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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,332 --> 00:00:21,597 I have a friend, a jazz musician, trumpet player. 2 00:00:21,668 --> 00:00:24,262 Really terrific. And I go and hear him jam every month or so. 3 00:00:24,338 --> 00:00:27,796 And he plays this piece I love : an old Chet Baker song. 4 00:00:27,874 --> 00:00:32,174 And he blows the same notes every time, but every time it sounds different. 5 00:00:32,245 --> 00:00:36,238 And we had drinks one night, when I used to drink... 6 00:00:36,316 --> 00:00:38,784 and I tried to tell him how that song made me feel... 7 00:00:38,852 --> 00:00:43,050 how the music made me feel and how his playing made me feel. 8 00:00:43,123 --> 00:00:46,092 And he just kept shakin' his head, and he said... 9 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:48,150 "Joan, you can't talk about music. 10 00:00:48,228 --> 00:00:52,096 Talking about music is like dancing about architecture." 11 00:00:52,165 --> 00:00:54,861 I just said, "Well, gonna get all philosophical on me. 12 00:00:54,935 --> 00:00:56,869 It's just as pointless as talking about a lot of things. 13 00:00:56,937 --> 00:00:58,871 Love, for instance." 14 00:00:58,939 --> 00:01:02,705 And my friend laughed, and he said, "Definitely. Most definitely. 15 00:01:02,776 --> 00:01:06,473 Talking about love is like dancing about architecture." 16 00:01:08,081 --> 00:01:11,949 So I don't know. He might be right. 17 00:01:12,018 --> 00:01:14,179 But it ain't gonna stop me from trying. 18 00:01:28,268 --> 00:01:33,900 Tell me, tell me Tell me, tell me 19 00:01:39,513 --> 00:01:41,981 Woke up again this mornin' with the sun in my eyes 20 00:01:42,048 --> 00:01:45,017 We might change the movie script Surprise 21 00:01:45,085 --> 00:01:47,815 A Mafioso story with a twist 22 00:01:47,888 --> 00:01:49,947 Two more films You know, you are a hit 23 00:01:50,023 --> 00:01:53,151 You get your ass out there 24 00:01:53,226 --> 00:01:55,558 All right 25 00:01:55,629 --> 00:01:58,223 Feeling nothing 26 00:01:58,298 --> 00:02:00,823 Absolutely nothing that day 27 00:02:00,901 --> 00:02:06,533 And I say what the hell am I doing drinking in L.A. 28 00:02:06,606 --> 00:02:09,302 How can you sit there 29 00:02:40,841 --> 00:02:43,639 I'm alone, and I want to keep it that way. 30 00:02:43,710 --> 00:02:46,304 I lost my wife and son. 31 00:02:46,379 --> 00:02:50,145 - Well, ask the bartender. He can find anything. - No. 32 00:02:50,217 --> 00:02:52,014 They're dead. 33 00:02:54,855 --> 00:02:57,415 Do you wanna talk about it ? 34 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:28,847 Any guys here taking this Viagra ? Let's see. 35 00:03:28,922 --> 00:03:30,981 Not one honest guy. 36 00:03:31,057 --> 00:03:33,787 Have you... Okay ? 37 00:03:33,860 --> 00:03:37,626 You know, you have to be... A friend of mine dropped one of these Viagra pills on the floor... 38 00:03:37,697 --> 00:03:40,427 and his dog swallowed it. 39 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:43,025 Now he has a pointer. Anyway... 40 00:03:45,472 --> 00:03:49,067 - We have to talk about this. - I know. You're right. 41 00:03:51,845 --> 00:03:54,075 But do you really think we can save this marriage... 42 00:03:54,147 --> 00:03:57,139 now that I've decided I like Leno better than Letterman ? 43 00:03:57,217 --> 00:04:00,550 Don't. I'm sorry. 44 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:03,555 I remember when my jokes used to make you laugh. 45 00:04:03,623 --> 00:04:05,557 They do. I just... 46 00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:14,723 - We have to talk about this. - There's nothing to talk about. 47 00:04:14,801 --> 00:04:17,861 Oh, of course there is. 48 00:04:17,938 --> 00:04:19,872 But I don't want to. 49 00:04:23,410 --> 00:04:25,344 Okay. 50 00:04:28,315 --> 00:04:30,249 What about the party ? 51 00:04:30,317 --> 00:04:32,911 Well, nothing's changed. I have a brain tumor... 52 00:04:32,986 --> 00:04:35,716 but I'm going to that party, with or without you. 53 00:04:35,789 --> 00:04:38,314 We've put a deposit down. 54 00:04:40,126 --> 00:04:42,060 Mission accomplished. 55 00:04:45,599 --> 00:04:46,657 I am in love. 56 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:48,890 In love ? 57 00:04:48,969 --> 00:04:50,903 Yes, in love. 58 00:04:50,971 --> 00:04:54,407 But before we go further, let me say this. 59 00:04:54,474 --> 00:04:58,171 Before we go... further... 60 00:04:59,244 --> 00:05:02,613 I can't go any further. 61 00:05:02,682 --> 00:05:06,448 It's almost 1:00, Meredith. 1:00. 62 00:05:06,519 --> 00:05:10,455 - And I got a day job, remember ? - Yeah. Phil needs his sleep. He's a postal worker. 63 00:05:10,523 --> 00:05:12,718 All right, slackers. Trot off home. 64 00:05:13,793 --> 00:05:16,091 Good night. 65 00:05:16,162 --> 00:05:19,029 - Settle a bet I have with Phillip ? - Yeah. 66 00:05:19,099 --> 00:05:22,296 He claims you have no personal life whatsoever. 67 00:05:22,369 --> 00:05:24,496 I say that's impossible. 68 00:05:24,571 --> 00:05:27,165 I hope it wasn't a large bet. 69 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:30,141 On equity waiver salary you can't afford to lose much. 70 00:05:30,210 --> 00:05:32,144 No Mr. Right ? 71 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:35,713 Ms. Right ? 72 00:05:35,782 --> 00:05:39,377 No inclination for either at the moment. Thank you very much. 73 00:05:39,452 --> 00:05:43,149 But if you're fishing, "mister" is my gender of choice. 74 00:05:43,223 --> 00:05:46,624 You're a wonderful person. You should have someone in your life. 75 00:05:46,693 --> 00:05:48,627 That's all I'm saying. 76 00:05:48,695 --> 00:05:53,359 I can still be a wonderful person and not have anybody in my life. 77 00:05:53,433 --> 00:05:56,425 Look, I'm just not interested in a relationship right now. 78 00:05:56,503 --> 00:05:58,437 You are such a liar. 79 00:05:59,906 --> 00:06:02,704 I am such a liar. 81 00:06:14,354 --> 00:06:16,288 Hold that, please ! 82 00:06:20,727 --> 00:06:25,130 Did she not say, "Hold that, please" ? Or isn't English your first language ? 83 00:06:38,578 --> 00:06:40,512 Any trouble getting away ? 84 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:42,810 He has his acting class tonight. 85 00:06:42,882 --> 00:06:46,545 - You want me to get champagne ? - I don't think I have time for that. 86 00:06:48,421 --> 00:06:51,481 In case you're planning on being gentle tonight... 87 00:06:52,492 --> 00:06:54,323 don't be. 88 00:07:39,873 --> 00:07:41,807 Mom ? 89 00:07:44,043 --> 00:07:46,568 Welcome to Chicago. 90 00:07:48,514 --> 00:07:51,545 You look awful. 91 00:07:51,618 --> 00:07:55,418 - You should get some sleep. - I'll sleep when you sleep. 92 00:08:03,630 --> 00:08:05,791 It happened three days ago. 93 00:08:05,865 --> 00:08:10,097 The last time I talked with her... my wife Leann... 94 00:08:11,271 --> 00:08:13,398 It was about 3:00. 95 00:08:13,473 --> 00:08:17,466 She was taking our son Jamey to... soccer practice. 96 00:08:20,213 --> 00:08:24,182 I had a meeting at a bar. 97 00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:28,584 I'd had a few drinks. No more than usual... standard four-drink buzz. 98 00:08:28,655 --> 00:08:30,589 Maybe five. 99 00:08:32,325 --> 00:08:37,160 After, I was gonna meet Leann and Jamey at the Pizza Hut. 100 00:08:38,932 --> 00:08:41,492 Every Tuesday night Jamey wants Pizza Hut. 101 00:08:43,236 --> 00:08:45,636 So I was late. 102 00:08:45,705 --> 00:08:48,105 I was driving fast. 103 00:08:48,174 --> 00:08:51,803 Not too fast, I think. 104 00:08:53,346 --> 00:08:56,281 The light, it just turned. 105 00:08:58,251 --> 00:09:00,185 It was red for only a second. 106 00:09:00,253 --> 00:09:02,278 Less than. I swear. 107 00:09:04,891 --> 00:09:06,825 I ran the light. 108 00:09:09,762 --> 00:09:11,889 I saw the car. 109 00:09:11,965 --> 00:09:14,593 I hit my wife's car. 110 00:09:14,667 --> 00:09:16,601 Oh, my God. 111 00:09:16,669 --> 00:09:20,605 I saw her face through the windshield just as I hit them. 112 00:09:23,109 --> 00:09:26,101 She saw me. 113 00:09:26,179 --> 00:09:28,841 She knew it was me. 115 00:09:33,319 --> 00:09:35,344 You shouldn't be alone. 116 00:09:36,723 --> 00:09:38,748 Yes, I should. 117 00:09:38,825 --> 00:09:41,316 I should be alone in hell. 118 00:09:41,394 --> 00:09:43,328 That's where I am. 119 00:10:16,129 --> 00:10:20,589 Twenty minutes at 350 degrees is absolutely essential. 120 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:22,692 No more, no less. 121 00:10:22,769 --> 00:10:26,398 And the delicacy of this fish is best appreciated by its taste... 122 00:10:26,472 --> 00:10:29,703 not necessarily by its appearance. 123 00:10:29,776 --> 00:10:31,801 Once you remove the fish from the oven... 124 00:10:33,813 --> 00:10:37,078 transfer it directly onto a heated plate. 125 00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:48,324 There's one thing that's paramount for every cook to keep in the back of their mind. 126 00:10:54,867 --> 00:10:57,097 Only you know what goes on in the kitchen. 127 00:10:57,170 --> 00:11:00,606 Join me next week : Hannah's Country Kitchen Cooking. 128 00:11:02,809 --> 00:11:04,743 And we're clear. 129 00:11:04,811 --> 00:11:09,305 Hannah, that was incredible ! I smell a fourth Emmy. 130 00:11:13,119 --> 00:11:15,485 I don't wanna see any more of these. Hmm ? 131 00:11:15,555 --> 00:11:17,819 Tough. Oh, I... 132 00:11:17,890 --> 00:11:21,291 Mmm. It's delicious. What ? 133 00:11:21,361 --> 00:11:23,761 Nothing. 134 00:11:28,935 --> 00:11:31,426 You can never stop, can you ? 135 00:11:31,504 --> 00:11:35,167 - Stop what ? - Organizing things. 136 00:11:35,241 --> 00:11:38,699 - Oh, I'll stop if it bothers you. - No. 137 00:11:38,778 --> 00:11:41,770 It doesn't bother me. It takes me back. 138 00:11:44,951 --> 00:11:47,215 Sit next to me. 139 00:11:58,564 --> 00:12:00,998 It's a hell of a way for you to find out, huh ? 140 00:12:01,067 --> 00:12:04,161 - Find out what ? - Well, that I'm gay, for one. 141 00:12:06,039 --> 00:12:08,530 Come on. You never suspected ? 142 00:12:08,608 --> 00:12:12,510 - You were always so good at sports. - Mom ! 143 00:12:12,578 --> 00:12:17,038 I'm really glad you're here. 144 00:12:18,551 --> 00:12:21,850 - And what's the second thing ? - What second thing ? 145 00:12:21,921 --> 00:12:26,187 You said it was a hell of a way for me to find out that you were gay for "one" thing. 146 00:12:26,259 --> 00:12:28,693 - So what's the second thing ? - That I'm dying. 147 00:12:28,761 --> 00:12:32,561 - Don't say that ! - Oh, stop ! I can't go back into our classic mother-son pattern. 148 00:12:32,632 --> 00:12:37,729 Okay ? I can't play the Iverson family game of denying reality... 149 00:12:37,804 --> 00:12:40,398 - where reality is over there, somewhere... - Oh, honey, don't. 150 00:12:40,473 --> 00:12:43,772 and we hide from it over here and pretend it doesn't exist. 151 00:12:43,843 --> 00:12:47,677 Okay ? It takes too much energy. Energy that I don't have. 152 00:12:47,747 --> 00:12:49,942 All right. Maybe I don't either... have the energy. 153 00:12:50,016 --> 00:12:52,007 God, that would be good. 154 00:12:52,085 --> 00:12:54,553 All right, we'll start fresh. 155 00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:56,554 Pattern-free. 156 00:12:56,622 --> 00:13:00,786 Within these four walls, reality will prevail. 157 00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:04,159 And if I slip up, you... you let me know. 158 00:13:04,230 --> 00:13:06,130 You'll... You'll be the first. 159 00:13:10,236 --> 00:13:13,535 They say first steps are the hardest. 160 00:13:19,579 --> 00:13:22,639 The doctor said you haven't had any visitors. 161 00:13:22,715 --> 00:13:27,516 You know me, Mom. I've never been one to have a lot of friends. 162 00:13:27,587 --> 00:13:31,580 Besides, I seem to be the last of my small crowd. 163 00:13:31,657 --> 00:13:33,716 What about your roommate Jack ? 164 00:13:36,062 --> 00:13:40,260 He wasn't my roommate, Mother, and he died a year ago. 165 00:13:45,138 --> 00:13:47,106 Hey, how's the commercial going ? 166 00:13:47,173 --> 00:13:49,107 It's on hold for a week. 167 00:13:49,175 --> 00:13:53,737 The geniuses at Pacific Motors have now decided to spotlight the car... 168 00:13:53,813 --> 00:13:55,747 and dumb down the concept. 169 00:13:55,815 --> 00:14:00,479 - No Fellini ? - Who ? Most definitely no Fellini. 170 00:14:00,553 --> 00:14:03,215 But my play's not falling apart. 171 00:14:03,289 --> 00:14:05,314 - I'm happy for you. - Thank you. 172 00:14:05,391 --> 00:14:07,484 Bosco, where do you keep Theater Week ? 173 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:11,587 Top shelf. Between Psychology Today and Martha Stewart Living. 175 00:14:16,302 --> 00:14:19,396 Jesus ! Meredith ? 176 00:14:19,472 --> 00:14:22,464 Jimmy, grab that side ! Grab that side. Okay. Everyone. All right, fellas. 177 00:14:22,542 --> 00:14:26,137 On three. One... Oh. Okay. All right. 178 00:14:26,212 --> 00:14:28,874 - Can we say "lawsuit" ? - Uh, are you okay ? 179 00:14:28,948 --> 00:14:31,974 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine. I landed on a stack of George. 180 00:14:32,051 --> 00:14:35,145 - Plenty of padding. - Meet the architect. 181 00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:39,351 - Are you sure you're okay ? - Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. Thank you. 182 00:14:39,425 --> 00:14:42,917 - If I can just find one, Theater Week is on me. - And dinner is on me. 183 00:14:42,995 --> 00:14:46,954 - No, no. Not necessary. Truly. - Please. I insist. It's the least I can do. I mean... 184 00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:50,400 - Look, I'm not gonna sue you, okay ? - I didn't think you were gonna sue me. 185 00:14:52,872 --> 00:14:55,636 Not that I couldn't, mind you. But something tells me... 186 00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:58,973 that you'd be able to convince the jury that this was my fault. 187 00:14:59,045 --> 00:15:03,846 You know I'm not just asking you to dinner as a preemptive strike against litigation. 188 00:15:03,916 --> 00:15:06,407 - I'm asking because... - I'll have dinner with you. 189 00:15:08,087 --> 00:15:11,318 - What changed your mind ? - Anybody who can say "preemptive strike... 