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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,590 --> 00:00:06,523 COME ON. GIVE ME A FLUSH. 2 00:00:06,592 --> 00:00:08,552 GIVE ME A FLUSH. GIVE ME A FLUSH. 3 00:00:08,594 --> 00:00:10,554 GIVE ME A FLUSH! GIVE ME A FLUSH! 4 00:00:10,596 --> 00:00:13,263 ♪♪ 5 00:00:13,332 --> 00:00:16,400 A STRAIGHT. HEY, A STRAIGHT. 6 00:00:16,469 --> 00:00:18,673 HEY, VAN, ELIZABETH AND I HAVE A PLAYDATE WITH 7 00:00:18,697 --> 00:00:21,071 HER FRIEND MINDY, AND WE REALLY WANT YOU TO COME. 8 00:00:21,140 --> 00:00:24,540 WHAT? WHAT? CHEYENNE, CAN YOU NOT STAND THERE? YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN BAD LUCK. 9 00:00:26,845 --> 00:00:29,230 I SAID, "ELIZABETH AND I HAVE A PLAYDATE WITH HER 10 00:00:29,254 --> 00:00:31,515 FRIEND MINDY, AND WE REALLY WANT YOU TO COME." 11 00:00:31,584 --> 00:00:34,484 SORRY, I GOT A PLAYDATE WITH THE ROYAL FAMILY. 12 00:00:34,553 --> 00:00:39,522 YOU KNOW WHAT, VAN? WE HAVE A PROBLEM. YOU HAVE BEEN REALLY DISTANT LATELY. 13 00:00:39,591 --> 00:00:42,092 I KNOW. I'M SORRY. 14 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:45,829 FINE, PLAY YOUR SILLY LITTLE GAME. JUST HELP ME OUT TO THE CAR. 15 00:00:45,898 --> 00:00:49,799 - I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME. - I SAID, "HELP ME OUT TO THE CAR!" 16 00:00:49,868 --> 00:00:52,836 MRS. H, WILL YOU SIT IN FOR ME? 17 00:00:52,904 --> 00:00:55,606 - WELL, I HAVEN'T PLAYED POKER IN A LONG TIME. - THAT'S OKAY. 18 00:00:55,674 --> 00:00:57,941 MY SCREEN NAME IS "SCREEN NAME." 19 00:01:00,345 --> 00:01:02,045 KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF. 20 00:01:08,220 --> 00:01:10,154 OKAY, OKAY! 21 00:01:10,222 --> 00:01:12,156 I'LL CALL. ♪♪ 22 00:01:12,224 --> 00:01:15,926 NO, WAIT! I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING! I WANT TO TAKE IT BACK. HOW DO I TAKE IT BACK? 23 00:01:15,995 --> 00:01:19,063 WAIT, WHOA. THREE SEVENS. LEAVE IT! LEAVE IT! 24 00:01:19,131 --> 00:01:21,065 ♪♪ I WIN! 25 00:01:23,468 --> 00:01:25,402 WHAT A RUSH! 26 00:01:26,605 --> 00:01:29,038 OKAY, THANKS, MRS. H. I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE. 27 00:01:31,042 --> 00:01:33,743 - OKAY. MRS. H. - KEEP TAPPING ME, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE THAT ARM. 28 00:01:36,082 --> 00:01:40,617 WHY ARE ALL THE WOMEN IN THIS FAMILY SO MEAN? 29 00:01:43,422 --> 00:01:45,121 HA, HEY! 30 00:01:45,190 --> 00:01:47,924 ♪ MY ROOTS ARE PLANTED IN THE PAST ♪ 31 00:01:47,993 --> 00:01:50,360 ♪ THOUGH MY LIFE IS CHANGING FAST ♪ 32 00:01:50,429 --> 00:01:54,431 ♪ WHO I AM IS WHO I WANT TO BE ♪ 33 00:01:54,499 --> 00:01:57,234 ♪ A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TOO HARD ♪ 34 00:01:57,302 --> 00:01:59,969 ♪ WHO LOVES HER KIDS AND NEVER STOPS ♪ 35 00:02:00,038 --> 00:02:01,605 ♪ WITH GENTLE HANDS ♪ 36 00:02:01,673 --> 00:02:03,540 ♪ AND THE HEART OF A FIGHTER ♪ 37 00:02:06,344 --> 00:02:10,180 ♪ I'M A SURVIVOR ♪♪ 38 00:02:17,923 --> 00:02:21,925 MOM, I WANNA PLAY ON THE COMPUTER. 