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Cardassian disruptor,
Klingon disruptor,
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Romulan disruptor.
why are we throwing out
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so many disruptors?
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Orders from the Grand Nagus.
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No more arms sales.
We're going straight.
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But these are worth a fortune.
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Rom doesn't care.
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He says equality and hospitality
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are more profitable
in the long run.
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I want to be rich now.
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What even is this thing?
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Careful!
That's a Genesis Device!
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No, it isn't.
It's too small.
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It's an updated
portable version.
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These are used
to terraform planets.
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You could have rearranged
our molecules.
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We should rearrange
the captain's molecules
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for leaving so much latinum
on the table.
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We could buy a ship with this.
Maybe even a fleet.
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Gem doesn't care.
He thinks Rom is the next Lonz.
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We're under attack!
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Right on time.
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Move us away from that ship.
Full impulse.
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But, Captain, they could be
looking to trade.
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It's always good business
to know about new customers
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before they walk in your door.
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Ah, ah.
Rule of acquisition 62:
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"The riskier the road,
the greater the profit."
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Come on, get on with it.
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Jeef, you're up to something.
I can smell it.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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You're only here
as a favor to my cousin.
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I never trusted you.
Throw him out the airlock!
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They told me
we would make a profit.
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I knew it!
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They're firing at us!
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Captain's log, stardate 58901..
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The Cerritos has traveled
to Ferenginar.
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The Ferengi leadership is
submitting a formal application
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to begin the process
of joining the Federation--
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an alliance that could benefit
the entire quadrant.
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This may just be a first step,
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but it's still
a historic occasion.
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I hope you've been practicing
your notarizing.
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You are about to witness
the quickest signing
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in Starfleet history.
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These are the Ferengi, Admiral.
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I think we should be
prepared for...
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A cakewalk?
We're not dealing with
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the old Ferenginar anymore.
Rom and Leeta
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have brought
so much progressive change,
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it makes Moab IV inside the dome
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look like Moab IV
outside the dome.
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Well, you-you'd get it
if you'd ever been to Moab IV.
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Respectfully, sir,
the tenth rule of acquisition...
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Whoever's been attacking ships
across the quadrant
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has disrupted
their trade routes.
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Rom is desperate
for Federation resources.
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This is just an application.
We'll be in and out in no time.
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Announcing Grand Nagus Rom
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and First Clerk Leeta.
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Welcome, Grand Nagus.
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I am honored to have you
aboard the Toronto.
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The pleasure is ours, Admiral.
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We offer you this ceremonial
bust of good fortune.
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Oh, thank you.
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The likeness
is quite flattering.
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We also offer you
the ceremonial invoice
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for the bust of good fortune.
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How much is... Oh, my.
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In the spirit of unity,
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we gave you the "friends
and family" discount.
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Um, did you bring any latinum?
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See here on the stabilizers?
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I was thinking
if we repositioned the...
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- Matrix?
- We could...
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- Beef up the dampeners?
- And...
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- Get a .005% smoother ride.
- I was gonna say
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win engineering's "most
beefed-up dampener" competition,
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but, yeah, that, too.
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Mariner, geez.
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You've been weathering
that stem bolt for so long,
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it probably can't even
self-seal anymore. What's up?
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Nothing. I'm doing great.
Uh, Ransom
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is supportive of everything
I want to do.
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For the first time in years,
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I have total autonomy
and zero complaints.
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So, why are you sitting here
looking pissed off?
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Stop staring at me. Shut up.
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Lieutenant junior grades.
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Lieutenant juniors grade?
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Lieutenants junior grade?
Whatever.
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You four just pulled the most
coveted job at Starfleet.
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Balancing the positron
compression chamber?!
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No.
Travel guide duty!
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I thought that was a myth.
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What's travel guide duty?
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Starfleet has travel guides
for all habitable planets.
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The file for Ferenginar hasn't
been updated in years, so...
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Starfleet's gonna foot the bill
for us to go to as many bars,
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restaurants, bars,
hotels, pubs, bars,
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saloons, cantinas and bars
as we want.
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Also museums, historical sites,
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but, basically, yeah,
it's mostly bars.
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Oh. How many places
do people usually review?
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I don't know.
Four or five?
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Great.
I'm gonna do 40.