190 00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:14,484 against litigation" with a straight face deserves a dinner companion. 191 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,393 Thank you. 192 00:15:18,598 --> 00:15:20,088 This is last week's. 193 00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:23,930 I'm thinking of putting the show on hiatus. 194 00:15:24,003 --> 00:15:26,597 And I'm thinking you'll do no such thing. 195 00:15:26,672 --> 00:15:32,008 - But, Paul... - No. I don't want anything to be any different. 196 00:15:32,078 --> 00:15:35,809 - Things are different. - I don't want to have a fight with you. 197 00:15:35,881 --> 00:15:39,078 I don't want a fight. I just... I just want to talk and make... 198 00:15:39,151 --> 00:15:43,485 Look. What about what I want ? You've always controlled everything : 199 00:15:43,556 --> 00:15:45,547 your shows, the kids. 200 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:48,355 Stop trying to control me. 201 00:15:48,427 --> 00:15:50,418 I'm not trying to control anybody. 202 00:15:50,496 --> 00:15:53,294 - I just think maybe... - Don't think. 203 00:15:53,366 --> 00:15:57,166 Let us just proceed as if nothing has changed. All right ? 204 00:16:01,374 --> 00:16:05,435 - I don't know if I can do that. - You have no choice. 205 00:16:07,346 --> 00:16:10,611 I may have just enough time left to become an alcoholic. 206 00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:48,045 I don't care who had her first. I poke around her stool looking for worms. 207 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,179 I feed the fucking thing. I take her to the vet. 208 00:16:50,256 --> 00:16:52,383 All you do is pet her twice a day. 209 00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:55,359 Which is a hell of a lot more than you've been doing to me lately. 210 00:16:55,428 --> 00:16:57,589 Okay, let's discuss this calmly. 211 00:16:57,663 --> 00:17:01,429 We're adults. We've been together a long time. 212 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,866 Well, not a long time, but an adequate four months. 213 00:17:03,936 --> 00:17:07,804 Adequate until you fuckin' cheated on me with that skag from Bloomingdale's ! 214 00:17:07,873 --> 00:17:09,807 You fu... Harry ? 215 00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:13,538 Don't you dare hang up. Harry ! Harry ? 216 00:17:14,814 --> 00:17:17,305 Shit ! Shit. 217 00:17:24,657 --> 00:17:27,251 Hi. You got a quarter ? 218 00:17:31,864 --> 00:17:33,798 Thank you. 219 00:17:39,271 --> 00:17:41,205 The fucking cat is mine. 220 00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:45,173 No, no. On this I'm not negotiable, Harry. 221 00:17:45,244 --> 00:17:48,179 Harry. Hey ! Hey ! Don't be a fuckin' infant, okay ? 222 00:17:48,247 --> 00:17:52,206 You can take anything that came from IKEA. I want the cat, and I want Pottery Barn. 223 00:17:52,284 --> 00:17:54,718 It... One more time. 224 00:17:54,787 --> 00:17:57,688 You hang up one more time and I... 225 00:17:57,757 --> 00:17:59,691 Damn it. 226 00:18:03,295 --> 00:18:05,923 - It's my last one. - Negotiations are almost over. 227 00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:09,901 Thank you. 228 00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:17,473 All right. Okay, scumbag. You're robbing me blind... 229 00:18:17,543 --> 00:18:21,343 but I will give up Pottery Barn if I can just have the cat. 230 00:18:22,848 --> 00:18:26,215 No! No. Pottery Barn does not include Williams Sonoma. 231 00:18:26,285 --> 00:18:29,482 They're two separate establishments, Harry. 232 00:18:29,555 --> 00:18:31,989 Oh, Christ on crutches ! Okay, you know what, Harry ? 233 00:18:32,057 --> 00:18:36,016 I want to get rid of you as much as I want to get rid of that junk from IKEA. 234 00:18:36,095 --> 00:18:38,529 So here's the thing. 235 00:18:38,597 --> 00:18:42,590 You can walk away with Pottery Barn, Williams Sonoma, IKEA. 236 00:18:42,668 --> 00:18:47,537 And just to show you that I'm a grown-up, I will throw in all the crap from Hold Everything ! 237 00:18:47,606 --> 00:18:50,404 Yeah ! Yeah, that includes the hanging shoe sorter. 238 00:18:50,476 --> 00:18:54,344 That's right. Do we have a deal ? Great. 239 00:18:54,413 --> 00:18:57,507 So here's the thing. I will be home in two hours. 240 00:18:57,583 --> 00:19:00,916 You and all your junk from the catalogs will be gone... 241 00:19:00,986 --> 00:19:03,614 and the cat will be there waiting for me, purring contentedly. 242 00:19:07,626 --> 00:19:11,756 Well, the least I can do after taking your last quarter is let you buy me a drink. 243 00:19:24,610 --> 00:19:27,636 I work in the Twin Towers. Entertainment law. 244 00:19:29,748 --> 00:19:32,148 - And you ? - Me ? 245 00:19:32,218 --> 00:19:34,345 I'm not very good company. I'm... I'm sorry. 246 00:19:36,722 --> 00:19:38,656 No problem. 247 00:19:42,194 --> 00:19:45,322 - I'm not gonna bother you. - Don't go. I'm sorry. 248 00:19:45,397 --> 00:19:48,332 - No, I'm sorry. Really. - Again, I'm sorry. 249 00:19:50,603 --> 00:19:53,902 - You've had a bad day. - A killer. 250 00:19:53,973 --> 00:19:58,239 You know, yesterday I would have said that things couldn't possibly get any worse. 251 00:19:58,310 --> 00:20:00,744 They sure as hell got worse today. 252 00:20:02,314 --> 00:20:06,148 I'm... I work in the... Twin Towers too. 253 00:20:06,218 --> 00:20:09,710 I'm a development executive over at ABC. 254 00:20:09,788 --> 00:20:13,554 I'm responsible for all those shit shows that you don't watch on Thursday night. 255 00:20:13,626 --> 00:20:15,992 You're to blame for those ? 256 00:20:16,061 --> 00:20:18,327 Afraid so. 257 00:20:18,497 --> 00:20:20,431 Everybody blames me. 258 00:20:20,499 --> 00:20:24,458 My boss, my wife, my secretary. 259 00:20:24,537 --> 00:20:26,471 Hell, even my kids. They watch NBC. 260 00:20:26,539 --> 00:20:30,270 And I work like a dog... 261 00:20:30,342 --> 00:20:34,039 trying to find some way to fix the Thursday night schedule. 262 00:20:37,950 --> 00:20:40,680 Well, I don't find a way to fix the Thursday night schedule... 263 00:20:40,753 --> 00:20:42,880 and my boss, today he tells me... 264 00:20:42,955 --> 00:20:46,857 that coming into the office tomorrow isn't necessary. 265 00:20:46,926 --> 00:20:51,659 Or coming in ever again, for that matter. 266 00:20:53,499 --> 00:20:56,991 I wish you could spend the night. 267 00:20:57,069 --> 00:20:59,003 You know I can't. 268 00:21:00,439 --> 00:21:02,566 - Is this all you want from us ? - Roger... 269 00:21:02,641 --> 00:21:06,168 and I mean this really sweetly, there isn't any us. 270 00:21:06,245 --> 00:21:10,045 - Mmm. There's only this. - Well, this could be different. 271 00:21:10,115 --> 00:21:12,242 Well, anything can be different. 272 00:21:12,318 --> 00:21:14,479 But I don't want this to be. 273 00:21:14,553 --> 00:21:19,422 I want it to be what it is : two very sexually compatible people enjoying each other... 274 00:21:19,491 --> 00:21:22,892 with no obligations, no complications... 275 00:21:22,962 --> 00:21:25,260 no individual history, no mutual history... 276 00:21:25,431 --> 00:21:27,765 and no guilt. 277 00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:30,324 - That's awfully cold. - It's awfully realistic. 278 00:21:30,402 --> 00:21:33,428 - I know you don't love your husband. - Oh, but I know... 279 00:21:33,505 --> 00:21:36,133 that you do love your wife. 280 00:21:41,046 --> 00:21:43,480 I'll have a vodka martini, very dry and straight up... 281 00:21:43,549 --> 00:21:48,577 - with three olives, and my sullen friend here will have... - A Coke. 282 00:21:48,654 --> 00:21:52,283 The poster boy for designated drivers will have a Coke. 283 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,222 - The guy on the phone ? - Harry. 284 00:21:57,296 --> 00:21:59,787 Harry, right. We were together for five months. 285 00:21:59,865 --> 00:22:02,425 - I thought it was four. - You were paying attention. 286 00:22:02,501 --> 00:22:04,765 Everyone in this club was paying attention. 287 00:22:04,837 --> 00:22:07,271 We were together for five months. But I knew it wasn't gonna work out... 288 00:22:07,339 --> 00:22:10,900 'cause the first time he comes over I find out that he sits down to pee. 289 00:22:10,976 --> 00:22:14,434 - You don't do that, do you ? - No. 290 00:22:14,513 --> 00:22:16,481 So fuckin' lazy. And in my experience... 291 00:22:16,548 --> 00:22:20,177 it extends to other aspects of an individual's personality. 292 00:22:20,252 --> 00:22:25,087 Last time I saw him, Harry was wearing a blue sweater and an idiotic expression. 293 00:22:25,157 --> 00:22:27,557 The sweater was new. 294 00:22:27,626 --> 00:22:29,787 Here's to good riddance Harry. 295 00:22:30,863 --> 00:22:32,797 Good riddance Harry. 296 00:22:42,107 --> 00:22:44,974 Hey, again please. 297 00:22:45,044 --> 00:22:48,207 And drier this time, and three olives, not two. 298 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,714 Three. Nutritional value. 299 00:22:50,783 --> 00:22:52,774 Now, where were we ? Oh, so Harry. 300 00:22:52,851 --> 00:22:55,183 Right. 301 00:22:55,254 --> 00:22:57,313 The sex part wasn't bad. 302 00:22:57,389 --> 00:22:59,323 You know, for a while. 303 00:22:59,391 --> 00:23:04,488 And then his consummate laziness and lack of imagination became tediously self-evident. 304 00:23:04,563 --> 00:23:09,557 Every time, everything was exactly the same as the time previous. 305 00:23:09,635 --> 00:23:13,935 It was as if he had followed some step-by-step instructional video. 306 00:23:14,006 --> 00:23:17,498 And about two weeks ago, guess what I found in the apartment. 307 00:23:17,576 --> 00:23:22,570 - A step-by-step instructional video. - Right ! Here's the topper. 308 00:23:22,648 --> 00:23:25,708 I timed his performance one night. Right ? 309 00:23:25,784 --> 00:23:29,151 And then I checked the running time on the video. And guess what. 310 00:23:29,221 --> 00:23:31,815 - To the minute. - Right down to it. 311 00:23:31,890 --> 00:23:33,824 Twenty-three minutes, to be exact. 312 00:23:33,892 --> 00:23:35,826 Including credits. 313 00:23:36,895 --> 00:23:40,456 Anyway, he's history. 314 00:23:40,532 --> 00:23:43,626 - But I still have Blanche. - Who would be the cat. 315 00:23:43,702 --> 00:23:46,193 Oh, a great cat. Very feline. 316 00:23:46,271 --> 00:23:48,364 The best cats are. 317 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:52,001 Blanche can look at you with a gaze of unflappable superiority... 318 00:23:52,077 --> 00:23:56,480 that seems to spring from near total detachment and disinterest. 319 00:23:57,916 --> 00:24:00,680 Not unlike how you're looking at me now. 320 00:24:04,890 --> 00:24:06,824 Thank you. 321 00:24:08,761 --> 00:24:11,491 You don't say very much, do you ? 322 00:24:11,563 --> 00:24:15,499 - Does anyone, when they're with you ? - Don't get mean. 323 00:24:17,536 --> 00:24:21,597 We don't know each other well enough yet. When we do, then you can get mean. 324 00:24:24,510 --> 00:24:26,774 So we should do this again sometime. 325 00:24:26,845 --> 00:24:30,303 - We're not doing anything. - Okay. Then let's not do this. 326 00:24:30,382 --> 00:24:33,010 Let's do something else. 327 00:24:33,085 --> 00:24:35,383 I'll even let you be the man. You can decide where we go on our date. 328 00:24:37,623 --> 00:24:40,456 I don't date. 329 00:24:40,526 --> 00:24:44,292 Well. Gee, I don't have a witty comeback for that one. 330 00:24:44,363 --> 00:24:46,627 I mean, I'm used to any number of brush-offs... 331 00:24:46,698 --> 00:24:49,166 but that's... that's a new one. 332 00:24:49,234 --> 00:24:52,203 Doesn't date. 333 00:24:52,271 --> 00:24:55,729 I'll admit I've seen you around. You're always... You're always dancing alone. 334 00:24:57,576 --> 00:25:00,409 - That's the way I like it. - Why is that ? 335 00:25:02,781 --> 00:25:05,011 I don't want to be rude or unkind... 336 00:25:05,083 --> 00:25:07,517 or... mean. 337 00:25:09,788 --> 00:25:13,087 But I just don't come out with my entire life story over martinis and a Coke. 338 00:25:16,829 --> 00:25:19,229 I'm sorry, really. 339 00:25:19,298 --> 00:25:21,823 Your cat's lucky to have you. 340 00:25:29,908 --> 00:25:33,344 My wife had moved them out. 341 00:25:33,412 --> 00:25:36,210 Moved everything out. Left a note. 342 00:25:36,281 --> 00:25:38,613 Very thoughtful. Didn't realize she felt that way. 343 00:25:38,684 --> 00:25:40,515 What way ? 344 00:25:44,323 --> 00:25:46,791 That I was a failure. 345 00:25:46,859 --> 00:25:50,659 Not only professionally, but personally as well. 346 00:25:50,729 --> 00:25:54,563 Just like ABC no longer required my services. She let me know... 347 00:25:54,633 --> 00:26:00,071 that she and the kids no longer required my services or my presence. 348 00:26:00,138 --> 00:26:04,234 It turns out she's been seeing some guy for a year... 349 00:26:04,309 --> 00:26:07,437 for a fucking year, and I never suspected a thing. 350 00:26:07,512 --> 00:26:09,810 - And you know what the worst of it is ? - What ? 351 00:26:09,882 --> 00:26:12,680 The guy that she left me for ? The fucker works for NBC ! 352 00:26:12,751 --> 00:26:16,187 He's got my wife and my kids, my cat and my dog... 353 00:26:16,255 --> 00:26:20,021 and he doesn't have to lose any sleep over the Thursday night fucking schedule ! 354 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,630 Honey ? 355 00:26:30,702 --> 00:26:34,570 You should come to bed. What are you working on so late ? 356 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,972 I was just checking on your TV residuals. 357 00:26:37,042 --> 00:26:39,442 They're still robbing us blind. 358 00:26:39,511 --> 00:26:42,605 I happen to know you're a tremendous hit on WWFU. 359 00:26:42,681 --> 00:26:44,376 Which is where ? 360 00:26:44,449 --> 00:26:46,610 Intercourse, Pennsylvania. 361 00:26:46,685 --> 00:26:49,210 Oh, Intercourse. 362 00:26:49,288 --> 00:26:51,756 And they can't get enough of you in Intercourse. 363 00:26:51,823 --> 00:26:53,757 And I know exactly how they feel. 364 00:26:55,694 --> 00:26:57,424 Bed. 365 00:26:59,865 --> 00:27:02,595 Come on, Molly. Come on, Crackers. 