All language subtitles for King of the Hill s02e14 i remember mono.eng

[Theme song playing]

No time to eat.

I have to get this valentine done
so I can mail it by tomorrow.

At least eat the butter, Bobby.

It's loaded with Vitamin A.

What's this, Bobby? Have a girlfriend?

"Happy Valentine's Day, Joseph.
Love, Bobby"?

"Hey, hot stuff"?

Bobby, you can't give this to Joseph.

Why not? He is hot stuff.

You should see him skateboard.

Bobby, if you give a valentine
to a sixth-grade boy...

girls are gonna think you're sensitive.

And something like that can follow you
the rest of your life.

HANK: Now, here's a candy for Joseph.
It says, "Hey, you're okay."

And we'll just put this card
over here for now.

I can use that.

-Who's your valentine, Luanne?
-Me.

Since Buckley said
he's gonna forget Valentine's Day again...

I finally made myself realize
that to love yourself...

that's the greatest love of all.

-Isn't that right, Aunt Peggy?
-No.

No. That's not really true at all, in fact.

[Sighs]

Love between two people
is the greatest thing that there is.

At least, that's true of Uncle Hank and I.

PEGGY: Would you like to hear
how we first realized...

-we were meant to be together?
-I'm listening.

Our first Valentine's Day,
we weren't even in the same room...

but I have to say,
it may have been our most romantic.

[Instrumental rhythm guitar playing]

PEGGY: My school, West Arlen,
was playing Hank's school, Arlen High.

Hank and I had been dating
about six months...

and things were really heating up.

-Miss Platter, hello.
-Hello to you, Mr. Hill.

-Take it easy on our girls, okay?
- I certainly will not.

You know, Valentine's is coming up.

Yeah. One of the girls had mentioned that
on the bus ride.

Yeah, some of the other guys, you know...

their girlfriends are making them dinner.

Oh.

HANK: So...

[Both stuttering]

I was thinking,
maybe you could be making me dinner.

[Stuttering]

That's a great idea.
I could make you dinner.

-All right.
-All right. I'll see you later.

Hon, this is so cute.
Your first big meal. It must...

Peggy, you are not trying to make--

That's right. Beef Wellington.

Cherry pie?
Why not just build him a rocket ship?

Would you stop it?

He is my boyfriend,
it is my dinner, I will cook it.

MADDY: But, Peggy, if Hank discovers
you cannot even bake, it is all over.

You think I can't see that?

Do not say "can't.�

You will not use contractions in this house.

[Sighs]

Cook, darn you.

[Screams]

[Peggy sobs]

PEGGY: Why me?

Phone call for you, dear.

Your eyebrows look very nice.

PEGGY: Hello?

Hi, Peggy, I'm really sorry,
but I pulled some tendons in my back...

and I can't come over for dinner.

PEGGY: You can't?

Don't cry, Peggy.
I'm sorry I ruined your Valentine's Day.

You didn't.
I mean, I'm just so glad you're okay.

HANK: But I'm not okay.

I bet I'm missing a great dinner.

PEGGY: I made Beef Wellington.
HANK: Really?

-Is that steak?
-Yes, sir.

And I made a cherry pie
and a blueberry pie.

Wow, Peggy, I love both those pies!

Hold one of them up to the phone
so I can smell it.

I'm holding one up to the phone right now.

It's hot.

Oh, yeah. I'm just imagining eating it.

So tasty.

And the soup I made is good, too.
Cream of Beef Wellington.

-My favorite.
-You dropped a little on your chin.

I dabbed it with a napkin.

Oh no, you got a little on your earlobe.
I'll get it.

I'm just a big, clumsy guy.

Two weeks later, when his back healed,
we were engaged to be engaged.

Two weeks later, when his back healed,
we were engaged to be engaged.

You know,
if I hadn't hurt my back that day...

I would've known she couldn't cook.

And then I would have been forced
to not marry this little gal.

[Luanne sighs]

So I guess what they say is true...

there is somebody out there for everybody.

No, I don't think that follows at all, Luanne.

Nope, not for everybody.

PEGGY: Guess what else.

