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WE'RE ON A LIMITED BUDGET, CHEYENNE.

JUST 'CAUSE THE DIAPERS SAY "DISPOSABLE," IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T USE 'EM TWICE.

- WHAT'S GOIN' ON? - OH, VAN'S BEIN' ALL CHEAP AGAIN...

'CAUSE HE'S WAITING FOR THE TEAM TO RENEW HIS CONTRACT.

- WHAT'S YOUR AGENT SAY? - I DON'T KNOW. LET ME ASK HIM.

VAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TRYIN' TO GET MORE MONEY?

GEE, I THINK IT'S BEST NOT TO ROCK THE BOAT.

HE SAYS IT'S BEST NOT TO ROCK THE BOAT.

VAN, YOU CAN'T BE YOUR OWN AGENT. THE TEAM WON'T TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY.

WHAT IF I USE A FAKE ACCENT ON THE PHONE?

THAT OFFER'S A BLOODY INSULT.

CAN YOU GIVE US TWO MORE QUID FOR THE TROLLEY?

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I COULD NEGOTIATE YOUR DEAL.

WHY, JUST YESTERDAY I CRIED MY WAY OUT OF A TICKET.

ARE YOU BOTH OUT OF YOUR MINDS?

VAN, YOU NEED A PROFESSIONAL.

A FOOTBALL CAREER WON'T LAST FOREVER,

AND YOU NEED TO GET ALL THE MONEY YOU POSSIBLY CAN NOW.

ALL RIGHT. FINE. I'LL GET A REAL AGENT. GOOD.

LET BROCK BE YOUR AGENT.

I SWEAR, I HAVE TO TELL EVERYBODY TO DO EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME.

I'M GETTIN' SICK OF IT. SICK! SICK! SICK!

THAT ONE'S GOT A RIGHT HAIRY TEMPER, SHE DOES.

HA, HEY!

♪ MY ROOTS ARE PLANTED IN THE PAST ♪

♪ THOUGH MY LIFE IS CHANGING FAST ♪

♪ WHO I AM IS WHO I WANT TO BE ♪

♪ A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TOO HARD ♪

♪ WHO LOVES HER KIDS AND NEVER STOPS ♪

♪ WITH GENTLE HANDS ♪

♪ AND THE HEART OF A FIGHTER ♪

♪ I'M A SURVIVOR ♪♪

OH, SHOOT, LORI ANN. I WAS LOOKIN' FORWARD TO SEEIN' YA.

NO, NO, NO. IF HE LEFT THE PRIESTHOOD FOR YA,

THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS GO TO JAMAICA WITH HIM.

YEAH, OKAY. CALL ME WHEN YOU GET BACK. BYE.

- LORI ANN'S NOT FLYING IN? - NO.

I HAD SO MUCH I NEEDED TO TALK TO HER ABOUT.

WELL, YOU CAN TALK TO ME. OH, THANKS, CHEYENNE,

BUT MOST OF IT WAS ABOUT YOU, AND YOU TEND TO TAKE YOUR SIDE.

HEY, MOM. HEY, "GIRL IN BLONDE" JOKES.

WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT RED HAIR, KYRA.

YOU'RE LUCKY MOM'S HERE.

CONGRATULATE ME. THE TOP AGENT IN MY LEAGUE MIGHT REPRESENT ME.

WOW. THAT'S FANTASTIC.

- WHY "MIGHT"? - YEAH, WHAT'S THE CATCH?

WELL, SHE WON'T REPRESENT PROBLEM ATHLETES,

SO HER BIG THING IS TO MEET THE FAMILY AND CHECK 'EM OUT.

WAIT, WAIT. SO SHE'S GONNA JUDGE US?

I HATE BEING JUDGED. I LOVE JUDGING.

YOU BETTER GIVE ME PLENTY OF WARNING BEFORE THIS WOMAN COMES OVER.

SHE'LL BE HERE IN TWO HOURS. WHAT?