39 00:02:21,994 --> 00:02:25,328 JAKE, WE HAVE A PERFECTLY GOOD TELEVISION OVER THERE. USE IT. 40 00:02:27,433 --> 00:02:31,334 HEY, REBA. I HEARD YOU CAUGHT THE GAMBLING BUG. 41 00:02:31,404 --> 00:02:33,336 AH, IT'S JUST A GAME. 42 00:02:33,406 --> 00:02:35,739 GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD. 43 00:02:38,143 --> 00:02:40,076 OH, ISN'T THAT CUTE? 44 00:02:40,145 --> 00:02:42,279 LITTLE CHAT BOXES NEXT TO THE OTHER PLAYERS. 45 00:02:42,347 --> 00:02:44,826 DO YOU HAVE TO PLAY TO GET A SCREEN NAME? MM-HMM. 46 00:02:44,850 --> 00:02:46,784 BECAUSE I WANNA BE "WOOKIE LOVER." 47 00:03:00,399 --> 00:03:02,331 "WOOKIE LOVER"? MM-HMM. 48 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:06,236 THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS SCREEN NAME I'VE EVER HEARD. 49 00:03:06,304 --> 00:03:09,873 WELL, WHAT'S YOURS? "RAMBLIN' RED ROSE." 50 00:03:12,011 --> 00:03:15,679 MY SCREEN NAME IS "LADY KILLER." 51 00:03:18,984 --> 00:03:21,518 OKAY, ELIZABETH, YOU AND MINDY CAN GET A JUICE BOX. 52 00:03:22,921 --> 00:03:24,854 WHO'S YOUR BOYFRIEND? 53 00:03:24,924 --> 00:03:27,457 JAKE! LITTLE BROTHERS. 54 00:03:27,526 --> 00:03:31,194 I'M GONNA TELL MOM ABOUT THAT MAGAZINE UNDER YOUR MATTRESS. 55 00:03:34,433 --> 00:03:37,200 ACTUALLY, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. WHO'S THIS? 56 00:03:37,269 --> 00:03:41,337 OH, UM, MICHAEL, THIS IS MY MOM, REBA, AND MY STEP-MOM, BARBRA JEAN. 57 00:03:41,406 --> 00:03:43,339 HELLO. 58 00:03:43,408 --> 00:03:46,376 NICE TO MEET YOU. YOU HAVE A LOVELY DAUGHTER AND GRANDDAUGHTER. 59 00:03:46,445 --> 00:03:50,313 AND YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY SOMETHING ELSE. 60 00:03:50,382 --> 00:03:53,783 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I MIGHT HAVE LEFT ELIZABETH'S BLANKIE AT YOUR HOUSE. 61 00:03:53,853 --> 00:03:55,830 I'LL COME BY LATER AND GRAB IT. 62 00:03:55,854 --> 00:03:58,355 MAKE SURE YOU DO. I'M HAVING A GARAGE SALE ON SATURDAY. 63 00:03:58,423 --> 00:04:01,024 OH. 64 00:04:02,627 --> 00:04:05,595 OKAY. UM, GOTTA GO. OKAY. 65 00:04:05,664 --> 00:04:07,731 MINDY, LET'S GO, BABY. 66 00:04:07,799 --> 00:04:11,735 OKAY, SERIOUSLY, WHO IS THAT? THAT'S MINDY'S DAD. 67 00:04:11,803 --> 00:04:14,204 WHERE'S MINDY'S MOM? 68 00:04:14,272 --> 00:04:18,408 OH, THEY'RE DIVORCED. WE TALKED ABOUT IT FOR, LIKE, HOURS. HE EVEN CRIED A LITTLE. 69 00:04:18,477 --> 00:04:21,077 YEAH. HE SAID HE WASN'T SURE IF HE'D EVER FIND LOVE AGAIN. 70 00:04:21,146 --> 00:04:22,879 I CRIED A LITTLE TOO. 71 00:04:22,948 --> 00:04:26,416 WELL, WHERE WERE THE KIDS WHILE YOU TWO WERE DOIN' ALL THIS CRYING? 72 00:04:26,485 --> 00:04:30,920 THEY WERE PLAYING IN THE TREE HOUSE. YOU GUYS, HE HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BACKYARD. 73 00:04:30,989 --> 00:04:33,556 HE MADE US BRUNCH. WE PICNICKED ON THE LAWN. HE'S SO FUNNY. 74 00:04:33,625 --> 00:04:37,894 HE TOLD ME THIS STORY ABOUT THIS TIME... OKAY, WELL, YOU HAD TO BE THERE. 75 00:04:39,831 --> 00:04:44,767 CHEYENNE, YOU HAD A DATE WITH THIS MAN. 76 00:04:44,836 --> 00:04:47,103 IT WAS NOT A DATE. 77 00:04:47,172 --> 00:04:52,376 WE JUST... WE HAD SHRIMP SCAMPI AND A GLASS OF CHARDONNAY ON THE SWING IN THE GAZEBO. 78 00:04:55,180 --> 00:04:59,482 CHEYENNE, HONEY, MY HONEYMOON WASN'T THAT GOOD. 79 00:05:01,386 --> 00:05:04,487 OH, NO. AND I HAVE TO GO BACK THERE TO GET ELIZABETH'S BLANKIE. 