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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,204 --> 00:00:05,968 [Theme song] 2 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:36,933 Here's $300 cash for my next semester, Miss Kremzer. 3 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:38,936 Count it. It's all there. 4 00:00:41,108 --> 00:00:45,477 There's still an incredibly complicated hair dyeing exam coming up, Platter. 5 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:49,173 You've gotta pass that to even qualify for the final semester. 6 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:51,877 I won't let you down, Miss Kremzer. 7 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,781 Yeah, sure. 8 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,317 GIRL #1: Look, it's Luanne. 9 00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:00,490 It sure has been a hard year for you, Luanne... 10 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:04,121 with your boyfriend blowing up, and losing all your hair... 11 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,222 and being on academic probation. 12 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:10,394 But, you know, if you pass this last exam, it'll turn everything around. 13 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:15,134 [Girls giggling] 14 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:19,408 DALE: Sad, very sad. 15 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:20,776 HANK: What is Kahn thinking? 16 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:23,612 He bought the best trampoline of Buckley's estate... 17 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:25,276 and he's letting it go to pot. 18 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:27,046 Maybe we ought to talk to Kahn. 19 00:01:27,154 --> 00:01:30,749 This is a fix-it opportunity that only happens in the movies. 20 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:32,890 I know what we could do. 21 00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:35,553 Bill, remember when we got you to brush your teeth... 22 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:38,688 -by saying you didn't know how? -Yeah. 23 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:42,030 Reverse psychology. That'll never work. 24 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:44,101 -Yes, it will. -Got you. 25 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:46,930 [Car door shuts] 26 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,132 [Luanne sobbing] 27 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:51,404 I just took a test last semester... 28 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:55,709 and now I've got another test. It's not fair! 29 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:58,781 How often in real life are you tested? 30 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:02,916 Yeah. Okay then. 31 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:06,015 The girls at Beauty Academy are so mean. 32 00:02:07,194 --> 00:02:09,219 [Luanne continues sobbing] 33 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:16,500 -They are mean! -You made your point, Bill. 34 00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:22,066 If you guys are here, who's guarding trash cans in alley? 35 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:27,371 -Say, Kahn, we were just thinking-- -We don't want to fix your trampoline. 36 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:28,539 - I do. -Bill! 37 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:29,980 -What? -Dale! 38 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:31,275 [Exclaiming] 39 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:32,816 Now I get it. 40 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:35,320 You rednecks want to fix my trampoline. 41 00:02:35,422 --> 00:02:37,948 But what's in it for me? 42 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:41,726 -You mow my lawn for two months. -All right. 43 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:43,426 [Laughing] 44 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:51,829 Played him like a damn fiddle. 45 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:53,599 [Horses neighing] 46 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:57,010 Excellent, Sharon a! 47 00:02:57,210 --> 00:03:00,669 If I didn't know that tail was attached to a horse's rear end... 48 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:03,773 -I'd swear it was Cher's. -Thank you, Miss Kremzer. 49 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:07,581 Very good. Excellent highlights. 50 00:03:08,555 --> 00:03:10,080 Luanne Platter. 51 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:13,626 It's not fair. My customer kept swatting flies. 52 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,498 Step away from the horse. 53 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:21,330 [Horse snorting] 54 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:25,930 Cher's hair's thick anyhow. 55 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:28,708 I am, too, going to pass that test. 56 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:34,412 DALE: Whip out those plans. Let's go! 57 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:38,316 I've taken the liberty of drawing up some schematics. 58 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:40,853 Now, here's the trampoline that is. 59 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:44,185 And here is the trampoline that could be. 60 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:46,582 BILL: I can see that. 61 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:48,686 I'm on it. 62 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:52,060 Luanne, you look pretty today. Right, guys? 63 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:53,132 BOOMHAUER: Man. BILL: Yeah. 64 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,759 DALE: Very pretty. BILL: Red eyes, they look pretty. 65 00:03:56,269 --> 00:03:57,259 [Luanne sighs] 66 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:58,565 LUANNE: Buckley. 67 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,674 This was Buckley's trampoline. 68 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,004 [Soft instrumental music] 69 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:05,010 It was his favorite one. 70 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,373 He named it "Number One."� 71 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:09,374 [Luanne sobbing] 72 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,241 [Hank sighs] 73 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:14,320 All right. Where were we? 74 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,946 [All murmuring] 75 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:21,695 DALE: Some people say it's too bad Buckley's dead. 76 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:25,163 But I say this trampoline sure is gonna be beautiful. 77 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,131 HANK: Yup. Good night. DALE: Night, Hank. 78 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:28,861 BILL: See you. DALE: Night, Boomhauer. 