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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:06,603 [Theme song playing] 2 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:34,329 [Beeping] 3 00:00:34,401 --> 00:00:36,597 BOBBY: Yeah, that was good. 4 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:38,234 [Beeping] 5 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:40,831 [Exclaiming] 6 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:48,109 That's what I like about wrestling. There aren't any rules. 7 00:00:48,315 --> 00:00:52,274 You can do anything to a guy: jump on him, stick him with a pin... 8 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:54,911 The only limit is your imagination. 9 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:57,782 Don't they have any girl wrestlers in this game? 10 00:00:57,858 --> 00:01:00,725 No, but some of the older ones have some breasts. 11 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:02,922 PEGGY: Connie, that was your mom on the phone. 12 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:05,397 She wants to make sure you were doing your homework. 13 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:07,934 -Am I in trouble? - I don't think so. 14 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:11,631 I told her you were busy "wrestling� with some word problems. 15 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:14,869 -Oh, Peggy. -Thanks, Mrs. Hill. 16 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:17,403 I guess I'd better start my math homework. 17 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:19,639 That's gotta hurt! 18 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:22,472 [Soft instrumental music] 19 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,754 [Computer beeping] 20 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:36,353 [Phone ringing] 21 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:38,526 BOBBY: Thanks. 22 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:40,796 [Birds chirping] 23 00:01:41,368 --> 00:01:42,893 [Phone ringing] 24 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:44,727 This is Hill. 25 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:48,537 MAN: Dust off your gym skirt, Peggy. We need a sub for girls' sports. 26 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,873 PEGGY: Location? MAN: Tom Landry Middle School. 27 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,434 PEGGY: Duration? MAN: Indefinite. 28 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:56,710 Did the previous instructor leave a lesson plan, calendar, notes on a Post-it? 29 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,115 MAN: Well, that's sort of a funny story, actually. 30 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:01,551 See, there is no previous girls' coach. 31 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:04,090 We sort of forgot to hire one. 32 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:09,720 So, where are you stationed today, soldier? Fort Mathematics? 33 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:10,820 [Laughs] 34 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:12,888 No, today I'm teaching Gym. 35 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:15,001 [Exclaiming] Now, that's serious, Peggy. 36 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:18,504 Gym is where a boy learns teamwork and the importance of winning. 37 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:20,973 Actually, I'm teaching girls' Gym. 38 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:22,571 [Exclaims disinterestedly] 39 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,442 Good luck to you. Do I have a clean shirt? 40 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:28,881 DOUG: Why choose basketball? 41 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:31,748 Well, for one thing, it's the only sport... 42 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:34,185 where you get to bounce a ball. 43 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:37,524 You bounce a football... Well, that's a fumble, isn't it? 44 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:40,185 Baseball, no bouncing at all. 45 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:44,194 Bounce a ball in hockey, that's a mandatory drug test, right there. 46 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,994 So join the basketball team. 47 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:50,100 Thank you. 48 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,036 [Grunting on TV] 49 00:02:58,045 --> 00:02:59,137 Cool. 50 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:02,414 A little staged, but it's still pretty good. 51 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:05,816 Gentlemen, I'm not going to try to win you over... 52 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:08,378 with a lot of fancy talk about bouncing. 53 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:10,522 I just want you to know one thing: 54 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:14,683 Every kid who shows up to wrestle will earn a place on the team... 55 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:16,855 and the right to wear this. 56 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:19,656 [Exclaiming] Silver piping! 57 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:25,401 Good morning, class. I am Mrs. Peggy Hill, or Coach Hill. 58 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:28,867 Now, we are offering you girls a special program... 59 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:32,970 which combines the thrills of wrestling with the skills of basketball... 60 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,572 in something we call "general sports.� 61 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:42,986 All right. Listen up. 62 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:44,251 Go on. 63 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:47,653 I want to start by showing you a basic move. 64 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,628 And I need a volunteer. 65 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:52,457 You there. Just come at me. 66 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,091 [Grunting] 67 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,830 That's called a center-step, single-leg attack. 68 00:03:58,004 --> 00:04:00,769 Now, what are you going to do? Now what, big man? 69 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:03,740 You gonna dump me? You gonna pin me? 70 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:06,074 This'll teach you to pull a knife on me! 71 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:09,411 Hard to stop a guy when you're hopping around all day, Hoppy? 