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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,773 --> 00:00:09,085 OH, JAKE, DID YOU MAKE ME BREAKFAST? 2 00:00:09,109 --> 00:00:11,543 DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW HOW TO POACH AN EGG? 3 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:15,881 - IT WAS DAD. - WHOSE DAD? YOUR DAD? 4 00:00:15,950 --> 00:00:18,383 GOOD MORNING, REBA. 5 00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:20,863 - WOULD YOU LIKE THE LIVING SECTION? - THAT DEPENDS. 6 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:24,056 IS THERE A STORY IN THERE THAT EXPLAINS WHAT THE HECK YOU'RE DOIN' HERE? 7 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:29,961 AH, JAKE ASKED ME TO COME OVER EARLY SO WE COULD... DIG FOR WORMS. 8 00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:34,733 - IS THAT TRUE, JAKE? - NO. 9 00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:40,839 WE FELL ASLEEP WATCHING MOVIES ON THE COUCH LAST NIGHT. 10 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:44,376 YOU SLEPT HERE? JAKE, WE WORKED ON THE WORM STORY FOR 20 MINUTES. 11 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:49,414 DUDE, SHE'S MY MOM. 12 00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:54,686 LOOK, BROCK, YOU... YOU JUST CAN'T HANG OUT HERE ANYMORE. 13 00:00:54,754 --> 00:00:59,190 NOW, WHEN YOU GET THROUGH MAKING MY TOAST, YOU CAN GO HOME. 14 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:04,374 - HEY, SWEETIE. WHAT TIME'S VAN COMIN' IN FROM DENVER? - I DON'T KNOW. 15 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:07,644 - SOMETIME, I GUESS. - WELL, HONEY, WHAT'D HE SAY WHEN YOU TALKED TO HIM? 16 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:10,935 WE HAVEN'T TALKED YET. EVERY TIME HE CALLS, HE GETS THE ANSWERING MACHINE. 17 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:13,405 EVERY TIME I CALL, I HANG UP. AND FRANKLY, 18 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:16,508 IF HE WANTED TO TALK TO ME, HE WOULDN'T HAVE MOVED TO STUPID DENVER. 19 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:20,678 - ARE YOU STILL MAD ABOUT HIM LEAVING? - - NO. 20 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:25,950 STUPID DENVER IN STUPID COLORADO. 21 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:28,987 CHEYENNE, HONEY, LISTEN TO ME. 22 00:01:29,056 --> 00:01:31,935 HE HAD TO GO, OKAY? VAN IS A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER. 23 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,225 AND HE GOT TRADED. IT HAPPENS SOMETIMES. 24 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:36,861 - I UNDERSTAND THAT. - JUST LIKE YOU UNDERSTOOD... 25 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:39,842 WHEN WE BROUGHT KYRA HOME AND YOU KEPT TRYING TO GIVE HER AWAY. 26 00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:42,601 - I WAS HERE FIRST! - UH-HUH. 27 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,781 HONEY, VAN'S BEEN GONE FOR A WHOLE WEEK. 28 00:01:45,805 --> 00:01:49,140 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH HE'S LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU AND ELIZABETH? 29 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:51,710 YEAH, RIGHT. 30 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:54,479 - YOU THINK HE IS? - OF COURSE HE IS. 31 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:57,882 I BET HE'S MISERABLE UP THERE 'CAUSE HE MISSES YOU SO MUCH. 32 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:01,486 HECK, IF YOU MET HIM IN THOSE RATTY OLD SWEATS, I BET HE WOULDN'T EVEN NOTICE. 33 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:04,923 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. BUT SERIOUSLY, I'D SHOWER. 