367 00:27:14,246 --> 00:27:18,478 - Cheers. - I've been meaning to ask you about your wedding ring. 368 00:27:21,053 --> 00:27:24,955 It's really just force of habit. I... 369 00:27:25,023 --> 00:27:29,255 divorced... four chilling years ago. 370 00:27:30,329 --> 00:27:33,059 - Acrimonious ? - No. 371 00:27:33,131 --> 00:27:36,328 Oh, wait, that means hostile and bitter. Yes. 372 00:27:36,401 --> 00:27:40,269 In the divorce papers she referred to me as the "architect of her misfortune." 373 00:27:41,373 --> 00:27:45,002 - Ouch. - Yeah. No kids, luckily. 374 00:27:45,077 --> 00:27:49,673 I wanted them, but she didn't. 375 00:27:49,748 --> 00:27:51,682 - You know, if this makes you uncomfortable... - No. 376 00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:54,082 - I can take it off, the ring. It's not a problem. - No, no. Stop. 377 00:27:54,152 --> 00:27:58,612 Don't be silly. That would be two of us being silly. 378 00:27:58,690 --> 00:28:02,717 I really only wear it to keep the construction guys from harassing me. 379 00:28:03,996 --> 00:28:06,692 Does it work ? 380 00:28:06,765 --> 00:28:09,825 Depends on what I'm wearing. 381 00:28:12,371 --> 00:28:16,432 I think you can tell that I'm not very good at this. 382 00:28:19,111 --> 00:28:22,342 You're charming. 383 00:28:23,582 --> 00:28:27,313 And real. 384 00:28:27,386 --> 00:28:29,854 Lovely. 385 00:28:29,921 --> 00:28:32,219 What did I say ? 386 00:28:32,290 --> 00:28:34,349 Nothing. 387 00:28:34,426 --> 00:28:36,417 No, no. Nothing. 388 00:28:36,495 --> 00:28:39,589 I just... 389 00:28:39,664 --> 00:28:44,795 Before I came here tonight, I was discussing you with my sister. 390 00:28:44,870 --> 00:28:48,362 We were coming up with a psychological profile. 391 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,374 Several, actually. 392 00:28:50,442 --> 00:28:54,310 - And which did I fit into ? - Oh, none. 393 00:28:54,379 --> 00:28:57,576 I think I'm gonna have to revise the filing system. 394 00:28:57,649 --> 00:29:01,608 Put you in the "too good to be true" category. 395 00:29:01,686 --> 00:29:05,622 Mmm. But not to worry. 396 00:29:05,690 --> 00:29:08,523 I just know you'll turn out to be involved with somebody else... 397 00:29:08,593 --> 00:29:12,120 or... gay or crazy. 398 00:29:16,401 --> 00:29:19,370 Well, it's a definite possibility. 399 00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:24,074 Crazy, huh ? 400 00:29:25,243 --> 00:29:27,177 Certifiable. 401 00:29:31,049 --> 00:29:32,983 Mom. 402 00:29:34,419 --> 00:29:36,979 I know you've spoken to my doctor. 403 00:29:37,055 --> 00:29:40,183 I know. I know he told you I don't have long... 404 00:29:40,258 --> 00:29:42,726 so let's not pretend that I do, okay ? 405 00:29:44,863 --> 00:29:46,797 Want to watch another movie ? 406 00:29:46,865 --> 00:29:49,425 No. God, no. 407 00:29:51,403 --> 00:29:54,861 I tell you what I would like, is I'd like to play a game. 408 00:29:54,940 --> 00:30:00,071 - Should I get a deck of cards ? - No. Not that kind of game. 409 00:30:00,145 --> 00:30:03,979 - What ? - I want each of us to take some time... 410 00:30:04,049 --> 00:30:08,247 and think of something that we have always wanted to tell the other. 411 00:30:09,321 --> 00:30:12,017 Something private, some secret... 412 00:30:12,090 --> 00:30:14,490 some feeling or memory. 413 00:30:14,559 --> 00:30:18,120 It could be anything. Just as long as it's truthful. 414 00:30:18,196 --> 00:30:21,495 I don't know if I'd be good at that kind of game. 415 00:30:21,566 --> 00:30:23,466 Will you try for me ? 416 00:30:43,155 --> 00:30:45,487 I'm waiting. 417 00:30:48,126 --> 00:30:50,594 I never loved your father. 418 00:30:50,662 --> 00:30:52,596 Not for a minute. 419 00:30:53,965 --> 00:30:57,264 Wow. You're good at this. 420 00:31:01,173 --> 00:31:04,267 - Why did you marry him ? - Oh. 421 00:31:04,342 --> 00:31:06,367 I was pushing 30. 422 00:31:06,444 --> 00:31:10,312 Back then we called that a last chance for happiness. 423 00:31:10,382 --> 00:31:13,874 He had a good business. I remember my mother saying, "Marry him. 424 00:31:13,952 --> 00:31:16,045 He's an undertaker and will never be out of work. 425 00:31:16,121 --> 00:31:18,021 People will always..." 426 00:31:20,025 --> 00:31:21,959 People will always die. 427 00:31:25,697 --> 00:31:27,631 People will always die. 428 00:31:35,874 --> 00:31:38,934 I hope it's okay for me to say this, but... 429 00:31:39,010 --> 00:31:42,377 you strike me as someone who's been... 430 00:31:42,447 --> 00:31:44,847 burned romantically. 431 00:31:46,484 --> 00:31:48,611 Scalded. 432 00:31:48,687 --> 00:31:51,383 Repeatedly. 433 00:31:51,456 --> 00:31:54,687 Married ? 434 00:31:54,759 --> 00:31:58,024 - Divorced ? - Yes. 435 00:31:58,096 --> 00:32:00,223 But that was a long time ago... 436 00:32:00,298 --> 00:32:02,562 and, believe it or not, one of my better experiences. 437 00:32:02,634 --> 00:32:04,568 Let me guess. 438 00:32:04,636 --> 00:32:07,799 He was either involved with somebody else... 439 00:32:07,872 --> 00:32:09,999 or gay... 440 00:32:10,075 --> 00:32:12,009 or crazy. 441 00:32:12,077 --> 00:32:14,011 Actually, yes. 442 00:32:15,747 --> 00:32:18,409 Involved with someone else ? 443 00:32:18,483 --> 00:32:22,214 - Crazy ? - No. He was gay. 444 00:32:22,287 --> 00:32:24,551 - Wow. Really ? - Yeah. 445 00:32:24,623 --> 00:32:27,353 - I mean, I'm sorry. - No. 446 00:32:27,425 --> 00:32:29,620 I mean, I'm not sorry. I mean... 447 00:32:31,029 --> 00:32:34,021 - Save me. - It's okay. 448 00:32:34,099 --> 00:32:36,659 He was a great guy. 449 00:32:36,735 --> 00:32:40,694 I married the boy next door. Literally. We were 19. 450 00:32:40,772 --> 00:32:43,741 It didn't last very long. Couldn't, of course. 451 00:32:45,443 --> 00:32:49,174 I haven't seen him in a long time, but... but we're still friends. 452 00:32:49,247 --> 00:32:53,547 Which is more than I can say for the parade of total losers that followed. 453 00:32:53,618 --> 00:32:58,214 Are there any... recent or current losers ? 454 00:32:58,290 --> 00:33:00,281 No. 455 00:33:00,358 --> 00:33:04,385 I've been in a holding pattern where romance is concerned. 456 00:33:04,462 --> 00:33:07,989 - Well, things can change quickly. - Yeah. 457 00:33:12,570 --> 00:33:15,664 I'm sorry. 458 00:33:15,740 --> 00:33:19,801 This is... going a little too quickly for me. 459 00:33:21,746 --> 00:33:23,680 I can go slow. 460 00:33:24,849 --> 00:33:26,783 Look, Trent, you're a nice guy. I... 461 00:33:26,851 --> 00:33:30,947 - Aw ! Aw. That's... You know ? - What ? 462 00:33:31,022 --> 00:33:33,456 - I'm swimming ashore. You can call the Coast Guard. - Oh, come on. 463 00:33:33,525 --> 00:33:35,925 "Nice guy" ? That's... 464 00:33:35,994 --> 00:33:40,363 I haven't been dismissed with that since high school. 465 00:33:40,432 --> 00:33:42,923 Does that mean no second date ? 466 00:33:43,001 --> 00:33:45,333 I have a hard time trusting men. 467 00:33:45,403 --> 00:33:49,237 I'm not men. I'm not a group. Just me. 468 00:33:50,475 --> 00:33:52,875 Who probably has a lot of women after him. 469 00:33:52,944 --> 00:33:56,141 - So ? - So... 470 00:33:56,214 --> 00:33:58,808 Look, you know, you seem to want honesty... 471 00:33:58,883 --> 00:34:00,817 so I'll be honest with you. 472 00:34:00,885 --> 00:34:03,046 I don't really have a problem getting dates. 473 00:34:03,121 --> 00:34:06,648 But I'm 38 years old. I don't just want dates anymore. 474 00:34:06,725 --> 00:34:09,193 I'll tell you what I don't want. 475 00:34:09,260 --> 00:34:12,627 I don't want all of this calculated artificiality. 476 00:34:12,697 --> 00:34:17,794 This isn't me, Trent... this dress, the stupid little bows in my hair. And look at you. 477 00:34:17,869 --> 00:34:21,862 I mean, I don't imagine you sit around your house in an Armani suit. Do you ? 478 00:34:21,940 --> 00:34:25,341 No. My house is black-tie. 479 00:34:31,816 --> 00:34:34,341 - Look, I'm sorry, but... - I know, you have to go. 480 00:34:34,419 --> 00:34:37,786 - I'm already... Jesus... two hours late. - You're leavin' me too. 481 00:34:37,856 --> 00:34:40,654 It's okay. Really. Just go. Go. 482 00:34:40,725 --> 00:34:44,889 - Until the day I die, I'll remember that story. - Yeah, listen. Listen. 483 00:34:44,963 --> 00:34:49,059 You have been swell, listening to me like this. 484 00:34:49,134 --> 00:34:53,662 Bet you'll think twice about striking up a conversation in this bar again, huh ? 485 00:34:53,738 --> 00:34:56,104 Take care. All right ? 486 00:34:56,174 --> 00:34:58,642 - For once I really, really mean that. - Yeah. 487 00:34:58,710 --> 00:35:01,076 - Good-bye. - Bye. 488 00:35:06,885 --> 00:35:08,819 Taxi money. 489 00:35:08,887 --> 00:35:11,355 Don't even think of allowing that guy to drive. 490 00:35:11,423 --> 00:35:14,119 I'm a lawyer. I'll hunt you down. 491 00:35:20,665 --> 00:35:22,963 Look, Trent... 492 00:35:23,034 --> 00:35:26,333 if by some miracle, after this explosion of neuroses... 493 00:35:26,404 --> 00:35:28,804 you still want to see me, we can start from the top. 494 00:35:28,873 --> 00:35:31,307 You can cook dinner for me Tuesday. 495 00:35:32,544 --> 00:35:34,978 - Okay. - Good. 496 00:35:36,181 --> 00:35:38,615 - Tuesday. - Yeah. 497 00:35:38,683 --> 00:35:41,846 - You can come to my apartment. - Okay. 498 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,083 Meet my better half. 499 00:35:45,156 --> 00:35:49,559 - Better half ? - Yeah. My dog. Barley. 500 00:35:49,627 --> 00:35:52,357 Your dog Barley ? That'd be great. I'd love to meet Barley. 501 00:35:52,430 --> 00:35:54,364 - Good. - I'll bring the wine. 502 00:35:54,432 --> 00:35:56,559 - Great. - Good. 503 00:35:56,634 --> 00:35:59,228 - Tuesday night. - Absolutely. 504 00:35:59,304 --> 00:36:03,070 You know, Meredith, those stupid little bows ? 505 00:36:04,142 --> 00:36:06,076 I think they're adorable. 506 00:37:23,988 --> 00:37:26,957 Why did you stay with him ? 507 00:37:27,025 --> 00:37:30,290 Well, you. 508 00:37:30,361 --> 00:37:34,525 I guess I was the last generation of women who actually did that. 509 00:37:34,599 --> 00:37:38,365 It never even occurred to me to get a divorce. 510 00:37:38,436 --> 00:37:42,463 I was so relieved when he died. 511 00:37:42,540 --> 00:37:47,876 - Don't hold anything back, Mom. - Mmm. 512 00:37:47,946 --> 00:37:51,905 Ah, I like this new spirit of frankness. 513 00:37:51,983 --> 00:37:54,543 It's oddly cleansing. 514 00:38:05,396 --> 00:38:08,058 I want to know what you're like away from me here. 515 00:38:08,132 --> 00:38:12,296 That can't happen. The fact that you and I aren't involved beyond this room... 516 00:38:12,370 --> 00:38:14,702 is what... ahh... appeals to me. 517 00:38:14,772 --> 00:38:18,765 You know how to play your role damn well. 518 00:38:18,843 --> 00:38:21,539 Guilty as charged. 519 00:38:30,288 --> 00:38:34,554 - Roger, what do you want ? - I don't want much. 520 00:38:34,626 --> 00:38:37,754 I just want more of you. 521 00:38:39,797 --> 00:38:41,731 I can't give you that. 522 00:38:44,335 --> 00:38:47,964 Roger. Don't be an anger ball. 523 00:38:48,039 --> 00:38:49,973 "An anger ball" ? 524 00:38:51,576 --> 00:38:54,977 Don't you see ? What's great about you and me... 525 00:38:55,046 --> 00:38:59,881 right here, this very moment, is that we don't come through that door with a lot of baggage. 526 00:38:59,951 --> 00:39:03,717 We don't come through that door with any baggage at all. 527 00:39:03,788 --> 00:39:07,747 And aren't we lucky ? We don't bring anything in... 528 00:39:07,825 --> 00:39:11,124 and we don't take anything out. 529 00:39:26,778 --> 00:39:29,474 You're not the only one who can dance alone. 530 00:39:29,547 --> 00:39:33,483 - What ? - I said you look like a man in need of a Coke. 531 00:39:43,294 --> 00:39:46,493 My friend here will have a Coke, and I'll have a... 532 00:39:46,564 --> 00:39:50,261 Vodka martini, very dry, three olives. 533 00:39:50,334 --> 00:39:52,268 Good memory. 534 00:39:52,336 --> 00:39:55,499 My mind has an endless capacity for useless information. 535 00:39:58,009 --> 00:40:00,671 I've had a terrible day. 536 00:40:00,745 --> 00:40:04,112 I know we were talking about you for a moment there, but my day was so bad. 537 00:40:04,182 --> 00:40:06,650 "How bad was it ?" you might ask. 538 00:40:06,718 --> 00:40:09,744 - I might if you gave me the opportunity. - I was saving you the effort... 539 00:40:09,821 --> 00:40:12,756 so that after I tell you my tale of woe we can move on to happier topics. 540 00:40:12,824 --> 00:40:16,590 Perhaps one of your choosing. Anyway, I'm an actress. Did I tell you that ? 541 00:40:16,661 --> 00:40:21,030 - No. But I'm not surprised. - I had this monologue in class today. 542 00:40:21,099 --> 00:40:24,762 And I was prepared. You know, I mean, like really prepared. 543 00:40:24,836 --> 00:40:27,168 You know Suddenly Last Summer by Tennessee Williams ? 544 00:40:27,238 --> 00:40:30,867 - No. - Oh, it's one of my favorites. Great story. 545 00:40:30,942 --> 00:40:33,638 It's about this girl, Katherine... moi... 546 00:40:33,711 --> 00:40:37,442 who is slated for a lobotomy because the mother of her cousin wants to keep her mouth shut... 547 00:40:37,515 --> 00:40:40,916 about certain goings-on involving the old lady's son Sebastian. 548 00:40:40,985 --> 00:40:45,115 You see, the women sort of pimp for Cousin Sebastian. Are you following this ? 549 00:40:45,189 --> 00:40:46,986 - Amazingly, yes. - Anyway, it turns out... 550 00:40:47,058 --> 00:40:51,154 on their travels together Cousin Sebastian liked to troll the beaches... 551 00:40:51,229 --> 00:40:55,689 looking for young native boys in order to satisfy his base instincts. 552 00:40:55,767 --> 00:40:58,497 One hot afternoon in Cartagena... 553 00:40:58,569 --> 00:41:02,232 the boys decide they have had quite enough of Sebastian's shenanigans... 554 00:41:02,306 --> 00:41:05,742 and they... well, they eat him. 555 00:41:05,810 --> 00:41:09,337 - You mean metaphorically. - No. They really eat him. 556 00:41:09,413 --> 00:41:14,077 They devour him. In short, he's lunch. 557 00:41:14,152 --> 00:41:17,019 And Katherine witnesses every course... 558 00:41:17,088 --> 00:41:19,420 from soup to nuts. 559 00:41:19,490 --> 00:41:21,720 If you'll pardon the expression. 560 00:41:21,793 --> 00:41:25,320 Anyway, I'm about to do this killer monologue. I'm up next... 561 00:41:25,396 --> 00:41:28,957 If one more actor saunters into this class... 562 00:41:29,033 --> 00:41:33,834 and recites Katherine's "native boys ate my cousin Sebastian" speech... 563 00:41:33,905 --> 00:41:36,100 from Suddenly Last Summer... 