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- Yee-haw!

- Previously, on "Winter House"...

- What up, Steamboat Springs?

- Okay, what's everyone's relationship status?

- Single. - Single. - Single.

- So, I met a girl this summer in the Hamptons,

and we've been seeing each other.

- So, you're in a situation-ship.

- Is this your first escape since...?

- First escape. - Oh, my God.

- My entire life has been consumed

because of someone else's affair.

I have no desire to be in a relationship,

or I'm not looking for love.

- Yeah. - But, like, you never know.

- Oh, (BLEEP), here we go.

- I'm just a flirtatious person.

Maybe some people are finding that endearing.

- Any eyes on the guys in the house?

[whispering] - Just say it. Just say it.

- You can say it out loud. - I'm not saying anything.

- Maybe some people are finding that irritating.

- You guys are doing a party?

- Sexy pirates. - Pirates! Let's go!

- You just stole my breath.

- Ha!

- Who would you like to kiss?

- We should have a threesome kiss.

- Go! [cheering]

- Where'd Danielle go?

- She's in the hot tub with Alex.

That means I can make my move on my other crush.

- Kory? ----in' woman after my own heart.

- What do I have to lose?

- So much fun.

- When a bad breakup happens, the confidence takes a hit.

This trip is for me to get that mojo back.

**

- Arrgh! Arrgh!

- Who is your girl-mance, or your girl crush?

- Yeah? - We have the same birthday,

so, uh- - Exact same birthday?

- I'm, like-- exact.

- Totally.

- Like, I'm not in a relationship zone.

I'm just not.

- But it's more like-- [laughing]

- Hot tub makeout with a pirate?

Wasn't on my bingo card.

Are you serious, right now?

**

- I was just getting accustomed.

- Could lead to absolutely nowhere.

I don't really care either way.

I just love that I know that I still got it.

All right. Go hit on Jordan.

- Is she up? - Yeah.

- You ever seen that before?

- Bam.

- Whoa. You're here.

- Mr. Sparrow?

[laughing]

- His? Oh.

Oh, I thought you were gonna say mine.

- Katie, remember earlier in the day

when we were just pouring our hearts out?

We were in the grocery store. - Yeah, dude, I got you.

I ----ing got you. - Babe.

- I'm kidding. - Okay.

- You've gotta let loose, Tom. Come on.

- I'm loose. I'm loose. - No, no, no.

- All right.

Mostly, what I wanna talk about is, like, that.

- Yeah.

- I don't think she'll find that attractive.

- What was your, like, turning point?

I'm like, honestly, I need to thank my boyfriend.

As much as he ----ed me up,

I wouldn't be where I am today.

- It propelled you.

- She likes a guy that, like, takes charge.

[laughing] - I love that you said that.

- I mean that-- I-I mean that--

In the nicest way possible. - No, you're not wrong.

- It's weird 'cause I really don't think I have a type.

The only type I really have is going for people

that are emotionally unavailable, which, actually,

Tom falls into that bracket, right now.

So, that checks.

- I'm too easy. I'm so amicable.

- You're not too easy.

Don't-don't-- - No, I'm amicable.

In a good way.

**

- Kory, you need to tell us more about Sam.

- What do you wanna know?

- You've obviously been dating.

You're exclusive, right?

- Well, we haven't, like, officially said that.

So, it's like we hooked up back in, like,

August of last year. - Oh!

- Okay, that's a while.

- Yeah, but I would just see her, like, once a month.

I would-- I've kind of, like, seen her.

- Guys, we're skiing tomorrow.

Please drink water.

We are not dealing with babies on the mountain.

- Okay.

- Trust me. I can ski hungover.

- Would you please drink water,

so we're not hungover on the mountain?

I don't wanna deal with babies.

[clears throat] - Who's a baby?

- Let's go outside. Outside.

- Wait, wait, wait. You gotta shake it up first.

- Wait, what? - No, wait.

- First-timers? - Oh, my God, are we 12?

- I don't shake my beer before I--

- If you're shot-- no, I thought you said shotgun.

**

- How was your hot tub?

- Were you making out? - Yeah.

[laughing]

- Hi, Daniella. - I love it.

- Hey, you're back. - I love it.

- I thought you were ready to make bad decisions.

- I made out with Alex.

- No, girl.

