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[Theme song]
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Here's $300 cash for my next semester,
Miss Kremzer.
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Count it. It's all there.
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There's still an incredibly complicated
hair dyeing exam coming up, Platter.
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You've gotta pass that
to even qualify for the final semester.
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I won't let you down, Miss Kremzer.
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Yeah, sure.
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GIRL #1: Look, it's Luanne.
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It sure has been
a hard year for you, Luanne...
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with your boyfriend blowing up,
and losing all your hair...
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and being on academic probation.
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But, you know, if you pass this last exam,
it'll turn everything around.
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[Girls giggling]
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DALE: Sad, very sad.
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HANK: What is Kahn thinking?
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He bought the best trampoline
of Buckley's estate...
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and he's letting it go to pot.
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Maybe we ought to talk to Kahn.
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This is a fix-it opportunity
that only happens in the movies.
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I know what we could do.
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Bill, remember when we got you
to brush your teeth...
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-by saying you didn't know how?
-Yeah.
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Reverse psychology. That'll never work.
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-Yes, it will.
-Got you.
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[Car door shuts]
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[Luanne sobbing]
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I just took a test last semester...
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and now I've got another test. It's not fair!
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How often in real life are you tested?
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Yeah. Okay then.
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The girls at Beauty Academy are so mean.
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[Luanne continues sobbing]
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-They are mean!
-You made your point, Bill.
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If you guys are here,
who's guarding trash cans in alley?
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-Say, Kahn, we were just thinking--
-We don't want to fix your trampoline.
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- I do.
-Bill!
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-What?
-Dale!
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[Exclaiming]
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Now I get it.
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You rednecks want to fix my trampoline.
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But what's in it for me?
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-You mow my lawn for two months.
-All right.
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[Laughing]
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Played him like a damn fiddle.
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[Horses neighing]
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Excellent, Sharon a!
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If I didn't know that tail was attached
to a horse's rear end...
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-I'd swear it was Cher's.
-Thank you, Miss Kremzer.
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Very good. Excellent highlights.
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Luanne Platter.
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It's not fair.
My customer kept swatting flies.
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Step away from the horse.
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[Horse snorting]
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Cher's hair's thick anyhow.
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I am, too, going to pass that test.
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DALE: Whip out those plans. Let's go!
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I've taken the liberty
of drawing up some schematics.
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Now, here's the trampoline that is.
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And here is the trampoline that could be.
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BILL: I can see that.
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I'm on it.
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Luanne, you look pretty today. Right, guys?
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BOOMHAUER: Man.
BILL: Yeah.
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DALE: Very pretty.
BILL: Red eyes, they look pretty.
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[Luanne sighs]
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LUANNE: Buckley.
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This was Buckley's trampoline.
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[Soft instrumental music]
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It was his favorite one.
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He named it "Number One."�
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[Luanne sobbing]
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[Hank sighs]
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All right. Where were we?
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[All murmuring]
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DALE: Some people say
it's too bad Buckley's dead.
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But I say this trampoline
sure is gonna be beautiful.
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HANK: Yup. Good night.
DALE: Night, Hank.
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BILL: See you.
DALE: Night, Boomhauer.
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BOOMHAUER: Good night.
DALE: Bill.
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[Sighing]
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[Sentimental instrumental music]
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[Trampoline creaking]
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[Crickets chirping]
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Who are you?
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What are you doing?
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-What?
-Chicken butt.
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[Buckley chuckles]
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-Buckley!
-Hey.
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[Sentimental instrumental music]
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Psych.
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What happened to you being dead?
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[Gasps]
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Are you an angel?
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LUANNE: "Buckley's angel."
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Don't wear it out.
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[Both laughing]
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[Crickets chirping]
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You are an angel.
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Unless you're just a hallucinogen
of my mind.
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If you're really Buckley's angel...
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then tell me something
only the real Buckley would know.
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You have a birthmark on your butt
the shape of a Honda key.
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You are a real angel!
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['80s pop music]
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[Humming]
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Luanne, you look positively radiant
this morning.
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You're not pregnant, are you? Disregard.
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All right! Sausage.
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All right! Sausage.
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LUANNE: I have an announcement to make.
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Last night I had a religious experience.
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Ix-nay, ix-nay, obby-bay too-yay oung-yay.
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Last night I was visited by an angel.
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-Buckley's angel.
-Cool!
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He was on the trampoline,
and he said to tell y'all, "Hey."
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I think someone's been studying
a little too hard...
