All language subtitles for Winter.House.S03E03.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH[eztv.re]_track3_eng

- Yee-haw!

- Previously,
on "Winter House"...

- What up,
Steamboat Springs?

- Okay, what's everyone's
relationship status?

- Single.
- Single.
- Single.

- So, I met a girl this summer
in the Hamptons,

and we've been
seeing each other.

- So, you're
in a situation-ship.

- Is this your first escape
since...?

- First escape.
- Oh, my God.

- My entire life
has been consumed

because of
someone else's affair.

I have no desire to be
in a relationship,

or I'm not looking for love.

- Yeah.
- But, like, you never know.

- Oh, (BLEEP), here we go.

- I'm just
a flirtatious person.

Maybe some people
are finding that endearing.

- Any eyes on the guys
in the house?

[whispering]
- Just say it. Just say it.

- You can say it out loud.
- I'm not saying anything.

- Maybe some people
are finding that irritating.

- You guys are doing
a party?

- Sexy pirates.
- Pirates! Let's go!

- You just stole
my breath.

- Ha!

- Who would you
like to kiss?

- We should have
a threesome kiss.

- Go!
[cheering]

- Where'd Danielle go?

- She's in the hot tub
with Alex.

That means I can make my move
on my other crush.

- Kory? ----in' woman
after my own heart.

- What do I have to lose?

- So much fun.

- When a bad breakup happens,
the confidence takes a hit.

This trip is for me
to get that mojo back.

**

- Arrgh! Arrgh!

- Who is your girl-mance,
or your girl crush?

- Yeah?
- We have the same birthday,

so, uh-
- Exact same birthday?

- I'm, like-- exact.

- Totally.

- Like, I'm not in
a relationship zone.

I'm just not.

- But it's more like--
[laughing]

- Hot tub makeout
with a pirate?

Wasn't on my bingo card.

Are you serious,
right now?

**

- I was just
getting accustomed.

- Could lead to
absolutely nowhere.

I don't really care
either way.

I just love that I know
that I still got it.

All right.
Go hit on Jordan.

- Is she up?
- Yeah.

- You ever seen that before?

- Bam.

- Whoa.
You're here.

- Mr. Sparrow?

[laughing]

- His? Oh.

Oh, I thought you were
gonna say mine.

- Katie, remember earlier
in the day

when we were just
pouring our hearts out?

We were in the grocery store.
- Yeah, dude, I got you.

I ----ing got you.
- Babe.

- I'm kidding.
- Okay.

- You've gotta let loose, Tom.
Come on.

- I'm loose. I'm loose.
- No, no, no.

- All right.

Mostly, what I wanna talk about
is, like, that.

- Yeah.

- I don't think
she'll find that attractive.

- What was your, like,
turning point?

I'm like, honestly,
I need to thank my boyfriend.

As much as he ----ed me up,

I wouldn't be
where I am today.

- It propelled you.

- She likes a guy that,
like, takes charge.

[laughing]
- I love that you said that.

- I mean that--
I-I mean that--

In the nicest way possible.
- No, you're not wrong.

- It's weird 'cause I really
don't think I have a type.

The only type I really have
is going for people

that are emotionally
unavailable, which, actually,

Tom falls into that bracket,
right now.

So, that checks.

- I'm too easy.
I'm so amicable.

- You're not too easy.

Don't-don't--
- No, I'm amicable.

In a good way.

**

- Kory, you need to tell us
more about Sam.

- What do you wanna know?

- You've obviously
been dating.

You're exclusive, right?

- Well, we haven't, like,
officially said that.

So, it's like we hooked up
back in, like,

August of last year.
- Oh!

- Okay, that's a while.

- Yeah, but I would just
see her, like, once a month.

I would-- I've kind of,
like, seen her.

- Guys,
we're skiing tomorrow.

Please drink water.

We are not dealing with babies
on the mountain.

- Okay.

- Trust me.
I can ski hungover.

- Would you please
drink water,

so we're not hungover
on the mountain?

I don't wanna deal
with babies.

[clears throat]
- Who's a baby?

- Let's go outside.
Outside.

- Wait, wait, wait.
You gotta shake it up first.

- Wait, what?
- No, wait.

- First-timers?
- Oh, my God, are we 12?

- I don't shake my beer
before I--

- If you're shot--
no, I thought you said shotgun.

**

- How was your hot tub?

- Were you making out?
- Yeah.

[laughing]

- Hi, Daniella.
- I love it.

- Hey, you're back.
- I love it.

- I thought you were ready
to make bad decisions.

