --> 00:40:35,366 THE WHOLE THING'S A TRICK. 787 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,735 WHAT IS? 788 00:40:36,802 --> 00:40:38,770 IT'S A CLYDE TORKLE CHICKEN PIT TRICK 789 00:40:38,837 --> 00:40:41,272 TO GET ME TO GO AROUND CUTTING RIBBONS. 790 00:40:41,339 --> 00:40:43,274 YOU MEAN PEMBROOK FEENEY? 791 00:40:43,341 --> 00:40:47,412 OF COURSE! NO WOMAN LOOKS LIKE THAT 792 00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:49,080 AND IS A... 793 00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:51,550 WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT? 794 00:40:51,617 --> 00:40:52,684 VIRGIN. 795 00:40:52,751 --> 00:40:55,487 RIGHT. YOU BUY THAT? 796 00:40:55,554 --> 00:40:57,589 THERE ARE SOME NICE WOMEN IN THIS WORLD. 797 00:40:57,656 --> 00:41:00,025 PEMBROOK FEENEY IS A GOD-FEARING WOMAN. 798 00:41:00,091 --> 00:41:05,263 I'M PROUD AND HONORED TO KNOW HER. 799 00:41:05,330 --> 00:41:06,598 IF YOU HAD A FERRARI, 800 00:41:06,665 --> 00:41:08,767 WOULD YOU JUST LEAVE IT IN THE GARAGE? 801 00:41:08,834 --> 00:41:11,970 IF YOU HAD WILD TURKEY, WOULD YOU NEVER DRINK IT? 802 00:41:12,037 --> 00:41:16,775 MEETING HER IS THE HEALTHIEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU. 803 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,863 DOWN THE INSIDE GOES AUBREY JAMES, NUMBER 10. 804 00:41:37,929 --> 00:41:40,832 ON THE OUTSIDE, STROKER ACE. 805 00:41:47,372 --> 00:41:50,676 7-ELEVEN CAR INSIDE, WALL ON THE OUTSIDE. 806 00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:52,744 IF AUBREY JAMES CAN CONTAIN ACE, 807 00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:54,946 HE'S GOING TO COME HOME THE WINNER. 808 00:41:58,149 --> 00:41:59,851 AUBREY JAMES TAKES THE CHECKERED FLAG 809 00:41:59,918 --> 00:42:01,386 IN THE MICHIGAN 400, 810 00:42:01,452 --> 00:42:06,291 BUT NOT THE APPRECIATION OF THE 75,000 IN ATTENDANCE. 811 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:10,061 PERHAPS THE ANGRIEST IS STROKER ACE. 812 00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:21,339 SHOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU A TALLER GEAR. 813 00:42:21,406 --> 00:42:22,373 WASN'T YOUR FAULT. 814 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:25,343 HE BEAT YOU. 815 00:42:25,410 --> 00:42:26,812 HE DID IT WITH STYLE. 816 00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:29,681 GUYS, WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT SECOND? 817 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:37,155 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 818 00:42:37,222 --> 00:42:39,691 COME IN. 819 00:42:44,329 --> 00:42:46,064 HELLO. 820 00:42:46,131 --> 00:42:50,201 HI. 821 00:42:50,268 --> 00:42:52,303 THEY SLIDE OUT. 822 00:42:52,370 --> 00:42:54,439 OH. 823 00:42:54,505 --> 00:42:55,907 I KNEW THAT. 824 00:42:55,974 --> 00:42:57,175 WELL... 825 00:42:57,242 --> 00:42:59,745 HOW IS EVERYTHING AT THE CHICKEN FACTORY? 826 00:42:59,811 --> 00:43:00,879 JUST GREAT. 827 00:43:00,946 --> 00:43:04,115 MR. TORKLE WILL BE IN LATER, 828 00:43:04,182 --> 00:43:06,151 IF YOU WANT TO SPEAK WITH HIM. 829 00:43:06,217 --> 00:43:07,753 RATHER NOT. 830 00:43:07,819 --> 00:43:09,154 WHERE'S LUGS? 831 00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:10,689 LUGS? 832 00:43:10,756 --> 00:43:12,958 LUGS IS DEAD. 833 00:43:13,024 --> 00:43:14,159 WHAT? 834 00:43:14,225 --> 00:43:16,561 JUST KIDDING. 835 00:43:16,628 --> 00:43:19,330 I LIKE TO KID. THE GIRLS SEEM TO LIKE IT. 836 00:43:19,397 --> 00:43:21,099 WHAT DO THEY KNOW? 837 00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:25,136 MY SISTER ALWAYS SAID I HAD A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR. 838 00:43:25,203 --> 00:43:28,273 IF SHE'S LIKE YOU, I'LL BE IN DOUBLE TROUBLE. 839 00:43:28,339 --> 00:43:30,308 SHE'S DEAD. 840 00:43:30,375 --> 00:43:31,743 OH, I'M S-- 841 00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:33,945 OH, YOU'RE KIDDING LIKE ME, HUH? 842 00:43:34,012 --> 00:43:38,349 NO. SHE WAS RUN OVER BY A TRACTOR-TRAILER TRUCK. 843 00:43:38,416 --> 00:43:39,685 OH. 844 00:43:39,751 --> 00:43:41,052 I'M SORRY. 845 00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:44,622 DON'T GET UPSET. THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 846 00:43:44,690 --> 00:43:47,993 LET'S GO OUT TO DINNER SO WE CAN KID SOME MORE. 847 00:43:48,059 --> 00:43:50,495 NO. LET'S STAY HERE AND DRINK. 848 00:43:50,561 --> 00:43:54,465 I DON'T DRINK. 849 00:43:54,532 --> 00:43:55,500 OH, I KNEW THAT. 850 00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:57,202 LUGS TOLD ME THAT. 851 00:43:57,268 --> 00:44:01,072 THAT'S WHY I ORDERED THIS NONALCOHOLIC CHAMPAGNE. 852 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:03,241 LOOKS AND TASTES LIKE THE REAL THING, 853 00:44:03,308 --> 00:44:06,712 RIGHT DOWN TO THE PHONY LABEL. 854 00:44:06,778 --> 00:44:08,113 I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT. 855 00:44:08,179 --> 00:44:09,781 YOU HAVE TO ORDER IT SPECIAL... 856 00:44:09,848 --> 00:44:12,417 ALL THE WAY FROM... NEW HAMPSHIRE. 857 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:13,651 I'LL BE DARNED. 858 00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:16,121 I'LL BE DARNED, TOO. DRINK UP. 859 00:44:19,357 --> 00:44:20,325 OH, THAT WAS GOOD. 860 00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:22,560 GOOD. HAVE SOME MORE. 861 00:44:22,627 --> 00:44:24,562 THERE. 862 00:44:24,629 --> 00:44:26,397 SHALL WE GO OUT ON THE BALCONY? 863 00:44:26,464 --> 00:44:28,466 WHY? 864 00:44:28,533 --> 00:44:29,534 ENJOY THE VIEW? 865 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,302 O.K. WHAT ABOUT DINNER? 866 00:44:31,369 --> 00:44:32,337 ROOM SERVICE. 867 00:44:32,403 --> 00:44:33,471 WHY? 868 00:44:33,538 --> 00:44:36,607 BETTER FOOD. 869 00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:38,944 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT, UH... 870 00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:40,678 SOME CHICKEN THINGS. 871 00:44:40,746 --> 00:44:42,547 OH, I FORGOT MY CHARTS. 872 00:44:42,613 --> 00:44:44,649 OH, DARN. 873 00:44:44,716 --> 00:44:47,485 IT SMELLS SO GOOD, LIKE AFTER A RAIN. 874 00:44:47,552 --> 00:44:49,120 THAT WOULD BE YOUR MAGNOLIA. 875 00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:50,155 JASMINE. 876 00:44:50,221 --> 00:44:51,189 WHATEVER. 877 00:44:51,256 --> 00:44:52,623 STROKER. 878 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:54,559 WHY DO MEN RACE? 879 00:44:54,625 --> 00:44:55,693 WHAT? 880 00:44:55,761 --> 00:44:58,329 WHY RACE? WHY DO YOU DO IT? 881 00:44:58,396 --> 00:44:59,397 I DON'T KNOW. 882 00:44:59,464 --> 00:45:02,000 BUT YOU MUST. 883 00:45:02,067 --> 00:45:06,104 WELL, IT'S, UH... KIND OF HARD TO EXPLAIN. 884 00:45:06,171 --> 00:45:08,306 TRY. 885 00:45:08,373 --> 00:45:11,009 IT'S MORE LIKE A FEELING YOU GET, YOU KNOW? 886 00:45:11,076 --> 00:45:14,279 WHEN DID YOU FIRST FEEL IT? 887 00:45:14,345 --> 00:45:15,580 FEEL WHAT? 888 00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:17,215 THE FEELING. 889 00:45:17,282 --> 00:45:19,417 OH. 890 00:45:19,484 --> 00:45:20,685 I WAS A YOUNG KID. 891 00:45:20,752 --> 00:45:24,289 I USED TO RUN AROUND WITH THIS GUY NAMED DOC. 892 00:45:24,355 --> 00:45:25,323 WE HAD A BIKE-- 893 00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:28,093 YOU HAD A BICYCLE! 894 00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:29,194 YEAH. 895 00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:31,462 SOMEHOW I THINK THAT'S VERY SWEET 896 00:45:31,529 --> 00:45:33,531 THAT YOU HAD A BICYCLE. 897 00:45:33,598 --> 00:45:34,565 YOU DO? 898 00:45:34,632 --> 00:45:36,634 I DO. 899 00:45:36,701 --> 00:45:38,103 I HAD A WHOLE BUNCH. 900 00:45:38,169 --> 00:45:39,404 YOU DID? 901 00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:43,942 WHAT Y'ALL DOIN'? 