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for her beauty school test.
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Probably Sharon a Johnson.
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She's always studying. It's not fair.
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She's always studying. It's not fair.
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Anyways, Buckley's angel and me
jumped some and then...
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Mostly we just jumped...
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but I feel better just knowing he's okay.
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[Luanne humming]
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An angel. All right.
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She is giving me the heebiest of jeebies.
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The angel part, sure.
But the whole not-crying thing, I like that.
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I like that a lot.
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I told her, "Use proper ventilation
around those hair chemicals.�
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She's probably just stressed out, Peggy.
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But if this helps her,
let her think whatever she wants.
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She sees Buckley's angel.
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Nolan Ryan saw his arm
as a rocket launcher...
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and the catcher's mitt as Saddam Hussein.
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Don't mess with a good thing, Peggy.
Just be cool.
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I'm cool.
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[Knocking on door]
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So, Luanne...
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this angel certainly seems
to have made you happy.
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Yes. I think that it's a sign
that God is going to--
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Sure, right. God.
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I'll bet God sent you this guardian angel...
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this stand-on-your-own-two-feet angel.
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And if you have a problem from now on,
you don't have to cry...
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because Buckley's angel will help you
through your tests...
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or maybe find an apartment or whatever...
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-My guardian angel.
-Yup.
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Find an apartment.
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Red alert.
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Hey, Boomhauer, and Mr. Dauterive,
and Mr. Gribble.
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What in the name of hell was that?
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Luanne claims she saw Buckley's angel
last night on the trampoline.
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I convinced her it was her guardian angel,
and now she's on an even keel.
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I should have thought of this years ago.
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It's like she has a boyfriend
I never have to meet.
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[Hank sighing]
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[Humming]
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Look, it's Luanne walking her book.
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I'm not walking my book.
I'm waiting for my guardian angel.
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Buckley has come back from the dead
to bounce on his trampoline...
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and help me with my exam.
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Do you hear yourself? You're crazy.
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I don't have to hear myself.
Buckley's angel hears myself.
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You're gonna fail the hair dye test
and flunk out of beauty school...
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and have to work at the mall
at the pretzel place.
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We'll all be famous hairdressers...
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and be on the third floor of the mall
working on the people's hair...
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who eat pretzels at the pretzel place.
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I'll just spit on your pretzels and...
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No, that's okay.
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I forgive you
because I have a guardian angel now.
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Buckley's angel...
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can you please melt
Sharon a Johnson's face?
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And help me pass my test?
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[Crickets chirping]
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Buckley's angel?
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Buckley's angel?
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Okay. Let's get to it. What's this? A note?
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That's nobody's, Hank. Give it back.
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"Dear Buckley's angel, bring me a woman.
Any woman.
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"Love, Bill F. Dela T. Dauterive."
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That's between me and Buckley's angel.
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There is no Buckley's angel.
There was barely a Buckley.
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That grease ball couldn't find a hammer
in the Mega Lo Mart.
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How could he possibly find you a woman?
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You have your gods, and I have mine.
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Bill, shut up. Dale, lift your end.
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[Grunting]
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[Dale veils]
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It's a sign we've been playing God
with Buckley's trampoline.
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Now God is playing God with us,
and he's a lot better at it.
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I refuse to touch this porthole to hell.
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Look, we got a project going on...
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and Boomhauer and I
are the only sane ones around here.
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I don't know. You know,
had nothing but time in Little Rock, man.
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Working for hours.
Buckley walked up and touched the hood...
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just touches the hood, man.
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The dog was healed, man.
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"Yea, though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of death,� I don't take.
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I am this close
to fixing the trampoline myself.
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No! Don't touch it,
or the angel won't come back...
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and I'll be alone forever.
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It is a hot one today, huh?
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So, Minh, have you ever had
any religious visions?
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-This about Buckley's angel, Peggy Hill?
-You know?
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Not too much happen in this neighborhood.
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When someone comes back from dead,
it gets around.
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I mean, Luanne is clearly crazy.
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If it was a true religious vision,
why would it come to her?
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I was home.
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I mean, I have had my close calls.
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One time I heard a voice say,
"Jesus is love"...
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right in my ear.
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But then, when I turned off the hair dryer,
it was suddenly gone.
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BOOMHAUER: Amen.
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DALE: Run, Hank!
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Porthole to hell.
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[Hank groans]
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Luanne's got everybody
going angel-crazy, Peggy.
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[Hank groans]
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Don't tell me you're hearing
"Jesus is love" again.
