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Are you going to finish too?
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I need to go so I can get back to work.
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Previously on Now Apocalypse:
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I get it. She's doing top-secret
government work and shit.
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That Barnabas dude seems ultra sketch.
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I can't believe you
read my script already.
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I hope you're ready for it.
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You have a very bright
future ahead of you.
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This is Mitchell Kent. He's
one of the leading experts
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of extraterrestrial
life-forms in the country.
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That's a good one! Mitchell Kent
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really knows what he's talking about.
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Barnabas just invited us to this
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huge, kick-ass party in Palm Springs!
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Oh my God, last time I
was in Palm Springs
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was the year that giant
sandstorm ate Coachella.
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You went to Coachella?
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I've been dying to go. I've never been.
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Me either.
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We should all go next year.
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- When is it?
- April, right after tax day.
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I don't know though,
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I... I really don't understand the
whole hub-bub about Coachella.
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I mean, it's just legions
of sweaty, druggo hippies
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wearing tiny backpacks
marching around a dustbowl.
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It is hot as Satan's fucking taint.
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Oh, and did I mention the sandstorm?
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Yeah, and, like, 200
awesome bands playing.
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Yeah, uh, all at the
exact same fucking time!
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Sounds fucking amazing.
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Oh, and you have to wait
like an hour in line
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to pee in an Andy Gump that smells like
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500 people have taken a shit in it.
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'Cause they have.
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Dude, we should totally go.
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I wish. Tickets are like a 1000 bucks.
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Well, maybe after Meet Your Makerhappens
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and I get a nice fat check.
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Uh, I did go with these
two girls dressed as
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slutty Pocahontases, though,
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so that might have ruined my experience.
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I don't know, all I remember
is, the whole time,
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they were arguing whether it's
pronounced "Haim" or "Haiym".
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Ooh that, and I had the most
delicious banana pancakes
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of all time at Denny's at 2:00 a.m.
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What do you think, babe?
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You wanna try to do Coachella next year?
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Yeah, you wanna go to Coachella?
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What is a "Coachella"?
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Co... Coachell...
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Coachella, it's this like
massive music festival
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with like 100,000 people
dancing in the desert.
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That sounds terrible.
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Why on earth would I wanna
go to something like that?
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Holy shit!
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Oh my God.
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Shit, dude, you gotta check out
this swanktastic bathroom!
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How, how much do you think a
place like this cost a night?
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Uh, more than plebeians like
us can afford that's for sure.
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And that Barnabas dude
just lets Ford stay here
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- for free and bring us along?
- Isn't he sucking his dick?
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No! That's what's so suspicious
about the whole thing.
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Well, I don't know.
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Maybe Barnabas just...
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really believes in Ford's
screenwriting talent.
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Oh God, I'm sorry! That was mean.
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I didn't mean it.
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This bed, though, is amazing.
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I just feel so bad for Ford.
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Not to mention, Severine is giving
him the royal bitch treatment.
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Yeah, I know! What is her problem?
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Literally, her personality
is like nail polish remover.
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She's stressed about work, I guess?
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Ford said she wasn't even gonna come,
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he had to guilt-trip her into it.
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Well, she is French and
drop dead gorgeous so,
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c'est la vie!
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We have guests.
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It's open!
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Hi, guys.
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Hey, buddy!
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Oh, man, this room is
so fucking sweet, man!
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Tha-thank you for bringing us along.
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Ah, no prob.
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So, uh, me and Severine are
gonna go grab some lunch.
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Oh! Okay, okay.
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Uh, where is she?
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She's waiting in the car.
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Huh. Uh-huh.
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I think we're... we're just
gonna maybe hang out here,
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maybe, uh, hit the pool.
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Cool.
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Ah...
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We'll see you in a bit then.
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Sounds great.
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'Kay.
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Lates.
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You know what I think Ford's problem is?
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- Hmm?
- He's, like, too nice.
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It's kind of weird.
