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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,904 --> 00:00:07,872 AND THEN DADDY SNAGGED THE BALL OUT OF THE AIR. 2 00:00:07,942 --> 00:00:10,342 AND THEN HE ZIGGED. AND THEN HE ZAGGED. 3 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:15,080 AND THEN HE ZAGGED AGAIN TO GET AWAY FROM THE DEFENSE, AND HE SCORED! TOUCHDOWN! 4 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:17,149 AND DADDY WAS GONNA SPIKE THE BALL, 5 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:20,885 BUT HE KISSED IT... BECAUSE HE LOVED IT SO MUCH. 6 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:23,355 OKAY. FOOTBALL'S OVER. IT IS NAP TIME. 7 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:26,358 OH, YOU SAID IF I STOPPED BEING CRABBY, NO NAP. 8 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:28,393 I MEANT ELIZABETH. 9 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:31,796 COME ON, CHEYENNE. I JUST GOT HOME, AND I WANT TO PLAY WITH HER SOME MORE. 10 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,899 WELL, PLAY ON THE WAY UPSTAIRS. 11 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:36,401 OKAY, ELIZABETH. IT'S TIME FOR THE HALFTIME SHOW. 12 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:39,671 ♪♪ 13 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:42,173 YEAH, THAT'LL CALM HER DOWN FOR HER NAP. 14 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:46,478 - HEY, REBA. - HEY. 15 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:50,248 I BROUGHT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. ♪♪ 16 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:53,418 STRAIGHT FROM BROCK'S DENTAL PRACTICE. 17 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:56,421 IT'S A LITTLE SOMETHING WE LIKE TO CALL YOUR 20% SHARE... 18 00:00:56,489 --> 00:00:58,490 OF THE MONTHLY PROFITS. 19 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:02,594 WHERE'S THE REST OF IT? 20 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:05,531 YEAH, THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T MAIL IT. 21 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:09,534 I'D HAVE TO DEDUCT THE PRICE OF THE STAMP, AND YOU'D OWE ME MONEY. 22 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:15,073 OH, LORD, IT IS FUNNY HOW BROCK'S PRACTICE IS MAKING SO LITTLE MONEY. 23 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:19,878 NO, IT'S NOT. HE'S TAKING TOO MUCH TIME OFF TO CHASE HIS "PRO GOLF" DREAM, 24 00:01:19,946 --> 00:01:22,414 AND HE'S RUNNING HIS DENTAL PRACTICE INTO THE GROUND. 25 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:24,416 AMEN TO THAT, REVEREND. 26 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:27,786 HE NEEDS TO MAKE A DECISION WHAT HE'S GONNA DO. SING IT, SISTER. 27 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:29,932 ONE OR THE OTHER... GOLF OR DENTISTRY. 28 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:32,302 YOU CAN PUT MUSTARD ON THAT AND EAT IT. 29 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:34,860 SO, ARE YOU GONNA TALK TO HIM? 30 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,907 OH, NO WAY. 31 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:40,465 TALKIN' TO BROCK ABOUT HOW I FEEL WOULD BE EXACTLY THE WRONG THING TO DO. 32 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:42,612 WHY? REBA, OUR RELATIONSHIP... 33 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:44,970 IS IN A VERY DELICATE PLACE RIGHT NOW. 34 00:01:45,039 --> 00:01:46,983 WE'VE ONLY BEEN IN THERAPY A SHORT TIME, AND 35 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:48,974 THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO IS PRESSURE HIM. 36 00:01:49,043 --> 00:01:52,577 ACTUALLY, THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO IS GO OVER TO THE MALL... 37 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:55,247 WITH THE BACK OF MY DRESS TUCKED INTO MY PANTY HOSE. 38 00:01:57,884 --> 00:02:02,487 STUPID KIDS WITH THOSE PHONES THAT TAKE PICTURES! 