Hasn't he been cracking onto Jordan this whole time?

Like, you know, you want guys to get along

with your friend, but I wouldn't want them

to be super attracted to my best friend.

- I think it was a legendary move.

- My ego won't let me say yes...

but, dammit, yes.

- I made out with Alex. - You did?

That was so swift.

Look at Alex and Danielle. They're an inspiration.

Hot tub makeouts-- that could be you, Tom.

- No hard feelings whatsoever.

It's their shift at the hot tub tonight.

- Yeah, it was kinda-- it was just fun.

- Regardless, I think somebody is cute,

so let me see if I can shoot my shot.

Like, I want in on those abs.

- You wanna sleep in my bed?

- I'd like that.

- I don't know if I know what I'm doing.

I'm out of practice for, I feel, a really long time.

You seem very comfortable.

Oh, my God.

Nice, everything about this.

- What? - Amazing.

- You're so good at that.

- All right, go.

[laughing]

Oh, my God, have sex!

- Shut up.

How fun.

- What is wrong with me?

- Well, I have a bathroom.

- Oh, my God, I have the room to myself.

I mean, I love Alex, but this is nice.

This is so nice.

Oh, I love it.

- Yeah.

- I don't-- [laughing]

- Dating, in general,

uh, is an Olympic sport, and in sports, you know,

before the game, you wanna amp your team up.

So, that's kind of what you do.

Like, you kinda trash talk the opponent.

- I would just rather know now than keep wondering.

- Also, sh-- talking can be,

you know, a form of female bonding.

Like, I love Jordan,

so, yeah, I wanna be her hype girl.

- I'm just gonna let him know where I'm at

and see what he says.

[snoring]

- Okay, let's go.

- When Jordan was in her hot girl era,

I had some pull.

It's been quite some time.

I've been celibate for basically a year and a half.

So, let's see how this goes 'cause I am dusty.

[knocking]

- Coming up...

- Do you think Jordan is pissed

that you hooked up with Danielle?

You guys kinda had, like, a connection, didn't you?

- Yeah, maybe it will be inspiring or something.

**

[knocking]

- Just go to sleep, Kory. Just go to sleep.

- (BLEEP).

- There's nothing good that's gonna happen

if you open that door.

- I don't exactly know what's behind that door.

It's a little tempting.

I mean, everyone in this house is hot.

I mean, we-we're all-- we're all single hot people.

Well, not all single, but this limbo phase

with, you know, me and Sam, I don't wanna ruin that.

Just go to sleep.

- Hanging out with my friends shouldn't be this exhausting.

[snoring]

**

- Gross. Ugh. I'm gonna throw up.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

I keep wanting to sing, like, Christmas music,

but it's not the vibe.

- * It's the 12th day of winter, and everyone is here *

* Kyle is blacked out * . - * Katie was sleeping *

- * Alex was creeping * - * Casey was sweeping *

- * And some messy bitches in a share house *

I need some coffee first. I'm gonna get this goin'.

- I have not had a stranger man in my bed

at any capacity post-breakup.

It's fun to have someone to make out with.

I feel like I'm a teenager, again.

It's disarming a bit.

- You're alive. - I'm alive.

- Oh, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle.

- You passed out in Danielle's bed?

- I did. Yeah.

- Stoked to ski today? - I cannot wait.

Danielle. - Hey, hello.

- How was the evening? - Evening was-was good.

- You got big rockstar energy, right now.

I can feel it.

- So...?

- No penetration.

I know that's what you're asking without asking.

I could see it in your eyes.

- Well, you know. - It's bed yoga.

I get that. - Bed yoga.

- He probably uses a lot of soft tongue moves like...

- Yeah, that's it.

- I like when it just happens animalistically.

- Yeah, that's easy. That was effortless.

Not easy. - That's the wrong word.

I know that you didn't mean that.

- It's a bad word. But it was just, like,

no one needed to question anything.

[clears throat]

- Do you think Jordan is pissed that you hooked up

with Danielle?

You guys kinda had, like, a connection, didn't you?

- Yeah.

I feel the opposite kinda happened

of what was discussed. - Yeah.

- Oh, man, now I'm kinda feeling like an ass.

[laughing]

It doesn't really happen very often

where I hook up with a girl, and then she's, like,

trying to coach me on how to hook up with other people.

- Was Jordan annoyed with you?

