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NARRATOR:
Previously onNow Apocalypse:
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She's doing top-secret
government work and shit.
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From the moment me and Gabriel
met there was this supernatural
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connection between us,
and then he disappears.
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My ex Mustafa is in town.
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SEVERINE: I'm so relieved
we are no longer
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-burdened with fear
and possessiveness.
-[ sobbing ]
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It's just like we're
teetering on the brink
of total annihilation.
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I'm been camming
online for money.
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-Ahh!-Oh, fuck!
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I'm going to be
reading with you,
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so do you have any questions
before we get started?
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Nope, I uh,
I don't think so.
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Great.
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Cassie, if you don't watch
out, you're gonna get hurt.
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Bad, bad, real bad.
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Look, I don't care.
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I don't care what happens to me.
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Okay, I'm gonna stop
you right there, okay?
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Oh, uh, I'm sorry,
did I do something?
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No, actually you
didn't do anything.
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It was just so "natural" that
it was putting me to sleep.
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Okay, so let's try it again
and actually try acting.
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-Okay.-And from the top, okay.
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Cassie, if you don't watch out,
you're gonna get hurt,
bad, bad, real bad.
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Look, I don't care!
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Okay, I don't care
what happens to me!
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I'm sorry, are you
joking right now?
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That was insane,
way too much.
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-Way too big, okay,
let's do it again.-Oh, sorry, yeah.
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-No, no, don't be sorry.-[ chuckles nervously ]
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-Maybe split the difference. -Split the difference.
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Find humanity
somewhere in between.
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-Yeah, okay.-Between like nothing
and clown.
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-Yes.
-Okay, great.
[ clears throat ]
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Cassie, if you don't watch out,
you're gonna get hurt,
bad, bad, real bad.
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Look, I don't care.
All right, I don't care
what happens to me.
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I don't really care what
happens to you either.
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Cassie, if you don't watch out,
you're gonna get hurt,
bad, bad, real bad.
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I don't care.
[ voice trembles ]
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I don't care what happens
to me, I jus--
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Look, you only go around
once in life and--
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How about this? Stand up.
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Stand up, can you do that?
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I don't care.
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Look, I don't care
what happens to me!
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Cassie, if you don't watch out,
you're gonna get hurt,
bad, bad, bad, real bad.
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I don't care what
happens to me.
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Look, I just... fuck,
what are my lines?
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-You only go around
once in life,[ mouthing quietly ]
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And my motto is-
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and my motto is that you
just gotta go for it.
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That was great,
thank you so much.
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We'll call you.
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♪ This is what you get
when you mess with love ♪
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♪ This is what you get
when you mess with... ♪
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♪ Love
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[ grunting ]
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[ moaning ]
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[ grunting ]
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[ crying ]
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[ grunting ]
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[ moaning ]
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[ grunting ]
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CARLY: Dude, I'm fucking
quitting acting.
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What are you talking about?
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That guy just sounds
like an asshole
on his man period.
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And I'm sick of being at
the mercy of assholes.
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It's like I'm the
dom, not the sub.
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This whole masochism shit
is not on brand for me.
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Sorry.
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What ever happened
to that web series
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that you were writing?
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It's almost done,
but so what?
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Finish it, and I'll
help you film it.
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I took a production
class in college.
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I got a C, but...
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So what, you're gonna
shoot it on your iPhone
or something?
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Yeah. Come on, come on,
it'll be fun.
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Mmm, famous last words.
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I don't know, I mean
it would give me
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something to focus on besides
my non-existent career.
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And trolling Craigslist
for a new roommate.
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How's that going by the way?
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It is like extras casting
for a David Lynch movie.
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[ chuckles ]
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[ panting and gasping ]
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CARLY:
Dude, that is so beyond
the valley of fucked up.
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I know, and I'm pathetic
enough to text back
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at 3 am saying yes,
I'll fucking meet you
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in the middle of
the fucking night.
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And so I'm sitting
there, like a dotard,
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waiting for him to
message me where to go,
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and the maniac never
texts back.
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So then what?
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I fucking fell asleep.
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And then when I woke
up in the morning,
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the entire message
chain was gone.
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Like it never happened, like
I dreamt the whole thing.
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Did you?
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Did I what?
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Dream the whole thing?
