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♪
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Art lovers of
springfield, good news.
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The art museum
is closed forever!
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[scattered applause]
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Instead, our entire
collection will be digitized
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And sold for a fortune
on the blockchain
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As non-fungible tokens, or nfts.
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Whatever the hell those are.
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[chuckles]
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Now let's turn some
of our crappy art
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Into computer money.
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Starting with a true
masterpiece, my butt.
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[laughs]
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[whirring]
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Uh, dad?
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Ah! Technology!
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[phone chimes]
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I've lost bart forever!
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No!
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[cash register rings]
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Yes!
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[whirring]
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Honey? Remember
how we're always saying
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We wish bart was less fungible?
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Did something happen to bart?
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Only the parts you can hug.
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The rest is alive, right
here on my phone.
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[yelps] my baby is an app!
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Uh, no, apps actually do stuff.
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He's an nft.
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-But look how much he's worth.
-[gasps]
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For bart? Hmm.
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Imagine what we'd get for lisa.
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He is the first nft
of an actual person.
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I don't care.
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We've got to find a
way to get him back.
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[hooded figure] to do that, you,
yourself must enter the blockchain.
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Who are you?
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We are the
enlightened intellects
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Who safeguard the crypto-verse.
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[homer] kylie jenner,
rob gronkowski,
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And jimmy fallon.
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I thought you were
just celebrity shills.
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Ugh, we would never
promote a technology
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If we didn't understand
the distributed ledger
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Underpinning it.
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Der!
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[laughs] I can't stop
laughing, buddy.
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[homer] shut up.
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You ruined "cowbell."
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This key is a back door
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Through the blockchain's
cryptographic protocol.
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Once you're inside, find bart
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And use it to get
both of you out.
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[grunts]
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[whirring]
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Huh, so this is the blockchain.
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No, noob, this
is the block-train.
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Speeding forever through
the loveless icy world
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Created by crypto-bros.
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Powered by the most
abundant fuel in the universe:
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Fomo, the fear of missing out.
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For a digital incarnation of an
abstract mathematical concept,
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It could use a good dusting.
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[british accent] well, that's because
this is the last car of the train, innit?
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The dwelling place
of nfts with no value.
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Which is 99% of
all nfts ever created.
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Huh, I guess being the
second-ever human nft
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Isn't worth a whole lot.
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Where do they keep my son?
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[french accent] at the
very front of the train
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Where you can never go.
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Watch me!
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[grunts]
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[laughter]
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Whoa!
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[retching] you killed
ennui oeuf 116.
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[whirring]
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Congratulations, you've
moved up the train
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Because you are
now as valuable as us,
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The cuddle kittens.
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Because you killed another nft.
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What you call
mindless slaughter,
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Crypto-bros call "disruption,"
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And then pour cash into it.
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So, to rescue bart,
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I need to kill a
bunch of you guys.
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[popping]
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Ooh.
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Well, I guess I got to do this.
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[yowling]
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Sorry! Nothing personal!
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Hope... You... Can't...
Feel... Pain. [grunts]
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[whirring]
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[whirring]
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[lisa] mom's price
is skyrocketing!
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Look at the fomo!
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Now everyone's
gonna want human nfts.
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Dad, you said you were
taking me to bumper boats.
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I am. Uh, have some
more chocolate milk.
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No one is putting another
child into that scanner...
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Before mine.
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-[grunting]
-hey!
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[whirring]
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[gasps]
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Please kill ralph-house.
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[squishing]
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[whirring]
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The front of the
train. I made it.
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Bart! We're getting out of here!
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Whoa, mom, what's the rush?
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Grab yourself a jaded
ape and take a load off.
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You never like my friends.
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Mom's almost got bart out.
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Don't let your son become
a worthless human again.
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Sell him to me
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-For $100 million.
-Hmm!
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No, dad! If you sell
bart to mr. Burns,
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He'll be trapped on
the blockchain forever.
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But this is my chance
not to miss out,
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After I've missed
out on everything.
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The housing bubble,
the first tech bubble,
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The second tech bubble,
the current tech bubble.
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Just one time, I
want to be the guy
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That gives all his
money to bernie madoff!
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Mom, get out of there!
Dad's gonna crack!
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He did it.
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I can't believe he did it.
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[whirring]
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-We made it.
-Where's homer?
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I want to tell him the
inside of his phone smells.
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He-he sold himself.
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He was so afraid of missing out,
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He tokened his own life.
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Woo-hoo!
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Eternity on a
super swanky train.
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Ooh, twerked chicken.