34 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,126 HONEY, LOOK, 35 00:02:08,195 --> 00:02:10,329 YOU GUYS ONLY HAVE TWO DAYS TOGETHER. 36 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:12,431 THAT'S IT. DON'T LOSE THEM... 37 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:15,545 BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL MAD OVER SOMETHING HE HAS NO CONTROL OVER. 38 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:18,637 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. I MEAN, VAN DOESN'T WANNA BE IN DENVER... 39 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:22,073 ANY MORE THAN I WANT HIM TO BE THERE. 40 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:25,022 AND PLUS, HE MIGHT BRING ME A PRESENT. 41 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:28,013 AH, THANKS, GUYS. LOVE YOU. 42 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:30,226 YEAH. WE LOVE YOU TOO, SWEETHEART. 43 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:33,785 - THANKS FOR HELPIN' OUT WITH THAT. - YOU DIDN'T NEED ANY HELP. 44 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:37,522 YOU'RE A GREAT MOM, REBA. YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE A GREAT DAD TOO. 45 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:40,225 YOU ALWAYS WERE. WELL, THANK YOU. 46 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:42,661 NAH, THANK YOU. NOW GO HOME. 47 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,867 HA, HEY! 48 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:51,670 ♪ MY ROOTS ARE PLANTED IN THE PAST ♪ 49 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:54,106 ♪ THOUGH MY LIFE IS CHANGING FAST ♪ 50 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:58,176 ♪ WHO I AM IS WHO I WANT TO BE ♪ 51 00:02:58,245 --> 00:03:00,979 ♪ A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TOO HARD ♪ 52 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:03,715 ♪ WHO LOVES HER KIDS AND NEVER STOPS ♪ 53 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:05,350 ♪ WITH GENTLE HANDS ♪ 54 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:07,285 ♪ AND THE HEART OF A FIGHTER ♪ 55 00:03:10,089 --> 00:03:13,891 ♪ I'M A SURVIVOR ♪♪ 56 00:03:18,233 --> 00:03:21,668 OKAY. GOOD, GOOD. A LITTLE... LITTLE BIT MORE. 57 00:03:21,738 --> 00:03:23,738 GO AHEAD. GOOD JOB. 58 00:03:23,806 --> 00:03:26,540 ALL RIGHT, JAKE. WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED SO FAR? 59 00:03:26,609 --> 00:03:29,243 ALWAYS TIGHTEN TO THE RIGHT, AND IT'S NOT SWEARING... 60 00:03:29,311 --> 00:03:31,879 IF YOU USE DIFFERENT WORDS... 61 00:03:31,948 --> 00:03:35,082 GRANNY IN HOT PANTS! 62 00:03:36,819 --> 00:03:40,320 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOIN' NOW? - MAN'S WORK, LITTLE MISSY. 63 00:03:44,060 --> 00:03:46,160 MAN'S WORK, HUH? 64 00:03:46,228 --> 00:03:48,596 BATMAN IS ON. 65 00:03:48,664 --> 00:03:50,598 WHOO! 66 00:03:52,601 --> 00:03:54,768 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. I'M NOT JUST HANGIN' OUT. 67 00:03:54,837 --> 00:03:56,971 I HAVE A REASON FOR BEIN' HERE THIS TIME. 68 00:03:57,039 --> 00:03:59,039 I AM FIXING THE SINK. 69 00:03:59,108 --> 00:04:02,743 - IT'S NOT BROKEN. - IT IS NOW. 70 00:04:04,113 --> 00:04:06,514 - BROCK! - OKAY, OKAY. 71 00:04:06,583 --> 00:04:09,116 IT'S JUST THAT... THE CONDO'S SO QUIET. 72 00:04:09,185 --> 00:04:13,754 AS STRANGE AS IT SOUNDS, AFTER THE CHAOS OF A BIG FAMILY, 73 00:04:13,823 --> 00:04:16,189 I JUST... I MISS THE NOISE AND THE MESS. 74 00:04:16,258 --> 00:04:19,026 AND SOMEBODY DOING YOUR LAUNDRY? 75 00:04:19,095 --> 00:04:22,964 WHAT? HOW DID THOSE GET IN THERE? 76 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:26,100 LOOK, BROCK, WE'RE DIVORCED. 77 00:04:26,169 --> 00:04:29,603 LEGALLY, YOUR CLOTHES CAN'T BE TUMBLING AROUND WITH MY CLOTHES ANYMORE. 