All language subtitles for King of the Hill s03e06 Peggy Pageant Fever.eng

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranรฎ)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,069 --> 00:00:04,299 [Theme music] 2 00:00:32,065 --> 00:00:34,261 [Gentle instrumental music] 3 00:00:41,909 --> 00:00:43,274 NANCY: Here you go, sug'. 4 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:46,142 Two sugs, right? 5 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:49,616 They asked me to be the celebrity judge... 6 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:52,651 at the Mrs. Heimlich County Beauty Pageant next week. 7 00:00:52,953 --> 00:00:54,318 Mrs.? Wait. 8 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:57,948 Do any women mature enough to have a family really go in for that nonsense? 9 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,618 That nonsense, sug', changed my life. 10 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,217 It's what got me into television... 11 00:01:02,329 --> 00:01:05,060 and into hundreds of homes every night as a weather analyst. 12 00:01:05,165 --> 00:01:08,601 You'd be surprised at the topnotch prizes at the Mrs. Heimlich. 13 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:09,725 Bath beads? 14 00:01:09,836 --> 00:01:14,296 Try a year's lease on a brand-new Chevy Silverado LTK 1500 pickup truck... 15 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:18,038 with a super cab and 270 horsepower, 5.3-liter Vortec V-8. 16 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:21,773 I want that truck. 17 00:01:22,883 --> 00:01:26,717 Hank, do you think I could win the Mrs. Heimlich Pageant if I entered? 18 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:27,787 [Gasps] 19 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:31,747 You see, Peggy, that's what you call a loaded question. 20 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:33,289 No matter how I answer... 21 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:36,988 there's a bullet in every chamber designed to blow my brains out. 22 00:01:37,397 --> 00:01:39,866 Hank, do you think I can win? 23 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:42,331 Well, uh... 24 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:46,270 I think you're beautiful and smart... 25 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:50,141 and you don't need to enter some pageant to prove it. 26 00:01:50,544 --> 00:01:53,570 PEGGY: You don't think I can win, do you? HANK: I didn't say... 27 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:54,704 [Hank stammers] 28 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:59,283 -I just don't think you're the pageant type. -Really? Well, let's see. 29 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:03,953 All you have to be is married and over 23. Well, I've got that covered. 30 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:06,119 So, how would we rate me? 31 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:11,831 I would say face: A minus, body: B plus... 32 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:16,458 personality: A plus, and brains: A plus. 33 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:20,767 So with my smarts, and looks, and muchos talentos... 34 00:02:21,108 --> 00:02:23,736 I think I have a huge edge over these bimbos, Hank. 35 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:27,144 I'm gonna enter. The grand prize is a truck. 36 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:29,545 HANK: I have a truck. PEGGY: But I don't. 37 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:34,315 HANK: You have a car. PEGGY: A car is fine, but a truck is a force. 38 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,012 True. 39 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,051 [Luanne screams in delight] 40 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:42,686 I can't believe I'm going to be an actual beauty pageant stylist! 41 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:43,853 [Luanne exclaims] 42 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:46,558 I already have some ideas for styling you. 43 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:50,829 I've always wondered what would happen if you let your hair dry naturally. 44 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:53,201 Okay, let's not go crazy, Luanne. 45 00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:57,868 Remember, we're working together to make the best Peggy Hill possible. 46 00:02:58,045 --> 00:03:02,846 Personally, I think a little lipstick and a pair of nice earrings will win that truck. 47 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:05,585 That's a good-looking truck, Hank. 48 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:09,179 I'm talking about them dang old 270 horsepower, man old skid plates... 49 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:13,419 and Z-71 off-road suspension, man, and dang old K-5, man. 50 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:17,529 Yeah, all Peggy's gotta do to get that truck... 51 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:20,225 is to win the Mrs. Heimlich County Pageant. 52 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:21,892 [Birds chirping] 53 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:23,764 [Children chattering] 54 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:24,894 [Dale stammers] 55 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,029 Yep. 56 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,070 [Boomhauer grunts in approval] 57 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,505 That's right. Yep. 58 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:32,874 Peggy's gonna win. She's every man's fantasy. 59 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:35,674 Okay, Bill, I'll take over from here. 60 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:39,047 I mean, she's got an A-plus brain and an A-minus body... 61 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:41,348 but if she wears one of them push-up brassieres... 62 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:42,513 Bill! 63 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:45,484 ...she'll have a body that just won't quit. 64 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:47,585 [Soft instrumental music] 65 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,729 SALESMAN: You like that truck, don't you? 66 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:53,265 -Would you like to take it for a test drive? -I would not say no. 67 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:59,800 Now here's something a pretty lady like yourself will appreciate: 68 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,806 a driver's side vanity mirror. 69 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,808 I do look good in this truck. 