39 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:12,497 WELL, THEN IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TALK ANY SENSE INTO YOUR HUSBAND, I GUESS I WILL. 40 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:17,469 YOU CAN DIP THAT IN BATTER, PUT A STICK IN IT AND SELL IT AT THE STATE FAIR. 41 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:21,305 HOW MANY CARNIES DID YOU DATE? 42 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:25,844 FIVE. 43 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:30,448 AND A HALF, BUT HE WAS A LITTLE PERSON! 44 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,853 HA, HEY! 45 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:37,656 ♪ MY ROOTS ARE PLANTED IN THE PAST ♪ 46 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:40,092 ♪ THOUGH MY LIFE IS CHANGING FAST ♪ 47 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:44,162 ♪ WHO I AM IS WHO I WANT TO BE ♪ 48 00:02:44,231 --> 00:02:46,965 ♪ A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TOO HARD ♪ 49 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:49,701 ♪ WHO LOVES HER KIDS AND NEVER STOPS ♪ 50 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,336 ♪ WITH GENTLE HANDS ♪ 51 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:53,271 ♪ AND THE HEART OF A FIGHTER ♪ 52 00:02:56,075 --> 00:02:59,778 ♪ I'M A SURVIVOR ♪♪ 53 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,655 OH, YOU SUCK, HART. 54 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:13,737 HEY, REBA. HOW'S IT GOIN'? 55 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:16,361 LOOK AT THIS. DOESN'T THIS EMBARRASS YOU? 56 00:03:16,429 --> 00:03:19,469 NO. BARBRA JEAN'S THE ONE WHO PICKED OUT THE LITTLE DUCKY PATTERN. 57 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:23,368 THE AMOUNT. YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW. 58 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:27,117 IT'S JUST THAT I'VE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME PRACTICING MY PUTTING. 59 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:29,786 OH, FOR THE LOVE OF MEAT LOAF. 60 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:33,211 I DON'T PLAY THE GAME, BUT YOU WANT IT TO GO IN, RIGHT? 61 00:03:33,279 --> 00:03:35,647 WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 62 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,716 QUIT THIS "PRO GOLF" DEAL. 63 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:41,052 GO BACK TO BEING A FULL-TIME DENTIST. I CAN'T GIVE UP GOLF NOW. 64 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:43,600 I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A TOURNAMENT. YEAH, HOW'S IT GOIN'? 65 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:48,360 I'M HANGING IN THERE. YOU KNOW, AS USUAL. 66 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,663 GOD. 67 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:55,900 REALLY? THE BEST YOU'VE EVER DONE IN A TOURNAMENT... 68 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:58,036 IS MR. CONGENIALITY. 69 00:03:58,105 --> 00:04:00,705 YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S NOT EASY JUGGLING TWO CAREERS. 70 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:03,553 WHEN I'M OUT ON THE GOLF COURSE, I SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT GOLF. 71 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:06,723 INSTEAD, I'M WORRIED ABOUT IF I HAVE FRESH MAGAZINES IN THE WAITING ROOM. 72 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:09,714 THAT'S THE POINT, BROCK. YOUR HEAD'S IN TWO PLACES. 73 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:12,917 THREE IF YOU COUNT WHERE I THINK IT IS. 74 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:17,889 YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE A CHOICE BEFORE THIS BUSINESS IS COMPLETELY WORTHLESS! 75 00:04:17,957 --> 00:04:21,270 FOR YOUR INFORMATION, REBA, A DENTIST IN THE BUILDING WANTS TO BUY MY PRACTICE. 76 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:23,761 YES, THAT'S RIGHT. HE'S ALREADY MADE AN OFFER. 77 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:25,375 REALLY? YEAH. 78 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:28,366 OKAY, THEN I CHANGED MY MIND. YOU'RE A GREAT GOLFER. TAKE THE MONEY. 79 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:31,080 IT'S NOT THAT GREAT AN OFFER. MORE REASON TO JUMP ON IT... 80 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,371 BEFORE THIS PRACTICE BECOMES A GHOST TOWN. 81 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:36,808 I TELL YOU WHAT. BETWEEN TOURNAMENTS, I'LL SPEND MORE TIME WORKING ON THE PRACTICE. 