- I don't know. Maybe it will be inspiring.

[laughing]

- This could have been you.

- I can't really sometimes control my flirtation.

So, it's nice to know that, you know,

in Danielle's eyes, it's not gonna cause any issues.

- Think he's gonna get clingy?

Maybe a little bit. - I sure hope not.

**

- Does anybody want a little breakfast sandwich here?

- Oh, yes, please. - Just eggs and bacon?

- Yes, please.

- We're gonna ski and then do après.

- And pray? - Après.

- Oh. - Après.

- Après

- Do you want a little hot sauce?

I got tabasco somewhere.

- Probably not something you wanna hear,

but you're going skiing in an hour.

[groans]

- Did anything good happen last night?

- Danielle and Alex hooked up.

- Oh, you're welcome for being the first house hookup.

- Oww.

Christen the new place. - Clap it up. Clap it up.

- Wow, this is a ----ing good morning.

- What do you need help with? Where can I touch?

- Rally the troops.

- This is too hot for this, right now.

- I think I'm gonna ride with you.

- Yeah.

- Oh, am I the last one?

**

- I tracked down Amanda.

- When is she aiming to come now?

- Like, a 6:00 a.m. flight tomorrow.

- Yay. - Oh, yay!

Amazing.

- Hold my hand? I don't like it like that.

In between the fingers, yeah.

- Yeah, but your crusty-ass-- look at the skin.

- What? - Look it.

You need some lotion. - Ha-ha!

- I always put lotion on every day.

- I don't believe you.

- Yeah. - See, that-that I like.

- Ahh! - You left me hanging.

I was banging on your door, and you were asleep.

- First of all, I was not asleep.

- Well, you were ignoring me. - My door is always open.

- It was locked. - You can't lock my door.

- Good to know.

- I love your little finger.

**

- Let's go.

Is the car still on? - No.

Yeah. [laughing]

- Off to a good start.

- Oh, I love this.

- I should have brought my peg leg to ski.

- My goal is to make it down the bunny hill.

- Dude, I wanna be part of the cool crew.

I don't wanna spend the whole day doing a lesson.

- Brian? Brian? - It'll be fun.

- Just be the best on the bunny hill, okay?

- I feel like a little bitch, right now.

- I've never taken a lesson, though, before.

- I've never taken a lesson either.

I'm pretty stoked on it, honestly.

- I am, too.

**

Sorry. - Ooh.

- Did I hit you by accident? - You're forgiven.

- Yeah, boy, let's go!

- Whoo! Go, go, go, go!

Whoo!

Oh, (BLEEP), Kory. [laughing]

Kory just ate sh--.

**

Yeah, Casey.

- Rippin' and tearin'.

- No, I get it. Like, ski houses are fun,

like, hooking up, blah, blah, blah,

but we're here to ski.

Love skiing and I think, after I stopped competing,

I became almost better at skiing.

You just feel like you could conquer the world,

but so free at the same time.

It's better than sex.

It's, like, the ultimate release.

- Where do we go?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Let's do it. - Oh, yeah.

- (BLEEP) yeah. - And if you're a skier,

it's over here. - All right.

I'm going over here.

- Look at these babies just crushing it up here.

- Ooh, ooh.

Ooh! - First goal is this.

- Ahh!

I may be slipping and sliding on this mountain.

I look good, though.

- Push that knee forward like you're doing a toe turn.

Beautiful. He's a pro.

- I'm not really a winter sports guy,

and I'm also not really a winter guy.

- Ahh!

I'm a ----ing margarita beach girl at heart.

Like, I can't change who I am.

- This group, we're better at après

than we are skiing.

- All right, Brian. Show us how it's done.

- Yeah, way too good for this group.

Hot pizza.

- Dude, Brian, that's what's up.

Nice job.

- The pro squad. - Breathe it in.

- Guys, let's do Vagabond. - Cool.

- Does anybody know what went down

between Danielle and Alex?

- Well, your roommate didn't come home last night, right?

- He walked in with, like, this subdued swagger

that you could only have after you get laid.

Actually, he didn't get laid. - No, he didn't get laid.

- He did not get laid. - He did not get laid.

- Oh, but he didn't get laid. - Sorry.

That just came out wrong. - They had heavy petting.

- Hello. Errr.

How is it goin'?