70 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:09,041 So, what's it gonna take for you to buy this truck today? 71 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:11,373 I'm not planning on buying it. 72 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:14,045 I'm planning on winning it in a beauty contest. 73 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:15,553 Test drive's over. 74 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:25,991 COORDINATOR: Excuse me, y'all, before we get started... 75 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,729 if there is anybody here not connected to the pageant... 76 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:31,804 could you please leave now? 77 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:34,500 [Bill chewing] 78 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:44,582 I'd like to welcome you all to the Mrs. Heimlich County Beauty Pageant. 79 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:48,143 In a couple of minutes, you'll get to meet your fellow contestants. 80 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:52,192 But before you do, the reigning Mrs. Heimlich... 81 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,920 Cathy Shears, would like to say a few words. 82 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:58,422 [Mild applause] 83 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:03,596 What a long, strange, beautiful trip it's been. 84 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:06,798 And next week, I will add the word "sad" to that list... 85 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:11,208 because I will be handing over this crown to the new Mrs. Heimlich County. 86 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:12,741 Peggy Hill. 87 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:14,507 [Women chattering] 88 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:20,016 -Hello, I'm Peggy Hill. -Hi, I'm Helen Pell. 89 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:24,790 So, what does Peggy Hill do when she's not competing in a beauty pageant? 90 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:28,293 Well, I'm a substitute teacher at Tom Landry Middle School. 91 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:32,431 Really? I teach sciences full-time over at the high school. 92 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:34,330 -What do you teach? -Espa-nol. 93 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:37,734 I had my second honeymoon in Spain. Have you ever gone? 94 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,034 No. But it's because I choose not to. 95 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:42,609 You should go. You'll love it! 96 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:46,668 I practically lived there for a couple of months after I graduated from college. 97 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:49,772 That's where I met my husband, the engineer. 98 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:51,982 The kind that drives a train? 99 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:53,548 [Helen laughing] 100 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:57,613 I'm gonna have to look out for you. You're very congenial. 101 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,214 [Cheerful instrumental music] 102 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:00,549 WOMAN #1: Really? 103 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:03,493 You know there are three other contestants who teach as well? 104 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:05,793 Yes, I know. I met them already. 105 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:08,958 And I suppose you're, what, a biochemist or something? 106 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:11,729 No. I'm a stay-at-home mother. 107 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:16,075 But I have seven kids, so that's a full-time job in and of itself. 108 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:18,543 -Do you have any children? -Eight. 109 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,941 No, I only have one. 110 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,242 [Pensive instrumental music] 111 00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:26,183 Right now, I'm majoring in philosophy and classical music. 112 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:27,344 How nice for you. 113 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:30,890 That'll get you a job in a factory when you get out of college. 114 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,151 That's what my mom says, too. 115 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:34,752 [Peggy chuckling] 116 00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:38,456 You do know you have to be 23 years or older to be in this pageant? 117 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:41,898 -I am 23. -Do you have any children? 118 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:45,700 -No, I'm concentrating on my-- -Well, I have one. 119 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:48,866 Anyway, nice meeting you. Good luck in the pageant. 120 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,004 [Pensive instrumental music] 121 00:06:54,714 --> 00:06:55,681 WOMAN #2: Really? 122 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:57,816 [Contestants chattering] 123 00:06:57,951 --> 00:06:59,419 [Contestants laughing] 124 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,112 WOMAN #3: She looks good. 125 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:05,488 Isn't this exciting, Aunt Peggy? Everyone's so nice. 126 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:09,323 Mrs. Heimlich County let me try on her crown and sash. 127 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:11,825 Did you know she could play the lap steel guitar? 128 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:15,630 And she only has nine percent body fat, and it's all in her breasts. 129 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:18,796 [Pensive instrumental music continues] 130 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:25,942 [Squeaking] 131 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,209 [Sighs despondently] 132 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:30,679 [Clicks tongue in disapproval] 133 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:32,446 [Bobby laughs] 134 00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:35,522 Little Bobby Hill. You rascal, you. 135 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:39,823 That's when you used to put your food everywhere but in your mouth. 136 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:42,418 I was young. I didn't know any better. 