82 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:38,810 NO, BROCK. IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. 83 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:41,946 YOU HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE TO BE A GOLFER OR A DENTIST. 84 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:45,483 MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE A DECISION. I DON'T KNOW. I JUST CAN'T DECIDE. 85 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:50,254 BROCK, REMEMBER WHEN YOU WANTED TO GROW MUTTONCHOPS AND A FU MANCHU, 86 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:53,603 BUT YOU COULDN'T DECIDE WHICH ONE TO GROW, SO YOU JUST GREW BOTH OF 'EM? 87 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,631 AH. THE FU MAN CHOPS. 88 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:03,946 YOU LOOKED RIDICULOUS. AND I HAVE PICTURES TO PROVE IT. 89 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,282 SO IF YOU DON'T DECIDE WHAT YOU'RE GONNA BE, 90 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:09,319 I'M GONNA TAKE A HALF-PAGE AD OUT IN THE NEWSPAPER, 91 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:11,353 AND I'M GONNA PUT THAT PICTURE IN IT. 92 00:05:11,377 --> 00:05:14,279 I'LL THINK ABOUT IT, OKAY? NO, DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. 93 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:16,281 DON'T GIVE YOURSELF AN OUT. 94 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:19,517 COMMIT. COMMIT TO SOMETHING! JUST COMMIT! 95 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:22,754 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GO AHEAD AND RUN THAT PICTURE, 96 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,423 'CAUSE I LOOKED GOOD, SISTER. 97 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,264 WHERE ARE YOU? 98 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:39,537 WHERE'S DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL? 99 00:05:39,606 --> 00:05:42,274 DADDY'S COMING TO GET YOU! YES, I AM! 100 00:05:43,277 --> 00:05:45,477 AND YOU WONDER WHY SHE'S HIDING. 101 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:49,592 I'VE BEEN PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK WITH HER FOR, LIKE, AN HOUR. 102 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:52,116 SHE IS GREAT AT THIS GAME. 103 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,054 SHE'S AT SCHOOL. 104 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:03,194 - MORNING, SWEETIE. - MORNING. 105 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:05,997 HEY, WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT ELIZABETH GOING TO PRESCHOOL? 106 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:09,033 - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. - SO THE RUMORS ARE TRUE? 107 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:12,871 VAN, I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT ON THE PHONE LAST WEEK. 108 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:14,915 WHAT PROBABLY HAPPENED WAS, OUT OF HABIT, WHEN 109 00:06:14,939 --> 00:06:16,808 HE HEARD THE WORD "SCHOOL," HE FELL ASLEEP. 110 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:22,847 WHAT PROBABLY HAPPENED WAS, OUT OF HABIT... I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I? 111 00:06:22,915 --> 00:06:25,349 YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE GONNA CHECK OUT SOME PRESCHOOLS. 112 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:28,097 - YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE GONNA SIGN HER UP. - YES, I DID. 113 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:31,156 OKAY, I ADMIT IT. SOMETIMES WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, I PUT THE PHONE DOWN. 114 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:38,063 SO, FROM NOW ON, DO NOT SAY ANYTHING IMPORTANT UNLESS YOU HEAR ME BREATHING. 