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ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. MOM'S GONNA BE HOME ANY MINUTE.

WHO IS GONNA TELL HER THAT WE'RE HAVING THANKSGIVING DINNER AT BARBRA JEAN'S?

I'M NOT TELLING HER. I'M THE SMART ONE.

I'VE GOT THE MOST VALUE TO HUMANITY.

- WELL, I'M THE PRETTIEST. - AND WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

NOTHING. I JUST LIKE SAYING IT.

- WELL, FIRST OF ALL... - I'M THE PRETTIEST.

SECONDLY, I'M THE ONE WHO SAID YES TO BARBRA JEAN.

- YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE TO TELL YOUR MOM. - THAT IS ANOTHER THING.

WHY WOULD YOU SAY YES TO BARBRA JEAN? YOU KNOW MOM IS GONNA FREAK OUT.

I LIVE IN THE MOMENT.

SOME OF 'EM ARE GOOD. SOME OF 'EM ARE BAD.

HEY, GUYS. THIS IS GONNA BE ONE OF THE BAD ONES.

HEY, I GOT THE BIGGEST TURKEY I COULD FIND.

THE ONLY ONE BIGGER THAN THIS CAME WITH A SADDLE.

WOW, THIS IS A LOT OF GROCERIES. THIS MUST HAVE COST A FORTUNE. YEAH.

WELL, YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON FAMILY BEING TOGETHER.

BUT IF YOU DID, IT WOULD COME TO $214.67.

MOM, THIS... THIS JUST SEEMS LIKE A HUGE BURDEN.

I MEAN, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEND HOURS COOKING.

AND CLEANING. SOME HOLIDAY, HUH?

YEAH, WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO HAVE

THANKSGIVING... JUST NO FAMILY, NO FOOD, NO FUSS?

JUST... EASY, YOU KNOW?

WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT?

OKAY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

THEY WANT TO HAVE THANKSGIVING DINNER OVER AT BARBRA JEAN'S.

I GUESS I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO LOVES YOU, MOMMY.

THANK YOU, SWEETHEART. THANK YOU.

- SO, YOU WANT TO EAT OVER THERE? - WELL, JUST FOR THANKSGIVING, NOT EVERY DAY.

BARBRA JEAN WANTS TO HAVE A SPECIAL DAY, BECAUSE

SHE AND DAD ARE TRYING TO WORK THINGS OUT.

SHE JUST WANTS TO HAVE A LOT OF FAMILY AROUND. PLEASE, MOM?

OKAY.

WHAT? OKAY. I SAID YOU CAN GO.

- YOU'RE NOT MAD AT US? - NO.

YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ALL FIERY AND START RANTIN' AND RAVIN',

TELLIN' ME TO GO CUT MYSELF A SWITCH FROM THE LICKIN' TREE?

NO. IF YOU WANT TO EAT DINNER OVER THERE, I CAN'T STOP YOU.

AND FRANKLY, IT WOULD BE A RELIEF.

I MEAN, AFTER EVERY MEAL, VAN STANDS UP AND SAYS, "VAN 1, TURKEY 0."

YOU KNOW, WHY... THROUGH THAT? HAVE A GREAT THANKSGIVING.

OKAY. ALL RIGHTY.

THANKS MRS. H. THANKS.

BARBRA JEAN? YEAH, IT'S REBA.

GET YOUR THANKSGIVING-STEALING BUTT OVER HERE RIGHT NOW...

AND BRING A BRANCH FROM THE WHIPPIN' TREE.

HA, HEY!

♪ MY ROOTS ARE PLANTED IN THE PAST ♪

♪ THOUGH MY LIFE IS CHANGING FAST ♪

♪ WHO I AM IS WHO I WANT TO BE ♪

♪ A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TOO HARD ♪

♪ WHO LOVES HER KIDS AND NEVER STOPS ♪

♪ WITH GENTLE HANDS ♪

♪ AND THE HEART OF A FIGHTER ♪

♪ I'M A SURVIVOR ♪♪

HEY, REBA.

