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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,905 --> 00:00:07,384 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. MOM'S GONNA BE HOME ANY MINUTE. 2 00:00:07,408 --> 00:00:10,608 WHO IS GONNA TELL HER THAT WE'RE HAVING THANKSGIVING DINNER AT BARBRA JEAN'S? 3 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:12,678 I'M NOT TELLING HER. I'M THE SMART ONE. 4 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:14,812 I'VE GOT THE MOST VALUE TO HUMANITY. 5 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:20,330 - WELL, I'M THE PRETTIEST. - AND WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 6 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:23,821 NOTHING. I JUST LIKE SAYING IT. 7 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:27,626 - WELL, FIRST OF ALL... - I'M THE PRETTIEST. 8 00:00:29,296 --> 00:00:31,341 SECONDLY, I'M THE ONE WHO SAID YES TO BARBRA JEAN. 9 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,944 - YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE TO TELL YOUR MOM. - THAT IS ANOTHER THING. 10 00:00:33,968 --> 00:00:36,735 WHY WOULD YOU SAY YES TO BARBRA JEAN? YOU KNOW MOM IS GONNA FREAK OUT. 11 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:39,571 I LIVE IN THE MOMENT. 12 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,752 SOME OF 'EM ARE GOOD. SOME OF 'EM ARE BAD. 13 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:46,477 HEY, GUYS. THIS IS GONNA BE ONE OF THE BAD ONES. 14 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:49,781 HEY, I GOT THE BIGGEST TURKEY I COULD FIND. 15 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:53,184 THE ONLY ONE BIGGER THAN THIS CAME WITH A SADDLE. 16 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:56,466 WOW, THIS IS A LOT OF GROCERIES. THIS MUST HAVE COST A FORTUNE. YEAH. 17 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,990 WELL, YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON FAMILY BEING TOGETHER. 18 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:03,762 BUT IF YOU DID, IT WOULD COME TO $214.67. 19 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:08,367 MOM, THIS... THIS JUST SEEMS LIKE A HUGE BURDEN. 20 00:01:08,435 --> 00:01:10,736 I MEAN, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEND HOURS COOKING. 21 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:12,771 AND CLEANING. SOME HOLIDAY, HUH? 22 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,974 YEAH, WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO HAVE 23 00:01:14,998 --> 00:01:18,109 THANKSGIVING... JUST NO FAMILY, NO FOOD, NO FUSS? 24 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:20,779 JUST... EASY, YOU KNOW? 25 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:23,114 WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT? 26 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:25,184 OKAY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 27 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:28,419 THEY WANT TO HAVE THANKSGIVING DINNER OVER AT BARBRA JEAN'S. 28 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:31,623 I GUESS I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO LOVES YOU, MOMMY. 29 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:34,092 THANK YOU, SWEETHEART. THANK YOU. 30 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:41,566 - SO, YOU WANT TO EAT OVER THERE? - WELL, JUST FOR THANKSGIVING, NOT EVERY DAY. 31 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:43,763 BARBRA JEAN WANTS TO HAVE A SPECIAL DAY, BECAUSE 32 00:01:43,787 --> 00:01:45,670 SHE AND DAD ARE TRYING TO WORK THINGS OUT. 33 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:49,474 SHE JUST WANTS TO HAVE A LOT OF FAMILY AROUND. PLEASE, MOM? 34 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:52,343 OKAY. 35 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:54,457 WHAT? OKAY. I SAID YOU CAN GO. 36 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:56,881 - YOU'RE NOT MAD AT US? - NO. 37 00:01:56,950 --> 00:02:00,052 YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ALL FIERY AND START RANTIN' AND RAVIN', 38 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,965 TELLIN' ME TO GO CUT MYSELF A SWITCH FROM THE LICKIN' TREE? 39 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:07,458 NO. IF YOU WANT TO EAT DINNER OVER THERE, I CAN'T STOP YOU. 40 00:02:07,527 --> 00:02:10,161 AND FRANKLY, IT WOULD BE A RELIEF. 