79 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:30,232 BOOMHAUER: Good night. DALE: Bill. 80 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:31,304 [Sighing] 81 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:35,472 [Sentimental instrumental music] 82 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:39,175 [Trampoline creaking] 83 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,713 [Crickets chirping] 84 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:49,386 Who are you? 85 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:51,852 What are you doing? 86 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:55,017 -What? -Chicken butt. 87 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,220 [Buckley chuckles] 88 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:57,797 -Buckley! -Hey. 89 00:04:57,931 --> 00:05:00,093 [Sentimental instrumental music] 90 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,326 Psych. 91 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:07,736 What happened to you being dead? 92 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:13,312 [Gasps] 93 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:15,481 Are you an angel? 94 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:19,114 LUANNE: "Buckley's angel." 95 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:20,812 Don't wear it out. 96 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:22,479 [Both laughing] 97 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:33,294 [Crickets chirping] 98 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:38,198 You are an angel. 99 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:44,406 Unless you're just a hallucinogen of my mind. 100 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:47,443 If you're really Buckley's angel... 101 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:50,812 then tell me something only the real Buckley would know. 102 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:54,987 You have a birthmark on your butt the shape of a Honda key. 103 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,022 You are a real angel! 104 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:01,352 ['80s pop music] 105 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,686 [Humming] 106 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:08,320 Luanne, you look positively radiant this morning. 107 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,459 You're not pregnant, are you? Disregard. 108 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:13,623 All right! Sausage. 109 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:15,827 All right! Sausage. 110 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:18,804 LUANNE: I have an announcement to make. 111 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:22,603 Last night I had a religious experience. 112 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:25,770 Ix-nay, ix-nay, obby-bay too-yay oung-yay. 113 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:29,281 Last night I was visited by an angel. 114 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,975 -Buckley's angel. -Cool! 115 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:35,685 He was on the trampoline, and he said to tell y'all, "Hey." 116 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,622 I think someone's been studying a little too hard... 117 00:07:38,725 --> 00:07:40,557 for her beauty school test. 118 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:42,594 Probably Sharon a Johnson. 119 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:45,007 She's always studying. It's not fair. 120 00:07:45,031 --> 00:07:45,259 She's always studying. It's not fair. 121 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:48,766 Anyways, Buckley's angel and me jumped some and then... 122 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:50,836 Mostly we just jumped... 123 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:53,634 but I feel better just knowing he's okay. 124 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:56,935 [Luanne humming] 125 00:07:58,111 --> 00:08:00,773 An angel. All right. 126 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,746 She is giving me the heebiest of jeebies. 127 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:07,912 The angel part, sure. But the whole not-crying thing, I like that. 128 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,284 I like that a lot. 129 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:12,484 I told her, "Use proper ventilation around those hair chemicals.� 130 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:14,959 She's probably just stressed out, Peggy. 131 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:17,894 But if this helps her, let her think whatever she wants. 132 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,466 She sees Buckley's angel. 133 00:08:19,566 --> 00:08:22,331 Nolan Ryan saw his arm as a rocket launcher... 134 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,529 and the catcher's mitt as Saddam Hussein. 135 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:28,039 Don't mess with a good thing, Peggy. Just be cool. 136 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:29,336 I'm cool. 137 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,435 [Knocking on door] 138 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:33,913 So, Luanne... 139 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:37,245 this angel certainly seems to have made you happy. 140 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:40,410 Yes. I think that it's a sign that God is going to-- 141 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,511 Sure, right. God. 142 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:45,523 I'll bet God sent you this guardian angel... 143 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:48,491 this stand-on-your-own-two-feet angel. 144 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:51,621 And if you have a problem from now on, you don't have to cry... 145 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:54,962 because Buckley's angel will help you through your tests... 146 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:58,265 or maybe find an apartment or whatever... 147 00:08:59,672 --> 00:09:02,642 -My guardian angel. -Yup. 148 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:04,869 Find an apartment. 149 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,477 Red alert. 150 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:12,608 Hey, Boomhauer, and Mr. Dauterive, and Mr. Gribble. 151 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:16,712 What in the name of hell was that? 152 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:20,782 Luanne claims she saw Buckley's angel last night on the trampoline. 153 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:25,297 I convinced her it was her guardian angel, and now she's on an even keel. 154 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,264 I should have thought of this years ago. 155 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:30,598 It's like she has a boyfriend I never have to meet. 156 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,736 [Hank sighing] 157 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,271 [Humming] 158 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,681 Look, it's Luanne walking her book. 159 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:46,481 I'm not walking my book. I'm waiting for my guardian angel. 