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Yeah, he's one of those people who asks,
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"How are you?" And he actually means it.
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That's so creepy.
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Hey, pass me the sunscreen.
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Thank you.
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Oh my God, okay, I seriously
feel like my whole life
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is turning into one giant
ingrown hair at this point.
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I want to kill myself.
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Oh.
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Hm? What?
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Boner alert twelve o'clock.
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Wait, did... Did he just wink at us?
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Nah, I think he just had
some water in his eye.
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No, I think he's uh, checking us out.
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I wonder uh, which one of us he's into.
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Maybe he's a polyamorous flexisexual
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who wants to recruit us both
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for some sort of culty cuddle party.
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Okay, honestly, I just prefer
when everyone was straight.
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It made sex so much less confusing.
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When was that?
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Oh my God, I think
he's coming over here.
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No... Shut up.
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He's literally coming over here.
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Hey there.
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Hey.
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You guys enjoying the pool?
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Totally. It's a great view.
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My impulse was to try to be aloof,
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to preserve a dynamic of
excitement and nerves.
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But I figured just saying
hello would be easier.
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Bummer!
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'Cause I only like guys who utilize
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manipulative dating strategies.
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Well, I'm all out of luck then.
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I'm Leif, by the way.
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Carly.
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Nice to meet you, Carly.
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Likewise.
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Well, I gotta get going, my,
my friends are waiting.
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But it was nice to meet you guys.
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Really nice to meet you too.
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What the fuck was that?
A drive-by seduction?
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I feel like I just watched
him impregnate you
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with his eyes.
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Wait, am I in love with him?
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I'm in love with him for you.
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But how could he just leave like that,
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after everything that
we've been through?
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Maybe he saw your ingrown
hair and was grossed out.
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Okay, honestly, really
sensitive subject for me.
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Can you not joke about it?
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Do you want anything else?
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No, thank you.
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Ooh, how about some dessert?
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I'm quite full.
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You go ahead if you want.
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Why didn't I get his number?
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Fuck, I'm so lame!
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He was fine, just saying.
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Do you think he had CP?
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- Huh?
- Cerebral palsy.
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Umm... maybe. Something
was definitely up.
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Did I ever tell you I once
dated a disabled guy?
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Jethro.
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Ha ha, no.
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This guy in college, he had CP.
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He was a meme poet.
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A what?
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I know, but the sex was
so hot, oh my God.
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Well, what happens in PS...
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I don't know.
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It's probably for the best
that nothing happened.
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Like, Jethro is super fucking annoying
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and I do wanna strangle
him half the time,
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but after our big
breakthrough the other night,
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I don't know,
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I guess I feel more connected to him.
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What?
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Oh, hell fucking no.
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That's the Mitchell Kent guy
that I was telling you about.
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And it's at a bookstore
here in PS, this weekend!
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That's... that's fate!
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Nah, fate is telling me
to go back to the Jacobs
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and hit the spa.
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Oh no no, please please please
please please please please
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- please please please please...
- No, one bajillion percent
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not going to this shit, okay?
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Don't even try to convince
me. I will not be there.
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I am absolutely not going to this, okay?
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I hate you.
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It'll just take two minutes, I swear.
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Oh my God.
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It's like a club for nerds too
tragic to get into Ren Fair.
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Hey, hey, come on, come on.
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Next.
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Hi.
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Can I help you?
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Uh, yeah um, I'm Ulysses,
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and uh, I just have a, a few
re-really important questions
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that I wanted to ask you.
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Are you gonna buy a book?
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Huh?
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Oh, I already have one, at home.
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I, I, I di... I didn't bring it.
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Get lost.
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- What?
- Buy a fucking book or get lost!
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Hey, come on.
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Dude, are you brain damaged?
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Get the fuck out of here before
I punch you in the face!
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So, any of the rest of you losers
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gonna buy a goddamn book or what?
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Hey, I know you!
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How's it going, man?
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Whoa!