78 00:04:30,806 --> 00:04:32,973 YOU NEED TO FIND SOMEPLACE ELSE TO HANG OUT. 79 00:04:33,042 --> 00:04:34,975 - HI, REBA. - HEY. 80 00:04:35,044 --> 00:04:37,778 HI, BROCK. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE OVER HERE. 81 00:04:37,847 --> 00:04:40,348 ACTUALLY, I'M, UH... I'M JUST LEAVING. 82 00:04:40,416 --> 00:04:43,150 I-I'LL SEE YOU IN COUPLES THERAPY LATER, OKAY? OKAY. 83 00:04:43,219 --> 00:04:45,786 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! WHAT ABOUT MY SINK? - REBA, 84 00:04:45,855 --> 00:04:48,155 I CAN'T BE HANGING OUT HERE ALL DAY. 85 00:04:53,162 --> 00:04:56,096 SO, BARBRA JEAN, HOW'S THE THERAPY GOIN' WITH YOU AND BROCK? 86 00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:58,466 GOOD. YEAH. GOOD. 87 00:04:58,535 --> 00:05:01,569 OUR THERAPIST HAS A BOLD APPROACH. 88 00:05:01,638 --> 00:05:05,339 - THE FIRST ISSUE WE'RE TACKLING IS OUR SCARIEST ONE. - YEAH, WHAT'S THAT? 89 00:05:05,407 --> 00:05:08,142 - YOU. - ME? 90 00:05:08,211 --> 00:05:10,745 PROBLEMO NÚMERO UNO. 91 00:05:10,813 --> 00:05:14,849 WHAT? YOU'RE BLAMING ALL YOUR PROBLEMS ON ME IN THERAPY? 92 00:05:14,917 --> 00:05:16,917 NO. BUT OUR THERAPIST IS. 93 00:05:16,986 --> 00:05:20,187 YEAH. OH, HE'S VERY GOOD. 94 00:05:20,255 --> 00:05:22,957 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? HE'D LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU. 95 00:05:23,026 --> 00:05:25,537 HE THINKS IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO GET YOUR PERSPECTIVE. 96 00:05:25,561 --> 00:05:27,695 OH, NO. I'M NOT GETTIN' INVOLVED IN THIS. 97 00:05:27,763 --> 00:05:31,298 WHEN YOU SAID, "I DO," I SAID, "I DON'T HAVE TO ANYMORE." 98 00:05:32,902 --> 00:05:35,269 DR. BAKER SAID YOU'D HIDE BEHIND HUMOR. 99 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:39,539 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF HIS SNAP JUDGMENTS. 100 00:05:39,608 --> 00:05:44,711 OH, THEY'RE NOT SNAP JUDGMENTS. WE TALK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME. 101 00:05:44,780 --> 00:05:49,183 SO FAR, WE'VE DETERMINED THAT YOU'RE CONTROLLING AND MANIPULATIVE. 102 00:05:49,251 --> 00:05:52,531 DID YOU KNOW HE GUESSED YOU HAD RED HAIR BEFORE WE TOLD HIM? 103 00:05:53,722 --> 00:05:57,491 YOU KNOW, THE ONLY THING I THINK HE MIGHT BE WRONG ABOUT IS... 104 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:00,561 HE SAYS THAT SINCE YOUR DIVORCE, YOU HAVEN'T MOVED ON. 105 00:06:00,630 --> 00:06:02,897 - I HAVEN'T MOVED ON? - YEAH, SINCE YOUR DIVORCE. 106 00:06:04,467 --> 00:06:07,901 Y-YOU'RE SPINNING YOUR WHEELS, IF YOU WILL. 107 00:06:07,970 --> 00:06:10,304 YOU KNOW WHAT? I CHANGED MY MIND. 108 00:06:10,373 --> 00:06:14,241 THERE IS NOTHING I'D LIKE MORE THAN TO GO HAVE A LITTLE CHITCHAT WITH DR. LOOPY. 109 00:06:14,310 --> 00:06:18,913 DR. BAKER SAYS NAME-CALLING IS THE REFUGE OF A WEAK ARGUMENT. 110 00:06:18,981 --> 00:06:21,681 YEAH, HE JUST SAID THAT BECAUSE HE'S A BONEHEAD. 111 00:06:29,291 --> 00:06:31,758 OH! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BABYSITTING, KYRA. 112 00:06:31,828 --> 00:06:36,763 - HOW'S IT GOIN'? - IT'S AN EXERCISE IN HUMILIATION. 113 00:06:36,832 --> 00:06:40,234 KYRA'S MAKING ELIZABETH AND ME WATCH THE WIGGLES. 114 00:06:40,302 --> 00:06:42,769 I'M NINE! 115 00:06:42,838 --> 00:06:46,106 KEEP COMPLAINING. I HAVE BARNEY TAPES. 116 00:06:49,178 --> 00:06:51,878 WHY CAN'T I JUST HANG OUT DOWN HERE AND WAIT FOR VAN? 117 00:06:51,947 --> 00:06:54,881 BECAUSE VAN AND I HAVE HAD A LONG, LONELY WEEK WITHOUT EACH OTHER. 118 00:06:54,951 --> 00:06:58,052 AND WE NEED TIME TO TALK. YOU GUYS, THERE IS A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE... 119 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:00,354 THAT WHEN HE SEES ME, HE'S GONNA CRY. 120 00:07:00,423 --> 00:07:03,691 AND I DON'T WANT ELIZABETH SEEING DADDY ACTING LIKE MOMMY. 