41 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:14,833 I MEAN, AFTER EVERY MEAL, VAN STANDS UP AND SAYS, "VAN 1, TURKEY 0." 42 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:17,736 YOU KNOW, WHY... THROUGH THAT? HAVE A GREAT THANKSGIVING. 43 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:20,672 OKAY. ALL RIGHTY. 44 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:22,974 THANKS MRS. H. THANKS. 45 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:27,223 BARBRA JEAN? YEAH, IT'S REBA. 46 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:29,759 GET YOUR THANKSGIVING-STEALING BUTT OVER HERE RIGHT NOW... 47 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:32,284 AND BRING A BRANCH FROM THE WHIPPIN' TREE. 48 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,855 HA, HEY! 49 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:39,658 ♪ MY ROOTS ARE PLANTED IN THE PAST ♪ 50 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:42,094 ♪ THOUGH MY LIFE IS CHANGING FAST ♪ 51 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:46,164 ♪ WHO I AM IS WHO I WANT TO BE ♪ 52 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:48,967 ♪ A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TOO HARD ♪ 53 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:51,703 ♪ WHO LOVES HER KIDS AND NEVER STOPS ♪ 54 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:53,338 ♪ WITH GENTLE HANDS ♪ 55 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:55,273 ♪ AND THE HEART OF A FIGHTER ♪ 56 00:02:58,077 --> 00:03:01,879 ♪ I'M A SURVIVOR ♪♪ 57 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:17,629 HEY, REBA. 58 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,733 PUT DOWN THE SPATULA. LET'S TALK. 59 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:24,302 - YOU'RE NOT BARBRA JEAN. - SHE'S OUTSIDE. 60 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:28,673 SHE'S NOT GONNA COME IN HERE UNTIL SHE'S SURE YOU'RE NOT GONNA HURT HER. 61 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,913 IT'LL BE WORSE IF I HAVE TO CHASE HER. 62 00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:38,449 BARBRA JEAN, IT'S OKAY. 63 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:41,920 IF YOU'RE SAYING THAT AGAINST YOUR WILL, COUGH TWICE. 64 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:46,224 HONEY... HONEY, JUST COME ON IN HERE. 65 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:50,561 THE NEIGHBORS SAW ME COME IN. 66 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:53,564 THEY BETTER SEE ME COME OUT. 67 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:59,738 HERE'S THE DEAL. MY KIDS ALWAYS HAVE THANKSGIVING DINNER WITH ME. 68 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:01,883 SINCE I DON'T THINK I SHOULD BE THE BAD GUY, 69 00:04:01,907 --> 00:04:04,008 YOU GO IN THERE AND TELL 'EM THE DEAL'S OFF. 70 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,611 GO ON. HAVE FUN. REBA, DON'T YOU TRY AND BULLY HER. 71 00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:08,766 I'M NOT TRYING, I AM. YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN TO 72 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:10,949 THE CHILDREN THAT YOU GOT YOUR DAYS MIXED UP. 73 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:13,496 I DON'T WANT TO. BULLIES DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT. 74 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,631 GO ON! GET IN THERE! 