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Everyone here looks like a movie star.
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Or Rupert Murdoch.
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Or one of Rupe's hooker ex-wives
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who spent her all her money
on uh, bad plastic surgery.
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Hey uh, are you... Are you good?
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Yeah, yeah, I just
wanna get my drink on.
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I guess aliens really are
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for the tinfoil hat crowd after all.
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Obvidently.
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Ford!
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Holy shit! Barnabas!
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My man!
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So glad you made it!
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How's the Jacobs?
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Oh my God, dude, it's fucking bomb!
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Thank you so much for hooking us up.
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No problem at all!
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Uh, so, this must be...
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D'oh, ah, sorry.
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Uh, yeah, this is my roommate
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and most amazing bud in
the whole world, Ulysses,
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his BFF, Carly,
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and this...
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is the one and only,
the love of my life,
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Severine.
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Fantastic to finally meet you.
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You are even more
breathtakingly beautiful
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than I ever imagined.
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Thanks.
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You are one very lucky guy, Ford.
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Oh, I know, dude.
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Well, you know, you all
look incredibly stunning.
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Go on, enjoy the festivities.
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A night of magic and
adventure awaits you!
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Thanks, man, you're the best!
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Yeah!
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Rad!
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Dude, is this the life or what?
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Uh, yeah. So, that's Barnabas?
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Yeah, isn't he rad?
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Yeah, he's just uh, not like I pictured.
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I know!
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Dude's tall, right?
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Oh my God, dudes. Score!
261
00:12:04,283 --> 00:12:05,566
Perfect.
262
00:12:05,567 --> 00:12:06,655
It's fate.
263
00:12:06,656 --> 00:12:07,890
Sweet!
264
00:12:07,891 --> 00:12:11,573
Uh, so Uly and me will
grab the first round.
265
00:12:11,574 --> 00:12:13,843
What would you lovely
ladies like to drink?
266
00:12:13,844 --> 00:12:15,011
Vodka soda.
267
00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:18,470
Two vodka sodas, coming right up!
268
00:12:19,582 --> 00:12:20,910
We'll be right back.
269
00:12:29,018 --> 00:12:32,739
So, this seems like a fun party, right?
270
00:12:33,459 --> 00:12:34,886
I despise parties.
271
00:12:37,752 --> 00:12:40,742
Uh, so uh... how are you and Ford?
272
00:12:41,655 --> 00:12:44,400
He's throwing a tantrum because
I didn't want to come here.
273
00:12:44,401 --> 00:12:47,086
So, why did you?
274
00:12:47,087 --> 00:12:48,566
He begged.
275
00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:49,899
Naked.
276
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,390
Please come to Palm Springs.
277
00:12:51,391 --> 00:12:53,484
Please, please, please, please! Please!
278
00:12:53,485 --> 00:12:56,008
Please! Please!
279
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,445
Unfortunately, my will grows weak
280
00:12:58,446 --> 00:13:00,281
in the presence of beauty.
281
00:13:00,282 --> 00:13:01,775
Well, whose doesn't?
282
00:13:06,890 --> 00:13:11,002
So uh, Uly told me you guys are
trying out an open relationship?
283
00:13:11,003 --> 00:13:12,798
We were, but we...
284
00:13:13,549 --> 00:13:17,643
recently took an unfortunate
detour toward conventionality.
285
00:13:18,299 --> 00:13:20,932
I seem to have difficulty
with boundaries.
286
00:13:22,493 --> 00:13:23,826
Been there.
287
00:13:24,342 --> 00:13:26,640
What about you? Do you have a boyfriend?
288
00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:29,360
I do.
289
00:13:29,361 --> 00:13:30,627
Yup.
290
00:13:30,628 --> 00:13:32,538
And do you ever get into arguments?
291
00:13:32,539 --> 00:13:36,320
Uh, only uh, when we're
in the same room.
292
00:13:37,144 --> 00:13:40,057
Or uh, um, talking on the phone or...