121 00:07:05,327 --> 00:07:07,561 VAN'S GONNA CRY? 122 00:07:07,630 --> 00:07:10,097 HE'S SUCH A GIRL. 123 00:07:10,166 --> 00:07:13,134 AND YET ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS PLAY WITH MY MAKEUP. 124 00:07:15,938 --> 00:07:19,273 OH! AM I FINALLY HOME? AM I HERE? 125 00:07:19,341 --> 00:07:22,276 YES, HONEY. YOU'RE HOME. OH! 126 00:07:22,345 --> 00:07:25,913 WAS IT HORRIBLE? OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA, CHEYENNE. 127 00:07:25,981 --> 00:07:28,882 WHEN I GOT TO DENVER, I WAS SO STRESSED OUT. 128 00:07:28,951 --> 00:07:31,651 I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO GO. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 129 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,887 OH, HONEY! 130 00:07:33,957 --> 00:07:37,291 NO, I MEAN I LITERALLY DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO GO. 131 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:40,660 NOBODY FROM THE TEAM MET ME AT THE AIRPORT. LET IT OUT. LET IT OUT. 132 00:07:40,729 --> 00:07:43,208 I FINALLY TOOK A CAB TO THE APARTMENT THEY GOT FOR ME. 133 00:07:43,232 --> 00:07:46,500 BABY, DON'T TALK ABOUT IT IF IT'S TOO PAINFUL. 134 00:07:46,569 --> 00:07:49,069 IT'S... IT... 135 00:07:50,739 --> 00:07:53,174 IT ROCKS! 136 00:07:53,242 --> 00:07:55,420 IT'S LIKE THE COOLEST PLACE I'VE EVER LIVED. 137 00:07:55,444 --> 00:07:57,678 BIG-SCREEN TV, TOP-OF-THE-LINE STEREO. 138 00:07:57,747 --> 00:08:00,847 OH, AND A PHONE IN THE BATHROOM. 139 00:08:00,916 --> 00:08:03,784 I'VE ORDERED A PIZZA FROM THE TUB. 140 00:08:06,589 --> 00:08:09,189 WELL, AT LEAST YOU HAVE A NICE PLACE TO BE LONELY IN. 141 00:08:09,258 --> 00:08:11,236 OH, WHO HAS TIME TO BE LONELY? 142 00:08:11,260 --> 00:08:14,828 SOME OF THE GUYS FROM THE TEAM... WHO ARE AWESOME... LIVE ON THE SAME FLOOR. 143 00:08:14,896 --> 00:08:17,765 THEY'D BE WAY "AWESOMER" IF THEY HAD MET YOU AT THE AIRPORT. 144 00:08:17,833 --> 00:08:21,502 NO, THEY DIDN'T MEET ME AT THE AIRPORT 'CAUSE THEY WERE SETTING UP A PARTY FOR ME. 145 00:08:21,570 --> 00:08:24,037 AND, OH, MAN, THAT WAS A PARTY. 146 00:08:24,106 --> 00:08:26,673 DID YOU KNOW A KEG OF BEER... 147 00:08:26,742 --> 00:08:29,643 CAN BOUNCE, LIKE, 20 FEET WHEN YOU DROP IT OFF A BALCONY? 148 00:08:29,711 --> 00:08:33,880 YEAH. MY BUDDY WEASEL SAYS IT'S BECAUSE THE AIR... IS THIN. 149 00:08:37,086 --> 00:08:39,520 YOU HAVE A FRIEND NAMED WEASEL? 150 00:08:39,589 --> 00:08:43,890 OH, YEAH. HE IS THE COOLEST. HE CAN PUT A PING-PONG PADDLE IN HIS MOUTH. 151 00:08:43,959 --> 00:08:46,727 HE'S GONNA TEACH ME. 152 00:08:46,796 --> 00:08:49,563 WELL, I'M SORRY THAT YOU HAD TO LEAVE YOUR AWESOME APARTMENT... 153 00:08:49,632 --> 00:08:51,160 AND YOUR AWESOME FRIENDS WHO CAN PUT 154 00:08:51,184 --> 00:08:53,167 PING-PONG PADDLES IN THEIR MOUTH TO COME HOME. 155 00:08:53,235 --> 00:08:56,070 - WELL, WHAT'S THE MATTER? - WELL, GEE, I DON'T KNOW, VAN. 156 00:08:56,138 --> 00:08:58,538 I MEAN, IF EVERYTHING'S SO GREAT FOR YOU IN DENVER, 157 00:08:58,607 --> 00:09:01,419 I HATE TO RAIN ON YOUR PARADE BY STANDING HERE ALL DRESSED UP... 158 00:09:01,443 --> 00:09:03,843 WITH A BOX OF TISSUES WAITING FOR YOU TO CRY. 159 00:09:03,879 --> 00:09:05,724 IT'S DUMB! 160 00:09:05,748 --> 00:09:07,914 WAIT A MINUTE, CHEYENNE. COME BACK! 161 00:09:07,983 --> 00:09:11,752 IF YOU WANT ME TO CRY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE KEG OF BEER LANDED ON! 162 00:09:13,656 --> 00:09:15,756 IT LANDED ON WEASEL! 163 00:09:22,397 --> 00:09:24,664 GREAT WORK, YOU TWO. NOW, REMEMBER, 164 00:09:24,733 --> 00:09:26,879 YOU DON'T EXPECT A BROKEN ARM TO HEAL OVERNIGHT. 165 00:09:26,903 --> 00:09:28,835 NEITHER WILL A BROKEN RELATIONSHIP. 