160 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:50,318 Buckley has come back from the dead to bounce on his trampoline... 161 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,414 and help me with my exam. 162 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,926 Do you hear yourself? You're crazy. 163 00:09:57,030 --> 00:10:01,194 I don't have to hear myself. Buckley's angel hears myself. 164 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:04,635 You're gonna fail the hair dye test and flunk out of beauty school... 165 00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:07,001 and have to work at the mall at the pretzel place. 166 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,007 We'll all be famous hairdressers... 167 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,374 and be on the third floor of the mall working on the people's hair... 168 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:15,073 who eat pretzels at the pretzel place. 169 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:18,711 I'll just spit on your pretzels and... 170 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,752 No, that's okay. 171 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:25,091 I forgive you because I have a guardian angel now. 172 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,096 Buckley's angel... 173 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:33,461 can you please melt Sharon a Johnson's face? 174 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,769 And help me pass my test? 175 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:38,029 [Crickets chirping] 176 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,697 Buckley's angel? 177 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:42,976 Buckley's angel? 178 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:51,509 Okay. Let's get to it. What's this? A note? 179 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,618 That's nobody's, Hank. Give it back. 180 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:57,486 "Dear Buckley's angel, bring me a woman. Any woman. 181 00:10:57,724 --> 00:11:00,921 "Love, Bill F. Dela T. Dauterive." 182 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,223 That's between me and Buckley's angel. 183 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,924 There is no Buckley's angel. There was barely a Buckley. 184 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:09,832 That grease ball couldn't find a hammer in the Mega Lo Mart. 185 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:11,802 How could he possibly find you a woman? 186 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,567 You have your gods, and I have mine. 187 00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:17,606 Bill, shut up. Dale, lift your end. 188 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:19,041 [Grunting] 189 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,135 [Dale veils] 190 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:23,807 It's a sign we've been playing God with Buckley's trampoline. 191 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:28,013 Now God is playing God with us, and he's a lot better at it. 192 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:31,191 I refuse to touch this porthole to hell. 193 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,023 Look, we got a project going on... 194 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:37,222 and Boomhauer and I are the only sane ones around here. 195 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:40,493 I don't know. You know, had nothing but time in Little Rock, man. 196 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,331 Working for hours. Buckley walked up and touched the hood... 197 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:44,767 just touches the hood, man. 198 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,396 The dog was healed, man. 199 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:50,170 "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,� I don't take. 200 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:53,246 I am this close to fixing the trampoline myself. 201 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,815 No! Don't touch it, or the angel won't come back... 202 00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:57,383 and I'll be alone forever. 203 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,519 It is a hot one today, huh? 204 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:05,387 So, Minh, have you ever had any religious visions? 205 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:08,755 -This about Buckley's angel, Peggy Hill? -You know? 206 00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:10,727 Not too much happen in this neighborhood. 207 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,299 When someone comes back from dead, it gets around. 208 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,697 I mean, Luanne is clearly crazy. 209 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:19,830 If it was a true religious vision, why would it come to her? 210 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:21,270 I was home. 211 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,966 I mean, I have had my close calls. 212 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:28,014 One time I heard a voice say, "Jesus is love"... 213 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,407 right in my ear. 214 00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:32,678 But then, when I turned off the hair dryer, it was suddenly gone. 215 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,648 BOOMHAUER: Amen. 216 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,283 DALE: Run, Hank! 217 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,186 Porthole to hell. 218 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:43,924 [Hank groans] 219 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:48,895 Luanne's got everybody going angel-crazy, Peggy. 220 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:50,225 [Hank groans] 221 00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:53,863 Don't tell me you're hearing "Jesus is love" again. 222 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,673 Jesus is love? 223 00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:03,107 So, studying for your big hair test? 224 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:07,346 I'm waiting for Buckley's angel. I thought we might do flashcards. 225 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,784 Yeah, okay. 226 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:12,123 I'm sure with his help, you'll do just fine. 227 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:15,718 You'll pass the test, and he'll have finished his good deed... 228 00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:18,889 and there'll be no need for him to come back to Earth again. 229 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:21,729 And if you do see Buckley's angel again... 230 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:24,860 it'll actually be an evil angel of death. 231 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:28,605 I didn't make up the rules. It's in the Bible. 