75 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:18,790 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! REBA, STOP THAT! 76 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:23,562 HEY, GUYS. BARBRA JEAN HAS SOME REALLY SAD NEWS SHE WANTS TO TELL YOU. 77 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:27,632 - GO ON, BARBRA JEAN. TELL 'EM. - MM-MMM! 78 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:31,803 YES, I KNOW IT'S PAINFUL. BROCK, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL 'EM. 79 00:04:31,871 --> 00:04:35,039 WELL, YOU SEE, KIDS, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ATTRACTED TO ANGRY WOMEN. 80 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,975 I'M NOT ANGRY. OW! 81 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:40,344 THE THING IS, REBA WANTS ME TO TELL YOU... 82 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:44,081 YOU CAN'T COME OVER FOR THANKSGIVING, EVEN THOUGH I REALLY WANT YOU THERE. 83 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:46,084 BARBRA JEAN! 84 00:04:46,153 --> 00:04:51,589 WELL, I'M NOT GONNA GIVE UP THAT EASILY. I DIDN'T KILL THAT BIRD FOR NOTHIN'. 85 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:55,827 - MOM? - HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME. 86 00:04:55,895 --> 00:04:58,054 THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE SAID IN THE KITCHEN. GOOD 87 00:04:58,078 --> 00:05:00,164 LORD, BARBRA JEAN, GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT. 88 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:03,502 HEY... 89 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:07,683 CAN WE TALK TO YOU IN THE KITCHEN FOR A SECOND? 90 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:10,041 SURE, SURE. 91 00:05:10,109 --> 00:05:14,512 I'M SURE WE'LL BE ABLE TO WORK OUT SOMETHING. YOU KNOW... 92 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:24,489 LOOK, JUST FOR THE RECORD, I NEVER LAID A FINGER ON HER. 93 00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:28,292 MRS. H, WE KNOW YOU'RE UPSET, BUT LISTEN AND PAY ATTENTION HERE! 94 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:31,963 CHEYENNE, YOU TALK. 95 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:34,966 OKAY, LOOK. MOM, WE'VE SPENT EVERY THANKSGIVING WITH YOU, 96 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:37,435 AND THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO BARBRA JEAN. 97 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,548 IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME TOO. 98 00:05:39,572 --> 00:05:42,932 HONEY, AS THE YEARS GO BY, YOU KIDS ARE GONNA BE GOING YOUR SEPARATE WAYS, 99 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:46,944 WHICH MEANS I HAVE A LIMITED NUMBER OF HOLIDAYS LEFT. 100 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:51,249 I JUST WANT TO KEEP MY FAMILY WITH ME AS LONG AS I POSSIBLY CAN. 101 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,887 - OH, MY GOSH. - WE DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT LIKE THAT. 102 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:59,657 YEAH, WE JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING COMICALLY PETTY. 103 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:05,074 WELL, I'M NOT. AND IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME... 104 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:07,455 IF YOU GUYS WOULD HOLD ON TO OUR TRADITION A 105 00:06:07,479 --> 00:06:09,968 LITTLE LONGER AND HAVE THANKSGIVING OVER HERE. 106 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:13,238 BUT WE ALREADY PROMISED BARBRA JEAN. 107 00:06:13,307 --> 00:06:17,242 HEY, CAN WE INVITE DAD AND BARBRA JEAN AND HENRY OVER HERE? 108 00:06:17,311 --> 00:06:20,745 OH, I WOULD, BUT FAMILY TRADITION DICTATES NO. 109 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,916 COME ON, MOM. PLEASE. 110 00:06:24,984 --> 00:06:30,522 WELL, CLEARLY, WE KIDS HAVE GOTTEN YOU INTO ANOTHER SCRAPE. 111 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:34,092 BUT IT JUST SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY SOLUTION, MRS. H. 112 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:40,065 THINK ABOUT IT. THE SECOND WORD IN THANKSGIVING IS "GIVING." 