JUST DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR TAKES TWO HOURS!

HOLD ALL MY CALLS. I'LL BE IN MY CLOSET.

DON'T WORRY, VAN. WE'LL MAKE YOU PROUD.

PROUD? LOOK AROUND THIS PLACE, BUDDY.

YOU LIVE WITH THE DIVORCED MOTHER OF YOUR TEENAGE BRIDE DUE TO PREGNANCY...

WHOSE DAD RAN OFF WITH HIS DENTAL ASSISTANT, ALSO WITH CHILD.

I MAY CLAIM TO BE PREGNANT JUST TO FIT IN.

SHE'S RIGHT. WE'RE PRACTICALLY CIRCUS PEOPLE!

PRACTICALLY?

PUT BARBRA JEAN IN A TINY CAR, AND WE COULD SELL TICKETS.

JAKE, WHY ARE YOU WEARIN' LAST YEAR'S CHURCH SUIT?

VAN TOLD ME I HAD TO DRESS UP IF I WANTED TO COME OUT OF MY ROOM...

SO I WOULDN'T MAKE HIM LOOK BAD.

WHO LOOKS BAD NOW?

- WHERE'S YOUR NEW SUIT? - REMEMBER FOR HALLOWEEN,

HOW I ASKED IF I COULD BE A BUSINESSMAN...

WHO GOT STABBED A THOUSAND TIMES, BUT YOU SAID NO?

WELL, I KIND OF ALREADY MADE THE COSTUME.

I'M SENDING MYSELF TO MY ROOM NOW.

MM-HMM.

SO, HOW DO I LOOK?

CHEYENNE, MY AGENT'S A WOMAN. PUT THOSE AWAY.

GUYS, JUST CALM DOWN. EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE.

- HERE WE GO. - IS THE SPORTS AGENT HERE?

OH, VAN, THIS IS SO EXCITIN'.

JERRY MAGUIRE IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE EVER.

I HAVE WRITTEN TOM CRUISE OVER 1,500 LETTERS.

MRS. H, THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN.

BARBRA JEAN, I'M SURE THE AGENT JUST WANTS TO MEET THE FAMILY.

I AM FAMILY. AND I WOULD NEVER MISS A FAMILY MEETING.

ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M ALL ALONE OVER THERE IN THAT GREAT BIG HOUSE...

KYRA OFF AT A CONCERT, WALLS CLOSING IN,

BOTTLE OF JACK CALLIN' MY NAME.

I'LL GET IT. I'LL GET IT.

YES, TED, I'M SURE IT'S A VERY, VERY NICE OFFER.

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK I'M GONNA DO?

I'LL TAKE IT HOME AND PUT IT IN THE BOTTOM OF MY BIRDCAGE.

LISTEN TO ME, TED. IT'S VERY SIMPLE.

MY CLIENT MAKES YOUR FANS HAPPY.

AND HAPPY FANS BUY TICKETS AND PAY FOR PARKING...

AND ENJOY THAT EXPENSIVE TINKLE WATER THAT YOU CALL BEER.

I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.

I'M SO SORRY. SADIE OWENS.

- REBA HART. I'M VAN'S MOTHER-IN-LAW. - THAT WAS AWESOME.

TINKLE WATER.

OH, THIS IS MY WIFE, CHEYENNE. HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.

BARBRA JEAN HART. HEY.

REBA AND I HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME BECAUSE I MARRIED HER EX, BROCK.

WE'RE CURRENTLY SEPARATED,

BUT HIS TEENAGE DAUGHTER, KYRA, STILL LIVES WITH ME EVEN THOUGH BROCK MOVED OUT.

HE'S ON PILLS.

SO, SHOULD WE ALL SIT DOWN? OH, PLEASE, SIT, YES.

YES, YES, SIT.

SO, THIS IS MY HOME. THESE ARE MY PEEPS.

SADIE, I JUST LOVE THAT JERRY MAGUIRE.