137 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:45,430 I haven't seen this photo in such a long time. 138 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:48,502 -Who is that kissing Dad? -That's me, honey. 139 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:50,803 Really? You were beautiful. 140 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,868 Were? Bobby, I still am. 141 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:57,438 -Okay. -Bobby, don't you see? 142 00:07:57,544 --> 00:08:00,673 When you look at me now, you can't see somebody who's beautiful. 143 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:02,475 You just see a mother. 144 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:05,279 I don't know. I think Connie's mom is beautiful. 145 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:07,318 -And Mrs. Gribble-- -All right. 146 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:11,355 There's me standing next to the world's largest roadrunner. 147 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,791 Are you still having those nightmares where he pecks out your eyes? 148 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:16,919 - I forgot about those. -Good. 149 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:19,759 [Sinister instrumental music] 150 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:25,131 [Peggy moans] 151 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:26,763 [Peggy sighing] 152 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:28,774 [Hank sighs] 153 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:30,876 Peggy. are you all right? 154 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:33,140 Hank, I can't sleep. 155 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:35,944 [Gun firing on TV] 156 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:39,148 Boy, Cagney and Lacey certainly have aged horribly. 157 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:40,413 [Tires screeching on TV] 158 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:44,115 Do you think I'll turn into one of those women you see at the Mega Lo Mart... 159 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:47,888 who wears white stretch pants and doesn't tuck in her shirt anymore? 160 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:50,753 Not for many, many years. 161 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,731 So you've thought about this? 162 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,324 [Bobby shrieking] 163 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:57,369 BOBBY: No, not my eyes! 164 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:01,239 HANK: I thought he stopped having those nightmares. 165 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,478 -Come on in, ladies. Take a load off. -Thanks. 166 00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:10,277 I don't believe I've had the pleasure of meeting this little filly before. 167 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,252 Yes, you have. 168 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:16,052 -Your daughter? -No, she's my niece, Luanne. 169 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,521 Well, there you go, darling. 170 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:20,216 [Luanne giggling] 171 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:21,350 Thank you. 172 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:24,190 Now, what can old Buck Strickland do for you? 173 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:27,562 You said you had some kind of business proposition, did you? 174 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:31,968 Mr. Strickland, a beauty pageant can be a good promotional opportunity... 175 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:35,872 for both the beauty contestant and for the business who sponsors the-- 176 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:38,307 Say no more. I'll do it. How much do you need? 177 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:41,005 Well, there's the new tennis outfit... 178 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:44,013 make-up, new dress, hair... 179 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:46,951 We figure around $2,000. 180 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:48,418 [Luanne grunts in approval] 181 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:51,889 Debbie, write me up a company check for $2,000. 182 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:53,322 DEBBIE: Right away, Buck. 183 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:54,959 Thank you, Mr. Strickland. 184 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:58,053 I guarantee you that I will win that Mrs. Heimlich Pageant. 185 00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:00,326 I will not let you down as my sponsor. 186 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,064 [Stutters] 187 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,363 Mrs.? What the hell is she doing here? 188 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:10,671 She is my stylist and, like yourself, a big part of Team Peggy Hill. 189 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:12,904 Debbie, have you finished writing up that check? 190 00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:14,070 DEBBIE: Yes, Buck. 191 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:15,409 [Mr. Strickland groaning] 192 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,750 [90s pop music playing on stereo] 193 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,601 DIRECTOR: Terrific, girls. Mrs. Hill, that was awful. 194 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:39,898 We're gonna go again, and this time I want Mrs. Hill to sit this one out and watch me. 195 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,067 Raymond, hold my cane. 196 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:43,972 [Hairdryer whirring] 197 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:49,011 Why, Nancy, in the words of Billy Crystal, "You look wonderful!๏ฟฝ 198 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,344 Thanks, sug'. 199 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:53,545 By the way, I was so excited to hear that you entered the pageant. 200 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,143 Really? Thank you. 201 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:59,221 Maybe this year you and I can shake things up a little bit at the Mrs. 202 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,087 Shake things up how? 203 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:04,926 You know, every year they pick the same type of woman to win. 204 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:08,490 -Skinny, big hair, bleached blonde-- -You mean women like me? 205 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,997 Your hair is not bleached, is it? 206 00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:15,873 What type of woman do you think should win the pageant, Peggy? 