113 00:06:40,134 --> 00:06:44,335 SO, GIVE US DINNER... WITH THEM. 114 00:06:47,674 --> 00:06:49,674 THANKS. 115 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:59,016 HARD TO ARGUE WITH THAT, WHATEVER THAT WAS. THE SECOND WORD IS... 116 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:02,887 BUT IT'S OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO YOU. YEAH. 117 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,522 SO, FINE. YEAH? 118 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:08,192 I'LL INVITE 'EM. OH, MOM, THANK YOU. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 119 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:14,299 DAD, BARBRA JEAN, MOM HAS SOMETHING TO ASK YOU. 120 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:21,839 I UNDERSTAND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO, BUT IF YOU GUYS DO WANT TO DO THIS, 121 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:24,943 YOU COULD, UH, COME OVER FOR THANKSGIVING. 122 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:32,150 - WOW. - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 123 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:34,452 REBA! OH, MY. 124 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:38,490 YOU REALLY... YOU REALLY WANT ALL OF US TO COME OVER HERE AND EAT WITH YOU? 125 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:40,658 SURE. 126 00:07:40,727 --> 00:07:45,663 THAT IS SO LOVELY, BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY NO. 127 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:49,166 WHAT? YEAH, I CAN'T THIS YEAR. BUT REALLY, SUPER THANKS. 128 00:07:49,235 --> 00:07:53,338 OH, WAIT A SECOND. YOU DON'T SAY NO TO ME! I SAY NO TO YOU! 129 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:57,275 WELL, IF ANYONE IS GOING ANYWHERE, YOU'RE COMING OVER TO MY HOUSE FOR THANKSGIVING. 130 00:07:57,343 --> 00:07:59,410 WOW. 131 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,847 YOU DON'T INVITE ME. I INVITE YOU. OH, YOU ARE SO INVITED. 132 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,460 NO, YOU ARE. AM NOT! 133 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,329 - ARE TOO! - AM NOT! - ENOUGH! 134 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:10,488 LADIES, LADIES. THANKSGIVING IS NOT ABOUT WHERE YOU EAT. 135 00:08:10,557 --> 00:08:13,524 IT'S ABOUT WHAT YOU EAT AND HOW MUCH OF IT. 136 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,764 YES, AND YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE TO WORK THIS OUT, 137 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,834 BECAUSE WE WANT TO HAVE THANKSGIVING WITH EVERYONE THAT WE LOVE. 138 00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:27,973 YEAH, AND IF YOU CAN'T WORK IT OUT AND BE HAPPY, THEN YOU KNOW WHAT? 139 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:30,875 WE'RE GONNA HAVE PIZZA FOR THANKSGIVING. 140 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:34,945 WE'LL DO IT, BECAUSE VAN LIKES PIZZA, AND I GOT COUPONS. 141 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:38,717 AND THAT WILL BE THE TRADITION ELIZABETH REMEMBERS... 142 00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:42,486 PEPPERONI AND SAUSAGE ON A TEARSTAINED CRUST. 143 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,157 YOU GUYS NEED TO WORK IT OUT. OKAY? 144 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:49,427 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I MADE MYSELF HUNGRY. OKAY. 145 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:55,533 I SAY WE DO THE PIZZA THING AND GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS. 146 00:08:55,601 --> 00:08:58,937 WE HAVE NINE PEOPLE. MY TABLE'S BIGGER. 147 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:02,240 - WE SHOULD HAVE IT OVER HERE. - NO WAY. YOU WERE MEAN TO ME. 148 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:05,442 - YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET. - OKAY, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, GUYS. WHOA, WHOA. 149 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:08,345 LOOK, WE CAN DO THIS, ALL RIGHT? WE'RE THE ADULTS. 