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Jesus is love?
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So, studying for your big hair test?
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I'm waiting for Buckley's angel.
I thought we might do flashcards.
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Yeah, okay.
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I'm sure with his help, you'll do just fine.
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You'll pass the test,
and he'll have finished his good deed...
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and there'll be no need
for him to come back to Earth again.
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And if you do see Buckley's angel again...
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it'll actually be an evil angel of death.
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I didn't make up the rules. It's in the Bible.
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Good luck now.
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[Country and western music
playing on stereo]
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[Sobbing]
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[Gasps]
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Where is he?
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Buckley always did this to me.
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Once, we were supposed to see
Color Me Badd, and he never showed up.
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I was looking forward
to that concert all week...
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and when I told him
he just said, "Chicken beak."
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He had better not be guardianing
some other girl.
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Maybe I should drop out of beauty school,
Aunt Peggy.
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What? Luanne, you have wanted to go
to beauty school since you were six.
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You've wanted to graduate beauty school
since you were 12.
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If you give up on school, honey,
you are giving up on your dreams.
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Education is the sleeping pill that
makes dreams happen: Peggy Hill.
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But school is hard.
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00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:22,638
I should just give up and sell pretzels.
249
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,154
Now, you have to reach deep
inside yourself...
250
00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:29,724
and stop depending on your uncle,
your boyfriend, or your boyfriend's angel.
251
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,804
This time it is all up to you.
252
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:34,930
Buckley's angel helps those
who help themselves.
253
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:36,939
I'll do it!
254
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:40,044
-You'll help me, right?
-Of course.
255
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:42,210
[Snoring]
256
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:46,347
[Gasping]
257
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,715
I don't know why you didn't come,
Buckley's angel.
258
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:55,726
If this is some kind of test,
I have to take a makeup test...
259
00:14:55,828 --> 00:15:00,425
because I have
a makeup and a hair test this morning.
260
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:08,930
BUCKLEY: Hey.
261
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:13,510
You finally showed up.
Thank you, Buckley's angel.
262
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,182
-You're gonna fail the test.
-What?
263
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,382
Yeah. I have a message from Jesus.
264
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:24,286
About how you suck at beauty school,
except worded nicer. Here.
265
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:27,990
"Luanne, you really suck at beauty school.
266
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,061
"Drop out. Love, Jesus."
267
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,225
He underlined "really."�
I guess it wasn't nicer.
268
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:35,767
I thought angels
were supposed to be good.
269
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:39,634
You're a terrible angel, Buckley.
I wish you'd never died.
270
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,329
Jesus said it, not me.
271
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:45,139
You are mean.
Just like when you were my boyfriend.
272
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,180
But I have faith in me.
273
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,611
And I am not gonna be trailer trash.
274
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:53,549
I'm gonna graduate,
and I'm gonna do makeups...
275
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,849
and I'm gonna have the biggest truck
in Hollywood!
276
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,754
Jesus says you're meant
for something else. He can't say what.
277
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:01,657
Y'all are wrong.
I'm meant for beauty school.
278
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,090
[Arguing]
279
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Yes!
280
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,724
[Both screaming]
281
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,324
Bail!
282
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:10,962
[Tires screeching]
283
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,794
[Car crashing]
284
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,369
[Car horn blaring]
285
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,642
WOMAN #1: Are you all right?
LUANNE: I think I'm okay.
286
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:29,619
I was up all night studying
and I was so tired...
287
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,089
and I was driving and now I'm...
288
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,357
-Do you want to sit down?
-Yes, very much.
289
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:37,857
[Gasps]
290
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,800
I look terrible. And I have to take a test.
291
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,404
-So?
-Looks are 10% of the grade.
292
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,269
Looks? What class are you taking?
293
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,398
I bet it's statistics with Professor Rutledge.
294
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,840
-He's such a pig.
-No.
295
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:53,241
It's hair-coloring with Miss...
296
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,674
Wait. You thought
that I was in school with you?
297
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:58,113
In college?
298
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,819
Yeah, why not?
299
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,143
You sure you're okay?
300
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,622
Yeah, 'cause we've got to watch
Saturday Night Fever...
301
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,055
for our American cultures class.
302
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:07,648
Yeah, I'm okay.
303
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:09,721
Good luck on your test.
304
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,953
[Slow instrumental music]
305
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,400
[Breathing deeply]
306
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:28,645
Luanne, where's your guardian angel?
Parking the car?
307
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:36,655
All right, let's begin. Gloves on!