293
00:13:41,491 --> 00:13:43,142
Texting.
294
00:13:43,143 --> 00:13:44,317
Perhaps we should speak about something
295
00:13:44,318 --> 00:13:45,467
other than men.
296
00:13:45,468 --> 00:13:47,114
Yeah, totally.
297
00:13:47,115 --> 00:13:49,584
I think right now we are
completely flunking
298
00:13:49,585 --> 00:13:50,972
the Bechdel test.
299
00:13:51,826 --> 00:13:53,013
What's that?
300
00:13:53,014 --> 00:13:56,591
Oh, passing the Bechdel test
requires two women to have
301
00:13:56,592 --> 00:14:00,159
a conversation about
something besides a man.
302
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,561
Well, that shouldn't be difficult.
303
00:14:02,562 --> 00:14:05,543
Cock is certainly not the
only thing I'm interested in.
304
00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:06,754
Same here.
305
00:14:25,589 --> 00:14:28,274
So, so... wait, so is
everything all right?
306
00:14:28,275 --> 00:14:29,754
With you and Sev, I mean?
307
00:14:29,755 --> 00:14:32,278
Ah, totally, bro. I mean, look around.
308
00:14:32,279 --> 00:14:34,716
This is like we're in paradise, right?
309
00:14:34,717 --> 00:14:36,500
Okay, I'm just, ya know,
I'm just checking.
310
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:40,440
I'm good, dude. I am.
311
00:14:42,113 --> 00:14:43,246
Okay.
312
00:14:46,403 --> 00:14:48,403
Thank you.
313
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:53,214
Hey, Babe, uh, do you have
to be working right now?
314
00:14:53,215 --> 00:14:55,568
As a matter of fact, I do.
315
00:14:55,569 --> 00:14:58,983
There's been a development at the lab
316
00:14:58,984 --> 00:15:01,133
which I need to manage without delay.
317
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,209
We're at a party.
318
00:15:05,247 --> 00:15:09,359
I'm sorry, Ford, but my entire
life doesn't suddenly stop
319
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,656
because I'm within 50 feet of a DJ.
320
00:15:12,596 --> 00:15:16,627
You know, I feel like
judging random strangers.
321
00:15:16,628 --> 00:15:18,075
I'm gonna do a lap.
322
00:15:18,076 --> 00:15:19,456
I'll come with you.
323
00:15:19,457 --> 00:15:20,654
Okay, let's go. Let's go.
324
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,483
She is French and gorgeous.
325
00:15:27,264 --> 00:15:28,813
What's that mean?
326
00:15:28,814 --> 00:15:31,903
What, does that statement
really need an explanation?
327
00:15:33,493 --> 00:15:34,669
Oh, merde.
328
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,701
It's fate.
329
00:15:39,434 --> 00:15:41,240
- Hey.
- Hey.
330
00:15:45,579 --> 00:15:47,527
I'm gonna go orbit.
331
00:15:47,528 --> 00:15:48,551
Okay, bye.
332
00:15:50,763 --> 00:15:53,810
Sev, come on, where are you going?
333
00:15:54,449 --> 00:15:56,610
I told you I have to get back to LA.
334
00:15:56,939 --> 00:15:58,148
But it's like...
335
00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:01,150
Really far away!
336
00:16:01,151 --> 00:16:02,325
I called a Lyft.
337
00:16:02,326 --> 00:16:04,457
- What? Sev...
- I told you.
338
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,222
I could only come if I was
finished with my work.
339
00:16:06,223 --> 00:16:08,113
And Lars and Klaus just
informed me of a matter
340
00:16:08,114 --> 00:16:10,123
which requires my urgent attention.
341
00:16:10,124 --> 00:16:12,204
- Can it wait till Monday?
- No, it can't.
342
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,771
Sev, I thought this weekend
343
00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:15,125
was gonna be our special getaway.