150 00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:13,385 AND I, FOR ONE, WANNA SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE KIDS. AN EXAMPLE? 151 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:16,254 YEAH. WHAT, SO VAN'S GONNA KNOCK UP BARBRA JEAN? 152 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,823 OH, THAT'S GREAT! ALL RIGHT! 153 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:25,730 WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY WAS, REBA HAS A POINT. 154 00:09:25,798 --> 00:09:28,399 OKAY? SHE HAS THE BIGGER KITCHEN AND MORE ROOM. 155 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:31,102 IT JUST MAKES SENSE TO DO THE DINNER HERE. 156 00:09:32,638 --> 00:09:37,008 FINE. BUT IF WE'RE GONNA HAVE IT OVER HERE, I GET TO COOK. 157 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,844 WELL, THEN... YOU? YOU'RE NOT COOKIN'. 158 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,825 YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE YARD SHUCKIN' THE CORN. NO. 159 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:45,183 NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 160 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:48,519 I THINK I'LL COOK THE TURKEY. THE TURKEY? 161 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,189 NO, NO! THE TURKEY'S THE HEADLINER. 162 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:54,459 IF THANKSGIVING WAS A CONCERT, THE TURKEY WOULD BE CHER. 163 00:09:57,830 --> 00:10:02,233 OKAY. SO... SO, YOU WANNA HAVE IT AT YOUR HOUSE AND YOU WANT CHER? 164 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,969 THAT'S RIGHT. I GOT TURKEY, BABE. 165 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:09,874 I CAN'T TALK TO HER. 166 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,655 ALL RIGHT, REBA, LOOK. BARBRA JEAN AGREED TO DO IT OVER HERE. 167 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:14,778 I THINK YOU SHOULD LET HER DO THE COOKING. 168 00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:17,394 BUT I WANT TO COOK IT, I WANT TO HAVE IT OVER 169 00:10:17,418 --> 00:10:19,818 HERE, AND I WANT HER IN THE YARD SHUCKIN'. 170 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:22,654 I COOK, OR WE DON'T COME. 171 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:28,225 OH, PLEASE, REBA. DO IT FOR OUR CHILDREN. 172 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,995 REMEMBER? THE SWEET ONES WHO ARE BLACKMAILING US? 173 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:36,145 FINE. BUT IF SHE PUTS HER HAND UP THE TURKEY 174 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:39,003 AND DOES THAT PUPPET SHOW, THE DEAL'S OFF. 175 00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:44,776 THE KIDS LOVE THAT! 176 00:10:53,223 --> 00:10:55,490 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! HUH? WHAT? 177 00:10:55,559 --> 00:10:58,293 REBA. WOW, WOULD YOU CALM DOWN? 178 00:10:58,362 --> 00:11:01,341 YOU KNOW, THANKSGIVING IS A TIME WHEN YOU SIT BACK, RELAX... OOH! 179 00:11:01,365 --> 00:11:05,667 OH! SON OF A PICKLE FARMER! HE FUMBLED! 180 00:11:05,736 --> 00:11:08,169 MAN, I GOT FIVE BUCKS ON THIS GAME. 181 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:12,760 Y'ALL SMELL ANYTHING? SORRY. I... 182 00:11:19,283 --> 00:11:24,219 I MEANT FROM THE KITCHEN. WE SHOULD BE SMELLING SOMETHING BY NOW. 183 00:11:24,288 --> 00:11:26,354 THANKSGIVING IS ALL ABOUT TIMING. 184 00:11:26,423 --> 00:11:29,702 SHE SHOULD BE PREPARING THE VEGETABLES, THE TURKEY SHOULD BE IN THE OVEN, 185 00:11:29,726 --> 00:11:31,726 AND RIGHT ABOUT NOW I'D BE BRINGING IN... 186 00:11:31,795 --> 00:11:34,029 ARTICHOKE DIP! ARTICHOKE DIP? 187 00:11:34,097 --> 00:11:38,166 - MM-HMM. - THE TRADITION IS FRENCH ONION DIP. 188 00:11:38,235 --> 00:11:40,368 IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT, DARLIN'. 