308
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,181
[Tense instrumental music]
309
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:44,458
[Humming]
310
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,370
So, any angel sightings this evening?
311
00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:52,130
DALE: No, not yet.
312
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,364
[Birds chirping]
313
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,334
Now, what's this?
314
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,268
It's a letter.
315
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:01,847
"From the desk of Buckley's angel.�
316
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:02,881
[Gasps]
317
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:03,972
Let's see here.
318
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,552
"Dear Bill, Boomhauer, and Dale...
319
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,778
"I have been unable
to find a woman for Bill...
320
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:14,223
"any woman,
or a crankshaft from a 1968 Dodge.
321
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:18,855
"And the porthole to hell
is actually located in Hank's garage...
322
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,590
�near all of his tools...
323
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:24,796
"which should be avoided by anyone
afraid of the porthole to hell.�
324
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,438
That's that. Goodbye, Buckley's angel.
325
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:32,478
Goodbye, Buckley's...
Hold the phone. Let me see that letter.
326
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:33,976
[Mumbling]
327
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:35,804
[Bill gasps]
328
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:39,249
That's not Buckley's handwriting. Hank.
329
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:43,988
BOOMHAUER: Got to get
another dang old shirt, man.
330
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:52,057
Good. Now, I believe
we have a trampoline to fix.
331
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,027
DALE: I guess I could pitch in a little bit.
332
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,195
[Car approaching]
333
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,173
[Luanne giggling]
334
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,275
-Guess what?
-You aced the exam.
335
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:06,209
I knew it! Congratulations, Luanne.
336
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:09,907
No! Even better, Aunt Peggy!
337
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:13,547
Buckley's angel came back,
and then I almost hit a Wiener Wagon...
338
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:17,146
but first, Buckley said Jesus said that
I was meant for something else...
339
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,020
and I thought
Jesus meant something worse.
340
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,890
Then I remembered you telling me
not to give up on my dreams.
341
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,520
And [ realized
that he meant something better.
342
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,327
And I got my tuition refund
from Miss Kremzer...
343
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:29,731
and enrolled in Arlen Community College...
344
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,599
just like Jesus said.
345
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:32,728
[Giggling]
346
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,307
College? Real college?
347
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:38,309
You are dreaming with the big boys now.
348
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:41,108
This is the happiest day of my life!
349
00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:44,911
Luanne, that's great. I mean, wow!
350
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:49,211
You'll be moving into a dorm.
All of our dreams have come true.
351
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,850
Uncle Hank, with tuition, and books...
352
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,188
and back-to-school clothes...
353
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,524
I can't afford to move out now.
354
00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:05,362
I guess as long as you're in school...
355
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:09,402
HANK: bettering yourself and whatnot--
LUANNE: Thank you, Uncle Hank.
356
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,935
Don't thank me. Hug your Aunt Peggy.
357
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,512
LUANNE: I'm going to start out
as a liberal artist.
358
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,719
I might even go pre-med.
It's really the same as...
359
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:22,845
I didn't know there was
a Wiener Wagon stopping in Arlen.
360
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:26,949
Obviously not.
Or you would have taken me.
361
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,025
[Crickets chirping]
362
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:37,626
Hey.
363
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,502
Just came back to say I'm sorry
I bailed out of the car.
364
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,271
-I knew you weren't really a jerk.
-Yeah.
365
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,178
I gotta go.
366
00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:52,080
Jesus is having a party tonight.
It's gonna rock.
367
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:56,254
There'll probably be a lot of people there.
But if you see Jesus...
368
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,922
tell him I said thanks.
369
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,526
Goodbye, Buckley.
370
00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:05,188
Before I go, can I have one last kiss?
371
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,968
No, that part's over.
372
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,228
Why?
373
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:15,874
Chicken thigh.
374
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,469
['90s pop music]
375
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,389
New record. Cool.
376
00:21:57,449 --> 00:21:59,178
[Crickets chirping]
377
00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:05,622
Buckley's angel.
378
00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,293
I'm so alone.
379
00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:12,595
I have to commute to Houston every day.
That city one big stink hole.
380
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:15,724
Did I make the right decision,
Buckley's angel?
381
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,695
Buckley's angel...
382
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:21,931
why you not come to me
instead of that redneck little hot potato?
383
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:24,232
Buckley's angel!
384
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,305
[Protesting loudly]
385
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:29,905
BUCKLEY: Hey.
386
00:22:29,955 --> 00:22:34,505
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