- It's going slowly but surely.

- You picking it up? You pizza-ing?

- Yeah. I'm pizza-ing all the way down that hill.

- What-what about when you open up?

- Friday night, I don't know.

I can't tell if you're hung over,

or you just hate to do this.

- No, I'm just tired. - Oh.

- I was up so fricking late.

I just wanted, like, a quick, little, like, make out

with Kory but... - No?

- No.

- Did you remember getting a knock on your door

last night? - I did.

- Is that like the equivalent of "you up" text?

- Maybe. I don't know. - I don't know.

- Wait. So, is your relationship,

are you guys completely monogamous,

or there's a little bit of, like, a window of opportunity?

- Thank you. - Yes!

- A voice of God. - So, wait, confirm or deny?

- Would you feel guilty if you hooked up with someone?

That's the question.

- Yeah, would-would it bother you?

- A little bit? - Um, yeah.

- Would it weigh on you? Okay. - Okay, what the (BLEEP)?

Weren't you gonna bring hot single guys?

Like, come on. - No, I'm single. I'm single.

- Yeah, that was your job.

- Yeah, but you would never take initiative.

Katie was right in front of your face last night,

and you're like, "Should I heat your food up for you?"

[laughing]

- I was not picking up on that at all.

- Bro, until, like, 5:00 in the morning.

- You guys are all hot and fun.

- Yeah, you actually all are hot and fun.

You girls are actually all my type.

I said the three girls that are my type.

- Shocking. [laughing]

- Shocking.

- No, no, you-- the three girls that are my type

are you guys and Jordan.

- I'm just nervous that he is more unavailable

than he's letting on.

- Yeah, that's where I'm trying to gauge.

I'm gonna shoot my shot.

- I can't say I cosign it 'cause I know Sam,

and I love her. - Facts, facts.

- Sam is my girl. I'm not going to say,

"Hey, yeah, definitely go for Kory."

But at the same time, Kory is the one

who left that door open.

It's not on me to close it for him.

It sounds a little messy. - It might be.

- Coming up...

- Has she had, like, a rebound since the breakup?

- I didn't know she went through a breakup.

- So, you guys have covered zero bases.

**

- It's beautiful out here. - Take a bite.

How is that? - Yeah, it tastes like skis.

- Whoo! - Let's go, baby.

- Here we go. [whooping]

- Drinks! Now for the best part.

- Oh, yes. - This looks nice.

[sighs]

- Oh, yeah.

- So, who fell the most today?

- Kory. - You.

[laughing]

- How was the bunny slopes, guys?

- I didn't fall, which I'm so glad.

That was my one goal. - We didn't fall. Yeah.

- You're gonna be sore tomorrow.

It was your first time ever? - I'm sore, right now.

- Are ya? [laughing]

- Somethin' to drink to start it off?

- Can I do a shot of reposado and a light beer?

- Yeah. - I'm gonna do that, too.

- Can I have a spicy marg?

- We'll do, um, two-two tuna pokes,

and then we'll do some wings.

- Mac and cheese-- mac and cheese.

- All right, guys.

I'll be back in a minute, all right?

- We do stuff and drink stuff.

- Yeah, it's basically what this whole vacation is about.

- Are you a tits or ass man?

- I love that personality wasn't an option

'cause we know. [laughing]

- Yeah, we know. - Spicy margies right here.

- Chin-chin. - Thank you so much.

- Tom? - Cheers, brother.

- Should I get outta here? - I got your chili, right here.

- I don't even know if we're gonna need extra food.

I feel like this is a lot.

- Yeah, I actually don't need my burger.

- Yeah, join. Come. - And by infiltrate,

I mean switch seats with you, Kory.

- Yo, let me know how that is. - I wanted that wing.

- What's up, girl? [sighs]

What? - Wait, what is that?

- Yeah. - Are you getting vibes?

- No, but I also don't think I'm giving vibes either yet.

- Mmm. - Genetics are important.

- Genetics are important. - Did you have braces?

- Yeah, of course. - Red flag.

Just kidding. I'm just kidding. [Laughing]

- I'm gonna shoot the shot. - Okay.

- I just gotta figure out when the most opportune time is.

- But you gotta just... - Do it.

- I will.

- Jordan telling me that she is into Kory,

I have now friend zoned myself.

I see Kory as a brother to me.