902 00:45:44,009 --> 00:45:48,947 OH, HI, LUGS! 903 00:45:49,014 --> 00:45:50,816 HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT? I DROVE. 904 00:45:50,882 --> 00:45:54,052 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DRIVEN DOWN HERE BY YOURSELF. 905 00:45:54,119 --> 00:45:55,653 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 906 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:56,888 JUST SEEING WHAT'S GOING ON. 907 00:45:56,955 --> 00:45:58,423 [KNOCK KNOCK] 908 00:45:58,489 --> 00:46:00,091 I'LL GET IT. 909 00:46:00,158 --> 00:46:02,693 I TOLD HER ABOUT MY BICYCLE. 910 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,829 YOUR WHAT? 911 00:46:03,895 --> 00:46:06,464 MY BICYCLE! IT WAS WORKING, TOO. 912 00:46:06,531 --> 00:46:08,766 OH, LOOK, LUGS! 913 00:46:08,834 --> 00:46:09,835 GOLLY! 914 00:46:09,901 --> 00:46:14,639 THAT'S BEAUTIFUL! 915 00:46:14,705 --> 00:46:17,608 YOU GOT ENOUGH THERE FOR THREE! 916 00:46:17,675 --> 00:46:19,477 IT'S LUCKY I CAME BY. 917 00:46:19,544 --> 00:46:21,046 IT SURE IS! 918 00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:24,315 STROKER, THIS HAS YOUR NAME ON IT. 919 00:46:25,516 --> 00:46:27,986 HERE WE COME! 920 00:46:32,490 --> 00:46:35,093 [IMITATING ENGINE] 921 00:46:36,194 --> 00:46:37,128 WOO! 922 00:46:37,195 --> 00:46:38,830 WHAT'S WRONG, JAMES? 923 00:46:38,897 --> 00:46:41,032 NOT HANDLING TOO WELL IN THE TURNS, KYLE. 924 00:46:41,099 --> 00:46:43,935 JAMES, ALWAYS BLAMING THE EQUIPMENT. 925 00:46:45,871 --> 00:46:47,538 I AIN'T FALLING OFF THIS TIME. 926 00:46:47,605 --> 00:46:50,708 I'LL BEAT YOU IN THAT INSIDE TURN. 927 00:46:50,775 --> 00:46:51,742 KYLE, YOU READY? 928 00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:53,411 I'M READY. 929 00:46:53,478 --> 00:46:54,445 STAND ON IT! 930 00:46:54,512 --> 00:46:56,714 YAAAH! 931 00:46:56,781 --> 00:46:58,549 WE GOT 'EM BY A MILE, RICKY! 932 00:46:58,616 --> 00:47:00,919 STROKER, 10. 933 00:47:00,986 --> 00:47:02,353 THE NAME'S AUBREY JAMES! 934 00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:03,388 BYE-BYE! 935 00:47:06,157 --> 00:47:09,260 NO! 936 00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:14,199 HA HA HA HA! 937 00:47:18,569 --> 00:47:20,171 COME ON. LET'S GO. 938 00:47:20,238 --> 00:47:21,406 [BUZZER] 939 00:47:21,472 --> 00:47:23,341 GLUG! GLUG! 940 00:47:23,408 --> 00:47:25,276 [BELL RINGS] 941 00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:26,511 THAT-AWAY! 942 00:47:26,577 --> 00:47:28,146 I'M STROKER ACE. 943 00:47:28,213 --> 00:47:31,416 THE ONLY THING I LIKE BETTER THAN WINNING A RACE 944 00:47:31,482 --> 00:47:34,652 IS TO STUFF TORKLE CHICKEN IN MY FACE. 945 00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:36,521 LOOK AT THAT CHICKEN! 946 00:47:36,587 --> 00:47:39,257 THAT'S A REAL CHICKEN IN A HUMAN SUIT. 947 00:47:39,324 --> 00:47:40,892 COME DOWN HERE, CHICKEN. 948 00:47:40,959 --> 00:47:42,360 COME ON DOWN! 949 00:47:42,427 --> 00:47:44,095 COME ON! 950 00:47:44,162 --> 00:47:47,598 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 951 00:47:50,335 --> 00:47:53,238 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS. 952 00:47:53,304 --> 00:47:55,706 IT'S O.K. I SIGNED THE CONTRACT. 953 00:47:55,773 --> 00:47:59,277 SURE DID. 954 00:47:59,344 --> 00:48:01,712 BUT EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT, HON. 955 00:48:01,779 --> 00:48:04,049 I SHOULD TALK TO MR. TORKLE. 956 00:48:04,115 --> 00:48:06,184 IT'S GOING TO BE FINE. 957 00:48:06,251 --> 00:48:07,285 O.K. 958 00:48:07,352 --> 00:48:08,653 EXCUSE ME. 959 00:48:11,489 --> 00:48:13,624 HEY, KITTY, GOIN' TO THE SANDBOX? 960 00:48:13,691 --> 00:48:15,326 HA HA HA! 961 00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:19,030 * IT'S 6:05 A.M. ON SUNDAY MORNIN'... * 962 00:48:19,097 --> 00:48:20,165 CLUCK FOR US, ACE. 963 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:23,501 YOU CAN DO THAT GOOD. 964 00:48:23,568 --> 00:48:24,702 COME ON, DAMN IT! 965 00:48:24,769 --> 00:48:29,107 WE WANT TO HEAR A CLUCK. 966 00:48:29,174 --> 00:48:30,341 WHO GIVES A CLUCK? 967 00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:31,542 HA HA HA! 968 00:48:31,609 --> 00:48:33,878 WHY DON'T YOU CLUCK FOR HIM, STROKER? 969 00:48:33,945 --> 00:48:36,447 HE DOES IT GOOD. 970 00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:40,418 YOU WANT ME TO STAND UP AND CLUCK FOR 'EM? 971 00:48:40,485 --> 00:48:42,820 OF COURSE. 972 00:48:42,887 --> 00:48:44,789 CLUCKIN' IS REAL HARD TO DO. 973 00:48:44,855 --> 00:48:47,058 YOU GOT TO GET YOUR HEAD BACK LIKE THIS. 974 00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:49,860 IT STARTS IN YOUR DIAPHRAGM. 975 00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:53,164 IT COMES UP THROUGH YOUR ESOPHAGUS 976 00:48:53,231 --> 00:48:54,899 AND GOES RIGHT THROUGH THE LARYNX... 977 00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:56,201 THE ADAM'S APPLE. 978 00:48:56,267 --> 00:49:01,572 YOU GOT TO GET YOUR CHIN WAY UP THERE. 979 00:49:01,639 --> 00:49:02,607 THAT'S IT. 980 00:49:02,673 --> 00:49:04,342 ARE THEY LOOKIN' UP? 981 00:49:04,409 --> 00:49:06,811 YEAH. THEY'RE REALLY LOOKIN' UP. 982 00:49:06,877 --> 00:49:08,179 THEY'RE LOOKIN' AT THE CEILING. 983 00:49:08,246 --> 00:49:10,415 WE OUGHT TO GET A GOOD CLUCK. 984 00:49:14,685 --> 00:49:16,287 HOT DAMN! 985 00:49:16,354 --> 00:49:18,056 A FIGHT! 986 00:49:18,123 --> 00:49:20,325 WANT TO GO GET INTO IT? 987 00:49:20,391 --> 00:49:22,527 SURE. 988 00:49:27,698 --> 00:49:28,666 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 989 00:49:28,733 --> 00:49:31,069 SAFE! 990 00:49:37,042 --> 00:49:38,409 * GUESS I DON'T-- * 991 00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:39,444 [RECORD SKIPS] 992 00:49:47,518 --> 00:49:48,586 OOH! 993 00:49:54,792 --> 00:49:56,894 WHATEVER YOU'RE SHOPPIN' FOR, COWBOY, 994 00:49:56,961 --> 00:49:59,164 YOU'RE LOOKIN' IN THE WRONG PLACE. 995 00:50:00,765 --> 00:50:03,268 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COME HERE FOR ME. 996 00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:06,237 ALWAYS A GENTLEMAN. 997 00:50:16,714 --> 00:50:19,084 THANKS, STROKER. YOU'RE WELCOME. 998 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:30,461 OOH! 999 00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:32,897 TAKE THAT, 12. 1000 00:50:32,963 --> 00:50:34,999 10. 10. 1001 00:50:35,066 --> 00:50:36,201 WHATEVER. 1002 00:50:36,267 --> 00:50:37,668 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1003 00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,707 YEAH? 1004 00:50:42,773 --> 00:50:45,176 I'M SORRY TO BARGE IN ON YOU LIKE THIS, 1005 00:50:45,243 --> 00:50:47,011 BUT IT'S VERY IMPORTANT. 1006 00:50:47,078 --> 00:50:50,148 I SURE HOPE IT'S IMPORTANT, 1007 00:50:50,215 --> 00:50:52,317 YOU COMIN' UP HERE THIS TIME OF NIGHT. 1008 00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:54,985 THINGS WE HAVE STROKER DOING 1009 00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:56,354 ARE VERY EMBARRASSING. 1010 00:50:56,421 --> 00:50:59,157 WHAT KIND OF THINGS IS THAT? 1011 00:50:59,224 --> 00:51:02,760 WHY DOES HE HAVE TO WEAR A CHICKEN SUIT? 1012 00:51:02,827 --> 00:51:04,529 BECAUSE I WANT HIM TO. 1013 00:51:04,595 --> 00:51:08,333 MR. TORKLE, CAN'T WE RELEASE HIM FROM HIS CONTRACT? 1014 00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:12,036 WITH ALL THE MONEY HE'S MAKIN' ME? 1015 00:51:12,103 --> 00:51:13,070 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1016 00:51:13,138 --> 00:51:14,405 YOU GONE SWEET ON HIM? 1017 00:51:14,472 --> 00:51:17,408 NO. NO. I DO LIKE HIM, OF COURSE. 1018 00:51:17,475 --> 00:51:21,078 OH, YOU LIKE HIM, HUH? 1019 00:51:21,146 --> 00:51:22,680 YES. BUT PROFESSIONALLY SPEAKING, 1020 00:51:22,747 --> 00:51:24,949 I THINK WE SHOULD REEVALUATE THE WHOLE SITUATION. 