115 00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:41,700 AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO ME... 116 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:43,868 WELL, LET'S JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT. 117 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:48,003 I HAD TO SIGN HER UP RIGHT THEN, OR ELSE SHE 118 00:06:48,027 --> 00:06:49,941 WOULD'VE BEEN PUT ON THIS HUGE WAIT LIST. 119 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,943 YEAH, BUT WHAT IS THIS PLACE? IS IT SAFE? 120 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,378 DOES IT HAVE RUSTY PLAY EQUIPMENT OR SLIDES... 121 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:56,748 OR POISON ARSENIC-TREATED WOOD? 122 00:06:56,816 --> 00:06:59,784 - HMM? - ARSENIC WOOD? 123 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:03,020 UH-HUH. I SAW A REPORT ON THE NEWS. 124 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,957 OR I IMAGINED IT. BUT THE POINT IS, I DON'T LIKE THIS. 125 00:07:06,025 --> 00:07:08,626 VAN, YOU ARE JUST BEING DIFFICULT. 126 00:07:08,695 --> 00:07:10,813 YES, I AM. I'M ONLY HOME FOR A LITTLE WHILE, 127 00:07:10,837 --> 00:07:12,931 AND I DON'T GET TO SEE HER ENOUGH AS IT IS. 128 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:15,311 BESIDES, NEXT THING YOU KNOW, SHE'LL BE READIN' AND WRITIN', 129 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:17,268 AND SHE'LL NEVER COME BACK TO THE TRIBE. 130 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:33,952 JAKE, I SAID ONE HOUR OF TV A DAY. 131 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:38,156 ONE HOUR? CAN I MAKE IT DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES? 132 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:44,595 GO UPSTAIRS AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK. 133 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:49,100 CAN'T WATCH TV? EVERY KID IN THE WORLD WATCHES TV. 134 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:52,670 I'M SOME SORT OF GIANT FREAK. THAT'S WHAT I AM. 135 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:55,140 HEY, REBA. CAN YOU TALK? 136 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:57,742 YES. WAIT. NO. 137 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:59,811 OH, I CAN'T DECIDE. 138 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:07,518 FRUSTRATING, ISN'T IT? 139 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:09,654 I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID, 140 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:12,590 AND I'VE DECIDED TO SELL THE PRACTICE. SERIOUSLY? 141 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:15,071 YEAH. I CALLED THE GUY THIS MORNING. HE'S SENDING OVER PAPERS. 142 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,495 GREAT! WHEN DO I GET MY SHARE OF THE MONEY? 143 00:08:17,563 --> 00:08:20,164 SOON, SOON. YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID... 144 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,500 AND MADE A COMMITMENT, AND EVERYTHING CHANGED. 145 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:25,971 I MEAN, I PLAYED GREAT TODAY. I'M ON TOP OF THE LEADER BOARD! 146 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:29,307 GREAT! WHEN DO I GET MY SHARE OF THE MONEY? 147 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:31,611 DON'T YOU WANNA HEAR ABOUT HOW I BIRDIED THE 148 00:08:31,635 --> 00:08:33,945 LAST THREE HOLES TO GRAB A SHARE OF THE LEAD? 149 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:38,349 NO. I WANNA HEAR ABOUT WHEN I GET MY SHARE OF THE MONEY! 150 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:40,730 OKAY, OKAY. I GET IT, I GET IT. YEAH. 151 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:43,021 I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS, REBA. YOU ARE A GENIUS. 152 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:46,691 OH! I'VE NEVER BEEN TESTED. BUT THANK YOU. 153 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:49,527 WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME. I'M GONNA HEAD TO THE DRIVING RANGE... 154 00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:51,796 AND WORK ON MY INTERVIEW SKILLS. 155 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,865 "NO, I'M NOT THE NEXT TIGER WOODS. 