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Dekus invites!!!..

Oh my god how are you.

Where is Dad?

Oh, he has a midnight meeting at Corporate.

Oh my god, I love what you've done with this place.

Welcome home.

sit down.

Thank you.

Will dad come to the wedding?

Of course, he wouldn't miss it for anything in the world.

I thought we'd celebrate.

Yes, let's do it.

Can you believe your brother got married almost a year ago to the day?

God, and now you're following in his footsteps.

Toast?

Please.

Thank you.

Please.

So, for my brother's matchmaker, if it wasn't for him, I would never have found love.

Ah, to Hunter and a happy marriage.

Happy birthday.

So, I just want to tell you that I think you and Nina are the cutest couple.

Oh, you two look so good together.

Thank you.

Oh my god but...

So she's not here, of course.

Hen party this weekend with the girls?

Actually, a few weeks ago we had a bachelor party together at an exotic club.

Wait a minute.

Joint stag and hen party?

Mm-hmm.

How unconventional.

Yes, it was Nina's idea.

It was funny.

uh huh.

So this club.

I've never heard of it.

Is this an exotic club?

Absolutely not.

It's just a regular dance club.

What?

It really sounds like an ordinary night.

Yes, it was a bit ordinary.

Although it was fun, you know.

The downside is that it is an 18+ club.

So no alcohol.

hmm...

Is it sparkling cider?

No, it's actually fake champagne.

This is Nina's favourite.

Yes.

It tastes almost like the real thing.

Yes, almost.

Yes.

You know, I didn't know Nina didn't drink. That's what it's like when we're together

But then her sister arranged something for her.

And she left for a while.

And I mean, it bothered her a lot.

But you know, she's been clean for eight months.

I mean, if she were here now, she could tell you down to the minute how long it took.

God, I had no idea.

I honestly don't think it was that bad.

Drinking on weekends? You know, a little.

I don't think there's anything wrong with having a few drinks when you're not working.

Yes, I mean, that sounds quite reasonable.

But honey, I have to ask you.

Do you feel cheated that you didn't get a bachelor party?

Do you feel cheated that you didn't get a bachelor party?

You know if I said it, you said it.

Well, remember last year when her then-fiancé had a problem with that?

For example, no stag party!!!.

Yeah, I remember.

This is not the way to start a marriage. It's like a dictatorship.

I mean, your father and I would never tell each other what to do.

Well, I mean, on the other hand, I've saved £5 since I stopped drinking alcohol.

So, I mean, yes, there are times when I want to hang out with my buddies and have a beer.

But coming home and the smell of alcohol on my breath is too daunting for me.

Wait, you don't have beer in the fridge? I'll go shoot myself.

Do it.

Oh my God. You're right.

There is nothing here.

NO.

Oh my God. I'm so sorry. Do you want to go to a restaurant or something?

Just because I don't drink doesn't mean you can't.

No no no no. All right. Wait a minute.

Oh, she was supposed to call.

Who?

This is your bachelor party surprise.

What bachelor party?

Well, I don't know. I thought you were having a bachelor party and I wanted you to go out with a bang.

Hurry up.

Come on... Okay.

What the hell is going on?

Hi, you must be Pinky. Please come in.

I don't do girls. My agency should have told you that.

All right.

What does she mean?

Pinky, this is my stepson Nick. Nick, this is Pinky, your private dancer.

I'm going upstairs to the bedroom. I'll unpack and leave you alone.

What the hell is going on?

Honey, relax. Have fun.

Hi.

Hi.

What we...

What now?

What?

So tell me, are you the type of guy who likes privacy in the bedroom or having fun on the couch?

What?

I'm warning you, I can be very vocal, and you wouldn't want Mom to hear me purr, would you?

Um, oh, oh, hey, you seem like a really nice girl, but I'm getting married.

I know, but the question is, will I make you addicted to my tight pink pussy so that you'll call me when your wife is away?

Oh, I see that lump. Little Nicky is happy to see me.

Hey, you know, I think it's a mistake.

You do not see? We're on the same page. I know we'll have fun.

Um, look, you seem like a really nice girl, and I don't want to

give you a bad impression, but I think my stepmom made a mistake.

Don't play hard to get, handsome. I haven't been fucked in a very long time and this bulge can make me cum fast.

Don't make me beg.

You're kidding me, right?

Listen, I'm so sorry. I can walk you if you need it.

You will not receive a refund. That's not how it works.

I mean, it's okay. Need help with your belongings? I can help.

Failure!

Oh Jesus!

Nick!

I thought you'd be with Pinky for the next two hours.

Are you covered?

No, not yet.

Okay, you can turn around. I'm covered.

Was this some kind of joke?

No, of course not.

You invited a bitch to try to seduce me, I'm getting married?