1021 00:51:25,015 --> 00:51:26,651 PROFESSIONALLY? 1022 00:51:26,717 --> 00:51:28,686 YES. I'M SPEAKING AS A PROFESSIONAL BUSINESSWOMAN. 1023 00:51:28,753 --> 00:51:29,854 OH, YEAH. YEAH. 1024 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:33,924 I GUESS YOU AIN'T AS PROFESSIONALLY RELIGIOUS 1025 00:51:33,991 --> 00:51:35,160 AS YOU USED TO BE 1026 00:51:35,226 --> 00:51:37,828 BEFORE GOING ON THE ROAD WITH THE STROKER. 1027 00:51:37,895 --> 00:51:39,130 WHAT? 1028 00:51:39,197 --> 00:51:40,165 [MUSIC PLAYS] 1029 00:51:40,231 --> 00:51:42,733 HONEY, WHAT I MEAN IS, 1030 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,535 WE CAN DO BETTER FOR YOU 1031 00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:48,706 THAN SOME HAYSEED RACETRACK DRIVER. 1032 00:51:48,773 --> 00:51:52,143 I CAN MAKE LIFE A BED OF ROSES FOR YOU, HONEY-PIE. 1033 00:51:52,210 --> 00:51:55,012 OH! MR. TORKLE, STOP THAT! 1034 00:51:55,079 --> 00:51:58,115 I AIN'T STARTED REAL GOOD YET. 1035 00:51:58,183 --> 00:51:59,150 DON'T YOU DO THIS. 1036 00:51:59,217 --> 00:52:02,520 JUMPED RIGHT INTO THE BED! 1037 00:52:02,587 --> 00:52:06,424 I JUST KNEW IT WOULD END UP WITH US LIKE THIS. 1038 00:52:06,491 --> 00:52:09,594 NOW STOP THIS. COME ON, LET'S HAVE FUN! 1039 00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:12,497 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 1040 00:52:12,563 --> 00:52:13,598 OOH! 1041 00:52:13,664 --> 00:52:15,800 I QUIT! 1042 00:52:15,866 --> 00:52:17,202 OOH! 1043 00:52:19,103 --> 00:52:20,271 IS YOUR RACE READY, CHARLIE? 1044 00:52:20,338 --> 00:52:21,306 SHE'S READY. 1045 00:52:21,372 --> 00:52:24,108 TAKE THE DAY OFF. 1046 00:52:24,175 --> 00:52:26,711 I FIRED THAT FEENEY WOMAN. 1047 00:52:26,777 --> 00:52:27,745 I QUIT! 1048 00:52:27,812 --> 00:52:29,647 YOU'RE FIRED. 1049 00:52:29,714 --> 00:52:30,681 AAH! 1050 00:52:30,748 --> 00:52:32,417 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' DOWN THERE? 1051 00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:33,984 SHE'S WORKIN' FOR ME. 1052 00:52:34,051 --> 00:52:36,454 NO, SHE'S NOT. THIS IS MY CAR. 1053 00:52:36,521 --> 00:52:38,055 BETTER CHECK THE CONTRACT. 1054 00:52:38,122 --> 00:52:40,825 I CAN HAVE ANYBODY I WANT IN THE PIT CREW. 1055 00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:44,829 O.K. 1056 00:52:44,895 --> 00:52:46,697 OH! 1057 00:52:46,764 --> 00:52:49,967 She tell you what happened between us? 1058 00:52:50,034 --> 00:52:51,001 NO. 1059 00:52:51,068 --> 00:52:52,036 IT'S NOT TRUE. 1060 00:52:52,102 --> 00:52:53,238 WHAT HAPPENED? 1061 00:52:53,304 --> 00:52:55,206 I FIRED HER, THAT'S ALL. 1062 00:52:55,273 --> 00:52:57,308 BUT I AIN'T FIRIN' YOU. 1063 00:52:57,375 --> 00:52:59,477 WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER. 1064 00:52:59,544 --> 00:53:02,046 BE BACK AT THAT HOTEL AT 6:00 SHARP. 1065 00:53:02,112 --> 00:53:03,581 WHAT DID HAPPEN BETWEEN YOU TWO? 1066 00:53:03,648 --> 00:53:07,352 HE JUST MADE ME MAD, SO I KICKED HIM IN THE SCROTUM. 1067 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:09,454 "SCROTUM"? 1068 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:10,788 WHAT'S A "SCROTUM"? 1069 00:53:10,855 --> 00:53:14,925 I DON'T KNOW. I THINK I'LL FIND OUT. 1070 00:53:14,992 --> 00:53:16,294 WHAT'S A--? 1071 00:53:20,631 --> 00:53:23,368 YOU OUGHT NOT HAVE TO MAKE APPEARANCES AFTER 6:00. 1072 00:53:23,434 --> 00:53:25,903 THAT'S MORE THAN A 12-HOUR DAY. 1073 00:53:25,970 --> 00:53:28,339 AIN'T NEVER SEEN HIM IN SUCH A HURRY 1074 00:53:28,406 --> 00:53:30,641 TO OPEN A CHICKEN PIT. 1075 00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:33,077 [STROKER] IS ARNOLD A GOOD DRIVER? 1076 00:53:33,143 --> 00:53:35,913 [LUGS] DON'T UPSET ARNOLD. 1077 00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:38,516 I WANT TO UPSET CLYDE. 1078 00:53:38,583 --> 00:53:40,318 ARNOLD, HE'S TRYIN' TO LOSE US. 1079 00:53:40,385 --> 00:53:44,455 THINKS IF I GET MAD, I'LL FIRE HIM. 1080 00:53:44,522 --> 00:53:46,924 IF WE LOSE HIM, I'M GOING TO FIRE YOU. 1081 00:53:46,991 --> 00:53:48,593 ME? 1082 00:53:54,499 --> 00:53:56,267 I AIN'T MAD. 1083 00:53:56,334 --> 00:53:57,468 HE'LL FIRE ME. 1084 00:53:57,535 --> 00:53:59,270 HE WON'T FIRE YOU. 1085 00:53:59,337 --> 00:54:01,772 HANG IN THERE, ARNOLD. 1086 00:54:01,839 --> 00:54:03,308 I GOT HIM. 1087 00:54:06,010 --> 00:54:06,977 [HONK HONK] 1088 00:54:09,113 --> 00:54:12,182 HA HA HA! HE'S TRYIN' TO MAKE ME MAD. 1089 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:13,551 HE'LL FIRE ME. 1090 00:54:13,618 --> 00:54:15,152 HE WON'T FIRE YOU. 1091 00:54:15,219 --> 00:54:16,687 DON'T LOSE HIM. 1092 00:54:24,429 --> 00:54:25,630 OH, MY GOD! 1093 00:54:25,696 --> 00:54:28,566 GRAB SOMETHIN' THAT FLOATS, BOSS. 1094 00:54:53,057 --> 00:54:55,426 I AIN'T MAD. 1095 00:54:55,493 --> 00:54:57,862 NO. I'M NOT MAD. 1096 00:54:57,928 --> 00:55:00,365 HE'S GOING TO BE THINKIN' THAT I'M MAD, 1097 00:55:00,431 --> 00:55:02,066 BUT I AIN'T. 1098 00:55:08,205 --> 00:55:10,007 I'M MAD. 1099 00:55:10,074 --> 00:55:15,245 JUST TURN STROKER UPSIDE DOWN, AND GET THAT FREE CHICKEN LEG. 1100 00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:19,149 ANOTHER WINNER HERE AT CLYDE TORKLE'S CHICKEN PIT. 1101 00:55:19,216 --> 00:55:20,951 GET THAT FREE CHICKEN LEG. 1102 00:55:21,018 --> 00:55:23,187 STEP RIGHT UP. THEY'RE GOIN' FAST. 1103 00:55:23,253 --> 00:55:25,823 BETTER GET YOUR LUCKY SHOT HERE. 1104 00:55:25,890 --> 00:55:29,159 IS THAT STROKER ACE IN THAT RACE CAR? 1105 00:55:29,226 --> 00:55:31,261 AFRAID IT IS. 1106 00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:32,763 COME ON! 1107 00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:35,299 WE GOT ONE MORE BIG WINNER HERE. 1108 00:55:35,366 --> 00:55:37,535 WHO'S GOING TO BE NEXT? 1109 00:55:37,602 --> 00:55:40,505 THAT'S ALL, YOUNG FELLA. 1110 00:55:40,571 --> 00:55:42,072 DOC, IS THAT YOU? 1111 00:55:42,139 --> 00:55:43,140 IT'S ME. 1112 00:55:43,207 --> 00:55:44,174 HEY! 1113 00:55:44,241 --> 00:55:45,610 HOW YOU DOIN'? 1114 00:55:45,676 --> 00:55:47,244 HAVIN' A LOT OF FUN. 1115 00:55:47,311 --> 00:55:49,246 [DING] 1116 00:55:49,313 --> 00:55:50,848 HEY, YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD. 1117 00:55:50,915 --> 00:55:53,183 YOU, TOO. LOT OF COLOR IN YOUR FACE. 1118 00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:56,954 LUGS, MEET DOC SEEGLE. 1119 00:55:57,021 --> 00:55:59,323 HIS DAD TAUGHT ME HOW TO DRIVE. 1120 00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:00,991 HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU. 1121 00:56:01,058 --> 00:56:02,660 NICE TO MEET YOU. 1122 00:56:02,727 --> 00:56:05,963 COME ON. LET ME SEE YOUR BEST SHOT. 1123 00:56:06,030 --> 00:56:07,064 WH-WHERE IS DAD? 1124 00:56:07,131 --> 00:56:08,566 HE'S RIGHT HERE WITH ME. 1125 00:56:08,633 --> 00:56:12,202 STROKER, WE'RE MIGHTY PROUD OF YOU BACK HOME. 1126 00:56:12,269 --> 00:56:15,039 OH, THANKS. 1127 00:56:15,105 --> 00:56:16,073 BULL'S-EYE! 1128 00:56:16,140 --> 00:56:18,409 THANK YOU. 1129 00:56:18,476 --> 00:56:20,545 AT LEAST WE WAS. 1130 00:56:20,611 --> 00:56:24,314 [LUGS] ACTING WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS. 1131 00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:25,783 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE AN ACTOR. 1132 00:56:25,850 --> 00:56:27,652 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN AT IT? 1133 00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:31,789 NOT LONG. GOT THE URGE A COUPLE YEARS BACK. 1134 00:56:31,856 --> 00:56:34,659 I CAN'T GET OVER YOU BEIN' AN ACTOR. 1135 00:56:34,725 --> 00:56:38,529 I THOUGHT ACTORS WERE EGOTISTS, HYPOCHONDRIACS, AND SISSIES. 