72 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:11,076 -What? -All right, good job. 73 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:14,543 [Rattling] 74 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,082 [Ball deflating] 75 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:24,559 I hear Eddie Tucker started patching his driveway. 76 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:25,689 BILL: Yep. 77 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:29,234 -Where'd he get his asphalt? -Johnson's. 78 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:30,565 [Spitting] 79 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:36,170 BOBBY: Dad, guess what? I joined a team. HANK: A sports team? 80 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:40,142 Wrestling. It's the best sport ever, Dad. 81 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:42,807 -There's no running. -Way to go, boy! 82 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:44,851 Wrestling's a damn fine sport. 83 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:47,313 Hell, it's an Olympic sport. 84 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:50,353 This is offered through the school, right? 85 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:54,223 -Not some guy in a van with a camcorder? -It's the real thing. 86 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:57,889 -I'm in a very advanced weight class. -You hear that, guys? 87 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:01,730 Bobby made a school team today, without me even being the coach. 88 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,496 Congratulations, Hank. 89 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:04,662 [Men whooping] 90 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:09,507 What are you here for? 91 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:13,342 Well, Dooley, a preteen girl is like a skinny little tree... 92 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:15,882 about to enter the hurricane of adolescence. 93 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:19,016 And if we don't protect and nurture this little tree... 94 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:21,554 before you know it, she'll be bitter and pregnant. 95 00:05:21,621 --> 00:05:25,785 For that reason, I'm asking the principal for a new basketball for the girls. 96 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:28,289 I peed in some kid's locker. 97 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,091 Girls' sports are a joke. 98 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:40,062 Yeah, if I just jim-jangle my schedule a bit... 99 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:42,905 I think I can make it to all of Bobby's practices. 100 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:45,875 What a great time in a boy's father's life! 101 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:46,936 Hank? 102 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:49,846 -What if Bobby was a girl? -Well, that's just it. 103 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:52,681 I don't think we have to worry about that anymore. 104 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:56,711 Do you know what the principal said when I asked for more basketballs for the girls? 105 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:58,622 He said the money was earmarked... 106 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,286 to put holograms on tickets to the football games. 107 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,830 Holograms prevent ticket fraud, Peggy. 108 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:06,958 -There's a lot of sick people out there. -It's just not fair. 109 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,434 It's like nothing has changed since I was a kid. 110 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,100 [Players chattering] 111 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:26,713 -Can you run as well as you can hit? -Yes, sir. I sure can. 112 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:30,222 COACH: Then run over to the store and get these boys some sody pop. 113 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:31,689 Thatta girl! 114 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:35,624 HANK: Yeah, boys love soda pop. 115 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:39,221 We got to remember to bring some to Bobby's practice. 116 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:40,931 [Grunting] 117 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:43,667 Looking good, son. 118 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:46,066 BOBBY: You too, Dad. 119 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,304 I wanted to give you this before practice. 120 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:54,804 You know, you might not be here if it weren't for this cup. 121 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:57,179 It's made from the finest American steel... 122 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,309 ever to come out of Pittsburgh, PA. 123 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:02,945 This used to be mine, and before that it was your grandfather's. 124 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,388 There's holes in it. 125 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:06,926 How am I supposed to drink out of this? 126 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,657 -Bobby, it's not for-- -Gotcha! 127 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:11,528 [Laughing] 128 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,668 [Girls exclaiming] 129 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,259 Rhythm, girls! 130 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:19,996 First you blow, then you throw! 131 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:21,336 [Blowing] 132 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,577 Hit 'em high, hit 'em low. 133 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,708 Landry, Landry, go, go, go! 134 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:32,962 COACH: Good spirit, Hill. 135 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:33,009 COACH: Good spirit, Hill. 136 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:34,883 Can I have some Gatorade now? 137 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,117 Sure, kid. You're sweating plenty. 138 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:43,186 -Hey, Connie. How's it going? -Not so good. 139 00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:44,793 [Blowing] 140 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,428 I just found out we're not getting uniforms. 141 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,626 You're better off. 142 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:51,763 We have home uniforms, away uniforms... 