80 00:05:04,556 --> 00:05:07,524 WELL, FIX YOUR LIPSTICK BEFORE YOU GO. AND THROW ON A LITTLE PERFUME. 81 00:05:07,592 --> 00:05:11,928 - WHAT? - WELL, I'M NOT SAYIN' SHE SHOULD DATE THE MAN, 82 00:05:11,997 --> 00:05:16,399 BUT THERE'S NOTHIN' WRONG WITH A WOMAN GETTING A LITTLE ATTENTION FROM OTHERS. 83 00:05:16,468 --> 00:05:18,468 KEEPS THE MARRIAGE FRESH. 84 00:05:18,537 --> 00:05:22,305 KINDA THE WAY YOU FRESHENED MY MARRIAGE WITH BROCK? 85 00:05:25,043 --> 00:05:28,978 CHEYENNE, YOU HAVE TO TALK TO MICHAEL AND TELL HIM THE TRUTH. 86 00:05:29,047 --> 00:05:31,250 TELL HIM YOU'RE A MARRIED WOMAN, AND YOU DON'T 87 00:05:31,274 --> 00:05:33,550 FEEL COMFORTABLE BEING ALONE WITH A SINGLE MAN. 88 00:05:33,618 --> 00:05:36,453 - HE'LL UNDERSTAND. - YEAH. THAT'S PROBABLY BEST. 89 00:05:36,521 --> 00:05:39,822 - REMEMBER, BE FIRM. - OH, I'VE BEEN DOING SQUATS. 90 00:05:44,630 --> 00:05:47,597 ♪♪ YES, THREE EIGHTS! WINNER! 91 00:05:47,666 --> 00:05:49,811 MR. H, THAT'S, LIKE, FOUR HANDS IN A ROW. 92 00:05:49,835 --> 00:05:51,813 HOW'D YOU GET SO GOOD AT PLAYING POKER? 93 00:05:51,837 --> 00:05:56,239 WHEN BARBRA JEAN AND I WERE SEPARATED, I HAD A LOT OF TIME TO THINK. 94 00:05:56,307 --> 00:05:59,575 AND THAT BOTHERED ME, SO I STARTED PLAYING POKER ONLINE. 95 00:05:59,644 --> 00:06:03,847 NOTHING HUGE. JUST, YOU KNOW, FUN STUFF TO PASS THE TIME, KEEP ME OUT OF MY HEAD. 96 00:06:03,916 --> 00:06:06,616 YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 97 00:06:06,684 --> 00:06:09,185 I DON'T LIKE IT IN MY HEAD EITHER. 98 00:06:09,254 --> 00:06:13,089 WELL, OF COURSE YOU DON'T. YOU'RE A GUY. WE'RE SIMPLE. 99 00:06:13,158 --> 00:06:15,198 WE ARE THINKING ONE OF THREE THINGS: 100 00:06:15,260 --> 00:06:19,662 I WANT A SANDWICH; I WANT A WOMAN; I WANT A WOMAN WHO CAN MAKE ME A SANDWICH. 101 00:06:20,733 --> 00:06:22,698 WHY DON'T WOMEN KNOW WE'RE SIMPLE? 102 00:06:22,767 --> 00:06:25,802 I MEAN, CHEYENNE ALWAYS WANTS ME TO LISTEN. 103 00:06:25,871 --> 00:06:28,371 THAT'S FINE. IF I GOT A MAGAZINE OR SOMETHING. 104 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:31,240 BUT IT'S JUST... I DON'T KNOW. 105 00:06:31,309 --> 00:06:33,376 WE'VE BEEN KINDA STRAINED LATELY. 106 00:06:33,445 --> 00:06:37,013 AND I'M JUST FEELIN'... 107 00:06:37,081 --> 00:06:39,161 WELL, I... I DON'T REALLY LIKE TALKING ABOUT 108 00:06:39,185 --> 00:06:41,384 THE WAY I FEEL, 'CAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL, UH... 109 00:06:41,453 --> 00:06:44,354 WELL, I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT! 110 00:06:44,423 --> 00:06:46,823 YEAH, EXACTLY. THAT'S HOW MEN ARE. 111 00:06:46,892 --> 00:06:50,327 YOU KNOW, WE DON'T LIKE A LOT OF THE YICK-YACK AND THE BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 112 00:06:50,395 --> 00:06:53,864 OH, DON'T FORGET THE... 113 00:06:57,302 --> 00:07:01,905 THE ONLY WAY FOR A MAN TO BE HAPPY IS TO GET REALLY GOOD AT PRETENDING TO LISTEN. 114 00:07:01,974 --> 00:07:05,675 YEAH, BUT CHEYENNE ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN I'M PRETENDING. 