- I made out with Alex.

- No, girl.

Hasn't he been cracking
onto Jordan this whole time?

Like, you know, you want guys
to get along

with your friend,
but I wouldn't want them

to be super attracted
to my best friend.

- I think it was
a legendary move.

- My ego
won't let me say yes...

but, dammit, yes.

- I made out with Alex.
- You did?

That was so swift.

Look at Alex and Danielle.
They're an inspiration.

Hot tub makeouts--
that could be you, Tom.

- No hard feelings
whatsoever.

It's their shift
at the hot tub tonight.

- Yeah, it was kinda--
it was just fun.

- Regardless,
I think somebody is cute,

so let me see
if I can shoot my shot.

Like, I want in
on those abs.

- You wanna sleep
in my bed?

- I'd like that.

- I don't know if I know
what I'm doing.

I'm out of practice for,
I feel, a really long time.

You seem very comfortable.

Oh, my God.

Nice,
everything about this.

- What?
- Amazing.

- You're so good at that.

- All right, go.

[laughing]

Oh, my God, have sex!

- Shut up.

How fun.

- What is wrong with me?

- Well, I have a bathroom.

- Oh, my God,
I have the room to myself.

I mean, I love Alex,
but this is nice.

This is so nice.

Oh, I love it.

- Yeah.

- I don't--
[laughing]

- Dating, in general,

uh, is an Olympic sport,
and in sports, you know,

before the game,
you wanna amp your team up.

So, that's kind of
what you do.

Like, you kinda
trash talk the opponent.

- I would just rather know now
than keep wondering.

- Also, sh-- talking can be,

you know, a form
of female bonding.

Like, I love Jordan,

so, yeah,
I wanna be her hype girl.

- I'm just gonna let him
know where I'm at

and see what he says.

[snoring]

- Okay, let's go.

- When Jordan was in
her hot girl era,

I had some pull.

It's been quite some time.

I've been celibate for
basically a year and a half.

So, let's see how this goes
'cause I am dusty.

[knocking]

- Coming up...

- Do you think Jordan
is pissed

that you hooked up
with Danielle?

You guys kinda had, like,
a connection, didn't you?

- Yeah, maybe it will be
inspiring or something.

**

[knocking]

- Just go to sleep, Kory.
Just go to sleep.

- (BLEEP).

- There's nothing good
that's gonna happen

if you open that door.

- I don't exactly know
what's behind that door.

It's a little tempting.

I mean, everyone in
this house is hot.

I mean, we-we're all--
we're all single hot people.

Well, not all single,
but this limbo phase

with, you know, me and Sam,
I don't wanna ruin that.

Just go to sleep.

- Hanging out with my friends
shouldn't be this exhausting.

[snoring]

**

- Gross. Ugh.
I'm gonna throw up.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

I keep wanting to sing,
like, Christmas music,

but it's not the vibe.

- * It's the 12th day of winter,
and everyone is here *

* Kyle is blacked out *
. - * Katie was sleeping *

- * Alex was creeping *
- * Casey was sweeping *

- * And some messy bitches
in a share house *

I need some coffee first.
I'm gonna get this goin'.

- I have not had
a stranger man in my bed

at any capacity
post-breakup.

It's fun to have someone
to make out with.

I feel like I'm a
teenager, again.

It's disarming a bit.

- You're alive.
- I'm alive.

- Oh, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle.

- You passed out
in Danielle's bed?

- I did. Yeah.

- Stoked to ski today?
- I cannot wait.

Danielle.
- Hey, hello.

- How was the evening?
- Evening was-was good.

- You got big rockstar energy,
right now.

I can feel it.

- So...?

- No penetration.

I know that's what you're
asking without asking.

I could see it
in your eyes.

- Well, you know.
- It's bed yoga.

I get that.
- Bed yoga.

- He probably uses a lot
of soft tongue moves like...

- Yeah, that's it.

- I like when it just
happens animalistically.

- Yeah, that's easy.
That was effortless.

Not easy.
- That's the wrong word.

I know that you
didn't mean that.

- It's a bad word.
But it was just, like,

no one needed
to question anything.

[clears throat]

- Do you think Jordan
is pissed that you hooked up

with Danielle?

You guys kinda had, like,
a connection, didn't you?

- Yeah.

I feel the opposite
kinda happened

of what was discussed.
- Yeah.

- Oh, man, now I'm kinda
feeling like an ass.

[laughing]

It doesn't really
happen very often

where I hook up with a girl,
and then she's, like,

trying to coach me on how
to hook up with other people.

