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[Motor starts feebly]
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[Sighs]
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[Motor accelerates]
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[Bill stammers]
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Wait a minute. There!
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One of the leaves just moved.
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You're shoving it with the nozzle, Bill.
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Well, that's what you get
for buying a Japanese leaf-blower.
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It's built for blowing
those little bonsai bushes...
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and cherry blossoms.
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For crying out loud, it's 5:30.
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Will you punks turn off that racket-maker?
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It's called a leaf-blower, Pops.
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Runs on a newfangled device
called the gasoline engine.
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[All laughing]
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What the hell's wrong
with using a rake, you lazy punks?
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A rake, you say?
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I never heard of a rake. Have you, Bill?
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Nope, must have been before our time.
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I tell you what, man. I seen a dang old
rake over at that there Smithsonian...
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next to Lincoln's hat and Archie's chair,
dang old caveman section.
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Don't you cuss at me, Jimmy Dean.
I'll set my dog on you.
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[Dog yelps]
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HANK: See ya, Pops.
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Keep watching Touched By An Angel.
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[Theme song playing]
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[Hank laughs]
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HANK: Here comes the shut-in.
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Lucky kid.
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The doctor says getting chicken pox
at the age of 12...
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could cause sterility in weaker children.
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DALE: My Joseph better not be sterile.
I need my seed to live on.
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Certain plans of mine
require additional Gribbles.
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HANK: Bobby, I'm proud of you.
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Getting over the chicken pox
is a milestone.
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So to celebrate,
you can do anything you want.
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[Weakly] How about we go
to the Family Fun Center?
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[Weakly] Yay! The Family Fun Center.
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They have go-carts and skeeball...
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[Wheezing] and mini-golf.
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I like their blood-pressure machine.
Can we, Dad?
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[Microphone feedback screeching
in distance]
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Oh, boy! There goes that rock band again.
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[Hank groans]
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That's not rock.
It's okay if you only know three chords...
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but, God, put them in the right order.
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That noise has been
giving Nancy headaches all week.
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Then yesterday,
her back broke out in scratch marks.
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Well, I'll go over and straighten them out.
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[Hank grumbling]
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Yuck!
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I wonder if that music
is what killed this grass.
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[Drum roll]
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[Feedback]
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HANK: Fellas, could I
have your attention, please?
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Wow! Cane Skretteburg!
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You're that 12th-grader
who put "Don't" on all the stop signs.
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CANE: Peace.
BOBBY: Wow!
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Fellas, my name is Hank Hill,
and I'm the block captain.
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Now, it's not that I don't like music,
it's just that--
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[Synthesizer repeating Hank's words]
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Now cut that out. This is serious.
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My Lord!
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You've got five plugs in one outlet, here.
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Does your father know you're doing this?
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My dad's dead.
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[Hank mutters]
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I'm sorry, I didn't know. My condolences.
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Does your mother know you're doing this?
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My mom's in prison for killing my dad.
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[Boys laugh]
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Okay, I get it. You're joking.
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Well, I've got a sense of humor.
I laugh at Tony Danza.
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Of course, if you aren't joking,
I feel bad and I apologize.
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[Synthesizer repeating Hank's words]
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All right, that's it.
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HANK: I'm gonna count to three--
CANE: One, two, three!
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[Hard rock music starts]
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[Shouting] I'm not horsing around here!
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Lucky for you,
I don't have time for this right now!
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Come on, Bobby.
Let's go to the Fun Center!
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CANE: Fun Center! Fun Center!
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BOBBY: Fun Center! Fun Center!
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[Game beeping]
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[Both grunting]
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Please, Dad. Can we please play paintball?
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Now hold on a minute.
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Let's see. They give you kids guns
and let you shoot at each other?
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Yeah, okay.
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[Birds chirping]
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[Sighs]
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Kids will be out there an hour or two.
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HANK: We can get in some nice, relaxed--
DALE: Ball guy.
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[Men grunting]
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[Groaning]
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Dad!
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These older guys cornered us in a hole...
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and they kept firing and firing.
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[Coughs]
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They made us eat leaves.
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What? Who did this to you?
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Cane Skretteburg!
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Yeah, I'm a singer.
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Got my own band.
Playing next week at the Park 'n' Ride.
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Wow!
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This is a really good Xerox of you.
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HANK: Hey, you.
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What is wrong with you,
picking on little kids like that?
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How would you like it if someone bigger
and stronger shot you up, you little freak?
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Cane Skretteburg has never been shot.
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BOYS: Damn right.
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And the first guy to do it
is not gonna be some fat old desk jockey.
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Desk jockey?
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I am a finely tuned ex-high-school athlete.
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I spent four years holding guys like you
upside down over toilets.
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I don't care how many guys
you held in the men's room.
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You still can't beat us.