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No. I don't think so.
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Whatever, the, the take
away from all of this,
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is that Gabriel's hotness
does not outweigh his
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pathological flakiness. Right?
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Hmm? Yeah, yeah, of course.
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Hello Lars, I'm
running a little late.
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Follow protocol
and don't take any
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bio-genetic samples
until I arrive on site.
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See you soon.
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[ tense music ]
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♪
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♪
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[ tires screeching ]
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Hello?
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Is anyone there?
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Hello?
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[ knocking ]
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[ knocking repeats ]
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[ mouthing ]
Who are you?
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Oh, hi.
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Sorry, the uh, the doorbell.
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Yeah, the-the
that doesn't work.
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Oh, this must be
for my roommate.
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All right.
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Thanks, Tl-at-uh-lah-ti.
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It's Tlayolotl.
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Mexican indigenous name.
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Friends just call me T.
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[ moaning and gasping ]
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[ sexy music ]
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So, I'm actually looking
to fill the room, ASAP,
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so it would be
great if you could
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tell me a little about yourself.
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I'm Niall,
I'm from Vancouver.
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I don't have a
job at the moment.
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But I have over thirty-two
thousand Instagram followers.
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So I'm really focusing on trying
to monetize that right now.
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I spend most of my days
lamenting Western imperialism.
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My interests include labor
strikes, premium grade matcha,
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and the downfall of
society as we know it.
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Well, technically I'm pangender,
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which means I'm a member
of a vast and diverse
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multiplicity of genders that
expands infinitely over time.
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WOMAN: It's sort of
a mix between performance art
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and social activism.
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I, like, build a red
tent and film myself
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bleeding in it for a week.
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I view my period cramps
as a vehicle for purging
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collective global
and inherited pain.
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ULYSSES:
So, is this like your thing?
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You're like the hot delivery guy
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whose life is
basically one long,
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never-ending porno?
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No, no I'm married actually.
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Wait, what?
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Yeah, and straight.
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Well, yeah, mostly.
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Okay, uh,
you don't wear a ring.
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Well, you know, I lost
so many of them at work,
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I just stopped wearing them.
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My wife's cool with it.
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Wait, what?
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Oh no, I meant about
me not wearing a ring.
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Oh no, if she found out
about... oh, she'd flip.
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She's, uh, pretty religious.
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Um, are you?
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No, not so much.
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I mean I was,
my dad's a preacher.
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-Whoa, shit.-Yeah.
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-Really?-Yeah, he would not be pleased.
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[ chuckles ] He's one of
these people that thinks
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that gay sex
causes hurricanes.
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-Wow, that must suck.-Yeah.
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You know, it's all right.
I mean, it's not like
I do this very often.
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It's just sometimes,
I meet someone like you,
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and uh, you know,
shit happens.
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Ah, fuck, you are so
hot that it's painful.
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[ laughs ]
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CARLY:
Where is your dick, dude?
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Like, literally, it's
so small
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I can't even
fucking see it.
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[ gasps ]
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Like, I could fit ten
of your dicks in my ass
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and not even feel it.
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What do you do to jerk-off,
do you use your pinkie?
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Like this? [ laughs ]
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Let me see you jerk
that tiny little nub,
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I wanna see if
it's even possible.
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Oh shit, is that
a dick or is that
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just an awkwardly large clit?
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I mean how many testosterone
shots did you have to get
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to engorge your clit that much?
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry
I'm too small for you.
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Your dick looks like
a dot that I saw
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under a microscope in my
high school biology class.
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Like what is that, a
molecule of like fucking algae?
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-[ moans ]
-Or what?
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-Is this right? - Don't talk.
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MAN: Just lie there.
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I said no blinking!
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If you can't keep
yourself from blinking,
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just shut your eyes.
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Sorry.
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MAN: Thank you all for
joining us tonight.
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I have been leading
this circle jerk
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for two years now
and I deeply believe
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that being able
to talk about sex
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in the company of
other men can be
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a very powerful
healing experience.
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First off, please
introduce yourself
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and share a few words about what
you're feeling at this moment.
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I'll go first. I'm Neil, and I'm
feeling pumped up about tonight.
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I'm Tony, I'm kind of nervous,
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but I'm really honored
to be a part of this.