232 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,176 Good luck now. 233 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:35,547 [Country and western music playing on stereo] 234 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,912 [Sobbing] 235 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:39,551 [Gasps] 236 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,352 Where is he? 237 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,817 Buckley always did this to me. 238 00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:48,292 Once, we were supposed to see Color Me Badd, and he never showed up. 239 00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,829 I was looking forward to that concert all week... 240 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:53,695 and when I told him he just said, "Chicken beak." 241 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,863 He had better not be guardianing some other girl. 242 00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:01,036 Maybe I should drop out of beauty school, Aunt Peggy. 243 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:05,407 What? Luanne, you have wanted to go to beauty school since you were six. 244 00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:08,876 You've wanted to graduate beauty school since you were 12. 245 00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:12,645 If you give up on school, honey, you are giving up on your dreams. 246 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:17,121 Education is the sleeping pill that makes dreams happen: Peggy Hill. 247 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,950 But school is hard. 248 00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:22,638 I should just give up and sell pretzels. 249 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,154 Now, you have to reach deep inside yourself... 250 00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:29,724 and stop depending on your uncle, your boyfriend, or your boyfriend's angel. 251 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,804 This time it is all up to you. 252 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:34,930 Buckley's angel helps those who help themselves. 253 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:36,939 I'll do it! 254 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:40,044 -You'll help me, right? -Of course. 255 00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:42,210 [Snoring] 256 00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:46,347 [Gasping] 257 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,715 I don't know why you didn't come, Buckley's angel. 258 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:55,726 If this is some kind of test, I have to take a makeup test... 259 00:14:55,828 --> 00:15:00,425 because I have a makeup and a hair test this morning. 260 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:08,930 BUCKLEY: Hey. 261 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:13,510 You finally showed up. Thank you, Buckley's angel. 262 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,182 -You're gonna fail the test. -What? 263 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,382 Yeah. I have a message from Jesus. 264 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:24,286 About how you suck at beauty school, except worded nicer. Here. 265 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:27,990 "Luanne, you really suck at beauty school. 266 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,061 "Drop out. Love, Jesus." 267 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,225 He underlined "really."� I guess it wasn't nicer. 268 00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:35,767 I thought angels were supposed to be good. 269 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:39,634 You're a terrible angel, Buckley. I wish you'd never died. 270 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,329 Jesus said it, not me. 271 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:45,139 You are mean. Just like when you were my boyfriend. 272 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,180 But I have faith in me. 273 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,611 And I am not gonna be trailer trash. 274 00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:53,549 I'm gonna graduate, and I'm gonna do makeups... 275 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,849 and I'm gonna have the biggest truck in Hollywood! 276 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,754 Jesus says you're meant for something else. He can't say what. 277 00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:01,657 Y'all are wrong. I'm meant for beauty school. 278 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,090 [Arguing] 279 00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:04,853 Yes! 280 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,724 [Both screaming] 281 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,324 Bail! 282 00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:10,962 [Tires screeching] 283 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,794 [Car crashing] 284 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,369 [Car horn blaring] 285 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,642 WOMAN #1: Are you all right? LUANNE: I think I'm okay. 286 00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:29,619 I was up all night studying and I was so tired... 287 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,089 and I was driving and now I'm... 288 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,357 -Do you want to sit down? -Yes, very much. 289 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:37,857 [Gasps] 290 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,800 I look terrible. And I have to take a test. 291 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,404 -So? -Looks are 10% of the grade. 292 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,269 Looks? What class are you taking? 293 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,398 I bet it's statistics with Professor Rutledge. 294 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,840 -He's such a pig. -No. 295 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:53,241 It's hair-coloring with Miss... 296 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,674 Wait. You thought that I was in school with you? 297 00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:58,113 In college? 298 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,819 Yeah, why not? 299 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,143 You sure you're okay? 300 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,622 Yeah, 'cause we've got to watch Saturday Night Fever... 301 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,055 for our American cultures class. 302 00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:07,648 Yeah, I'm okay. 303 00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:09,721 Good luck on your test. 304 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,953 [Slow instrumental music] 305 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,400 [Breathing deeply] 306 00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:28,645 Luanne, where's your guardian angel? Parking the car? 307 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:36,655 All right, let's begin. Gloves on! 308 00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,181 [Tense instrumental music] 309 00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:44,458 [Humming] 310 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,370 So, any angel sightings this evening? 