PUT DOWN THE SPATULA. LET'S TALK.

- YOU'RE NOT BARBRA JEAN. - SHE'S OUTSIDE.

SHE'S NOT GONNA COME IN HERE UNTIL SHE'S SURE YOU'RE NOT GONNA HURT HER.

IT'LL BE WORSE IF I HAVE TO CHASE HER.

BARBRA JEAN, IT'S OKAY.

IF YOU'RE SAYING THAT AGAINST YOUR WILL, COUGH TWICE.

HONEY... HONEY, JUST COME ON IN HERE.

THE NEIGHBORS SAW ME COME IN.

THEY BETTER SEE ME COME OUT.

HERE'S THE DEAL. MY KIDS ALWAYS HAVE THANKSGIVING DINNER WITH ME.

SINCE I DON'T THINK I SHOULD BE THE BAD GUY,

YOU GO IN THERE AND TELL 'EM THE DEAL'S OFF.

GO ON. HAVE FUN. REBA, DON'T YOU TRY AND BULLY HER.

I'M NOT TRYING, I AM. YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN TO

THE CHILDREN THAT YOU GOT YOUR DAYS MIXED UP.

I DON'T WANT TO. BULLIES DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT.

GO ON! GET IN THERE!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! REBA, STOP THAT!

HEY, GUYS. BARBRA JEAN HAS SOME REALLY SAD NEWS SHE WANTS TO TELL YOU.

- GO ON, BARBRA JEAN. TELL 'EM. - MM-MMM!

YES, I KNOW IT'S PAINFUL. BROCK, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL 'EM.

WELL, YOU SEE, KIDS, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ATTRACTED TO ANGRY WOMEN.

I'M NOT ANGRY. OW!

THE THING IS, REBA WANTS ME TO TELL YOU...

YOU CAN'T COME OVER FOR THANKSGIVING, EVEN THOUGH I REALLY WANT YOU THERE.

BARBRA JEAN!

WELL, I'M NOT GONNA GIVE UP THAT EASILY. I DIDN'T KILL THAT BIRD FOR NOTHIN'.

- MOM? - HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME.

THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE SAID IN THE KITCHEN. GOOD

LORD, BARBRA JEAN, GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT.

HEY...

CAN WE TALK TO YOU IN THE KITCHEN FOR A SECOND?

SURE, SURE.

I'M SURE WE'LL BE ABLE TO WORK OUT SOMETHING. YOU KNOW...

LOOK, JUST FOR THE RECORD, I NEVER LAID A FINGER ON HER.

MRS. H, WE KNOW YOU'RE UPSET, BUT LISTEN AND PAY ATTENTION HERE!

CHEYENNE, YOU TALK.

OKAY, LOOK. MOM, WE'VE SPENT EVERY THANKSGIVING WITH YOU,

AND THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO BARBRA JEAN.

IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME TOO.

HONEY, AS THE YEARS GO BY, YOU KIDS ARE GONNA BE GOING YOUR SEPARATE WAYS,

WHICH MEANS I HAVE A LIMITED NUMBER OF HOLIDAYS LEFT.

I JUST WANT TO KEEP MY FAMILY WITH ME AS LONG AS I POSSIBLY CAN.

- OH, MY GOSH. - WE DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT LIKE THAT.

YEAH, WE JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING COMICALLY PETTY.

WELL, I'M NOT. AND IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME...

IF YOU GUYS WOULD HOLD ON TO OUR TRADITION A

LITTLE LONGER AND HAVE THANKSGIVING OVER HERE.

BUT WE ALREADY PROMISED BARBRA JEAN.

HEY, CAN WE INVITE DAD AND BARBRA JEAN AND HENRY OVER HERE?

OH, I WOULD, BUT FAMILY TRADITION DICTATES NO.

COME ON, MOM. PLEASE.

WELL, CLEARLY, WE KIDS HAVE GOTTEN YOU INTO ANOTHER SCRAPE.