115 00:07:05,744 --> 00:07:08,745 WELL, THEN YOU HAVE TO PRACTICE WHAT I CALL "HALF-LISTENING." 116 00:07:08,813 --> 00:07:11,759 THAT'S WHEN YOU LISTEN FOR A KEY WORD THAT YOU CAN REPEAT BACK... 117 00:07:11,783 --> 00:07:13,883 AS PROOF THAT YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION. 118 00:07:16,254 --> 00:07:18,521 YOU KNOW, YOU ARE REALLY GOOD AT THIS RELATIONSHIP STUFF. 119 00:07:18,590 --> 00:07:21,358 YOU CAN TELL YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED TWICE. 120 00:07:25,230 --> 00:07:27,730 AND WHEN A WOMAN STARTS TALKING, 121 00:07:27,799 --> 00:07:30,566 YOU JUST NOD YOUR HEAD AND SAY, "MM-HMM." 122 00:07:30,635 --> 00:07:32,568 SOMETIMES I'LL THROW IN, "COOL." 123 00:07:33,605 --> 00:07:35,405 COOL. 124 00:07:35,474 --> 00:07:38,519 YEAH, BUT LISTEN, THAT'S ONLY FOR THE REALLY SKILLED HALF-LISTENER. 125 00:07:38,543 --> 00:07:41,310 BECAUSE, INEVITABLY, SHE'S GONNA SAY SOMETHING LIKE, 126 00:07:41,379 --> 00:07:44,781 "MY CAT GOT RUN OVER BY A CAR TODAY." AND YOU'LL SAY, "COOL." 127 00:07:46,251 --> 00:07:48,885 WHAT HAPPENS THEN? YOU BUY HER FLOWERS. 128 00:07:50,622 --> 00:07:53,667 MR. H, THIS IS AWESOME. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA BUY CHEYENNE SOME FLOWERS. 129 00:07:53,691 --> 00:07:55,625 DAISIES. THOSE ARE HER FAVORITE. 130 00:07:55,694 --> 00:07:59,796 HEY, LISTEN. HAVE THEM WRITE SOMETHING REALLY CHICK-LIKE ON THE CARD, OKAY? 131 00:07:59,864 --> 00:08:01,798 LAY IT ON AS THICK AS YOU CAN. 132 00:08:01,867 --> 00:08:06,236 THE MORE RIDICULOUS IT SOUNDS TO YOU, THE MORE SHE'S GONNA LIKE IT. 133 00:08:06,304 --> 00:08:09,472 MR. H, YOU'RE SAVIN' ME HERE. 134 00:08:09,540 --> 00:08:11,807 YOU ARE AN AWESOME FATHER-IN-LAW. 135 00:08:12,878 --> 00:08:14,878 YEAH, I KNOW. 136 00:08:16,381 --> 00:08:20,316 YOU KNOW, IT'S GREAT TO HAVE SOMEONE TO TEACH THIS STUFF TO. 137 00:08:20,385 --> 00:08:22,318 OKAY. ♪♪ 138 00:08:22,387 --> 00:08:26,089 WHOA. DANG. THIS RED ROSE IS REALLY GOOD. 139 00:08:30,795 --> 00:08:33,696 "HEY, RED ROSE, TAKE IT EASY. 140 00:08:33,766 --> 00:08:36,966 YOU'RE SCOOPIN' UP MY MONEY LIKE AN EX-WIFE." 141 00:08:42,407 --> 00:08:46,342 I JUST LOVE A MAN WHO GIVES ME HIS MONEY. YEAH. YEAH. 142 00:08:46,411 --> 00:08:48,545 OH, CHECK IT OUT. HE'S A HOOT. 143 00:08:48,613 --> 00:08:51,347 AND HIS SCREEN NAME IS "GOLDEN GOD." 144 00:08:51,416 --> 00:08:55,818 LOOK. LOOK AT THAT. "IF YOU LOOK HALF AS GOOD AS YOU PLAY POKER, 145 00:08:55,887 --> 00:08:58,821 YOU SHOULD BE A MODEL." 146 00:08:58,890 --> 00:09:02,158 HE'S PROBABLY MARRIED TO SOME PATHETIC SAD SACK. 147 00:09:03,662 --> 00:09:05,795 OH, LOOK AT THAT. HEY. 148 00:09:05,864 --> 00:09:08,131 OH. DID YOU TELL HIM? 149 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:10,433 YEAH. HE GOT REALLY QUIET. 150 00:09:10,502 --> 00:09:14,204 GUYS DON'T REALLY TAKE IT THAT WELL WHEN THEY KNOW THEY'RE NOT GONNA SEE ME ANYMORE. 151 00:09:15,707 --> 00:09:17,685 WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU SAY TO HIM? 152 00:09:17,709 --> 00:09:21,309 WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT HIS FEELINGS, SO I TOLD HIM THAT I REALLY LIKED HIM, 153 00:09:21,346 --> 00:09:24,314 BUT I WASN'T SURE ELIZABETH WAS ENJOYING HER PLAYDATES. 