I'm gonna see that old school today.
I'm subbing for the record keeper.

The old high school?
Boy! I haven't been there since, what...

The season ended,
I guess, almost two months ago.

Yep, two months.

Got a package for you, Bobby.

"Happy Valentine's Day.
Love, your secret admirer.

"P.S. Expect me Valentine's night"?

Whoa.

Who could it be?
The only girl you ever talk to is Connie.

I know.

Hey!

It could be Kerri Strug!

At least, I hope it's Kerri Strug.

PEGGY: "Code 12: Tardiness.

"Code 16: Not following directions.

"Code 40: Following directions too closely."

-You don't see that much.
-This takes me back.

Rhonda Culpepper.
I went to school with her.

Did you know she was a Code 427

No. I just thought she'd gotten fat
for a semester.

I think we know this character.

Becky, we are not paid to snoop.

All right then.

"Hank Hill, permanent record file 5402."

Give me that freaking file.

"Fourth grade, kicked out of Chorus
for refusing to sing...

" Where Have All The Flowers Gone?"

"Ninth grade,
told debate team to 'Shut the hell up.'�

"Twelfth grade, absent for two weeks,
starting on Valentine's Day."

Yep. Hank hurt his back that week.

It's one of our favorite stories.

Peggy, you don't have to lie to me.
So he had mono.

-It was 20 years ago.
-Mono?

The "kissing disease"?

You two must have been very busy
that Valentine's Day.

Becky, I never had mono in my entire life.

Oh.

Hey, Hank.

Did you ever wonder what it'd be like
to drink beer standing over there?

Curiosity killed the cat, Dale.

Hello, my husband.

I was just thinking about
some of your high-school football days.

Well, good.
That's a good thing to be thinking about.

You know, like when you hurt your back
and you were out for a few weeks?

Yeah, I took a pretty big hit,
I tell you what!

PEGGY: You know,
a funny thing happened today.

I took a look in your permanent record
and it says...

you had mono those two weeks.

How did you get mono, Hank?

[Stuttering]

I happened to share a soda
with a guy on the team one day.

It was the '70s, you know.

That's funny.

On the way out of the building,
I stopped by the school nurse's office.

She did not mention
that you could get mono that way.

I wouldn't put too much stock
in what that woman said...

if you know what I mean.

[Makes drinking sound]

Well!

I wasn't aware of that.

For a moment there, I thought...
Never mind what I thought.

She's on the trail. She's gonna find out.

No, she's not.
Unless you let something slip.

DALE: I don't let things slip, Hank.
I place information.

Normally I'd share these chocolates
with you all.

It's just that these came
from my secret admirer...

so they're kinda special.

You know what's funny?

We were talking about Kerri Strug
two days ago, remember?

Now you get this valentine.
It's probably from Kerri.

Why do you think she's so great?
So she does gymnastics. So what?

Let's see her play violin.
Besides, she's in her 30s.

-They don't tell you that.
-You're missing the point, Connie.

She had a broken leg...

and she just kept going.

[National anthem playing gently]

I think Connie likes you.

See, once one girl likes you,
it's like having a ring on your finger.

When you were entering
the records for Hank's senior class...

did you notice anyone else
on the football team with mono?

You just can't get it
out of your head, can you?

I know it seems silly.
I don't, I just... I'm afraid I can't.

Neither could I. I already did the search.

There weren't any other football players
with mono.

Unless a girl named Amy Edlin
was on the team.

Who?

So the whore
"played well with others," did she?

This girl could have been drinking a soda...

and she set it down
next to a football player...

and Hank assumed
it belonged to said player and--

NANCY: That's it.

Just take that lie and wrap it
around yourself like a warm blanket.

I don't know it's a lie yet.

I looked up Amy Edlin in the phone book...

and by posing as
a college-bound telemarketer...

I found out where she works.

I'm going to visit her today,
and I am gonna get to the truth.

You are making a big mistake, sug'.

The truth is like sunlight:
people used to think it was good for you.

What do you want to get her?

Something romantic and frilly.
Like the wife of a magician would wear.