189 00:11:40,437 --> 00:11:42,704 I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS, 190 00:11:42,773 --> 00:11:45,406 BUT YOU'RE DEALING WITH A PRETTY FUSSY CROWD HERE. MMM. 191 00:11:45,476 --> 00:11:48,477 OH-HO-HO! 192 00:11:48,545 --> 00:11:52,313 BARBRA JEAN, THIS DIP IS DELICIOUS. AHH! 193 00:11:52,382 --> 00:11:56,084 AND I USUALLY DON'T LIKE THE DIP. 194 00:11:56,152 --> 00:11:59,887 OH, WELL, I GIVE THANKS FOR THAT, VAN. 195 00:11:59,956 --> 00:12:03,658 NOW MAKE SURE Y'ALL SAVE ROOM FOR MY TWICE-BAKED POTATOES. 196 00:12:03,726 --> 00:12:07,328 TWICE BAKED? WHY DOESN'T SHE BAKE 'EM RIGHT THE FIRST TIME? 197 00:12:07,397 --> 00:12:11,399 HEY, YOU GUYS, DO YOU THINK THIS IS ENOUGH LEAVES FOR OUR CENTERPIECE? 198 00:12:11,468 --> 00:12:14,747 - I REALLY WANT IT TO BE AS GOOD AS LAST YEAR. - THAT'S GONNA BE HARD. 199 00:12:14,771 --> 00:12:16,871 LAST YEAR, IT WAS REALLY GOOD. I KNOW. 200 00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:19,085 AH. ARE THOSE YARD CLIPPINGS? 201 00:12:19,109 --> 00:12:22,010 NO, THIS IS OUR TRADITIONAL THANKSGIVING CENTERPIECE. 202 00:12:22,079 --> 00:12:24,412 RIGHT. 203 00:12:24,481 --> 00:12:28,416 LEAVES ARE DIRTY. THAT'S WHY GOD PUT THEM IN TREES. 204 00:12:30,854 --> 00:12:34,094 THOSE AREN'T JUST LEAVES. THERE'S AN OLD DORITOS BAG IN THERE TOO. HMM! 205 00:12:35,759 --> 00:12:39,528 THIS YEAR, OUR PLACE SETTINGS WILL EACH HAVE THEIR OWN CENTERPIECE... 206 00:12:39,596 --> 00:12:45,266 YOUR OWN INDIVIDUAL GOURD EMBOSSED WITH YOUR NAME. 207 00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:49,104 I'D LIKE TO EMBOSS HER GOURD. 208 00:12:49,173 --> 00:12:51,673 ♪♪ 209 00:12:59,249 --> 00:13:01,449 BARBRA JEAN, WE NEED TO TALK. 210 00:13:04,321 --> 00:13:08,957 - WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? - OH, THANKSGIVING MUSIC... K-TRIBE. 211 00:13:09,026 --> 00:13:13,762 - K-TRIBE? - ALL NAVAJO, ALL THE TIME. 212 00:13:15,632 --> 00:13:19,134 HEY, HEY, WE WERE LISTENING TO THAT! 213 00:13:22,673 --> 00:13:25,640 BARBRA JEAN, I NEED SOMETHING TO DO. I'M GOING CRAZY IN THERE. 214 00:13:25,709 --> 00:13:29,978 WELL, YOU COULD GET A LADDER AND GET OFF MY BACK. 215 00:13:31,414 --> 00:13:33,581 OH, I'LL PUT SOME GINGER IN THE YAMS. 216 00:13:33,650 --> 00:13:35,861 NO, I PUT BROWN SUGAR IN THE YAMS. MAKES 'EM SWEETER. 217 00:13:35,885 --> 00:13:37,830 THEN THE YAMS WILL TASTE THE SAME AS THE CARROTS. 218 00:13:37,854 --> 00:13:40,533 OH, NO! WE BETTER CALL THE FOOD POLICE. 219 00:13:40,557 --> 00:13:44,426 I'M JUST SAYING, WE WANT A VARIETY OF FLAVORS. 220 00:13:44,494 --> 00:13:47,328 REBA, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 221 00:13:47,397 --> 00:13:50,331 FINE. I'M TAKIN' THE GINGER WITH ME. 222 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:53,568 AHH, REBA, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, 223 00:13:53,637 --> 00:13:56,837 I AM THIS CLOSE TO PUTTING YOUR GOURD ON THE KIDDIE TABLE. 224 00:13:58,374 --> 00:14:01,476 DROP IT. GIVE IT. 225 00:14:01,544 --> 00:14:05,313 NOW RUN ON BACK INTO THE LIVING ROOM SO I CAN GET BACK TO WORK. OKAY? 226 00:14:05,382 --> 00:14:07,749 THERE YOU GO. GREAT. 227 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:11,152 ♪♪ 228 00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:17,692 GET A LITTLE HIP-HOPI. OKAY, YEAH. 229 00:14:17,761 --> 00:14:21,062 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. HELP ME OUT HERE. IS THIS REALLY THANKSGIVING? 230 00:14:21,131 --> 00:14:22,971 I MEAN, BECAUSE WITH THE GOURDS AND THE 231 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:25,099 ARTICHOKE DIP AND THE DIP DOING THE COOKING, 232 00:14:25,169 --> 00:14:27,169 IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT. 233 00:14:29,339 --> 00:14:31,384 NO-O-O! OUR FOOTBALL! 234 00:14:31,408 --> 00:14:33,908 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. IT'S THANKSGIVING TO US, ALL RIGHT? 235 00:14:33,977 --> 00:14:37,045 US ON THE COUCH, FOOTBALL ON TV. YOUR TEAM LOSING. 236 00:14:37,114 --> 00:14:39,547 I'M GONNA POUND YOU. 237 00:14:39,615 --> 00:14:43,217 YEAH. OH, SURE, IT FEELS LIKE THAT WITH Y'ALL, BECAUSE IT'S YOUR TRADITION. 