BUT IT JUST SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY SOLUTION, MRS. H.

THINK ABOUT IT. THE SECOND WORD IN THANKSGIVING IS "GIVING."

SO, GIVE US DINNER... WITH THEM.

THANKS.

HARD TO ARGUE WITH THAT, WHATEVER THAT WAS. THE SECOND WORD IS...

BUT IT'S OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO YOU. YEAH.

SO, FINE. YEAH?

I'LL INVITE 'EM. OH, MOM, THANK YOU. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

DAD, BARBRA JEAN, MOM HAS SOMETHING TO ASK YOU.

I UNDERSTAND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO, BUT IF YOU GUYS DO WANT TO DO THIS,

YOU COULD, UH, COME OVER FOR THANKSGIVING.

- WOW. - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

REBA! OH, MY.

YOU REALLY... YOU REALLY WANT ALL OF US TO COME OVER HERE AND EAT WITH YOU?

SURE.

THAT IS SO LOVELY, BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY NO.

WHAT? YEAH, I CAN'T THIS YEAR. BUT REALLY, SUPER THANKS.

OH, WAIT A SECOND. YOU DON'T SAY NO TO ME! I SAY NO TO YOU!

WELL, IF ANYONE IS GOING ANYWHERE, YOU'RE COMING OVER TO MY HOUSE FOR THANKSGIVING.

WOW.

YOU DON'T INVITE ME. I INVITE YOU. OH, YOU ARE SO INVITED.

NO, YOU ARE. AM NOT!

- ARE TOO! - AM NOT! - ENOUGH!

LADIES, LADIES. THANKSGIVING IS NOT ABOUT WHERE YOU EAT.

IT'S ABOUT WHAT YOU EAT AND HOW MUCH OF IT.

YES, AND YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE TO WORK THIS OUT,

BECAUSE WE WANT TO HAVE THANKSGIVING WITH EVERYONE THAT WE LOVE.

YEAH, AND IF YOU CAN'T WORK IT OUT AND BE HAPPY, THEN YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE'RE GONNA HAVE PIZZA FOR THANKSGIVING.

WE'LL DO IT, BECAUSE VAN LIKES PIZZA, AND I GOT COUPONS.

AND THAT WILL BE THE TRADITION ELIZABETH REMEMBERS...

PEPPERONI AND SAUSAGE ON A TEARSTAINED CRUST.

YOU GUYS NEED TO WORK IT OUT. OKAY?

NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I MADE MYSELF HUNGRY. OKAY.

I SAY WE DO THE PIZZA THING AND GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS.

WE HAVE NINE PEOPLE. MY TABLE'S BIGGER.

- WE SHOULD HAVE IT OVER HERE. - NO WAY. YOU WERE MEAN TO ME.

- YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET. - OKAY, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, GUYS. WHOA, WHOA.

LOOK, WE CAN DO THIS, ALL RIGHT? WE'RE THE ADULTS.

AND I, FOR ONE, WANNA SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE KIDS. AN EXAMPLE?

YEAH. WHAT, SO VAN'S GONNA KNOCK UP BARBRA JEAN?

OH, THAT'S GREAT! ALL RIGHT!

WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY WAS, REBA HAS A POINT.

OKAY? SHE HAS THE BIGGER KITCHEN AND MORE ROOM.

IT JUST MAKES SENSE TO DO THE DINNER HERE.

FINE. BUT IF WE'RE GONNA HAVE IT OVER HERE, I GET TO COOK.

WELL, THEN... YOU? YOU'RE NOT COOKIN'.

YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE YARD SHUCKIN' THE CORN. NO.

NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

I THINK I'LL COOK THE TURKEY. THE TURKEY?

NO, NO! THE TURKEY'S THE HEADLINER.

IF THANKSGIVING WAS A CONCERT, THE TURKEY WOULD BE CHER.

OKAY. SO... SO, YOU WANNA HAVE IT AT YOUR HOUSE AND YOU WANT CHER?

THAT'S RIGHT. I GOT TURKEY, BABE.

