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Yes, I'm back
and ready to begin step two of my plan
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to destroy Hamster and Gretel.
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I just need to get my hands
on the strongest metal in the world, Unbendium.
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Fortunately,
I had plenty of time
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to build this tracking device
on my three layovers.
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All right.
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The Unbendium is just ahead at...
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(GASPS)
My old high school?
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And it's the reunion?
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What are the odds?
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The one thing I need
is at the one place
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I'd never want to return
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on the one night I'd never
want to attend.
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Only an idiot or two idiots
could have written a situation
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so coincidental
and yet so dastardly.
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(SIGHS) Well,
I should probably go get a sensible suit.
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So you will be manning
the check-in table.
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And here is the list
of alumni.
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Any questions?
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Yes. Will my humiliation
never cease.
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Now, Now, Kevin,
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nobody blames you
for eh, the incident.
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Behold
Newton's Third Law Motion.
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This new unbreakable
display case
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will preserve our achievements
for years to...
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Oh, oh, oh, no, oh.
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Well, at least
my "Principal Of The Year" award is still intact.
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And I'm the guy who destroyed
everything the school achieved since forever.
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Well, on the bright side,
we have a student volunteer for the reunion.
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You said I had to do this.
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I said you had to volunteer.
I'm just gonna sit here
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and avoid
any more embarrassment.
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I'm the king of the reunion.
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(AIR HORNS SOUNDING)
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And this guy is my son.
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Who wants to see
some mortifying baby pictures?
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Yes.
For sure.
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Other people's babies
look weird.
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FRED: What's this?
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Dad's old high school
yearbook?
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He wanted to refresh
his memory before the reunion.
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Check out
young Uncle Dave.
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"Dear math, grow up and
solve your own problems."
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Yeesh.
Doing Dad jokes at 18. Tragic.
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Have an enchanted
evening. Next.
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All right, I'm getting close.
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Just stay focused.
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The Unbendium
is directly ahead.
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Next. Hello.
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Welcome to, uh...
Do I know you? You look familiar.
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Hmm. You look
familiar to me too. But I can't quite place you.
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So, we're agreed.
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We look familiar
to each other.
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But we don't know from where.
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Hmm.
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Well,
now that it's out in the open,
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we can move past it.
Can I have your name, please?
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Jack. Jack Ampersand,
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Here you are.
Go right on in.
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Thanks,
semi-familiar, kid.
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Okay.
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Ignore the ghosts
of your past.
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(BEEPS)
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The Unbendium is beneath
your very feet.
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(BEEPING)
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
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Aha! There it is.
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Now to clear out
these nostalgic nincompoops so I can extract it.
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And nobody
can stop me from...
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Jack! Jack Ampersand!
Jack! Jack!
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Can I help you?
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It's me, Dave Grant.
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We had metal shop together,
and this is my wife, Carolina.
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(GASPING)
Is this the Juggling' Jack?
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I've heard so much about you.
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Please don't let this turn
into an embarrassing anecdote.
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Even better, a home video.
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(TV SWITCHING ON)
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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? Juggling' Jack is cool ?
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? He juggles all the time ?
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? He's the chilliest kid
in school ?
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? No way he'd turn into
a life of crime ?
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? Juggling' Jack is fly ?
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? He juggles every day ?
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? You know him, he's that guy
who just puts juggling on his resume ?
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? All he wants to do
is juggle ?
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? He's really
such a carefree fellow ?
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? To Juggling' Jack
it's not a struggle ?
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? To keep tossing objects
in the air and catching them ?
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? While keeping at least one
of those said objects in the air at all times ?
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? It sounds like a lot but
Juggling' Jack ?
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? He just stays mellow ?
? Mellow ?
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? Yeah he's so mell... ?
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JACK: Enough already.
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Why did you even
bring this?
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I am not that Juggling
loser anymore.
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Hey.
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Thanks to an industrial
accident that robbed me of my elbows.
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Now I only seek to destroy
my foes and conquer the world.
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Good for you, man.
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I'm a property manager
and Carolina is a nurse.
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Hello, class of...
(FEEDBACK)
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Whoo, hot mic.
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(CHUCKLES,
BREATHS DEEPLY)
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I'm the class representative,
and I'm so excited to see you all here.
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Let's start off by shining
a spotlight
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on our class award winners
from back in the day.
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First up for Best Hair is
Grady Minks.
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(ALL APPLAUDING)
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Move out of the way, John.
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And next up, most likely
to stay nice forever,
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Juggling' Jack Ampersand.
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(ALL APPLAUDING)
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No, enough. I don't even
go by that name anymore.
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I changed. I'm evil now.
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It's like my whole thing.