238 00:14:43,286 --> 00:14:45,526 MINE'S IN THE KITCHEN! BUT I'M NOT ALLOWED THERE. 239 00:14:45,588 --> 00:14:48,690 I CAN'T BE IN HERE. I GOT NO PLACE TO BE. 240 00:14:48,758 --> 00:14:50,539 YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS REMINDS ME OF THOSE FEW 241 00:14:50,563 --> 00:14:52,493 YEARS WHEN MY MOTHER MADE THANKSGIVING DINNER. 242 00:14:52,562 --> 00:14:56,002 YOU REMEMBER THAT? GRAMMY LIZ USED TO JUST ABOUT DRIVE YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE. 243 00:14:56,066 --> 00:14:59,601 OH, THAT'S WHEN I CAME UP WITH OUR TRADITIONAL FOOTBALL GAME. 244 00:14:59,670 --> 00:15:01,714 ANYTHING TO GET AWAY FROM THOSE SMELLS. 245 00:15:01,738 --> 00:15:05,239 I'M SORRY GUYS. I THINK IT'S THE DIP. VAN. 246 00:15:05,308 --> 00:15:09,077 THE TRADITIONAL FOOTBALL GAME. GUYS, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE PLAYED THAT? 247 00:15:09,146 --> 00:15:13,447 MY FIRST YEAR IN THE FAMILY. REMEMBER? YOU AND I BEAT MR. H AND YOUR MOM HERE. 248 00:15:13,516 --> 00:15:16,750 - WAS I ON THE WINNING TEAM? - YOU WERE TWO. YOU WERE THE FOOTBALL. 249 00:15:18,755 --> 00:15:21,242 THE ONLY REASON YOU GUYS BEAT US WAS BECAUSE 250 00:15:21,266 --> 00:15:23,891 REBA DROPPED THE WINNING PASS IN THE END ZONE. 251 00:15:23,961 --> 00:15:26,761 I DIDN'T DROP IT! YOU THREW IT HIGH. 252 00:15:26,830 --> 00:15:29,597 WE'D LOVE TO HAVE A LITTLE REMATCH. 253 00:15:29,666 --> 00:15:32,067 - OH, IS THAT A CHALLENGE? - NOT FOR US IT'S NOT. 254 00:15:32,135 --> 00:15:35,370 WELL, LET'S GO! HEY, GUYS, I'M A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER NOW. 255 00:15:35,439 --> 00:15:38,359 - THIS WOULDN'T BE FAIR. - YEAH, BUT CHEYENNE'S ON YOUR TEAM. 256 00:15:40,777 --> 00:15:43,989 OH, YEAH. I CALL JAKE. LOSER HAS TO EAT A BUG. 257 00:15:44,013 --> 00:15:46,492 OHH. GOOD. I'LL PICK YOU A NICE, FAT ONE, BUDDY. 258 00:15:46,516 --> 00:15:50,451 I GET TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM! 259 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,821 OKAY, TIME TO WRITE YOUR NAMES... 260 00:15:53,890 --> 00:15:57,258 ON YOUR GOURDS, EVERYBODY! 261 00:16:02,032 --> 00:16:04,032 WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 262 00:16:10,139 --> 00:16:12,841 YES! VICTORY IS OURS. WHOO-HOO! 263 00:16:15,645 --> 00:16:18,423 OH, MAN. HEY, VAN, WHEN YOU GET BACK TO DENVER, 264 00:16:18,447 --> 00:16:22,183 BE SURE TO TELL YOUR FOOTBALL BUDDIES THAT YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW WHUPPED YOUR BUTT. 265 00:16:22,251 --> 00:16:24,018 OH-HO! GIMME SOME RIGHT HERE. 266 00:16:24,087 --> 00:16:27,822 - YOU LET US LIVE HERE. I LET YOU WIN. - OH, YEAH. 267 00:16:27,891 --> 00:16:32,493 THANKS FOR THE HELP, CHEYENNE. YOU THREW THE BALL RIGHT AT ME. 268 00:16:32,562 --> 00:16:34,996 I'M SUPPOSED TO. 269 00:16:35,064 --> 00:16:37,424 ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO. DON'T FIGHT. OH, LET 'EM. 270 00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:40,368 IT FINALLY FEELS LIKE THANKSGIVING. LET'S EAT. 271 00:16:40,437 --> 00:16:42,481 DAD, I'M STARVING. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 272 00:16:42,505 --> 00:16:44,850 FOR WHAT? THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART OF THANKSGIVING... 273 00:16:44,874 --> 00:16:47,419 WHEN WE OPEN THAT DOOR AND WE SMELL THE TURKEY COOKING. 274 00:16:47,443 --> 00:16:52,680 SO ON THE COUNT OF THREE, I WANT EVERYBODY TO INHALE. ONE, TWO, THREE. 275 00:16:52,748 --> 00:16:55,917 AHH! 276 00:16:55,986 --> 00:16:58,186 AHH, I DROOLED A LITTLE! 277 00:16:59,722 --> 00:17:02,735 BOY, IT SMELLS LIKE DINNER'S GONNA BE READY REAL SOON, YOU GUYS. 278 00:17:02,759 --> 00:17:05,393 JAKE, UH-UH. WASH YOUR HANDS FIRST. 279 00:17:05,462 --> 00:17:08,729 - AW, MAN! - GO. VAN, YOU TOO. 280 00:17:08,798 --> 00:17:10,958 AW, MAN! 281 00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:15,903 BARBRA JEAN, WE'RE BACK. BARBRA JEAN? 282 00:17:21,044 --> 00:17:24,579 "I LEFT. DON'T TRY AND FIND ME. BARBRA JEAN. 283 00:17:26,216 --> 00:17:28,883 P.S. DON'T WORRY. I'M AT MY HOUSE." 