156 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:56,300 WHY, THERE'S ONLY ONE TIGER WOODS. I AM PRETTY GOOD." 157 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:01,372 DON'T DO THAT! 158 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:04,642 HOW DOES SOMEONE SO BIG MOVE SO QUIET? 159 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:09,380 I MAY BE BIG, BUT I MOVE LIKE A CAT. 160 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:18,222 SO, UH, DID, UH... DID BROCK TELL YOU HIS DECISION? 161 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:21,593 YES. BUT, SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE IN HEELS. 162 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,830 YOU KNOW, HE SAID THAT... THAT YOU TALKED HIM INTO IT. 163 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,144 YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD OF YOURSELF. 164 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,968 WELL, LET'S SEE. I GOT BROCK'S LIFE BACK ON TRACK, 165 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:35,339 I'M GONNA MAKE SOME MONEY, AND I'VE DISCOVERED SOME FANTASTIC FAT-FREE COOKIES. 166 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:38,175 - I'D SAY MY LIFE'S DOIN' PRETTY GOOD. - OH. 167 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,912 I'M, UH, REALLY GLAD TO HEAR THAT. 168 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,081 BECAUSE YOU'VE RUINED MINE! 169 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:49,588 TALK ABOUT DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES. 170 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:58,533 OKAY, BARBRA JEAN, WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 171 00:09:58,602 --> 00:10:00,769 OH. HAVE YOU COME TO GLOAT? 172 00:10:00,838 --> 00:10:05,139 TO SEE HOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE HAS SUCKED THE LIFE OUT OF ME? 173 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:09,477 LIKE TAKING THE FAT OUT OF THESE COOKIES HAS SUCKED OUT THE FLAVOR? 174 00:10:10,747 --> 00:10:13,715 - WHAT HAVE I DONE? - OH, NO. NO. 175 00:10:13,784 --> 00:10:17,686 I'M NOT GONNA GET TRICKED INTO HAVING A RATIONAL DISCUSSION WITH YOU. 176 00:10:17,755 --> 00:10:20,989 YOU ALWAYS WIN THOSE. 177 00:10:21,058 --> 00:10:23,224 I'M JUST GONNA STAND HERE... 178 00:10:23,293 --> 00:10:26,728 UNTIL MY PAIN SHAMES YOU INTO TEARS. 179 00:10:26,797 --> 00:10:30,465 BEHOLD THE MISERY. 180 00:10:35,806 --> 00:10:38,340 - BEHOLD ME LEAVIN'. - HEY! 181 00:10:38,409 --> 00:10:40,475 REBA, GET BACK HERE! 182 00:10:40,543 --> 00:10:43,356 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, FINE. YOU'VE SUFFERED ENOUGH. WE'LL TALK. 183 00:10:43,380 --> 00:10:46,581 WHAT'S GOIN' ON, BARBRA JEAN? I THOUGHT YOU WANTED BROCK TO MAKE A CHOICE. 184 00:10:46,650 --> 00:10:50,485 NO! I WANTED HIM TO QUIT PLAYING GOLF! 185 00:10:50,554 --> 00:10:53,989 BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT. WELL, OF COURSE I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 186 00:10:54,058 --> 00:10:56,925 IF HE THINKS I PUSHED HIM INTO GIVING UP HIS DREAM, 187 00:10:56,994 --> 00:10:59,494 HE WOULD RESENT ME FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. 188 00:10:59,563 --> 00:11:03,698 THAT'S WHY I MANIPULATED YOU INTO CONFRONTING HIM. 189 00:11:03,767 --> 00:11:05,867 THAT WAY HE'D RESENT YOU. YOU KNOW, WIN-WIN. 190 00:11:05,936 --> 00:11:07,869 HEY! 191 00:11:07,938 --> 00:11:11,339 YOU DID NOT MANIPULATE ME. OH, GIVE YOURSELF A SHAKE, PEACHES. 192 00:11:14,278 --> 00:11:17,712 THE TINY CHECK? THE FRIENDLY BANTER? 193 00:11:17,781 --> 00:11:20,760 I KNEW YOU'D FLY OFF THE HANDLE, AND IT WORKED. 194 00:11:20,784 --> 00:11:23,785 THE PUPPET MASTER HAD CONTROL OF THE PUPPET. 195 00:11:25,455 --> 00:11:30,025 BUT THERE WAS JUST ONE THING I DIDN'T COUNT ON. YOU ARE A BAD PUPPET. 196 00:11:31,862 --> 00:11:36,364 LOOK, I KNOW AT FIRST NONE OF US WERE THRILLED ABOUT BROCK'S NEW CAREER CHOICE... 197 00:11:36,433 --> 00:11:39,734 IT WASN'T A CAREER CHOICE, REBA. IT WAS AN ESCAPE. 198 00:11:39,803 --> 00:11:42,237 YOU KNOW, WE USED TO HAVE A HAPPY MARRIAGE, 199 00:11:42,306 --> 00:11:47,175 UNTIL ONE DAY HE WOKE UP AND REALIZED THAT WASN'T ENOUGH FOR HIM. 200 00:11:47,243 --> 00:11:50,912 WELL, AS LONG AS HE IS STILL GOLFING, IT MEANS HE'S STILL SEARCHING. 