1136 00:56:38,596 --> 00:56:42,700 WELL, THEY ARE, BUT I LIKE THEM. 1137 00:56:42,767 --> 00:56:44,435 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' NOW, DAD? 1138 00:56:44,502 --> 00:56:46,336 OH, I MAKE JEWELRY. 1139 00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:48,839 THAT'S REAL PRETTY. 1140 00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:50,675 WHAT DO YOU MAKE IT OUT OF? 1141 00:56:50,741 --> 00:56:53,077 ORGANIC MATTER... 1142 00:56:53,143 --> 00:56:54,311 MANURE. 1143 00:56:54,378 --> 00:56:57,682 THAT MAKES YOU THE CARTIER OF CACA. 1144 00:56:57,748 --> 00:57:00,184 WHAT DO YOU DO IN THEM ACTING CLASSES? 1145 00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:01,786 LEARN TO DANCE AND SING. 1146 00:57:01,852 --> 00:57:06,591 YOU SING? 1147 00:57:06,657 --> 00:57:09,359 [IMITATING JOHNNY MATHIS] * CHANCES ARE 1148 00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:12,429 * 'CAUSE I WEAR A SILLY GRIN * 1149 00:57:12,497 --> 00:57:15,833 * THE MOMENT YOU COME INTO VIEW * 1150 00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:19,203 [TAPE PLAYER] * CHANCES ARE YOU'LL THINK * 1151 00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:26,143 * THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU * 1152 00:57:28,679 --> 00:57:35,085 * JUST BECAUSE MY COMPOSURE SORT OF SLIPS * 1153 00:57:35,152 --> 00:57:39,957 * THE MOMENT THAT YOUR LIPS MEET MINE... * 1154 00:57:40,024 --> 00:57:41,992 YOU GOT ME DRUNK, DIDN'T YOU? 1155 00:57:42,059 --> 00:57:43,093 WELL, YOU KNOW... 1156 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:44,094 YES, I DO KNOW. 1157 00:57:44,161 --> 00:57:46,964 NONALCOHOLIC CHAMPAGNE, MY FOOT! 1158 00:57:49,099 --> 00:57:51,068 YOU'RE NOT MAD? 1159 00:57:51,135 --> 00:57:52,803 MMM! 1160 00:57:52,870 --> 00:57:59,610 * IN THE MAGIC OF MOONLIGHT... * 1161 00:57:59,677 --> 00:58:01,712 I GUESS NOT. STROKER... 1162 00:58:01,779 --> 00:58:03,447 YOU'RE SO SWEET. 1163 00:58:03,514 --> 00:58:05,315 OH, I'M NOT SWEET. 1164 00:58:05,382 --> 00:58:06,917 GOOD-LOOKIN', GREAT DRIVER, 1165 00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:07,952 SNAPPY DRESSER-- 1166 00:58:08,018 --> 00:58:08,986 STROKER? 1167 00:58:09,053 --> 00:58:10,220 WAIT. ONE MORE. 1168 00:58:10,287 --> 00:58:12,823 I WANT YOU. 1169 00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:15,125 * ARE IN MY EYES 1170 00:58:15,192 --> 00:58:16,426 YOU DO? 1171 00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:18,062 YES. 1172 00:58:18,128 --> 00:58:19,496 I WANT YOU. 1173 00:58:19,564 --> 00:58:21,566 * I GUESS YOU'LL ALWAYS BE * 1174 00:58:21,632 --> 00:58:23,033 RIGHT HERE... 1175 00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:27,437 * THE ONE AND ONLY ONE FOR ME... * 1176 00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:30,140 AND RIGHT NOW. 1177 00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:37,915 * WELL, CHANCES ARE YOUR CHANCES ARE * 1178 00:58:37,982 --> 00:58:38,749 PEMBROOK. 1179 00:58:38,816 --> 00:58:41,285 * AWFULLY GOOD-- * 1180 00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:42,319 [CRASH] 1181 00:58:42,386 --> 00:58:43,554 [TAPE REWINDS] 1182 00:58:43,621 --> 00:58:44,655 HONEY? 1183 00:58:44,722 --> 00:58:46,023 SWEETHEART. 1184 00:58:46,090 --> 00:58:47,558 ANGEL BABY. 1185 00:58:47,625 --> 00:58:50,094 IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE HERE FOR THIS. 1186 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:53,297 PEMBROOK, THIS COULD BE A VERY MOVING EXPERIENCE 1187 00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:58,168 FOR BOTH OF US. 1188 00:58:58,235 --> 00:58:59,203 WAKE UP. 1189 00:58:59,269 --> 00:59:00,571 WAKE UP. 1190 00:59:00,638 --> 00:59:02,807 WAKE UP. 1191 00:59:10,014 --> 00:59:11,649 I'M GOING TO GO TO MY ROOM. 1192 00:59:11,716 --> 00:59:15,319 I'M NOT GOING TO DO SOMETHING THAT I'M GOING TO BE SORRY FOR. 1193 00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:17,321 GOOD NIGHT. DAMN! 1194 00:59:22,392 --> 00:59:24,028 I GUESS I SHOULD UNDRESS YOU. 1195 00:59:24,094 --> 00:59:27,998 I MEAN, PEOPLE DON'T SLEEP WITH THEIR CLOTHES ON. 1196 00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:32,136 I MEAN, NOBODY SLEEPS WITH THEIR CLOTHES ON. 1197 00:59:32,202 --> 00:59:35,840 IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE SLEEPING IN CLOTHES. 1198 00:59:35,906 --> 00:59:38,008 PEOPLE SHOULD BE COMFORTABLE WHEN THEY SLEEP. 1199 00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:40,444 I'M GOING TO CLOSE MY EYES, 1200 00:59:40,510 --> 00:59:42,446 AND THEN--OOH! 1201 00:59:42,512 --> 00:59:44,081 WHAT IS THIS, A BUTTON? 1202 00:59:44,148 --> 00:59:45,149 I'M GOING TO LOOK. 1203 00:59:45,215 --> 00:59:49,219 THIS COULD BE SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT. 1204 00:59:49,286 --> 00:59:50,888 NO. THIS IS A BUTTON. 1205 00:59:50,955 --> 00:59:52,890 I'LL JUST UNDO THAT 1206 00:59:52,957 --> 00:59:55,660 AND JUST PULL THAT RIGHT OFF THERE. 1207 00:59:55,726 --> 00:59:58,763 NOW YOU'LL BE C-COMFORTABLE. 1208 01:00:03,768 --> 01:00:05,903 I'M GOING TO GO NOW. 1209 01:00:05,970 --> 01:00:09,139 I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO GO NOW. 1210 01:00:09,206 --> 01:00:11,608 YEP. 1211 01:00:11,676 --> 01:00:14,178 I'M GOING TO GO. 1212 01:00:18,548 --> 01:00:19,917 HOW IS THIS GOING TO LOOK? 1213 01:00:19,984 --> 01:00:21,952 I MEAN, YOU'RE HALF UNDRESSED. 1214 01:00:22,019 --> 01:00:24,054 I CAN'T LEAVE YOU LIKE THIS. 1215 01:00:24,121 --> 01:00:28,759 I'LL JUST--I'LL JUST UNDO THE REST OF YOU, 1216 01:00:28,826 --> 01:00:32,997 AND THEN YOU'LL BE... YOU KNOW, AIR-COOLED. 1217 01:00:33,063 --> 01:00:35,432 IT'S SILLY TO LEAVE YOU LIKE THIS... 1218 01:00:35,499 --> 01:00:37,634 WITH HALF THE DRESS 1219 01:00:37,702 --> 01:00:40,070 AND--OH! 1220 01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:50,981 I'M GOING TO GO. 1221 01:00:51,048 --> 01:00:51,982 I AM. 1222 01:00:52,049 --> 01:00:54,985 I'M GOING TO GO TO MY ROOM. 1223 01:00:55,052 --> 01:00:58,055 TAKE ANOTHER-- ANOTHER COLD SHOWER. 1224 01:00:58,122 --> 01:01:00,290 YEP. 1225 01:01:03,293 --> 01:01:05,963 I WAS READING IN A MEDICAL JOURNAL THE OTHER DAY 1226 01:01:06,030 --> 01:01:09,967 ABOUT HOW BRASSIERES CUT THE CIRCULATION OFF IN YOUR BODY. 1227 01:01:11,368 --> 01:01:15,906 IT'S NOT A GOOD THING. 1228 01:01:15,973 --> 01:01:19,009 I MEAN, A PERSON COULD DIE WITH ONE OF THESE THINGS ON. 1229 01:01:19,076 --> 01:01:20,878 THE BLOOD DOESN'T GET TO YOUR HEAD. 1230 01:01:20,945 --> 01:01:23,447 I'LL JUST TAKE THIS OFF, 1231 01:01:23,513 --> 01:01:25,682 THEN TAKE OFF... 1232 01:01:28,118 --> 01:01:30,821 THIS WOULD BE MORE FUN IF YOU WERE HERE. 1233 01:01:34,959 --> 01:01:37,862 I MEAN, I COULD JUST RAVAGE YOU, ANYWAY. 1234 01:01:39,563 --> 01:01:42,299 WHO WOULD KNOW? 1235 01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:52,342 * HAPPY ORANGE JUICE TO YOU * 1236 01:01:53,844 --> 01:01:55,579 STROKER? HMM? 1237 01:01:55,645 --> 01:01:57,647 DID WE-- 1238 01:01:57,714 --> 01:01:59,784 I MEAN... 1239 01:01:59,850 --> 01:02:01,886 DID IT HAPPEN? 1240 01:02:03,988 --> 01:02:06,656 YOU MEAN YOU WOULDN'T KNOW? 1241 01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:08,592 I GUESS NOT. 1242 01:02:08,658 --> 01:02:10,995 YOU GUESS NOT? 1243 01:02:14,364 --> 01:02:16,133 NOTHING HAPPENED. 1244 01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:19,436 OH. 1245 01:02:19,503 --> 01:02:21,371 YOU ARE SO SWEET... 1246 01:02:21,438 --> 01:02:25,009 THAT YOU COULD HAVE AND YOU DIDN'T. 1247 01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:29,046 WELL, THAT'S PART OF THE WONDERFULNESS OF ME. 1248 01:02:31,281 --> 01:02:33,683 YOU ARE THE MOST WONDERFUL MAN. 1249 01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,519 I GOT TO MAKE A PHONE CALL. 1250 01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:38,055 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1251 01:02:54,471 --> 01:02:56,173 HEY, PEMBROOK. 