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I'll pack my schedule so full
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that I do everything
and enjoy nothing.
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It's not a contest, Lieutenant.
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- You can take your...
- Sir,
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I'm only a lieutenant
junior grade.
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I have everything to prove.
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I need to make an itinerary!
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Does he drink a lot of coffee?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Mm-hmm, tons.
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We also need someone to act
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as a couple.
And since the Cerritos is
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statistically the horniest
and least romantically committed
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crew in Starfleet, we have
no married officers aboard.
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You want us to pretend
to be married and review stuff?
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Oh, that sounds hilarious.
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Yeah, we're already such a good
team, we finish each other's...
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Diophantine equations.
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Maybe I should have
Honus and Nurse Westlake
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take a crack at it.
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Commander, we are
an expert science team.
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I'm pretty sure
we can handle a fake romance.
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Let's go get packed, honey.
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You pulled some strings
to get us assigned
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to travel guide duty,
didn't you?
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I might have had
something to do with it.
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Ugh, why is it so weird
when you're nice?
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Because I'm also so handsome.
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Total package.
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Wow.
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Wow. Oh, it's like
what heaven would look like
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if God was stupid.
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Oh, I'm just
so excited to haggle at
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the Museum of Gambling.
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Oh, and gamble
at the Museum of Haggling!
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Let's go find the
honeymoon suite, pudding bear.
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Right this way, muffin skunk.
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Excellent cutesy speak.
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Yeah, just nice and natural
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and definitely
the way people talk.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I promised a friend
I'd meet up with him.
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And I have to squeeze
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an unforgiving amount
of experiences into my day.
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- We sound natural, right?
- Totally.
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We got married at a wedding.
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This way, my sweet wife.
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I'm so excited to wake you up
from a deep sleep
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whenever it sounds like
you're having a nightmare.
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And I'm excited to know
how you like your hamburgers
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so I can order them for you
and ask the waiter
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to take it back
when they've made it wrong.
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I'm not gonna feel weird
about using your toothbrush
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because our gums
are in a partnership.
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Yeah, and I'm gonna
wear your gym shorts around
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our shared quarters
with nothing up top
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because who cares about nudity
with our situation?
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- You-you are?
- Sure. I, uh...
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I love being married
to my husband.
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I love you, too.
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You know what, maybe we should
just go back to the ship.
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Yeah, pretending to be married
is kind of weird.
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- Let's...
- Ah!
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Our Starfleet VIPs.
Attention, everyone.
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These young lovers
are getting a great deal.
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All right.
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Dropping bags off in hotel room
is off the list.
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We got the for-profit minibar,
the for-profit toilet,
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the machine that charges you
to pay for the toilet
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and the minibar.
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View screen works.
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That's everything.
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I give this hotel
a nine out of ten.
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Now, off to the Museum
of Bribery.
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Oh, weird.
A what-you-call-it--
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a "commer-seal"?
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Ooh.
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- Aah!
- You're fired.
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Slug-O Cola. This happens
to everyone who drinks it.
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They just lie to you?
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Hilarious.
Well, time to head out.
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And now, Pog & Dar:
Cop Landlords.
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Huh? Mm.
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This is like a holo-novel,
but way sleazier.
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You're making my partner mad.
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- Just sign the lease, dirtbag.
- No.
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Hey, Quimp.
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Well, if it isn't
my favorite pathetic human.
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- Is that a new pip I see?
- Uh, yep.
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I'm an LJG again, for now.
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Congratulations.
I never thought
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you'd dig your way
out of crashing that Oberth.
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Ditto. Still, being
a lieutenant kind of sucks.
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My stupid mentor won't stop
trying to make feel like
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a valued part of the team.
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Oh, sounds like
a real nightmare.
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You would hate it, too.
But whatever.
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You know, I'm excited
to leave all that behind
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- so we can hang.
- Read my mind.
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Hey, maybe some brunch?
Casual meal with some yogurt.
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Two shots of Cardassian tequila
and a dagger of the mind
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- on the rocks.
- Wow.
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That's pretty hard
for 10:00 a.m.
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It's 10:00 a.m.?
Ooh, make it three shots.
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Ha! I'll have the same.
It'll be fun to let loose.
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Uh, yeah. I need it.
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Where'd you even get that one?