201 00:11:50,981 --> 00:11:55,350 AND I CAN'T FEEL SECURE AGAIN UNTIL HE'S COMMITTED TO HENRY AND ME. 202 00:11:55,418 --> 00:11:57,352 UNTIL WE'RE ENOUGH TO MAKE HIM HAPPY. 203 00:11:57,420 --> 00:11:59,354 THANKS TO YOU, THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. 204 00:11:59,423 --> 00:12:01,356 HEY, THAT'S NOT MY FAULT. 205 00:12:01,425 --> 00:12:03,703 I NEVER SAID THAT I WAS GONNA MAKE HIM QUIT. 206 00:12:03,727 --> 00:12:07,240 I SAID I WAS GOING TO TRY TO GET HIM TO MAKE A DECISION. 207 00:12:07,264 --> 00:12:09,230 WHAT'S WITH THE LEGALESE? 208 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:13,501 IT'S NOT LEGALESE. IT'S THE TRUTH. 209 00:12:13,570 --> 00:12:16,872 NO. REBA, THE TRUTH IS MY MARRIAGE IS PROBABLY OVER... 210 00:12:16,941 --> 00:12:19,374 BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T SUBMIT TO MY WILL. 211 00:12:24,448 --> 00:12:26,748 YEAH, WELL, I NEVER ASKED TO BE A PUPPET! 212 00:12:26,817 --> 00:12:29,617 I WANNA BE A REAL BOY! 213 00:12:36,426 --> 00:12:39,027 HE BUILT A SMALL HOUSE CALLED A COCOON... 214 00:12:39,096 --> 00:12:41,107 HEY, CHEYENNE. 215 00:12:41,131 --> 00:12:43,131 I'M HOOKED ON PHONICS. 216 00:12:45,769 --> 00:12:50,271 PUSHED HIS WAY OUT, AND HE WAS... 217 00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:53,775 A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY. 218 00:12:53,844 --> 00:12:57,357 OKAY, EVERYBODY, LET'S FOLLOW MISS JEANNIE OUT TO THE RECESS AREA. 219 00:12:57,381 --> 00:12:59,281 YEA! 220 00:12:59,349 --> 00:13:01,283 I WANNA GO ON THE MONKEY BARS. 221 00:13:01,351 --> 00:13:03,285 VAN, ISN'T THIS NICE? 222 00:13:05,555 --> 00:13:08,256 HI, CHEYENNE. HI, MISS LAURIE. 223 00:13:08,324 --> 00:13:10,959 THIS IS MY HUSBAND, VAN. 224 00:13:11,028 --> 00:13:14,396 HI, MISS LAURIE. YOU KNOW, WE WERE GONNA DECORATE OUR ROOM LIKE THIS. 225 00:13:14,464 --> 00:13:16,764 IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU. 226 00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:19,868 YOU KNOW, ELIZABETH TALKS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME. 227 00:13:19,937 --> 00:13:23,071 SHE ALWAYS SAYS, "DADDY'S AWAY AT 'MARINA' FOOTBALL." 228 00:13:23,140 --> 00:13:25,707 - IT'S SO CUTE. - OH, I PLAY ARENA FOOTBALL. 229 00:13:25,776 --> 00:13:28,088 THAT'S PROBABLY WHY SHE SAYS THAT. SHE'S JUST A KID. 230 00:13:28,112 --> 00:13:31,472 - SHE GETS HER WORDS MIXED UP, YOU KNOW. - YEAH, I GOT THAT. 231 00:13:33,884 --> 00:13:36,851 WE JUST WANTED TO COME BY SO VAN COULD FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE... 232 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:40,088 - WHERE ELIZABETH IS WHILE HE'S AWAY. - I'M GLAD YOU DID. HERE. 233 00:13:40,156 --> 00:13:42,936 WHAT'S THIS? OH, ELIZABETH DREW IT LAST WEEK. 234 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,893 AW. IT'S "DADDY ON A PLANE." 235 00:13:44,962 --> 00:13:47,006 MAYBE YOU CAN TAKE IT TO DENVER WITH YOU. 236 00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:49,231 WHAT WAS THE ASSIGNMENT? 237 00:13:49,299 --> 00:13:52,967 "DRAW A PICTURE THAT STICKS A KNIFE IN DADDY'S HEART"? 238 00:13:54,238 --> 00:13:57,505 NO, I BELIEVE IT WAS, "USE BLUE." 239 00:14:00,243 --> 00:14:02,310 COULD YOU EXCUSE US FOR A MINUTE? 240 00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:05,513 SURE. YOU KNOW, WHEN THE KIDS GET EMOTIONAL, 241 00:14:05,582 --> 00:14:08,516 I LET THEM TAKE A JUICE BOX FROM THE REFRIGERATOR. 242 00:14:15,025 --> 00:14:17,658 THANKS, MISS LAURIE. 243 00:14:17,727 --> 00:14:21,229 VAN, WHY ARE YOU ACTING ALL SAD ALL OF A SUDDEN? 244 00:14:21,298 --> 00:14:23,231 I'M A TERRIBLE FATHER, CHEYENNE. 245 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:26,112 - NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE A GREAT FATHER. - MMM. I SHOULD BE HERE. 246 00:14:26,136 --> 00:14:28,703 I SHOULD BE SITTING HERE WATCHING HER EVERY DAY... 247 00:14:28,772 --> 00:14:31,673 AND ENJOYING ONE OF THESE DELICIOUS JUICE BOXES. 248 00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:35,276 BUT I'M NOT. I'M IN DENVER. YOU KNOW WHY? 249 00:14:35,345 --> 00:14:37,512 BECAUSE I'M SELFISH. I'M A SELFISH, EVIL TOAD. 250 00:14:37,581 --> 00:14:41,149 YOU ARE IN DENVER, YES, VAN, 251 00:14:41,218 --> 00:14:43,217 BUT IT'S BECAUSE IT'S YOUR JOB. 252 00:14:43,286 --> 00:14:46,154 YEAH, MY JOB AS A SELFISH, EVIL TOAD. 253 00:14:46,222 --> 00:14:50,759 HONEY, STOP. EVEN IF YOU WEREN'T IN DENVER, YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE EVERY DAY. 254 00:14:50,828 --> 00:14:52,893 YOU'D BE AT SOME OTHER JOB YOU HAD AROUND HERE. 255 00:14:52,962 --> 00:14:57,065 OH, ANOTHER JOB AROUND HERE? ARE THEY HIRING FOR SELFISH, EVIL TOADS? 