311 00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:52,130 DALE: No, not yet. 312 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,364 [Birds chirping] 313 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,334 Now, what's this? 314 00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,268 It's a letter. 315 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:01,847 "From the desk of Buckley's angel.� 316 00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:02,881 [Gasps] 317 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:03,972 Let's see here. 318 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,552 "Dear Bill, Boomhauer, and Dale... 319 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,778 "I have been unable to find a woman for Bill... 320 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:14,223 "any woman, or a crankshaft from a 1968 Dodge. 321 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:18,855 "And the porthole to hell is actually located in Hank's garage... 322 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,590 �near all of his tools... 323 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:24,796 "which should be avoided by anyone afraid of the porthole to hell.� 324 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,438 That's that. Goodbye, Buckley's angel. 325 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:32,478 Goodbye, Buckley's... Hold the phone. Let me see that letter. 326 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:33,976 [Mumbling] 327 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:35,804 [Bill gasps] 328 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:39,249 That's not Buckley's handwriting. Hank. 329 00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:43,988 BOOMHAUER: Got to get another dang old shirt, man. 330 00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:52,057 Good. Now, I believe we have a trampoline to fix. 331 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,027 DALE: I guess I could pitch in a little bit. 332 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,195 [Car approaching] 333 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,173 [Luanne giggling] 334 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,275 -Guess what? -You aced the exam. 335 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:06,209 I knew it! Congratulations, Luanne. 336 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:09,907 No! Even better, Aunt Peggy! 337 00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:13,547 Buckley's angel came back, and then I almost hit a Wiener Wagon... 338 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:17,146 but first, Buckley said Jesus said that I was meant for something else... 339 00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,020 and I thought Jesus meant something worse. 340 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,890 Then I remembered you telling me not to give up on my dreams. 341 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,520 And [ realized that he meant something better. 342 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,327 And I got my tuition refund from Miss Kremzer... 343 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:29,731 and enrolled in Arlen Community College... 344 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,599 just like Jesus said. 345 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:32,728 [Giggling] 346 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,307 College? Real college? 347 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:38,309 You are dreaming with the big boys now. 348 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:41,108 This is the happiest day of my life! 349 00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:44,911 Luanne, that's great. I mean, wow! 350 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:49,211 You'll be moving into a dorm. All of our dreams have come true. 351 00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,850 Uncle Hank, with tuition, and books... 352 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,188 and back-to-school clothes... 353 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,524 I can't afford to move out now. 354 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:05,362 I guess as long as you're in school... 355 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:09,402 HANK: bettering yourself and whatnot-- LUANNE: Thank you, Uncle Hank. 356 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,935 Don't thank me. Hug your Aunt Peggy. 357 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,512 LUANNE: I'm going to start out as a liberal artist. 358 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,719 I might even go pre-med. It's really the same as... 359 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:22,845 I didn't know there was a Wiener Wagon stopping in Arlen. 360 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:26,949 Obviously not. Or you would have taken me. 361 00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,025 [Crickets chirping] 362 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:37,626 Hey. 363 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,502 Just came back to say I'm sorry I bailed out of the car. 364 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,271 -I knew you weren't really a jerk. -Yeah. 365 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,178 I gotta go. 366 00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:52,080 Jesus is having a party tonight. It's gonna rock. 367 00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:56,254 There'll probably be a lot of people there. But if you see Jesus... 368 00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,922 tell him I said thanks. 369 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,526 Goodbye, Buckley. 370 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:05,188 Before I go, can I have one last kiss? 371 00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,968 No, that part's over. 372 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,228 Why? 373 00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:15,874 Chicken thigh. 374 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,469 ['90s pop music] 375 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,389 New record. Cool. 376 00:21:57,449 --> 00:21:59,178 [Crickets chirping] 377 00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:05,622 Buckley's angel. 378 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,293 I'm so alone. 379 00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:12,595 I have to commute to Houston every day. That city one big stink hole. 380 00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:15,724 Did I make the right decision, Buckley's angel? 381 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,695 Buckley's angel... 382 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:21,931 why you not come to me instead of that redneck little hot potato? 383 00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:24,232 Buckley's angel! 384 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,305 [Protesting loudly] 385 00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:29,905 BUCKLEY: Hey. 386 00:22:29,955 --> 00:22:34,505 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29026

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