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Original subtitles

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain speaking.

We are on our final approach to Rio de Janeiro,

where we have clear skies, 25 degree Celsius,

a beautiful day.

Welcome to Rio de Janeiro.

Check it out, babe.

James.

James?

Wake up.

Help!

James! James!

Help!

-Is there a doctor on board? -Yes!

-A doctor, please. -Yes!

Can I help?

Is he okay?

Are you okay?

Wake up, honey.

No one will know.

God will know.

Cut.

Thank you, guys. Moving on.

Okay, everyone, next up,

priest wakes up from his dream in the woods.

-How was it? -Incomplete.

Uh, I think he needs your microphone.

I know Portuguese.

That wasn't even Portuguese.

Why did you ask for an interpreter?

Not that I don't like the job.

So we could talk about love

in private.

Not so private.

What is love, Felícia?

I don't know.

I guess...

I guess love is good.

Wanna go for a walk?

You go.

Maybe you'll find your answer.

Good morning,

Mr. Batista. Son of a bitch.

Good morning, Ms. Jane Doe.

Would you please stop?

Stop!

Son of a bitch!

Go to hell!

It's what you deserve.

Go ahead look at me.

You want to soak me, do it! Go for it.

Good. I'm soaking.

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

You paying for it today?

What? Pay?

No way.

It's filled with tragedies.

Maybe, but it's not for free.

Don't fight with me. Why fight?

Hi, Ms. Jane Doe.

I'm going to accept it.

Take it. Just one.

Take all of it.

What about my bread with ham?

Come back after 6:00 p.m.

Deal.

This kid cried the whole night.

Actually, her mother only goesthere to increase her rent.

You are a warrior.

-I'm so glad I met you.

Do you have any change?

I need to take a shower.

A man poured water on me.

Stinky water.

Do you have any change? I'll pay you back later.

-No, no... -Give me some.

Give me some.

Hey, lady.

Lady, you can't brush your teeth here.

Good morning, guard.

The water is great.

Very cold.

Get out. I'm not joking.

-If you keep going, I'll arrest you. -What?

You just want to arrest us, officer?

It's not healthy.

Yeah, what do you suggest then?

Become a pilot. Look there.

You work one night and rest for three days.

Life is short.

You should enjoy it, eventually you die.

Who will arrest the thieves? You?

Not the police.

If you go downtown,

you'll see many guys dressed in suits.

You should start with them,

from the top, the elite.

Well, I'm gonna start with you.

You can't brush your teeth here.

But I didn't do anything.

You have to leave.

-Come on! -Leave her alone!

Bastard!

Stop!

Stop!

Get back here!

Son of a bitch!

Sorry.

You need to take a good shower, okay?

Grandma.

It's me, Leandro.

Honey.

Everybody at home said you died, Grandma.

To your family, I'm dead.

Look what...

what I got.

Look at that.

I've been following you for a while.

I saw you sleeping in the street. Why is that?

I'm used to it.

How so?

You had a house, a bed.

You were a teacher.

I can't understand.

You don't have to understand, son.

I live in the streets because I want to.

It's easy.

What is it?

What's the matter?

Nothing. It's just too messed up for me.

There is no mess.

Okay. Come with me.

Come with me, I'm inviting you.

No, you come with me.

You come with me. I'll call the office,

I won't go to work, and you'll come with me.

I won't.

I need to take a shower, son.

In the fountain?

Yes.

If it's dirty, you gotta clean it.

Now you're talking like Mom?

Don't compare me with her.

For God's sake.

Why for God's sake?

She probably thinks like you, that life is,

I don't know...

Things are more complicated

than they seem.

That's it.

Life is easy.

There are no riddles.

None.

CITY OF RIO DE JANEIRO

What you say doesn't make sense.

Why?

You pay for water, electricity, a telephone,

Internet, waste collection.

Condo fees. Paying condo fees?

I don't pay anything.

Nothing. I don't have to pay.

I like the streets.

I live in the streets.

Do you remember we had a house?

-Sure. -Okay.

Do you remember us watching TV on the couch,

you and me?

No, I'd rather sit on the floor.

-Come on. -I hated that couch.

Do I have to like a couch?

Stop that, Grandma.

I don't like houses.

Scheduled parties

for grandmothers, grandfathers, mothers.

God forbid.

I may look crazy--

Yes, you really look crazy.

But I like people.

I like...

the streets.