564 00:41:36,174 --> 00:41:39,041 I am going to puke. 565 00:41:39,110 --> 00:41:42,477 Now, who is up next ? 566 00:41:43,815 --> 00:41:47,808 Um... Joan ! You're on. 567 00:41:49,287 --> 00:41:52,950 The teacher didn't lose his lunch. I did. 568 00:41:54,025 --> 00:41:56,789 - I'm sorry. - So am I. 569 00:41:59,664 --> 00:42:03,828 Now, on to happier topics, I promise. How about a movie ? 570 00:42:03,901 --> 00:42:05,732 - I told you. - I know. 571 00:42:05,803 --> 00:42:08,636 I know. You don't date. Is it a religious thing ? 572 00:42:08,706 --> 00:42:12,767 - No. - Well, you like movies, don't you ? 573 00:42:12,844 --> 00:42:14,778 - They're okay. - How about tomorrow night ? 574 00:42:14,846 --> 00:42:17,644 It doesn't have to be a date. We'll meet at the theater. 575 00:42:19,350 --> 00:42:22,979 - I don't know. - Look. I'll make it easy. Okay, blue boy ? 576 00:42:23,054 --> 00:42:26,888 Tomorrow night I'm going to the late show of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre at the Sunset Five. 577 00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:29,893 If you decide you would like to join the human race, meet me there. 578 00:42:35,366 --> 00:42:39,700 Now, in other news, they found a cure for cancer. Okay... moving on. 579 00:42:39,770 --> 00:42:42,898 - No, they... - Do you ever hear from Wendy ? 580 00:42:42,974 --> 00:42:46,569 What on Earth made you think of Wendy ? 581 00:42:46,644 --> 00:42:51,240 - Oh, I don't know. Just thinking about the old days. - Yes. 582 00:42:51,315 --> 00:42:53,715 Very old. Ancient. 583 00:42:55,353 --> 00:43:00,154 Well, do you ? Do you ever hear from her ? 584 00:43:00,224 --> 00:43:02,158 Any reason I should ? 585 00:43:02,226 --> 00:43:05,753 Any reason you should keep her picture in your desk ? 586 00:43:08,633 --> 00:43:12,865 None that you should concern yourself with. 587 00:43:12,937 --> 00:43:17,567 Viagra. Oh, God. 588 00:43:17,642 --> 00:43:21,510 Viagra. That's what everyone's talking about. Are you on it yet ? 589 00:43:21,579 --> 00:43:23,740 Just the men. Okay, well... 590 00:43:23,814 --> 00:43:26,044 it's so successful, you know, of course... 591 00:43:36,427 --> 00:43:38,361 - Hey. I made it. - Hi. 592 00:43:38,429 --> 00:43:42,559 - Uh, casually attired. - Wow. 593 00:43:42,633 --> 00:43:45,067 Yeah, I know. The flowers are a little much, and I'm late. 594 00:43:45,136 --> 00:43:47,263 But only because I had second thoughts about the flowers... 595 00:43:47,338 --> 00:43:50,364 and I threw them away halfway down the block, and then I had third thoughts... 596 00:43:50,441 --> 00:43:52,466 and went back and got them. 597 00:43:52,543 --> 00:43:54,807 Well, I'm glad you did. 598 00:43:54,879 --> 00:43:57,177 Thank you. 599 00:43:57,248 --> 00:43:59,182 Come in. Come in, come in, come in. 600 00:43:59,250 --> 00:44:03,380 - Thanks. - I... I hope you like Italian. 601 00:44:03,454 --> 00:44:05,649 - I hope you like merlot. - I do. 602 00:44:05,723 --> 00:44:07,748 Wow ! That's a... 603 00:44:07,825 --> 00:44:09,759 - Barley. - That's some dog ! That's... 604 00:44:09,827 --> 00:44:13,058 - Barley, get down, sweetie. Come on. - Whoa. 605 00:44:13,130 --> 00:44:15,758 - My family has a thing for pets. - Yeah. Oh. 606 00:44:15,833 --> 00:44:18,301 That's... That's certainly impressive. 607 00:44:18,369 --> 00:44:22,897 Suddenly I'm feeling a little inadequate. That's... 608 00:44:23,975 --> 00:44:26,603 I... It's almost ready. I... 609 00:44:26,677 --> 00:44:31,341 Sorry that took me so long. I was on the phone with one of my sisters. 610 00:44:32,650 --> 00:44:36,177 - The married one. - The one who's having an affair ? 611 00:44:36,253 --> 00:44:38,483 Yeah, well, the one who's always having an affair. 612 00:44:38,556 --> 00:44:40,820 Her husband doesn't suspect anything ? 613 00:44:40,891 --> 00:44:44,520 Her husband is sweet, but he's a bit dim. 614 00:44:46,063 --> 00:44:48,657 He doesn't have much of an imagination. 615 00:44:48,733 --> 00:44:51,668 Chandler girls like their men with imagination ? 616 00:44:51,736 --> 00:44:54,034 Yeah. It helps. 617 00:44:55,373 --> 00:44:59,639 You know, I'm told I have a good imagination. 618 00:45:01,645 --> 00:45:03,840 I don't want to have sex tonight. 619 00:45:07,551 --> 00:45:10,884 - Okay. - I mean if that's why you thought I invited you over here... 620 00:45:10,955 --> 00:45:13,082 - I invited myself over here. - Well, whatever. 621 00:45:13,157 --> 00:45:16,149 - I mean, I know that must be kind of unusual. - It's not unusual. I... 622 00:45:16,227 --> 00:45:18,161 I mean, I'm sure that most women don't turn you down. 623 00:45:18,229 --> 00:45:20,629 Meredith, can we talk about something else ? 624 00:45:20,698 --> 00:45:23,326 Honestly, sex is the last thing on my mind right now. 625 00:45:23,401 --> 00:45:25,631 - Okay, okay. - Okay ? 626 00:45:25,703 --> 00:45:28,866 Okay. Okay. 627 00:45:28,939 --> 00:45:32,500 Want a taste ? I mean, I'm sorry if I ruined your plans. That's all. 628 00:45:32,576 --> 00:45:35,511 I didn't have any plans ! I just think... 629 00:45:35,579 --> 00:45:38,013 You know, you've got a few too many rules working for you... 630 00:45:38,082 --> 00:45:41,051 and way too many rules workin' against me ! 631 00:45:41,118 --> 00:45:44,315 I really like you, but... 632 00:45:44,388 --> 00:45:46,982 This kind of thing is pissing me off. 633 00:45:50,394 --> 00:45:53,158 Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. 634 00:45:56,267 --> 00:45:59,395 I can't understand why you haven't had a relationship lately. 635 00:46:02,406 --> 00:46:06,103 Really ? Well, that doesn't take long, does it ? 636 00:46:06,177 --> 00:46:08,407 - What doesn't ? - I mean, you turn a guy down... 637 00:46:08,479 --> 00:46:11,607 and wham, he just metamorphoses into an anger ball. 638 00:46:11,682 --> 00:46:13,843 - "Anger ball" ? - See ? 639 00:46:13,918 --> 00:46:17,354 All I said was I have a good imagination. 640 00:46:17,421 --> 00:46:20,618 - I wasn't talking about sex. - Really. 641 00:46:20,691 --> 00:46:23,683 I've had enough... sex. 642 00:46:23,761 --> 00:46:25,695 Mostly with women I didn't really like... 643 00:46:25,763 --> 00:46:29,028 and probably didn't really like me. 644 00:46:31,535 --> 00:46:33,730 Call me nuts, man, but I... I like you. 645 00:46:33,804 --> 00:46:36,136 And... 646 00:46:36,207 --> 00:46:39,699 yeah, if something happens between us, sex will probably enter into it. 647 00:46:39,777 --> 00:46:43,577 But not until you break the brick wall down around yourself... 648 00:46:43,647 --> 00:46:46,980 and certainly not tonight. 649 00:46:49,954 --> 00:46:51,888 Are you finished ? 650 00:46:52,990 --> 00:46:55,458 - Yeah. - I'll show you out. 651 00:46:57,061 --> 00:47:00,622 - What ! - Look, this is exactly what I don't want. 652 00:47:00,698 --> 00:47:02,598 - Somebody being straight with you ? - Yes ! 653 00:47:02,666 --> 00:47:05,897 Yes, yes. 654 00:47:05,970 --> 00:47:10,498 You know what, Trent ? I do not have the stamina for this. 655 00:47:10,574 --> 00:47:12,508 I don't. 656 00:47:12,576 --> 00:47:15,511 - Meredith, we haven't even started anything. - You know what ? 657 00:47:15,579 --> 00:47:19,242 We're not going to. 658 00:47:19,316 --> 00:47:22,979 Because let me just jump ahead to the inevitable. Okay ? 659 00:47:24,054 --> 00:47:25,988 We get together. 660 00:47:26,056 --> 00:47:29,025 You hurt me. It ends badly. 661 00:47:29,093 --> 00:47:33,257 That's a really depressing way to look at a fledgling relationship. 662 00:47:33,330 --> 00:47:36,697 Well, there's nothing fledgling about it. 663 00:47:36,767 --> 00:47:39,668 And honestly, that is the only viewpoint that I have. 664 00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:46,440 Then I feel sorry for you, Meredith, because I didn't come over here to hurt you. 665 00:47:52,082 --> 00:47:55,449 - I hope Barley likes Italian. - He does. 666 00:48:10,100 --> 00:48:11,829 What ? 667 00:48:23,647 --> 00:48:26,081 What are you watching ? 668 00:48:26,150 --> 00:48:28,414 Midnight Lace. 669 00:48:28,485 --> 00:48:31,921 Ah. Doris Day. 670 00:48:31,989 --> 00:48:34,583 Oh, yeah. That's the one where she thinks she's going crazy... 671 00:48:34,658 --> 00:48:37,354 but it's really her husband that's driving her to suicide... 672 00:48:37,428 --> 00:48:39,419 for her money. 673 00:48:39,896 --> 00:48:42,021 Well, thank you, Paul ! 674 00:48:42,099 --> 00:48:45,535 Why don't you just go... go find a theater that's showing Citizen Kane... 675 00:48:45,603 --> 00:48:48,197 and yell out "Rosebud is a sled" ? 676 00:48:48,272 --> 00:48:50,740 - I'm sorry. I thought you'd seen it before. - Well, I hadn't. 677 00:48:50,808 --> 00:48:53,174 I mean, I thought we'd seen it before. 678 00:48:53,244 --> 00:48:55,838 Perhaps you have me confused with Wendy. 679 00:48:55,913 --> 00:48:57,847 So that's what this is all about. 680 00:48:57,915 --> 00:49:02,375 - What "this" ? There isn't any "this." - No ? No "this" ? 681 00:49:02,453 --> 00:49:04,512 Do you normally speak through clenched teeth ? 682 00:49:04,588 --> 00:49:07,421 I'm not speaking any different than normal. 683 00:49:07,491 --> 00:49:10,051 - Differently. - Oh! 684 00:49:21,035 --> 00:49:22,969 You are being idiotic. 685 00:49:23,037 --> 00:49:27,633 Well, you wouldn't want me to act any different than normal, would you ? 686 00:49:27,708 --> 00:49:31,075 - "Differently." - This isn't exactly what I had in mind. 687 00:49:31,145 --> 00:49:33,636 - Do you still see her ? - Who ? 688 00:49:33,714 --> 00:49:36,547 "Who ?" Who ? Doris Day ! 689 00:49:36,617 --> 00:49:39,142 Oh, you mean Wendy. 690 00:49:39,220 --> 00:49:41,814 You thought I didn't know, didn't you ? 691 00:49:41,889 --> 00:49:45,484 You think the little woman doesn't know when her husband has an affair. 692 00:49:45,559 --> 00:49:50,223 Hannah, it was 25 years ago, and it wasn't an affair. 693 00:49:50,298 --> 00:49:52,493 Oh, don't insult my intelligence. 694 00:49:52,566 --> 00:49:56,161 Your intelligence, at the moment, is in serious doubt. 695 00:49:56,237 --> 00:49:59,001 - Screw you ! - Hannah. 696 00:49:59,073 --> 00:50:01,564 Paul. 697 00:50:07,915 --> 00:50:12,181 Do you really want to talk about this ? Hmm ? 698 00:50:12,253 --> 00:50:17,452 Because if you do, I'll tell you everything you want to know. 699 00:50:17,525 --> 00:50:20,460 You might start by being honest with me. 700 00:50:20,528 --> 00:50:23,326 - It wasn't an affair ? - It wasn't. 701 00:50:23,397 --> 00:50:27,993 - I never slept with Wendy. - Oh, please ! 702 00:50:28,069 --> 00:50:30,469 Hey, calm down. You're overwrought. 703 00:50:30,538 --> 00:50:32,802 I am perfectly wrought. 704 00:50:32,873 --> 00:50:35,967 Given the circumstances, I'm even a bit underwrought. 705 00:50:36,043 --> 00:50:38,807 - There's no such word. - There is now. 706 00:50:40,715 --> 00:50:44,651 Do you want to know... why I didn't sleep with Wendy ? 707 00:50:50,758 --> 00:50:53,852 I am, as they say, all ears. 708 00:50:53,928 --> 00:50:57,364 Well, I never slept with Wendy... 709 00:50:57,431 --> 00:51:00,423 because I was too much in love with her. 710 00:51:02,837 --> 00:51:04,771 Oh. 711 00:51:09,610 --> 00:51:12,807 You couldn't have died without telling me that ? 712 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,824 Keenan ? You going out ? 713 00:51:28,896 --> 00:51:32,491 Yes, Dad. 714 00:51:36,904 --> 00:51:39,668 Hi. I know for this technically not to be a date... 715 00:51:39,740 --> 00:51:43,176 we should have gone dutch, but the tickets were selling out so fast, so... 716 00:51:43,244 --> 00:51:46,270 What would you have done if I didn't show up ? 717 00:51:46,447 --> 00:51:48,838 Well, after I recovered from the supreme disappointment... 718 00:51:48,916 --> 00:51:51,510 and picked up the pieces of my fractured ego... 719 00:51:51,585 --> 00:51:55,351 I would have run down the escalator and invited the guy standing on the corner. 720 00:51:55,423 --> 00:51:57,357 You know, the one holding the sign. 721 00:51:57,425 --> 00:52:00,019 The one that says, "Will work for food" ? 722 00:52:00,094 --> 00:52:03,359 Or a movie. You should have read the fine print. 723 00:52:06,767 --> 00:52:09,531 I'll plant my own tree 724 00:52:09,603 --> 00:52:13,300 And I'll make it grow 725 00:52:13,374 --> 00:52:16,138 My tree will not be 726 00:52:16,210 --> 00:52:20,112 Just one in a row 727 00:52:20,181 --> 00:52:23,150 My tree will offer shade 728 00:52:23,217 --> 00:52:27,017 When strangers go by 729 00:52:27,087 --> 00:52:29,317 If you're a stranger 730 00:52:29,390 --> 00:52:31,654 Brother, well, so am I 731 00:52:31,725 --> 00:52:33,693 Gin gimlet, rocks. 732 00:52:33,761 --> 00:52:35,695 Make it two. 733 00:52:35,763 --> 00:52:37,822 - I'm Lana. - Hugh. 734 00:52:37,898 --> 00:52:40,526 I haven't seen you here before. 735 00:52:40,601 --> 00:52:44,332 - Well, how do you know that ? - Honey, you sounded like John Wayne in a bathhouse. 736 00:52:44,405 --> 00:52:47,340 Well, as a matter of fact, this is my first time here. 737 00:52:47,408 --> 00:52:50,673 I'm 28 years old, in case you're wondering. 738 00:52:50,744 --> 00:52:53,508 And that's in real years, not Heather Locklear years. 739 00:52:53,581 --> 00:52:55,549 I'm also a drag queen. 740 00:52:55,616 --> 00:52:59,518 - I think I figured that out. - Well, I just didn't want there to be any misunderstanding. 741 00:52:59,587 --> 00:53:01,817 This ain't no disco, and I don't want no Crying Game confusion. 742 00:53:01,889 --> 00:53:04,687 I want it understood up front, I may be a fabulous-looking broad... 743 00:53:04,758 --> 00:53:06,692 but I've got a penis. 744 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,695 - So do I. - Well, then we'll get along just fine. 745 00:53:09,763 --> 00:53:13,790 So you come on and tell Lana what the fuck you're doing in this place. 746 00:53:15,368 --> 00:53:18,134 I had a... fight with my wife. 747 00:53:18,205 --> 00:53:20,639 - Old story. - Well, it's an old story... 748 00:53:20,708 --> 00:53:23,302 but it's a newish twist. 749 00:53:23,377 --> 00:53:26,312 "Newish twist" ? Damn, that's a bitch to say with my sibilance. 750 00:53:26,380 --> 00:53:28,314 I'll have to roll that one around my tongue later. 751 00:53:28,382 --> 00:53:32,716 Unless you got better ideas. "Newish twist." Continue. 