WHEN CUBA GOODING JR. ASKED TOM CRUISE...

IF HE SHOPLIFTED THE POOTY...

I ABOUT SPIT UP.

YEAH, IT WAS A GREAT FILM. DO YOU MIND IF I GET TO KNOW THE OTHER PEOPLE HERE?

RIGHT. SURE.

SADIE, IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT KIND OF GUY VAN IS...

OR WHAT HIS FAMILY'S LIKE, WELL, I CAN ASSURE YOU WE'RE NOT PERFECT,

BUT WE DO HAVE LOTS OF LOVE.

- AS A MATTER OF FACT... - SHE SAID ZIP IT!

SO, SADIE... OH, I JUST LOVE THAT NAME.

HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT? WITH A "Y" OR AN "IE"?

I DON'T THINK ANYONE SPELLS IT WITH A "Y."

SO WITH AN "IE"?

KNOCK IT OFF, CHEYENNE.

WHAT DO YOU CARE HOW SHE SPELLS IT?

- WELL, YOU ASK HER SOMETHING, VAN. - I WILL.

SO, HOW LONG YOU BEEN SPELLING IT THAT WAY?

YOU THREW ME OFF!

HEY, EVERYBODY. SORRY I'M LATE.

BARBRA JEAN. BROCK.

MR. H, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. THIS IS SADIE OWENS.

BROCK HART. HI.

SO, WOW! A WOMAN SPORTS AGENT, HUH?

YES, YOU KNOW, WOMEN HAVE MADE GREAT STRIDES IN THE LAST HUNDRED YEARS.

GREAT. BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTER, YOU'RE KILLING ME.

I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND YOU.

IT'S JUST THAT, AH, FOR A WHILE I THOUGHT I MIGHT REPRESENT VAN.

- OH, ARE YOU AN AGENT? - I'M A PRO GOLFER.

AND A PART-TIME DENTIST.

OH. YOU'RE THE ONE ON THE PILLS.

ISN'T HE HILARIOUS? DON'T YA JUST WANT TO LAUGH AT HIM?

- WE HAVE COMPANY JUDGING US. - YEP, YEP, YEP, YEP.

BARBRA JEAN, JUST BECAUSE WE'RE NOT LIVING TOGETHER DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T BE CIVIL.

OOH, SADIE, COULD YOU MOVE THE TABLE?

I'M GONNA ROLL AROUND WITH LAUGHTER.

WHY ARE YOU BEING SO HOSTILE? YOU ASKED ME TO MOVE OUT.

OH, AND YOU JUST SPRINTED TOWARDS THE DOOR, DIDN'T YOU, BIG FELLA?

BARBRA JEAN, MR. H! KITCHEN! NOW!

SO WE CAN CELEBRATE HOW WELL THIS IS ALL GOIN'.

SOMEBODY'S PUT ON A FEW IN THE KEISTER.

DOESN'T STOP YOU FROM LOOKIN' AT IT, DOES IT?

OH, I'LL LOOK AT IT IF I WANT TO!

CHEYENNE, WHY DON'T YOU TELL SADIE HOW YOU'RE STUDYIN' TO BECOME A DENTIST?

OH, YEAH. I JUST REALLY WANT TO HELP TEETH.

I'M SORRY. I'M JUST REALLY NERVOUS,

AND I'M TRYING REALLY HARD NOT TO SAY THE

WRONG THING, BUT I KEEP SAYIN' THE WRONG THING.

VAN SHOULD'VE NEVER GOT ME PREGNANT AND MARRIED AT 17. OH, MY GOD!

I DID IT AGAIN.

WELL, THOSE ARE HIS PEEPS.

LOOK, I DON'T EXPECT ANY FAMILY TO BE PERFECT.

I HAVE KIDS AND AN EX-HUSBAND AND A CRAZY FAMILY OF MY OWN.

YEAH, BUT YOU HAVEN'T MET ALL OF 'EM.