1252 01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:57,507 OH, HI, LUGS. 1253 01:03:01,078 --> 01:03:03,113 WHAT'S THE MATTER, HON? 1254 01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:06,116 IT'S STROKER. HE'S JUST... 1255 01:03:06,183 --> 01:03:06,951 WHERE IS HE? 1256 01:03:07,017 --> 01:03:09,319 HE IS MAKING A PHONE CALL. 1257 01:03:11,889 --> 01:03:13,023 HEY, DOC. 1258 01:03:13,090 --> 01:03:16,226 ARE YOU REALLY A GOOD ACTOR? 1259 01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:17,862 I NEED HELP WITH MY CONTRACT. 1260 01:03:17,928 --> 01:03:20,130 STROKER, COME ON OUT HERE! 1261 01:03:20,197 --> 01:03:21,932 IT'S A HELL OF AN IDEA. 1262 01:03:21,999 --> 01:03:23,167 IN A SECOND, LUGS. 1263 01:03:23,233 --> 01:03:25,836 RIGHT NOW! 1264 01:03:32,843 --> 01:03:34,644 UH, DOC... 1265 01:03:34,711 --> 01:03:37,948 DOC, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 1266 01:03:38,015 --> 01:03:39,783 DOC, I GOT THIS IDEA 1267 01:03:39,850 --> 01:03:42,086 ON HOW TO GET OUT OF MY CONTRACT. 1268 01:03:44,521 --> 01:03:48,225 MR. MacKENZIE... HOT DAMN! 1269 01:03:48,292 --> 01:03:51,028 FOR A LITTLE REDNECK COMPANY LIKE MINE, 1270 01:03:51,095 --> 01:03:56,633 IT'S SOMETHIN' TO BE TALKIN' TO YOU YANKEE BOYS FROM MILWAUKEE. 1271 01:03:56,700 --> 01:04:00,504 WE'RE IMPRESSED WITH YOUR COMPANY GROWTH, MR. TORKLE. 1272 01:04:00,570 --> 01:04:03,240 THAT'S REALLY SOMETHIN', ISN'T IT, COMIN' FROM YOU? 1273 01:04:03,307 --> 01:04:07,477 YOU'VE DONE WELL THESE PAST FEW MONTHS, PARTICULARLY. 1274 01:04:07,544 --> 01:04:08,645 HOW COULD YOU KNOW THAT? 1275 01:04:08,712 --> 01:04:11,415 'CAUSE THAT'S SECRET COMPANY INFORMATION. 1276 01:04:11,481 --> 01:04:14,218 BELIEVE ME, WE KNOW. 1277 01:04:14,284 --> 01:04:17,721 DAMN! YOU CORPORATE BOYS ARE REALLY SOMETHIN', AREN'T YOU? 1278 01:04:17,787 --> 01:04:20,824 YOU GOT A REAL OPERATION. 1279 01:04:20,891 --> 01:04:24,094 WE WANT TO BUY YOUR COMPANY. 1280 01:04:24,161 --> 01:04:28,498 WELL, IT'S NOT FOR SALE. 1281 01:04:28,565 --> 01:04:30,867 WELL, I'VE WRITTEN DOWN A FIGURE 1282 01:04:30,935 --> 01:04:33,570 ON THIS PIECE OF PAPER. 1283 01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:48,852 I THINK THAT FIGURE'S JUST A LITTLE LOW, MR. MacKENZIE. 1284 01:04:48,919 --> 01:04:50,454 THAT'S EXACTLY 10% HIGHER 1285 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:52,722 THAN THIS COMPANY'S TOTAL WORTH... 1286 01:04:52,789 --> 01:04:54,658 TO THE EXACT CENT. 1287 01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:56,726 20% OVER STOCK VALUE. 1288 01:04:56,793 --> 01:04:59,463 DAMN! 1289 01:04:59,529 --> 01:05:02,066 YOU REALLY ARE SOMETHIN', AREN'T YOU? 1290 01:05:02,132 --> 01:05:05,035 LET ME GET YOU SOMETHIN' TO DRINK. 1291 01:05:05,102 --> 01:05:06,603 ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE. 1292 01:05:06,670 --> 01:05:08,372 A DR. PEPPER. 1293 01:05:10,707 --> 01:05:13,978 WHAT'S A GOOD OL' BOY FROM THE BREWIN' COMPANY 1294 01:05:14,044 --> 01:05:16,346 DOIN' DRINKIN' A DR. PEPPER? 1295 01:05:16,413 --> 01:05:20,584 WELL...IT'S A LITTLE EARLY. I THOUGHT I'D... 1296 01:05:20,650 --> 01:05:23,187 UH... 1297 01:05:33,363 --> 01:05:36,800 I GOT YOU. 1298 01:05:36,866 --> 01:05:40,637 You're going to buy them out, too, ain't you? 1299 01:05:41,805 --> 01:05:43,240 DAMN! SEE? 1300 01:05:43,307 --> 01:05:44,641 YOU ARE SOMETHIN'. 1301 01:05:44,708 --> 01:05:46,710 GOT YOUR FINGERS IN EVERYTHING. 1302 01:05:46,776 --> 01:05:49,079 WELL, I'M NOT AT LIBERTY TO DISCUSS THAT. 1303 01:05:49,146 --> 01:05:52,649 I'M A BUSINESSMAN. I UNDERSTAND THAT. 1304 01:05:52,716 --> 01:05:53,950 THEN I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND 1305 01:05:54,018 --> 01:05:55,385 THERE ARE A FEW STIPULATIONS 1306 01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:56,620 TO MY OFFER. 1307 01:05:56,686 --> 01:06:00,657 FOREMOST, YOU TELL NOBODY ABOUT THIS. 1308 01:06:00,724 --> 01:06:04,028 DO I LOOK LIKE A BIGMOUTH? 1309 01:06:04,094 --> 01:06:06,196 SECONDLY, IF YOU SELL, 1310 01:06:06,263 --> 01:06:08,032 WE'D LIKE A TWO-YEAR EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT 1311 01:06:08,098 --> 01:06:09,833 BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR KEY PEOPLE. 1312 01:06:09,899 --> 01:06:12,369 YOU'D BE GETTIN' THE BEST. 1313 01:06:12,436 --> 01:06:16,840 AND WE TAKE OVER YOUR ADVERTISING IMMEDIATELY. 1314 01:06:16,906 --> 01:06:19,476 YOU SPONSOR A DRIVER WITH A QUESTIONABLE REPUTATION. 1315 01:06:19,543 --> 01:06:21,811 CAN YOU GET RID OF HIM? 1316 01:06:21,878 --> 01:06:24,014 LIKE THAT. 1317 01:06:24,081 --> 01:06:27,451 WE'D LIKE YOUR ANSWER BY 4:00 SUNDAY. 1318 01:06:27,517 --> 01:06:30,120 SUNDAY? 1319 01:06:30,187 --> 01:06:31,721 THAT'S TOO QUICK. 1320 01:06:31,788 --> 01:06:35,192 I CAN'T DO THAT. 1321 01:06:35,259 --> 01:06:38,995 WE HAVE NO DEAL, MR. TORKLE. GOODBYE. 1322 01:06:39,063 --> 01:06:41,831 MR. MacKENZIE, WAIT A MINUTE. 1323 01:06:41,898 --> 01:06:42,932 WAIT A MINUTE. 1324 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:45,069 IT'S TOO QUICK. 1325 01:06:48,138 --> 01:06:49,873 I'LL GIVE YOU AN ANSWER 1326 01:06:49,939 --> 01:06:54,411 SUNDAY, OCTOBER 23rd AT 4:00. 1327 01:06:54,478 --> 01:06:59,015 SUNDAY, 23rd, 4:00. IT'S A DEAL. 1328 01:06:59,083 --> 01:07:02,086 DEAL? OCTOBER 23rd IN CHARLOTTE? 1329 01:07:02,152 --> 01:07:03,887 THAT'S THE LAST RACE OF THE SEASON. 1330 01:07:03,953 --> 01:07:05,689 STROKER, I DID MY BEST. 1331 01:07:05,755 --> 01:07:07,357 YOU GOT TILL 4:00. 1332 01:07:07,424 --> 01:07:09,859 THE RACE IS OVER AT 4:00. 1333 01:07:09,926 --> 01:07:11,761 I DID MY BEST. 1334 01:07:11,828 --> 01:07:14,431 HE'S GOT TO FIRE STROKER DURING THE SEASON. 1335 01:07:14,498 --> 01:07:18,568 HE'LL DISCOVER THERE'S NO DEAL. 1336 01:07:18,635 --> 01:07:19,736 I DID MY BEST. 1337 01:07:19,803 --> 01:07:21,004 YOU SAID THAT. 1338 01:07:21,071 --> 01:07:24,674 SON, I'M ABOUT TO RUN OUT OVER HERE. 1339 01:07:24,741 --> 01:07:27,477 I DID MY BEST. 1340 01:07:27,544 --> 01:07:29,546 LET'S PACK UP AND GET OUT OF HERE. 1341 01:07:29,613 --> 01:07:33,250 YOU'RE A GOOD BOY. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT CRAP. 1342 01:07:34,651 --> 01:07:36,953 HE HIT ME. I CAN'T REMEMBER HIS NAME. 1343 01:07:37,020 --> 01:07:38,322 YOU NEVER CAN. 1344 01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:40,724 HE SPUN ME OUT. WHAT SHOULD I DO? 1345 01:07:40,790 --> 01:07:41,958 STICK HIM IN THE FENCE. 1346 01:07:42,025 --> 01:07:44,728 GOOD IDEA, NEIL. 1347 01:07:44,794 --> 01:07:47,231 MR. BONNETT. STROKER. 1348 01:07:47,297 --> 01:07:48,532 HELLO, AUDREY. 1349 01:07:48,598 --> 01:07:49,566 AUBREY. 1350 01:07:49,633 --> 01:07:50,734 WHATEVER. 1351 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:52,969 YOU'LL REMEMBER MY NAME AFTER TOMORROW. 1352 01:07:53,036 --> 01:07:54,971 YOUR NAME IS AUDREY MEADOWS. 1353 01:07:55,038 --> 01:07:56,873 AUDREY JAMES! 1354 01:07:56,940 --> 01:07:58,742 AUBREY JAMES! 1355 01:08:00,910 --> 01:08:02,712 STICK HIM IN THE WALL. 1356 01:08:04,281 --> 01:08:08,585 SON, I KNOW ABOUT MAKIN' JEWELRY OUT OF QUAIL DROPPINGS. 1357 01:08:08,652 --> 01:08:09,719 BUT ACTIN', 1358 01:08:09,786 --> 01:08:11,921 I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' ABOUT THAT. 1359 01:08:11,988 --> 01:08:14,791 TRY. 1360 01:08:14,858 --> 01:08:16,293 I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'. 1361 01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:18,728 NO. IT'S "I KNOW NOTHING." 1362 01:08:18,795 --> 01:08:19,829 NOTHING. 1363 01:08:19,896 --> 01:08:21,998 I KNOW NOTHING. 1364 01:08:22,065 --> 01:08:26,236 I AM JUST THE... WH-WHAT AM I? 1365 01:08:26,303 --> 01:08:28,438 NEVER MIND. I'M CALLING TORKLE. 1366 01:08:30,006 --> 01:08:32,376 [BAND PLAYS DIXIE] 1367 01:09:50,754 --> 01:09:52,489 GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 1368 01:09:52,556 --> 01:09:55,225 WELCOME TO THE CHARLOTTE MOTOR SPEEDWAY. 