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- He didn't bring the drinks yet.
- Do we care?
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Hey!
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Now, Mr. Grand Nagus...
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- Just Nagus.
- Sorry. Nagus.
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Grand Nagus.
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Now that we have paid
our ceremonial invoice,
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perhaps we should focus
on the application?
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Uh, it's a boilerplate...
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Ooh! Do you still play baseball?
We should put in there
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that Ferenginar
gets to play baseball.
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I like baseball.
It's fun.
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I think we can slip that in.
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If that's the type of adjustment
you need to get this done.
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I'm just a former bartender,
but I was looking at the numbers
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and was wondering
if they could be different.
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Different numbers?
I'm not sure what you mean.
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Just a moment, my love.
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Oh. Baseball.
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Listen, my husband isn't exactly
a shrewd businessman.
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He just likes to feel involved.
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Ah, I think I see what you mean.
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Play ball!
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- Admiral, a word, please?
- Stand down, Captain.
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You were saying, First Clerk?
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If we can open up the document
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and let him shuffle around
a couple of numbers,
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he'll feel like
he accomplished something.
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I don't see
any problem with that.
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This is a classic dumb cop/
reasonable cop routine.
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The terms of the membership
application are locked,
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- but if we open them up...
- Thank you for
the input, Captain,
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but we'll be fine.
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- He's practically a child.
- One, two,
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three strikes.
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- You're out.
- Grand Nagus,
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I've just reopened the contract.
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Why don't you show me
some of the numbers
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that seem wrong,
and we'll fix them together?
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We'll start on page 11,
subsection B,
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incentivization vis-à-vis
the great Ferengi people
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and our reluctant acceptance
of your Federation.
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- She means bribes.
- Then we'll move
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to the tariffs on Ferengi
exports to outlying territories.
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Freeze! You're under arrest
for having a pet
258
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over 25 pounds
in one of my units.
259
00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:48,170
He was 20 pounds when I got hi.
I swear...
260
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- Aah!
- Aah!
261
00:11:50,270 --> 00:11:51,510
You just surrendered
your deposit
262
00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:54,280
and your life.
263
00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:56,180
I'm not gonna make it, partner.
264
00:11:56,210 --> 00:11:57,810
Hey, you hang on
one second, buddy.
265
00:11:57,850 --> 00:12:00,450
I just need to enjoy
the crisp, refreshing taste
266
00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:02,420
of a Slug-O Cola.
267
00:12:02,450 --> 00:12:05,050
Oh, they put commercials
in the shows?
268
00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:07,260
It's like mind control.
269
00:12:07,290 --> 00:12:08,960
Transfer your latinum to me,
270
00:12:08,990 --> 00:12:10,990
or I'll tell everyone
you supported tenants' rights.
271
00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,860
I'm proud to be scammed
272
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:16,530
by a landlord cop as conniving
as you, partner.
273
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,500
Okay, I guess
I should finally do my...
274
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:23,110
Up next--
Will They, Won't They?
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The workplace sitcom
where everyone
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is secretly in love
with each other.
277
00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:26,780
I'm sorry, what?
278
00:12:26,810 --> 00:12:29,240
Oh, Blongo,
I don't know what to do.
279
00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,110
I'm secretly in love with Nilm,
280
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:32,710
but she's engaged to Bok,
281
00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,320
who's always extremely...
282
00:12:34,350 --> 00:12:36,220
This kind of hacky,
lowest-common-denominator
283
00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:37,850
schlock won't work on me.
284
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:41,290
- ...her flirtations with Kret.
- But I better watch
285
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,630
so officers who aren't
as resilient as I am
286
00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:44,990
will know what to avoid.
287
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:46,460
But you should go for it.
288
00:12:46,490 --> 00:12:48,930
Even though I'm secretly
in love with you.
289
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,940
Whew! I'm so grateful everything
is shaped like a heart,
290
00:12:53,970 --> 00:12:56,700
or else I'd forget that
I'm here for romantic reasons.
291
00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:58,110
Yeah, it's like,
who decided that hearts
292
00:12:58,140 --> 00:12:59,470
are the universal symbol
for love?
293
00:12:59,510 --> 00:13:01,280
If anything,
it should be kissy lips
294
00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:04,050
or gorgeous green eyes.
Or something.
295
00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,410
What?