207 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:19,468 Well, I'm not a judge, but a married woman, of course. 208 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:22,708 Not just a wife, but a partner. Definitely a mother. 209 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:26,477 Someone who is distinguished by her brain size, not her bra size. 210 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:30,680 -Women like you. -You said it, I didn't. But, yes. 211 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:33,626 I think women like you shouldn't be in a pageant... 212 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:37,060 if you're not prepared to be judged by women like me. 213 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:41,166 We could have shook things up, you and me! 214 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,995 [Gentle instrumental music] 215 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,136 [Giggles] 216 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,698 [Peggy exclaims] 217 00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:52,574 Don't you look...smart. 218 00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:56,645 Luanne, I think I wanna put some highlights in my hair. 219 00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:58,807 [Peggy exclaims dismally] 220 00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:02,252 -You don't think that's a good idea? -No, it's a good idea. 221 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:05,552 It's just that highlights was a two-part class... 222 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,525 and I missed both parts. 223 00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:10,786 [Tense instrumental music] 224 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,526 Hey, Bozo! 225 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:18,161 Where your clown car, Peggy Hill? 226 00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:19,695 [Minh chuckling] 227 00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:22,901 MINH: You look like the Ronald McDonald, you bozo, Peggy Hill. 228 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,042 [Car tires screeching] 229 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:28,273 She so stuck up. Not even say hello. 230 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,976 -You think your missis will like it? -Yes, sir. 231 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,645 Well, I hope so. 232 00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:38,416 This is the most I've spent on a woman without getting anything in return... 233 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:40,356 if you know what I mean. 234 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:44,424 Don't worry about it, Buck. You've backed a winner. 235 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,828 She could have smiled, at least. 236 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,025 She is smiling. 237 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,638 PEGGY: If I order by 8:00 tonight... 238 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:55,504 I can have my stretch pants by tomorrow at noon. 239 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,576 I could be in them by 1:00. 240 00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:01,646 Why don't you wait a week and we can drive over to the Mega Lo Mart... 241 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,716 and get them in your new truck? 242 00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:06,247 Yeah, right, my new truck. 243 00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:08,514 [Peggy laughing sardonically] 244 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:13,316 Stop worrying. You've got those fancy stripes in your hair... 245 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:16,060 plus your best friend Nancy is the judge. 246 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,927 Well, Nancy and I are not talking right now. 247 00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:20,065 Oh. 248 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:23,930 Well, then we just won't let her ride in our new truck, will we? 249 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,869 [Chuckling] 250 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,304 [Humming] 251 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,305 [Sighing] 252 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,379 Okay. 253 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,682 Hey, Dale, Peggy baked some extra brownies, and we thought: 254 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:41,652 "You know who might enjoy these? The Gribbles." So here you go. 255 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:42,744 [Grunts speculatively] 256 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,016 Okay. 257 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:47,985 And I'm done using my ratchet set, if you wanna borrow it. 258 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:52,256 -You mean if I wanna keep it? -Borrow it, Dale. 259 00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,025 Just a little reminder, Hank: 260 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:57,899 My wife is the judge of your wife's beauty pageant. 261 00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,261 Keep it? 262 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,637 Borrow it, or I'll step over this hedge and kick your ass. 263 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:03,932 DALE: Keep-- 264 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,374 [Dale yelling] 265 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:09,376 -Hi. -Hello. 266 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:13,716 Excuse me, but I think you've made a mistake. 267 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:17,188 You're teasing the wrong contestant's hair. 268 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,816 It's okay. It happened to me yesterday. 269 00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:22,657 Luanne, honey, sit down for a second, please. 270 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:27,861 Now, you are an excellent amateur stylist. 271 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,065 But this is a professional beauty pageant. 272 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:35,174 No, it's an amateur beauty pageant, Aunt Peggy. 273 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,640 See, Luanne? Amateur attitude, amateur performance. 274 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,802 That's why I've hired a professional. 