Of this city, son.

But you're dirty, Grandma.

It's from life.

You can't take a shower.

How dare you?

Of course I can.

Of course I can!

That wine tries to take the place of pain

That pain takes up the half of truth

Come!

Come, Leandro!

Come, son! Come here!

The true nature within

Half full, half empty

Half sorrow, half joy

almighty love

We would do well to remember

That an empty glass

Is still full of air

Do you know what day it is today?

It's the third anniversary of the day she left me.

Bitch.

I still love her.

Here.

Three hours and 40...

Almost the time...

I even put her perfume on the photo.

You know?

But it's not the same.

Hey! What are you doing?

Perfume is a trap.

Perfume is a trap in the air.

Son of a bitch.

I should have forgiven her.

What the fuck are you doing smoking at work?

I asked you to get me a beer.

You know what the problem with humankind is, James?

They never want to do a fucking thing.

Love you.

Some sun will do you good, James.

You're always in the shade.

But I hate the sun.

Dorothy.

What's the matter?

I was thinking,

why don't we go to Mermaid Beach?

You like it there so much.

But you never want to go.

I've changed my mind.

Why? You always say the water is too dangerous out there.

I exaggerate sometimes.

You always exaggerate, James.

I'm old, Dorothy.

Old people are always scared of everything.

I love you.

Are you sure you don't want togo lie under the trees?

-In the shade? -Yes, I'm sure.

I'm starting to like the sun.

You're weird today, James.

If you think about it, Dorothy, we're all weird.

Could you offer me a piece of your chocolate?

Are you crazy?

You have diabetes.

Are you trying to make me a widow?

One day, you'll have to start getting used to that idea, Dorothy.

Please don't start with your profound pessimism, James.

Do you know what would ease my profound pessimism?

What?

A cigarette.

You're losing your mind.

All your health problems and you want to smoke?

Dorothy,

what do you think about luck?

You are really weird today, James.

All these questions you ask me,

you think I'm some kind of...

Aristotle, that I can answer all your existential questions?

It's not an existential question, Dorothy.

And you don't have to be Aristotle

to have an opinion about luck.

Anyway, I don't know. I...

Let's just say that I believe that luck is a good thing.

Yeah, that's right. Luck is a very good thing.

And you?

What do you think?

What do you want me to say?

I'm a builder. I don't believe in luck.

However, as an architect,

I believe luck can be designed.

This is too complex for me.

I love this song.

Why don't you dance?

It's too hot.

You're too shy to dance in front of those guys.

James,

I don't know what shy is.

The pipe roared

On top of the hill

People from my town

Went uphill to go dance

The pipe roared

On top of the hill

People from my town

Went uphill to go dance

Maria Doida

Margarida Florisbela

Really sad by the window

Didn't dance Didn't want to play

It's too hot. I'm gonna swim.

-Be careful. -Don't worry.

I love you.

Guys!

Hey!

Guys!

Guys?

James!

Help me!

Help!

Help!

James!

James!

I love you, too.

Hey, the flowers! -I'm sorry.

Hello, how are you? Hello, grey hair!

Well, time goes by, right?

-It's nice to see you. -Yeah.

Is this your daughter?

Yes, this is my daughter.

So sweet. Cute, right?

Very cute.

This is my wife--

Nice to meet you. I'm Felícia.

Felícia?

-Really? -Yeah.

That's our daughter's name.

Is it?

Yes.

Hi.

Célio, it's Ricardo.

You have been selected to escort Jai Arnott at the festival.

Pick him up from the airport, okay?

Jai Arnott, the actor?

Yeah, that's right. Pick him up from the airport at 8:45.

Sure, no problem.

Did you like it?

Yes, a lot.

It's big, isn't it?

It's nice.

Too expensive?

A bit, but...

I think it's worth it.

Hey, honey.

Hello, darling, how are you?

Did you like the apartment?

Yes, I liked it a lot. It's very nice.

I'll take a picture and send it you, okay?

Okay, kisses.

Kisses.

Mr. Arnott!

My name is Célio. May I take your bags, please?

[Célio] You have a lot of fans in Brazil. I'm really excited about the new film.

Did you enjoy your flight?

Yeah.

I didn't have to speak toanybody for 17 hours.

Do you follow Portuguese?

No.

You speak any other language?

I know a little German.

Would you like a drive around Rio?

I can show you a nice place, if you want.