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What do you say? You want to teach
some punks a little respect?
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BILL: Yeah.
DALE: Very little.
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REFEREE: Okay.
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Your goal is to capture the blue flag
from over there, and bring it back here.
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When you get hit, you're dead.
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[Whistling]
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HANK: All right, men. Let's paint some ass.
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[Instrumental military music]
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I think we're closing in on them.
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Only talk if you have something
important to say.
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BILL: Okay.
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I got some important news in the mail
this morning.
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Did you know that,
thanks to Colonial Valley...
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I can purchase term life insurance
for only pennies a month?
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Boy, I'm glad I opened that immediately.
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DALE: You gonna do it, Bill?
BILL: I can't afford not to.
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[Hank shushing]
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HANK: This is it, guys.
Everybody hunker down.
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[All grunting]
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[Bill moaning]
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[Bill's pants ripping]
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[Sighs] Okay, men.
This is no time to go easy on these punks.
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That's the mistake their parents made.
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CANE: They're over here.
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I heard the bald guy split his pants.
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Drop your weapons
or suffer the consequences!
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[All exclaiming]
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HANK: What? We lost the game already?
CANE: March, prisoners.
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Now, wait a minute.
No one told us anything about prisoners.
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Where's that damn ref?
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CANE: Halt. Attention, golfers.
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We have captured your comrades!
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[Golfer greets Hank]
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Keep your eyes on the ball.
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Nothing going on here.
Just teaching some punks a lesson.
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That's my dad.
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CANE: On your knees, prisoners!
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It's the rules. You're not cheaters, are you?
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[Instrumental patriotic music]
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[Groaning]
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These kinds of games
go back and forth, like basketball.
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They're in the lead now,
but we're coming back.
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[Exclaiming]
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[Raving]
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Wait a minute.
You can't just execute my men.
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Later, Pops.
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"Pops"?
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[Boys laughing]
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[Hank gasping]
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[Gasps]
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[Protesting]
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God, how humiliating.
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[Golf balls hitting metal]
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[Golf balls hitting metal]
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[Crickets chirping]
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[Hank sighs]
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Later, Pops.
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[Gasping]
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[Boys laughing]
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[Moaning]
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[Birds chirping]
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[Lighter clicking]
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HANK: Afternoon, everybody.
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[Bill stammers]
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Who wants a cold one?
You want a cold one?
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Got some cold ones here. They're cold.
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That sure is cold, all right.
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Maybe I should"ve brought mittens.
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[Chuckles]
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[Others chuckling tentatively]
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BOOMHAUER: Yeah.
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[Boomhauer mumbling]
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My dang old mittens, man.
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[Sobbing]
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How long are we going
to keep up this false charade?
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�Cha-rahd"? Man.
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I tell you what.
That word's pronounced "charade.�
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I need a cold one.
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You want a cold one?
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[Repeatedly] Here's a cold one for you.
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I hope you're all happy.
There's no cold ones left for me.
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Open up your eyes, man.
You're holding a beer.
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You call this beer? "Guatemalica"?
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HANK: Who bought this stuff?
BILL: Not me.
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Of course not. Bill, buy beer?
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No need to do that
when you got friends to mooch off of.
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[Protesting] Some friends you are.
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When my wife left me
'cause I was lazy and dependent...
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did even one of you find me a new one? No.
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Stop it.
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I can't stand fighting.
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Yeah, we know that.
You showed that on the paintball field.
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I am not a coward.
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[Dale sobbing]
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[Bill groaning]
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[Sobbing]
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Dang old bully, man, y'all.
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[Music playing on TV]
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[Exclaims] What are you doing?
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I'm helping Bobby look like Cane.
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BOBBY: He's so cool. He said I could be
the Stubborn Stains' groupie.
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The word is "roadie,� Bobby.
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He meant "roadie.�
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At least, I hope to God.
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[Peggy humming]
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[Rock music playing in distance]
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Hank.
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For goodness sake,
just put on your glasses.
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Only old people need glasses to read.
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I use mine to drive and run and jump.
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Hank, I am giving you a look.
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[Hesitating]
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Okay.
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[Peggy humming]
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[Rock music grows louder]
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[Hank groans]
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[Feedback screeching]
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[Hank yelling]
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[Hard rock instrumental music]
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[Yells]
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[Boys laughing]
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[Guffawing]
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[Groans]
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[Laughing]
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[Men shouting]
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[Guffaws]
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[Exclaiming]
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[Guffaws]
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[Screaming]
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[Hank screaming]
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[Gasps]
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[Ominous instrumental music]
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[Yelling]
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[Moaning]
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[Shouting]
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HANK: What is it?
PEGGY: Those kids.
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HANK: I can't take it anymore.
PEGGY: So tell them to knock it off.
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[Stuttering] Who, me?