752 00:53:32,786 --> 00:53:37,086 My wife discovered I was stepping out on her. 753 00:53:37,157 --> 00:53:39,057 When does the "newish" part come in ? 754 00:53:39,126 --> 00:53:41,060 That one's older than Lauren Bacall. 755 00:53:41,128 --> 00:53:44,495 Well, I cheated on my wife... 756 00:53:44,565 --> 00:53:47,159 with her brother. 757 00:53:47,234 --> 00:53:51,830 Make that a double, and keep 'em coming. 758 00:53:51,906 --> 00:53:54,340 It's impossible Tell you right now 759 00:53:54,408 --> 00:53:56,876 If I tried it I'd never know how 760 00:53:56,944 --> 00:54:00,311 He's her younger brother. Sam. 761 00:54:00,381 --> 00:54:03,179 I knew he was gay, of course. You can always tell. 762 00:54:03,250 --> 00:54:05,514 It's called "gay-dar". 763 00:54:05,586 --> 00:54:08,180 - I'm not gay or anything. - No, no, no. 764 00:54:08,255 --> 00:54:10,189 Of course not. 765 00:54:10,257 --> 00:54:13,192 It's just something about him. 766 00:54:13,260 --> 00:54:17,526 He always looked at me like he could see right inside me... 767 00:54:17,598 --> 00:54:19,532 to my true soul. 768 00:54:31,545 --> 00:54:34,981 Don't look at me with that tone of voice. 769 00:54:38,552 --> 00:54:42,921 Let me... try and explain this. 770 00:54:42,990 --> 00:54:46,983 Wendy came along at a time when I needed somebody. 771 00:54:47,061 --> 00:54:52,829 If this is supposed to be making me feel better, you're failing miserably. 772 00:54:52,900 --> 00:54:54,993 It didn't mean that I didn't love you. 773 00:54:55,069 --> 00:54:57,264 In fact, it meant that I did love you. 774 00:54:57,338 --> 00:54:59,499 Well... 775 00:54:59,573 --> 00:55:04,169 you seem to have been loving a lot of people right about then : 776 00:55:04,244 --> 00:55:06,508 the kids... 777 00:55:06,580 --> 00:55:09,515 Wendy, me. 778 00:55:09,583 --> 00:55:11,574 Anybody else ? 779 00:55:11,652 --> 00:55:14,120 Hannah, we've been married for 40 years. 780 00:55:14,188 --> 00:55:16,952 There were some rough times. Admit it. 781 00:55:17,024 --> 00:55:19,458 Oh, I admit it. 782 00:55:19,526 --> 00:55:22,461 This is one of them. 783 00:55:22,529 --> 00:55:25,794 You know I spent a lot of time that summer with Wendy. 784 00:55:25,866 --> 00:55:29,131 Our production company did throw us together. 785 00:55:29,203 --> 00:55:31,797 If I remember correctly, I hired her. 786 00:55:31,872 --> 00:55:36,309 Right. We were launching your first show. 787 00:55:36,377 --> 00:55:39,813 And... well, Wendy was a big help. 788 00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:41,939 Oh, I'll bet. 789 00:55:45,552 --> 00:55:48,316 - Were you really in love with her ? - Yes. 790 00:55:48,389 --> 00:55:52,325 Yeah, I was. I remember wishing then that I wasn't. 791 00:55:52,393 --> 00:55:54,588 I couldn't think straight for a whole year. 792 00:55:56,230 --> 00:55:59,996 - That's when you lost all that weight. - Yes. 793 00:56:00,067 --> 00:56:03,833 - I thought it was overwork. - It was Wendy. 794 00:56:06,407 --> 00:56:08,841 - I didn't love you any less. - Oh, don't. 795 00:56:08,909 --> 00:56:11,002 - I didn't. - Don't. 796 00:56:11,078 --> 00:56:14,707 I just loved her... 797 00:56:14,782 --> 00:56:16,716 differently. 798 00:56:16,784 --> 00:56:18,718 Differently. 800 00:56:23,023 --> 00:56:25,651 And you really didn't sleep with her ? 801 00:56:25,726 --> 00:56:27,660 No. 802 00:56:29,529 --> 00:56:31,793 Of course not. 803 00:56:31,865 --> 00:56:35,130 And you didn't want to sleep with her ? 804 00:56:35,202 --> 00:56:37,796 Oh, good God, yes, I did. 805 00:56:40,541 --> 00:56:44,705 You bastard. You bastard ! 806 00:56:44,778 --> 00:56:46,803 What... 807 00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:49,144 - Hey ! - Just don't touch me ! Just... 808 00:56:49,216 --> 00:56:51,810 I've had it ! 809 00:56:51,885 --> 00:56:53,944 Well, you did ask. 810 00:56:57,224 --> 00:56:59,158 Oh, boy. 811 00:57:10,738 --> 00:57:14,265 A couple times during the movie I thought you ducked out on me. 812 00:57:14,341 --> 00:57:16,275 I had to use the bathroom. 813 00:57:16,343 --> 00:57:19,608 Well, at crucial times like these, you should inform a girl about having a small bladder. 814 00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:22,444 It saves her from abandonment fantasies. 815 00:57:22,516 --> 00:57:25,952 Would it help at all if I told you I didn't sit down to pee ? 816 00:57:26,019 --> 00:57:28,613 In this theater, I don't sit down to pee. 817 00:57:36,196 --> 00:57:38,130 Going dancing ? 818 00:57:38,198 --> 00:57:40,291 Maybe. 819 00:57:40,367 --> 00:57:42,631 I'm not asking to go with you, you know. 820 00:57:42,703 --> 00:57:45,137 We can take this slowly. 821 00:57:45,205 --> 00:57:48,299 Joan, this isn't anything. 822 00:57:48,375 --> 00:57:51,970 It's not anything now, and it won't be anything ever. 823 00:57:52,045 --> 00:57:57,312 Wow. Message received. End of date. 824 00:57:57,384 --> 00:57:59,648 - I'll walk you to your car. - Oh, that's so sweet. 825 00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:01,654 That is so sweet. He never wants to see her again... 826 00:58:01,722 --> 00:58:04,316 but he doesn't want her to be dismembered in the underground parking. 827 00:58:04,391 --> 00:58:08,327 - Where are you parked ? - On the "Artist formerly known as Prince" level. 828 00:58:16,537 --> 00:58:19,267 Which one is yours ? 829 00:58:19,339 --> 00:58:21,933 The V.W. in space 23. 830 00:58:22,309 --> 00:58:25,445 There's nothing in space 23. 831 00:58:25,512 --> 00:58:27,446 Really ? 832 00:58:31,351 --> 00:58:33,979 Shit ! Shit ! 833 00:58:34,054 --> 00:58:37,285 Shit ! Shit ! Shit ! Shit ! 834 00:58:37,357 --> 00:58:39,723 Shit ! I cannot believe this ! 835 00:58:39,793 --> 00:58:41,727 I cannot believe this ! 836 00:58:41,795 --> 00:58:43,729 Maybe you remembered wrong. Maybe you're on the Rolling Stones level. 837 00:58:43,797 --> 00:58:46,231 - No ! - The Madonna level ? 838 00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:50,396 - I wouldn't be caught dead on the Madonna level. - We'll call the police. 839 00:58:50,470 --> 00:58:54,463 - I'm sure they'll be able to find it. - I can't fucking believe this ! 840 00:58:56,043 --> 00:58:58,511 My parents bought me that car. 841 00:58:58,579 --> 00:59:00,513 Joan, don't... 842 00:59:00,581 --> 00:59:02,515 What ? Don't what ? 843 00:59:02,583 --> 00:59:05,780 Don't cry ? I don't fucking cry. 844 00:59:05,853 --> 00:59:07,787 It's something of a thing with me. 845 00:59:19,066 --> 00:59:21,330 It's very... nice. 846 00:59:21,401 --> 00:59:26,202 It's a hole, but it suits me and Blanche just dandy. 847 00:59:26,273 --> 00:59:28,070 Speaking of Blanche... 848 00:59:28,141 --> 00:59:30,701 Jesus ! 849 00:59:30,777 --> 00:59:34,110 - You scared her. - That's the ugliest cat I've ever seen. 850 00:59:34,181 --> 00:59:37,014 - She's an angel. - She only has one eye. 851 00:59:37,084 --> 00:59:41,248 Yeah, but it's her good one. Come on, Blanche. That mean man won't hurt you. 852 00:59:41,621 --> 00:59:43,221 I should... I should be going. 853 00:59:43,290 --> 00:59:44,814 - I can make coffee. - I don't drink coffee. 854 00:59:45,926 --> 00:59:48,292 He doesn't drink coffee. 855 00:59:49,429 --> 00:59:51,863 - Ovaltine ? - I don't want to... 856 00:59:51,932 --> 00:59:55,527 You don't want to be mean. Go ahead. 857 00:59:55,602 --> 00:59:58,366 You're terrific. 858 00:59:58,438 --> 01:00:00,372 Sensational, really. 859 01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:03,409 - But I'm not right for you. - Wow. 860 01:00:03,477 --> 01:00:06,037 You should write these kiss-offs down. 861 01:00:06,113 --> 01:00:09,742 They'd be perfect for a chapter called, "Piercing the heart in exactly ten words." 862 01:00:09,816 --> 01:00:11,750 That was ten words, wasn't it ? 863 01:00:11,818 --> 01:00:16,118 "You are terrific. Sensational, really. But I'm not right for you." Yep. 864 01:00:16,189 --> 01:00:18,817 I can't say any more except for that I'm sorry... 865 01:00:18,892 --> 01:00:21,622 and... good-bye. 866 01:00:21,695 --> 01:00:25,153 Good-bye or good night ? 867 01:00:25,232 --> 01:00:27,166 Good-bye. 868 01:00:38,245 --> 01:00:41,510 Hi. No, you did it all perfectly. 869 01:00:41,581 --> 01:00:43,674 I'll pick up the car tomorrow. 870 01:00:43,750 --> 01:00:47,015 No, you won't be meeting him. It didn't work out. 871 01:00:47,087 --> 01:00:50,853 Oh, how should I put this. He's virtually non compos mentis. 872 01:00:50,924 --> 01:00:52,858 Any resemblance between any real person... 873 01:00:52,926 --> 01:00:55,827 living or dead, is purely coincidental. 874 01:00:57,097 --> 01:00:59,031 You want more ? 875 01:00:59,099 --> 01:01:01,863 Well, the lad doesn't say much, and when he does... 876 01:01:01,935 --> 01:01:06,201 he finds just the right words to crush my soul. 877 01:01:06,273 --> 01:01:08,207 Of course I'm crazy about him. 878 01:01:11,611 --> 01:01:15,445 - Last call ! - We'll have two more apiece. 879 01:01:16,550 --> 01:01:18,643 No... you won't. 880 01:01:25,726 --> 01:01:28,718 So, honey... what's next for you ? 881 01:01:30,063 --> 01:01:32,998 I am going to call a taxi... 882 01:01:33,066 --> 01:01:35,057 and tell him to take me... 883 01:01:35,135 --> 01:01:37,069 - Let me guess. Sam's place. - Sam's place. 884 01:01:37,137 --> 01:01:39,128 Exactly. 885 01:01:39,206 --> 01:01:41,538 Can I tell you something ? 886 01:01:41,608 --> 01:01:43,838 I told you everything. 887 01:01:43,910 --> 01:01:46,003 You can tell me anything. 888 01:01:46,079 --> 01:01:48,639 I have had a good time with you, darlin'. 889 01:01:48,715 --> 01:01:52,173 Right entertaining, it was. 890 01:01:52,252 --> 01:01:54,186 But, sweetie... 891 01:01:54,254 --> 01:01:56,620 who the fuck do you think you're kidding ? 892 01:01:58,158 --> 01:02:00,092 What do you mean ? 893 01:02:02,162 --> 01:02:05,029 Lana may be three sheets to the proverbial wind... 894 01:02:05,098 --> 01:02:07,191 but I don't believe a word... 895 01:02:07,267 --> 01:02:11,704 out of your pretty, straight-ass mouth. 896 01:02:13,807 --> 01:02:15,741 Nighty-night. 897 01:02:22,382 --> 01:02:25,146 Taxis. 898 01:02:25,218 --> 01:02:28,813 Or... I get off in ten minutes. 899 01:03:23,376 --> 01:03:25,469 Gracie... 900 01:03:25,545 --> 01:03:28,639 You don't have to say anything, Roger. 901 01:03:30,050 --> 01:03:31,984 It's been fun. 902 01:03:34,221 --> 01:03:36,155 It's been fun. 903 01:03:52,906 --> 01:03:54,897 Can I buy you a drink ? 904 01:03:56,076 --> 01:03:58,010 I already have one. 905 01:04:03,917 --> 01:04:06,010 How about another ? 906 01:04:07,587 --> 01:04:11,523 Yo ! She'll have another. I'm gonna have what she's having. 907 01:04:11,591 --> 01:04:14,617 I... I like your tight body. 908 01:04:14,694 --> 01:04:16,685 It looks like it would do what I tell it. 909 01:04:16,763 --> 01:04:18,697 What ? 910 01:04:18,765 --> 01:04:21,461 - I said... - No, I heard what you said. 911 01:04:21,535 --> 01:04:25,631 And I'll admit that "What ?" was a rather banal, cliche, non-colorful response. 912 01:04:25,705 --> 01:04:29,971 What I really meant to say was, "Why don't you do the world a big, fat, fucking favor... 913 01:04:30,043 --> 01:04:32,204 and crawl back into your mother's womb ?" 914 01:04:32,279 --> 01:04:34,747 Some girls like men to say things like that to them. 915 01:04:34,814 --> 01:04:37,476 Some girls like men to take a dump on them. 916 01:04:37,551 --> 01:04:39,519 I'm not either one of those girls. 917 01:04:39,586 --> 01:04:41,645 I love your dirty little mouth. 918 01:04:41,721 --> 01:04:45,487 - This conversation is so over. - What... Hey, what's your problem ? 919 01:04:45,559 --> 01:04:48,995 What's my problem ? Wow, that is fucking priceless ! 920 01:04:49,062 --> 01:04:51,496 You cannot be for real. Is there a hidden camera around here ? 921 01:04:51,565 --> 01:04:53,658 Now, are you a natural redhead ? 922 01:04:53,733 --> 01:04:55,826 If you even so much as think of touching me... 923 01:04:55,902 --> 01:04:57,893 you're gonna find yourself limping back to your mother's womb. 924 01:04:57,971 --> 01:05:00,439 - I'll take my chances. - Yeah ? 925 01:05:00,507 --> 01:05:03,032 Dude, you okay ? 926 01:05:03,109 --> 01:05:05,168 Good one. 927 01:05:09,916 --> 01:05:12,282 Fuck ! 928 01:05:12,352 --> 01:05:16,288 - This isn't how it looks. - Most things aren't. 929 01:05:16,356 --> 01:05:18,256 - Right. - Joan... 930 01:05:19,859 --> 01:05:22,521 I've been thinkin'. 931 01:05:22,596 --> 01:05:25,531 - And ? - And I feel... 932 01:05:26,866 --> 01:05:28,959 - I feel... - You could have fooled me. 933 01:05:29,035 --> 01:05:33,096 I mean, that you feel. That you feel anything. 934 01:05:33,173 --> 01:05:36,142 - Okay, now you're being mean. - You know what, Keenan ? 935 01:05:36,209 --> 01:05:39,303 - Pardon me for being an anger ball. - "An anger ball" ? 936 01:05:39,379 --> 01:05:41,609 But a lot has happened to me in the last few days... 937 01:05:41,681 --> 01:05:44,309 on the emotional roller coaster which I laughingly call my life. 938 01:05:44,384 --> 01:05:46,750 Hell, a lot's happened to me in the last few minutes. 939 01:05:46,820 --> 01:05:48,913 So you know what ? Let's just call this the new me. 940 01:05:48,989 --> 01:05:51,549 There was nothing wrong with the old you. 941 01:05:52,726 --> 01:05:55,160 Man... 942 01:05:55,228 --> 01:05:58,664 You can't treat people like you treat people... 943 01:05:58,732 --> 01:06:02,498 and then say something adorable like that. 944 01:06:04,070 --> 01:06:06,470 There's some things about me you don't know. 945 01:06:06,539 --> 01:06:09,770 I don't know anything about you ! 946 01:06:09,909 --> 01:06:13,003 Stop. Who's going to pay for all of this ? 947 01:06:13,079 --> 01:06:15,104 We don't need the depositions now. 948 01:06:15,181 --> 01:06:17,115 I don't do anything for nothing ! 949 01:06:17,183 --> 01:06:20,414 - I'll pay him. - Then I'll be forgiving. 950 01:06:20,487 --> 01:06:22,455 Good. We must go and give your mother the good news. 951 01:06:22,522 --> 01:06:24,922 And I'll go count my money. 952 01:06:42,709 --> 01:06:45,769 - We're a hit. - Yeah, well, let's see what the critics have to say. 953 01:06:45,845 --> 01:06:47,904 Hey, who cares what the critics have to say ? 954 01:06:47,981 --> 01:06:49,915 - I do. - I do. 955 01:06:49,983 --> 01:06:51,917 - Okay. - I'm sure they'll love it. 956 01:06:55,388 --> 01:06:57,481 It was a good play. 957 01:06:57,557 --> 01:07:00,321 You mean before I deconstructed it ? 