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Evil or not, you'll always
be the nicest guy we know.
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Well, as the nicest guy
you know,
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I've arranged
a diabolical surprise
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for all of you
out in the parking lot.
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So please go there now.
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Okay. Well,
that's not on the schedule, but...
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who am I to question
Juggling' Jack?
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Let's go, folks.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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The nicest guy they know.
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Would a nice guy do this?
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(BEEPING)
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New plan. Step one,
get the Unbendium.
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Step three,
take over the world.
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Step two, destroy the school.
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Yes, I sent them out of order
for dramatic effect.
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Huh, There's a lot of pictures
of Dad hanging out with this guy.
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Does he look familiar to you?
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"To Dave, never change, bro.
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"Sincerely Juggling Jack."
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Wait
a second.
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
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Hey, Gretel.
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Hey, Kevin.
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Is everything all right
over there?
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No, just me stewing
in my embarrassment. What's up?
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Dad went to high school
with this guy named Juggling' Jack.
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And we have
this crazy theory that it's Professor Exclamation.
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No, I've been here all night
and I haven't seen anything diabolical.
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I can't wait to see what
Juggling Jack's diabolical surprise is.
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On second thought, you guys
should probably get over here. Now.
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All right,
you guys go kick butt.
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Uh... Yeah,
I'll just sit on mine.
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Eureka!
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I've found the Unbendium!
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Stop, Stop!
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What are you
doing?
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I'm mining a rare metal
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as part of my complex plan
to take over the world.
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Oh, and destroying,
my old high school.
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You know,
for catharsis.
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I'm not sure
that's what catharsis means.
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Look, vaguely-familiar kid.
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I'm doing you a favor.
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If you're older,
you won't want to remember
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all the embarrassing
moments in this place.
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Trust me.
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But it's not all bad.
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I mean, destroying the trophy
case was Pretty bad, but...
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That was you?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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You brought it up.
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The point is, is that I
already have lots of great memories.
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My friends. The girl I like.
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I'm sure deep down
there's something about this place
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that you cherish, too.
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Nope.
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(COUGHS)
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Professor Exclamation!
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Gretel! Hamster!
How did you... That's where I know you from.
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You're the skinny,
awkward one who saved her from my evil army of robots.
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You're her brother.
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That's right.
He's my big brother, Kevin.
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Maybe give less personal
details to the evil scientist who wants to destroy us.
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Now that I have that
very useful information,
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I'll take my Unbendium
and go peacefully.
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My laser-guided homing drills,
however, will not be so peaceful.
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Farewell, Hamster, Gretel and
Ca- Calvin?
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His name's Kevin.
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What did I just say?
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Extraction resumed.
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Good-bye.
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For now.
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(SCREAMS, PANTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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KEVIN: We can't shake 'em,
they're locked on to us
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It's been 17 minutes.
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Where is Juggling Jack's
diabolical surprise?
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Doesn't diabolical mean
like bad?
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Well in our generation,
bad meant good.
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Gretel! Ah!
(GASPS)
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(SCREAMS)
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Gretel we have
to stop these drills.
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If we don't, they'll' wreck
the whole school.
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Trying. They're stronger
than anything we put in front of them.
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We gotta get them outside.
(SCREAMS)
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Fly me up!
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HAMSTER: Is there a plan
besides running away?
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Yes. Whoa!
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I have a plan.
One side involves Euclidean geometry.
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Look out!
And intersecting points.
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Could you try talking
like you're talking to a grade schooler,
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which you are.
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Just toss me up and go long.
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(SCREAMS)
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Are those fear screams
or excitement screams?
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A bit of both, I think.
Ole!
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Okay, you guys, meet me
in the middle again.
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Gretel!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Now that's diabolical.
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And by that, I mean bad.
Which means good. (CROWD CLAPPING)
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00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,729
Well, that's one
high school experience I'll never forget.
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00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,857
It looks like
Professor Exclamation got away.
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00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,568
On the plus side,
me destroying the trophy case doesn't seem as bad anymore.
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00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:11,402
And we saved the school.
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Kind of.
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00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:16,949
Hey, why did
Professor Exclamation come back?
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00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,577
And what was that
weird metal stuff under the gym?
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Unbendium.
I'm not sure what it is,
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but I'm sure
it's part of his plan
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to take over the world.
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(BOTH GASP)
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Are those cocktail weenies?
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Excellent.
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With the Unbendium
in my control,
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my diabolical plan
is almost complete.
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Just one more item
and I will I finally have my revenge.
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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? Hamster and Gretel ?
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00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:09,210
? It's Hamster... ?
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00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,045
? Hamster and Gretel ?
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00:11:11,095 --> 00:11:15,645
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