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I've already got my slippers off.
257
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,267
[Sighs] Maybe you should tell them.
258
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:54,263
Have you forgotten who you are?
You are Hank freaking Hill...
259
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:58,838
the man who won the Texas Propane
Association Blue Flame of Valor Award.
260
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:02,539
The man who drove raccoon after raccoon
out of our attic...
261
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,209
armed only with a broom handle
and a pillowcase.
262
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:09,518
The man whose sperm struggled through
that tiny urethra God cursed you with...
263
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,353
to create our wonderful son.
264
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,959
Now, you go back out there,
and get yourself a rematch.
265
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,252
[Sighs]
266
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,764
You really think
we could beat them this time?
267
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:21,562
Well, I know a few raccoons who'd say:
268
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:24,796
"Hank Hill can do anything
he puts his mind to.�
269
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,195
[Hank hems]
270
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:27,262
Anything?
271
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,335
[Bed creaking in distance]
272
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,436
[Gasps]
273
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,777
[Yelling] Dad, the raccoons are back.
274
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:41,077
Rematch? I thought we agreed
never to discuss...
275
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:44,556
the horrors that we saw
on the killing fields of the Fun Center.
276
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:48,686
This is not over.
We're not losers, and we're not quitters.
277
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:51,492
Those paintballs really hurt, don't they?
278
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:55,533
I mean, I'm just saying
what everybody thinks, right?
279
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:58,366
The way I see it,
we're at a critical moment here.
280
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:02,170
Is this when we start turning into
the weird old guys of the block...
281
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,209
who can't open up their doors...
282
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:07,474
without finding a flaming fudge bag
on the mat?
283
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:09,215
Or do we fight back?
284
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,514
BILL: Yeah. I think we should fight.
285
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,814
BILL: We fight back a lot hard, too.
286
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,354
[All muttering]
287
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,583
[Hard rock music playing in garage]
288
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:21,787
[Music volume interrupts]
289
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,659
[Cane's band playing acoustically]
290
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:26,321
[Music stops]
291
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,930
Rematch. Tomorrow. Noon.
292
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:32,632
If you got any guts, you'll be there.
293
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,003
[Scoffs] Sorry, Pops. My car broke down.
294
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:37,866
[Hank grunts]
295
00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,636
[Engine starts]
296
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,540
HANK: Rematch. Tomorrow. Noon.
297
00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:45,947
If you've got any guts, you'll be there.
298
00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:48,214
BILL: Yeah.
DALE: All right, men. Let's go.
299
00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:50,483
I'm gonna get those guys.
300
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,689
[Hard rock music playing in garage]
301
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:59,722
Well, at least this time
one of us got a shot off.
302
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,832
Sorry, Bill.
303
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:15,243
[Boomhauer grunts]
304
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:16,505
Yup per.
305
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:18,540
Yup.
306
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:20,675
[Sighs]
307
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:21,977
Yup.
308
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:23,920
Yes, sirree.
309
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,184
Then it's agreed. We're old.
310
00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:31,986
Get used to it.
You're in for the downhill ride of your life.
311
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:33,522
[Bill stammers]
312
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,226
With Colonial Valley...
313
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:39,169
you can get $40,000
of stroke coverage just for signing up.
314
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,933
That's not chump change.
315
00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:44,602
And you can never be denied coverage
based on what you eat.
316
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,139
Well, I guess I'd better check this out.
317
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,706
It's never too early to think about dying.
318
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,273
[Cane shouting]
319
00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,217
CANE: Somebody needs a touch up.
320
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,277
[Exclaims]
321
00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:57,049
[Rock music playing in car]
322
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,113
[Cane yells]
323
00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,917
HANK: Those damn kids.
324
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,771
We said we were old.
What do they want from us?
325
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:02,954
We said we were old.
What do they want from us?
326
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,291
It's just kids having their fun, Hank.
327
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:09,630
Don't try to figure them out,
they can't be figured.
328
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:14,071
Just shake your fist at them like this.
They won't come back.
329
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,700
[Whooping] Looks like
they want a second coat!
330
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,340
[Tires screeching]
331
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,474
CANE: All right, ladies!
332
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:25,540
[Bill groans]
333
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:29,083
I thought you said
they wouldn't come back.
334
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,317
If I could understand teenagers...
335
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:34,223
I wouldn't get my mailbox
knocked over every week.
336
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,085
[Hank grunts]
337
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,722
HANK: Maybe that's it.
POPS: What's it?
338
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:43,197
If we don't want to end up
feeble and helpless like Pops...
339
00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,737
we've got to do what he never did:
340
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:48,274
understand the mind of a teenager.
341
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:53,403
Observe its habits, learn its ways.
That's how we beat those punks.
342
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,879
[All agreeing]
343
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,181
Who's Pops?