1369 01:09:55,292 --> 01:09:57,927 HEY, STROKER. 1370 01:09:57,994 --> 01:09:59,763 HOW ABOUT THIS? 1371 01:09:59,829 --> 01:10:02,966 THERE'S SOMETHIN' I WANT YOU TO KNOW. 1372 01:10:03,032 --> 01:10:05,502 I'M THINKIN' ABOUT SELLIN' MY LITTLE BUSINESS. 1373 01:10:05,569 --> 01:10:08,204 IF I DO, I'LL LET YOU GO. 1374 01:10:08,272 --> 01:10:11,441 IF YOU WIN THIS RACE, 1375 01:10:11,508 --> 01:10:13,810 YOU'LL BE TOO VALUABLE A COMMODITY TO LET GO. 1376 01:10:13,877 --> 01:10:17,347 I'D HAVE TO EXPAND THAT LITTLE BUSINESS... 1377 01:10:17,414 --> 01:10:20,884 WE'D HAVE TWO MORE GLORIOUS YEARS TOGETHER. 1378 01:10:20,950 --> 01:10:22,652 YOU KNOW SOMETHIN'? 1379 01:10:22,719 --> 01:10:24,721 YOU LOSE THE RACE, I'LL SET YOU FREE. 1380 01:10:24,788 --> 01:10:28,224 YOU WIN THE RACE, I GOT TO KEEP YOU. 1381 01:10:29,293 --> 01:10:31,428 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 1382 01:10:31,495 --> 01:10:33,863 EVER THROW A RACE BEFORE? 1383 01:10:38,335 --> 01:10:40,970 ALL DRIVERS TO YOUR CARS! 1384 01:10:41,037 --> 01:10:42,306 BETTER GET OUT THERE. 1385 01:10:42,372 --> 01:10:44,508 THEM BOYS ARE WAITIN' FOR YOU. 1386 01:10:51,781 --> 01:10:54,684 KIND OF A MESS, AIN'T IT? 1387 01:10:58,955 --> 01:11:00,156 HEY, ARNOLD! 1388 01:11:00,223 --> 01:11:01,558 WAIT UP. 1389 01:11:01,625 --> 01:11:05,061 WELCOME TO THE CHARLOTTE MOTOR SPEEDWAY. 1390 01:11:05,128 --> 01:11:09,799 LATER TODAY WE WILL HAVE A NEW NATIONAL CHAMPION. 1391 01:11:09,866 --> 01:11:12,268 WORKING WITH ME IS BILL DOLLAR AND DAVID HOBBS. 1392 01:11:12,336 --> 01:11:14,471 WE'LL BE BACK AFTER THIS. 1393 01:11:16,373 --> 01:11:20,276 TELL MR. BIG TO COME HERE 1394 01:11:20,344 --> 01:11:22,512 TO SAY HELLO TO THESE PEOPLE IF HE WINS. 1395 01:11:22,579 --> 01:11:24,348 FIVE HOURS IN A RACE IS TIRING. 1396 01:11:24,414 --> 01:11:25,382 I DON'T THINK-- 1397 01:11:25,449 --> 01:11:27,851 I DON'T PAY YOU TO THINK. 1398 01:11:27,917 --> 01:11:30,019 JUST DELIVER THE MESSAGE. 1399 01:11:30,086 --> 01:11:32,021 HEY! 1400 01:11:32,088 --> 01:11:34,023 WHERE THE HELL IS MY BLIMP? 1401 01:11:34,090 --> 01:11:35,859 THERE IT IS. 1402 01:11:35,925 --> 01:11:36,993 OH! 1403 01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:39,128 THERE IT IS. I LOVE IT! 1404 01:11:39,195 --> 01:11:42,065 THAT'S ME! I LOVE IT! 1405 01:11:42,131 --> 01:11:43,900 I WANT YOU FOURTH OR FIFTH, 1406 01:11:43,967 --> 01:11:47,103 BUT NOT TOO FAR BACK. 1407 01:11:47,170 --> 01:11:48,271 GUM! 1408 01:11:48,338 --> 01:11:50,273 I HAVEN'T GOT ANY. 1409 01:11:50,340 --> 01:11:52,576 WHERE IS IT? 1410 01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:54,844 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER I WIN OR LOSE. 1411 01:12:03,887 --> 01:12:07,424 THE FIELD BEGINS TO ROLL DOWN PIT ROW. 1412 01:12:12,429 --> 01:12:14,364 A KALEIDOSCOPE OF COLORS, 1413 01:12:14,431 --> 01:12:17,867 READY TO DO BATTLE FOR 500 MILES. 1414 01:12:17,934 --> 01:12:20,637 COMING DOWN TO THIS LAST RACE, 1415 01:12:20,704 --> 01:12:23,139 FOUR MEN ARE IN THE RUNNING FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP-- 1416 01:12:23,206 --> 01:12:26,910 STROKER ACE, AUBREY JAMES, HARRY GANT, AND CALE YARBOROUGH. 1417 01:12:26,976 --> 01:12:30,980 WHO WILL WIN? 1418 01:12:31,047 --> 01:12:33,116 THERE ARE RUMORS OF A FEUD 1419 01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:34,718 BETWEEN STROKER ACE AND JAMES. 1420 01:12:34,784 --> 01:12:36,185 THAT COULD AFFECT THE OUTCOME. 1421 01:12:36,252 --> 01:12:37,954 BILL KNOWS MORE ABOUT THAT. 1422 01:12:38,021 --> 01:12:39,723 I ASKED STROKER ACE. 1423 01:12:39,789 --> 01:12:40,957 HE ANSWERED, "WHAT FEUD?" 1424 01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:42,091 WE'LL FIND OUT. 1425 01:12:42,158 --> 01:12:45,829 THE CARS ARE WAITING FOR THE GREEN FLAG. 1426 01:12:45,895 --> 01:12:49,733 FIELD ON THE TOW OF THE PACE CAR. 1427 01:12:49,799 --> 01:12:52,335 MOVING INTO THE FOURTH CORNER, 1428 01:12:52,402 --> 01:12:54,237 THEY'RE LESS THAN 1,000 FEET 1429 01:12:54,303 --> 01:12:57,641 AWAY FROM THE START OF THIS $500,000 CHASE, 1430 01:12:57,707 --> 01:12:59,676 THE FINAL RACE OF THE SEASON, 1431 01:12:59,743 --> 01:13:01,611 THE CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE. 1432 01:13:01,678 --> 01:13:03,947 HERE COME THE WARLORDS. 1433 01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:12,422 THE PACE CAR PULLS OFF ONTO PIT ROW. 1434 01:13:12,489 --> 01:13:13,457 HERE THEY COME... 1435 01:13:13,523 --> 01:13:15,459 LESS THAN 500 FEET 1436 01:13:15,525 --> 01:13:19,028 FROM HAROLD KINDER HOLDING THEM DOWN. 1437 01:13:45,822 --> 01:13:48,492 OUT OF TURN FOUR, THEY'RE BACK TO THE STRIPE. 1438 01:13:48,558 --> 01:13:51,094 LOOK AT THAT DRAFT UP FRONT! 1439 01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:54,430 SHEPARD, CALE YARBOROUGH, AND HARRY GANT! 1440 01:13:54,498 --> 01:13:56,666 ARE THEY SETTING A BLISTERING PACE! 1441 01:13:56,733 --> 01:13:58,668 WE'RE EARLY IN THIS 500-MILE RACE 1442 01:13:58,735 --> 01:14:01,204 AT CHARLOTTE MOTOR SPEEDWAY. 1443 01:14:10,914 --> 01:14:13,082 STROKER ACE IS MOVING TO THE FRONT. 1444 01:14:13,149 --> 01:14:16,820 TALK ABOUT A GUY DRIVING HIS HEART OUT. 1445 01:14:16,886 --> 01:14:20,657 STROKER ACE HAS WORKED HIS WAY IN FRONT OF THE FIELD. 1446 01:14:22,726 --> 01:14:24,894 YOU GUYS ARE SETTING A NEW TRACK RECORD. 1447 01:14:25,361 --> 01:14:26,329 DAMN! 1448 01:14:26,395 --> 01:14:28,297 GET SOME CAUTION FLAGS, 1449 01:14:28,364 --> 01:14:31,067 THE RACE COULD LAST TILL 4:30. 1450 01:14:44,247 --> 01:14:45,448 STROKER MUST BE IN TROUBLE. 1451 01:14:45,515 --> 01:14:48,652 HE'S BEEN PASSED BY FOUR CARS. 1452 01:14:48,718 --> 01:14:51,287 WE'LL KEEP YOU INFORMED. 1453 01:14:51,354 --> 01:14:52,956 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1454 01:14:53,022 --> 01:14:56,893 GETTIN' OUT OF THE CHICKEN BUSINESS. 1455 01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:59,262 STROKER, THIS IS HUMILIATING. 1456 01:14:59,328 --> 01:15:01,565 WELL, THEN DON'T WATCH! 1457 01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:05,802 WHAT IS HE DOIN'? 1458 01:15:10,406 --> 01:15:12,275 I'LL BE DAMNED. 1459 01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:16,012 MR. ALL-AMERICAN HERO IS GOIN' IN THE TANK. 1460 01:15:17,146 --> 01:15:18,481 MR. TORKLE! 1461 01:15:18,548 --> 01:15:19,949 THERE'S SOMEONE HERE 1462 01:15:20,016 --> 01:15:22,719 THAT SAYS HE'S FROM THE BREWING COMPANY. 1463 01:15:26,923 --> 01:15:30,193 FIRST CAUTION OF THE AFTERNOON AT CHARLOTTE MOTOR SPEEDWAY. 1464 01:15:30,259 --> 01:15:34,598 THE STRATEGY HAS CHANGED FOR THIS RACE-- 1465 01:15:34,664 --> 01:15:38,234 A TIME STRATEGY, NOT A SPEED BATTLE. 1466 01:15:38,301 --> 01:15:39,569 THE LEADERS COME IN. 1467 01:15:39,636 --> 01:15:41,437 WHAT A BREAK FOR STROKER ACE, 1468 01:15:41,504 --> 01:15:43,439 WHO WAS ALMOST 1/2 LAP BACK. 1469 01:15:43,506 --> 01:15:47,777 HE MAY MAKE UP THAT 1/2 LAP... 1470 01:15:47,844 --> 01:15:51,715 HOPEFULLY GET SERVICE FOR THE PROBLEM. 1471 01:16:00,824 --> 01:16:03,059 STROKER, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME! 1472 01:16:07,864 --> 01:16:10,166 YOU GOT THE KEY TO THE REST ROOM? 1473 01:16:11,534 --> 01:16:13,670 I GUESS NOT. HA HA! 1474 01:16:40,296 --> 01:16:44,367 YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T LIKE A MILLER'S? 1475 01:16:44,433 --> 01:16:45,702 FOUR? 1476 01:16:45,769 --> 01:16:47,370 OH, YEAH. 4:00. 1477 01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:50,640 HELL, WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME. 1478 01:16:50,707 --> 01:16:54,010 LISTEN, WHERE IS THAT GUY MacKENZIE? 1479 01:16:54,077 --> 01:16:55,444 I KNOW NOTHING. 1480 01:16:55,511 --> 01:16:57,046 I AM MERELY THE MESSENGER. 