- Was Jordan
annoyed with you?

- I don't know.
Maybe it will be inspiring.

[laughing]

- This could have been you.

- I can't really sometimes
control my flirtation.

So, it's nice
to know that, you know,

in Danielle's eyes, it's not
gonna cause any issues.

- Think he's gonna
get clingy?

Maybe a little bit.
- I sure hope not.

**

- Does anybody want a little
breakfast sandwich here?

- Oh, yes, please.
- Just eggs and bacon?

- Yes, please.

- We're gonna ski
and then do après.

- And pray?
- Après.

- Oh.
- Après.

- Après

- Do you want
a little hot sauce?

I got tabasco somewhere.

- Probably not something
you wanna hear,

but you're going
skiing in an hour.

[groans]

- Did anything good
happen last night?

- Danielle and
Alex hooked up.

- Oh, you're welcome for being
the first house hookup.

- Oww.

Christen the new place.
- Clap it up. Clap it up.

- Wow, this is
a ----ing good morning.

- What do you need help with?
Where can I touch?

- Rally the troops.

- This is too hot
for this, right now.

- I think I'm gonna
ride with you.

- Yeah.

- Oh, am I the last one?

**

- I tracked down Amanda.

- When is she
aiming to come now?

- Like, a 6:00 a.m.
flight tomorrow.

- Yay.
- Oh, yay!

Amazing.

- Hold my hand?
I don't like it like that.

In between the fingers, yeah.

- Yeah, but your crusty-ass--
look at the skin.

- What?
- Look it.

You need some lotion.
- Ha-ha!

- I always put
lotion on every day.

- I don't believe you.

- Yeah.
- See, that-that I like.

- Ahh!
- You left me hanging.

I was banging on your door,
and you were asleep.

- First of all,
I was not asleep.

- Well, you were ignoring me.
- My door is always open.

- It was locked.
- You can't lock my door.

- Good to know.

- I love your little finger.

**

- Let's go.

Is the car still on?
- No.

Yeah.
[laughing]

- Off to a good start.

- Oh, I love this.

- I should have brought
my peg leg to ski.

- My goal is to make it
down the bunny hill.

- Dude, I wanna be
part of the cool crew.

I don't wanna spend the
whole day doing a lesson.

- Brian? Brian?
- It'll be fun.

- Just be the best on
the bunny hill, okay?

- I feel like a little bitch,
right now.

- I've never taken
a lesson, though, before.

- I've never taken
a lesson either.

I'm pretty stoked
on it, honestly.

- I am, too.

**

Sorry.
- Ooh.

- Did I hit you by accident?
- You're forgiven.

- Yeah, boy, let's go!

- Whoo!
Go, go, go, go!

Whoo!

Oh, (BLEEP), Kory.
[laughing]

Kory just ate sh--.

**

Yeah, Casey.

- Rippin' and tearin'.

- No, I get it.
Like, ski houses are fun,

like, hooking up,
blah, blah, blah,

but we're here to ski.

Love skiing and I think,
after I stopped competing,

I became almost
better at skiing.

You just feel like you
could conquer the world,

but so free at
the same time.

It's better than sex.

It's, like,
the ultimate release.

- Where do we go?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Let's do it.
- Oh, yeah.

- (BLEEP) yeah.
- And if you're a skier,

it's over here.
- All right.

I'm going over here.

- Look at these babies
just crushing it up here.

- Ooh, ooh.

Ooh!
- First goal is this.

- Ahh!

I may be slipping and sliding
on this mountain.

I look good, though.

- Push that knee forward
like you're doing a toe turn.

Beautiful. He's a pro.

- I'm not really
a winter sports guy,

and I'm also not really
a winter guy.

- Ahh!

I'm a ----ing margarita
beach girl at heart.

Like, I can't
change who I am.

- This group,
we're better at après

than we are skiing.

- All right, Brian.
Show us how it's done.

- Yeah, way too good
for this group.

Hot pizza.

- Dude, Brian,
that's what's up.

Nice job.

- The pro squad.
- Breathe it in.

- Guys, let's do Vagabond.
- Cool.

- Does anybody know
what went down

between Danielle and Alex?

- Well, your roommate didn't
come home last night, right?

- He walked in with, like,
this subdued swagger

that you could only have
after you get laid.

Actually, he didn't get laid.
- No, he didn't get laid.

- He did not get laid.
- He did not get laid.

- Oh, but he didn't get laid.
- Sorry.

That just came out wrong.
- They had heavy petting.