256 00:14:57,133 --> 00:15:01,169 HONEY, DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT, BECAUSE YOU'RE GONE A LOT, 257 00:15:01,237 --> 00:15:04,906 THE TIMES THAT YOU ARE HOME ARE THAT MUCH MORE SPECIAL TO HER? 258 00:15:04,975 --> 00:15:07,675 SHE LOOKS FORWARD TO IT FOR DAYS BEFORE YOU GET HERE... 259 00:15:07,744 --> 00:15:11,245 AND TALKS ABOUT IT FOR DAYS AFTER YOU'RE GONE. 260 00:15:11,314 --> 00:15:13,248 YOU'RE LIKE CHRISTMAS TO HER EVERY WEEK. 261 00:15:16,153 --> 00:15:18,086 I'M LIKE CHRISTMAS? 262 00:15:18,155 --> 00:15:20,288 LIKE CHRISTMAS AND HALLOWEEN ALL COMBINED, 263 00:15:20,356 --> 00:15:23,291 WITH A LITTLE FOURTH OF JULY MIXED IN THERE. 264 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:28,330 SWEETIE, YOU COULD NOT BE MORE SPECIAL TO HER. 265 00:15:31,434 --> 00:15:33,646 THANKS, CHEYENNE. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 266 00:15:33,670 --> 00:15:35,770 I LOVE YOU TOO. 267 00:15:35,839 --> 00:15:38,606 YOU WANNA GO IN THE SUPPLY ROOM? 268 00:15:41,044 --> 00:15:44,745 I HOPE THIS IS OKAY, BUT ELIZABETH WANTS YOU TO COME OUTSIDE... 269 00:15:44,814 --> 00:15:47,782 SO ALL HER FRIENDS CAN MEET HER "MARINA FOOTBALL" DADDY. 270 00:15:48,952 --> 00:15:51,219 AW. LET'S GO. 271 00:15:54,324 --> 00:15:56,564 I THINK I'M GONNA NEED ANOTHER JUICE BOX. 272 00:16:08,071 --> 00:16:11,139 BARBRA JEAN, ARE YOU OKAY? I'M FINE. WHY? 273 00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:15,076 WELL, THESE USED TO HAVE A PATTERN ON THEM. 274 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,513 YOU JUST SEEM A LITTLE TENSE. 275 00:16:19,582 --> 00:16:22,902 I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE RELAXED. 276 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:27,188 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? 277 00:16:27,257 --> 00:16:30,202 THE WATER MUST'VE SOFTENED IT UP. 278 00:16:30,226 --> 00:16:34,462 HEY, BARBRA JEAN. KYRA, CAN YOU GIVE US A MINUTE, PLEASE? 279 00:16:34,531 --> 00:16:36,464 SURE. 280 00:16:36,533 --> 00:16:39,045 I'M NOT TAKING BACK ANYTHING I SAID, REBA. BARBRA JEAN... 281 00:16:39,069 --> 00:16:41,970 OKAY, FINE. I TAKE EVERYTHING BACK. 282 00:16:42,038 --> 00:16:45,506 I'M NOT MAD AT YOU. I'M... I'M MAD AT MY LIFE. 283 00:16:45,575 --> 00:16:47,842 HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? I'M IN IT. 284 00:16:50,346 --> 00:16:52,547 I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU. YOU KNOW THAT. 285 00:16:52,615 --> 00:16:55,816 MY LOVE FOR YOU IS ALMOST UNNATURAL. 286 00:16:55,885 --> 00:16:59,454 BARBRA JEAN, EVERYTHING ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP IS UNNATURAL. 287 00:17:00,924 --> 00:17:03,325 WHAT I CAME OVER TO SAY WAS, 288 00:17:03,393 --> 00:17:06,294 I'M SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU ACTUALLY WANTED. 289 00:17:06,362 --> 00:17:10,030 I CALLED A LAWYER. YOU CAN'T SUE ME FOR BEING A BAD PUPPET. 290 00:17:11,735 --> 00:17:14,702 NO. A DIVORCE LAWYER. 291 00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:17,172 WHAT? YEAH. I ALMOST CALLED YOURS. 292 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,542 I FIGURED HE COULD JUST WHITE OUT YOUR NAMES ON THE FORM AND TYPE IN MINE. 293 00:17:22,211 --> 00:17:25,546 BUT TO BE FRANK, I DON'T THINK HE GOT YOU A VERY GOOD DEAL. 294 00:17:30,086 --> 00:17:33,555 - BARBRA JEAN, I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME. - OKAY. 295 00:17:33,624 --> 00:17:36,591 I'VE SAID THIS TO YOU MANY TIMES. 296 00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:39,026 LISTEN VERY CLEARLY. 297 00:17:39,095 --> 00:17:42,329 YOU... ARE... CRAZY! 298 00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:45,767 NO, I'M NOT. YES, YOU ARE. 299 00:17:45,835 --> 00:17:48,169 NO. IT'S... IT'S OVER, REBA. 300 00:17:48,238 --> 00:17:50,271 WHEN HE DECIDED TO GO TO THAT TOURNAMENT TODAY, 301 00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:54,242 IT MEANT HE'S CHOSEN TO KEEP SEARCHING FOR... FOR WHATEVER IT IS HE NEEDS TO FIND. 302 00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:58,246 AND I CAN'T JUST SIT AROUND CRACKING PLATES, HOPING HE'LL COME BACK. 303 00:17:59,916 --> 00:18:03,484 HEY, GUYS. YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED AT MY GOLF TOURNAMENT. 