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[rumbling]
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What happened?
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Our fomo, it's gone.
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The nft craze is over.
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D'oh!
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[homer] ah, the
romance of train travel.
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♪
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♪ and it's clearly
to his credit ♪
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♪ that he is an englishman ♪
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♪ he remains ♪
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♪ an eng ♪
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♪ lish... ♪
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Wait. Did you
only ask me to sing
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To forestall your gruesome end?
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Guilty as charged. [laughs]
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-[bart grunting]
-[laughing]
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[screams]
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Ha!
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It was only by
following my hunch
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That we found the
east side strangler
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On the west side of town.
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Can you explain how you
overcame childhood trauma
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To become the nation's most
renowned criminal psychologist?
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For that story, you'll
have to read my book.
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-[school bell rings]
-[indistinct chatter]
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Office muntz.
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Told you I'd smell you later.
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Been a long time.
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Ah, look at us.
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We thought we were
gonna stay young forever.
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Some of us did.
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Oh, right, like bart,
because he got murdered.
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Speaking of gruesome junk,
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We could use
your help on a case.
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I'm flattered, but I'm the dean
of the true crime department.
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I can't just run off and--
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The killer left a message.
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And we think it's for you.
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♪
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Maybe rod flanders
did grow up to become
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A shockingly foul-mouthed
prop comedian,
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But he didn't deserve this.
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Only a super-traumatized
profiler like you
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Can piece together
what happened here.
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Hmm.
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[breathes deeply, sighs]
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[lisa] our killer took his time.
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Had fun with it.
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Enjoyed a game of solitaire.
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Red king on a red queen?
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This psycho doesn't
play by the rules.
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Damn, she's good.
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Here, he had one
of those moments
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Where you walk into a room
and forget what you came in for.
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How did my guys miss that?
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One more thing.
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This killer won't stop now.
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There will be others.
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Sarge, there's been another.
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How can he also be the first?
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Sarge, we got another one.
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[whistles]
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Boy, that's something
you don't see every--
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One more, sarge.
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Got another one, sarge.
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The severed hand
opens the fridge,
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Which tugs on
that strip of sinew,
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Turning over the eyeball cup,
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Which rolls down the
spine, startles a cat,
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Which leaps onto the
butter dish seesaw,
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And sends the
other eyeball flying,
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Turning on the coffee maker.
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Even I can't get inside
a mind this deranged.
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There's only one person who can.
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[thunder rumbles]
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Little lisa simpson.
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You really made
something of yourself
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After I made mincemeat
of your brother.
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Come to thank me?
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-No. -Rude.
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I don't have time
for your games, bob.
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I'm working on a--
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Yes, a case so confounding
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You're actually
willing to seek my help.
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The rube goldberg sherri
is actually quite impressive.
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Hat tip, psychopath.
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What about the
identical messages?
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How can they all be "the first"?
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Really, professor simpson,
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Am I meant to spoon-feed
you all the answers?
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Speak in riddles or drop
a clue in a clever anagram
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Hidden in something
I've just said right now.
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This is a waste of time.
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Perhaps a limerick will help.
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There once was a shiny machete,
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That turned poor
bart's head to spaghetti.
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You're gonna die
in that cell, bob.
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And when that happens,
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Wherever I am,
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I'll be dancing.
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Can you think of anyone who
would've wanted to hurt sherri?
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No, everybody
loved my big sister.
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Big sister?
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You guys were twins.
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Yes, but sherri was born first.
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Probably makes sense for
you to be my husband now, huh?
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Sherri is the first.
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Rod flanders, dermott
spuckler, all firstborns,
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That's the pattern.
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And bob said something
about an anagram
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Taking us to the killer's lair.
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[gasps] that's it.
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[tires screech]
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[both gasp]
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[clanging]
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Stay here.
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[creaking]
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Hey, meat hooks, hook meat much?
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Ha-ha--
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Nelson?
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Nelson, where are you?
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[screams]
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[panting]
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[gasps]
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The killer's lair looks
just like my old bedroom.
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But how? Ooh.
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Maybe the killer's on
the security footage.
265
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,820
No! It can't be!
266
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:21,114
[grunts] freeze!
267
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,240
-[handcuffs click]
-wha...?
268
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,825
I can't be the killer!
269
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:26,369
I turned my trauma into healing!
270
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:27,996
Oprah said so!
271
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,664
[thunder rumbling]
272
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:32,041
I'm sorry for the imbroglio,
but if the chef de cuisine
273
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,711
Insists on calling
it taco tuesdays,
274
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,713
He can't very well serve flautas
275
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,715
And expect us
not to make a fuss.