166 00:09:28,905 --> 00:09:32,439 YES, BUT IF YOU DO HAVE A BROKEN ARM, YOU DON'T BLAME IT ON THE EX-WIFE! 167 00:09:34,476 --> 00:09:36,410 UNLESS SHE ACTUALLY DID BREAK YOUR ARM. 168 00:09:43,953 --> 00:09:46,320 I WAS JUST GUESSIN'. 169 00:09:46,388 --> 00:09:49,468 YOU MUST BE THE HECKLER I ORDERED FOR THE WAITING ROOM. 170 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:52,258 NO, I'M REBA HART, BROCK'S EX-WIFE. 171 00:09:52,327 --> 00:09:57,197 HMM. RED HAIR, CLENCHED FISTS. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 172 00:09:57,265 --> 00:10:00,367 BARBRA JEAN SAID YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME. GREAT. HAVE A SEAT. 173 00:10:00,436 --> 00:10:04,105 BROCK AND BARBRA JEAN WILL BE HERE IN 15 MINUTES. I'LL BE GONE BY THEN. 174 00:10:04,173 --> 00:10:06,607 LOOK, YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT ME IN THEIR THERAPY. 175 00:10:06,675 --> 00:10:10,578 THEY HAVE SCARIER ISSUES THAN ME. I MEAN, THEY HAVE A STAR WARS BEDSPREAD. 176 00:10:10,646 --> 00:10:12,579 START WITH THAT! 177 00:10:12,648 --> 00:10:16,049 YOU'RE RIGHT. AND THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOU TO COME DOWN HERE. 178 00:10:16,118 --> 00:10:19,331 SO YOU COULD TELL ME HOW TO DO IT RIGHT. AND THANK YOU, REBA. 179 00:10:19,355 --> 00:10:21,333 YOU'VE MADE ME A BETTER DOCTOR. 180 00:10:21,357 --> 00:10:25,892 HA, HA, HA. ARE YOU GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS SERIOUSLY? 181 00:10:25,961 --> 00:10:29,629 NO. IN FACT, I AM NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW TO CONDUCT THEIR THERAPY AT ALL. 182 00:10:29,698 --> 00:10:33,433 OKAY, THEN. IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TALK, THEN YOU'RE GONNA LISTEN. 183 00:10:33,503 --> 00:10:36,937 BECAUSE AS A DIVORCED WOMAN, I MIGHT KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT MARRIAGE... 184 00:10:37,006 --> 00:10:39,339 THAT THEY DIDN'T TEACH YOU IN... 185 00:10:39,408 --> 00:10:41,341 HARVARD AND... YALE. 186 00:10:43,412 --> 00:10:46,180 NUMBER ONE, NOBODY LIKES A SHOW-OFF. 187 00:10:46,249 --> 00:10:48,181 - AND NUMBER TWO? - NUMBER TWO, 188 00:10:48,251 --> 00:10:50,229 I HAVE MOVED ON SINCE MY DIVORCE. 189 00:10:50,253 --> 00:10:52,786 MATTER OF FACT, I HAVE MOVED SO FAR PAST "ON"... 190 00:10:52,855 --> 00:10:55,000 THAT I'M LAPPIN' IT FOR THE SECOND TIME. 191 00:10:55,024 --> 00:10:57,190 AND YOU'RE SEEING SOMEBODY. 192 00:10:59,127 --> 00:11:01,695 NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX. 193 00:11:01,763 --> 00:11:04,044 JUST HURRY UP AND GET BROCK BACK WITH BARBRA JEAN. 194 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:07,634 I'M TIRED OF HIM MAKING MY BREAKFAST AND FIXING MY SINK THAT ISN'T EVEN BROKEN. 195 00:11:07,703 --> 00:11:10,470 I WANT HIM OUT OF MY HOUSE AND OUT OF MY LIFE. 196 00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,851 BAH! WHOA. REBA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 197 00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:14,919 WHAT AM I DOIN' HERE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 198 00:11:14,943 --> 00:11:17,422 WELL, HE'S MY THERAPIST. OKAY, THEN. GET OUT OF MY WAY. 199 00:11:17,446 --> 00:11:19,880 WAIT, WAIT. 200 00:11:19,949 --> 00:11:24,518 BROCK, YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE SPENDING SO MUCH TIME AT YOUR EX-WIFE'S HOUSE. 201 00:11:24,586 --> 00:11:26,620 YEAH. 202 00:11:26,688 --> 00:11:28,688 BECAUSE I KNEW YOU'D LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. 203 00:11:30,225 --> 00:11:32,793 STOP IT. 204 00:11:32,862 --> 00:11:35,362 ALL RIGHT, I'LL TURN MY LOOK TO REBA. 205 00:11:35,431 --> 00:11:38,398 - REBA, WHAT'S GOING ON? - YEAH, REBA. 206 00:11:38,467 --> 00:11:40,400 WHAT'S GOING ON? 207 00:11:41,903 --> 00:11:44,571 ALL RIGHT THEN. 208 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:47,674 SOMETIMES, I HEAR VOICES. 