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Yo, I'm George, I feel
a little uncomfortable.
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Think I maybe got a
sunburn earlier. [ chuckles ]
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Other than that though,
I'm totally stoked to be here
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and I'm really
hoping to connect.
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So is this anyone's first
time to circle jerk?
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Oh ho, virgins!
Just joking, guys.
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Welcome.
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EVERYONE: Welcome.
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Stop it.
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I'm uh, I'm uh Ulysses,
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EVERYONE: Hi, Ulysses.
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Um, this is my first time
doing something like this.
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Yeah no, that's it.
Yeah, that's it.
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Well, we're thrilled to
have you here, Ulysses.
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Both of you.
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And just so you know, we're
very open-minded here.
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Aren't we Tony?
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Wide open.
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Yeah, so uh, I'm
Ford and I'm like
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super-excited to be here
for a while now
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I've been just feeling
um just totally bummed
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and really confused because...
[ sighs ]
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I really love my girlfriend.
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It's all right, Ford.
This is a safe space.
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Go on, just let it all out.
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So I know it's old school,
but I feel like Severine--
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that's my girlfriend,
and as I honestly, I feel like
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she could be my soulmate.
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Don't you think so?
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Yeah, yup.
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Anyway, it's like our bodies,
they just fit together,
you know?
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00:13:18,526 --> 00:13:23,096
But it-it's... God, it's so
hard for me to even say it.
249
00:13:24,532 --> 00:13:26,622
It's okay, man.
250
00:13:26,751 --> 00:13:30,281
Yeah, Ford, we're here for
you and we all support you.
251
00:13:30,407 --> 00:13:35,367
Oh yes, we think it's amazingly
brave of you to come out
252
00:13:35,499 --> 00:13:38,809
and express your feelings
with such honesty.
253
00:13:40,765 --> 00:13:42,505
Thanks, guys that...
254
00:13:43,507 --> 00:13:45,467
It really means a lot.
255
00:13:45,596 --> 00:13:48,986
Well, speaking your truth,
Ford, is not easy.
256
00:13:49,122 --> 00:13:51,432
But you should never be
ashamed of who you are
257
00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:53,299
or what you desire.
258
00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:54,650
I know, right?
259
00:13:56,694 --> 00:13:59,134
Maybe I'm old-fashioned.
260
00:13:59,262 --> 00:14:00,832
You know, maybe I, I just want
things to go back
261
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,090
to how they were in
the good old days,
262
00:14:02,222 --> 00:14:03,532
like maybe I just want to sleep
263
00:14:03,658 --> 00:14:05,618
with one woman at a time!
264
00:14:06,443 --> 00:14:08,103
MAN: What?
Did he just say?..
265
00:14:12,232 --> 00:14:14,632
Yeah, maybe I can clarify
what's happened here.
266
00:14:14,756 --> 00:14:16,796
Um, we're not.
267
00:14:16,932 --> 00:14:20,372
I mean, I am, but, but, but,
Ford is not.
268
00:14:20,501 --> 00:14:23,111
Oh? Oh!
269
00:14:23,243 --> 00:14:24,333
MEN: Oh!
270
00:14:27,073 --> 00:14:29,033
[ whispers ]
What is he talking about?
271
00:14:29,162 --> 00:14:30,472
I'll tell you in the car.
272
00:14:37,605 --> 00:14:38,605
[ door shuts ]
273
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,741
[ alarm beeps ]
274
00:14:43,872 --> 00:14:46,402
[ keys clink ]
275
00:15:27,263 --> 00:15:28,183
[ sighs ]
276
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,788
FORD:
At first, non-monogamy
seemed fun.
277
00:15:33,922 --> 00:15:36,452
Like we had a cool threesome
with this terrorist lady,
278
00:15:36,577 --> 00:15:40,487
and afterward my girlfriend
and I felt so connected.
279
00:15:43,845 --> 00:15:45,495
But then, right after
that she told me
280
00:15:45,629 --> 00:15:46,589
she slept with her ex.
281
00:15:46,717 --> 00:15:49,017
[ all gasp ]
282
00:15:49,155 --> 00:15:53,855
And I thought,
I can't be mad, right?
283
00:15:54,247 --> 00:15:55,467
I signed up for this.
