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I can't believe we're in California.

That's exciting, that's all on vacation together.

Thanks for bringing us on this first family vacation.

Of course.

It's going to be amazing.

I have to take my two adoptive kids on vacation.

You deserve it.

You do, you do.

So great.

Okay.

I just feel gross from that flight, so I'm going to take a shower.

Okay.

And I'm going to go to bed.

Okay.

I just feel gross from that flight, so I'm going to take a shower.

Okay.

Really fast before we get down to the pool.

Okay.

So why don't you guys get your bathing suits

on and, I don't know, while I'm doing this.

You want to?

Okay.

Yeah?

Okay.

I mean, are we going to be here?

Are we both going to change in here?

No.

I'm not getting naked in front of you.

I mean, not in front of me.

Like, we can...

Okay, you turn back to back.

Okay.

Okay, so you turn around.

You turn around.

Well, we'll both turn around, okay?

One, two, three, four.

Just, just don't look.

Don't peek at all, okay?

I won't.

Are you sure?

I don't want to see me naked.

Oh yeah, of course, huh?

You think I want to see you naked?

Ew.

You're still not peeking?

No, of course not.

Okay.

Ugh.

You're not going to peek at all?

I will peek.

Okay.

Yo, what the f-

What the fuck are you doing?

I was just curious about what your dick looked like, I guess.

You said you weren't gonna look!

Who cares? We're not even actually related.

But still, it's weird.

It doesn't have to be. Come on.

Oh my god.

Hey.

I mean, are you hard? Did you look at me before I looked at you?

No, I mean-

Dude, Mom's in the shower. What are you doing?

Who cares? Means you can't hear us, right?

I had no idea that you had such a big dick.

Um, it's not-

You know what, um-

What? It doesn't feel good?

No, it-it's just-fuck, I don't know.

No, no, stop, stop, stop.

Come on, nobody cares. It doesn't matter, we're not related.

Fuck.

You know you want it.

I've always wanted to sit my brother's stick. I mean, it's like so kinky, right?

I'm pretty good at that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Hey, are you kids ready?

Yeah, just a few seconds.

Almost.

Oh good, you guys look great.

Thanks.

You need any help?

No, I think I got it.

Yeah, we're ready.

I'm ready to go.

I've got a cold.

Relax just a minute.

What are you doing on my side of the bed?

Who cares?

Scoot over, I want to take a nap.

Fine.

I'm going to take a nap, that sun really drained me.

Fine.

What the fuck are you doing?

What?

I mean, you liked my skirtick the other day, right?

Yeah, but that was...

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Come on, vacation's supposed to be fun, right?

Yeah, but like...

Mom, fucking mom, though.

She's not gonna be here for a while, just suck it before she gets back.

Come on, you're not gonna want to.

Oh, my pussy's fucking wet.

Oh, my God.

Christ, you're wet.

What are you doing?

I'm gonna do this.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

That was so good.

Oh, my God.

I'm not fucking mom.

I know it's...

She's gonna come back though.

No she won't. For a long time.

Why?

Please.

Oh my god.

Please, please, please, please.

Please, please.

Jesus Christ.

I'm gonna have to put this on you.

I know how good your cock would feel.

Oh my god.

I'm so fucking good.

Oh my god.

Hi.

How are you kids doing?

We're just really tired from all the sun.

The sun is so exhausting.

Yeah, I know.

I won't bother you guys.

Okay.

Finally some alone time.

Night, night.

Mm. Nice.

I need to do this

It's so...

Not this lifetime again

That's it

I need to see

Taste

Yeah.

There we go.

Oh my god, that feels so good.

That is it.

Uh huh.

Yeah.

Oh my god, yeah.

That's it, that's it.

Yeah.

That's it.

Yes, yes.

Like that.

Uh-huh.

Here we go, right there.

Yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

That's it. There we go.

There we go.

That's it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. That feels so good.