209 00:11:49,311 --> 00:11:52,379 HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE VOICES. 210 00:11:52,447 --> 00:11:54,714 REBA, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. THAT'S ONE OF 'EM! 211 00:11:54,783 --> 00:11:56,717 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 212 00:12:12,404 --> 00:12:15,039 DOGS MUST BE DIZZY ALL THE TIME. 213 00:12:16,842 --> 00:12:19,743 GO AHEAD, KYRA. ASK ME ANOTHER DENVER QUESTION. 214 00:12:19,811 --> 00:12:22,251 - CAN I TAKE OFF THE HAT? - DO YOU WANT YOUR 20 BUCKS? 215 00:12:22,314 --> 00:12:24,292 COME ON. KEEP 'EM COMING. 216 00:12:24,316 --> 00:12:26,461 SO, WHAT'S BETTER IN DENVER, THE WATER OR THE AIR? 217 00:12:29,154 --> 00:12:32,055 THE AIR. NO, THE WATER. 218 00:12:32,124 --> 00:12:34,224 OH, AND THE SOIL. 219 00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:37,561 SO CLEAN, YOU COULD EAT OFF IT. 220 00:12:38,798 --> 00:12:41,365 - NOW CAN I TAKE OFF THE HAT? - YOU KNOW, KYRA, 221 00:12:41,434 --> 00:12:43,867 - EVERYONE IN DENVER WEARS 'EM. - THEY DO NOT! 222 00:12:43,936 --> 00:12:46,436 YES, BUT THEY USED TO, BACK IN THE DAY. 223 00:12:50,509 --> 00:12:54,011 SO, ANYWAY, THE AIR, THE WATER, THE SOIL... IT ALL SUCKS. 224 00:12:54,079 --> 00:12:56,279 DENVER'S HORRIBLE. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THESE HATS... 225 00:12:56,348 --> 00:12:58,782 AND GO OUTSIDE AND FRIGHTEN THE SQUIRRELS? 226 00:13:03,623 --> 00:13:06,890 SO, ARE YOU STILL MAD ABOUT SOMETHING THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND? 227 00:13:06,959 --> 00:13:08,959 LET ME CLARIFY. MOM AND DAD SAID... 228 00:13:09,027 --> 00:13:11,606 YOU'D BE ALL MISERABLE IN DENVER, AND THAT MADE ME HAPPY. 229 00:13:11,630 --> 00:13:14,476 BUT IT TURNS OUT YOU'RE HAPPY IN DENVER, AND THAT MADE ME SAD. 230 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,500 YOU GET IT? 231 00:13:20,006 --> 00:13:23,173 I THINK SO. YOU WANT ME TO BE MISERABLE. 232 00:13:23,242 --> 00:13:25,275 YES! 233 00:13:25,343 --> 00:13:27,945 VAN, I'M YOUR WIFE. OKAY? IT IS IMPORTANT TO ME... 234 00:13:28,013 --> 00:13:30,781 THAT YOU ARE MISERABLE, AT LEAST WHEN YOU ARE NOT WITH ME. 235 00:13:30,849 --> 00:13:33,161 WELL, THAT'S KINDA WEIRD, CHEYENNE. 236 00:13:33,185 --> 00:13:35,685 WE NEED TO LEARN TO BE HAPPY WITHOUT EACH OTHER. 237 00:13:35,754 --> 00:13:38,422 I MEAN, WHAT IF YOU DIED? 238 00:13:39,524 --> 00:13:42,792 WOULDN'T YOU WANT ME TO BE HAPPY? NO! 239 00:13:44,062 --> 00:13:46,441 IF I WERE ABOUT TO DIE, MY VERY LAST THOUGHT... 240 00:13:46,465 --> 00:13:48,865 WOULD BE THAT I WOULD WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. 241 00:13:48,934 --> 00:13:51,501 RIGHT AFTER, "WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW THE HEIMLICH?" 242 00:13:52,872 --> 00:13:55,116 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY I'M GONNA GO, CHEYENNE. 243 00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:57,974 THERE'S JUST SOME FOOD TOO GOOD TO CHEW. 244 00:13:59,711 --> 00:14:02,812 YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET IT, VAN. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 245 00:14:05,317 --> 00:14:08,357 - DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE OLD GUY ON THE PLANE? - WHAT OLD GUY? 246 00:14:08,387 --> 00:14:10,787 THE GUY SITTING NEXT TO ME. HE SLEPT MOST OF THE FLIGHT... 247 00:14:10,856 --> 00:14:13,335 BUT THEN WOKE UP AFTER THE MOVIE AND STARTED TALKING TO ME. 248 00:14:13,359 --> 00:14:16,237 WHAT'D YOU TALK ABOUT... HOW YOU CAN PUT A PING-PONG PADDLE IN YOUR MOUTH? 249 00:14:16,261 --> 00:14:21,165 CHEYENNE, THINK. YOU CAN'T BRING A PING-PONG PADDLE ON A PLANE THESE DAYS. 250 00:14:25,604 --> 00:14:28,138 NO, WE TALKED ABOUT LOVE. 251 00:14:28,207 --> 00:14:30,440 LOVE? YEAH, LOVE. 252 00:14:30,509 --> 00:14:33,088 HE WAS ONE OF THOSE WISE, OLD GUYS. REALLY OLD. 253 00:14:33,112 --> 00:14:36,312 LIKE 40. 