284
00:15:55,596 --> 00:15:57,206
But I do feel mad.
285
00:15:57,337 --> 00:15:59,337
Is my brain wrong
for feeling this way?
286
00:15:59,469 --> 00:16:02,339
No, Ford, your
brain's not wrong.
287
00:16:02,472 --> 00:16:04,432
That's fucked up, yo.
288
00:16:04,561 --> 00:16:06,481
You gotta talk that shit out.
289
00:16:06,607 --> 00:16:08,567
I'm not saying put
that bitch on a leash,
290
00:16:08,696 --> 00:16:11,386
but at least install some
invisible fencing, you know?
291
00:16:11,525 --> 00:16:15,215
We refrain from using derogatory
words like bitch here.
292
00:16:15,355 --> 00:16:17,745
But I have to
agree with George.
293
00:16:17,879 --> 00:16:19,789
This is a situation
where it's important
294
00:16:19,924 --> 00:16:22,544
to have an open conversation
with your partner.
295
00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:26,926
Can you say to her, "When
you slept with your ex
it hurt me?"
296
00:16:27,062 --> 00:16:31,592
Yeah, Ford, men
have feelings too.
297
00:16:31,719 --> 00:16:34,639
EVERYONE:
Men have feelings too.
298
00:16:34,765 --> 00:16:36,985
Men have feelings too.
299
00:16:37,116 --> 00:16:40,596
Men have feelings too.
300
00:16:40,728 --> 00:16:43,038
Men having feelings too.
301
00:16:43,165 --> 00:16:45,945
Men have feelings too!
302
00:16:46,081 --> 00:16:49,951
ALL TOGETHER:
Men have feelings too!
303
00:16:50,085 --> 00:16:51,865
[ upbeat music ]
304
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,310
ALL TOGETHER:
Men have feelings too!
305
00:16:53,436 --> 00:16:56,046
Can you angle me
down a little bit?
306
00:16:56,178 --> 00:16:58,048
Uh, yeah, sure, okay.
307
00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:00,794
Okay.
308
00:17:00,922 --> 00:17:02,052
Wow. Perfect.
309
00:17:03,533 --> 00:17:05,013
You look so hot.
310
00:17:06,101 --> 00:17:08,971
Oh, thank you, um,
by the way I uh,
311
00:17:09,104 --> 00:17:11,064
I've never done
this before, I mean,
312
00:17:11,193 --> 00:17:14,503
like for an audience,
obviously, so...
313
00:17:14,631 --> 00:17:16,071
I feel so honored.
314
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:20,254
All right, Worm, you ready?
315
00:17:20,376 --> 00:17:21,246
WORM: Very.
316
00:17:21,377 --> 00:17:24,507
Okay, here goes.
317
00:17:27,775 --> 00:17:28,945
[ sighing ]
318
00:17:29,733 --> 00:17:30,733
Hold on, it's almost there.
319
00:17:33,911 --> 00:17:36,571
C'mon baby, show me
that wet pink flower.
320
00:17:36,697 --> 00:17:38,957
Okay, shh, I'm trying
to focus, hold on.
321
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:40,141
Sorry.
322
00:17:42,224 --> 00:17:45,014
Fuck, you're making me pee shy.
323
00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:47,060
Sorry, is there anything
I can do to help?
324
00:17:47,186 --> 00:17:49,096
Yeah, can you just
like uh, I don't know,
325
00:17:49,231 --> 00:17:50,451
like look away for a second?
326
00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:52,060
Uh, where am I supposed to look?
327
00:17:52,191 --> 00:17:54,151
Lo-look anywhere
else, Worm, just...
328
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,150
I don't know, close
your eyes for a minute.
329
00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:57,202
Okay.
330
00:18:00,982 --> 00:18:03,202
Okay, okay, it's
coming, open your eyes.
331
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,682
Open your eyes.
332
00:18:04,812 --> 00:18:06,812
-Ooh, yeah...-[ urinating ]
333
00:18:06,944 --> 00:18:07,954
-you like that?
-Oh yeah.
334
00:18:08,076 --> 00:18:09,026
It's getting everywhere.
335
00:18:10,078 --> 00:18:12,208
Oh, wow,
such a powerful stream.