143 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,633 It's so confusing. 144 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,306 Did you learn the pile driver yet? 145 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:58,470 That's not really a wrestling move. 146 00:07:58,545 --> 00:08:00,843 Real wrestling is about holds. 147 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:04,611 You got your head locks, your leg locks, your belly locks. 148 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:06,651 If you got it, we'll lock it. 149 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,677 Here, I'll show you. 150 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:11,814 -Cool. -There's no way out. 151 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,453 -Try. -You mean like that? 152 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:18,262 No, you didn't use real wrestling. 153 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:22,067 If you use wrestling, it's impossible to get out. 154 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,304 But good try. 155 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,802 [Girls chattering] 156 00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:29,535 Hill, Doug here needs some extra room to scrimmage. 157 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:32,306 So, can you run a posture drill or something? 158 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,413 Get the girls against the wall? 159 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:36,006 No, I'm afraid I cannot. 160 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:39,950 I am teaching general sports here, and I need a general area. 161 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:41,210 Yeah... 162 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:44,651 General sports was something Doug here came up with. 163 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:48,493 It's like home economics, sort of a code word for "busy work." 164 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:51,053 The one thing general sports was not meant to do... 165 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:54,294 and Doug can back me up on this, is take up space. 166 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:55,965 Okay, then. 167 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,931 I'm expanding my needs. 168 00:08:58,004 --> 00:09:00,166 General sports is now total sports. 169 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:02,775 I need the whole gym and all the equipment... 170 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:05,140 and Doug can back me up on that. 171 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,548 [Blowing] 172 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,579 It's over, Mrs. Hill. 173 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:16,645 [Sighing] 174 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,885 Maybe sports wasn't such a good idea. 175 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:22,027 Maybe I should do yearbook instead, or chess club. 176 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,823 Connie, don't you say that. 177 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:26,896 Yearbook is a shameful, squalid waste of time. 178 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:30,328 You just tell me what sport you want to play... 179 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,938 and I will make sure you play it. 180 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:36,032 What if it's not a girls' sport? 181 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:40,046 Pooh. There's no such thing as boys' or girls' sports. There's just sports. 182 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,740 Then I want to wrestle. 183 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:44,241 Well then, we will show those coaches... 184 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:47,218 there's nothing a boy can do that a girl can't. 185 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:49,183 BOBBY: Go ahead. Punch it! 186 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:50,548 [Groans] 187 00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:56,952 [Boys laughing] 188 00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:03,102 Look at that! Pig in a blanket. And my Bobby is the chef, not the weenie. 189 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,699 [Whistle blowing] 190 00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:06,871 All right, ladies, hit the showers. 191 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,999 And no Oklahoma car washes, neither. 192 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:10,201 Get your hair wet. 193 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:19,182 What are you doing? Shouldn't you be teaching the girls about their monthlies? 194 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,879 No, not today, coach. 195 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,250 Today, I'm teaching a lesson in fairness. 196 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:26,293 I have someone here who would like to join the wrestling team. 197 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:29,124 And her name is Kahn So up ha no us in phone, Jr. 198 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:32,790 -Does she speak the English language? -Of course she speaks English. 199 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:36,496 Well then, tell her wrestling's a boys' sport, and that's final. 200 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:38,003 [Chuckling] No, it's not. 201 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:41,507 Title 9 of the Civil Rights Act prohibits sex discrimination... 202 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:44,669 in public schools, and guarantees equal athletic opportunities... 203 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,337 for all boys and girls. 204 00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:49,871 Roe v. Wade doesn't apply to my wrestling team. 205 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:52,179 Oh, I think you'll find it does apply. 206 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,616 Come on, Connie. 207 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:55,780 CONNIE: Mrs. Hill, isn't Roe v. Wade-- 208 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:58,085 I know, dear, but you have to pick your battles. 209 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,525 It was nice of you to come by, Peggy Hill. 210 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,857 You can stay until you finish your Zinfandel. 