- Hello. Errr.

How is it goin'?

- It's going
slowly but surely.

- You picking it up?
You pizza-ing?

- Yeah. I'm pizza-ing all
the way down that hill.

- What-what about
when you open up?

- Friday night,
I don't know.

I can't tell if
you're hung over,

or you just hate
to do this.

- No, I'm just tired.
- Oh.

- I was up so fricking late.

I just wanted, like, a quick,
little, like, make out

with Kory but...
- No?

- No.

- Did you remember getting
a knock on your door

last night?
- I did.

- Is that like the equivalent
of "you up" text?

- Maybe. I don't know.
- I don't know.

- Wait. So,
is your relationship,

are you guys
completely monogamous,

or there's a little bit of,
like, a window of opportunity?

- Thank you.
- Yes!

- A voice of God.
- So, wait, confirm or deny?

- Would you feel guilty
if you hooked up with someone?

That's the question.

- Yeah, would-would
it bother you?

- A little bit?
- Um, yeah.

- Would it weigh on you? Okay.
- Okay, what the (BLEEP)?

Weren't you gonna
bring hot single guys?

Like, come on.
- No, I'm single. I'm single.

- Yeah, that was your job.

- Yeah, but you would
never take initiative.

Katie was right in front
of your face last night,

and you're like, "Should I
heat your food up for you?"

[laughing]

- I was not picking up
on that at all.

- Bro, until, like,
5:00 in the morning.

- You guys are
all hot and fun.

- Yeah, you actually
all are hot and fun.

You girls are
actually all my type.

I said the three girls
that are my type.

- Shocking.
[laughing]

- Shocking.

- No, no, you--
the three girls that are my type

are you guys and Jordan.

- I'm just nervous that
he is more unavailable

than he's letting on.

- Yeah, that's where
I'm trying to gauge.

I'm gonna shoot my shot.

- I can't say I cosign it
'cause I know Sam,

and I love her.
- Facts, facts.

- Sam is my girl.
I'm not going to say,

"Hey, yeah,
definitely go for Kory."

But at the same time,
Kory is the one

who left that door open.

It's not on me
to close it for him.

It sounds a little messy.
- It might be.

- Coming up...

- Has she had, like,
a rebound since the breakup?

- I didn't know she
went through a breakup.

- So, you guys have
covered zero bases.

**

- It's beautiful out here.
- Take a bite.

How is that?
- Yeah, it tastes like skis.

- Whoo!
- Let's go, baby.

- Here we go.
[whooping]

- Drinks!
Now for the best part.

- Oh, yes.
- This looks nice.

[sighs]

- Oh, yeah.

- So, who fell
the most today?

- Kory.
- You.

[laughing]

- How was
the bunny slopes, guys?

- I didn't fall,
which I'm so glad.

That was my one goal.
- We didn't fall. Yeah.

- You're gonna
be sore tomorrow.

It was your first time ever?
- I'm sore, right now.

- Are ya?
[laughing]

- Somethin' to drink
to start it off?

- Can I do a shot of reposado
and a light beer?

- Yeah.
- I'm gonna do that, too.

- Can I have a spicy marg?

- We'll do, um,
two-two tuna pokes,

and then we'll do some wings.

- Mac and cheese--
mac and cheese.

- All right, guys.

I'll be back
in a minute, all right?

- We do stuff
and drink stuff.

- Yeah, it's basically what
this whole vacation is about.

- Are you a tits or ass man?

- I love that personality
wasn't an option

'cause we know.
[laughing]

- Yeah, we know.
- Spicy margies right here.

- Chin-chin.
- Thank you so much.

- Tom?
- Cheers, brother.

- Should I get outta here?
- I got your chili, right here.

- I don't even know if
we're gonna need extra food.

I feel like this is a lot.

- Yeah, I actually
don't need my burger.

- Yeah, join. Come.
- And by infiltrate,

I mean switch seats
with you, Kory.

- Yo, let me know how that is.
- I wanted that wing.

- What's up, girl?
[sighs]

What?
- Wait, what is that?

- Yeah.
- Are you getting vibes?

- No, but I also don't think
I'm giving vibes either yet.

- Mmm.
- Genetics are important.

- Genetics are important.
- Did you have braces?

- Yeah, of course.
- Red flag.

Just kidding. I'm just kidding.
[Laughing]

- I'm gonna shoot the shot.
- Okay.

- I just gotta figure out
when the most opportune time is.

- But you gotta just...
- Do it.

- I will.

- Jordan telling me
that she is into Kory,

I have now friend
zoned myself.