276
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,216
[door locks]
277
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,094
Hello, bob.
278
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,472
H-how did you get in here?
279
00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:47,807
Well, I knew if I
killed enough people
280
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,059
In the most gruesome
possible ways,
281
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,228
They'd send me to your prison.
282
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,189
But to get into your cell?
283
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,232
I had a little help.
284
00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,404
Lisa the killer.
285
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,281
I never thought
you had it in you.
286
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,242
The lisa you knew didn't.
287
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:08,536
But I'm another story.
288
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,038
Oh, really?
289
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,915
Split personalities?
290
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,249
Trope alert!
291
00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,710
Call the first thought police.
292
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,796
Professor lisa had no idea
293
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,631
She was my accomplice.
294
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,803
But she's gone now.
295
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,596
She was my last victim.
296
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:29,599
Or, rather, second to last.
297
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,726
The penultimate.
298
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,436
[grumbles]
299
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,983
♪ he remains an ♪
300
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:42,111
♪ en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en ♪
301
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,072
♪ en... ♪
302
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:47,659
-[screaming]
-♪ ...Glishman. ♪
303
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:54,457
[munching]
304
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:55,792
Simpson.
305
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,710
No eating in the turbine room.
306
00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,087
Since when?
307
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:04,008
Pfft. The nanny
state wins again.
308
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,094
No tanning in the reactor core,
309
00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:08,346
No texting while
driving and eating ribs.
310
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,890
Can't even trim your
hedges with a machine gun.
311
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,559
When did everyone get so scared?
312
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:16,437
The world would be fine if
people just used common sense.
313
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,605
Like me.
314
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,065
Ah! Jailbreak!
315
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:34,706
Woman. Woman.
316
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,963
Homer, one. Nanny state, zero.
317
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,464
[munching]
318
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:47,051
[groaning]
319
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,761
[gurgling]
320
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:51,264
Stupid radioactive garbage donut
321
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:54,225
Mutating my dna while I sleep.
322
00:14:56,396 --> 00:15:00,273
Hey, who stole my
flanders's newspaper?
323
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,524
Sorry about that, homer-ino,
324
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:04,611
But I-I whited out the
crossword after I did it,
325
00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,029
So you could enjoy it, too.
326
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,906
[gurgling]
327
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:10,158
-[belches]
-ah.
328
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,869
Better from the chimney
than the furnace, am I right?
329
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,454
[laughs]
330
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,788
[groans]
331
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:19,125
So, you see, there's
nothing in the bible that says
332
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:23,463
A pastor and his wife can't
take separate vacations.
333
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,048
[grunts softly]
334
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:31,012
Daddy, are you being
tickled by the holy spirit?
335
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,972
[gurgling]
336
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:35,391
[moaning]
337
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:43,524
[gasps] I've been neighborino'd
into home-diddly-omer.
338
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:47,528
[gasps] and why am I in
church when football is on?
339
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:48,696
[all gasping]
340
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:49,948
[belches]
341
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,408
[terrified chatter]
342
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,828
[all screaming, belching]
343
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,664
[all groaning, grumbling]
344
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,541
Kiss my ass, church-os.
345
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:05,171
I'm fat, I'm bald, and I've
never felt sexier, baby.
346
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:08,257
-Why, you little...
-[choking]
347
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:09,801
Woo-hoo!
348
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,970
[all belching]
349
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:14,931
[belches]
350
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:19,978
[kent brockman over tv] a mysterious
affliction has descended upon springfield.
351
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:23,064
Citizens of every age,
race and catchphrase
352
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:27,360
Are mysteriously transforming
into bald, pear-shaped doofi.
353
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:32,907
[sing-songy] donut
stu has diabetes type 2.
354
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,659
[belches]
355
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,329
News is stupid.
356
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,956
Somebody put on wrestling.
357
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,833
Do all these burping baldos
358
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,002
Remind you of anyone?
359
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,295
I'd know that butt
scratch anywhere.
360
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,339
Everyone's turning into dad.
361
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,386
[screams]
362
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,764
[belching]
363
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:07,775
Uh, children, your father's
less than stellar genetic code
364
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,903
Is spreading through
burp-borne transmission.
365
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,697
If we're going
to cure this virus,
366
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,073
We need his dna.
367
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,951
You three are the only
ones impervious to the virus.
368
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,287
You have got to find him.
369
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,497
Hmm. It is 11:30 in the morning.