211 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:05,955 But wrestling is a boys' sport. Connie might get hurt. 212 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,863 Boys are given the opportunity to get hurt all the time. 213 00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:10,664 Connie deserves the same chance. 214 00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:13,604 If Connie gonna get a workout, should be up here. 215 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,233 Build mental toughness to get into good college. 216 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:18,471 Hire former wrestlers to pave her driveway. 217 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:22,209 Dad, maybe being on the wrestling team can help me get into Harvard. 218 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:25,252 Remember how disappointed you were with my application essay? 219 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,810 You said my first draft lacked life experience. 220 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:30,515 She right. Connie play violin, sculpt with metal... 221 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:33,525 and speak three languages. But what set her apart? 222 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:37,060 I thought being smart person in Texas set her apart. 223 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,723 Maybe that not enough. 224 00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:42,063 PEGGY: I'm sure that wrestling will have a wonderful effect on Connie. 225 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,933 Ever since my Bobby joined the team... 226 00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:47,496 I've seen marked improvements in his social skills and in his balance. 227 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:50,475 Wait a minute. Bobby Hill is your son? 228 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:54,309 Very good. You follow trail of clues that start with same last name. 229 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,439 Where you find this guy? Scotland Yard? 230 00:11:56,516 --> 00:12:00,953 Mr. Solinfonissinphone, I'm sure there's a simple solution to all this. 231 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:04,320 Perhaps you could persuade your lovely little gal to take gymnastics. 232 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,951 Asian girls usually excel at gymnastics. With their tiny little feet... 233 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:10,359 the balance beam seems as wide as a sidewalk. 234 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:13,692 Kahn Jr., you want to take gymnastics? 235 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:17,968 -Gymnastics blows. -You heard her. If my girl doesn't wrestle... 236 00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:20,734 I'll show you who put the "sue� in So up ha no us in phone. 237 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:24,035 Cherry is strictly an after-wrestling Gatorade. 238 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:26,442 But lemon-lime is good any time. 239 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:30,311 All right, Tinkerbells, listen up. We got a situation here. 240 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:33,450 The girls' gym sub has got a bee in her bonnet... 241 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,487 about co-eding our team. 242 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:38,123 Long story short: we got a gal on deck. 243 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:39,985 [Exclaiming disappointedly] 244 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:42,323 I know. But there's nothing we can do. 245 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:46,332 It all goes back to Title 9, Dick Nixon's biggest mistake. 246 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:50,536 I know I told you there's a place on this team for all comers, but now... 247 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,935 I'm not so sure everybody's going to make the team. 248 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,633 [Dramatic instrumental music] 249 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,433 [Sighs] 250 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,843 Hey, Bobby! Did you hear? 251 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,282 Your mom is gonna get me on the wrestling team. 252 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:11,017 Now we can hang out all afternoon and my mom won't care 'cause it's practice. 253 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,114 [Shushing] 254 00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:15,183 I can't remember my combination when you're talking. 255 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:16,353 Okay. 256 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,433 This could take a while. 257 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,026 Okay. 258 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:28,538 BOBBY: Mom made the coach take Connie on the wrestling team... 259 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,042 and now he's out to get me. 260 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:32,669 Oh, no! We were so close. 261 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,338 It's all well and good to talk about equal rights... 262 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:38,749 until some man loses his job. How's that equal? 263 00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:43,345 Yeah. It's worse when they take away our favors, 'cause we're used to getting them. 264 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,217 BILL: Now, hold on, Hank. 265 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:49,057 I'm all for ladies wrestling, except when they do it in pudding. 266 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:52,593 That's just demeaning to the human beings who make pudding. 267 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:56,691 Ever since they had that big women's conference in Beijing... 268 00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:59,500 co-ed sports has been the number-two priority... 269 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:02,041 on the international feminite agenda. 270 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,573 You want to know what the number-one priority is? 271 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:09,206 -Please, not right now, Dale. -Co-ed bathrooms. 272 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,272 [Dale snorts] 273 00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:15,079 It will be a cold day in hell before we institute that in the Gribble home. 274 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,235 Bobby was on the verge of getting a nickname. 275 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:20,282 Bobby was on the verge of getting a nickname. 