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[Theme song playing]
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STATUE: Howdy, partner.
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[Carousel music plays]
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[Clapping]
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[Shots firing]
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HANK: Kick up your leg, Bobby,
arch your back...
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whip your forearm, and snap your wrist.
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[Bobby grunts]
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BOBBY: Look out!
ATTENDANT: Hey, man.
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[Hank hems]
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Bobby, you better let me
throw that last one.
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This man here is trying to run a business.
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HANK: Now, ping-pong balls are tricky.
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Don't grip it hard. It requires finesse.
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Bobby, what's in your mouth?
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Look, Dad, I'm the Commish.
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[Sighs]
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HANK: It's okay to line up the sights,
Bobby. It's not cheating.
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[Heart beating]
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[Shot firing]
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I got it!
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Lucky shot, Bobby! That's great.
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Now this time you might want to--
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[Firing]
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Bobby, way to kill ducks!
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[Fires]
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HANK: Then another duck came up,
and he killed that one.
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BOBBY: Then I killed another one, too!
HANK: Yep, that's right.
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He must have killed a thousand ducks.
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A thousand ducks?
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Well, that is wonderful.
Did you kill any bunnies?
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Well, that is wonderful.
Did you kill any bunnies?
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HANK: The boy shows a real talent
for shooting, Peggy.
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This could be his sport.
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We should get him a rifle and--
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Bobby is too young to own a rifle.
It is too dangerous.
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He's 12. He hasn't been too young
for five years.
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No, it is just not age-appropriate.
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It would be like giving Boggle
to an 8-year-old...
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even though the box says that's okay.
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But I never get to bond with Bobby,
on account of he's not good at much.
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Shooting stuff is something
a father and son can do together.
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I don't want to wait
till the cat's in the cradle...
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and Bobby's too busy
with a propane business of his own.
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Hank, you are making me tear up.
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[Muzak playing in supermarket]
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[Hank hems]
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HANK: Where's the children's gun section?
CLERK: Aisle 47.
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BOBBY: Can I keep my gun in my room?
HANK: Sure.
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Can I keep the bullets in my pocket?
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HANK: If you want.
BOBBY: Can I put a gun rack on my bike?
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Do you know how long I've been waiting
for you to ask me that?
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[Muzak continues]
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I have a good feeling about this one.
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[Cocking rifle] I love this rifle.
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HANK: You know, Bobby, that Marlin
is a lot like the first .22 my dad gave me.
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It's also like the one
he started with himself as a boy.
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Kind of a Hill tradition.
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[Hank chuckles]
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[Birds chirping]
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BOBBY: Wow, I always thought
this was a crack house!
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So then Ray walks in, with
the same snow-camouflage bib overalls...
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that he knew I planned to wear
that same hunt.
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Well, Hank Hill,
you've finally decided to join our club.
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I'm not joining. I just want to know
if I can use the range, Dale.
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There's a $2 charge
for non-members to shoot here.
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What's membership cost?
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Lifetime membership is free.
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[Shots firing in background]
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I'll just pay the $2.
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Hank's jacket is so Desert Storm.
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The safety is underneath by the firing pin.
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I hope you're listening,
because I'm not repeating this.
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[Firing]
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Bobby, you've got to take it slow, and...
Oh, my God!
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MAN: Boy can shoot.
HANK: Hell, yeah! He's my boy!
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What you've done here is very good.
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I'm a little upset with the grouping.
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You fellas entering the tournament
at the County Club?
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Because if you are,
maybe I'll save myself the entry fee.
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BOBBY: What tournament?
MAN: Father-Son Fun-Shoot.
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It's sponsored by
the Arlen Endowment for the Arts.
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Save your money, mister. We're in.
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All right! All this being father and son
is finally gonna pay off.
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Hey, Bobby, go inside
and get a couple of bags of bullets.
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I forget the last time I shot a .22...
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but I'll bet you
there was a Texan in the White House.
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And I ain't talking about
Herbert Walker Bush, either.
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[Sighing]
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What are you waiting for, boy?
Pull the trigger! Make some noise!
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[Fires]
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[Bird cawing]
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You're never gonna be a war hero like me
if you shoot like that.
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No wonder that kid from the playground
stole your pail.
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He knows you can't shoot.
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I want my binky back.
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You want your binky back,
you gotta come in firing.
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Now, try again.
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[Rattling]
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[Firing]
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[Whirring]
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[Dejected instrumental music]
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[Sighing]
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That's a nice gun.
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[Hank agrees]
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That's a cool gun.
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[Agrees]
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It is so nice
to see the two of you really talking.
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BOBBY: This gun's very nice.
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[Grumpily] They're all nice guns,
and all guns are nice.
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So, how did shooting go yesterday?
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Great. I hit the center every time.
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That's terrific, honey. In no time at all
you'll be better than your father.