370
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,959
[indistinct chatter]
371
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,878
-Beer, moe.
-Beer, moe.
372
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,171
A-beer, a-moe.
373
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,589
Have you seen our dad?
374
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:32,592
No, just these hundreds
of silly versions of him,
375
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,969
Which is the greatest thing
that has ever happened to me.
376
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,679
I mean, I'm printing
money over here.
377
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:37,847
[barking]
378
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:40,558
Coming right up,
santa's little homer.
379
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,811
Real dad wasn't at the
bowling alley, the candy store,
380
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,689
Or mocking the
hippos at the zoo.
381
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:47,982
Wait.
382
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,692
Dad ate a bucket of
this chicken last night.
383
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,695
When that happens, where does
he always spend the next day?
384
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:56,074
[homer] I'll be out in a minute.
385
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,825
Um, is this really the most
386
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,577
Convenient bathroom
for your father?
387
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,829
It's the closest one
mom will let him use.
388
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,999
Dad, we need you
to save the world.
389
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:05,833
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
390
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,043
Can you believe some idiot
391
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:09,962
Left this perfectly good
back scratcher in there?
392
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,507
Look, it goes all...
393
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,592
The way... Down.
394
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,427
[moans]
395
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,386
What?
396
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,474
Now, if you'll just board
the frink-ama-copter--
397
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:23,684
-We're not calling it that.
-[grumbles]
398
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:26,896
And then we'll pop your
dna in to the frink-tabulizer--
399
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,681
We're not calling it that.
400
00:18:28,683 --> 00:18:31,025
[muttering]
401
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,486
And everything will go
back to the way it was.
402
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:36,030
Wait. Hold on. Why
would I want that?
403
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,949
Finally, everyone
thinks the way I do.
404
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,993
Nobody's making up stupid
rules about bicycle helmets
405
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,495
Or where you can smoke cigars.
406
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,330
-You want to drive without a seatbelt?
-[tires screech]
407
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:45,998
Facetime while jaywalking?
408
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,458
-Enjoy a sugary soda?
-[tires screech]
409
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,086
Go ahead! You're
not hurting anyone!
410
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,712
It's a utopia.
411
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,464
No, a me-topia!
412
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:57,218
Yes, well, you don't really
want everyone to be like you.
413
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,971
Earth-shattering reveal!
414
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,097
[screaming]
415
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,515
[chuckling à la homer]
416
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:06,060
When did insurance
commercials get so funny?
417
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,354
[gasps] marge!
418
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,356
Cooperating with
us is the only way
419
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,942
To get your wife back to normal.
420
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:16,362
You've never looked
more beautiful.
421
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,656
[kissing]
422
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,867
Scooch over, gorgeous.
423
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,243
When we get home,
424
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:24,537
Let's you and I bump muzzles.
425
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:28,166
Please. Please! If we don't
have some competent people left
426
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,751
To run things,
society will collapse!
427
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,295
Coders to run the internet
428
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:34,589
That feeds you the
latest misinformation.
429
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:37,884
Pilots to fly the planes you
need to be restrained on.
430
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:40,011
I mean, a world
without experts--
431
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,096
Does beaker ever shut up?
432
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,973
[chuckles] good one, me-marge.
433
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,474
Mm, well, you
leave me no choice.
434
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,643
I'm calling in a
nuclear air strike
435
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:51,022
To obliterate all the
homerized springfielders,
436
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,565
Including, very sadly,
437
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,775
The touring company
of kinky boots.
438
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,028
Obliterating in three, two--
439
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,362
Hey, you know what you need?
440
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:01,449
A nice, relaxing
scratch on the back.
441
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:05,953
No! No! Oh, a lifetime
of study and education
442
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,121
Down the... [groans]
443
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,789
[speaking gibberish]
444
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:11,125
♪ this must be just like ♪
445
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,628
♪ living in paradise ♪
446
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:19,592
♪ and I don't want to go home ♪
447
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:21,093
[whoops]
448
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:25,973
♪ this must be just
like living in paradise ♪
449
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,768
-♪ just like
paradise ♪ -[whoops]
450
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,729
♪ and I don't want to go home ♪
451
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:32,730
[whoops]
452
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,399
♪ and I don't want to go ♪
453
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,442
♪ this must be ♪
454
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:40,112
♪ just like living in paradise ♪
455
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,198
[all belching]
456
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,326
♪ and I don't want to go home. ♪
457
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:30,830
[belches]
458
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:33,624
[organ music plays]
459
00:21:33,648 --> 00:21:35,648
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