Bangu 1, Bangu 2.

I'm not really in the mood for it. Or chit-chat.

I just need a shower, okay?

Yes, sir.

Soon as I clear these lights.

Justin Bieber.

No, that's Jai Arnott!

Why are you opening the windows?

Please get me an autograph!

I'm not sure he can write.

Just one. Don't you think he will give me one?

If you're trying to make me angry, it's working!

Drive! Get out of here.

Drive!

What does that say?

-Hmm? -Wel--

"Welcome to Rio.

The most exciting city in the world."

"Your driver, Célio, will take care of your every need."

I'm at the end of a five-month press tour, mate.

The only thing I need is to getto my hotel room and get some fucking...

Stop, stop, stop, stop!

Okay.

¡Ay, caramba!

"Pão de Açúcar." Sugar Loaf.

-Some say it's... -Magic.

You know what? I've changed my mind.

There is something I want to see.

But the junket starts in 90 minutes.

Let him suffer. It's in my contract.

Is being anasshole part of your contract, too?

Come on.

[Célio] Mr. Arnott, please.

I really like my job.

And what is that exactly, Célio?

Driving assholes like me around?

It's a volunteer work.

I'm actually a drug dealer and a child trafficker.

So you got any mouths to feed? A wife?

Kids?

Cat?

[Célio] No, no. Nothing.

I once had a cat barbecue.

Yeah, me neither.

Congratulations. You got a new boss. How do we get up there?

The cable car around the front. Over there.

Let's take the shortcut.

[Célio] What do you mean?

Climb.

What do you mean? Climb? Up there?

Yeah.

Fuck, what a crazy gringo!

Yeah, I am mad.

Célio, my dad was born in Lisbon.

I don't speak Portuguese.

But I understand it.

Shit.

No. Jai.

It's for my safety. Check this out.

Hey, mate.

[Célio in Portuguese] Sorry, man.

[Célio] Do you do stupid things like this often, boss?

Only on my own.

I'm the only man who's never let me down.

And no more "boss." Call me Jai.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't look down. Look at me.

Tell me a story. Tell me...

How did Sugar Loaf get its name, huh?

Okay.

Once upon a time, the Indians baked a magic bread.

-Magic bread? -Yeah.

The slaves covered the loaf with sugar.

The stupid emperor

forced the slaves to bake the bread for his troops.

The troops got fat and could not fight. Understood?

Only one woman could save the day.

Carmen Miranda...

who sang so loud,

she dropped the loaf onto the feet of a man called Pelé,

who kicked it into Guanabara Bay,

where it gave birth to a giant ostrich egg.

And they all lived happily ever after.

Do you buy all that, Jai?

Did a donkey hold a pen?

It's stupid, huh?

Yeah.

How you doing down there?

You're a bit quiet, Cél.

Yeah, sorry.

I get like this in the church and funerals.

You don't trust yourself.

There comes a time and a place when the only person you can rely on is...

You're too good for this job.

You're fired.

Fuck off.

Mate.

When we talk to each other

Telling stories and silly things

So many things in common

Revealing our secrets

I don't even know when to say I feel afraid

So afraid

I need to say that I love you

Win or lose you

For real I need to say that I love you

So much

Magic Sugar Loaf.

I think I'm in love.

I need to say that I love you

Win or lose your

For real

I need to say that I love you

So much

Come on. No.

-You're not gonna win.

I'm just holding it.

I let you win.

It's beautiful out there.

Yeah.

-Watch out for me. -I do.

You did.

Always.

-Don't believe what they say. -No. Never.

How do I look?

Wispy.

Wispy?

Yeah.

What the fuck does that mean?

What are you doing?

I don't know.

Hey!

Hey! He fucked you over, and now you go back to him?

It's not your business.

-Why? Tell me why. -It's none of your business.

Why? 'Cause that fuck is beautiful?

You don't own me.

I never owned you.

But I fucking love you!

I know, I know, I know.

I'm crazy about you, too.

I was.

I'm all fucked up.

Who isn't? Who isn't fucked up?

The world is fucked.

And we're in it, baby.

What does that mean?

Means nothing. It's just words.

Words?

I can never express myself.

-Words are stones. -I never had a chance.

All right? Let's put the fucking cards on the table.

This face never had a chance.

Hey!

One word.

And another confession. That's what it is!

Let's have a drink, all right?

For old time's sake.

Here.