344
00:16:15,126 --> 00:16:17,821
I know. It was and I'm sorry.
345
00:16:17,822 --> 00:16:19,828
It's not my intent to
spoil your time here.
346
00:16:19,829 --> 00:16:22,649
So, please, go ahead and
enjoy yourself without me.
347
00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:24,911
Sev, c... Sev, wait!
348
00:16:27,408 --> 00:16:28,504
Ford!
349
00:16:33,151 --> 00:16:34,653
Are you all right?
350
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:36,606
Yeah.
351
00:16:40,865 --> 00:16:43,627
So what made you wanna be an actress?
352
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,672
Well, when I was younger
353
00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:47,674
I used to put on all these plays,
354
00:16:47,675 --> 00:16:50,634
and I found that I really
enjoyed pretending
355
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:51,853
to be other people.
356
00:16:51,854 --> 00:16:53,593
So, I thought
357
00:16:53,594 --> 00:16:55,726
being an actor
358
00:16:55,727 --> 00:16:58,533
would mean never having to
outgrow playing pretend.
359
00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:02,994
Turns out, it's actually
more like being a whore,
360
00:17:02,995 --> 00:17:04,387
except you don't get paid.
361
00:17:04,388 --> 00:17:06,152
Whoa, oh, okay.
362
00:17:06,153 --> 00:17:09,392
I'm... I'm sorry, I don't mean
to be all bitter party of one.
363
00:17:09,393 --> 00:17:11,294
What about you? What do you do?
364
00:17:11,747 --> 00:17:16,523
I mainly make large-scale
ceramic sculptures.
365
00:17:16,524 --> 00:17:19,315
Some people may call them plant pots
366
00:17:19,316 --> 00:17:22,535
but I... I believe differently.
367
00:17:22,536 --> 00:17:25,866
That's actually one
of mine, right there.
368
00:17:26,649 --> 00:17:28,172
Oh, it's...
369
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:31,806
- That's beautiful.
- My sculpture, or the Speedo guy?
370
00:17:31,807 --> 00:17:34,896
Your sculpture.
371
00:17:34,897 --> 00:17:37,812
Yeah. I'm... I'm really impressed.
372
00:17:37,813 --> 00:17:42,033
All the "artists" I know just uh
take naked Instagram selfies.
373
00:17:43,079 --> 00:17:44,644
It's...
374
00:17:44,645 --> 00:17:45,950
It's getting a little hectic in here.
375
00:17:45,951 --> 00:17:48,410
You... you maybe wanna go for a walk?
376
00:17:49,107 --> 00:17:50,107
Sure.
377
00:17:57,419 --> 00:17:58,594
Hey there.
378
00:18:00,683 --> 00:18:01,860
Hey.
379
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:03,991
Wanna have a threeway?
380
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,535
I'm gonna have to pass.
381
00:18:10,411 --> 00:18:11,797
Thank you, though.
382
00:18:13,036 --> 00:18:14,226
Too bad.
383
00:18:22,222 --> 00:18:24,641
- You want another?
- Hm?
384
00:18:24,642 --> 00:18:27,853
- Drink?
- Oh, uh, okay.
385
00:18:28,385 --> 00:18:29,597
What're you having?
386
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,173
It's a vodka soda.
387
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,545
Okay, coming right up.
388
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,892
So, is that why you're here tonight?
389
00:18:42,893 --> 00:18:45,749
'Cause Thor collects your work?
390
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:49,753
Yeah, him and a bunch of
other Hollywood overlords.
391
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,843
I wonder sometimes whether
they're only into my work
392
00:18:52,844 --> 00:18:57,653
because it looks cool to buy
art made by the "special" guy.
393
00:18:58,089 --> 00:19:00,982
I don't know, I say run with it.
394
00:19:00,983 --> 00:19:03,729
It's better to be fetishized
than poor, right?
395
00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:05,987
Aren't you the little capitalist.
396
00:19:07,011 --> 00:19:09,136
I guess we're all whores in the end.