154 00:09:24,382 --> 00:09:27,617 THAT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU LIKE HIM, BUT YOU DON'T WANT THE KIDS AROUND. 155 00:09:27,686 --> 00:09:30,898 OH, NO, NO, NO, MOM. I WAS VERY CLEAR ABOUT THE WAY I SAID IT. 156 00:09:30,922 --> 00:09:33,957 MY BODY LANGUAGE WAS, "IT'S OVER." I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, I HAD MY ARMS FOLDED. 157 00:09:36,294 --> 00:09:38,227 CHEYENNE, THAT'S NOT CLEAR. 158 00:09:38,297 --> 00:09:41,531 - FOLDING YOUR ARMS COULD MEAN, "I'M COLD. HOLD ME." - MOM. 159 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:45,034 IT COULD ALSO MEAN, "WHAT UP, DAWG?" 160 00:09:56,081 --> 00:09:58,648 HELLO. GOT A DELIVERY FOR CHEYENNE MONTGOMERY. 161 00:09:58,717 --> 00:10:00,850 THAT'S ME. THANKS. 162 00:10:00,919 --> 00:10:02,852 WHO WOULD SEND ME FLOWERS? 163 00:10:02,921 --> 00:10:04,899 OH, GEE, I DON'T KNOW. 164 00:10:04,923 --> 00:10:07,601 MAYBE SOMEBODY WHO HAS A HUGE CRUSH ON YOU, LIKE MICHAEL. 165 00:10:07,625 --> 00:10:09,893 OH, NO, IT COULDN'T BE HIM. 166 00:10:09,961 --> 00:10:12,261 YOU FOLDED YOUR ARMS. 167 00:10:13,965 --> 00:10:16,700 MAYBE IT'S NOT HIM. IT COULD BE VAN. 168 00:10:16,768 --> 00:10:20,403 "YOU ARE THE AIR I BREATHE AND THE BEATS OF MY HEART. 169 00:10:20,472 --> 00:10:23,439 I LIVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR WORDS." 170 00:10:25,576 --> 00:10:28,177 SOUNDS LIKE VAN. 171 00:10:28,246 --> 00:10:33,850 OH, THAT'S NOT VAN. THIS IS MICHAEL. OH, THAT IS JUST SO FORWARD. 172 00:10:33,919 --> 00:10:36,353 MAKES ME SO MAD, 173 00:10:36,421 --> 00:10:40,357 I JUST WANNA PUT ON SOME LIPSTICK AND GO OVER THERE! 174 00:10:40,425 --> 00:10:42,893 I MEAN, FLOWERS? YEAH. 175 00:10:42,961 --> 00:10:46,095 HE SENDS ME FLOWERS? YOU GUYS, IF VAN SEES THESE, HE IS GONNA FREAK. 176 00:10:46,164 --> 00:10:48,597 HOW DID THIS MICHAEL GUY KNOW THAT YOU LIKE DAISIES? 177 00:10:48,666 --> 00:10:52,134 I MIGHT HAVE TOLD HIM THAT DAISIES WERE MY FAVORITE FLOWER. 178 00:10:52,203 --> 00:10:55,705 OH. YOU TOLD HIM YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER? 179 00:10:55,773 --> 00:11:00,410 CHEYENNE, THAT IS LIKE EMOTIONAL THIRD BASE. 180 00:11:02,547 --> 00:11:06,049 WELL, IT'S OBVIOUS THAT THIS GUY IS NOT GONNA JUST GO AWAY. 181 00:11:06,117 --> 00:11:09,819 OH, WHAT DID I DO? I DIDN'T MEAN TO LEAD HIM ON. 182 00:11:09,888 --> 00:11:14,057 WHY DID GOD CURSE ME WITH SUBTLE BEAUTY AND A BUBBLY PERSONALITY? 183 00:11:14,125 --> 00:11:18,661 I KNOW. OKAY, ARE YOU READY TO LISTEN TO ME NOW? 184 00:11:18,730 --> 00:11:21,698 YOU NEED TO CALL MICHAEL AND TELL HIM STRAIGHT UP... 185 00:11:21,766 --> 00:11:24,667 THAT YOU ARE A MARRIED WOMAN AND HE CANNOT CONTACT YOU ANYMORE. 186 00:11:24,736 --> 00:11:30,573 OR BETTER YET, SEND HIM FLOWERS WITH A NASTY NOTE. 187 00:11:30,642 --> 00:11:32,475 WHAT? 188 00:11:32,543 --> 00:11:37,613 I ONCE HAD A GENTLEMAN CALLER WHO KEPT SENDING ME FLOWERS AGAINST MY WILL. 189 00:11:37,682 --> 00:11:41,918 SO I SENT HIM FLOWERS BACK WITH A NASTY NOTE, AND IT WORKED. 190 00:11:41,986 --> 00:11:44,087 I NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN. 191 00:11:44,156 --> 00:11:47,990 I MEAN, SOMETIMES I SENSED MY PHOTOGRAPH WAS BEING TAKEN. 