[Energetic instrumental music]

It's compulsory that you be my valentine.

[Romantic instrumental music]

Yeah.

JOSEPH: Man!

[Sultry instrumental music]

Hello.

[Boys scream]

-Care to try a Saus-trich?
-No.

Wife won't forgive me if I spoil my dinner.

Is she here? I don't see her.

Well, maybe just this once.

-Care to try a Saus-trich?
-No, thank you.

What I'm here for
does not fit on a toothpick...

and it certainly
is not made of ostrich meat.

-It is called the truth.
-All right. There is some turkey in it.

Yes, I assumed that.

Let me put this another way.

I want to talk about what, if anything...

happened between you
and a boy named Hank Hill...

in February about 20 years ago.
Does that ring a bell?

-Who are you?
-I am a lot of things.

I am a mother, I am a teacher,
and I am a wife with some questions...

that desperately need to be answered.

They call me Peggy Hill.

It was a few weeks before Valentine's...

and my boyfriend
had just broken up with me.

AMY: I guess I just had something
to prove. It could've been anybody.

Oh, no! Can somebody help me?

AMY: My bells are caught in my bike chain.

Don't struggle, you'll only make it worse.

I just feel so helpless...

ever since my boyfriend was killed...

in the jungles of Vietnam.

Oh, darn! I'm so sorry about your loss.

You're very brave to bicycle
in the state you're in.

Thank you. You've helped me so much.

What? No, I have a girlfriend.

-Is she here? I don't see her.
-Yeah, but no.

AMY: Come here.
HANK: Stop.

HANK: Don't.
AMY: So sweet.

So that's the story.

Here. This coupon
won't take away the pain...

but it will take 30 cents off
your next purchase of Saus-trich...

Saus-trich Lite,
and our new Deli-Style Saus-trami.

Well, thank you for telling me
the truth about my husband.

You have really eased my mind.

[Shrieking]

Peggy, it was over 20 years ago.

No, sir! It was just yesterday
that we told Luanne...

the story of how your bad back
saved our relationship, remember?

That means you have been lying
every single day since high school.

That is thousands and thousands of lies.

Okay, it's true. I did lie.

It feels great to get that off my chest.

Give me a hug. I've never felt closer to you.

Back off, mister. I do not feel close to you.

Peggy, you got to understand.
I was 17 years old.

I'd spent most of my teenage years
working on my offense.

- I had no defense.
-Why didn't you just tell me?

I would have forgiven you, Hank.

I mean, I made out with plenty of guys
behind your back.

-What?
-Of course, I did not.

But now you know how it feels.

So we're even?

No, we are not.

Hank, I can forgive the kissing.
I can even forgive the lying.

But there's one thing I cannot forgive.

Our marriage was built
on a wonderful little romantic story.

Hank, in my opinion,
it was the second-greatest story ever told.

But now we have no story.

All we have is a big side of beef
and three broken ribs.

You break it, you buy it.
That's Pink & White for you.

So here's the plan.

When my secret admirer
comes to the door, you say hello.

Offer her a drink.
Compliment her dress or leotard.

You are so lucky
that somebody loves you, Bobby.

Right now, I'd give anything
just to have someone say:

"Happy Valentine's Day, Luanne.�

Oh, Luanne!

Have you heard a word I said?

Morning, Peggy.
What did you do to your hair?

Nothing. That's exactly it. Nothing.

Bye, Mom. I'm off to school.

Bye, sweetie. I love you, baby.

- I guess I'll be leaving, too, hon.
-Whatever.

-Love you.
-Right.

[Sighs]

I didn't know Peggy's brother was in town.

There's so many little things
that women do...

that you just sort of take for granted.

Now Peggy's stopped doing all of them.

It's like she's just some mopey gal
with big feet who lives in my house.

You gotta do something
that sweeps her off those big feet, Hank.

-Toss a little woo at her, see what sticks.
- I don't know.

I used up all my good material
winning Peggy over the first time.

I tell you what. Put a little whipped cream
on that old plastic wrap.

Maybe you can steal something
from a movie.

Like Lethal Weapon.