296
00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:08,580
Knock-knock! It's me, Parth,
your hug-cierge.
297
00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:10,520
It's time for your
couple's photo session.
298
00:13:10,550 --> 00:13:12,120
- Our what?
- Put on these outfits.
299
00:13:12,150 --> 00:13:13,390
Uh, okay.
300
00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:15,860
Uh, I'm almost ready.
301
00:13:15,890 --> 00:13:17,690
Me, too.
302
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,930
- Mm...
- Uh... Aah!
303
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:24,770
Wow. You look so handsome.
304
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:25,970
Thanks.
305
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,200
And you look, uh... captivating?
306
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,670
Sorry, I'm trying
to make my mind come up
307
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:31,870
with a less intense word,
308
00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:34,880
but hoo-boy,
is it extremely warm in here?
309
00:13:34,910 --> 00:13:36,240
You bet it is, soldier.
310
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:39,080
Now, let's commemorate
your love!
311
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,380
Ooh, shameless.
312
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,890
Really press
yourselves together.
313
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,690
Publicly display that affection.
314
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,150
I think that's enough.
315
00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:48,760
No problem.
We'll move on to the lingerie.
316
00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:49,890
- Aah!
- Aah!
317
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,460
Sorry, can't!
Late for dinner.
318
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:00,600
Dabo!
319
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,500
Damn, Quimp, I got to admit--
320
00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:03,810
at first I was skeptical,
321
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,610
but Ferengi public libraries
go hard.
322
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:10,450
I told you, nobody's read a book
in here in a thousand years.
323
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,780
Wow.
324
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,780
You can still drink an alarming
amount of glowing alien liquors,
325
00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:18,650
- but I must call it.
- No, you can't take off now.
326
00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:20,220
We haven't even gotten
to the part of the night
327
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,220
- where we regret stuff.
- Yeah, that
328
00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:24,630
- sounds fun. Oh!
- Oh, my goodness.
329
00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:27,530
- A thousand apologies, good sir.
- Oh, not a worry at all.
330
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,500
Did you just
spill a drink on my friend?
331
00:14:29,530 --> 00:14:31,100
I've been a proper fool.
And, of course,
332
00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:32,400
- I'll reimburse...
- You better
333
00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:33,700
get ready to reimburse me for
334
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,540
a new 'burse shirt,
too, butt-ass,
335
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,810
'cause this one's about to be
soaked in your blood.
336
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,910
Madam, please. I'm just trying
to enjoy an evening out
337
00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:42,740
with the rest of my biker gang.
338
00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:45,750
Sounds like this guy's
all bark and no fight!
339
00:14:52,990 --> 00:14:55,190
Oh, Mariner. Ow!
340
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,660
So we'll adjust
341
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,600
the table on page 17
concerning exchange rates.
342
00:15:04,630 --> 00:15:06,070
That would be satisfactory.
343
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,700
I believe we're almost
wrapped up.
344
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,210
Ooh, I have an idea.
Let's finish at my palace.
345
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,870
Much better photo op
for the signing,
346
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:14,280
plus all my favorite
baseballs are there.
347
00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:16,240
Oh, yeah, yeah,
if that's what it takes, fine.
348
00:15:17,610 --> 00:15:19,110
He's making you feel
like you're close,
349
00:15:19,150 --> 00:15:21,480
then delaying to make you
frustrated enough
350
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,190
- to sign anything.
- I can't tell the council
351
00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:26,320
we failed
at the simplest of tasks.
352
00:15:26,350 --> 00:15:28,260
All Rom cares about is baseball,
353
00:15:28,290 --> 00:15:30,990
and all Leeta cares about
is fine print.
354
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,530
I... I can do this.
355
00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:42,470
The Starfleet Experience
Bar & Grill?
356
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,910
Huh. Maybe this will
feel like we're at work.
357
00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:46,370
Ooh, look! The waiter's
wearing one of those
358
00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:48,040
old velour uniforms that
used to catch fire all the time.
359
00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:52,350
Oh, good eye, muffin... top.
360
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,450
Do you think maybe we could--
I don't know--
361
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,920
just go back to acting
like friends for a bit?
362
00:15:56,950 --> 00:15:59,450
Yes. Oh, man,
I'm so glad you said something.