192 00:11:53,264 --> 00:11:55,198 BUT I NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN. 193 00:11:57,402 --> 00:12:00,402 BARBRA JEAN, THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK. OH, YES, IT WILL. 194 00:12:00,471 --> 00:12:04,006 THIS MICHAEL GUY CLEARLY SPEAKS THE LANGUAGE OF THE FLORA. 195 00:12:04,075 --> 00:12:06,208 NOW, IF WE ONLY KNEW WHAT HIS FAVORITE FLOWER WAS. 196 00:12:06,277 --> 00:12:08,878 OH, IT'S A TIE BETWEEN BIRDS OF PARADISE AND AZALEAS. 197 00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:14,617 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU TWO DIDN'T TALK ABOUT? 198 00:12:14,686 --> 00:12:20,022 JUST WRITE, "STAY OUT OF MY LIFE, OR I WILL CALL THE POLICE. 199 00:12:21,259 --> 00:12:23,192 ENJOY THESE BIRDS OF PARADISE." 200 00:12:25,697 --> 00:12:28,264 CHEYENNE, TALK TO MICHAEL. 201 00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,266 AND THIS TIME, DON'T USE BODY LANGUAGE. 202 00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:32,535 IT WAS YOUR BODY THAT GOT YOU INTO THIS MESS! 203 00:12:32,604 --> 00:12:34,737 I SEE. I'M GONNA TAKE THESE FLOWERS... 204 00:12:34,806 --> 00:12:37,373 AND THROW 'EM IN THE TRASH BEFORE VAN SEES 'EM. 205 00:12:37,442 --> 00:12:40,509 DO IT MY WAY, CHEYENNE. I AM NOT WRONG. 206 00:12:41,946 --> 00:12:44,347 - I THINK SHE'S WRONG. - SO WRONG. SEND FLOWERS. 207 00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:46,382 OKAY. 208 00:12:49,888 --> 00:12:51,888 SOMEONE JUST TOOK MY PICTURE. 209 00:13:10,174 --> 00:13:13,842 I SPEAK SEVEN LANGUAGES, 210 00:13:13,911 --> 00:13:16,479 AND I'M A CRACK SHOT WITH A CROSSBOW. 211 00:13:18,483 --> 00:13:20,483 HOW ABOUT YOU? 212 00:13:22,253 --> 00:13:27,523 SOME SAY I REMIND THEM OF AN AMERICAN-LOOKING ANTONIO BANDERAS. 213 00:13:30,861 --> 00:13:32,861 ESPECIALLY WHEN I DANCE THE FLAMENCO. 214 00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:40,002 MY HAIR IS THE COLOR OF THE MORNING SUN. 215 00:13:40,071 --> 00:13:42,805 HENCE THE NAME, GOLDEN GOD. 216 00:13:45,810 --> 00:13:49,045 MR. H. MR. H. 217 00:13:49,113 --> 00:13:51,581 MR. H! WHAT? 218 00:13:51,649 --> 00:13:55,784 WE HAVE A PROBLEM. I FOUND THE DAISIES I SENT CHEYENNE IN THE TRASH. 219 00:13:55,853 --> 00:13:58,721 IN THE TRASH? IF YOU'D TOLD ME SHE WAS THAT MAD AT YOU, 220 00:13:58,789 --> 00:14:00,923 WE COULD HAVE GONE WITH ROSES FROM THE GET-GO. 221 00:14:00,992 --> 00:14:05,795 MR. H, MAYBE I SHOULD JUST START PAYING ATTENTION TO MY WIFE. 222 00:14:10,568 --> 00:14:12,501 YOU DON'T WANNA GO THERE, SON. 223 00:14:14,305 --> 00:14:17,339 LOOK, JUST ORDER THE FLOWERS, AND WE'LL GO FROM THERE. 224 00:14:17,408 --> 00:14:21,143 - ALL RIGHT, GOT IT. - OH, AND, UH, LEAVE THOSE FLOWERS HERE. 225 00:14:21,212 --> 00:14:24,547 - WHY? - I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING ABOUT BARBRA JEAN FEELING NEGLECTED, 226 00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:26,816 AND BLAH, BLAH, BLAH AND... ANYWAY, I'M IN TROUBLE. 227 00:14:39,864 --> 00:14:42,765 HI. I'M MICHAEL. HEY, MICHAEL. 