275 00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:45,248 This is Marcie Shuett, stylist to three pageant winners. 276 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,879 Oh, my God! 277 00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:50,919 You're firing me as your stylist. 278 00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:54,755 No. You will still be a very important part of Team Peggy Hill... 279 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,492 but in a much smaller capacity. 280 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:58,792 [Luanne whimpering] 281 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,328 [Luanne sobbing] 282 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:03,800 See? That's the amateur attitude I was talking about earlier. 283 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,565 All right. Let me get a look at you. 284 00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:09,833 Okay, now turn around. 285 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,003 Can you save this? 286 00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:16,372 [Marcie sighing] 287 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,974 This will be my greatest challenge yet. 288 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,447 [Dog whimpers] 289 00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:24,952 PEGGY: And the winner of the Mrs. Heimlich County Beauty Pageant: 290 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,655 Peggy Hill! 291 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:27,926 [Gasps] 292 00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:29,188 [Gasping] 293 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,121 So what do you think? 294 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,493 [Ladybird growling] 295 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,667 [Barking] 296 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:44,734 Mom, you look like you could star in a headache commercial. 297 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:49,278 Ladybird, stop barking. It's me, it's Peggy. 298 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,879 Hank, you haven't said anything. 299 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:53,074 [Stammers] 300 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,483 You look... 301 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:58,323 Bobby, will you please take Ladybird outside? 302 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,820 [Hank stammering] 303 00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:03,692 Gee, look at you. 304 00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:06,355 Yeah, I'd kiss you... 305 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:10,198 but it'd feel like I was cheating on you with another woman if I did. 306 00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:13,464 Well, now's your chance to cheat on me, Hank. 307 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,868 I promise I won't tell Peggy. 308 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:19,935 There. 309 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,581 Boy, look at me. I'm having an affair. 310 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,486 [Humidifier hissing] 311 00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:29,544 [Hank sniffing] 312 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:34,488 BILL: [Singing poorly] /f you ever get employed and you think it is destroyed 313 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:37,154 I love to work at nothing all day 314 00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:41,700 And you've been taking care of business every day 315 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:45,063 Taking care of business in every way 316 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,738 Taking care of business 317 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,103 It's all right 318 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,302 Taking care of business 319 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:53,401 Working overtime, workout 320 00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,705 [Humming guitar riff] 321 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,650 [Dreamy instrumental music] 322 00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,114 [Gasping] 323 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,887 [Exclaiming] 324 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:08,621 You were so right about the eyeliner. God, what was I thinking? 325 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,959 Dang, I wish we had a picture of you looking this good for the fl yer. 326 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:13,589 -Spilt milk. -Yeah. 327 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,957 [Tense instrumental music] 328 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,303 PEGGY: Did you get the brownies I baked for you as a friend, Nancy? 329 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,033 Yes, I did, Mrs. Hill. 330 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:25,236 Shall we proceed? We're running a little behind schedule. 331 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:29,278 It says here in your application that you speak Spanish. 332 00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:30,405 [Grunting in assent] 333 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:32,143 [Speaking Spanish clumsily] 334 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:38,847 Peggy Hill... 335 00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:41,617 [Spanish] 336 00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:58,505 [Humming] 337 00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:13,256 [Disposal whirring] 338 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:18,526 Luanne, I just spent two hours picking one of Peggy's shoes out of that disposal. 339 00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:21,390 I'm beginning to think it wasn't an accident. 340 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,765 Why aren't you at the pageant? 341 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:27,066 Peggy went with Buck Strickland. I'm going a little later. 342 00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:31,041 Did she fire you, too? Because, you know, she fired me. 343 00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:34,977 I heard you were still an important part of Team Peggy Hill. 344 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,310 [Luanne snorts] 345 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,711 I know you're feeling a little miffed. 346 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,820 You have to understand your aunt has always... 