336
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,391
Yeah, you like that
you little pee-slut?
337
00:18:14,517 --> 00:18:18,997
Oh, yeah, I love it,
I love it, oh fuck.
338
00:18:19,827 --> 00:18:21,217
Do you know how much
I want to taste your
339
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:25,010
-hot, sweet, golden nectar?
-[ moaning ]
340
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,917
Oh, baby, I want to
drink your warm cocktail.
341
00:18:28,052 --> 00:18:29,842
If I was lucky enough
to be lie beneath you,
342
00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:32,097
I wouldn't waste a drop.
343
00:18:32,231 --> 00:18:36,541
Yeah, that is some
precious urine right there.
344
00:18:38,019 --> 00:18:40,799
So, I like, I went to
this meeting tonight.
345
00:18:40,935 --> 00:18:43,885
It was like a bunch
of guys hanging out,
346
00:18:44,025 --> 00:18:47,195
shooting the shit, yeah
sort of like a locker room,
347
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:49,253
except less moldy smelling
and nobody gets naked.
348
00:18:50,945 --> 00:18:53,765
But in a way, you do.
349
00:18:53,904 --> 00:18:56,304
-You mean a support group?-Yeah, I guess?
350
00:18:56,429 --> 00:19:00,349
Ah, this guy George describes
it as a male coven,
351
00:19:00,476 --> 00:19:02,386
which I guess is
a type of stove.
352
00:19:03,958 --> 00:19:05,738
But, it was really cool
353
00:19:05,873 --> 00:19:07,963
because I basically
learned that feelings
354
00:19:08,092 --> 00:19:09,362
aren't just a girl thing.
355
00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:16,137
Anyway, I have something
I need to tell you.
356
00:19:16,275 --> 00:19:19,275
Just wait, I need to get
my sponsor on the phone.
357
00:19:28,939 --> 00:19:31,939
Yo, I'm just available
for support, if needed.
358
00:19:32,073 --> 00:19:33,553
Uh, what is this?
359
00:19:34,771 --> 00:19:36,341
That's George.
360
00:19:36,469 --> 00:19:38,689
Okay, Ford, go ahead,
I got you, dawg.
361
00:19:44,346 --> 00:19:48,256
Sev, when you slept
with your ex-boyfriend
362
00:19:48,394 --> 00:19:50,574
Mustafa, it made
me feel really bad...
363
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:54,355
and really sad.
364
00:19:54,487 --> 00:19:57,097
I don't want to control
you, because I know
you totally hate that,
365
00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,009
but I also don't want
to be in a relationship
366
00:19:59,143 --> 00:20:01,323
that makes me feel like I
constantly have side cramps.
367
00:20:03,496 --> 00:20:07,456
Ford, you know I
believe that monogamy is
368
00:20:07,587 --> 00:20:12,157
an arbitrary cage forced
upon us by the miserable
capitalist patriarchy.
369
00:20:12,853 --> 00:20:15,553
However, I do care
for you very much,
370
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:21,692
so I'm sorry if my actions
have inspired any negative
feelings on your part.
371
00:20:21,818 --> 00:20:23,818
You are? Really?
372
00:20:23,951 --> 00:20:24,911
Yes.
373
00:20:26,388 --> 00:20:27,998
Oh God, that's so beautiful.
374
00:20:31,872 --> 00:20:33,442
How about this?
375
00:20:33,569 --> 00:20:34,879
If we want to be
with another person,
376
00:20:35,005 --> 00:20:36,485
we can do it together.
377
00:20:38,748 --> 00:20:41,928
Wow, y-you'd be
okay with that?
378
00:20:42,056 --> 00:20:43,966
For now, yes.
379
00:20:44,101 --> 00:20:45,841
We can think of this as
an incubation period.
380
00:20:48,584 --> 00:20:49,984
That sounds awesome.
381
00:20:50,107 --> 00:20:52,367
Uh, right George?
382
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:56,511
Hell yeah, fantastic
progress guys! [ laughs ]
383
00:20:58,028 --> 00:21:00,508
Oh and I just want to
say, if you're looking for
384
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:05,430
a volunteer to help you,
you know, explore...
385
00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:08,867
If the earth was
ravaged by a nuclear war
386
00:21:08,996 --> 00:21:13,216
and you were the last
man alive, I still
wouldn't fuck you.