228 00:14:44,602 --> 00:14:49,272 THOSE AREN'T ROSES. NO, THEY'RE BIRDS OF PARADISE. 229 00:14:49,340 --> 00:14:51,641 YEAH. FLOWERS ARE FLOWERS. 230 00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:53,876 JUST GIVE ME THE PIGEONS OF PARADISE. 231 00:14:53,945 --> 00:14:57,546 I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO GIVE THESE FLOWERS TO CHEYENNE MYSELF. 232 00:14:57,615 --> 00:15:02,384 HEY, MICHAEL, BUDDY, LISTEN, I REALLY APPRECIATE THE ENTHUSIASM FOR THE JOB, 233 00:15:02,453 --> 00:15:04,653 BUT I'M GONNA TIP YA A BUCK EITHER WAY. 234 00:15:04,722 --> 00:15:07,055 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE ME THE FLOWERS, 235 00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:09,102 AND I'LL MAKE SURE CHEYENNE GETS THEM. 236 00:15:09,126 --> 00:15:13,195 THEY'RE NOT FOR CHEYENNE. THEY'RE FROM CHEYENNE. CHEYENNE GOT ME FLOWERS? 237 00:15:16,968 --> 00:15:20,202 MMM, NOT EXACTLY. WELL, WHO ELSE WOULD SHE GET 'EM FOR? I'M HER HUSBAND. 238 00:15:21,239 --> 00:15:23,172 HERE YOU GO. 239 00:15:27,178 --> 00:15:29,645 HE FORGOT HIS DOLLAR. 240 00:15:31,115 --> 00:15:33,195 VAN, I DON'T THINK THOSE FLOWERS ARE FOR YOU. 241 00:15:34,319 --> 00:15:37,653 WELL, I THINK SOMEONE'S A LITTLE JEALOUS. 242 00:15:37,722 --> 00:15:41,356 I'LL JUST PUT THESE HERE SO LONELY PEOPLE CAN ENJOY 'EM TOO. 243 00:15:41,425 --> 00:15:43,458 WELL, LET'S JUST SEE WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY. 244 00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:46,529 VAN, DON'T READ THE CARD. IT'S BAD LUCK TO READ THE NOTE. 245 00:15:47,998 --> 00:15:50,166 "I HAD A NICE TIME WITH YOU, 246 00:15:50,234 --> 00:15:53,635 AND I'M VERY SORRY, BUT I CAN NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN." 247 00:15:57,475 --> 00:16:00,909 THREE YEARS OF MARRIAGE AND A CHILD TOGETHER, AND THAT'S A "NICE TIME"? 248 00:16:01,913 --> 00:16:03,846 THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE. 249 00:16:03,914 --> 00:16:06,349 YEAH, I THINK THERE HAS BEEN A MISTAKE. 250 00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:09,785 - AND HERE'S CHEYENNE TO EXPLAIN IT. - EXPLAIN WHAT? 251 00:16:09,854 --> 00:16:13,956 UH, REMEMBER THOSE FLOWERS THAT YOU SENT EARLIER? 252 00:16:14,024 --> 00:16:17,292 WELL, THEY WERE, UM, RETURNED. 253 00:16:17,361 --> 00:16:20,129 AND VAN THINKS THAT THE NOTE IS FOR HIM. 254 00:16:20,198 --> 00:16:23,632 AND SINCE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'S NOT GETTIN' FLOWERS TODAY, 255 00:16:25,403 --> 00:16:27,443 I'M GONNA GO HAVE SOME WINE. 256 00:16:31,409 --> 00:16:33,409 WELL, I'M WAITING. 257 00:16:33,478 --> 00:16:37,413 OKAY, VAN, THOSE FLOWERS... THEY WEREN'T FOR YOU. THEY WERE FOR ANOTHER MAN. 258 00:16:41,352 --> 00:16:43,312 WHAT? NO, NO. 259 00:16:45,522 --> 00:16:47,574 SEE, MINDY'S DADDY, MICHAEL, AND I HAD WHAT 260 00:16:47,598 --> 00:16:49,625 I THOUGHT WAS A TOTALLY INNOCENT PLAYDATE. 261 00:16:49,694 --> 00:16:51,860 ONLY, LATER, I REALIZED THAT HE THOUGHT... 