347 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:45,653 had a lot of confidence about her looks, which is good. 348 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,284 But now she's got herself in kind of a bind. 349 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:52,397 She's either got to admit to herself she can't win the truck, and quit... 350 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:56,100 or stay in the pageant and probably lose. 351 00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,333 Either way, it's gonna hurt. 352 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,331 I guess I should feel bad for her... 353 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,632 but I don't. 354 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,178 [Hank sighs] 355 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,838 [Tense instrumental music] 356 00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:13,484 PEGGY: This won't work. I cannot go out there like this. 357 00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,314 -Is there something wrong? -Yes. 358 00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:18,447 All of a sudden, my butt looks like it's dragging on the floor. 359 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,218 Will you fix it? Fix it! 360 00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:24,720 -Do you have any duct tape, Mrs. Hill? -I used it all on my feet. 361 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,525 -Mr. Strickland. -Yeah. 362 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:27,858 We need duct tape. 363 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,594 -Silver or gray? -Silver. 364 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,363 All-purpose or premium grade? 365 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,296 What the hell, I'm already in this for $2,000. What's another 90 cents? 366 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,341 PEGGY: Tighter. Come on. 367 00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:40,708 [Peggy moaning] 368 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:43,680 ANNOUNCER: Ladies, to the stage. Come on now. Let's go, y'all. 369 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,980 Where's my half jacket? I need my half jacket. 370 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,554 That's what makes this an ensemble, the half jacket. 371 00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:55,890 [Peggy groaning] 372 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,162 [Peggy exclaims] 373 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,429 [Contestant laughing] 374 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,868 [Contestants chattering] 375 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:07,464 Come on, Peggy. You know how to put on a jacket. 376 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,466 [Peggy grunting] 377 00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:13,404 Pageant contestants across the street. 378 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,245 Come on, girls, hurry. Watch your step. 379 00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:18,150 Okay. 380 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:19,308 [Tape ripping] 381 00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:20,442 No! 382 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:22,410 [Contestants sneering] 383 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:25,786 Well, I guess this wasn't premium, you cheap bastard. 384 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,691 [Stuttering] 385 00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:33,095 Helen, by any chance, do you have any spare tape? 386 00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:36,766 My ass has come loose. I'm sure it's just the humidity. 387 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,166 Peggy. I've got to go inside. 388 00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:43,703 [Whispering] I also think I should tell you that you forgot to put on your shoes. 389 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,569 [Peggy gasping] 390 00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:51,714 Oh, no! This is not good. 391 00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,043 [Sobbing] 392 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:56,121 [Horn honking] 393 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:57,314 [Tires screeching] 394 00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:58,647 [Exclaims] 395 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,326 [Gasps] 396 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,585 [Laughing] 397 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:04,925 Like the truck? 398 00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:05,997 Hank? 399 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,129 What are you doing? 400 00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:11,727 Well, I figured since you were only doing this for the truck... 401 00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:13,532 I'd save you the trouble. 402 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:17,734 -Honey, you bought us a new truck? -No, I painted my old one. 403 00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,106 [Sighs in pleasure] 404 00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:22,978 Well, she's beautiful! 405 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:25,673 Yeah, but she was before. 406 00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:34,821 Are those new shoes? 407 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:36,905 Because I like them. 408 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:37,259 Because I like them. 409 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,831 [Gentle instrumental music] 410 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:44,634 [Car engine starting] 411 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:02,284 I'm glad you're letting me dye your hair back to its normal color, Aunt Peggy. 412 00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:05,221 Even if you don't, Luanne, that is okay, too. 413 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:07,686 Okay, here it goes. 414 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,250 [Luanne gasping] 415 00:22:09,361 --> 00:22:10,487 Oh, no! 416 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:14,331 Don't you worry, Luanne. We will get this right soon enough. 417 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,427 [Luanne sighing] 418 00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:21,036 [Laughing fiendishly] 419 00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:24,137 [Humming] 420 00:22:24,187 --> 00:22:28,737 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32188

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.