I see Kory as
a brother to me.

Like, maybe not so much
like a brother

'cause, obviously,
we're flirting

through all of it,
but we do, like, normal things,

like wedgies,
and punch each other,

and, like,
I have five brothers.

This is how we show love.
[laughing]

I'm not normal.

- Have you ever seen a group
order this much food

around a fire?
[laughing]

- No.
[laughing]

- We're gonna tap out,
and we're gonna go back,

but we're gonna do the ex hour.

We're gonna make cocktails,
shots really,

that are inspired
by an ex.

- So, toxic?
- I want toxicity.

I encourage toxicity.

For a game like the ex games,
people usually err

on the side of roasting,
but I have decided to

show a little love, you know,
maybe as, like, a cleanse.

- Are we making this ourselves

and then sharing it
with everyone?

- Yeah, and then you have to
call your ex,

so, after you take your shot.

- No, we're taking
that one out.

- Okay, no, no, no.
- Don't do it.

- We nixed that.

My relationship with Katie, uh,
my former wife, right now,

is complicated.

I don't want there to be any,
like, weird tension

or anything.

- I think we're way past
that part.

- How far past?
- Point of no return.

- This is, like,
a preliminary way

of putting out
some sort of positive vibrations

into the universe that
she will maybe return to me

in favor at the reunion.

Karmically speaking,
I do hope, um,

it bodes well for me, you know.

I need to go
and get supplies.

- Do you want company?
I'll go with you, if you want.

- You wanna come?
- Yeah, I'll come.

- Let's go.

- We are home.

- Mother nature!

- I need the hot tub in my life.
- That sounds perfect to me.

- Hot tub?

Yes, I've been
wanting to go in.

- I'm gonna get
my swimsuit on.

- Do you need a drink?
- Maybe a drink and then shower.

Are you asking with your eyes
if I was inviting you?

Oh, my goodness.

- There he is.
- Hey, buddy.

- How we doin'?
- I just texted Amanda.

She's coming tomorrow?
- Yeah.

- I'm so excited
to squeeze her.

- I need my partner in crime.

- Do we need some
highbrow stuff, too,

for people who love their exes?

- No, I don't wanna
set that precedent.

- We'll be crying,
holding hands, and sing kumbaya.

- Oh, yeah.

- Should we write our promises
on paper

and throw them to the wind?
[laughing]

- Ehh, whatever.

- Boom!
- Chin-chin.

**

- Hey.

- Why are all these girls
in bikinis coming out of

Kyle's room, right now?
- Yeah, what's going on?

- So, like, Danielle?
Jordan?

Like, totally
different vibes?

Are you, like--
- Completely different.

They're night and day.
- They're very--

they're very different people.
- Extremely.

- Oh, hey.

- Has she had, like,
a rebound since the breakup?

- Who?
- Danielle.

- I didn't know
she went through a breakup.

- Oh, so, you guys have
covered zero bases.

[laughing]

Are you kidding me?
- I had no idea.

- She was, like,
living with her boyfriend

for two and a half years.
- Oh, no.

- Oh, my God.
[laughing]

- Yikes.
- We got the goods.

- Ooh.
- I got you.

- Oh, thank you.
- It's a heavy door.

- Personally.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- I go on a date
every Friday.

- But think about
our schedule.

- Or do you wanna
meet halfway?

- Single?
- I think about, like, roses,

romantic dates, like,
giddy like that?

- No, like, I get what--
'cause when I'm single,

I'm just like you.
- Yeah.

- I'm like I can ----ing
take care of myself.

- Exactly.
- Right.

- But then
when I'm in a relationship,

I'm like, who cares?
- Yes.

- What time are we doing
this thing tonight?

- Um, about, like, an hour.
- Okay.

- By the way,
this is super casual.

- Yeah.
- You don't have to dress--

This is a great look.
Is that cool?

- No, this is--
this is where I'm at.

- Let's lean into leisure.
- Let's lean into leisure.

- I got you covered.
Don't worry.

- Okay, all right.

I'll see you guys in there.
- Okay.

**

And I'm all alone.

Oh, hell no.

They think I can ----ing--
this is not a one man job.

This doesn't make sense.

Let's get this up here.

[knocking]

- Come in.
- Can I use your shower?

- Yeah.

- Sorry.
- I'm-- do you need a towel?

Oh, you have one.

- Just-just shameless.

I don't share penis
with my friends.

- I can buy a plastic dick,
if I need to.

- I dig ya.

You can pay attention to me
anytime you want.