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Now, what's that supposed to mean?
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Let's see him hold down a job
and be so good.
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Hey, look at these father-and-son ponchos!
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They zip together!
Dad, can we get them for the tournament?
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Before we start buying
a lot of paraphernalia...
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accessories, and whatnot...
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let's make sure we're not getting into
another tap-lessons situation here.
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Why don't we get you
into one of those safety courses?
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If you're still interested
after they've taken the fun out of it...
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then we'll see about the ponchos
and the tournament.
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INSTRUCTOR: "I didn't know
it was loaded..."
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Is not an acceptable excuse.
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"I wasn't there,�
or "I never met those people...�
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Are better excuses.
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When I was your age...
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I used to get so excited
about hitting the target...
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I'd run right out onto the range.
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That's how I lost this thumb,
and later, this eye.
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If it weren't for the NRA safety guidelines
I eventually accepted...
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I'd be a stub standing here before you.
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[Shot fires]
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BOBBY: Okay, so I discharge
the magazine first?
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No, first I put the safety--
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You just put six shots dead center.
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I know. So, do I lay the magazine--
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Hey, look at this, everybody!
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[Shots firing]
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HANK: You see, it's just...
I'm too busy for a competition.
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We're coming up
on the new propane season.
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Plus next week I was gonna check into
buying Heck Dorland's motorcycle.
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But you said if I was still interested,
and I'm still interested.
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Hank, you love guns. Bobby loves guns.
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Carpe diem.
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BOBBY: Why do we have to practice
so early?
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I want you to get used to the pressure
of shooting when no one's watching.
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[Whirring]
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[Shot firing]
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[Hank sighs]
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BOBBY: What's wrong with you?
Why don't you steady yourself?
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This is a training exercise.
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Close one eye. How can you hit anything,
the way you're holding it?
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Don't grip the barrel so hard.
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It requires finesse.
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COTTON: Someday soon,
all of you will be drafted into war.
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Some of you, like Hank, will be killed.
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Others can shoot,
and may become war heroes.
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Now, commence to firing.
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[Moaning]
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[Rifle rattling]
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[Birds chirping]
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Something's wrong with my rifle.
I can't shoot today.
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Let me see it.
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Come on, I bet I can fix it.
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You can't fix it. It's in the shaft.
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There's no shaft on a gun.
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[Door closes]
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[Putting rifle down]
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[Hank sighs]
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It's tough shooting out there today.
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I mean, keeping a gun steady
can take a lot out of a man.
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[Sighs] Do you mind? I'm trying to sit here.
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Maybe I can help you.
I'm a sports psychologist.
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I worked with the Cowboys.
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HANK: When?
NY: Last season.
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HANK: Goodbye.
NY: Okay, but consider this:
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Research has shown that athletic
performance is 10 percent physical...
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and 100 percent mental.
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HANK: That adds up to 110 percent.
NY: Breakthrough!
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Do you just hang out here all day
waiting for someone to miss a lot?
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Just in the mornings,
when the lousy shots arrive.
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In the afternoons I go to the bowling alley.
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Losers are very predictable.
Here's my card.
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You're going to tear it up.
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You're going to tear it up.
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[Grunts]
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BOBBY: What about practicing
for the tournament after school?
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No, I'd have to come here to get you...
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and then go back across town to the range.
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That could eat up 10 minutes.
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BOBBY: What about shooting after dinner?
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No, you don't want to exercise
on a full stomach.
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Maybe I could take the guns to school...
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and we could squeeze off a few rounds
between classes.
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You shouldn't take guns
to school with you. They're dangerous.
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BOBBY: Guns are dangerous?
DALE: What?
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Oh, brother.
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Bobby, go on and clean the guns.
I'll be in there in a minute.
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[Bill mutters]
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What's this about guns being dangerous?
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[Hank mutters]
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That's right. They kill people.
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Guns don't kill people.
The government does.
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Hank, guns have been around for years.
If they were dangerous...
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I think someone
would have said something.
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Most deaths in the home
are from guns and gun accessories.
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Let me ask you this:
A guy breaks into your house...
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but you don't have a gun.
How are you going to shoot him?
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Dale, that's right out of
the NRA magazine, August issue.
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I tell you what,
that dang ol' NRA is all right, man.
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Them insurance you get
with dismemberment and all.
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You get $20,000
just because your arm blows off, man.
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I can't believe you guys.
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Dale, the NRA is
a Washington, DC-based organization.
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Are you telling me
you support Washington, DC?
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That's a thinker.
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I'm a little confused, here.
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How are you going to win
that shooting contest without a rifle?
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Haven't you been listening to me?
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I'm not going to shoot in any contest!
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Sorry, Bobby.
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[Dejected instrumental music]
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Honey, you've been sleeping in that vest
for two weeks. What's wrong?
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I think I messed up.