Like, maybe not so much like a brother

'cause, obviously, we're flirting

through all of it, but we do, like, normal things,

like wedgies, and punch each other,

and, like, I have five brothers.

This is how we show love. [laughing]

I'm not normal.

- Have you ever seen a group order this much food

around a fire? [laughing]

- No. [laughing]

- We're gonna tap out, and we're gonna go back,

but we're gonna do the ex hour.

We're gonna make cocktails, shots really,

that are inspired by an ex.

- So, toxic? - I want toxicity.

I encourage toxicity.

For a game like the ex games, people usually err

on the side of roasting, but I have decided to

show a little love, you know, maybe as, like, a cleanse.

- Are we making this ourselves

and then sharing it with everyone?

- Yeah, and then you have to call your ex,

so, after you take your shot.

- No, we're taking that one out.

- Okay, no, no, no. - Don't do it.

- We nixed that.

My relationship with Katie, uh, my former wife, right now,

is complicated.

I don't want there to be any, like, weird tension

or anything.

- I think we're way past that part.

- How far past? - Point of no return.

- This is, like, a preliminary way

of putting out some sort of positive vibrations

into the universe that she will maybe return to me

in favor at the reunion.

Karmically speaking, I do hope, um,

it bodes well for me, you know.

I need to go and get supplies.

- Do you want company? I'll go with you, if you want.

- You wanna come? - Yeah, I'll come.

- Let's go.

- We are home.

- Mother nature!

- I need the hot tub in my life. - That sounds perfect to me.

- Hot tub?

Yes, I've been wanting to go in.

- I'm gonna get my swimsuit on.

- Do you need a drink? - Maybe a drink and then shower.

Are you asking with your eyes if I was inviting you?

Oh, my goodness.

- There he is. - Hey, buddy.

- How we doin'? - I just texted Amanda.

She's coming tomorrow? - Yeah.

- I'm so excited to squeeze her.

- I need my partner in crime.

- Do we need some highbrow stuff, too,

for people who love their exes?

- No, I don't wanna set that precedent.

- We'll be crying, holding hands, and sing kumbaya.

- Oh, yeah.

- Should we write our promises on paper

and throw them to the wind? [laughing]

- Ehh, whatever.

- Boom! - Chin-chin.

**

- Hey.

- Why are all these girls in bikinis coming out of

Kyle's room, right now? - Yeah, what's going on?

- So, like, Danielle? Jordan?

Like, totally different vibes?

Are you, like-- - Completely different.

They're night and day. - They're very--

they're very different people. - Extremely.

- Oh, hey.

- Has she had, like, a rebound since the breakup?

- Who? - Danielle.

- I didn't know she went through a breakup.

- Oh, so, you guys have covered zero bases.

[laughing]

Are you kidding me? - I had no idea.

- She was, like, living with her boyfriend

for two and a half years. - Oh, no.

- Oh, my God. [laughing]

- Yikes. - We got the goods.

- Ooh. - I got you.

- Oh, thank you. - It's a heavy door.

- Personally.

- Really? - Yeah.

- I go on a date every Friday.

- But think about our schedule.

- Or do you wanna meet halfway?

- Single? - I think about, like, roses,

romantic dates, like, giddy like that?

- No, like, I get what-- 'cause when I'm single,

I'm just like you. - Yeah.

- I'm like I can ----ing take care of myself.

- Exactly. - Right.

- But then when I'm in a relationship,

I'm like, who cares? - Yes.

- What time are we doing this thing tonight?

- Um, about, like, an hour. - Okay.

- By the way, this is super casual.

- Yeah. - You don't have to dress--

This is a great look. Is that cool?

- No, this is-- this is where I'm at.

- Let's lean into leisure. - Let's lean into leisure.

- I got you covered. Don't worry.

- Okay, all right.

I'll see you guys in there. - Okay.

**

And I'm all alone.

Oh, hell no.

They think I can ----ing-- this is not a one man job.

This doesn't make sense.

Let's get this up here.

[knocking]

- Come in. - Can I use your shower?

- Yeah.

- Sorry. - I'm-- do you need a towel?

Oh, you have one.

- Just-just shameless.

I don't share penis with my friends.

- I can buy a plastic dick, if I need to.

- I dig ya.

You can pay attention to me anytime you want.