I know what it is to have my heart broken.

I lost a wife.

Yeah, but you two-timed her when she was alive.

Yeah.

Big deal.

Tell the truth.

We had our battles, all right?

She tried to kill me, but I never stopped loving her.

She knew?

Real love, not some bullshit greeting card.

A woman knows.

It was nothing. Just sex.

Sex is something.

Maybe, but I never told her.

I kept it quiet...

like a man, inside.

I didn't cry, "Honey, I'm sorry, I fucked up."

You're an asshole.

I want you, Skinny.

Don't call me that.

I want you bad, still.

Don't call me Skinny ever, you fuckhead.

Just your voice alone drives me fuckin' nuts.

-That does sound nice. -It is.

It is nice.

That sound you make...

Where does it come from?

What happened?

Everything...

and nothing.

Good old days.

We had something and you blew it.

How do I look?

Like...

that little girl who was afraid to cross the street.

You didn't know me then.

I should've.

When there is no more love

There is still something left

A few shared mists A few shared secrets

Near a large pink house

When there is no more love

There is still terror

And endless streams of insults And broken oaths in your blood

Doors banging in the wind And the fear of the lover

No more views over the sea

The unchanging straight future

Love experiences its ordinary winter

So ordinary

One single wrong word

For a stone's throw

Love experiences its winter

On the sea, so ordinary

So ordinary

When there is no more love

There is still tenderness

And sometimes you get drunk On cheap wine to experience

A moment that leaves us Even less full of love

Suddenly everything gets heavier

When there is no more love

There are still two hostages Like two lions in a cage

Dreaming of new horizons

New horizons

No more views over the sea

The unchanging straight future

Love experiences its ordinary winter♪

So ordinary

One single wrong word

For a stone's throw

Love experiences its winter

On the sea, so ordinary

So ordinary

When there is no more love

-[woman] Real. -[man] Real.

-Real.

Heal.

-Heal.

Heal the world.

Heal the world.

-World.

-Leandro? -Oui?

Real world.

Real world.

Real. Real.

Come on. -Oui.

Earth.

Earth.

Earth.

The.

The.

The. The.

-To do.

No... To do.

To do.

Do.

Do.

To do.

I can't.

Of course you can, Leandro. You can do anything you want.

No, I can't.

AMAZING CHAMPIONSHIP - FIGHT BONUS - 5 SUPER FIGHTS

300 LOOKS FOR SUMMER STRAIGHT FROM ROME

PUGILIST "TEXAS" FRAYJO AND WIFEMARÍA SILVA SUFFER TRAGIC CAR ACCIDENT

Professional fight, Texas?

You're kidding me, right?

There's no professional fight when you don't have an arm.

I need 80 grand.

Eighty grand, Texas? Everybody needs that, even me.

Get up! Go!

Maria needs to have a surgery.

The doctor said she could walk again.

Texas, you should have thought about that

when you drove a car under the influence.

Now, it's your problem. It's your responsibility.

Look. I can get you something.

Are you fucking with me, Ilha?

What the fuck is that?

It's no joke, man. This is my fighter.

-Are you João Frayjo Texas? -Yes, I am.

Get up, man!

Go after him!

Only 500 reais?

Didn't you need 80 grand?

It's just the beginning. Everything has a beginning.

Texas.

A gringo wants to talk to you.

Good fight.

Sit down.

This gringo has an offer for you.

I understand your wife needs an operation.

He knows about your wife's condition and that she needs surgery.

I propose that we fight.

And if you win, I pay for her surgery...

He's saying--

...her rehabilitation.

...that you need to fight.

If you win, he will pay for her surgery and treatment.

If I win...

I pay for her surgery and rehabilitation.

If you lose, he'll pay as well.

Hold on. I ain't finished. -Okay.

My wife died some years ago.

His wife died a while ago.

She was pregnant. She died in childbirth with my son, hijo.

She died duringher pregnancy and lost the baby, too, got it?

I saw your wife in a magazine and...

she looks just like her.

He's saying...

he saw your pictures of her in a magazine, and she looks a lot like his late wife.

Same name, Maria.

So, I win, I pay for everything...

and Maria comes to live with me.

Well, we do whatever we have to do, as many times as we have to do it.

She has a baby... She comes back to you.

I keep the kid.

Here's the thing. He'll pay for everything.

But when she recovers, he'll take her to his house

and have sex as many times necessary for her to get pregnant.