363
00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:00,720
Yeah.
Who knew pretending to be
364
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,760
in a relationship
with each other would be
365
00:16:02,790 --> 00:16:04,890
- more nerve-racking
than sealing a radiation leak?
- Yeah.
366
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:07,600
Let's just keep it strictly
friend stuff from now on.
367
00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:08,560
Agreed.
368
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,830
- Hello, lovers.
- Aah!
369
00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:11,000
I'm so sorry.
370
00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:12,800
The waiter gave you
the standard menus.
371
00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:14,300
- Hey!
- He didn't know you were
372
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,070
here for our
deluxe romance package.
373
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:19,040
Parth, buddy,
you're a top-notch hug-cierge,
374
00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:20,880
but we have to come clean.
375
00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:23,180
Just a second.
Hold that thought.
376
00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:25,180
Well, well, well.
377
00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:26,510
It looks like we've caught
378
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,320
two people lying about
being a couple
379
00:16:28,350 --> 00:16:31,150
to defraud our company
out of a discount.
380
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:35,190
This is, of course, one
of Ferenginar's worst felonies.
381
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:36,990
So these two
are hereby sentenced
382
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:40,960
to a lifetime working
in the subaquatic sulfur mines!
383
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,660
Sorry about that.
384
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,730
Enforcing the law is my least
favorite part of the job,
385
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:47,100
but one that I take
with deadly seriousness.
386
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,770
Anyhoo, what were you admitting
387
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,410
before I sentenced
those two liars
388
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,470
to a life of misery?
389
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:55,540
That we are more in love
than ever before!
390
00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:58,780
- That's right, smumpy.
- Oh, good.
391
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,880
Now for the most
romantic meal possible.
392
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,650
Sexy chocolate statues
393
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,390
of each other for dinner?
394
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:07,020
- Great.
- It's customary
395
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,060
that after every bite
you tell the whole restaurant
396
00:17:09,090 --> 00:17:11,190
something you find attractive
about each other.
397
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:14,360
The chairs can detect
if you're lying, so be sincere.
398
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,600
Oh, thanks for bailing me
out of jail.
399
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,640
Do you understand how many
people I just had to bribe
400
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,640
to keep your little
drunken fistfight
401
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,810
from ruining Starfleet's
diplomatic mission?
402
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:33,120
Hey, you know me, man.
403
00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:34,920
I'm a wild rogue,
living on the edge of chaos.
404
00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:35,850
I sit weird in chairs.
405
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,250
You can't predict me.
406
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,820
Usually your chaos
means something.
407
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,660
But it's weird this time.
You seem angry about nothing.
408
00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:43,760
Yeah, right. Oh, look,
if anyone's weird, it's you,
409
00:17:43,790 --> 00:17:45,630
Mr. "I Should Probably
Be Getting to Bed."
410
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:47,100
You've changed, dude.
411
00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:49,700
Yeah, I have. That's what
happens when you're not
412
00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:52,470
stuck in a perpetual state
of immature rebellion.
413
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,840
Wow. Immature?
414
00:17:53,870 --> 00:17:55,440
You have all the support
you ever wanted,
415
00:17:55,470 --> 00:17:57,340
nobody to scream at
or rail against,
416
00:17:57,370 --> 00:17:59,710
and look at you--
still picking fights
417
00:17:59,740 --> 00:18:01,380
to make sure you get hurt.
418
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:03,980
What? No.
That-That's not what that was.
419
00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:07,780
I just want you to be careful.
420
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,820
So you can live long enough
to pay me back.
421
00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:11,450
If I lose any more,
they'll have to
422
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:12,890
put my account on this monument.
423
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,260
Uh, isn't this
424
00:18:15,290 --> 00:18:16,960
a memorial to the dead?
425
00:18:16,990 --> 00:18:19,330
So much lost income!
426
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:23,030
Is there no justice
in this galaxy?
427
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,900
Man, I got to give it to you,
Ferengi keep it on-brand.
428
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:29,870
Sorry I cost you money
and got you punched.
429
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:33,140
Mariner, I love you,
but you need to figure out
430
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,680
whatever's eating you up inside.
431
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,050
Uh...
432
00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:47,960
Uh, Tendi's got...
433
00:18:47,990 --> 00:18:49,320
fun hair?