958 01:07:00,693 --> 01:07:02,486 Before and after. 959 01:07:02,562 --> 01:07:05,531 I'd say it was the perfect blend of Moliere and Meredith. 960 01:07:05,598 --> 01:07:08,158 I'm glad you came. 961 01:07:08,234 --> 01:07:12,034 - Last time we saw each other was a bit... - Yeah, I know. 962 01:07:12,105 --> 01:07:14,266 It didn't quite go as I had hoped. 963 01:07:14,341 --> 01:07:16,434 You don't have to apologize. 964 01:07:16,509 --> 01:07:18,602 I'm not... apologizing. 965 01:07:18,678 --> 01:07:21,078 I didn't do anything wrong. 966 01:07:22,182 --> 01:07:24,946 - Oh, and I did, I suppose. - Uh-huh. 967 01:07:25,018 --> 01:07:28,545 But I've decided not to let you get away with it. 968 01:07:28,621 --> 01:07:31,112 So, I'm inviting you to dinner... 969 01:07:31,191 --> 01:07:33,125 at my house. 970 01:07:33,193 --> 01:07:36,287 Tomorrow night, 8:00 sharp. 971 01:07:39,866 --> 01:07:41,800 Don't bring your dog. 972 01:07:46,172 --> 01:07:48,970 You really want to kiss me, don't you ? 973 01:07:49,042 --> 01:07:51,169 - Boy, do I. - Tell me how much. 974 01:07:51,244 --> 01:07:54,077 - Tell me. - What's on ? 975 01:07:54,147 --> 01:07:56,081 Psycho's going on in ten minutes. 976 01:07:56,149 --> 01:07:59,243 If you're about to say, "That's the one where the guy dresses up in his mother's clothes... 977 01:07:59,319 --> 01:08:01,253 and kills people", don't bother. 978 01:08:01,321 --> 01:08:03,812 I've already seen this one. Alone. 979 01:08:03,890 --> 01:08:07,986 I was just wondering when you were planning on speaking to me again. 980 01:08:08,061 --> 01:08:10,655 I mean, about something other than Psycho. 981 01:08:10,730 --> 01:08:14,029 It's almost been 24 hours since we traded barbs. 982 01:08:14,100 --> 01:08:17,900 We don't want to get rusty, do we ? 983 01:08:17,971 --> 01:08:22,601 I mean, just how much longer do I have to wait... 984 01:08:22,675 --> 01:08:24,700 for my next dose of vitriol ? 985 01:08:24,778 --> 01:08:26,712 How long have you got ? 986 01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:31,046 A good question. 987 01:08:35,188 --> 01:08:37,713 Oh, damn. 988 01:08:37,791 --> 01:08:41,283 On the first date my husband asked me : 989 01:08:41,361 --> 01:08:45,457 "Gracie... do you dream ?" 990 01:08:46,699 --> 01:08:49,293 And I said, "Yes." 991 01:08:49,369 --> 01:08:54,534 From the time I get up in the morning until I go to bed at night. 992 01:08:54,607 --> 01:08:58,065 You know how they say the first time is never any good ? 993 01:08:59,712 --> 01:09:02,977 Well, with us, it was wonderful. 994 01:09:06,886 --> 01:09:09,821 I never felt so awake. 995 01:09:11,558 --> 01:09:16,154 I had to reassure him that crying was just my standard reaction... 996 01:09:16,229 --> 01:09:18,663 to tremendous pleasure. 997 01:09:21,401 --> 01:09:25,337 He held me, and he said that he wanted to make me cry... 998 01:09:25,405 --> 01:09:28,670 for the rest of our lives. 999 01:09:29,909 --> 01:09:32,343 Flash forward 15 years... 1000 01:09:32,412 --> 01:09:37,679 and somehow the two of us became one... and one. 1001 01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:44,354 And now I find myself living with a roommate instead of a husband. 1002 01:09:44,424 --> 01:09:46,517 And I have dogs instead of children... 1003 01:09:46,593 --> 01:09:50,029 because I can have dogs, but I can't have children. 1004 01:09:50,096 --> 01:09:53,031 And... 1005 01:09:53,099 --> 01:09:57,229 Oh, I've forgotten who blames who for that. 1006 01:10:01,274 --> 01:10:03,708 And I haven't cried in a very long time. 1007 01:10:14,220 --> 01:10:19,317 My breaking point happened this afternoon... 1008 01:10:19,392 --> 01:10:22,793 when I picked up my kids from day care. 1009 01:10:24,898 --> 01:10:26,832 With you... 1010 01:10:26,900 --> 01:10:30,836 I was spontaneous for the first time in my entire life. 1011 01:10:32,238 --> 01:10:35,264 And I discovered I'm not very good at spontaneity. 1012 01:10:37,577 --> 01:10:41,513 Is there something that you can see your husband doing... 1013 01:10:41,581 --> 01:10:44,175 or saying that would make a difference ? 1014 01:10:44,250 --> 01:10:47,845 Sometimes I think it could be as simple as his asking me to go for a walk. 1016 01:10:51,758 --> 01:10:55,023 Anything, so long as it felt like a start. 1017 01:10:55,094 --> 01:10:57,528 Maybe this was your start. 1018 01:10:57,597 --> 01:11:00,657 You're a fucking optimist. 1019 01:11:00,733 --> 01:11:03,463 That's my job. 1020 01:11:14,881 --> 01:11:18,977 This doesn't change anything about Saturday, does it ? 1021 01:11:19,052 --> 01:11:22,988 This doesn't change anything about Saturday. 1022 01:11:25,291 --> 01:11:29,193 So, let me take a stab at Keenan's story. 1023 01:11:30,396 --> 01:11:32,330 You had a great love. 1024 01:11:32,398 --> 01:11:34,332 The romance of your lifetime. 1025 01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:37,631 Totally cosmic, out-of-this-world bond with little Miss X... 1026 01:11:38,738 --> 01:11:40,672 and she left you. 1027 01:11:40,740 --> 01:11:43,334 You're not far off. 1028 01:11:43,409 --> 01:11:45,536 People get over these things, Keenan. 1029 01:11:45,612 --> 01:11:48,274 Hell, I'm getting over these things... all the time. 1030 01:11:48,348 --> 01:11:50,509 Well, it can only be once for me. 1031 01:11:50,583 --> 01:11:53,450 You're sweet to believe things so absolutely... 1032 01:11:53,519 --> 01:11:56,010 but you're also full of shit. 1033 01:11:57,156 --> 01:11:59,090 You can love again. 1034 01:11:59,158 --> 01:12:03,094 I can't. Any more than you... 1035 01:12:03,162 --> 01:12:05,687 - Any more than I can what ? - I don't know. 1036 01:12:05,765 --> 01:12:07,824 Any more than you can stop drinking. 1037 01:12:16,209 --> 01:12:18,200 - Can I get you another one ? - No, I'm fine. Thanks. 1038 01:12:18,277 --> 01:12:21,508 - It was a gin martini, right ? - Vodka, but, really, I've had enough. 1039 01:12:21,581 --> 01:12:24,311 - I insist, please. - Look, pal... 1040 01:12:24,384 --> 01:12:27,512 And I mean this affectionately, all right ? Scram. 1041 01:12:29,222 --> 01:12:31,986 Where were we ? Oh, yes, I've just given up alcohol... 1042 01:12:32,058 --> 01:12:34,526 and you're going to tell me about the great love of your life. 1043 01:12:34,594 --> 01:12:38,325 - Her name was Sarah. - And she was your first ? 1044 01:12:38,398 --> 01:12:40,332 Yes. 1045 01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:44,166 Look... it's natural to elevate our first love... 1046 01:12:44,237 --> 01:12:47,331 to some sort of mythic emotional plateau. 1047 01:12:47,407 --> 01:12:49,841 But you fell in love, she left you... 1048 01:12:49,909 --> 01:12:52,173 and now you're dealing with love's most common byproduct : 1049 01:12:52,245 --> 01:12:54,213 suicidal manic depression. 1050 01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:56,077 Right ? 1051 01:12:56,149 --> 01:12:59,346 - Do you feel better ? - No. 1052 01:13:01,254 --> 01:13:04,519 It... It's hard to talk about. 1053 01:13:04,590 --> 01:13:07,423 I have a friend, a jazz musician, trumpet player. 1054 01:13:07,493 --> 01:13:10,519 Really terrific. I go and hear him jam every month or so. 1055 01:13:10,596 --> 01:13:13,793 He plays this piece I love : an old Chet Baker song. 1056 01:13:13,866 --> 01:13:17,597 And he blows the same notes every time, but every time it sounds different. 1057 01:13:17,670 --> 01:13:21,970 And we had drinks one night... when I used to drink... 1058 01:13:22,041 --> 01:13:23,975 and I tried to tell him how that song made me feel... 1059 01:13:24,043 --> 01:13:27,809 how his playing made me feel, how the music... made me feel. 1060 01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:30,974 And he just kept shaking his head and he said... 1061 01:13:31,050 --> 01:13:32,984 "Joan, you can't talk about music. 1062 01:13:33,052 --> 01:13:36,317 Talking about music is like dancing about architecture." 1063 01:13:37,223 --> 01:13:39,157 I said, "Well, okay, fine. 1064 01:13:39,225 --> 01:13:41,887 Gonna get all philosophical on me. It's as pointless as talking about a lot of things. 1065 01:13:41,961 --> 01:13:43,895 Love, for instance." 1066 01:13:43,963 --> 01:13:46,488 And my friend laughed, and he said... 1067 01:13:46,566 --> 01:13:48,500 "Definitely. Most definitely. 1068 01:13:48,568 --> 01:13:51,765 Talking about love is like dancing about architecture." 1069 01:13:51,838 --> 01:13:54,170 So, I don't know. He might be right. 1070 01:13:55,575 --> 01:13:58,738 But it ain't gonna stop me from trying. 1071 01:14:00,947 --> 01:14:04,883 I wish you'd do that more often : smile. 1072 01:14:04,951 --> 01:14:07,511 So do I. 1073 01:14:10,590 --> 01:14:14,117 So let me guess. You and Wonder Woman were together a year ? 1074 01:14:14,193 --> 01:14:16,787 A year and a half. 1075 01:14:16,863 --> 01:14:18,888 And you were faithful to her ? 1076 01:14:18,965 --> 01:14:21,229 Completely. 1077 01:14:21,300 --> 01:14:24,030 And you shared everything. 1078 01:14:30,176 --> 01:14:34,010 We... We shared everything. 1079 01:14:35,381 --> 01:14:37,474 That must be nice. 1080 01:14:38,885 --> 01:14:41,479 It was... 1081 01:14:41,554 --> 01:14:43,488 but... 1082 01:14:45,391 --> 01:14:50,158 in addition to sharing all of those things... 1083 01:14:50,229 --> 01:14:54,325 it turns out I was also sharing her... 1084 01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:57,028 with a variety of other people. 1085 01:14:58,404 --> 01:15:00,338 I hate to say this... 1086 01:15:00,406 --> 01:15:02,966 because I don't want to diminish your feelings... 1087 01:15:03,042 --> 01:15:06,671 but, sadly, that happens every day. 1088 01:15:06,746 --> 01:15:09,271 Those other people shared needles. 1089 01:15:17,190 --> 01:15:20,785 She died last year. 1090 01:15:23,362 --> 01:15:27,458 But not before sharing... 1091 01:15:27,533 --> 01:15:31,094 one final thing with me. 1092 01:16:19,352 --> 01:16:22,412 Can I buy you a drink, Valery ? 1093 01:16:22,488 --> 01:16:25,218 You seem to be so good at this. 1094 01:16:25,291 --> 01:16:28,454 Oh, I'm fine in scene class, on stage. 1095 01:16:28,527 --> 01:16:32,463 It's just this improvisational... I can't do it. 1096 01:16:32,531 --> 01:16:34,465 - Hmm. - At least not like this. 1097 01:16:35,868 --> 01:16:38,928 Maybe I'm just better at pretending I'm someone else. 1098 01:16:40,873 --> 01:16:44,809 Well, I gotta go... I'll see you in class tomorrow for the reports. 1099 01:16:44,877 --> 01:16:47,471 God knows what I'll say. 1100 01:16:47,546 --> 01:16:51,141 - I won't be there. - Why ? 1101 01:16:51,217 --> 01:16:55,278 I... I like this too much. 1102 01:16:55,354 --> 01:16:59,484 - I'm too good at it. - I don't understand. 1103 01:16:59,558 --> 01:17:02,994 I'm better at all these lies that I've manufactured... 1104 01:17:03,062 --> 01:17:05,656 than I am at the lies I'm living. 1105 01:17:09,068 --> 01:17:11,696 I have a wife. Did you know that ? 1106 01:17:14,307 --> 01:17:16,605 I don't think that we like each other very much. 1107 01:17:18,711 --> 01:17:21,236 Is that something to smile about ? 1108 01:17:23,683 --> 01:17:26,677 Well, it's just that my wife... She... 1109 01:17:26,852 --> 01:17:29,844 doesn't think that I have much of an imagination. 1110 01:17:29,922 --> 01:17:32,152 If she only knew. 1111 01:17:33,693 --> 01:17:36,457 If she only knew a lot of things. 1112 01:17:36,529 --> 01:17:39,259 If I only knew a lot of things. 1113 01:17:39,332 --> 01:17:41,266 Such as ? 1114 01:17:43,202 --> 01:17:45,136 Where to start : 1115 01:17:45,204 --> 01:17:48,469 with myself... 1116 01:17:48,541 --> 01:17:51,704 with my wife. 1117 01:18:04,490 --> 01:18:07,482 They got it back. 1118 01:18:07,560 --> 01:18:10,290 They got what back ? 1119 01:18:10,363 --> 01:18:12,297 The police. Your car. 1120 01:18:12,365 --> 01:18:15,766 Oh, right. Yeah. 1121 01:18:15,835 --> 01:18:17,769 Keenan, listen, I'm... 1122 01:18:17,837 --> 01:18:21,102 You don't have to say anything. I told you because I wanted to tell you. 1123 01:18:23,342 --> 01:18:26,937 I wanted to because for the first time in a long time I wish things were different. 1124 01:18:27,013 --> 01:18:29,709 - They can be. - No, they can't. 1125 01:18:37,857 --> 01:18:40,052 Well, none of this means you can't love. 1126 01:18:40,126 --> 01:18:43,459 Joan, it means exactly that. It doesn't mean anything else. 1127 01:18:43,529 --> 01:18:45,997 I don't believe that for a second, that you can't love. 1128 01:18:46,065 --> 01:18:48,124 - I can't. - Stop saying that. 1129 01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:52,136 It's the only thing I can say to make you understand. 1130 01:18:53,739 --> 01:18:57,800 This may sound corny, but... 1131 01:18:57,877 --> 01:19:01,313 But you don't want me. 1132 01:19:01,380 --> 01:19:03,348 I'm damaged goods. 1133 01:19:03,416 --> 01:19:08,479 For Christ's sake, we're all damaged goods. 1134 01:19:08,554 --> 01:19:12,490 I'm wandering around through life with hardly any purpose or goal at all. 1135 01:19:12,558 --> 01:19:14,992 I don't know what I'm doing half the time... 1136 01:19:15,061 --> 01:19:17,325 but I know that I can love. 1137 01:19:17,396 --> 01:19:19,660 I know that I can love you. I know that I do love you. 1138 01:19:19,732 --> 01:19:22,929 - I won't let you love me. - Why ? 1139 01:19:25,571 --> 01:19:28,665 I won't let you love me because... 1140 01:19:33,245 --> 01:19:35,679 because I love you. 1141 01:19:37,483 --> 01:19:39,849 You love me ? 1142 01:19:39,919 --> 01:19:41,910 - Can I go ? - No ! 1143 01:19:43,989 --> 01:19:46,355 Do you know how long I have waited for somebody I care about... 1144 01:19:46,425 --> 01:19:48,825 to say that they love me and for me to actually believe them ? 1145 01:19:48,894 --> 01:19:51,021 And if you think you're getting out of this car, you're insane ! 1146 01:19:51,097 --> 01:19:53,190 It will never work. 1147 01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:56,534 It's already working. 1148 01:19:56,602 --> 01:19:59,696 It's working. 1149 01:20:05,945 --> 01:20:08,345 I thought... I thought you didn't cry. 1150 01:20:08,414 --> 01:20:10,541 I thought you didn't date. 1151 01:20:10,616 --> 01:20:14,484 Surprise, I'm crying... 1152 01:20:14,553 --> 01:20:16,646 and this is very much a date. 1153 01:20:16,722 --> 01:20:21,159 It's unconventional, perhaps, but it's the best date I've ever had. 1154 01:20:30,069 --> 01:20:33,004 I can't ! 