397
00:19:10,145 --> 00:19:12,723
I've always thought
being an artist sounds
398
00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:14,416
super intimidating.
399
00:19:15,025 --> 00:19:20,026
It just takes so much confidence
to create something that's
400
00:19:21,106 --> 00:19:22,441
ultimately...
401
00:19:23,049 --> 00:19:24,432
nonessential.
402
00:19:24,433 --> 00:19:27,134
So you think art is nonessential?
403
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,973
No, I mean, like I...
404
00:19:30,974 --> 00:19:32,950
I don't think something has to be
405
00:19:33,822 --> 00:19:36,612
essential to be worthwhile.
406
00:19:36,613 --> 00:19:38,827
Well, I think art,
407
00:19:39,872 --> 00:19:44,329
at its best, aims to be a
transcendent experience.
408
00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:47,639
It has the potential
to be life changing.
409
00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:49,823
Sorta like sex.
410
00:19:49,824 --> 00:19:54,338
I'm sorry, am I being
embarrassingly sincere?
411
00:19:55,785 --> 00:19:59,027
Uh, you wouldn't know it by my outfit,
412
00:19:59,028 --> 00:20:03,639
but I have a surprisingly
high tolerance for sincerity.
413
00:20:07,149 --> 00:20:08,420
Hey.
414
00:20:09,421 --> 00:20:10,421
Hey.
415
00:20:15,912 --> 00:20:20,199
Maybe this isn't the
best place to hang out.
416
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,086
- Yeah.
- Come with me.
417
00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:25,125
Look I know how important
Sev's work is to her.
418
00:20:26,068 --> 00:20:27,134
It's just...
419
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,790
It's just hard,
420
00:20:31,687 --> 00:20:33,003
you know,
421
00:20:33,004 --> 00:20:35,337
when I feel like my needs don't matter.
422
00:20:35,338 --> 00:20:37,187
I'm sorry, Ford, it sounds terrible.
423
00:20:37,188 --> 00:20:39,545
Like, I just want
acknowledgement sometimes.
424
00:20:39,546 --> 00:20:43,086
Why do I always feel like a second-class
citizen in this relationship?
425
00:20:43,087 --> 00:20:44,791
Why am I treated like an afterthought?
426
00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:46,063
I know, Ford.
427
00:20:46,064 --> 00:20:48,437
- You deserve better.
- I do!
428
00:20:49,383 --> 00:20:53,215
It's not right I tell you.
It's not fucking right!
429
00:20:56,896 --> 00:20:58,008
Are you okay?
430
00:20:58,009 --> 00:20:59,274
Uh...
431
00:20:59,275 --> 00:21:00,405
Ford?
432
00:21:00,406 --> 00:21:01,633
Uh huh.
433
00:21:02,153 --> 00:21:03,386
I, um...
434
00:21:04,150 --> 00:21:06,331
I th... I think maybe I
need to lie down for a bit.
435
00:21:10,656 --> 00:21:11,776
Thanks.
436
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:13,441
Sure.
437
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,386
My name's Aja by the way.
438
00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:18,253
Like the continent.
439
00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:19,777
With a J.
440
00:21:20,205 --> 00:21:22,711
My mom was super into Steely Dan.
441
00:21:25,288 --> 00:21:26,356
Never mind.
442
00:21:26,357 --> 00:21:28,867
No, I, I, I, I know who Steely Dan is.
443
00:21:28,868 --> 00:21:30,392
I'm not a philistine.
444
00:21:30,393 --> 00:21:31,707
Oh, you do?
445
00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:33,591
Okay.
446
00:21:37,988 --> 00:21:40,552
So, uh, shouldn't you be working?
447
00:21:41,192 --> 00:21:43,017
Oh, I'm on a break soon.
448
00:21:43,018 --> 00:21:44,792
Plus, fuck this job.