OUR OTHER DAUGHTER, KYRA... SHE LIVES WITH HER DAD.

I HAVE A DAUGHTER WHO LIVES WITH HER FATHER TOO. OH, REALLY?

YEAH, I MISS HER LIKE CRAZY, BUT SHE MAKES HIS LIFE SO MISERABLE...

THAT SOMEHOW IT ALL EVENS OUT.

WE REALLY DO HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.

I WAS JUST SAYIN' THIS MORNING HOW I MISS HAVIN' SOMEBODY I CAN RELATE TO.

- IT GETS LONELY SOMETIMES. - TELL ME ABOUT IT.

I STARTED TALKING TO MY BIRD.

BUT YOU... I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN BE LONELY.

WELL, YOU KNOW, MY GIRLFRIEND, SHE MOVED AWAY,

AND SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO COME VISIT THIS WEEKEND.

BUT SHE HAD TO CANCEL BECAUSE SHE'S IN THIS NEW RELATIONSHIP.

WELL, MAYBE YOU'LL MEET SOMEONE NEW.

YEAH, THAT'D BE NICE. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

MAYBE YOU AND I COULD GET TOGETHER SOMETIME AND HANG OUT.

- REALLY? - YEAH.

WELL, YEAH, SURE. YOU KNOW, THIS IS WILD BECAUSE...

THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT I'VE SORT OF BEEN HOPING

WOULD HAPPEN EVER SINCE I SWITCHED TEAMS.

TEAMS?

- BUT IF YOU'RE AN AGENT, HOW... - NO, NOT SPORTS TEAMS.

- OH. - YEAH, I GOT A DIVORCE, AND THEN I REALIZED I'M GAY.

OH.

IT'S JUST ANOTHER THING WE HAVE IN COMMON.

- OH? - YEAH, IT'S OKAY.

NO, VAN ALREADY TOLD ME YOU WERE GAY.

OH.

SO VAN TOLD YOU I WAS GAY?

WA... WAS HE NOT SUPPOSED TO? I'M SORRY.

I MEAN, HE WAS SO UP FRONT ABOUT IT.

WELL, THE TRUTH IS HE SAID YOU WERE SUPERGAY.

HE DID, DID HE?

OH, HE ALWAYS WAS A TALKATIVE LITTLE POOT.

YEAH, JUST TALK, TALK, TALK.

COULD YOU EXCUSE ME JUST FOR A SECOND?

YEAH.

OW! OW! OW! OW!

LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, VAN.

WHY DID YOU TELL SADIE I WAS GAY? WHAT?

I NEVER SAID THAT. WHY WOULD I SAY THAT?

DID YOU TELL HER I WAS SUPERGAY?

OH, YEAH.

WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN TO.

SADIE AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT OUR FAVORITE

CITIES, AND I SAID I REALLY LIKED LUBBOCK.

SHE MENTIONED SAN FRANCISCO. I WANTED TO SOUND CLEVER AND MAKE A JOKE.

BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SAN FRANCISCO BUT CABLE CARS AND GAY PEOPLE.

- VAN! - SO I MADE A JOKE ABOUT GAY PEOPLE.

AND IT WASN'T FUNNY APPARENTLY,

BECAUSE SHE LOOKS AT ME KIND OF OFFENDED AND SAYS,

"VAN, I'M GAY. DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GAY PEOPLE?"

I'M LIKE, "OH, NO, NOT AT ALL. MY MOTHER-IN-LAW'S SUPERGAY."

I LOVE YOU, MAN. OW.

SADIE IS GAY? THIS TOP IS PERFECT.

SHE... SHE PROBABLY HASN'T EVEN HEARD A WORD I'VE SAID.

YOU'RE GONNA GO RIGHT IN THERE RIGHT NOW AND TELL HER THE TRUTH.

WAIT, MRS. H. IF SHE KNOWS I LIED, SHE'LL REFUSE TO REPRESENT ME.

BELIEVE ME, LESBIANS DO NOT FIND THIS KIND OF THING FUNNY.