He'll give her back to you when the kid's born.

He'll keep the kid.

All right?

Calm down.

It's an offer.

It's a serious offer.

So you talk to your wife, okay? Think about it.

I'll kill you. Calm down.

I'll kill you. Hey.

I'll be your light shining bright

I'll be shinning

I'll hold your hand, help youstand I'll be guiding

I'll be a light for you

Helping you To fight through everything

I'll be right here for you

I'll be your light shining bright

I'll be shinning

Are you that actor?

No.

Goodfellas?

Do you think I'd lie in church?

I'm not in that one.

Found you. Hey, guys, check it out!

See this cute guy? He's a thief!

He hired me and didn't pay for my services. He's a thief.

-You bit me, are you mad? -No, but I'll be mad now if you don't pay.

Look at this face. He's a thief.

Hey, Mom. Did they score?

Did you know that a fake Brazilian passport is the most expensive?

Really? Why?

Because it's the only place with all skin tones. White, black, brown,

Asians, natives, and so on.

Brazilians come in all colors.

-Understood? Mmm-hmm.

You understand, guys?

Sure. We all speak Portuguese.

You speak Portuguese, guys, right?

Si.

In neighboring countries, most people are white.

Why?

Because, in the past,

white people exterminated the other races.

This didn't happen in Brazil.

Why don't you stop thesestupid stories and starting loving yourself?

-Okay. Did you like it? -Yes.

-I like your skin tone. Cool, right?

It matches your hair.

Thank you. Do you like this chocolate skin tone?

This is the way I am

If you want to like me, take me as I am

So, you're going to meet Isabel today.

Say hi to her for me.

I made this for her.

Isabel.

Ah, Isabel.

She's an angel.

And sleeps with a man like you.

For free.

Son of a bitch.

Fernando.

Fernando!

I got the visa. I'm going to New York.

You don't even speak English.

I'm not a hooker.

You're a son of a bitch.

-What?

Come, Fernando.

So thirsty.

So thirsty for your damn blood!

So thirsty! Damn blood!

Retreat, everybody!

Today is the thirdbirthday of the day that she left me.

And I still love her.

I put some perfume on the photo.

Her perfume.

But it's not the same.

You know?

Her perfume on her skin.

And I really miss it.

Her smell in the morning.

She's really beautiful.

Why did she leave you?

Too complicated.

Other mans...

-other womans. -Yeah.

Whore.

I think maybe you should forgive her.

And she would forgive you, too.

Maybe.

Stay steady.

I would go.

If it was up to me, I'd go.

Yeah, luckily, they invited me.

Anyone would go, it's a unique opportunity!

I know.

I know.

You have to accept this invitation.

The other things will follow.

The other things?

Guys, dressing room!

MUNICIPAL THEATER

-Come with me. -They want you!

-I won't go without you. -For God's sake!

I'm fine here.

There's something I didn't tell you.

You're here because I asked for you.

What's going on? Get on stage!

Get on stage!

I'd have a place without you.

A worse place.

But I would have one.

You always had.

I remember existing without you.

I remember I fell in love.

Deeply?

Deeply.

I'm in the place you created.

This obligation for me to leave...

is also a creation of yours.

I'm staying.

-I'll leave. -Then take me with you.

Where?

To the last place you owned.

That's when we met.

I'm still there today.

Then we'll restart from there.

What's the use

Of so wide a sky

Of so wide a sea

What's the use of the waves that break

In the breeze of the evening

What use is the evening

An useless landscape

It may be

You will never come

You will never come again

What's the use of the flowers that grow

Grow by the wayside

If I must make my way

If I must make my way

Alone

Without you

What's the use of the flowers that grow

Grow by the wayside

If I must make my way

Alone

Without you

Without you

So?

Aren't you going to apologize?

You never helped me with Clara!

It's all a lie.

These open arms of yours are a lie, too.

This city below is a lie!

Have you been down there?

You don't go down there, do you?

There's no love there. So you stay up here.

Police kill people,

rain floods the streets, people die.

Kids won't go to school.

But it's better to stay up here watching, right?

You know what? I'm leaving.

Wonderful city, my ass! Have a great Olympics.

This telephone is not working.

Uh...

Sorry, I don't...

I don't speak Portuguese.

I want to use thephone for two minutes. Just there.

This public telephone is not working.

I will tell you. My phone, this one is...