1155 01:20:33,072 --> 01:20:37,168 No... Keenan, please ! Please don't go ! 1156 01:20:56,262 --> 01:20:58,196 Hey ! 1157 01:20:58,264 --> 01:21:01,859 Hi, buddies. How are you ? 1158 01:21:01,934 --> 01:21:04,027 Who's a good boy ? Who's a good boy ? 1159 01:21:10,943 --> 01:21:13,309 You're home early tonight. 1160 01:21:14,547 --> 01:21:16,811 You as well. 1161 01:21:16,882 --> 01:21:19,544 Well, inventory's almost over. 1162 01:21:19,618 --> 01:21:22,644 How is your improv class ? 1163 01:21:22,721 --> 01:21:25,383 It finished tonight. 1164 01:21:25,457 --> 01:21:28,324 I thought you had another couple days. 1165 01:21:28,394 --> 01:21:34,196 Well, I should say that I finished tonight. 1166 01:21:34,266 --> 01:21:36,427 It wasn't what you had in mind ? 1167 01:21:36,502 --> 01:21:38,436 Ultimately, no. 1168 01:21:38,504 --> 01:21:43,999 Well... I'm sure you'll find something you enjoy. 1169 01:21:47,580 --> 01:21:49,514 I mean, to keep you occupied. 1170 01:21:50,950 --> 01:21:53,510 I'm going to try. 1171 01:22:03,429 --> 01:22:06,023 Well, as the British say, I'm knackered. 1172 01:22:08,267 --> 01:22:11,134 You know what Saturday is, don't you ? 1173 01:22:11,203 --> 01:22:13,137 I do. 1174 01:22:13,205 --> 01:22:15,639 Okay. 1175 01:22:15,708 --> 01:22:18,142 It might be easier if we meet there. 1176 01:22:18,210 --> 01:22:20,804 Whatever's easier. 1177 01:22:20,879 --> 01:22:24,645 All right. Did you feed the dogs ? You gave them their pills ? 1178 01:22:24,717 --> 01:22:28,483 Okay. Well, don't forget to turn out the light before you come to bed. 1179 01:22:28,554 --> 01:22:31,318 - I won't. - Tomorrow's trash day. 1180 01:22:38,230 --> 01:22:42,564 There isn't much more we can do, except ease the pain. 1181 01:22:43,669 --> 01:22:46,160 All right. 1182 01:22:46,238 --> 01:22:48,502 Ease the pain. 1183 01:23:02,254 --> 01:23:04,518 - Mom ? - Yes, honey. 1184 01:23:04,590 --> 01:23:06,581 - Mom ? - I'm here. 1185 01:23:06,759 --> 01:23:09,355 Where's Jack ? 1186 01:23:09,428 --> 01:23:13,023 - He's not here. - He was just here a minute ago. 1187 01:23:13,098 --> 01:23:15,999 - No ? - No. 1188 01:23:16,068 --> 01:23:20,300 - It was... you who were here. - Yes, I'm here. 1189 01:23:20,372 --> 01:23:24,866 - You are here, aren't you ? - Yes, I'm here. 1190 01:23:27,379 --> 01:23:29,643 Tell me about death. 1191 01:23:46,565 --> 01:23:49,500 Remember a long time ago... 1192 01:23:49,568 --> 01:23:52,059 when you were still inside my belly... 1193 01:23:52,137 --> 01:23:55,834 and the contractions began ? 1194 01:23:57,910 --> 01:24:01,243 Well, they're beginning again. 1195 01:24:01,313 --> 01:24:05,181 - Read me that story. - What story ? 1196 01:24:05,250 --> 01:24:08,185 The one with the rabbit and the rocking chair. 1197 01:24:11,590 --> 01:24:13,751 - Good Night, Moon ? - Yeah. 1198 01:24:13,826 --> 01:24:17,284 I like the ending. Read me the ending. 1199 01:24:34,546 --> 01:24:38,141 Good night, comb. 1200 01:24:38,217 --> 01:24:41,448 Good night, brush. 1201 01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:43,988 Good night, nobody. 1202 01:24:46,558 --> 01:24:49,493 Good night, mush. 1203 01:24:52,398 --> 01:24:57,335 Good night to the old lady whispering hush. 1204 01:24:59,405 --> 01:25:01,339 Good night, stars. 1205 01:25:03,075 --> 01:25:07,671 Good night... air. 1206 01:25:10,916 --> 01:25:14,283 Good night, noises... 1207 01:25:17,523 --> 01:25:19,457 everywhere. 1208 01:26:12,411 --> 01:26:17,280 Do you ever wonder if while we spend all this time anthropomorphizing our animals... 1209 01:26:17,349 --> 01:26:19,783 maybe they're just anthropomorphizing us ? 1210 01:26:21,954 --> 01:26:25,446 I didn't think so. Who ? Keenan ? 1211 01:26:25,524 --> 01:26:29,290 No. Trust me, I'll never hear from him again. 1212 01:26:29,361 --> 01:26:33,957 Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm fresh out of jokes. 1213 01:26:34,032 --> 01:26:37,468 What, is that a rhetorical question ? Why is my life so complicated ? 1214 01:26:37,536 --> 01:26:41,302 Gee, I don't know. Why is your life so fucking simple ? 1215 01:26:41,373 --> 01:26:43,967 Hold on. There's someone at the door. 1216 01:26:44,042 --> 01:26:46,704 Well, I don't know until I answer it, do I ? Yeah, I'll ask who it is. 1217 01:26:46,778 --> 01:26:48,712 Hold on. Yeah. 1218 01:26:52,985 --> 01:26:54,646 Hi. 1219 01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:56,813 Hi. 1220 01:26:57,089 --> 01:27:00,222 I'm just on the phone. I'm gonna wrap it up, okay ? 1221 01:27:10,469 --> 01:27:12,403 M.C.I. 1222 01:27:12,471 --> 01:27:14,735 They're geniuses at tricking you into conversation. 1223 01:27:14,806 --> 01:27:17,536 I can't stop thinking about you. 1224 01:27:17,609 --> 01:27:19,440 I love conversations that start with the guy saying... 1225 01:27:19,511 --> 01:27:21,376 "I can't stop thinking about you." 1226 01:27:21,446 --> 01:27:24,074 Mind you, I've never actually been on the receiving end of any of those conversations. 1227 01:27:24,149 --> 01:27:26,083 Just looking at you makes me happy. 1228 01:27:26,151 --> 01:27:28,278 I have... I have to sit down. 1229 01:27:31,256 --> 01:27:35,625 When we're together, whether or not I show it... 1230 01:27:35,994 --> 01:27:40,188 I just can't wait to hear the next words out of your mouth. 1231 01:27:40,265 --> 01:27:44,395 But right now I need to ask you to do something for me. 1232 01:27:44,469 --> 01:27:46,403 Anything. 1233 01:27:46,471 --> 01:27:50,134 Shut up. Just for a moment. 1234 01:27:50,208 --> 01:27:52,938 I've been... I've been thinking about what you said last night. 1235 01:27:54,546 --> 01:27:58,312 I have no idea why you're so relentless... 1236 01:27:58,383 --> 01:28:00,977 particularly, given the arsenal of defenses I've thrown at you. 1237 01:28:01,053 --> 01:28:02,987 But... 1238 01:28:04,723 --> 01:28:10,628 no matter how hard I've tried to block out everything that you've said... 1239 01:28:10,696 --> 01:28:12,721 the message has been received. 1240 01:28:16,168 --> 01:28:19,433 In a place inside me that I thought had died. 1241 01:28:20,505 --> 01:28:23,235 But it hasn't. 1242 01:28:25,010 --> 01:28:28,776 And that place inside me is alive and well. 1243 01:28:32,351 --> 01:28:34,444 I can't make any promises... 1244 01:28:34,519 --> 01:28:36,953 but... 1245 01:28:37,022 --> 01:28:39,786 I'd like to try and be with you. 1246 01:28:42,427 --> 01:28:46,454 It won't be easy, but I'd like to try. 1247 01:28:46,531 --> 01:28:48,761 Can I say something ? 1248 01:28:56,942 --> 01:29:00,639 You're right. It won't be easy, but... 1249 01:29:03,715 --> 01:29:05,910 that's okay. 1250 01:29:07,386 --> 01:29:11,450 I want to be with you, but, you have to understand, I... 1251 01:29:11,623 --> 01:29:13,648 - We can't... - Have sex. 1252 01:29:13,725 --> 01:29:17,161 It may not be the conventional wisdom, but it's the only way I can do this. 1253 01:29:17,229 --> 01:29:19,356 At least for the time being. 1254 01:29:20,732 --> 01:29:22,700 That's not a problem ? 1255 01:29:22,768 --> 01:29:28,331 When was having sex or not having sex not a problem ? 1256 01:29:28,407 --> 01:29:33,174 To be honest, it's gonna be difficult not to express physically what I feel for you... 1257 01:29:33,245 --> 01:29:37,648 but... we can look for other ways. 1258 01:29:37,716 --> 01:29:42,813 There's nothing wrong with holding each other. Hmm ? 1259 01:29:42,888 --> 01:29:45,379 Nothing at all. 1260 01:29:45,457 --> 01:29:47,391 And sleeping with each other. 1261 01:29:47,459 --> 01:29:49,393 We can do that. 1262 01:29:49,461 --> 01:29:52,225 And... loving each other forever. 1263 01:29:53,765 --> 01:29:56,859 What did I ever do to deserve you ? 1264 01:29:56,935 --> 01:30:01,201 Usually that line is screamed at me by somebody running out the door... 1265 01:30:01,273 --> 01:30:05,039 not standing in front of me and staying. 1266 01:30:05,110 --> 01:30:07,874 It makes for a nice change. 1267 01:30:07,946 --> 01:30:11,712 Lay it down, child 1268 01:30:14,419 --> 01:30:16,819 Lay it down, child 1269 01:30:16,888 --> 01:30:22,485 And walk into this room 1270 01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:30,934 Ah, flowers. 1271 01:30:31,002 --> 01:30:33,835 How thoughtful. 1272 01:30:33,905 --> 01:30:36,999 Whoo. We like the same merlot. 1273 01:30:37,075 --> 01:30:40,010 It's actually the very same bottle that you brought to my house. 1274 01:30:40,078 --> 01:30:42,569 Excellent. 1275 01:30:42,647 --> 01:30:44,672 Come on in. 1276 01:30:51,923 --> 01:30:55,518 - You're wondering where dinner is. - Uh, I must say. 1277 01:30:55,594 --> 01:30:57,858 I have a little confession to make. 1278 01:30:57,929 --> 01:31:01,194 I invited you to dinner at my house, but I can't cook. 1279 01:31:03,435 --> 01:31:05,369 I can order delivery. 1280 01:31:05,437 --> 01:31:07,530 All right. 1281 01:31:07,606 --> 01:31:09,870 Chinese food is my specialty. 1282 01:31:19,551 --> 01:31:21,985 What are we making ? 1283 01:31:22,053 --> 01:31:24,146 Some hemlock. 1284 01:31:24,222 --> 01:31:26,747 Oh, please, don't deprive the kids of their mother. 1285 01:31:26,825 --> 01:31:31,159 - Oh, I'm not making it for me. - Ah, that's the Hannah that I know. 1286 01:31:31,229 --> 01:31:35,097 Well, you seem to know me a lot better than I know you. 1287 01:31:35,167 --> 01:31:37,499 You know that's not true. 1288 01:31:37,569 --> 01:31:42,871 Do you remember what you told the kids about falling in love ? 1289 01:31:44,242 --> 01:31:46,676 - No. - Well, I do. 1290 01:31:46,745 --> 01:31:50,181 You said that the wonderful thing about falling in love... 1291 01:31:50,248 --> 01:31:56,016 is that you learn everything about that person, and so quickly. 1292 01:31:56,087 --> 01:31:58,021 And if it's true love... 1293 01:31:58,089 --> 01:32:01,525 then you start to see yourself through their eyes... 1294 01:32:01,593 --> 01:32:03,527 and it brings out the best in you... 1295 01:32:03,595 --> 01:32:08,032 and it's almost as if you're falling in love with yourself. 1296 01:32:08,099 --> 01:32:11,364 - I said that ? - Mm-hmm. 1297 01:32:11,436 --> 01:32:15,736 Well, 25 years ago, I needed to feel that again. 1298 01:32:15,807 --> 01:32:19,140 Feel that I was worth loving. 1299 01:32:19,211 --> 01:32:21,645 Because somehow I knew... 1300 01:32:21,713 --> 01:32:26,047 that would be my last time to have that particular feeling. 1301 01:32:27,886 --> 01:32:31,481 - You couldn't have it with me ? - Oh, I did have it with you... 1302 01:32:31,556 --> 01:32:33,649 but I'd forgotten it. 1303 01:32:33,725 --> 01:32:36,489 I hadn't forgotten why I loved you... 1304 01:32:36,561 --> 01:32:39,394 but I'd forgotten why you loved me. 1305 01:32:43,401 --> 01:32:46,165 And Wendy made me remember... 1306 01:32:46,238 --> 01:32:49,833 that I was a pretty terrific fellow. 1307 01:32:49,908 --> 01:32:52,342 Bully for Wendy. 1308 01:32:52,410 --> 01:32:56,346 But I knew that I couldn't sleep with her. 1309 01:32:56,414 --> 01:32:58,041 Why ? 1310 01:32:58,116 --> 01:33:02,280 Because I would have left you... and the kids. 1311 01:33:12,931 --> 01:33:15,798 What are we thinking ? 1312 01:33:15,867 --> 01:33:18,461 Hot liquid and facial burns. 1313 01:33:18,536 --> 01:33:20,800 Oh. 1314 01:33:20,872 --> 01:33:25,969 Remember the day Wendy left the company... 1315 01:33:26,044 --> 01:33:28,979 - and went to Seattle ? - Yes. 1316 01:33:29,047 --> 01:33:31,140 I thought for a while you might go with her. 1317 01:33:31,216 --> 01:33:34,151 Me too, but I didn't. 1318 01:33:37,889 --> 01:33:40,483 When I came home that day... 1319 01:33:40,558 --> 01:33:44,654 I realized that I was more in love with you... 1320 01:33:44,729 --> 01:33:46,993 than ever before. 1321 01:33:48,733 --> 01:33:52,169 How did that thunderbolt strike you ? 1322 01:33:52,237 --> 01:33:55,331 Because I'd made a choice. 1323 01:33:56,574 --> 01:34:00,010 I took one look at you... 1324 01:34:00,078 --> 01:34:04,674 and I knew I'd made the right choice. 1325 01:34:04,749 --> 01:34:07,013 I know that sounds daft... 1326 01:34:07,085 --> 01:34:10,851 but my love for somebody else... 1327 01:34:10,922 --> 01:34:13,789 made me love you more... 1328 01:34:13,858 --> 01:34:18,124 because I sought... 1329 01:34:18,196 --> 01:34:20,130 to reclaim myself. 1330 01:34:21,866 --> 01:34:24,130 And, Hannah... 1331 01:34:24,202 --> 01:34:27,137 you're still the right choice. 1332 01:34:30,208 --> 01:34:33,143 We made a child that day. 1333 01:34:33,211 --> 01:34:35,145 We did, indeed. 1334 01:34:35,213 --> 01:34:37,807 Our Jo-Jo. 1335 01:34:37,882 --> 01:34:41,477 Yeah. We did, indeed. 1336 01:34:56,901 --> 01:34:59,495 - Cheers. - Thank you. 1337 01:35:02,240 --> 01:35:05,175 Trent... 1338 01:35:05,243 --> 01:35:07,302 I have to tell you something. 1339 01:35:07,379 --> 01:35:10,837 Oh, this doesn't begin with "Trent, you are a nice guy," does it ? 1340 01:35:10,915 --> 01:35:13,213 - No. - Whew. 1341 01:35:13,284 --> 01:35:16,947 The problem I have with you... 1342 01:35:18,356 --> 01:35:20,620 We have problems ? 1343 01:35:24,529 --> 01:35:28,295 The problem I have with you... 1344 01:35:28,366 --> 01:35:31,130 is that I'm attracted to you. 1345 01:35:33,204 --> 01:35:35,172 And that's a problem ? 1346 01:35:37,242 --> 01:35:40,370 It is for me. 1347 01:35:40,445 --> 01:35:43,342 It's... 1348 01:35:44,883 --> 01:35:46,976 Gosh, this is so embarrassing. 1349 01:35:47,052 --> 01:35:48,986 What ? 1350 01:35:49,054 --> 01:35:51,648 Don't be embarrassed. 1351 01:35:55,393 --> 01:35:58,487 I don't deal with passion well. 1352 01:35:58,563 --> 01:36:01,657 Maybe you don't like that loss of control. 1353 01:36:01,733 --> 01:36:05,829 You prefer to be the director, telling everyone what to do. 1354 01:36:07,405 --> 01:36:09,999 It's pretty painfully obvious, isn't it ? 1355 01:36:10,075 --> 01:36:13,272 Somewhat painful, yes. 1356 01:36:15,847 --> 01:36:19,112 You know, there's something you'll find out about me. 1357 01:36:19,184 --> 01:36:21,618 What's that ? 1358 01:36:25,356 --> 01:36:28,120 That I take direction pretty well. 1359 01:36:35,533 --> 01:36:38,127 If love is a healer 1360 01:36:38,203 --> 01:36:42,469 We'll be the first ones healed 1361 01:36:42,540 --> 01:36:46,135 Lovers will 1362 01:36:46,211 --> 01:36:50,238 You know, lovers will 1363 01:36:53,551 --> 01:36:55,485 - Trent. - Yeah ? 