344
00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,145
[Recruit sobbing]
345
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:01,414
[Clipper buzzing]
346
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,617
[Recruits laughing]
347
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,892
"Teenagers can be so cruel.�
348
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:13,892
[Military instrumental music]
349
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,695
Okay, Pimples, hop on up.
350
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,971
LUANNE: Buckley,
I'm going to Cane's concert...
351
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,370
as his special guest, not his girlfriend.
352
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,835
I don't know. I don't trust this guy.
353
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:27,210
Well, if you're so worried, come with me.
354
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,908
Cane told me
to bring a friend for the drummer.
355
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,108
You mean it?
356
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,715
[Chuckles]
357
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:37,786
Stock boy, we need some sugar in Aisle 3.
358
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,086
[Chuckles]
359
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:40,325
[Yelling]
360
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:41,650
Oh, snap.
361
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:42,717
[Luanne gasps]
362
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,525
"Teenagers are clumsy around girls.�
363
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,227
[Dale humming]
364
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,700
[Military instrumental music]
365
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:59,209
Jerkwad. You sprayed poison
oh my veggie wrap.
366
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:04,873
"Teenagers show no respect
for a man in uniform.�
367
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:07,719
CANE: Hey, Pops!
368
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,585
How did you know to find us here?
369
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,646
Well, it's a school day, isn't it?
370
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,818
So, you ready for a fresh coat?
371
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,052
[Laughing]
372
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,186
You boys seem pretty sure of yourselves.
373
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,460
Maybe you'd like to put a little wager
on today's match.
374
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,824
Well, what do you have in mind?
375
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:25,968
Let's make the stakes high for both of us.
376
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:29,938
You put up your amplifier,
and I'll put up Bill's leaf blower.
377
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:32,501
All right, you got a deal.
378
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:35,408
[Dramatic instrumental music]
379
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,895
Guys, where are you?
380
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,128
[Exclaims]
381
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:58,694
[Groans] I twisted my ankle.
382
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,672
Time out, everyone!
383
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:07,104
Guys? Seriously, I give up. Don't shoot.
384
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:08,603
Uncle.
385
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:09,671
[Groans]
386
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:10,739
[Snickering]
387
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:11,840
[Bill yelps]
388
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,351
[Empty guns clicking]
389
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,253
[Guns cocking]
390
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,646
[Boys groan]
391
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:21,423
You were right, Bill. Teenagers are cruel.
392
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,593
They'll pick on the slowest, heaviest...
393
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,664
Well, the important thing is
you were right, Bill.
394
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,566
I still don't see why I had to be the decoy.
395
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:33,196
You were gonna get shot anyway.
396
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:34,996
Still...
397
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,509
LUANNE ON MACHINE: Hi. It's Luanne.
How're you doing?
398
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:39,635
What, me?
399
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:40,702
[Zeus groans]
400
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,178
LUANNE ON MACHINE: Leave a message
after the beep.
401
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:44,406
DALE: Beep.
402
00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:45,473
[Exclaims]
403
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:47,750
[Dale laughing]
404
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,886
DALE: Beep, beep, beep!
405
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:51,246
[Shots firing]
406
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:54,154
Dang, man. You've got to
watch that friendly fire, man.
407
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:57,287
You don't need to doggone frag me,
like I'm a dang old--
408
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,822
I can't help it. They trained me too well.
409
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:04,359
I am the most efficient killing machine
the world has ever...
410
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:05,828
[Exclaims]
411
00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:07,773
Three down...
412
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:11,899
and one to go.
413
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:14,146
[Military instrumental music]
414
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:41,002
Did you see some potbellied old guy
with loser glasses come huffing past here?
415
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:45,339
HANK: Sure. He's traveling up
the creek bed to cover his tracks.
416
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,481
And, young fella, you lose.
417
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:52,307
[Groans]
418
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,152
[Shots firing]
419
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,114
[Crows cawing]
420
00:20:57,823 --> 00:20:59,416
His scoop's bigger.
421
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:03,923
I think you're gonna enjoy
the world of acoustics.
422
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:08,723
[Whimpers]
423
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,538
[Golf balls hitting metal]
424
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,306
[Cane's band playing acoustically]
425
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,440
This sucks!
426
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,110
[Knocking at door]
427
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,583
Who could that be?
428
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:31,185
Good Lord! That could start a fire.
429
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,290
[Laughing]
430
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:38,126
Now what's happening?
431
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:40,096
He's stomping it good.
432
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,325
There's doodies in there, right?
433
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:44,165
There sure is, Pops.
434
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,566
There sure is.
435
00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:46,815
[Military instrumental music]
436
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,568
[Military instrumental music]
437
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,043
[Theme song playing]
438
00:22:23,475 --> 00:22:25,671
BOBBY: Dad, the raccoons are back!
439
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:30,271
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