434
00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:54,230
Uh, uh, I like your hair, too.
435
00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:55,960
Congratulations.
436
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,300
You have completed
437
00:18:57,330 --> 00:19:00,500
the Ferengi all-inclusive
newlywed discount package.
438
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,470
You may now consummate
your marriage.
439
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,710
- What?!
- What?!
440
00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:05,610
Not where we can see you.
441
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,940
You do it in the blind box,
442
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,510
where we can hear it.
443
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,650
Please alert the chef
that I will be reviewing
444
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:16,080
this restaurant for my planet's
official foodie archives.
445
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,620
My species invented space travel
446
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:20,260
in order to seek out
strange new meals.
447
00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:21,620
D'Vana, Samanthan!
448
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,730
What a coincidence.
These are, famously,
449
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,530
the two closest
platonic friends on my ship.
450
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,560
- Huh? Platonic?
- Hello!
451
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,430
- Security!
- Uh...
- Um...
452
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:34,240
How dare you
call us only friends?!
453
00:19:34,270 --> 00:19:37,710
You've been trying to break up
our love from the start!
454
00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:40,840
Uh, yeah.
You know we both love you.
455
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,380
You do?
456
00:19:42,410 --> 00:19:43,980
Just because the Ferengi
newlywed discount
457
00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:46,310
can only be used by two
out of the three of us,
458
00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:48,050
you have the nerve
to come down here
459
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,250
- and try to ruin our marriage?
- Wha...
460
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,020
You guys love me?
461
00:19:52,050 --> 00:19:53,220
Of course we do.
462
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,790
You're undeniably attractive
to both of us.
463
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,020
But now that I see you here,
I want a divorce
464
00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:58,760
- so we can be together.
- But we can't...
465
00:19:58,790 --> 00:20:01,600
Thanks so much, Migleemo.
You ruined our marriage!
466
00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:03,230
We'll never forgive you.
467
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,030
I didn't realize.
I'm sorry.
468
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:07,570
Please don't break up
because of me.
469
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,070
Security, stand down.
470
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,870
Now that we're divorced,
471
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:13,170
we're going back to our ship
472
00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:15,510
- and never talking again.
- That's right.
473
00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:18,450
Huh, I had no idea
they were married
474
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,180
or that they both loved me.
475
00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:22,550
Can I interest you
in our homewrecker package?
476
00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:25,650
You don't have to throw up
in my mouth twice. Let's do it.
477
00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:28,090
In addition to the contractual
changes, we are now
478
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,560
allowed use of any ship
in Starfleet at our discretion,
479
00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:33,500
whether we end up joining
the Federation or not.
480
00:20:33,530 --> 00:20:35,430
And ten points on the back end
of every holo-novel program
481
00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:36,830
in perpetuity.
482
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:39,600
I don't think
they have back end,
483
00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:41,240
but yes, yes.
484
00:20:41,270 --> 00:20:42,840
Uh-huh.
485
00:20:42,870 --> 00:20:45,340
Also, the Nagus would like you
to dance for him.
486
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,710
I've made those changes
487
00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:52,310
and added a billion bars
of gold-pressed latinum
488
00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:53,480
as a signing bonus.
489
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,880
Wh-What? Captain!
490
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,350
Keep dancing.
Why so giving, Freeman?
491
00:20:57,390 --> 00:21:00,190
I just want to wrap this up
and free the admiral
492
00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:02,660
before he signs away
the entire fleet.
493
00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:05,960
- He's clearly under your thumb.
- I am not!
494
00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:08,130
I don't buy it.
There has to be a catch.
495
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,870
Of course.
I've added one provision.
496
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:12,930
Here comes the other shoe.
497
00:21:12,970 --> 00:21:15,940
Before you receive
any of these signing bonuses,
498
00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:19,070
you must recruit
one other planet yourself,
499
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:22,780
- since you're so good at it.
- What are you thinking, Carol?
500
00:21:22,810 --> 00:21:24,110
That's nothing.
We do it all the time.
501
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:27,880
Ha! Do you realize
what just happened?
502
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,150
You know how many planets
are in debt to us?
503
00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:32,520
Bringing just one in
will be nothing.
504
00:21:32,550 --> 00:21:34,460
We'll be in debt
to them forever.