- Sorry to this man.
- Honestly...

- What?
- Pity me.

- Wait, what?
- Somebody should pity me.

- Okay, we're leaving.
We're leaving.

We're leaving.

Here, bring this sh--,
whatever the (BLEEP) this was.

- That feels nice.

That feels like
my first mistake,

and my second one,
and my third one,

and my fourth one.
[laughing]

- What's up, girl?

- Have you showered
and washed your ass? No.

- Maybe.
- All right.

Let-let's get into it.
This is gonna be therapeutic.

Welcome to the toxic,
cathartic, purge,

unhappy, happy hour.

We're gonna talk
about our exes.

We're gonna let
the demons out.

- Okay.
- And we're all gonna make

drinks that were inspired
by our exes.

- Are we pouring a shot
for everyone out of it?

- Yeah, you're gonna make it,
but we wanna see the color.

And if they've left
a bad taste in your mouth,

we wanna taste
that pain, too.

- My exes hate me.
I've blocked half of 'em.

Half of 'em blocked me.

They've all moved states.

- I would love
for one day

to be not about my ex.

- Some people are, like,
trying to get it on,

and then they're gonna be
talking about their exes.

How is this gonna go?

- It's gonna be
cathartic, you know.

This is gonna be
a good bonding experience.

Hey.

- Coming up...

- Girls can be
friends with guys.

- All right.
Let's get into it.

We're gonna let
the demons out.

- Okay.

- We're all gonna make
drinks that were inspired

by our exes.

- Why are we standing
on the trash?

- No, no, no, no, no.
It's part of my cocktail.

You have to bring it back.

- Oh, my God, I can't.
It smells so bad.

- I'll start it off.
Mine is about Katie.

- Oh, there's a lot
of tequila.

- Okay, okay, so, listen.
Katie would often be like,

"You're a people pleaser,

which is good to an extent,
but you take it to the extreme

and, at times,
to great expense

to my feelings
and our relationship."

So, in honor of that,

I'm gonna pour everybody
a shot of tequila

to remind myself
that I'm not tequila

because I can't
please everybody.

- Stop.

- Oh, (BLEEP),
that was good.

- Nicely done.
- Okay?

Something like that.
- Whoo! Whoo!

- All right, everybody.
You've got 60 seconds.

- One, two, three!
- Go!

- Okay.
- All right, yeah.

This is, yeah, whatever.
- Okay, we're making it.

We're doing this.

- Is there an extra cup
over there?

- All right, we got ice.

- Guys, mine is
gonna be delicious.

- Danielle, Danielle,
you start.

- Um, my ex has a love
for micheladas,

so you are having Mexican beer
and hot vegetable juice.

I drink it very often. Uh...
- Do you think of him?

- Yes.
[laughing]

- Cheers to you
and your ex.

- It's delicious.

Your ex tastes yummy.

All right, Katie,
you got the floor.

- Okay, so, I did
spiced rum

because he worked on
the water, obviously.

He's a yachtie.

Mixed it with
some ginger beer

because sometimes he would
make my stomach burn.

So, ginger.
- Wow.

- He broke up
with me via text.

[gasps]

Yeah.
- Get out.

- Dating (BLEEP) boy
started with Jack.

- I'm sinking.
Get off your ass,

honest to God, boys.

- We're actually
going to the dock.

It was Jack's idea.

- I will never date
a yachtie again, ever.

- All right, in my drink,
she got passed around,

so I was gonna do
a slap the bag.

- all: Oh!

- Let's do it.
Let's do it.

- That was actually
the finisher.

After we broke up,
she tried to hook up with

every single one of my friends.
I'll just say that.

- Slap it!

- Hey, you like how
I sucked it from the bag?

- Slap this sh--.
[laughing]

- I have an extremely
healthy relationship

with my ex-girlfriends.

I have nothing bad to say
about any of them.

I respect them,
and I love them, and--

- Boo!
- Boo!

- That's not what we want.

- I made some very sweet--
- Oh, I ----ing love it.

- Yeah.
- I love that.

- Whoo!

- Kyle has got the floor.
Whoo!

- Shut up.

What we've got here,
is a little strawberry daquiri.

I put vodka
and a little touch of mescal,

a little smoke,
'cause she kinda was a smoke,

but then I realized
that she had, like,

multiple personalities.

[laughing]

Yeah, she's--
it's kind of a liability

to talk about it.

- Wow.
- I still hope that

she finds someone.

It was traumatic.
It was traumatic.

All right, cheers.
- That wasn't great.