THEY REALLY DON'T.

AND, MRS. H, IF SHE DOESN'T REPRESENT ME,

THEN ALL THE OTHER AGENTS WILL THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME.

AND WHO WILL BE MY AGENT THEN, THE GOLFING DENTIST WITH THE BAD ACCENT?

I CAN'T KEEP RATIONING DIAPERS, MOM.

AND I WANT THINGS... SHINY, FANCY THINGS.

MAYBE YOU COULD JUST GO WITH IT FOR A FEW MINUTES.

YEAH, COME ON, REBA. WHAT'S A FEW MINUTES?

YEAH, JUST DON'T GO TO MASSACHUSETTS, REBA.

THEY'RE MAKING THEM GET MARRIED.

IT'S A LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED THAN JUST FIBBING ABOUT IT FOR A FEW MINUTES.

I MAY HAVE ALREADY ASKED HER OUT.

WAIT. WAIT A SECOND, MOM. WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU SAY?

WELL, THAT MAYBE WE COULD HANG OUT SOMETIME TOGETHER. THAT SEEMS PRETTY INNOCENT.

BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND MOVED OUT OF TOWN, AND I WAS LONELY.

ALL RIGHT. JUST HANG ON A SECOND.

SAYING "MAYBE WE COULD HANG OUT" DOESN'T MEAN YOU ASKED HER OUT ON A DATE.

REALLY? ABSOLUTELY. YOU GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

HEY, GUYS, THERE'S A BOY IN A TINY SUIT IN THERE WATCHING TV.

I'M SO SORRY. I WAS JUST COMIN' OUT.

OF THE KITCHEN. I WAS...

OH, I WAS... I WAS JUST COMIN' OUT OF THE KITCHEN.

LOOK, I... I HAVE TO GO ANYWAY, BUT IT'S BEEN REAL.

NO, WAIT A SECOND. THIS ISN'T MY REAL FAMILY.

THEY'RE... THEY'RE CIRCUS PEOPLE.

ALL RIGHT, VAN, VAN. I LIKE THEM.

AND I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO REPRESENTING YOU.

WHAT? YOU'LL BE MY AGENT? MM-HMM.

THIS IS SO GREAT! YEAH!

I'M GONNA START ON VAN'S DEAL RIGHT WAY, AND IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU.

OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANKS.

I AM SO GLAD THAT'S OVER WITH.

I AM NEVER GETTIN' MYSELF IN THAT SITUATION AGAIN.

HEY, REBA, I ALMOST FORGOT. HMM?

HOW ABOUT I PICK YOU UP TOMORROW NIGHT AT 8:00, AND WE CAN HANG OUT?

SUPER.

WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER? IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR HER DATE.

VAN, I WOULD STOP CALLING IT THAT.

AND STOP SINGING THAT SONG ABOUT HER AND SADIE IN A TREE.

DID I MISS IT? DID YOU TAKE PICTURES?

OH, MY GOSH! DID THEY LOOK ADORABLE?

OH, REBA, YOU ARE DEFINITELY GONNA BE THE PRETTY ONE.

I DON'T THINK I CAN GO THROUGH WITH THIS.

MOM, THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT FOR OUR FUTURE, OKAY?

SADIE COULD TAKE HIS CAREER TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.

SADIE'S A NICE PERSON. I DON'T LIKE LYING TO HER.

MRS. H, I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN TOUGH ON YOU.

BUT I PROMISE YOU, THE SECOND THE DEAL'S DONE, I WILL TELL SADIE THE TRUTH.

I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE THINKS ABOUT ME. YOU ARE MORE IMPORTANT TO ME.

HEY, I'VE GOT BIG NEWS.

WHAT NEWS? IS IT ABOUT MY DEAL? IS IT... IS IT DONE? IS IT GOOD?

WELL, IF YOU CONSIDER A 25% RAISE...