276 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:24,887 I thought you were keeping busy teaching girls how to blow up basketballs. 277 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:28,124 When did this turn into a desire to ruin wrestling? 278 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,660 Gimme a break. I don't see why having a girl on the team would ruin it. 279 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:34,207 Did a woman judge ruin the Supreme Court? 280 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:37,368 Yes. And that woman's name was Earl Warren. 281 00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:38,433 [Door opens] 282 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:41,173 Take a seat, debutantes. I got an announcement. 283 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:44,615 Because of unprecedented interest in wrestling this year... 284 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,913 I decided to hold tryouts on Friday. 285 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:49,216 Instead of a guaranteed spot on the team... 286 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,881 this year, it'll be based on ability. 287 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,448 [Boys sighing disappointedly] 288 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,290 I know it isn't fair. 289 00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:58,592 But, apparently, that's what some people like to call "progress.� 290 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:01,258 First match, Kaiser versus Gutierrez... 291 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,228 Fino versus McJimsy... 292 00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:06,339 So up ha no us in phone versus Hill. 293 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:07,629 [Gasping] 294 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:08,764 [Gasping] 295 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:09,865 [Gasping] 296 00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:10,966 [Laughing] 297 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,067 [Gasping] 298 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:19,409 MINH: You got her into this, Peggy Hill. You can't abandon Connie now. 299 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,544 She need help. She need training. 300 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:26,057 I want to, Minh. I feel responsible. Connie is picking up the softball bat... 301 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:30,289 that was ripped out of my hands as a girl by that little man from the Little League. 302 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:33,924 But Bobby's my only son. I don't know if I could choose. 303 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,059 -Choose Connie. -But Bobby's my only-- 304 00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:38,001 That not my problem. Choose Connie. 305 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,834 [Sighing] What do I do? 306 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,873 Choose Connie. 307 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,676 Okay. We try "outside ankle breakdown." 308 00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:50,915 Luanne, try to stop me. 309 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,445 Connie, you got the four-color pen? You take good note this time. 310 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,578 [Sighs] 311 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:56,986 [Grunting] 312 00:15:58,491 --> 00:15:59,856 [Bill chuckles] 313 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,721 [Bill munching] 314 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,729 HANK: Bill, for crying out loud! BILL: I was listening. 315 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:08,364 Wrestling a girl. That's a tough one, Bobby. 316 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:11,529 If you win, you get the shame of having beat up a girl. 317 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:15,165 If you lose, you just better hope she snaps your neck. 318 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,709 That's the quickest way. 319 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,905 Yeah, man. Danged if you do, danged if you don't. 320 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:24,678 Dad, what am I gonna do? I'm danged here. I'm royally danged. 321 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:32,014 Now, the key to wrestling is the ability to explode. 322 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,451 The way I figure it... 323 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:37,019 if you can explode your way out of underneath the piece of wet carpet... 324 00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:39,929 you can beat any 12-year-old in the county. 325 00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,522 All right, here we go. 326 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:45,162 One, two, three, explode! 327 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:49,164 Explode, boy! Come on, Bobby, light the fuse. 328 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,971 You're a keg of dynamite! 329 00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:53,774 That's it, boy. You got him where you want him. 330 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,245 [Bobby grunting] 331 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,815 Time to really explode! 332 00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,409 [Bobby struggling] 333 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,512 Keg of dynamite! 334 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,253 BOY: Hey, Hill! 335 00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:10,523 A bunch of us decided that if you don't beat that girl tomorrow... 336 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:14,530 we don't know what we'll do. So you'd better beat her. 337 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:19,097 Guys, there's no way I can lose. I'm in the best shape of my life. 338 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:23,008 Hey, there she is. Watch this. 339 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,847 How are you doing, Connie? 340 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:28,904 [Boys laughing] 341 00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:39,651 Can we please forget I ever said anything about this stupid wrestling thing? 