449
00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:47,670
The only reason I'm here
is because my ex works
450
00:21:47,671 --> 00:21:50,368
for the catering company
and they needed servers
451
00:21:50,369 --> 00:21:53,436
who were hot and willing to
wear these slutty outfits.
452
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,177
That, and I'm rolling.
453
00:21:57,094 --> 00:21:59,056
Uh, are you from around here?
454
00:21:59,755 --> 00:22:02,641
Sadly, but not for
long if I can help it.
455
00:22:02,642 --> 00:22:03,914
You?
456
00:22:03,915 --> 00:22:05,580
Uh, LA.
457
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:07,687
Figures.
458
00:22:08,975 --> 00:22:10,654
Why?
459
00:22:10,655 --> 00:22:12,922
Guys I wanna fuck are always from LA.
460
00:22:14,107 --> 00:22:17,352
Huh. Well...
461
00:22:17,819 --> 00:22:20,986
Uh, I guess that's flattering,
but I'm uh, pretty much gay.
462
00:22:20,987 --> 00:22:22,349
No kidding.
463
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:25,248
What do you mean?
464
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:28,102
I don't wanna crush your male ego,
465
00:22:28,103 --> 00:22:30,302
but I knew you were gay
the minute I saw you.
466
00:22:30,955 --> 00:22:32,808
What? Really?
467
00:22:36,557 --> 00:22:39,517
But your dick's not so gay
at the moment, now is it?
468
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:45,419
You're s......seems kinda...
469
00:22:47,057 --> 00:22:50,824
Gay dudes are always super
into me for some reason.
470
00:22:55,492 --> 00:22:57,021
I can't imagine why.
471
00:23:14,214 --> 00:23:16,541
You're so pretty.
472
00:23:16,542 --> 00:23:18,108
God, you're so fucking pretty.
473
00:23:21,895 --> 00:23:23,940
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
474
00:23:23,941 --> 00:23:24,984
What? Something wrong?
475
00:23:24,985 --> 00:23:26,835
No, I just um...
476
00:23:28,434 --> 00:23:30,646
I, I, I don't-I don't know
if this is a good idea.
477
00:23:30,647 --> 00:23:32,514
If... if this is a consent issue,
478
00:23:32,515 --> 00:23:34,472
I, I can sign something if you want.
479
00:23:34,473 --> 00:23:37,301
No, it's um... look I...
480
00:23:37,302 --> 00:23:40,174
I am having so much fun with you,
481
00:23:40,175 --> 00:23:43,980
and you're so amazing, but um...
482
00:23:46,130 --> 00:23:47,573
I have a boyfriend.
483
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,053
Oh, okay.
484
00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:52,403
I'm sorry, I should've
said something sooner.
485
00:23:52,404 --> 00:23:56,059
If you have a boyfriend,
then why are we here?
486
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,759
I know, fuck. Look, I'm
sorry, it's just...
487
00:23:59,629 --> 00:24:02,500
I'm an idiot and I, I genuinely felt
488
00:24:02,501 --> 00:24:05,721
this connection with you and
you're just so fucking hot.
489
00:24:05,722 --> 00:24:08,123
God, I'm sorry. Do you hate me?
490
00:24:10,727 --> 00:24:12,142
Hey.
491
00:24:13,861 --> 00:24:15,493
It's okay.
492
00:24:19,562 --> 00:24:21,519
You just relax now.
493
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:22,840
Thanks, dude.
494
00:24:23,697 --> 00:24:25,198
You're the best, I mean it.
495
00:24:26,559 --> 00:24:27,786
Whose bed is this?
496
00:24:27,787 --> 00:24:29,397
It's mine.
497
00:24:29,398 --> 00:24:31,529
Well, for the weekend at least.
498
00:24:31,530 --> 00:24:34,183
Oh! Oh, okay.
499
00:24:35,643 --> 00:24:36,946
Cool.
500
00:25:18,246 --> 00:25:19,703
Shit.
501
00:25:20,145 --> 00:25:22,102
That was fucking intense.