387
00:21:13,348 --> 00:21:14,438
[ phone beeps ]
388
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,139
I still have some
work I need to finish.
389
00:21:23,271 --> 00:21:24,971
Okay, all right.
390
00:21:25,099 --> 00:21:26,969
I'll join you in the
bedroom in a bit.
391
00:21:27,101 --> 00:21:30,631
Mm, okay, yeah, I'll uh, keep
your side of the bed warm.
392
00:21:32,672 --> 00:21:36,202
That's not really necessary,
but thank you.
393
00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:43,602
CARLY:
That's fucking Crayola.
394
00:21:43,726 --> 00:21:45,766
The guy literally
came like eight times,
395
00:21:45,902 --> 00:21:49,342
it was unreal, and needless
to say, odd as fuck.
396
00:21:49,471 --> 00:21:52,001
No, it's biologically
impossible.
397
00:21:52,126 --> 00:21:54,256
I was there, I counted.
398
00:21:54,389 --> 00:21:56,569
So what, the dude
just like waltzes in,
399
00:21:56,696 --> 00:21:59,606
nuts eight times and
then hops back in his
400
00:21:59,742 --> 00:22:01,272
little delivery truck
and finishes his route?
401
00:22:01,396 --> 00:22:03,136
Pretty much.
402
00:22:03,267 --> 00:22:05,097
I know this sounds
super un-PC but there's
403
00:22:05,226 --> 00:22:06,876
something so hot
about guys on the DL.
404
00:22:07,010 --> 00:22:09,400
It's like, they're so
repressed and then when
405
00:22:09,535 --> 00:22:11,965
they finally get some it's
like this great deluge.
406
00:22:12,102 --> 00:22:14,102
Of cum, apparently.
407
00:22:14,235 --> 00:22:17,495
[ laughs ] Yeah.
408
00:22:17,630 --> 00:22:20,500
Oh my God, dude, are you
fucking stoned right now?
409
00:22:20,633 --> 00:22:23,293
Maybe I smoked a little
bit before my shift, yeah.
410
00:22:23,418 --> 00:22:25,588
Do they not drug test you?
411
00:22:25,725 --> 00:22:27,935
Only when I applied,
and I had Ford
pee in a cup for me.
412
00:22:28,075 --> 00:22:30,025
Speaking of pee...
413
00:22:30,164 --> 00:22:31,304
Oh my God, what?
414
00:22:35,561 --> 00:22:39,521
I'm sorry, Ford,
but I'm quite tired.
415
00:22:39,652 --> 00:22:42,392
Oh, okay.
416
00:22:44,308 --> 00:22:46,698
[ bed squeaks ]
417
00:22:53,579 --> 00:22:56,539
I really appreciate you
sharing your feelings
418
00:22:56,669 --> 00:22:59,149
so honestly and openly.
419
00:23:01,674 --> 00:23:04,464
Let's just cuddle instead.
420
00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:06,550
[ sighs ]
421
00:23:08,811 --> 00:23:12,161
Do you know what?
L-let's just have sex.
422
00:23:12,293 --> 00:23:15,123
But I thought you
weren't in the mood?
423
00:23:15,252 --> 00:23:18,342
Of the options presented,
it's the most agreeable.
424
00:23:19,779 --> 00:23:20,609
Cool.
425
00:23:28,178 --> 00:23:30,398
[ Severine grunts ]
426
00:23:30,529 --> 00:23:35,099
Actually, why don't you
just lie back and relax?
427
00:23:36,404 --> 00:23:39,154
Oh, all right.
428
00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:54,380
Ooh, fuck...
429
00:23:54,509 --> 00:23:59,169
[ gasps ]
Oh my God, it feels--
so good.
430
00:24:02,386 --> 00:24:07,086
Oh, oh, Sev, oh,
I love you.
431
00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:09,704
Oh, I love you!
432
00:24:11,178 --> 00:24:12,828
Oh, I love you so much.
433
00:24:14,050 --> 00:24:16,620
Oh, oh I love you!
434
00:24:16,749 --> 00:24:18,709
Oh, I love you.
435
00:24:18,838 --> 00:24:23,018
Oh I love you, I love you,
I love you, ahhh!