- Sorry to this man. - Honestly...

- What? - Pity me.

- Wait, what? - Somebody should pity me.

- Okay, we're leaving. We're leaving.

We're leaving.

Here, bring this sh--, whatever the (BLEEP) this was.

- That feels nice.

That feels like my first mistake,

and my second one, and my third one,

and my fourth one. [laughing]

- What's up, girl?

- Have you showered and washed your ass? No.

- Maybe. - All right.

Let-let's get into it. This is gonna be therapeutic.

Welcome to the toxic, cathartic, purge,

unhappy, happy hour.

We're gonna talk about our exes.

We're gonna let the demons out.

- Okay. - And we're all gonna make

drinks that were inspired by our exes.

- Are we pouring a shot for everyone out of it?

- Yeah, you're gonna make it, but we wanna see the color.

And if they've left a bad taste in your mouth,

we wanna taste that pain, too.

- My exes hate me. I've blocked half of 'em.

Half of 'em blocked me.

They've all moved states.

- I would love for one day

to be not about my ex.

- Some people are, like, trying to get it on,

and then they're gonna be talking about their exes.

How is this gonna go?

- It's gonna be cathartic, you know.

This is gonna be a good bonding experience.

Hey.

- Coming up...

- Girls can be friends with guys.

- All right. Let's get into it.

We're gonna let the demons out.

- Okay.

- We're all gonna make drinks that were inspired

by our exes.

- Why are we standing on the trash?

- No, no, no, no, no. It's part of my cocktail.

You have to bring it back.

- Oh, my God, I can't. It smells so bad.

- I'll start it off. Mine is about Katie.

- Oh, there's a lot of tequila.

- Okay, okay, so, listen. Katie would often be like,

"You're a people pleaser,

which is good to an extent, but you take it to the extreme

and, at times, to great expense

to my feelings and our relationship."

So, in honor of that,

I'm gonna pour everybody a shot of tequila

to remind myself that I'm not tequila

because I can't please everybody.

- Stop.

- Oh, (BLEEP), that was good.

- Nicely done. - Okay?

Something like that. - Whoo! Whoo!

- All right, everybody. You've got 60 seconds.

- One, two, three! - Go!

- Okay. - All right, yeah.

This is, yeah, whatever. - Okay, we're making it.

We're doing this.

- Is there an extra cup over there?

- All right, we got ice.

- Guys, mine is gonna be delicious.

- Danielle, Danielle, you start.

- Um, my ex has a love for micheladas,

so you are having Mexican beer and hot vegetable juice.

I drink it very often. Uh... - Do you think of him?

- Yes. [laughing]

- Cheers to you and your ex.

- It's delicious.

Your ex tastes yummy.

All right, Katie, you got the floor.

- Okay, so, I did spiced rum

because he worked on the water, obviously.

He's a yachtie.

Mixed it with some ginger beer

because sometimes he would make my stomach burn.

So, ginger. - Wow.

- He broke up with me via text.

[gasps]

Yeah. - Get out.

- Dating (BLEEP) boy started with Jack.

- I'm sinking. Get off your ass,

honest to God, boys.

- We're actually going to the dock.

It was Jack's idea.

- I will never date a yachtie again, ever.

- All right, in my drink, she got passed around,

so I was gonna do a slap the bag.

- all: Oh!

- Let's do it. Let's do it.

- That was actually the finisher.

After we broke up, she tried to hook up with

every single one of my friends. I'll just say that.

- Slap it!

- Hey, you like how I sucked it from the bag?

- Slap this sh--. [laughing]

- I have an extremely healthy relationship

with my ex-girlfriends.

I have nothing bad to say about any of them.

I respect them, and I love them, and--

- Boo! - Boo!

- That's not what we want.

- I made some very sweet-- - Oh, I ----ing love it.

- Yeah. - I love that.

- Whoo!

- Kyle has got the floor. Whoo!

- Shut up.

What we've got here, is a little strawberry daquiri.

I put vodka and a little touch of mescal,

a little smoke, 'cause she kinda was a smoke,

but then I realized that she had, like,

multiple personalities.

[laughing]

Yeah, she's-- it's kind of a liability

to talk about it.

- Wow. - I still hope that

she finds someone.

It was traumatic. It was traumatic.

All right, cheers. - That wasn't great.

- Whoo!