502
00:25:23,692 --> 00:25:24,849
Yeah.
503
00:25:27,372 --> 00:25:29,766
Well, thanks.
504
00:25:32,918 --> 00:25:35,439
So, what? You're just gonna
go back to work now?
505
00:25:36,204 --> 00:25:39,031
I guess. Unless they fired me already.
506
00:25:40,686 --> 00:25:42,667
Why, do you wanna cuddle or something?
507
00:25:43,276 --> 00:25:44,495
No.
508
00:25:45,475 --> 00:25:48,040
Well it was cool of you to go
down on me and everything.
509
00:25:48,041 --> 00:25:50,434
Most gay guys don't.
510
00:25:50,435 --> 00:25:54,046
So, you've uh, been with a
lot of gay dudes, or...
511
00:25:54,047 --> 00:25:57,458
Well, like I said, the
gays really like me.
512
00:25:57,459 --> 00:26:00,440
But for most of them,
seeing a vag up close
513
00:26:00,441 --> 00:26:02,490
leaves them deeply traumatized.
514
00:26:03,141 --> 00:26:06,276
Yeah, I feel kind of into it.
515
00:26:06,277 --> 00:26:09,061
I think I get off on the
power of being in control
516
00:26:09,062 --> 00:26:11,070
of another person's pleasure.
517
00:26:12,177 --> 00:26:13,613
That's kinda hot.
518
00:26:19,943 --> 00:26:21,438
Okay, ready?
519
00:26:21,439 --> 00:26:22,597
Huh?
520
00:26:22,598 --> 00:26:23,598
Come on, old man, let's go!
521
00:26:25,688 --> 00:26:26,688
Oops.
522
00:26:26,689 --> 00:26:27,819
Fuck.
523
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:30,280
Sorry.
524
00:26:33,517 --> 00:26:36,062
Aja, Aja, Aja, Aja, stop!
525
00:26:38,135 --> 00:26:39,875
Oh my God! Stop it!
526
00:26:39,876 --> 00:26:42,094
Aja, Aja!
527
00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:48,326
What's going on here?
528
00:26:48,327 --> 00:26:50,973
Ulysses, I was just gonna come find you.
529
00:26:50,974 --> 00:26:53,584
Looks like our friend Ford had
a little too much to drink.
530
00:26:53,585 --> 00:26:56,315
Get away from him. Get out! Leave now!
531
00:26:56,316 --> 00:26:58,785
- All right, all right.
- Go, I'll take it from here.
532
00:26:58,786 --> 00:27:00,273
Oh, okay.
533
00:27:02,268 --> 00:27:05,013
- Hey!
- Is everything okay?
534
00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:08,980
Um, I... I'm not sure. Hey, buddy.
535
00:27:09,645 --> 00:27:10,957
Okay.
536
00:27:10,958 --> 00:27:12,342
- Bud, are you...
- See ya'.
537
00:27:12,343 --> 00:27:14,280
Okay? Are you okay?
538
00:27:16,413 --> 00:27:18,217
Dude, where are we going?
539
00:27:18,218 --> 00:27:19,505
We're leaving.
540
00:27:19,506 --> 00:27:22,221
- What, already?
- Yeah, the party is over.
541
00:27:22,222 --> 00:27:23,562
You suck.
542
00:27:23,563 --> 00:27:26,989
Just... just uh, just stay
here, I'm gonna go find Carly.
543
00:27:26,990 --> 00:27:28,097
Who's Carly?
544
00:27:28,098 --> 00:27:30,447
Just stay here. Don't move.
545
00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:31,954
- All right.
- You're... do you understand me?
546
00:27:31,955 --> 00:27:34,048
- Do not move.
- Oh, okay, bossy.
547
00:27:40,606 --> 00:27:41,606
Hey.
548
00:28:00,892 --> 00:28:01,892
Oh, Jesus.
549
00:28:01,893 --> 00:28:06,222
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