1481 01:16:57,113 --> 01:16:58,247 I KNOW. I KNOW. 1482 01:16:58,314 --> 01:17:00,249 YOU SAID THAT BEFORE. 1483 01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:06,656 [WHISTLES] 1484 01:17:07,356 --> 01:17:10,026 A REAL BATTLE, 1485 01:17:10,093 --> 01:17:12,028 BUT THE HEATED BATTLE IS UP FRONT. 1486 01:17:12,095 --> 01:17:14,530 YARBOROUGH AND GANT KEEP SWAPPING THAT LEAD, 1487 01:17:14,597 --> 01:17:16,866 LAP AFTER LAP AFTER LAP. 1488 01:17:19,402 --> 01:17:20,670 WHAT'S STROKER DOING? 1489 01:17:20,737 --> 01:17:22,872 DON'T WORRY. RUN YOUR RACE. 1490 01:17:22,939 --> 01:17:23,907 AAH! 1491 01:17:33,282 --> 01:17:35,685 WE'RE SEEING SOME BLAZING SPEED. 1492 01:17:35,752 --> 01:17:40,289 THE AVERAGE IS 154.25 MILES AN HOUR. 1493 01:17:40,356 --> 01:17:42,826 UNLESS WE HAVE A WRECK, 1494 01:17:42,892 --> 01:17:45,428 THIS IS GOING TO BE THE FASTEST 500-MILE RACE. 1495 01:17:45,494 --> 01:17:48,264 * CHANCES ARE 1496 01:17:48,331 --> 01:17:50,934 * THOUGH I WEAR A SILLY GRIN * 1497 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,969 * THE MOMENT YOU COME INTO-- * 1498 01:17:53,036 --> 01:17:54,070 [BUMP] 1499 01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:05,381 WOO! 1500 01:18:23,166 --> 01:18:24,133 LUGS! 1501 01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:26,102 WHAT? 1502 01:18:26,169 --> 01:18:29,505 I JUST MADE A CORPORATE DECISION. 1503 01:18:29,572 --> 01:18:32,909 I AM CHOOSING TO WIN THIS DAMN RACE. 1504 01:18:34,477 --> 01:18:36,846 SELL CHICKEN FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS? 1505 01:18:37,781 --> 01:18:39,015 YEAH! 1506 01:19:01,204 --> 01:19:02,338 I KNEW IT. 1507 01:19:02,405 --> 01:19:04,307 I KNEW HE COULDN'T STAND TO BE BEATEN. 1508 01:19:04,373 --> 01:19:06,442 YOU KNOW WHAT HIS PROBLEM IS? 1509 01:19:06,509 --> 01:19:08,878 GOT TOO MUCH EGO. 1510 01:19:08,945 --> 01:19:11,981 FINE. NEXT YEAR WE'LL OPEN THE RIB PITS. 1511 01:19:13,149 --> 01:19:14,317 WA-HOO! 1512 01:19:14,383 --> 01:19:15,985 TIME IS RUNNING OUT. 1513 01:19:16,052 --> 01:19:17,987 THAT BATTLE UP FRONT IS UNREAL. 1514 01:19:18,054 --> 01:19:19,488 GANT IS YOUR LEADER. 1515 01:19:19,555 --> 01:19:21,891 STROKER ACE HAS MOVED INTO SECOND. 1516 01:19:45,548 --> 01:19:46,749 MOVE! 1517 01:19:46,816 --> 01:19:49,485 OH, HELL. HERE WE GO AGAIN. 1518 01:19:58,561 --> 01:19:59,628 OH! 1519 01:19:59,695 --> 01:20:00,964 OH! OOH! 1520 01:20:25,855 --> 01:20:27,656 THE CAUTION IS OUT... 1521 01:20:27,723 --> 01:20:32,028 THE WAY THEY WERE RUNNING, IT HAD TO HAPPEN. 1522 01:20:32,095 --> 01:20:34,030 NO RECORD RACE TODAY. 1523 01:20:34,097 --> 01:20:36,032 IT TOOK OUT HARRY GANT. 1524 01:20:36,099 --> 01:20:38,301 WE'RE DOWN TO THREE-- 1525 01:20:38,367 --> 01:20:41,104 CALE YARBOROUGH, AUBREY JAMES, AND STROKER. 1526 01:20:41,170 --> 01:20:43,572 HEY, WHAT HAPPENED? 1527 01:20:43,639 --> 01:20:44,807 EVERYTHING'S O.K. 1528 01:20:44,874 --> 01:20:47,343 AUBREY JAMES JUST GOT A LITTLE AMBITIOUS. 1529 01:20:49,045 --> 01:20:50,980 HE'S COMIN' IN! 1530 01:20:59,956 --> 01:21:03,092 HURRY UP! NUMBER 10 IS LEAVING! 1531 01:21:03,159 --> 01:21:04,961 WE'LL BEAT HIM. 1532 01:21:05,028 --> 01:21:07,330 THE JACK'S BROKE! 1533 01:21:07,396 --> 01:21:08,731 BROKE! 1534 01:21:08,797 --> 01:21:11,067 GO BORROW ONE! 1535 01:21:19,108 --> 01:21:22,211 HELLO, ARNOLD. YOU DO THIS OFTEN? 1536 01:21:22,278 --> 01:21:24,880 JUST WANT TO BE ON THE WINNIN' TEAM. 1537 01:21:24,948 --> 01:21:27,083 WE GOT A NEW JACK MAN! 1538 01:21:37,093 --> 01:21:38,394 THE YELLOW IS STILL OUT. 1539 01:21:38,461 --> 01:21:41,130 STROKER ACE IS GETTING IN LINE... 1540 01:21:41,197 --> 01:21:42,598 IN SIXTH PLACE. 1541 01:21:42,665 --> 01:21:45,268 TWELVE LAPS TO GO. 1542 01:21:45,334 --> 01:21:48,404 WITH FEW LAPS AND STIFF COMPETITION, 1543 01:21:48,471 --> 01:21:50,806 STROKER'S CHANCES ARE SLIM TO NONE. 1544 01:21:50,873 --> 01:21:54,010 THAT JACK PROBLEM DROPPED STROKER TO SIXTH PLACE. 1545 01:21:54,077 --> 01:21:57,080 AUBREY JAMES PASSED HIM AND TOOK THE LEAD. 1546 01:21:57,146 --> 01:21:59,615 CALE YARBOROUGH'S CAR IS IN THE PITS. 1547 01:21:59,682 --> 01:22:00,883 HE'S OUT OF IT. 1548 01:22:00,950 --> 01:22:04,720 HEY, YOU! 1549 01:22:04,787 --> 01:22:07,056 I KNOW NOTHING. I AM MERELY-- 1550 01:22:07,123 --> 01:22:10,359 A MESSENGER. YES, SIR. HERE IS THE MESSAGE. 1551 01:22:10,426 --> 01:22:12,728 CALL THOSE GOOD OL' BOYS IN MILWAUKEE. 1552 01:22:12,795 --> 01:22:15,431 TELL THEM THEY GOT A DEAL. 1553 01:22:24,407 --> 01:22:27,176 IT HAS BEEN A WILD AFTERNOON. 1554 01:22:27,243 --> 01:22:29,178 THE GREEN IS BACK OUT. 1555 01:22:29,245 --> 01:22:32,948 THE BATTLE SHAPES UP AT TURN ONE. 1556 01:22:33,016 --> 01:22:36,019 DAD JUST CALLED! 1557 01:22:36,085 --> 01:22:38,621 HEY, STROKER! DAD CALLED AND SAID, 1558 01:22:38,687 --> 01:22:40,756 "STAND ON IT, SON!" 1559 01:22:40,823 --> 01:22:42,992 THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS. 1560 01:23:06,382 --> 01:23:10,053 STROKER ACE IS PASSING CARS IN WHOLESALE FASHION. 1561 01:23:29,838 --> 01:23:31,407 HEY, PRESS BOYS! 1562 01:23:31,474 --> 01:23:33,442 YOU'RE HERE TO GET THE NEWS, AIN'T YOU? 1563 01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:37,713 I GOT AN EXCLUSIVE FOR YOU. 1564 01:23:37,780 --> 01:23:39,115 AS OF THIS MOMENT, 1565 01:23:39,182 --> 01:23:42,285 STROKER ACE IS NO LONGER DRIVING FOR ME. 1566 01:23:42,351 --> 01:23:44,420 HE'S THROUGH. HE'S RELEASED. 1567 01:23:44,487 --> 01:23:47,890 OFF THE RECORD, HE'S ON HIS BUTT 1568 01:23:47,956 --> 01:23:50,659 BECAUSE HE NO LONGER REPRESENTS 1569 01:23:50,726 --> 01:23:53,696 THE CLYDE TORKLE CHICKEN PIT IMAGE. 1570 01:23:59,302 --> 01:24:02,805 WHY FIRE HIM WHEN HE'S IN SECOND PLACE? 1571 01:24:02,871 --> 01:24:03,839 WHAT? 1572 01:24:03,906 --> 01:24:07,243 HE MOVED INTO SECOND PLACE. 1573 01:24:45,848 --> 01:24:48,651 IT STARTED OUT WITH FOUR, THEN THREE, NOW IT'S TWO. 1574 01:24:48,717 --> 01:24:50,219 THE ONLY THING 1575 01:24:50,286 --> 01:24:53,322 BETWEEN STROKER ACE AND THE CHECKERED FLAG IS AUBREY JAMES. 1576 01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:58,194 IN TWO LAPS, 1577 01:24:58,261 --> 01:25:01,130 ONE OF THEM WILL BE THE NASCAR CHAMPION. 1578 01:25:07,836 --> 01:25:09,138 I GOT YOU NOW! 1579 01:25:27,656 --> 01:25:28,624 DAMN! 1580 01:25:38,066 --> 01:25:43,272 IT'S THE WHITE FLAG. ONE LAP TO GO. 30 SECONDS! 1581 01:25:43,339 --> 01:25:45,541 IT PORTENDS TO BE A DRAMATIC FINISH. 1582 01:25:51,780 --> 01:25:53,249 COME ON, 10! 1583 01:25:58,221 --> 01:26:02,891 THE WHOLE NASCAR SEASON WILL BE DECIDED BY A MATTER OF INCHES. 1584 01:26:34,089 --> 01:26:35,291 COME ON! 1585 01:26:47,370 --> 01:26:49,872 HOW'S THIS FOR SPECTACULAR? 1586 01:26:49,938 --> 01:26:51,774 WA-HOO! 1587 01:26:51,840 --> 01:26:53,141 UNBELIEVABLE! 1588 01:26:53,208 --> 01:26:55,411 UPSIDE-DOWN OVER THE FINISH LINE. 1589 01:26:55,478 --> 01:26:58,314 HEE HEE! WOO! 1590 01:26:58,381 --> 01:26:59,948 HEY, STROKER! 1591 01:27:00,015 --> 01:27:01,950 DID YOU SEE THAT? 1592 01:27:02,017 --> 01:27:03,952 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT! 1593 01:27:04,019 --> 01:27:06,722 I WAS IN THE CAR! 1594 01:27:06,789 --> 01:27:09,292 GET THAT PIECE OF JUNK OUT OF HERE! 1595 01:27:12,227 --> 01:27:13,462 WHOA! 1596 01:27:22,905 --> 01:27:24,573 WHAT, AP? UPI? 1597 01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:27,576 GOOD. GREAT. TO THE LEFT. 1598 01:27:27,643 --> 01:27:31,046 RIGHT OVER THERE, PLEASE. 1599 01:27:31,113 --> 01:27:32,381 FELLAS, IT'S A GO. 1600 01:27:32,448 --> 01:27:35,284 YOU'RE A CHAMP. LET'S GET HIM. 1601 01:27:35,351 --> 01:27:37,586 GIVE HIM A PECK! 1602 01:27:37,653 --> 01:27:38,921 ANOTHER! 1603 01:27:38,987 --> 01:27:40,323 HEY, YOU! 1604 01:27:40,389 --> 01:27:42,224 HEY, SMART ALECK! 1605 01:27:42,291 --> 01:27:43,926 WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP? 1606 01:27:43,992 --> 01:27:45,328 CHAMPION. 