304 00:18:03,553 --> 00:18:05,820 OH, REALLY? WAS THAT TODAY? 305 00:18:11,895 --> 00:18:15,663 YEAH. YEAH, IT WAS. AND I WON. 306 00:18:15,732 --> 00:18:17,832 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. 307 00:18:17,901 --> 00:18:19,901 GUESS WHAT I DID TODAY? 308 00:18:19,969 --> 00:18:23,304 OH, OH! HANG ON, BARBRA JEAN. LET'S HEAR ABOUT BROCK'S DAY. 309 00:18:23,373 --> 00:18:25,540 - SO YOU WON? - YEAH. 310 00:18:25,609 --> 00:18:27,808 YEAH, I PLAYED THE BEST ROUND OF GOLF IN MY LIFE. 311 00:18:27,877 --> 00:18:29,810 I BEAT THE SECOND-PLACE GUY BY SIX STROKES. 312 00:18:29,879 --> 00:18:32,346 WELL, I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, 313 00:18:32,416 --> 00:18:34,493 BUT THAT DOESN'T GUARANTEE THAT YOU'LL WIN THE NEXT TIME. 314 00:18:34,517 --> 00:18:37,351 - I REALIZE THAT. - AND EVEN IF YOU DO, SO WHAT? 315 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,398 DO YOU KNOW WHAT A WINNER IS? 316 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:42,456 IT'S JUST THE GUY WHO LOST THE LEAST. DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT? 317 00:18:44,627 --> 00:18:47,462 UM, NO. 318 00:18:47,531 --> 00:18:49,464 WELL, HERE'S SOMETHING ELSE. 319 00:18:49,533 --> 00:18:53,301 DO YOU REMEMBER YESTERDAY WHEN I CAME OVER TO YOUR OFFICE ALL "GENIUSY"? 320 00:18:53,370 --> 00:18:56,671 WELL, I HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT I'D HAD A COUPLE OF BEERS FIRST. 321 00:18:58,174 --> 00:19:00,976 - REBA, HE'S MADE HIS CHOICE. - HAS HE? 322 00:19:01,044 --> 00:19:03,444 AND DOES HE REALIZE WHAT THAT CHOICE COULD COST HIM? 323 00:19:03,513 --> 00:19:06,914 OF COURSE HE DOESN'T. ALL HE EVER THINKS ABOUT IS GOLF... 324 00:19:06,983 --> 00:19:09,017 HIS LITTLE GREEN MISTRESS! 325 00:19:09,086 --> 00:19:11,619 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, BROCK? SHE CAN HAVE YOU. 326 00:19:11,687 --> 00:19:14,322 YOU KNOW, UNTIL ONE DAY, YOU'RE DRIVING TO SEE HER, 327 00:19:14,391 --> 00:19:16,657 AND A... AND A BOWLING ALLEY CATCHES YOUR EYE. 328 00:19:16,726 --> 00:19:18,993 JUST... OH! 329 00:19:20,229 --> 00:19:23,831 BARBRA JEAN, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. 330 00:19:23,899 --> 00:19:26,767 TALK FAST. YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF PLATES. 331 00:19:26,837 --> 00:19:29,938 I'M DONE, HONEY. I'M QUITTING GOLF. 332 00:19:30,006 --> 00:19:31,939 WHAT? 333 00:19:32,008 --> 00:19:36,344 YEAH. YOU KNOW, I REALIZED TODAY THAT I COULD BE A PROFESSIONAL GOLFER. 334 00:19:36,412 --> 00:19:38,691 BUT WHAT'S IT GONNA COST ME AND THE PEOPLE I LOVE? 335 00:19:38,715 --> 00:19:41,794 YOU TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT'S HAPPENIN' TO VAN, LIVING OVER IN DENVER. 336 00:19:41,818 --> 00:19:45,486 AS GREAT AS THAT IS FOR HIM, ALL HE TALKS ABOUT IS HOW MUCH HE MISSES HIS FAMILY. 337 00:19:45,555 --> 00:19:49,156 OH. YOU... 338 00:19:50,427 --> 00:19:52,460 DON'T PLAY ME, BLONDIE. 339 00:19:58,935 --> 00:20:01,336 I AM READY TO BLOW. 340 00:20:01,404 --> 00:20:03,371 HONEY. HONEY. 341 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:06,541 HONEY, WINNING TODAY PUT ME IN A PLACE... 342 00:20:06,610 --> 00:20:10,077 WHERE I COULD CLEARLY SEE WHAT I WANTED, WHAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME. 343 00:20:10,146 --> 00:20:14,315 AND IT'S YOU. AND IT'S WORKING ON FIXING OUR FAMILY. 344 00:20:17,286 --> 00:20:19,720 YECH. 345 00:20:19,789 --> 00:20:23,569 SO, REBA, I'M SORRY, BUT I'M NOT GONNA BE SELLING MY PRACTICE. 346 00:20:23,593 --> 00:20:27,395 AH, THAT'S OKAY. WITH MY 50%, I'LL BE CATCHIN' UP PRETTY QUICK. 347 00:20:27,464 --> 00:20:29,742 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. REBA, REBA, HEY. 348 00:20:29,766 --> 00:20:33,401 - YOU ONLY GET 20%. - OH, NO. NOT AFTER I TALK TO MY LAWYER. 349 00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:36,637 WORD AROUND TOWN IS I GOT A PRETTY BAD DEAL. 350 00:21:15,445 --> 00:21:18,379 ACME! 29204

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