I CAN'T TALK TO HER.

ALL RIGHT, REBA, LOOK. BARBRA JEAN AGREED TO DO IT OVER HERE.

I THINK YOU SHOULD LET HER DO THE COOKING.

BUT I WANT TO COOK IT, I WANT TO HAVE IT OVER

HERE, AND I WANT HER IN THE YARD SHUCKIN'.

I COOK, OR WE DON'T COME.

OH, PLEASE, REBA. DO IT FOR OUR CHILDREN.

REMEMBER? THE SWEET ONES WHO ARE BLACKMAILING US?

FINE. BUT IF SHE PUTS HER HAND UP THE TURKEY

AND DOES THAT PUPPET SHOW, THE DEAL'S OFF.

THE KIDS LOVE THAT!

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! HUH? WHAT?

REBA. WOW, WOULD YOU CALM DOWN?

YOU KNOW, THANKSGIVING IS A TIME WHEN YOU SIT BACK, RELAX... OOH!

OH! SON OF A PICKLE FARMER! HE FUMBLED!

MAN, I GOT FIVE BUCKS ON THIS GAME.

Y'ALL SMELL ANYTHING? SORRY. I...

I MEANT FROM THE KITCHEN. WE SHOULD BE SMELLING SOMETHING BY NOW.

THANKSGIVING IS ALL ABOUT TIMING.

SHE SHOULD BE PREPARING THE VEGETABLES, THE TURKEY SHOULD BE IN THE OVEN,

AND RIGHT ABOUT NOW I'D BE BRINGING IN...

ARTICHOKE DIP! ARTICHOKE DIP?

- MM-HMM. - THE TRADITION IS FRENCH ONION DIP.

IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT, DARLIN'.

I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS,

BUT YOU'RE DEALING WITH A PRETTY FUSSY CROWD HERE. MMM.

OH-HO-HO!

BARBRA JEAN, THIS DIP IS DELICIOUS. AHH!

AND I USUALLY DON'T LIKE THE DIP.

OH, WELL, I GIVE THANKS FOR THAT, VAN.

NOW MAKE SURE Y'ALL SAVE ROOM FOR MY TWICE-BAKED POTATOES.

TWICE BAKED? WHY DOESN'T SHE BAKE 'EM RIGHT THE FIRST TIME?

HEY, YOU GUYS, DO YOU THINK THIS IS ENOUGH LEAVES FOR OUR CENTERPIECE?

- I REALLY WANT IT TO BE AS GOOD AS LAST YEAR. - THAT'S GONNA BE HARD.

LAST YEAR, IT WAS REALLY GOOD. I KNOW.

AH. ARE THOSE YARD CLIPPINGS?

NO, THIS IS OUR TRADITIONAL THANKSGIVING CENTERPIECE.

RIGHT.

LEAVES ARE DIRTY. THAT'S WHY GOD PUT THEM IN TREES.

THOSE AREN'T JUST LEAVES. THERE'S AN OLD DORITOS BAG IN THERE TOO. HMM!

THIS YEAR, OUR PLACE SETTINGS WILL EACH HAVE THEIR OWN CENTERPIECE...

YOUR OWN INDIVIDUAL GOURD EMBOSSED WITH YOUR NAME.

I'D LIKE TO EMBOSS HER GOURD.

♪♪

BARBRA JEAN, WE NEED TO TALK.

- WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? - OH, THANKSGIVING MUSIC... K-TRIBE.

- K-TRIBE? - ALL NAVAJO, ALL THE TIME.

HEY, HEY, WE WERE LISTENING TO THAT!

BARBRA JEAN, I NEED SOMETHING TO DO. I'M GOING CRAZY IN THERE.

WELL, YOU COULD GET A LADDER AND GET OFF MY BACK.

OH, I'LL PUT SOME GINGER IN THE YAMS.

NO, I PUT BROWN SUGAR IN THE YAMS. MAKES 'EM SWEETER.

THEN THE YAMS WILL TASTE THE SAME AS THE CARROTS.