505
00:21:34,490 --> 00:21:36,790
It's all right, Admiral.
They get nothing.
506
00:21:36,820 --> 00:21:38,230
We're done here.
507
00:21:38,260 --> 00:21:39,890
What?
What do you mean?
508
00:21:39,930 --> 00:21:41,200
You owe us a fortune.
509
00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:44,400
Yes, contingent
on bringing in a planet.
510
00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:47,030
But I didn't say which planet.
511
00:21:47,070 --> 00:21:48,700
You might want to read
the fine print.
512
00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:53,440
Qo'noS, the Klingon homeworld?
That's impossible!
513
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,840
Oh, I know.
514
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,010
You forgot the eighth rule
of acquisition.
515
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,980
"Small print
leads to large risk."
516
00:22:00,010 --> 00:22:02,780
You swindled
like a true Ferengi.
517
00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:04,620
I swear I had
nothing to do with this.
518
00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:06,990
You're lucky she did.
As much as we're
519
00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:08,720
in favor
of joining the Federation,
520
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,890
the Grand Nagus can't sign with
a bunch of suckers and rubes.
521
00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:14,260
Captain Freeman, you showed me
that there are those
522
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,700
in the Federation
who respect our culture.
523
00:22:16,730 --> 00:22:19,430
Let's start over.
Bring me the standard papers.
524
00:22:19,470 --> 00:22:21,640
I'll sign.
525
00:22:26,110 --> 00:22:28,610
Please accept my apologies.
526
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,310
I shouldn't have doubted you.
527
00:22:30,340 --> 00:22:32,750
I'll be relaying
your acuity to Command.
528
00:22:32,780 --> 00:22:35,180
Thank you, Admiral.
Happy to be of aid.
529
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:38,590
Now, who wants to check out
my batting cages?
530
00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:42,390
With the application submitted,
so begins the first step
531
00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:44,890
to the Ferengi
joining the Federation.
532
00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:46,890
There are many more
hurdles to leap,
533
00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:50,060
but today felt like
a good start.
534
00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:54,540
Well, Mariner, was guide duty
as fun as rumored?
535
00:22:54,570 --> 00:22:56,000
Uh, I had to take out
a predatory loan
536
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,240
from one of my closest friends,
537
00:22:57,270 --> 00:22:58,910
apparently I get
in fights for no reason,
538
00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:01,910
and I can feel my hangover
in my entire spine.
539
00:23:01,940 --> 00:23:03,550
Why are you getting into fights?
540
00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:05,580
Ugh. You wouldn't understand.
541
00:23:05,610 --> 00:23:07,720
Okay.
How about you two?
542
00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:08,980
How was the couple's retreat?
543
00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:10,820
Oh, faking a relationship
was way,
544
00:23:10,850 --> 00:23:12,350
way out of our
comfort zone, sir.
545
00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:15,090
Yeah, we just don't have
any natural chemistry.
546
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:17,960
- Want to help me reroute
that phase conduit?
- Sure.
547
00:23:17,990 --> 00:23:19,460
Ha!
548
00:23:19,490 --> 00:23:21,860
We got to squeeze in there.
549
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,830
- Hand me the spanner.
- On it.
550
00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,970
Now, this makes sense.
551
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,840
Wait, where's Mr. Boimler?
552
00:23:30,370 --> 00:23:32,510
Mr. Boimler, did you do
too many locations?
553
00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:34,140
- Are you in need of aid?
- Uh, no.
554
00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:37,710
I watched eight hours straight
of Ferengi programming.
555
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,810
I'm sorry I let you down, sir.
556
00:23:39,850 --> 00:23:42,050
- Honestly, I'm proud of you.
- Really?
557
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,250
You've always had a problem
going with the flow,
558
00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:46,850
but today it looks like
you got out of your own way.
559
00:23:46,890 --> 00:23:48,260
Thank you, sir.
560
00:23:48,290 --> 00:23:49,520
I've authorized
the local authorities
561
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:50,890
to drag you out of there.
562
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,160
Just go limp,
don't fight them.
563
00:23:52,190 --> 00:23:53,700
Get out of here!
564
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,970
I really like that lieutenant.
565
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,600
Oh! Aah!
566
00:23:59,630 --> 00:24:03,710
Oh! Oh, no. Oh, oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
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