- Whoo!

- By far, the worst shot
I've done today.

- All right, let's
keep it goin'.

- I did a combination of
my least favorite exes.

I first started with
Ketel One

because, well,
I like Ketel One,

so I liked them
at some point in my life.

Then I did
half lemonade, half tea

because they were always
halfway in the door,

halfway out.
- Ooh.

- So, it's giving
Arnold Palmer.

- I have a quick gag reflex
for your exes.

- As you should.
- Bleh.

- I know I'm not gonna
find a relationship

in this house,

but a little make out
wouldn't hurt.

* I wanna take you down *

[clears throat]
- All right, well,

um, it started with
something tropical

because we met
in South Florida.

And then, all of a sudden,
ahh, tequila-tequila.

She was the only real
relationship I've ever had.

We were together
for a year,

and then her dad gave me
his blessing to marry her,

and then I was like, whoa,

this has gone too far.

Certain things
that you expect

doesn't ----ing make sense
to anybody

in this whole entire world.

- Shut the (BLEEP) up.

- Oh, we're going
down in flames.

- To Brian's ex!
- To Brian's ex!

- To Brian's ex!
- Ex!

- To Brian's ex.

- Ugh.
- That's actually not bad.

Mine is in honor of my ex
from yachting, as well.

He cheated on me with a girl
from another boat.

Just an absolute
piece of sh--.

- I'm done, I'm done.
I'm ----ing done here.

Calm down with
the waterworks.

----ing hell!
- Tom.

- (BLEEP).

- What did I see in him?

So, I used dirty olive juice,
and I used tequila

because, you know,
at one point,

it was a lot of fun,

and then tomato juice
because I'm okay with

never having it again.

[laughing]
- Oh!

- Yeah.
- Spicy.

- Tastes like a scumbag.

- All right, Casey.
- Let's go.

So, mine is a very
special ingredient,

all organic.

Actually, most of the
ingredients and symbolism

behind my last relationship
can be found in this bag.

- That looks like it
came from a bathroom.

- Dude, that reeks.

- I'm gonna vomit.
- Trash and a little Bud Light.

Do you know what time it is?
Trash.

- Bleh.
- Please don't do that.

- Look at it. It's from
the ----ing trash bag.

- Bleh.
- Please don't do that.

- I'll do one if someone
does it with me.

- I'll do it, I'll do it.

- Who is doing it?
Me and you?

- I'll do it.
- (BLEEP) it. (BLEEP) it.

- In solidarity!

- I can't.
I'm gonna throw up.

- Bleh.
- Oh, God.

- Please, God, no.

- We are not
drinking garbage.

It has garbage in it.

- It has garbage in it.
- Look at it.

- Guys, please don't do that.
- Look at it.

It's from the ----ing trash.
- No, it's actual trash.

- Bleh.
- Please don't do that.

- Don't make that noise.
- I can't, I can't.

[laughing]

- I'll do one,
if someone does it with me.

- I can't.
I'm gonna throw up.

- I'll do it, I'll do it.

- (BLEEP) it.
- In solidarity!

[cheers and applause]

- Are you doing it?
- Oh, God.

[cheers and applause]

- Everyone has
to puke outside.

My ex-boyfriend,
he treated me like trash,

like constantly being judged
for the way I laughed,

the way I ate my food,
the way I drink water.

I had tried so hard to conform
into something I wasn't,

and it made me miserable,
but I also just realized

that it's better
to be yourself than to be

a part of yourself
that you regret.

- All right,
great game, Schwartz.

Way to (BLEEP) everyone up.
- Do you guys feel better?

It was a little cathartic.

[laughing]

- Don't tell me you started
making kale already.

- Actually, I made it
this morning

and forgot about it.
- Can you stop?

Can you stop
with the kale?

- Should I try it?
- You scare me.

You're just like a--

like Bambi that just
always needs kale.

- Ahh!
[laughing]

- We just bonded.

- Do you want me to heat
that up for you, by the way?

- We bonded immediately.
- No. You sure?

- I had to pee so bad.
I'm peeing right here.

Just, okay, I'm going pee.
[laughing]

I can't.
Oh, (BLEEP), I'm--

- I'm just gonna make
this snowbank yellow.

- Done?
Are we-are we there?

- I would do that sober.

- Would you really?
- Yes, of course.

- Oh, I didn't think you
were, like, digging me sober.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I actually like you.

- Rarr.
[laughing]

- I've been out of the game
for such a long time,

but this is fun.
It's light, It's casual.