OH, NO! WE BETTER CALL THE FOOD POLICE.

I'M JUST SAYING, WE WANT A VARIETY OF FLAVORS.

REBA, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

FINE. I'M TAKIN' THE GINGER WITH ME.

AHH, REBA, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,

I AM THIS CLOSE TO PUTTING YOUR GOURD ON THE KIDDIE TABLE.

DROP IT. GIVE IT.

NOW RUN ON BACK INTO THE LIVING ROOM SO I CAN GET BACK TO WORK. OKAY?

THERE YOU GO. GREAT.

♪♪

GET A LITTLE HIP-HOPI. OKAY, YEAH.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS. HELP ME OUT HERE. IS THIS REALLY THANKSGIVING?

I MEAN, BECAUSE WITH THE GOURDS AND THE

ARTICHOKE DIP AND THE DIP DOING THE COOKING,

IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT.

NO-O-O! OUR FOOTBALL!

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. IT'S THANKSGIVING TO US, ALL RIGHT?

US ON THE COUCH, FOOTBALL ON TV. YOUR TEAM LOSING.

I'M GONNA POUND YOU.

YEAH. OH, SURE, IT FEELS LIKE THAT WITH Y'ALL, BECAUSE IT'S YOUR TRADITION.

MINE'S IN THE KITCHEN! BUT I'M NOT ALLOWED THERE.

I CAN'T BE IN HERE. I GOT NO PLACE TO BE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS REMINDS ME OF THOSE FEW

YEARS WHEN MY MOTHER MADE THANKSGIVING DINNER.

YOU REMEMBER THAT? GRAMMY LIZ USED TO JUST ABOUT DRIVE YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE.

OH, THAT'S WHEN I CAME UP WITH OUR TRADITIONAL FOOTBALL GAME.

ANYTHING TO GET AWAY FROM THOSE SMELLS.

I'M SORRY GUYS. I THINK IT'S THE DIP. VAN.

THE TRADITIONAL FOOTBALL GAME. GUYS, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE PLAYED THAT?

MY FIRST YEAR IN THE FAMILY. REMEMBER? YOU AND I BEAT MR. H AND YOUR MOM HERE.

- WAS I ON THE WINNING TEAM? - YOU WERE TWO. YOU WERE THE FOOTBALL.

THE ONLY REASON YOU GUYS BEAT US WAS BECAUSE

REBA DROPPED THE WINNING PASS IN THE END ZONE.

I DIDN'T DROP IT! YOU THREW IT HIGH.

WE'D LOVE TO HAVE A LITTLE REMATCH.

- OH, IS THAT A CHALLENGE? - NOT FOR US IT'S NOT.

WELL, LET'S GO! HEY, GUYS, I'M A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER NOW.

- THIS WOULDN'T BE FAIR. - YEAH, BUT CHEYENNE'S ON YOUR TEAM.

OH, YEAH. I CALL JAKE. LOSER HAS TO EAT A BUG.

OHH. GOOD. I'LL PICK YOU A NICE, FAT ONE, BUDDY.

I GET TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!

OKAY, TIME TO WRITE YOUR NAMES...

ON YOUR GOURDS, EVERYBODY!

WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

YES! VICTORY IS OURS. WHOO-HOO!

OH, MAN. HEY, VAN, WHEN YOU GET BACK TO DENVER,

BE SURE TO TELL YOUR FOOTBALL BUDDIES THAT YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW WHUPPED YOUR BUTT.

OH-HO! GIMME SOME RIGHT HERE.

- YOU LET US LIVE HERE. I LET YOU WIN. - OH, YEAH.

THANKS FOR THE HELP, CHEYENNE. YOU THREW THE BALL RIGHT AT ME.

I'M SUPPOSED TO.

ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO. DON'T FIGHT. OH, LET 'EM.

IT FINALLY FEELS LIKE THANKSGIVING. LET'S EAT.

DAD, I'M STARVING. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

FOR WHAT? THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART OF THANKSGIVING...