342 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,022 What? No! 343 00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,687 I go out on a giant limb for you, Kahn Jr. 344 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,231 If you lose, you no longer my son. 345 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:48,662 [Sobbing] 346 00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:52,532 [Crickets chirping] 347 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:55,698 [Whirring] 348 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,978 "Why don't you edit the yearbook, Peggy? 349 00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:00,035 [Grunts] 350 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,676 "You're so good with paste and scissors, Peggy.� 351 00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:05,813 Oh, yeah! 352 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:10,579 "Your arms are so strong, why don't you stir punch at the prom?� 353 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:17,189 Luanne! Quarters! 354 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,792 [Peggy groaning] 355 00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:30,634 -I'm sorry, little Jeffrey. -That's Bobby. 356 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,139 Oh, yeah. 357 00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,574 I wanted to call him Jeffrey... 358 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:38,183 -but some man wouldn't let me. -You mean Uncle Hank? 359 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:39,708 [Burps] 360 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:41,810 [Moans] 361 00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,030 [Intense instrumental music] 362 00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:01,237 [Audience applauding] 363 00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:09,045 Remember, take old playmate down hard and fast. 364 00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:13,307 Mom capture everything on video camera, include in Harvard application. 365 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,445 Dad, I'm not even in high school yet. 366 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,922 You never get there with that attitude. 367 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:21,355 COACH: You're next, Hill. I just wish your mom was here to see you. 368 00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:22,417 [Laughs] 369 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:25,089 She wanted to be here, but she had to sleep in. 370 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:31,060 Son, I know everyone's been filling your head with crazy stuff. 371 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:33,672 But I just want you to know this: 372 00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:36,434 Connie killed your frog. 373 00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:40,670 [Blowing whistle] 374 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,107 [Grunting] 375 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,777 Atta boy, Bobby! 376 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,247 Way to go, Kahn Jr.! 377 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,155 [Connie exclaiming] 378 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,087 [Audience gasping] 379 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,521 [Bobby bellowing proudly] 380 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,361 [Boys exclaiming gleefully] 381 00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,526 [Tense instrumental music] 382 00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:06,327 [Growls] 383 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:08,697 [Roaring] 384 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:11,939 [Connie screeches] 385 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,376 [Grunting] 386 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,549 [Audience applauding] 387 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,287 What the hell is going on here? 388 00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:25,323 That's not Olympic-style wrestling! 389 00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:28,888 Nope, that's real wrestling. 390 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,825 [Audience cheering] 391 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,858 [Connie screams] 392 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,027 [Audience gasps] 393 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,229 [Grunts] 394 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,374 I want to go to a party school. Yeah! Chico State. 395 00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:43,631 [Bobby roars] 396 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:46,667 [Makes chop-socky sounds] 397 00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:49,138 [Bobby grunting] 398 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,313 She zombified him. 399 00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:55,183 Snap out of it, Bobby. 400 00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,454 [Exclaiming] That's gotta hurt. 401 00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:04,719 Think they've had enough? 402 00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:06,660 Not yet. 403 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,424 [Bobby yells] 404 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:10,731 My eyes! 405 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:12,394 [Kahn laughs] 406 00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:14,667 Connie, no mercy! Finish him! 407 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,067 [Connie grunts] 408 00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:21,475 [Audience cheering] 409 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:25,884 Why are you smiling? 410 00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:28,852 Did Bobby crush that poor girl and her dreams? 411 00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:31,466 -Nope. -So, that little witch whipped my boy? 412 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:31,513 -Nope. -So, that little witch whipped my boy? 413 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,388 No, they figured a way out. 414 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:36,655 Listen to the cheers, Peggy. I think they both won. 415 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:41,162 Oh, yeah! 416 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,492 [Exclaiming in pain] 417 00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:44,764 Look at him explode! That's my boy! 418 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:47,573 That's our boy! That's our Jeffrey! 419 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,947 [Theme song playing] 420 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:29,411 MAN: [Exclaiming] That's gotta hurt! 421 00:22:29,461 --> 00:22:34,011 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32196

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