254 00:14:36,381 --> 00:14:38,393 BEEN MARRIED FOR 20 YEARS. 255 00:14:38,417 --> 00:14:40,984 WHOA. THAT IS A LONG TIME. YEAH. 256 00:14:41,053 --> 00:14:43,420 TWENTY YEARS AGO, I WAS, LIKE, ZERO. 257 00:14:44,990 --> 00:14:48,792 SO, ANYWAY, I GUESS HE'S AWAY A LOT WITH HIS JOB AND EVERYTHING, 258 00:14:48,861 --> 00:14:51,739 AND I ASKED HIM IF IT WAS TOUGH FOR HIM BEING MARRIED. 259 00:14:51,763 --> 00:14:54,197 YOU ASKED HIM THAT? AND WHAT DID HE SAY? 260 00:14:54,266 --> 00:14:56,767 HE SAID THIS... 261 00:14:56,835 --> 00:15:00,738 "IMMATURE LOVE IS WANTING THE OTHER PERSON TO BE HAPPY... 262 00:15:00,806 --> 00:15:02,906 "ONLY WHEN THEY'RE WITH YOU. 263 00:15:02,975 --> 00:15:06,910 MATURE LOVE IS WANTING THE OTHER PERSON TO BE HAPPY... PERIOD." 264 00:15:08,114 --> 00:15:10,047 THAT IS... 265 00:15:10,115 --> 00:15:12,782 THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD! 266 00:15:12,851 --> 00:15:14,784 WELL, MAYBE NOT FOR AN OLD GUY. 267 00:15:14,853 --> 00:15:17,220 MAYBE NOT FOR SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN MARRIED FOR 20 YEARS. 268 00:15:17,289 --> 00:15:20,857 WELL, VAN, WE ARE NOT OLD, OKAY? AND WE HAVEN'T BEEN MARRIED FOR 20 YEARS. 269 00:15:20,926 --> 00:15:23,460 I KNOW, BUT WE WILL BE SOMEDAY. 270 00:15:23,529 --> 00:15:26,296 AND THEN WE'LL HAVE TO SAY THIS KIND OF HOO-HA TO ELIZABETH. 271 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,934 BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE. 272 00:15:32,371 --> 00:15:34,304 I JUST... 273 00:15:34,373 --> 00:15:36,351 I MISSED YOU. I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. 274 00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:38,409 I MISSED YOU TOO. 275 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,520 HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BRING ME A PRESENT. 276 00:15:44,649 --> 00:15:46,816 OH, I DID. 277 00:15:46,885 --> 00:15:48,886 AH! 278 00:15:51,456 --> 00:15:55,191 YEAH, THESE WILL WORK ON ANY AIRLINER. 279 00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:58,127 OH, AND I GOT YOUR MOM THE CUTEST LITTLE BAG OF PEANUTS. 280 00:16:02,568 --> 00:16:04,679 YOU CAN'T HEAR ME, CAN YOU? NO. 281 00:16:04,703 --> 00:16:07,204 IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. 282 00:16:07,272 --> 00:16:08,838 YEAH! 283 00:16:14,879 --> 00:16:17,014 SO, EVEN THOUGH I WASN'T THE ONE... 284 00:16:17,082 --> 00:16:20,583 WHO BROKE MY MOTHER'S FAVORITE ROD AND REEL, 285 00:16:20,652 --> 00:16:24,421 MY DADDY MADE ME STAND IN THE CORNER FOR TWO HOURS AS PUNISHMENT. 286 00:16:24,489 --> 00:16:27,369 WHICH, I GUESS, IS WHY I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY. 287 00:16:27,393 --> 00:16:30,393 THIS IS FASCINATING! 288 00:16:30,462 --> 00:16:32,395 OH, YEAH. YES. 289 00:16:32,464 --> 00:16:34,476 NOW, ABOUT YOUR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP WITH BROCK... 290 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:37,178 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. I'M NOT THROUGH TALKING ABOUT MY DADDY YET. 291 00:16:37,202 --> 00:16:40,804 YOU SEE WHY WE GOT DIVORCED? SHE NEVER WANTED TO TALK ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP. 292 00:16:40,873 --> 00:16:43,039 THAT WAS YOU, YOU MORON. 293 00:16:44,209 --> 00:16:46,176 WELL, I WANNA TALK ABOUT IT NOW. 294 00:16:46,244 --> 00:16:48,178 WE DON'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP NOW. 295 00:16:48,247 --> 00:16:51,115 AND YET, HERE YOU ARE. WHY ARE YOU HERE? 296 00:16:51,183 --> 00:16:54,261 WELL, IF I YELLED AT YOU ON THE PHONE, YOU COULD HANG UP. 297 00:16:54,285 --> 00:16:57,554 SO YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP? 298 00:16:57,623 --> 00:17:00,223 WELL, YOU GOTTA ADMIT, IT NEEDS WORK. 299 00:17:01,893 --> 00:17:04,005 YOU KNOW, IF YOU SPENT LESS TIME JOKING AROUND... 