436
00:24:25,105 --> 00:24:27,055
[ grunts, moans ]
437
00:24:31,677 --> 00:24:33,507
Oh, oh, oh my God,
that felt amazing.
438
00:24:37,247 --> 00:24:38,947
Do you want to come too?
439
00:24:39,075 --> 00:24:40,335
No thank you.
440
00:24:41,556 --> 00:24:43,816
[ Ford sighs ]
441
00:24:46,561 --> 00:24:47,651
Goodnight.
442
00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:52,647
Uh, well...
443
00:24:54,917 --> 00:24:56,047
thanks.
444
00:25:13,501 --> 00:25:15,111
Holy mother.
445
00:25:17,592 --> 00:25:19,252
Babe, babe, babe, babe,
wake up, wake up.
446
00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:23,691
Oh my God, Sev I- you're
not gonna believe this.
447
00:25:23,816 --> 00:25:25,466
What? What is it?
448
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,300
Barnabus just invited
us to this huge,
449
00:25:27,428 --> 00:25:32,168
kick-ass party this weekend.
In Palm Springs.
450
00:25:32,607 --> 00:25:34,387
What are you talking about?
451
00:25:34,522 --> 00:25:35,962
One of his buddies,
this dude Thor Goswell,
452
00:25:36,089 --> 00:25:37,999
who's like this
hot shit CAA agent,
453
00:25:38,134 --> 00:25:40,534
has a giant mansion out
there and it's his birthday,
454
00:25:40,659 --> 00:25:42,879
and everybody who is
anybody is gonna be there.
455
00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:44,709
-That sounds---Off the fricking hook.
456
00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:48,969
Oh shit, what are you
doing this weekend?
457
00:25:49,102 --> 00:25:51,192
Masturbating, why?
458
00:25:51,321 --> 00:25:53,281
Feel like going to Palm Springs?
459
00:25:53,410 --> 00:25:54,800
What?
460
00:25:54,934 --> 00:25:56,944
Ford just texted and
asked if we want to
461
00:25:57,066 --> 00:25:58,676
go to Palm Springs for
the weekend with him
462
00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,807
and Severine and stay
at the Jacobs, for free,
463
00:26:01,941 --> 00:26:05,161
courtesy of that creepy
benefactor dude of his.
464
00:26:05,292 --> 00:26:07,732
-Fuck you.-Serious.
465
00:26:09,775 --> 00:26:11,555
Fuck you.
466
00:26:11,690 --> 00:26:13,210
Is that a fuck you yes
or like a fuck you,
467
00:26:13,343 --> 00:26:14,913
I hate Palm Springs?
468
00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:16,481
Fuck you!
469
00:26:18,479 --> 00:26:20,699
[ screams ]
470
00:26:22,352 --> 00:26:23,352
Dude, what was that?
471
00:26:26,269 --> 00:26:27,099
Hello?
472
00:26:27,227 --> 00:26:30,227
Hey, um...
473
00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:33,761
I don't know.
474
00:26:35,931 --> 00:26:38,761
[ louder screams ]
Oh God! Oh God!
475
00:26:41,589 --> 00:26:43,719
Yeah, um...
476
00:26:45,637 --> 00:26:49,547
I'm gonna have to...
call you back.
477
00:26:50,903 --> 00:26:52,823
Okay, just be careful.
478
00:26:52,948 --> 00:26:55,388
I gotta-- I--
I'm gonna call you back.
479
00:26:55,516 --> 00:26:56,426
[ tablet beeps ]
480
00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:03,917
[ chair creaks ]
481
00:27:12,838 --> 00:27:13,838
Hello?
482
00:27:18,060 --> 00:27:20,800
[ ominous music ]
483
00:27:41,780 --> 00:27:43,870
[ thudding ]
484
00:27:46,872 --> 00:27:48,922
You can't be here.
485
00:27:49,048 --> 00:27:49,958
You...
486
00:27:52,529 --> 00:27:53,659
you have to go.
487
00:27:57,578 --> 00:27:58,538
Please?
488
00:28:18,512 --> 00:28:20,302
[ tense string music ]
489
00:28:26,694 --> 00:28:31,184
[ fast, frantic music ]
490
00:28:50,718 --> 00:28:53,718
♪
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