That's not what I was trying to do.

Are you trying to break up me and Nina?

Do not be funny. You know I love Nina.

Oh my god, neighbors.

Neighbors saw her come in.

You need to relax. I'm sure the neighbors don't care who comes and goes.

You're getting married this weekend.

Just a random girl comes to my house?

It's unbelievable.

Why do you want to do that?

Look, you need to lower your voice and take a deep breath.

you exaggerate.

Okay, she was supposed to call me at 6:00.

I was going to plan it so that you all had a good time

before you and the guys went to the bachelor party.

The agency just got lost.

What fucking bachelor party?

If I had one, I wouldn't want a fucking escort like that before the wedding.

about her.

What would you do if your dad hung around with prostitutes right before your wedding?

You know, he and my mom got divorced because of infidelity.

This is not the whole story.

Hey, I upset you, and I'm really sorry.

I wanted to give you one last life

lesson before we hand you over to Nina.

What the hell are you talking about, a life lesson?

What do you know about my parents' divorce?

God, I...

Want to go for a drink?

You have nothing to drink in this house.

And I need a double whiskey.

Just tell me. Tell me now.

All right.

Sometimes people think they're in a monogamous

relationship when they're actually both

does things outside of their marriage.

So what are you saying?

You and dad like some swingers or something?

No no no no.

However, we feel that our lives are enriched

by giving each other a free pass every year.

Free pass?

So what, like, once a year you find some random guy and dad too?

Mm-hmm. But we have rules.

We practice safe sex.

We don't tell each other about our experiences.

And we promised ourselves that we would only have sex with this person once.

It's true that your mom messed up.

She had sex with the same man many times, and then they just fell in love.

What? No no no.

NO.

Yes.

Baby, I'm sorry about the bitch. I speak honestly.

I saw her picture and thought she would be perfect for you.

All right? did she excite you?

What?

Yes but...

So you had sex with her?

NO? NO.

But you did.

Of course I do, but come on, Mom.

Let me know, you know, hey, we need you.

You know, something like that.

You're right. It was my mistake.

You're obviously completely devoted to Nina.

And you two will live a very happy, united life.

So you're seriously telling me that you're not jealous when dad is dating a new chick?

Oh no, I don't even think about it.

And honestly, whenever he's having a good time on his night, so am I.

Wow, that's just crazy.

Well, she's here now.

I thought he should be at work.

And that's why you're in sexy lingerie?

I was, but not this year.

This gentleman I spoke to on the app can't do it because of his wife.

Oh my God. This is crazy. This is so fucked up.

Honey, it's not fucked up.

There are many people who live in monogamy.

And I'm very, very sorry that I tried to open your mind to your big day.

Sorry.

You know, I just... I have a lot to think about.

Sure, okay. I'll keep unpacking.

Yes.

Come in.

Hi.

Hi honey. Lie down next to me.

Come here.

So maybe you're not that crazy.

But you're wrong about the kind of girls I like.

What do you mean?

Well, I like a mature woman with long, tanned legs, dark hair, and big blue eyes.

Stop...

Mom?

All right.

Can I kiss you? I mean, I don't want to cross any boundaries.

It's just, you know, it would be the best gift for me. I've been dreaming about it for a long time.

Excuse me, is this crossing the line?

I will go. Sorry.

It's not okay.

dream time.

I dreamed about you too.

So good.

Suck mommy's tits.

Here you go. This is it.

Yes, keep doing it.

You're such a good boy.

Just like that.

Yes.

This is really, really good.

Yes, it's perfect.

The language right there.

I like this.

There on my clitoris.

So good.

I like watching you.

How do you lick your clitoris.

Your tongue and your mouth.

Oh my god, so beautiful.

It's beautiful to look at your lips.

So good.

Yes.

This is really good, honey.

Someone is trying to make mom orgasm.

Yes, this is it.

fuck me.

It has to happen

Yes, this is it.

I didn't know it was going to happen.

Oh my god, you're so rude.

You keep doing it.

Yes...

Oh fuck.

I need more of this.

Oh my god, this is so good.

Oh, it's so hot.

Oh yes, yes, yes.

Give me your tongue.

I need to lay down.

All right.

This is it.

Oh fuck.

you were wonderful.

I want your seed.

Will you give your mother your semen?

Oh fuck.

Whore.

What have you done?

You made a mess of your mom.

I don't know.

So?

I want, yet, just put it in.

Then fill me up.

Ah.

Ah.

So are you serious about a pass?

Once a year?

Mmm, well, I guess that's acceptable since you're my stepson.

I mean, yes, I swear I won't say anything.

Yes, I need to see you again.

Even if it takes another year, I have to.

Hey, I love you.

I love you too.

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