It's dead.

God! Can you please use another telephone?

This one is broken.

Nadine.

Thank God. Where did you disappear?

I was trying to call you...

There was a whole busload oftourists asking to take pictures with me.

Hello, man. -What's up, little man?

Can you please ask this crazywoman to use another telephone?

This one is broken.

Ah, it's broken.

Did you write this?

Yes, I did. I'll explain.

I'm waiting for a very important call.

-Really? -Yes.

What?

He was waiting for a very, very important call.

I'm waiting for a call from Jesus, okay?

From Jesus?

You mean Jesus?

From Jesus.

Jesus?

The baby, the Savior?

Yeah, Jesus. In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.

I left a message on his answering machine, I'm waiting for him to respond.

Where is Jesus's number?

I got it from my brother's pocket.

He's a friend of my brother.

It's none of your business.

Apparently, his brother and Jesus hang out.

Who told you it's Jesus?

Don't you believe me?

You're not gonna believe this.

Here, but be quick, I'm waiting for him to call.

It's an answering machine.

You're about to reach heaven...

Jesus cannot speak right now...

If you need a little something to reach paradise,

leave your name and number,

and Jesus will call you back.

Ask and you shall receive.

Sounds like a completely different Jesus.

Now you believe me?

-Sure. -Every time my brother goes there

and comes back home, he doesn't beat me.

How long...

How long are you going to wait?

Forever. I don't have a family waiting for me.

What?

I think his brother beats him.

And he says he doesn't have afamily waiting for him.

What's your name?

-João. -João?

Okay.

Listen, João, I want to take a picture of you.

What?

I want to take a picture.

Never mind, never mind. Just take a picture, like this way.

Good, good. Okay.

Say cheese.

Cheese.

She's cute, but she's crazy. Are you married?

Not in real life.

Okay. -Thank God.

Perfect.

Okay. João, thank you...

Thank you very much. Okay?

-Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. -Bye.

Good luck. Good luck. -See you. Let's go.

Good luck, João.

-Stay fine. -Bye.

Bye.

Annoying tourists.

Ow.

-Hello, Jesus? João?

Why did you take so long?

Sorry, I was busy.

Me, too, I was busy with two crazy tourists.

Can you do me a little favor?

Yes?

I want a football autographed by your father.

My father?

Yes, your father.

Isn't God your father?

Aren't you...

Aren't you Jesus Arantes do Nascimento, Pelé's son?

-Pelé? -Yes, Pelé. God.

He wants a football from Pelé.

The football player?

Jesus, are you nearby?

Sure, I'm everywhere.

You promise you'll do that for me?

I'll try.

You'll try? Put your mother on the phone, please.

-My mother? -Yes, the Virgin Mary.

My mother.

One moment.

Mommy...

"Yes, my son."

Say something.

Yes, my son.

Did you get my messages?

You don't give me what I ask for.

I prayed

and asked for a puppy, but you gave me a shirt instead.

Can you slow down?

Slowly, slowly.

Now I understand.

Jesus speaks Portuguese,

Mary speaks English.

That's why the world is such a mess. Crazy!

Mommy is sick.

Jesus, you promise you'll give me this ball?

Leave it to me.

Hey, Jesus,

I swear that if you do this,

I'll never bother you again.

Don't worry.

I'll give you my personal number.

Don't call the other one anymore.

I know you have a pen.

Of course, you know everything.

Tell me your number.

-Bye. -Eight,

zero,

two...

Uh-huh.

...zero,

zero,

two--

-So many numbers. -Two.

Uh-huh.

Okay.

Take care.

Jesus, one more thing.

You need some more Portuguese classes up there.

Yes, my son.

Bye, Jesus.

No one will ever believe you as Mother Mary.

Hey, Tony.

No. No, I haven't read the script yet.

Listen, I have a divine mission for you.

Hello.

-[João in Portuguese] Hello, Jesus? -João!

No, it's Pedro. I'd like to ask you for a favor.

I want a bicycle.

What are you looking at?

What you are doing here alone?

I was flying a kite, but it's ripped.

Can you hold this for me?

You can have it if you want.

No, you drooled all over it.

Here.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Beautiful

You seem even lovelier

As I wait for you

I feel so alone

My sorrow grows

It grows

Beautiful

As soon as I see you

The sorrow is gone

All I see is joy Run, go see the sky

You'll see the sun bring a

Good morning

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