WHEN WE OPEN THAT DOOR AND WE SMELL THE TURKEY COOKING.

SO ON THE COUNT OF THREE, I WANT EVERYBODY TO INHALE. ONE, TWO, THREE.

AHH!

AHH, I DROOLED A LITTLE!

BOY, IT SMELLS LIKE DINNER'S GONNA BE READY REAL SOON, YOU GUYS.

JAKE, UH-UH. WASH YOUR HANDS FIRST.

- AW, MAN! - GO. VAN, YOU TOO.

AW, MAN!

BARBRA JEAN, WE'RE BACK. BARBRA JEAN?

"I LEFT. DON'T TRY AND FIND ME. BARBRA JEAN.

P.S. DON'T WORRY. I'M AT MY HOUSE."

BARBRA JEAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

HAVING A "CARROTINI."

WE'RE OUT OF OLIVES.

GET YOUR BUTT BACK OVER TO THE HOUSE.

THERE'S A LOT OF THANKSGIVING TRADITIONS I'M

GIVIN' UP, BUT I DON'T WANT TO GIVE UP EATING.

- WHERE'D Y'ALL GO? - WE WENT TO PLAY FOOTBALL.

MY TEAM WON. THE OTHER TEAM HAD TO EAT A BUG.

VAN GAGGED A LITTLE.

- BUT NOBODY ASKED ME TO COME. - YOU WERE COOKING.

BUT NOBODY THOUGHT TO ASK ME TO COME.

WELL, I THOUGHT ABOUT IT. THEN I DECIDED NOT TO. FEEL BETTER?

REBA, IF IT'D BEEN YOU,

THERE'S NO WAY THAT EVERYBODY WOULD JUST LEAVE WITHOUT ASKING YOU TO COME.

I MEAN, IF WE DO SOMETHING WITHOUT YOU, ALL

ANYONE TALKS ABOUT IS HOW YOU'RE NOT THERE.

YOU'RE THIS REALLY POWERFUL PRESENCE HANGING OVER EVERYTHING.

YOU'RE LIKE PATRICK SWAYZE IN GHOST.

WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

YOU'RE ALWAYS THE CENTER OF THE FAMILY.

AND TODAY, I JUST WANTED TO BE THE CENTER OF THE FAMILY.

THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T INVITE YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE.

BARBRA JEAN, DO YOU KNOW WHY I'M THE CENTER OF THE FAMILY?

THEY'RE MY FAMILY!

JUST LIKE WHEN BROCK'S MOM COMES INTO TOWN, SHE'S THE CENTER OF THE FAMILY,

MAY SHE CHOKE ON HER DRAMBUIE.

ALL RIGHT. LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY.

RIGHT NOW IN OUR LITTLE WORLD, I'M THE TURKEY, AND YOU'RE THE GRAVY.

BUT MAYBE SOMEDAY WHEN HENRY GETS A LITTLE OLDER,

MAYBE HAS A LITTLE BROTHER OR SISTER, YOU'LL BE THE TURKEY.

WELL, WHERE WILL YOU BE THEN?

GOD WILLING, FAR, FAR AWAY.

THANK YOU, HEAVENLY FATHER, FOR THIS BLESSING WE ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING CARE OF OUR FAMILY AND KEEPING THEM HEALTHY AND SAFE.

YOU'VE BEEN SO SWEET TO US THIS YEAR.

THANK YOU FOR THE WONDERFUL FOOD THAT WE'RE

ABOUT TO EAT AND FOR THIS WONDERFUL TURKEY.

AND ALSO FOR THE GRAVY.

- AMEN. - AMEN.

- LET'S DIG IN. - WHO'S HUNGRY?

- I AM! I AM! - OKAY, GOOD.

- ALL RIGHT, WHO WANTS WHITE MEAT? - I WANT A TURKEY LEG.

WHITE MEAT... WHITE MEAT'S COMIN'.

LOOK AT THIS BIRD. YEAH, IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.

ACME!