284 00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:43,898 BARBRA JEAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 285 00:17:46,236 --> 00:17:48,236 HAVING A "CARROTINI." 286 00:17:51,308 --> 00:17:53,241 WE'RE OUT OF OLIVES. 287 00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:55,310 GET YOUR BUTT BACK OVER TO THE HOUSE. 288 00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,408 THERE'S A LOT OF THANKSGIVING TRADITIONS I'M 289 00:17:57,432 --> 00:17:59,580 GIVIN' UP, BUT I DON'T WANT TO GIVE UP EATING. 290 00:17:59,649 --> 00:18:02,783 - WHERE'D Y'ALL GO? - WE WENT TO PLAY FOOTBALL. 291 00:18:02,852 --> 00:18:07,388 MY TEAM WON. THE OTHER TEAM HAD TO EAT A BUG. 292 00:18:07,457 --> 00:18:09,457 VAN GAGGED A LITTLE. 293 00:18:09,526 --> 00:18:12,594 - BUT NOBODY ASKED ME TO COME. - YOU WERE COOKING. 294 00:18:12,662 --> 00:18:14,740 BUT NOBODY THOUGHT TO ASK ME TO COME. 295 00:18:14,764 --> 00:18:20,268 WELL, I THOUGHT ABOUT IT. THEN I DECIDED NOT TO. FEEL BETTER? 296 00:18:20,337 --> 00:18:23,204 REBA, IF IT'D BEEN YOU, 297 00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:27,641 THERE'S NO WAY THAT EVERYBODY WOULD JUST LEAVE WITHOUT ASKING YOU TO COME. 298 00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:30,338 I MEAN, IF WE DO SOMETHING WITHOUT YOU, ALL 299 00:18:30,362 --> 00:18:33,014 ANYONE TALKS ABOUT IS HOW YOU'RE NOT THERE. 300 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:37,285 YOU'RE THIS REALLY POWERFUL PRESENCE HANGING OVER EVERYTHING. 301 00:18:37,353 --> 00:18:40,788 YOU'RE LIKE PATRICK SWAYZE IN GHOST. 302 00:18:40,857 --> 00:18:42,957 WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 303 00:18:43,025 --> 00:18:45,726 YOU'RE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF THE FAMILY. 304 00:18:47,097 --> 00:18:50,932 AND TODAY, I JUST WANTED TO BE THE CENTER OF THE FAMILY. 305 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,769 THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T INVITE YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE. 306 00:18:54,838 --> 00:18:58,639 BARBRA JEAN, DO YOU KNOW WHY I'M THE CENTER OF THE FAMILY? 307 00:18:59,542 --> 00:19:02,310 THEY'RE MY FAMILY! 308 00:19:02,379 --> 00:19:05,880 JUST LIKE WHEN BROCK'S MOM COMES INTO TOWN, SHE'S THE CENTER OF THE FAMILY, 309 00:19:05,949 --> 00:19:08,015 MAY SHE CHOKE ON HER DRAMBUIE. 310 00:19:10,052 --> 00:19:12,787 ALL RIGHT. LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY. 311 00:19:12,855 --> 00:19:17,158 RIGHT NOW IN OUR LITTLE WORLD, I'M THE TURKEY, AND YOU'RE THE GRAVY. 312 00:19:17,226 --> 00:19:19,327 BUT MAYBE SOMEDAY WHEN HENRY GETS A LITTLE OLDER, 313 00:19:19,395 --> 00:19:23,164 MAYBE HAS A LITTLE BROTHER OR SISTER, YOU'LL BE THE TURKEY. 314 00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:25,833 WELL, WHERE WILL YOU BE THEN? 315 00:19:25,901 --> 00:19:28,703 GOD WILLING, FAR, FAR AWAY. 316 00:19:37,047 --> 00:19:40,714 THANK YOU, HEAVENLY FATHER, FOR THIS BLESSING WE ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE. 317 00:19:40,783 --> 00:19:45,386 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING CARE OF OUR FAMILY AND KEEPING THEM HEALTHY AND SAFE. 318 00:19:45,455 --> 00:19:48,156 YOU'VE BEEN SO SWEET TO US THIS YEAR. 319 00:19:48,224 --> 00:19:50,685 THANK YOU FOR THE WONDERFUL FOOD THAT WE'RE 320 00:19:50,709 --> 00:19:53,194 ABOUT TO EAT AND FOR THIS WONDERFUL TURKEY. 321 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,400 AND ALSO FOR THE GRAVY. 322 00:20:02,038 --> 00:20:04,705 - AMEN. - AMEN. 323 00:20:04,774 --> 00:20:07,641 - LET'S DIG IN. - WHO'S HUNGRY? 324 00:20:08,611 --> 00:20:11,645 - I AM! I AM! - OKAY, GOOD. 325 00:20:11,714 --> 00:20:14,427 - ALL RIGHT, WHO WANTS WHITE MEAT? - I WANT A TURKEY LEG. 326 00:20:14,451 --> 00:20:17,251 WHITE MEAT... WHITE MEAT'S COMIN'. 327 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,487 LOOK AT THIS BIRD. YEAH, IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. 328 00:20:52,822 --> 00:20:55,756 ACME! 27786

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