- By far, the worst shot I've done today.

- All right, let's keep it goin'.

- I did a combination of my least favorite exes.

I first started with Ketel One

because, well, I like Ketel One,

so I liked them at some point in my life.

Then I did half lemonade, half tea

because they were always halfway in the door,

halfway out. - Ooh.

- So, it's giving Arnold Palmer.

- I have a quick gag reflex for your exes.

- As you should. - Bleh.

- I know I'm not gonna find a relationship

in this house,

but a little make out wouldn't hurt.

* I wanna take you down *

[clears throat] - All right, well,

um, it started with something tropical

because we met in South Florida.

And then, all of a sudden, ahh, tequila-tequila.

She was the only real relationship I've ever had.

We were together for a year,

and then her dad gave me his blessing to marry her,

and then I was like, whoa,

this has gone too far.

Certain things that you expect

doesn't ----ing make sense to anybody

in this whole entire world.

- Shut the (BLEEP) up.

- Oh, we're going down in flames.

- To Brian's ex! - To Brian's ex!

- To Brian's ex! - Ex!

- To Brian's ex.

- Ugh. - That's actually not bad.

Mine is in honor of my ex from yachting, as well.

He cheated on me with a girl from another boat.

Just an absolute piece of sh--.

- I'm done, I'm done. I'm ----ing done here.

Calm down with the waterworks.

----ing hell! - Tom.

- (BLEEP).

- What did I see in him?

So, I used dirty olive juice, and I used tequila

because, you know, at one point,

it was a lot of fun,

and then tomato juice because I'm okay with

never having it again.

[laughing] - Oh!

- Yeah. - Spicy.

- Tastes like a scumbag.

- All right, Casey. - Let's go.

So, mine is a very special ingredient,

all organic.

Actually, most of the ingredients and symbolism

behind my last relationship can be found in this bag.

- That looks like it came from a bathroom.

- Dude, that reeks.

- I'm gonna vomit. - Trash and a little Bud Light.

Do you know what time it is? Trash.

- Bleh. - Please don't do that.

- Look at it. It's from the ----ing trash bag.

- Bleh. - Please don't do that.

- I'll do one if someone does it with me.

- I'll do it, I'll do it.

- Who is doing it? Me and you?

- I'll do it. - (BLEEP) it. (BLEEP) it.

- In solidarity!

- I can't. I'm gonna throw up.

- Bleh. - Oh, God.

- Please, God, no.

- We are not drinking garbage.

It has garbage in it.

- It has garbage in it. - Look at it.

- Guys, please don't do that. - Look at it.

It's from the ----ing trash. - No, it's actual trash.

- Bleh. - Please don't do that.

- Don't make that noise. - I can't, I can't.

[laughing]

- I'll do one, if someone does it with me.

- I can't. I'm gonna throw up.

- I'll do it, I'll do it.

- (BLEEP) it. - In solidarity!

[cheers and applause]

- Are you doing it? - Oh, God.

[cheers and applause]

- Everyone has to puke outside.

My ex-boyfriend, he treated me like trash,

like constantly being judged for the way I laughed,

the way I ate my food, the way I drink water.

I had tried so hard to conform into something I wasn't,

and it made me miserable, but I also just realized

that it's better to be yourself than to be

a part of yourself that you regret.

- All right, great game, Schwartz.

Way to (BLEEP) everyone up. - Do you guys feel better?

It was a little cathartic.

[laughing]

- Don't tell me you started making kale already.

- Actually, I made it this morning

and forgot about it. - Can you stop?

Can you stop with the kale?

- Should I try it? - You scare me.

You're just like a--

like Bambi that just always needs kale.

- Ahh! [laughing]

- We just bonded.

- Do you want me to heat that up for you, by the way?

- We bonded immediately. - No. You sure?

- I had to pee so bad. I'm peeing right here.

Just, okay, I'm going pee. [laughing]

I can't. Oh, (BLEEP), I'm--

- I'm just gonna make this snowbank yellow.

- Done? Are we-are we there?

- I would do that sober.

- Would you really? - Yes, of course.

- Oh, I didn't think you were, like, digging me sober.

- Really? - Yeah.

I actually like you.

- Rarr. [laughing]

- I've been out of the game for such a long time,

but this is fun. It's light, It's casual.

It's kind of exactly what I need, right now.