It's kind of exactly
what I need, right now.

- I think I'm
gonna head to bed.

- Okay, bye.

- No.

You're cool, you're a vibe.

Like, I wanna
hang out with you.

Like, I love this.

- Guys, what are we doing?

- We're having heart to hearts.
Get in 'em, come on.

- I don't know that I wanna
be on a heart to heart.

- No, they're
not that deep.

- Okay, Tom.

I feel like, with you,
they always are.

- Like, I was like
let's-let's--

- What?
- Oh!

- Come on.
- I know.

I dropped too much
on you too early.

The rest of the nation
has very, we'll just say,

strong opinions
about me,

my involvement
in the Scandoval, whatever.

But I come
into this group,

and it's like
they don't really give a sh--,

and I'm not tainted by this
affair that was not mine,

and it's a really
good feeling, you know,

not to be judged anymore.

- Okay, wait.
Oh, you mother----er!

- Oh, sorry.
[laughing]

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.
I owe you.

- No, but you're not
saying you're sorry.

- We were having
a moment about--

- Okay, okay, okay.
- No, no, no,

about-about--
not about us.

- Checking in.

Has anything
else happened?

- With who?

- I haven't gone in yet.
I'm waiting.

I'm a little nervous.

Because I feel like,
most of the time,

I just know I have it
in the bag.

So, I'm kind of, like,
excited by the fact

that I don't know how
it's gonna end up.

- It's just me homies.

- I need to pee.
- I do, too.

- Girls can be
friends with guys.

- Not when you
wanna (BLEEP) me.

- Oh, (BLEEP) off.
[laughing]

(BLEEP).
- Oh, wow, that was good.

[laughing]

- Wait, where did Danielle
and Alex go?

- Wait,
let's make a truce.

- Not Malia hyping me up
all day long

to make a move on Kory,
just to make a move on Kory.

You know that feeling

where you're looking all over
the place for your necklace,

and then the next time
you see your friend,

and she's got it on,
and you're like,

I knew this bitch
had my necklace?

That's how I feel.

- All right. I'm not gonna lie.
- You're a bitch. Open up.

[laughing]

- Is this honestly how you guys
are sleeping right now?

What, is this it?
- I tried to resurrect.

[crying]

- I got so drunk
tonight.

- You resurrected Alex.

- I'm just here by myself.
- Oh, my God, dude.

- Everyone is so
----ing boring.

- I can't-I can't--
[crying]

[sighing]

- What?

[crying]

[crying]
- What is going on--

No, no, no, no, no.

Wait, wait, wait.
Baby girl, baby girl.

I don't know
what's going on.

I'm just gonna hold you.
I'm just embracing you.

- Is that crying?

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, God,
I have to go see.

- Who is crying?

- Okay, we're all here.
We're all here.

Guys, get in.
Get the (BLEEP) in.

- Me and you were--
we were in our happy place.

- Can you guys
come in here?

[door slams]
[picture clatters]

[laughing]

- It was, like,
the whole day,

I feel like
you were the one

who was most encouraging me
making a move.

And so, when I saw
you guys peck, kiss,

I was like--
- Who?

- You and Kory.

- Whoa, Kory and I
did not kiss.

- I literally saw you.

- No, no, no, no.
Jordan, we did not kiss.

- I-I can issue this,
right now--

- Whoa, Jordan, seriously,
Kory and I never kissed.

Yeah, I was not
kissing Kory.

I was spitting in his mouth.
[laughing]

In, like, the least
sexual way possible.

If that's what upset you,
I'm really sorry.

That's a misconception,
100%.

I'll tell you
that's what happened.

Like, while I understand
where she's coming from,

I'm also ----ing annoyed
'cause I'm like,

I value my relationship
with Jordan far more

than, like, a random
hookup with Kory.

- Thanks for
listening, honestly.

[knocking]

- I still don't know
what happened.

- Okay.

- Jordan, we got you, okay?
[mumbling]

What the (BLEEP)?
It ain't even about--

- I'm sorry it came
out like that.

- It-- no, no, don't apologize.
- No, it's okay.

- Do not apologize.

- Who cares?

- Ooh.

**

Next time, on
"Winter House"...

- Whoo!

- Oh, my goodness!

- To a night out
in Bollywood.

- It's been brought
to my attention

that you have been
talking sh-- about my girl.

- Amanda!

- If this keeps happening,
we're gonna have some issues.

- (BLEEP) off.

- I'm finding myself
attracted to Tom.

Is this just a little
high school crush,

or could this actually happen?

[cheering]