That is so good.

Oh, that is so good.

Wow.

I didn't know they were that nice either.

They're like, kind of perfect.

I had no idea mom was this hot.

I know, right?

Dude, look at her tits.

They're so handsome.

Don't wake her up.

Trust me, she's really fine.

I mean, I kind of want to...

Don't do that, don't do that.

It'll be fine, relax.

It's so wet.

God bless you all.

It's alright.

Look at this.

Oh, shit.

What is my guys doing?

Please don't be mad. Please don't be mad.

Um...

Mom, please don't be mad, okay?

So, uh, shit.

I'm... I'm not mad.

You're not?

No, I'm not mad, actually.

I think it's kind of hot.

I didn't know you two played around like this.

It's kind of a new thing.

Yeah.

It's just kind of like a vacation, you know.

Right.

Well, I'm not mad.

I mean, we both are adopted, so it's okay.

Yeah, we're not really related, you know.

You're not?

No.

But maybe I could join.

Um...

Yeah.

Yeah, I feel good.

Is that a good idea?

What do you think?

Fuck that.

Hey, why don't you scoot over?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I want a taste of that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit, bro.

Oh, my God.

This is vacation.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I think I should take some more now.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Okay.

So...

I'm going to sit on my side.

Yeah.

That's what I want to do.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

For hearing her.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I can taste it.

That's it.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

That's it.

Fuck, this is so goddamn hard.

Get back and drool on the pussy.

No, no, no.

Oh, God.

Just give me a kiss.

Oh, God.

Oh, God, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Okay.

Yes.

Oh my God.

Okay.

I like that.

You feel good?

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, god, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Jesus Christ.

Oh my god.

Holy fucking shit.

I feel so fucking good.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, thank god.

You're fucking beautiful.

So fucking beautiful.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Yes.

Fuck, yes.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, yes.

It's those fingers in there.

Yes.

It's.

That's it.

Oh my god.

Just hold on.

Fuck, yes.

Oh my god.

Yes.

OK.

Sure.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

Oh, shit.

Uh-huh.

Oh, shit.

Oh my god.

Just like that.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Jesus fuck.

Let me hold you.

So fucking hot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Like that.

Like, oh my god.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

Yeah, she did.

Yeah.

She taste her own food.

Yeah.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Bounce it.

Yeah.

Oh my god, I can't.

It's so fucking good.

Yeah.

Oh, thank god.

Yes.

Yeah.

Oh, that's fine.

That's good.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

That's so good.

Yeah.

Yes, indeed.

Yes.

That's it.

Oh, yes.

Oh my god, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

This is it.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, just kill this.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

Down, down.

Yeah, down, down.

Down, down.

Here we go.

Yes.

Oh my God.

Yes.

That's it.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I feel so good.

Yes.

Oh my God.

Yes.

Would you like a hug?

Yes.

Yes, thank you, thank you.

Yes, that's so bad.

I'm so sorry.

I guess.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

You alright?

Yeah, thanks.

Get that nice and wet for me.

Oh, that's good.

Oh my god, it's so hot.

Is that hair on me?

No.

Okay.

Oh my god.

It's alright.

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh my god, it's so disgusting.

I can't believe it.

It's fine.

It's okay.

Oh my god.

Maybe you could...

Maybe you could taste this.

Yeah.

Right there.

Kiss cock.

Oh my god.

Yes, sir.

Fuck, I'm just gonna say that.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, I need to get this off my face.

That's right.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Oh my god.

I'm gonna go.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Just let me calm down.

Yes.

I can't breathe.

I'm gonna sit down and get this.

Oh my god, can I come over here?

Yes, please.

Please, please, please.

Make him come over.

He's coming.

Oh my god.

He's gonna come.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

Is he here anymore?

Oh my god.

This is the best vacation we've ever had.

The best family vacation?

Yeah.

No kidding.

Family vlogs a whole other week.

Just getting started.