1607 01:27:45,394 --> 01:27:47,563 WELL, I AIN'T MAD. 1608 01:27:47,630 --> 01:27:48,964 NO? 1609 01:27:49,031 --> 01:27:51,667 NO. I AM OUT OF IT. 1610 01:27:51,734 --> 01:27:52,501 I'M FIRED? 1611 01:27:52,568 --> 01:27:54,337 YES! YOU'RE FIRED! 1612 01:27:55,304 --> 01:27:57,039 I FIRED YOU, BOY, 1613 01:27:57,105 --> 01:28:00,409 RIGHT IN FRONT OF GOD AND EVERYBODY IN THE PRESS BOX! 1614 01:28:00,476 --> 01:28:05,481 DON'T LAUGH AT ME. I'M THE RICHEST MAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW. 1615 01:28:07,082 --> 01:28:09,752 JUST HOW RICH IS YOU? 1616 01:28:09,818 --> 01:28:11,654 I AM S-- 1617 01:28:16,692 --> 01:28:17,793 MacKENZIE? 1618 01:28:17,860 --> 01:28:18,994 NO. 1619 01:28:19,061 --> 01:28:21,630 DOC'S THE NAME. THIS HERE'S MY DAD. 1620 01:28:21,697 --> 01:28:24,367 WOULD YOU LIKE A VICTORY DRINK? 1621 01:28:27,803 --> 01:28:29,638 [CRASH] 1622 01:28:29,705 --> 01:28:33,041 SHOULD WE GIVE HIM A CLUCK? 1623 01:28:33,108 --> 01:28:35,043 ARNOLD, IS IT ALL RIGHT? 1624 01:28:38,280 --> 01:28:40,416 LET'S GIVE HIM A CLUCK. 1625 01:28:42,885 --> 01:28:43,852 [APPLAUSE] 1626 01:28:45,187 --> 01:28:47,490 DID THE BEST I COULD. 1627 01:28:47,556 --> 01:28:49,792 YOU DONE GOOD, STROKER. 1628 01:29:16,385 --> 01:29:20,523 * THE CHANCES ARE 1629 01:29:20,589 --> 01:29:25,528 * YOUR CHANCES ARE 1630 01:29:25,594 --> 01:29:28,764 * AWFULLY 1631 01:29:28,831 --> 01:29:35,538 * GOOD * 1632 01:29:43,812 --> 01:29:45,080 THIS IS MINE. 1633 01:29:45,147 --> 01:29:47,450 HERS IS THE QUIET ONE. 1634 01:29:49,017 --> 01:29:52,354 ANYTIME I SEE TORKLE, I GET WORRIED. 1635 01:29:52,421 --> 01:29:54,823 DON'T WORRY...WORRY. 1636 01:29:54,890 --> 01:29:57,392 THAT'S KIND OF A JIMMY STEWART. 1637 01:29:58,293 --> 01:29:59,528 IT'S BURT. 1638 01:29:59,595 --> 01:30:00,596 IT'S ME. 1639 01:30:00,663 --> 01:30:02,164 NOTHING BUT WHITE PAGES. 1640 01:30:02,230 --> 01:30:03,599 [THUD] 1641 01:30:03,666 --> 01:30:07,470 GIVE ME SOME STICKUM, WILL YOU, BUBBA? 1642 01:30:07,536 --> 01:30:09,472 AIN'T YOU GOING TO READ IT, STROKER? 1643 01:30:09,538 --> 01:30:12,541 OF COURSE I'M GOING TO READ IT. 1644 01:30:12,608 --> 01:30:13,842 THERE'S PRINT IN HERE, 1645 01:30:13,909 --> 01:30:16,111 AND IT'S RIGHT SIDE UP. 1646 01:30:18,146 --> 01:30:20,516 AND ACTION! 1647 01:30:20,583 --> 01:30:22,384 LET'S GO. 1648 01:30:22,451 --> 01:30:23,418 READY? 1649 01:30:23,486 --> 01:30:24,653 I STAY READY. 1650 01:30:24,720 --> 01:30:25,888 KYLE, YOU READY? 1651 01:30:25,954 --> 01:30:27,523 * DA DOO DA * 1652 01:30:27,590 --> 01:30:29,858 GUYS, CLEAN UP YOUR ACT! 1653 01:30:36,699 --> 01:30:37,900 OH! 1654 01:30:37,966 --> 01:30:39,902 WHERE DOES IT SAY IN THE CONTRACT 1655 01:30:39,968 --> 01:30:42,471 THE PRODUCER HAS ALL THE FUN? 1656 01:30:42,538 --> 01:30:44,940 SEE THAT TAIL? UNIQUE, HUH? 1657 01:30:45,007 --> 01:30:47,175 GOT SOME-- 1658 01:30:47,242 --> 01:30:48,210 DO IT AGAIN. 1659 01:30:48,276 --> 01:30:49,344 PEMBROOK FEENEY? 1660 01:30:49,411 --> 01:30:52,047 THAT'S HER REAL VOICE. 1661 01:30:52,114 --> 01:30:53,081 [THUNDER] 1662 01:30:53,148 --> 01:30:55,350 THAT'S-- THAT'S HER-- 1663 01:30:55,417 --> 01:30:57,319 THAT'S REAL THUNDER. 1664 01:30:57,385 --> 01:30:58,987 WAIT FOR THAT TO DIE. 1665 01:31:00,188 --> 01:31:01,256 CHICKEN PIT ADVERTISING 1666 01:31:01,323 --> 01:31:02,290 AND PUBLIC RELATIONS. 1667 01:31:02,357 --> 01:31:03,492 NAH. 1668 01:31:03,559 --> 01:31:06,529 GIVE US THAT AGAIN. 1669 01:31:06,595 --> 01:31:08,463 HERE WE GO. 1670 01:31:08,531 --> 01:31:10,933 ROLLING! 1671 01:31:10,999 --> 01:31:11,967 HA HA! 1672 01:31:12,034 --> 01:31:14,903 HERE WE GO! 1673 01:31:14,970 --> 01:31:18,406 I WAS ABOUT TO SHOW STROKER OUR-- 1674 01:31:18,473 --> 01:31:19,942 I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS. 1675 01:31:20,008 --> 01:31:20,976 HA HA! 1676 01:31:21,043 --> 01:31:23,078 HA HA! 1677 01:31:25,881 --> 01:31:28,050 STAY THERE. I'LL COME BY AGAIN. 1678 01:31:30,052 --> 01:31:32,955 IT'S LIKE GOING BY HERSCHEL WALKER. 1679 01:31:37,560 --> 01:31:39,562 BAGS! 1680 01:31:39,628 --> 01:31:40,696 SO MANY BAGS THERE! 1681 01:31:40,763 --> 01:31:41,864 JUST KEEP ROLLING. 1682 01:31:41,930 --> 01:31:43,899 I'LL HAVE IT IN A SECOND. 1683 01:31:43,966 --> 01:31:45,601 O.K. 1684 01:31:45,668 --> 01:31:46,835 I COULDN'T SHARE A ROOM 1685 01:31:46,902 --> 01:31:49,104 WITH A MAN I'M NOT MARRIED TO. 1686 01:31:49,171 --> 01:31:53,041 WHY NOT? I MEAN-- 1687 01:31:53,108 --> 01:31:54,076 HA HA! 1688 01:31:54,142 --> 01:31:55,310 WE HAVE TO GET GOING. 1689 01:31:55,377 --> 01:31:57,813 WE HAVE A R-- 1690 01:31:57,880 --> 01:31:59,047 IT'S CATCHING. 1691 01:31:59,114 --> 01:32:01,416 * OH... 1692 01:32:01,483 --> 01:32:02,450 STOP! 1693 01:32:02,517 --> 01:32:04,152 HE HAS A BEAUTIFUL VOICE. 1694 01:32:04,219 --> 01:32:06,521 HE HAS BEAUT-- 1695 01:32:06,589 --> 01:32:08,423 KEEP SINGING. 1696 01:32:08,490 --> 01:32:10,626 MARK. 1697 01:32:13,028 --> 01:32:14,597 THAT LOW-CLASS SON OF A BUCK 1698 01:32:14,663 --> 01:32:17,065 DOESN'T KNOW WHO HE'S DEALING WITH. 1699 01:32:17,132 --> 01:32:20,135 I HAVE TALKED TO FOUR LAWYERS. 1700 01:32:20,202 --> 01:32:23,939 SORRY. 1701 01:32:24,006 --> 01:32:25,440 SORRY. 1702 01:32:25,507 --> 01:32:27,209 MARK! 1703 01:32:30,112 --> 01:32:31,680 THAT LOW-CLASS SON OF A BUCK 1704 01:32:31,747 --> 01:32:34,416 DOESN'T KNOW WHO HE'S DEALING WITH. 1705 01:32:34,482 --> 01:32:37,452 I TALKED TO FOUR LAWYERS. 1706 01:32:37,519 --> 01:32:39,154 THEY ALL SAID THE SAME THING. 1707 01:32:39,221 --> 01:32:41,323 TORKLE'S GOT TO FIRE YOU. 1708 01:32:41,389 --> 01:32:42,725 YEAH? 1709 01:32:42,791 --> 01:32:46,795 I HAPPEN TO HAVE A PRETTY GOOD-- 1710 01:32:47,462 --> 01:32:48,597 HA HA! 1711 01:32:48,664 --> 01:32:49,865 READY, BURT? 1712 01:32:49,932 --> 01:32:53,001 I'M READY. HURRY UP! I'M MOLTING. 1713 01:32:53,068 --> 01:32:55,838 BURT, I NEED TECHNICAL ADVICE. 1714 01:32:55,904 --> 01:32:58,206 REED, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1715 01:32:58,273 --> 01:32:59,274 OH. 1716 01:32:59,341 --> 01:33:01,977 A COUPLE--THREE THINGS WRONG, BURT. 1717 01:33:02,044 --> 01:33:04,813 I'VE BEEN LOOKIN'. 1718 01:33:04,880 --> 01:33:07,716 THE SET'S WEAK. 1719 01:33:07,783 --> 01:33:09,818 I LIKE THE PEOPLE YOU GOT HERE. 1720 01:33:09,885 --> 01:33:11,687 THE HOME RUN IS... 1721 01:33:11,754 --> 01:33:13,889 YOUR WARDROBE IS BEAUTIFUL. 1722 01:33:13,956 --> 01:33:15,057 HA HA! 1723 01:33:28,637 --> 01:33:29,604 COME ON! 1724 01:33:29,672 --> 01:33:31,473 LET'S HAVE SOME FUN! 1725 01:33:31,539 --> 01:33:33,175 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 1726 01:33:33,241 --> 01:33:34,710 NOT YOU, REYNOLDS. 1727 01:33:36,745 --> 01:33:37,780 CAMERAS ROLLING. 1728 01:33:37,846 --> 01:33:41,149 "B" CAMERA MARK. ALL RIGHT? O.K.? 1729 01:33:41,216 --> 01:33:43,719 O.K. COME ON, BUBBA. 1730 01:33:44,486 --> 01:33:45,453 UGH! 1731 01:33:45,520 --> 01:33:47,155 ACTION, BUBBA! 1732 01:33:47,222 --> 01:33:49,658 DAMN IT. THE DOOR WON'T OPEN. 1733 01:33:49,725 --> 01:33:51,026 HA HA! 1734 01:33:53,261 --> 01:33:54,462 THAT A CUT? 1735 01:33:54,529 --> 01:33:56,331 NO. YEAH, GO AHEAD AND CUT IT. 1736 01:33:56,398 --> 01:33:58,033 OVER HERE. 1737 01:33:58,100 --> 01:33:59,601 HE'S GOT TO FIRE STROKER 1738 01:33:59,668 --> 01:34:02,370 DURING THE SEAS-- 1739 01:34:02,437 --> 01:34:05,407 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 1740 01:34:05,473 --> 01:34:06,809 YOU GOT TILL 4:00. 1741 01:34:06,875 --> 01:34:10,612 THE RACE IS OVER-- THE LAST R-- 1742 01:34:10,679 --> 01:34:13,615 THE RACE IS OVER AT 4:00. 1743 01:34:13,682 --> 01:34:15,851 COMMON MARKER. 1744 01:34:15,918 --> 01:34:17,119 COMMON MARKER. 1745 01:34:17,185 --> 01:34:23,358 YOU HAVE A NICE DAY? YEAH, RIGHT? 1746 01:34:23,425 --> 01:34:25,994 WHAT DO YOU MEAN A RAISE? 107020