I made Dad not like guns anymore.
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Son, that can't be true. Your father's
love for guns is unconditional.
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Then why doesn't he want to shoot
with me in the tournament?
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Is he afraid I'm gonna embarrass him?
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[Hems]
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It must be, because he loves guns.
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PEGGY: What has got into you?
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You were right.
Bobby is too young to own a gun.
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No, I was wrong.
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Guns are keeping this family together.
And Bobby's really good.
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He won't let you down at the Fun-Shoot.
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That's not why I'm dropping out.
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Then what is the reason?
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HANK: Peggy, I can't shoot.
PEGGY: What?
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I can't. My aim is terrible.
I can barely keep the gun steady.
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[Peggy inhales deeply]
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I still love you.
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Yeah, but will the rest of the town
be so forgiving?
244
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PEGGY: It's a risk you have to take.
245
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,316
Bobby's finally found something
he's really great at.
246
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,412
Do not rip that away from him.
It is not fair.
247
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�Life's not fair."�
That's a good lesson for the boy.
248
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,457
What if they had never let you
play football?
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You'd still have that little bone
in your ankle...
250
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:20,726
but you would not have
any of the memories.
251
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,765
[Dejected instrumental music]
252
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:27,768
[Sighing]
253
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[Hank hems]
254
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Go get your clothes out of the trash.
We'll need them for the contest.
255
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:37,776
You mean it, Dad? You'll shoot with me?
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[Bobby exclaims]
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On your team, we have to win!
You've never lost anything in your life.
258
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:47,054
Well, you can't always expect to win.
259
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:50,925
No, Dad. I promise, I won't choke.
260
00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:52,961
Sometimes people choke.
261
00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:57,469
We just gotta be proud
that God took the time to give us a fault.
262
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,938
That's loser-talk. You taught me that.
263
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:04,170
No Hill's ever been a loser.
We fought for Texas at the Alamo.
264
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,234
We're gonna get a trophy!
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00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,241
[Gasps]
266
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,084
HANK: All right, here's the deal.
267
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:19,591
I don't believe in that gobbledygook
about a subconscious...
268
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,559
or any other witchcraft.
269
00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:25,291
I won't take pills.
I won't let you hypnotize or molest me.
270
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:30,060
I can help you without using
witchcraft, pills, and molestation...
271
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,501
but it won't be easy.
272
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:36,504
Visualization is the only legitimate part
of what people like myself practice.
273
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,876
Imagine the dart flying from your gun
to the target.
274
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:43,648
Don't pull the trigger until you can see it.
275
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:49,179
COTTON: Hey, Shaky, close the other eye,
or I'll poke it out!
276
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,379
[Gun rattling]
277
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:56,518
[Sighs] Whenever I start to shoot,
even aim...
278
00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,764
I remember me as a boy,
my dad behind me yelling...
279
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,897
[Sighs] I always let him down.
I was so scared of--
280
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,736
PHILIP: Hank, please,
you're wasting valuable session time.
281
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:10,868
It's important for you to stay relaxed.
282
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:14,704
Why don't you imagine something gentle,
say, a butterfly...
283
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,341
taking the dart and flying it to the target?
284
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,852
I am not imagining a butterfly.
285
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,614
All right. How about a hummingbird?
286
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:25,487
How about a McDonnell Douglas
L-1011 wide body?
287
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,058
[Plane whooshing]
288
00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:34,361
Good. Now let's do better.
289
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:38,366
We add audio to the visualization
to achieve complete focus.
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As you imagine the plane, say out loud:
"To the end of the rainbow!"�
291
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,873
HANK: I'm not saying--
PHILIP: Say whatever you want.
292
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:48,274
Prepare for top speed.
293
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:51,647
[Ny exclaims]
294
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,585
Welcome, everyone. Welcome, shooters.
295
00:15:56,656 --> 00:16:00,115
Welcome, last year's winners,
John and Mike McKay.
296
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,456
[Audience applauding]
297
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,859
My fingers are crossed for you.
298
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:07,223
ANNOUNCER: The format for today
is the same as last year.
299
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,462
Start with the tandem shoot.
300
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:11,867
Then the quick draw.
301
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,368
Followed by the pretend-to-be-sleeping...
302
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:18,968
grab-the-loaded-gun-under-the-bed-and-
shoot-a-figure-in-the-shadows.
303
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:21,206
Then to our favorite event:
304
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:24,113
the all-new and expanded
simulated hunting experience...
305
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,447
that we like to call The Gauntlet.
306
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,318
And finally...
307
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:33,916
just in case some of the dads
have been doing all the work...
308
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,520
the independent, long-range
accuracy shooting!
309
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:41,025
Come on, Dad. Let's go bag us a trophy.
310
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,466
And have fun.
311
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:44,526
[Chuckles]
312
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:48,405
This here's the tandem shoot.