300 00:17:04,029 --> 00:17:06,129 AND MORE TIME ON GETTING PEOPLE BACK TOGETHER, 301 00:17:06,198 --> 00:17:09,532 I WOULDN'T HAVE TO COME HOME AND FIND MY HUSBAND FIXING MY SINK! 302 00:17:09,601 --> 00:17:13,002 YOU MEAN YOUR EX-HUSBAND. 303 00:17:13,071 --> 00:17:17,107 OKAY, HA, HA, HA. POINT FOR YOU. 304 00:17:17,176 --> 00:17:19,375 YOU'RE THE THERAPIST. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT. 305 00:17:19,444 --> 00:17:24,247 STILL, FOR SOMEONE WHO'S MOVED SO FAR PAST "ON", THAT'S A STRANGE SLIP. 306 00:17:24,316 --> 00:17:27,083 NOT SO STRANGE WHEN HE'S PRACTICALLY LIVING AT MY HOUSE. 307 00:17:27,152 --> 00:17:30,398 - YEAH, TO BE WITH THE KIDS. - THEY'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES LIVIN' THERE. 308 00:17:30,422 --> 00:17:33,990 - WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS SUCH A BIG DEAL. - HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW? 309 00:17:34,059 --> 00:17:37,594 DO YOU THINK I LIKE SETTING AN EXTRA PLACE AT THE DINNER TABLE... 310 00:17:37,663 --> 00:17:41,075 OR DROPPING EVERYTHING BECAUSE YOU GUYS NEED A FOURTH FOR PICTIONARY? 311 00:17:41,099 --> 00:17:43,666 OR I HAVE TO SIT AND WATCH YOUR VICTORY DANCE... 312 00:17:43,735 --> 00:17:46,695 BECAUSE YOUR TEAM WON BECAUSE I GOT STUCK WITH JAKE? 313 00:17:47,939 --> 00:17:50,741 HEY, SORRY. I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING ALONG PRETTY WELL. 314 00:17:50,809 --> 00:17:52,387 - WE WERE. - THEN WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 315 00:17:52,411 --> 00:17:54,411 THAT'S THE PROBLEM! 316 00:17:56,982 --> 00:17:59,182 GO ON. 317 00:18:03,622 --> 00:18:05,722 I DON'T WANT TO GET ALONG THAT WELL. 318 00:18:05,791 --> 00:18:09,292 NOT AFTER YOU TOLD ME YOU MADE A MISTAKE AFTER YOU LEFT ME. 319 00:18:09,361 --> 00:18:11,395 YOU TOLD ME THAT DOOR WAS CLOSED. 320 00:18:11,463 --> 00:18:13,442 WELL, THERE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE A DOOR! 321 00:18:13,466 --> 00:18:16,099 THERE SHOULD BE A BRICK WALL WITH A BIG OL' FENCE AROUND IT. 322 00:18:16,168 --> 00:18:18,902 WHATEVER IT TAKES TO KEEP YOU OUT OF MY LIVING ROOM... 323 00:18:18,970 --> 00:18:23,740 SO I DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT HOW IT WAS WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER AND IT WAS SO GOOD. 324 00:18:24,943 --> 00:18:27,076 OH. 325 00:18:27,145 --> 00:18:29,412 BUT THERE IS A DOOR. 326 00:18:29,481 --> 00:18:31,914 AND IT'LL NEVER BE TRULY CLOSED... 327 00:18:31,983 --> 00:18:34,250 UNTIL YOU AND BARBRA JEAN GET BACK TOGETHER. 328 00:18:34,319 --> 00:18:37,321 REBA, I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS, 329 00:18:37,389 --> 00:18:39,768 BUT OPEN OR CLOSED, IF THERE'S A DOOR, 330 00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:43,193 IT'S GONNA BE THERE WHETHER BARBRA JEAN IS IN THE PICTURE OR NOT. 331 00:18:44,697 --> 00:18:48,297 YOU KNOW WHAT? I JUST WANNA GET OUT OF HERE. 332 00:18:48,366 --> 00:18:51,301 UH, ONE LAST QUESTION. 333 00:18:51,369 --> 00:18:53,837 DO YOU TWO STILL LOVE EACH OTHER? 334 00:19:01,714 --> 00:19:04,814 KNOCK, KNOCK, DOC! 335 00:19:04,883 --> 00:19:07,250 OH. SORRY I'M SO LATE. 336 00:19:07,319 --> 00:19:09,752 OH, REBA. GOOD, YOU'RE STILL HERE. 337 00:19:09,821 --> 00:19:11,821 LET'S GANG UP ON BROCK. 338 00:19:11,890 --> 00:19:14,490 - THAT'S THE OTHER VOICE. - REBA. 339 00:19:15,694 --> 00:19:18,195 REBA. 340 00:19:18,263 --> 00:19:20,241 UH, IF YOU WANT, YOU, UH... 341 00:19:20,265 --> 00:19:22,243 YOU CAN CALL ME ANYTIME. 342 00:19:22,267 --> 00:19:25,135 NO, I'M FINISHED HERE. JUST GET THOSE TWO BACK TOGETHER. 343 00:19:25,203 --> 00:19:29,372 OH, AND IF I OWE YOU ANYTHING FOR THIS, JUST BILL THEM. 344 00:20:05,410 --> 00:20:08,344 ACME! 28511

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