262 00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:54,597 IT WAS A LITTLE LESS PLAY AND A LITTLE MORE DATE. 263 00:16:57,901 --> 00:17:01,837 - I'LL KILL HIM. - NO, NO! VAN, NO! STOP! VAN. 264 00:17:01,906 --> 00:17:05,374 IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING. OH, YEAH? IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING, HUH? 265 00:17:05,443 --> 00:17:08,811 WELL, THIS LOVELY ARRANGEMENT OF PIGEONS OF PARADISE... 266 00:17:10,248 --> 00:17:12,147 MEANS SOMETHIN'! 267 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:14,516 FOR A DOLLAR EXTRA, YOU COULD HAVE HAD A BALLOON. 268 00:17:16,688 --> 00:17:20,790 YOU KNOW WHAT, VAN? MAYBE IT DID MEAN SOMETHING, OKAY? 269 00:17:20,858 --> 00:17:23,426 MAYBE, I WAS A LITTLE MORE LONELY THAN I THOUGHT. 270 00:17:23,494 --> 00:17:26,595 AND... AND IT WAS NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY LISTENS TO ME. 271 00:17:28,199 --> 00:17:30,166 OH. 272 00:17:31,769 --> 00:17:33,870 "OH"? 273 00:17:33,938 --> 00:17:38,407 SEE, IOU, AND YOU SAY, "OH." 274 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:40,542 I NEED YOU TO TALK TO ME, VAN. 275 00:17:40,611 --> 00:17:42,745 OH. VAN! 276 00:17:42,814 --> 00:17:44,914 I'M SORRY. 277 00:17:44,982 --> 00:17:46,849 I'M JUST NOT GOOD AT IT. 278 00:17:46,918 --> 00:17:49,618 CAN YOU TRY, PLEASE? 279 00:17:51,288 --> 00:17:55,991 'S BEEN A HARD COUPLE OF MONTHS. 280 00:17:57,695 --> 00:18:04,667 I BEEN... I BEEN FEELING KINDA EMPTY. 281 00:18:04,736 --> 00:18:06,735 THEN TALK TO ME OKAY. 282 00:18:06,804 --> 00:18:08,804 CHEYENNE, 283 00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:12,708 I FEEL... 284 00:18:17,949 --> 00:18:19,881 EMPTY. 285 00:18:21,018 --> 00:18:23,018 BABY. 286 00:18:24,388 --> 00:18:26,322 WHAT ELSE? WHAT ELSE? 287 00:18:28,326 --> 00:18:30,926 WELL, I WANT A SANDWICH. 288 00:18:34,265 --> 00:18:36,332 I'M KINDA HUNGRY. 289 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,400 I'LL GET THAT. 290 00:18:40,805 --> 00:18:43,338 FLOWERS FOR CHEYENNE MONTGOMERY. HOW YOU DOIN'? 291 00:18:43,407 --> 00:18:47,442 YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE, PAL, OR YOU'LL BE SORRY. 292 00:18:47,511 --> 00:18:49,712 YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN. 293 00:18:51,815 --> 00:18:54,616 VAN, IT SAYS YOU SENT THESE. 294 00:19:05,095 --> 00:19:07,095 OKAY, GOLDEN GOD, 295 00:19:08,566 --> 00:19:11,567 I'M GOING TO CALL IT A NIGHT. 296 00:19:11,636 --> 00:19:14,837 YOU WANNA PLAY AGAIN TOMORROW? 297 00:19:14,906 --> 00:19:17,272 NO CAN DO, RED ROSE. 298 00:19:19,176 --> 00:19:23,211 WHY NOT? GOT A FLAMENCO LESSON? 299 00:19:25,983 --> 00:19:29,317 NO. YOU'VE TAKEN ALL MY MONEY. 300 00:19:29,386 --> 00:19:31,386 BUT I HAD A LOT OF FUN. 301 00:19:34,892 --> 00:19:36,892 LIKEWISE. 302 00:19:40,464 --> 00:19:44,433 SINCE WE WON'T BE DOIN' THIS ANYMORE, 303 00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:47,570 SHOULD WE TELL EACH OTHER OUR REAL NAMES? 304 00:19:52,543 --> 00:19:54,543 WHY NOT? 305 00:19:56,513 --> 00:19:59,048 I LIVE IN HOUSTON, 306 00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:02,651 AND MY NAME IS BROCK. 307 00:20:26,043 --> 00:20:29,344 I ALSO LIVE IN HOUSTON, 308 00:20:29,413 --> 00:20:31,547 AND MY NAME IS KEVIN. 309 00:21:11,221 --> 00:21:14,156 ACME! 25199

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