Take your first shot.
313
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:49,464
[Sighs]
314
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,609
HANK: Prepare for top speed.
315
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,206
[Plane whooshing]
316
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:56,339
[Gun fires]
317
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,378
REFEREE: One hit.
318
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,647
That wasn't a practice round.
319
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:03,756
I just gotta make a little adjustment here.
320
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,188
You ready for your second shot?
321
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,420
PHILIP: Hey, Hank! Over here!
322
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,224
[Sighs]
323
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:15,028
Something rainbow...
Going to the rainbow...
324
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,398
[Plane whooshing]
325
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:19,997
Hey, good going!
326
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:21,836
[Audience cheering]
327
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,579
HANK: [Thinking] Over the rainbow.
328
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:31,912
[Audience cheering]
329
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,510
I guess I'm falling into my groove.
330
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:37,255
[Upbeat instrumental music]
331
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:42,784
[Springing]
332
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:45,694
[Audience cheering]
333
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:48,330
HANK: To the end of the yellow brick road.
334
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:54,705
HANK: [Thinking]
How about a little fire, scarecrow?
335
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,334
[Fires]
336
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,400
[Booing]
337
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:00,909
ANNOUNCER: Two-point deduction.
338
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:02,976
[Firing]
339
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:08,611
[Firing]
340
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:11,485
[Firing]
341
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:14,383
[Audience whooping]
342
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:19,224
HANK: Well, look at that.
We're in second place.
343
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:22,598
Good news. The McKays
just came out of The Gauntlet...
344
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:26,127
and the younger one blew away
an entire picnicking family.
345
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,537
That means we're tied for first!
346
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:32,306
COTTON: Sorry I'm late.
I had to stop by the wax museum again...
347
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,676
and give the finger to FDR.
348
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,715
Grampa, you came!
349
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,876
I'm always here to support my Bobby.
350
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:42,751
I'll give you a shoulder to cry on.
You'll need one, won't he, Hank?
351
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,621
As a matter of fact, we're tied for first.
352
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:48,353
All we have left is the accuracy round.
353
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:51,920
Accuracy? Better hope that target's
the side of a barn.
354
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,621
Come on, Bobby.
355
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,427
[Fires]
356
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,269
[Audience applauding]
357
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:04,007
Remember, son,
we're just here to do our best.
358
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,568
That's 'cause we are the best, Dad.
359
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,376
[Fires]
360
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:18,522
That's my grandson, and his father.
361
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,395
BOBBY: Dad, if he misses, we win.
362
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:26,998
No, we don't want to win that way.
363
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,090
[Fires]
364
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:30,225
Damn!
365
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:33,465
COTTON: Come on, Hank.
I got money riding on this shot...
366
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,231
on the McKays.
367
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,501
[Tense instrumental music]
368
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:38,801
[Birds chirping]
369
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:44,014
HANK: Okay, Hank, it's time for takeoff.
370
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:47,813
You know what to do,
not just for you, but for Bobby.
371
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:50,879
So focus, stop talking to yourself, and do it.
372
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:56,192
You're still talking.
You here to talk, or you here to shoot?
373
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,858
I'm here to shoot. End of discussion.
374
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:06,036
[Instrumental music becomes more tense]
375
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,306
Let's do it.
376
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:10,632
[Fires]
377
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:12,300
REFEREE: Miss.
378
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,972
ANNOUNCER: And the McKays win again!
379
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,845
[Audience applauding]
380
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,082
[Audience chattering]
381
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:27,349
[Sighs]
382
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:28,951
Where's Bobby?
383
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,019
[Sighs]
384
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:36,598
We did it, Dad! Second place
in a real Father-Son tournament.
385
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,296
Can I put it on my wall?
386
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:41,533
We were so good out there.
We should always be shooting.
387
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:44,804
This is the best day ever!
You're the best dad ever.
388
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:48,177
I'm the best son ever.
Can we do it again next year?
389
00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:50,575
[Sentimental instrumental music]
390
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:51,683
[Chuckling]
391
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,741
[Agreeing]
392
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:56,655
Yeah, we can do it again,
if that's what you want.
393
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,149
[Birds chirping]
394
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:00,688
INSTRUCTOR: Hey, kid.
395
00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:08,528
BOBBY: I feel like ice cream.
HANK: That sounds good.
396
00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:12,771
HANK: Where'd we park?
BOBBY: That way.
397
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,866
[Chirping continues]
398
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:21,604
BOBBY: We forgot Mom.
399
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,415
HANK: Well, let's go get her.
400
00:21:39,698 --> 00:21:41,496
[Theme song playing]
401
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:12,340
LITTLE HANK: |/ want my binky back.
402
00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:12,387
LITTLE HANK: |/ want my binky back.
403
00:22:12,437 --> 00:22:16,987
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