AND AN ADDED THIRD YEAR GOOD, THEN YEAH, I'D SAY IT'S PRETTY GOOD.

- TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT? THIRD YEAR? - SO IT'S ALL DONE?

IT'S ALL DONE.

WE ARE SO RICH!

I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU, VAN. THANKS, MRS. H.

SADIE, THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU. I KNOW, AND YOU'RE WELCOME.

NOW, YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE HOW BADLY...

WE'RE GONNA NAIL 'EM ON YOUR NEXT THREE-YEAR DEAL.

- HAVE A NICE DINNER. - YEAH.

BARBRA JEAN, COULD YOU, UH, GIVE US A MINUTE, PLEASE?

OH, SURE. OH, BY THE WAY, I HAVE A SUGGESTION ON WHERE YOU GUYS CAN GO.

I HAVE A SUGGESTION WHERE YOU CAN GO TOO.

I THOUGHT GAY PEOPLE WERE JOLLY.

OKAY, REBA, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

WELL, HERE'S THE THING...

IT'S A LITTLE BIT FUNNY, DEPENDING ON YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR.

YOU SEE, I'M A TINY LITTLE BIT LESS GAY THAN VAN SAID I WAS.

OH, SO YOU'RE NOT SUPERGAY?

NO. I HAVE NO POWERS OF GAYNESS WHATSOEVER.

OH.

I'M SORRY. WHEN VAN TOLD YOU THAT,

HE WAS JUST TRYIN' TO COVER UP SOME LAME JOKE OF HIS.

YEAH, I SEE. I SEE.

I MEAN, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN. THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME.

SEE, I GOT NO GAYDAR.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MEET WOMEN? I GOT NO GAYDAR.

I GOT NO DATES. I GOT NOTHIN'.

IT'S BECAUSE I'M NO GOOD. I'M BAD. I AM A BAD LESBIAN.

WELL, FOR AS LONG AS I'VE BEEN A LESBIAN,

I CAN TELL YA, IT'S NOT EASY.

YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU COME OUT OF THE CLOSET,

THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW HARD IT'S GONNA BE.

ALL THE TV SHOWS AND MAGAZINES, THEY MAKE IT LOOK SO EASY.

"OH, GET OUT IN THE WORLD. THE WOMEN ARE WAITING FOR YOU."

WELL, YOU JUST LOOK OUT THERE AND TELL ME IF YOU SEE ANY AVAILABLE WOMEN.

YEAH, IT'S UGLY OUT THERE.

I DON'T KNOW. I JUST...

I JUST GET A LITTLE LONELY SOMETIMES. THAT'S ALL.

YEAH, I KNOW.

LIKE WHEN YOUR BEST FRIEND MOVES AWAY,

AND YOU THINK YOU'VE FOUND SOMEONE YOU COULD BE FRIENDS WITH,

BUT THEN YOU BLOW IT BY PRETENDING TO BE GAY.

WHY DO YOU THINK YOU BLEW IT?

WELL, IF YOU LIED TO ME, I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU.

REBA, I'M AN AGENT. I'M GONNA LIE TO YOU.

HEY, WE BOTH LIE. THAT'S ANOTHER THING WE HAVE IN COMMON.

SO, I GUESS THAT MEANS WE CAN STILL GO TO DINNER.

WELL, I'M GONNA HAVE TO CANCEL THE VIOLINIST,

AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY YOUR OWN WAY.

HEY, YOU'RE NOT THE KIND OF FRIEND WHO RUNS OFF TO JAMAICA WITH A NUN, ARE YOU?

UH, WON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE TWICE.

WAIT. WAIT A SEC. I DON'T EVEN WEAR CONTACTS.

NO, YOU DON'T, DO YOU?

STUPID. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?

OUT TO DINNER. DON'T WAIT UP.

OH, MY GOSH. SHE TURNED REBA.

ELIZABETH'S GONNA HAVE TWO GRANDMAS.

I KNOW!

ACME!