Man, those two guys loved each other.

I'll tell you something
I saw in a movie one time.

This pig got loose in this couple's house...

and they chased it around
until they fell on top of each other...

and they were laughing and giggling...

and loving.

Peggy, come out here a minute, would you?

HANK: Oh, my gosh!
You're about to step in that rain puddle.

That gives me an idea.

Now you may pass unsoiled, mademoiselle.

Isn't that the jacket that I made for you?

You said that gangs stole that jacket
because it was the wrong color.

If your lies were dollars,
I would have a $100,000 by now...

and I would live off the interest.

I'd still have to keep my job,
but things would be a lot easier.

Guess who?

You have gasoline on your hands.

Yeah, I was cleaning tar off the driveway.

My eyes are burning.

Now that you're splashing,
let's have a splash fight.

Stop it. What is wrong with you?

Where are you going? It's fun.

[Peggy yelps)

PEGGY: What the hey?
HANK: It's a little pig.

In the house.

This is crazy. It's fun, like in that movie.

Let's chase it together.
I'll grab it and you snatch the bow.

It'll be romantic.

Come on, it's pig-chasing.

BOBBY: Mom, Dad, there's a pig
in the house.

Peggy, I'm trying to be romantic here.

I just wanted to make things right again.

For that, you would need a time machine.

And all you have is a pig.

You can't just make up
a romantic story for us.

The great ones just happen naturally.

And right now...

neither of us knows
if one will ever happen again.

But, Peggy...

[Pig squealing]

[Ladybird growling]

HANK: My back.

Congratulations, Hank.
You just ruined one of my favorite movies.

-When's your date going to get here?
-How should I know?

I don't even know for sure who she is,
or if her leg is fully healed.

KID: Where should we hide?
BOBBY: In the closet.

And don't play with the dry-cleaning bag,
you could suffocate.

Where's Connie? She'd want to see this.

I thought she'd be here.

LUANNE: Bobby,
your secret admirer is here.

LUANNE: Bobby,
your secret admirer is here.

Grandma?

Happy Valentine's Day, Boo-Boo!

BOBBY: No!

Your grandmother loves you.

[Boggle cubes rattling]

You cannot believe
what Hank has put me through.

I have never seen a more pathetic series
of unromantic, childish stunts.

Oh, sug'.

First, he thinks flowers
are going to make everything better.

-They just don't get it.
-Typical. Flowers.

Then, he actually drank
a whole bottle of champagne...

out of one of my pumps.

My charcoal pads filtered out
most of the alcohol...

but he still got tipsy enough
to sing a Chuck Mangione song.

[Humming song]

-That one?
-It is our song.

Then he lets a rented pig go in my house
and he tries to get me to chase it.

Just like in that famous movie, right?

And he ends up flat on his back in bed,
on Valentine's Day...

just like in high school.

[Sighing joyfully]

You could write that story down,
put Fabio on the cover...

and sell it at the airport.

That is one of the sweetest stories.

Nancy...

could I borrow your cell phone
for a moment?

[Phone rings]

HANK: Hello.
PEGGY: Hello, Mr. Hill. This is Miss Platter.

Good evening, Miss Platter.

To what do I owe the pleasure of this call?

PEGGY: I'm calling to let you know
that your dinner is ready.

What did you make for dinner?

PEGGY: I thought about it
and decided to make you Beef Wellington.

Beef Wellington?

How'd it turn out this time?

I'd have to say it's pretty perfect.

HANK: Of course, that's your specialty.
PEGGY: That's right.

PEGGY: And I baked you a cherry pie
with a golden-brown crust.

Boy! I tell you what, Peggy.
That's my favorite.

[Funky instrumental music]

[Funky instrumental music]

[Dish shatters]

PEGGY: Mother, be careful.

That woman in that movie
was 30 years younger than you.

[Pig squeals]

LUANNE: Stay outta here!
This is my room, you pig!

A pig in the house. It's crazy. It's fun.

Come on, Bobby.

PEGGY: Mother, do not lift the pig.
Keep the pig on the ground.

LUANNE: Am I supposed to kill this pig?

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