- I think I'm gonna head to bed.

- Okay, bye.

- No.

You're cool, you're a vibe.

Like, I wanna hang out with you.

Like, I love this.

- Guys, what are we doing?

- We're having heart to hearts. Get in 'em, come on.

- I don't know that I wanna be on a heart to heart.

- No, they're not that deep.

- Okay, Tom.

I feel like, with you, they always are.

- Like, I was like let's-let's--

- What? - Oh!

- Come on. - I know.

I dropped too much on you too early.

The rest of the nation has very, we'll just say,

strong opinions about me,

my involvement in the Scandoval, whatever.

But I come into this group,

and it's like they don't really give a sh--,

and I'm not tainted by this affair that was not mine,

and it's a really good feeling, you know,

not to be judged anymore.

- Okay, wait. Oh, you mother----er!

- Oh, sorry. [laughing]

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry. I owe you.

- No, but you're not saying you're sorry.

- We were having a moment about--

- Okay, okay, okay. - No, no, no,

about-about-- not about us.

- Checking in.

Has anything else happened?

- With who?

- I haven't gone in yet. I'm waiting.

I'm a little nervous.

Because I feel like, most of the time,

I just know I have it in the bag.

So, I'm kind of, like, excited by the fact

that I don't know how it's gonna end up.

- It's just me homies.

- I need to pee. - I do, too.

- Girls can be friends with guys.

- Not when you wanna (BLEEP) me.

- Oh, (BLEEP) off. [laughing]

(BLEEP). - Oh, wow, that was good.

[laughing]

- Wait, where did Danielle and Alex go?

- Wait, let's make a truce.

- Not Malia hyping me up all day long

to make a move on Kory, just to make a move on Kory.

You know that feeling

where you're looking all over the place for your necklace,

and then the next time you see your friend,

and she's got it on, and you're like,

I knew this bitch had my necklace?

That's how I feel.

- All right. I'm not gonna lie. - You're a bitch. Open up.

[laughing]

- Is this honestly how you guys are sleeping right now?

What, is this it? - I tried to resurrect.

[crying]

- I got so drunk tonight.

- You resurrected Alex.

- I'm just here by myself. - Oh, my God, dude.

- Everyone is so ----ing boring.

- I can't-I can't-- [crying]

[sighing]

- What?

[crying]

[crying] - What is going on--

No, no, no, no, no.

Wait, wait, wait. Baby girl, baby girl.

I don't know what's going on.

I'm just gonna hold you. I'm just embracing you.

- Is that crying?

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, God, I have to go see.

- Who is crying?

- Okay, we're all here. We're all here.

Guys, get in. Get the (BLEEP) in.

- Me and you were-- we were in our happy place.

- Can you guys come in here?

[door slams] [picture clatters]

[laughing]

- It was, like, the whole day,

I feel like you were the one

who was most encouraging me making a move.

And so, when I saw you guys peck, kiss,

I was like-- - Who?

- You and Kory.

- Whoa, Kory and I did not kiss.

- I literally saw you.

- No, no, no, no. Jordan, we did not kiss.

- I-I can issue this, right now--

- Whoa, Jordan, seriously, Kory and I never kissed.

Yeah, I was not kissing Kory.

I was spitting in his mouth. [laughing]

In, like, the least sexual way possible.

If that's what upset you, I'm really sorry.

That's a misconception, 100%.

I'll tell you that's what happened.

Like, while I understand where she's coming from,

I'm also ----ing annoyed 'cause I'm like,

I value my relationship with Jordan far more

than, like, a random hookup with Kory.

- Thanks for listening, honestly.

[knocking]

- I still don't know what happened.

- Okay.

- Jordan, we got you, okay? [mumbling]

What the (BLEEP)? It ain't even about--

- I'm sorry it came out like that.

- It-- no, no, don't apologize. - No, it's okay.

- Do not apologize.

- Who cares?

- Ooh.

**

Next time, on "Winter House"...

- Whoo!

- Oh, my goodness!

- To a night out in Bollywood.

- It's been brought to my attention

that you have been talking sh-- about my girl.

- Amanda!

- If this keeps happening, we're gonna have some issues.

- (BLEEP) off.

- I'm finding myself attracted to Tom.

Is this just a little high school crush,

or could this actually happen?

[cheering]