1364 01:36:55,553 --> 01:36:58,147 You're gonna think what I'm about to say is really ridiculous. 1365 01:36:58,223 --> 01:37:00,987 You're worried about Barley, and you want to go back to your place. 1366 01:37:01,059 --> 01:37:04,995 Oh, my God. This is way fucking spooky. 1367 01:37:06,564 --> 01:37:09,829 Lay it down, child 1368 01:37:11,903 --> 01:37:15,100 Lay it down, child 1369 01:37:15,173 --> 01:37:17,937 And walk into this room 1370 01:37:18,009 --> 01:37:20,944 I forgot what it felt like to be this close to someone. 1371 01:37:21,012 --> 01:37:25,449 I have never been this close to anyone. 1372 01:37:32,857 --> 01:37:36,122 We're always gonna be honest with each other, right ? 1373 01:37:36,194 --> 01:37:38,628 It's essential. 1374 01:37:40,096 --> 01:37:43,633 I have to confess something. 1375 01:37:44,836 --> 01:37:46,770 Shoot. 1376 01:37:50,073 --> 01:37:53,572 The night we went to the movies, and you walked me to my car... 1377 01:37:53,645 --> 01:37:55,977 You mean the car that you pretended was stolen ? 1378 01:37:56,047 --> 01:37:59,380 You knew ? 1379 01:37:59,450 --> 01:38:01,748 Joan... 1380 01:38:05,390 --> 01:38:07,824 I may have been a basket case that evening... 1381 01:38:07,892 --> 01:38:10,486 but I wasn't born yesterday. 1382 01:38:10,562 --> 01:38:12,655 I am so embarrassed. 1383 01:38:14,165 --> 01:38:17,430 No. No. 1384 01:38:20,004 --> 01:38:23,701 Oh... Oh, well. 1385 01:38:27,679 --> 01:38:29,738 I so very much love you. 1386 01:38:29,814 --> 01:38:32,442 And I love you. 1387 01:38:34,352 --> 01:38:36,286 And, Joan ? 1388 01:38:36,354 --> 01:38:38,288 Yes, Keenan. 1389 01:38:38,356 --> 01:38:42,986 In time... I may even get to like this mangy cat of ours. 1390 01:38:45,363 --> 01:38:48,594 She's got her eye on you. 1391 01:38:50,501 --> 01:38:52,469 And that's her good one ? 1392 01:38:56,207 --> 01:38:59,404 Lay it down, child 1393 01:38:59,544 --> 01:39:04,140 You can You can lay it down, child 1394 01:39:04,215 --> 01:39:09,983 And walk into this room 1395 01:39:16,394 --> 01:39:18,487 I think this is gonna work. 1396 01:39:18,563 --> 01:39:20,497 Yeah ? Why is that ? 1397 01:39:20,565 --> 01:39:22,999 - Because on an intimacy scale... - Mm-hmm. 1398 01:39:23,067 --> 01:39:25,160 having somebody watch me brush my teeth... 1399 01:39:25,236 --> 01:39:27,830 is right up there with seeing me on a Sazerac swing... 1400 01:39:27,905 --> 01:39:29,998 and I'm not minding it. 1401 01:39:49,427 --> 01:39:52,362 This had better be good. 1402 01:39:52,430 --> 01:39:54,364 Oh... 1403 01:40:01,572 --> 01:40:05,208 I'll catch the first flight out. 1404 01:40:30,234 --> 01:40:32,168 Mildred. 1405 01:40:51,255 --> 01:40:55,521 You don't know what it means to me, for you to be here. 1406 01:41:00,264 --> 01:41:02,698 He was my first love. 1407 01:41:04,969 --> 01:41:06,903 And my last. 1408 01:41:06,971 --> 01:41:10,668 Next to Jack. 1409 01:41:10,742 --> 01:41:12,710 Did you know him ? Jack ? 1410 01:41:15,713 --> 01:41:17,738 He was good for Mark. 1411 01:41:17,815 --> 01:41:22,149 Well, I would have liked to have known him. 1412 01:41:24,722 --> 01:41:28,158 I guess you all thought I couldn't handle it. 1413 01:41:31,863 --> 01:41:34,832 Until just a week ago... 1414 01:41:34,899 --> 01:41:38,926 I still harbored the fantasy that you and he would get together again. 1415 01:41:42,473 --> 01:41:45,670 We had some nice talks before he died. 1416 01:41:46,911 --> 01:41:49,471 I'm glad we had those talks. 1417 01:41:49,547 --> 01:41:54,177 I felt like his mother again. 1418 01:42:04,429 --> 01:42:07,694 I'll never know everything about Mark... 1419 01:42:09,600 --> 01:42:13,058 but I know some things about him now that I never knew before. 1420 01:42:13,137 --> 01:42:17,972 I don't think we need to know everything about the people we love. 1421 01:42:30,755 --> 01:42:34,088 Yeah. Hello ? 1422 01:42:34,158 --> 01:42:36,319 - Trent ? - Hey. 1423 01:42:36,394 --> 01:42:38,328 How are you ? 1424 01:42:38,396 --> 01:42:40,330 I'm good. 1425 01:42:40,398 --> 01:42:42,832 I was... I was just calling in for my messages. 1426 01:42:42,900 --> 01:42:44,834 What are you doing there ? 1427 01:42:44,902 --> 01:42:47,066 Oh, I... 1428 01:42:47,238 --> 01:42:49,331 I took Barley over to my house... 1429 01:42:49,407 --> 01:42:52,171 and I don't think he liked it. 1430 01:42:52,243 --> 01:42:54,939 Actually, I'm sure he didn't like it. He peed all over my stuff. 1431 01:42:55,012 --> 01:42:59,346 So... I came back here. 1432 01:42:59,417 --> 01:43:01,681 I'm glad. 1433 01:43:02,753 --> 01:43:05,017 How was everything where you are ? 1434 01:43:05,089 --> 01:43:08,684 In its own way, it was quite beautiful. 1435 01:43:10,261 --> 01:43:13,287 - Trent ? - Yeah ? 1436 01:43:15,533 --> 01:43:18,001 Is it too late to say, "I love you" ? 1437 01:43:18,069 --> 01:43:20,060 It's early. 1438 01:43:28,546 --> 01:43:30,480 She's coming back tomorrow. 1439 01:43:34,719 --> 01:43:39,452 And then sleeping arrangements will definitely be revised. 1440 01:43:53,070 --> 01:43:55,061 Come over later. 1441 01:43:56,240 --> 01:43:59,004 I don't... I don't know if I'm up to it. 1442 01:43:59,076 --> 01:44:01,067 Well, think about it, Mildred. 1443 01:44:01,145 --> 01:44:03,409 I'd love to have you there. 1444 01:44:03,481 --> 01:44:05,415 I'll think about it. 1445 01:44:43,788 --> 01:44:45,722 Mom ? 1446 01:44:49,226 --> 01:44:52,559 - Mom ? - Yes, out here, Meredith. 1447 01:44:53,731 --> 01:44:55,824 Make three... 1448 01:44:55,900 --> 01:44:58,494 Three times as many seems reasonable. 1449 01:44:58,569 --> 01:45:01,333 - Hello, sweetheart. - Hi. Hi. 1450 01:45:01,405 --> 01:45:05,432 That sister of yours was supposed to be here an hour ago to help me with all this. 1451 01:45:05,509 --> 01:45:09,502 And here she is, looking fabulous I might add. 1452 01:45:09,580 --> 01:45:12,344 I'm so sorry I'm late. What can I do ? 1453 01:45:12,416 --> 01:45:16,614 You can put on a bra, and then you can do everything else. 1454 01:45:16,687 --> 01:45:18,621 Oh, it's not like you were any help. 1455 01:45:18,689 --> 01:45:20,623 - Why, you know my play was opening. - I know. 1456 01:45:20,691 --> 01:45:24,127 That's right. Your father has the review on the refrigerator already. 1457 01:45:24,195 --> 01:45:26,789 Mr. Crabby from the Times gave it a rave. Congrats. 1458 01:45:26,864 --> 01:45:29,799 - You mean you read it ? - I'm proud of my younger sister. 1459 01:45:29,867 --> 01:45:33,633 Now to work. Believe it or not, I have worn these fingers to a frazzle. 1460 01:45:33,704 --> 01:45:36,969 Speed dialing is so strenuous. I've taken care of the caterers... 1461 01:45:37,041 --> 01:45:40,477 the flowers are being arranged as we speak, and I've hired a minister. 1462 01:45:40,544 --> 01:45:43,945 You did tell him to go easy on the God stuff, hmm ? 1463 01:45:44,015 --> 01:45:45,983 Yes, Daddy. 1464 01:45:46,050 --> 01:45:48,644 Gracie, Gracie, Gracie. 1465 01:45:48,719 --> 01:45:51,313 The other bearded one will barely get a mention. 1466 01:45:51,389 --> 01:45:53,323 All right. 1467 01:45:53,391 --> 01:45:55,655 Ah, my Meredith. 1468 01:45:58,596 --> 01:46:00,461 You know, we do have to change. 1469 01:46:00,531 --> 01:46:03,830 Well, if I have to wear a tux, she has to wear a bra. 1470 01:46:03,901 --> 01:46:05,869 Inside. 1471 01:46:05,936 --> 01:46:08,461 - I never knew what happiness was until I married your mother... - Just march. 1472 01:46:08,539 --> 01:46:10,666 and by then it was too late. 1473 01:46:10,741 --> 01:46:12,675 You are so... 1474 01:46:12,743 --> 01:46:16,008 Now, listen. I put you in a seat next to Hugh and me because I figured... 1475 01:46:16,080 --> 01:46:18,014 you might be coming alone and... 1476 01:46:18,082 --> 01:46:21,609 Yeah, well, you might have to do some rearranging because, um... 1477 01:46:21,686 --> 01:46:24,416 because I have a date. 1478 01:46:24,488 --> 01:46:26,319 We'll change fast. 1479 01:46:26,390 --> 01:46:29,689 You know you're gonna tell me every single thing. 1480 01:46:34,965 --> 01:46:36,899 Mom, Dad... 1481 01:46:36,967 --> 01:46:38,730 this is Trent. 1482 01:46:38,803 --> 01:46:40,737 - Hi. - It's a pleasure, Trent. 1483 01:46:40,805 --> 01:46:42,739 - It's a pleasure to meet you. Congratulations. - Hello. 1484 01:46:42,807 --> 01:46:45,970 - Thank you. - Hi. I'm the older married sister. 1485 01:46:46,043 --> 01:46:49,035 - Hi. - Sorry. Gracie. 1486 01:46:49,113 --> 01:46:50,944 I see what you mean. Okay, we better get started. 1487 01:46:51,015 --> 01:46:54,451 - We're 20 minutes behind and the minister has another service. - We can't go without Jo-Jo. 1488 01:46:54,518 --> 01:46:57,544 - Moi. - Oh ! Now we can. 1489 01:46:57,621 --> 01:46:59,555 - Hi, sweetheart. - Mom, you look beautiful. 1490 01:46:59,623 --> 01:47:02,148 - Thank you. You're forgiven for being late. - Thank you. 1491 01:47:02,226 --> 01:47:04,990 Dad, wow. 1492 01:47:05,062 --> 01:47:07,826 Forty years ago, he wore jeans to our wedding. 1493 01:47:07,898 --> 01:47:09,832 You should have heard the fuss he made this time... 1494 01:47:09,900 --> 01:47:11,834 when he found out he had to wear a tux. 1495 01:47:11,902 --> 01:47:14,268 What an anger ball. 1496 01:47:14,338 --> 01:47:16,363 Oh, Mom, Dad, everybody... 1497 01:47:16,440 --> 01:47:19,136 - this is Keenan. - How do you do, Keenan ? 1498 01:47:19,210 --> 01:47:22,145 - Very good, sir. - Good to meet you, Keenan. 1499 01:47:22,213 --> 01:47:25,273 - Nice to meet you. - Champagne. Jo-Jo ? 1500 01:47:25,349 --> 01:47:28,443 - Um... I'm okay. - Oh. 1501 01:47:28,519 --> 01:47:31,454 Keenan and I are just gonna have a couple Cokes or something. 1502 01:47:31,522 --> 01:47:35,788 Keenan, did I tell you how very good it is to meet you ? 1503 01:47:35,860 --> 01:47:38,624 Funny. 1504 01:47:44,031 --> 01:47:46,522 Hannah and Paul have asked their family and friends... 1505 01:47:46,601 --> 01:47:50,037 to join them here today in their home... 1506 01:47:50,104 --> 01:47:52,299 to reaffirm their wedding vows... 1507 01:47:52,373 --> 01:47:55,103 40 years since the first time. 1508 01:47:58,512 --> 01:48:00,537 What's this ? No applause ? 1509 01:48:00,615 --> 01:48:05,314 Don't they realize what a miracle 40 years of marriage is ? 1510 01:48:05,386 --> 01:48:08,583 Probably not, but I do. 1511 01:48:11,726 --> 01:48:13,956 Hannah and Paul, you come here today... 1512 01:48:14,028 --> 01:48:17,464 to repledge your love, your undying love. 1513 01:48:17,531 --> 01:48:19,965 A love that has lasted many years... 1514 01:48:20,034 --> 01:48:24,630 and will go on lasting, I'm certain, many years more. 1515 01:48:24,705 --> 01:48:27,469 You stand here today before God... 1516 01:48:27,541 --> 01:48:30,669 your family and friends to celebrate... 1517 01:48:30,745 --> 01:48:33,771 to reaffirm your lasting love for each other. 1518 01:48:33,848 --> 01:48:37,614 Hannah and Paul have asked to keep the ceremony simple... 1519 01:48:37,685 --> 01:48:40,916 and to that end they each set a challenge for the other : 1520 01:48:40,988 --> 01:48:45,448 to find a sentence that best describes their feelings for the other. 1521 01:48:45,526 --> 01:48:48,188 Hannah ? Paul ? 1522 01:48:52,033 --> 01:48:55,400 You are the tenant of my heart... 1523 01:48:55,469 --> 01:48:58,870 often behind in the rent... 1524 01:48:58,939 --> 01:49:02,204 but impossible to evict. 1525 01:49:02,276 --> 01:49:05,302 If I had to do it all over again... 1526 01:49:05,379 --> 01:49:10,180 I wouldn't do it... any different. 1527 01:49:53,160 --> 01:49:55,924 Mildred, I'm so sorry. 1528 01:50:07,675 --> 01:50:10,803 - So, that's who I stole your V.W. for, huh ? - Yeah. 1529 01:50:10,878 --> 01:50:14,075 Thank you. 1530 01:50:16,751 --> 01:50:20,209 - And you thought it wasn't gonna work out. - Yeah. 1531 01:50:24,625 --> 01:50:27,025 That was really... beautiful. 1532 01:50:28,429 --> 01:50:30,363 It was. 1533 01:50:31,899 --> 01:50:33,833 Yes, it was. 1534 01:50:38,539 --> 01:50:42,669 Think we'll be having a fortieth wedding ceremony ? 1535 01:50:46,614 --> 01:50:49,242 I don't know, Hugh. 1536 01:51:06,600 --> 01:51:08,534 Would you like to think so ? 1537 01:51:11,138 --> 01:51:13,197 I don't know, Hugh. 1538 01:51:15,943 --> 01:51:18,104 - Hey. - Hello. 1539 01:51:18,179 --> 01:51:20,613 Hi. 1540 01:51:20,681 --> 01:51:24,549 - How did you like that improv class ? - That was... interesting. 1541 01:51:24,618 --> 01:51:27,382 I think it's so cool to pretend to be somebody else every night for a week. 1542 01:51:27,455 --> 01:51:29,389 I took it twice. 1543 01:51:30,825 --> 01:51:32,759 This is Keenan, by the way. 1544 01:51:32,827 --> 01:51:35,455 Hi. Hugh. I'm... married to Gracie here. 1545 01:51:35,529 --> 01:51:37,224 Hugh designs video games. 1546 01:51:37,298 --> 01:51:41,792 - Any I'd know ? - Um, "Killer Golf." That was the last. 1547 01:51:41,869 --> 01:51:43,734 Oh, man, that game was awesome. 1548 01:51:43,804 --> 01:51:46,500 You have a hell of an imagination. 1549 01:51:46,574 --> 01:51:49,202 Hey, you owe me a dance. 1550 01:51:49,276 --> 01:51:51,767 - Just one ? - No. 1551 01:52:01,188 --> 01:52:03,122 Gracie... 1552 01:52:05,092 --> 01:52:07,026 would you like to dance ? 1553 01:52:07,094 --> 01:52:10,996 Yes. Yes, I would. 1554 01:52:18,239 --> 01:52:22,369 You know, I can't think of a better way to meet your family. 1555 01:52:22,443 --> 01:52:25,003 Other than maybe dropping a bookshelf on their heads. 1556 01:52:29,950 --> 01:52:32,111 They look so perfect together. 1557 01:52:34,188 --> 01:52:36,713 They look so perfect together. 1558 01:52:36,790 --> 01:52:38,758 Just like we do. 1560 01:52:41,962 --> 01:52:46,990 Sorry. Now you know the real reason why I like to dance alone. 1561 01:52:47,067 --> 01:52:51,504 It's okay. You can step on my feet anytime. 1562 01:52:51,572 --> 01:52:55,133 Just, you know, next time I'll wear some steel-toed shoes or something. 1563 01:53:19,733 --> 01:53:22,167 What are we thinking ? 1564 01:53:22,236 --> 01:53:25,034 If only they knew what we know. 1565 01:53:25,105 --> 01:53:28,632 Then it would be all too easy. 1566 01:53:28,709 --> 01:53:31,405 - The trumpet player... - Hmm ? 1567 01:53:31,478 --> 01:53:33,776 - Your friend ? - Yeah. 1568 01:53:33,847 --> 01:53:37,305 The one who said talking about love is like dancing about architecture. 1569 01:53:37,384 --> 01:53:39,318 Mm-hmm. 1570 01:53:40,554 --> 01:53:43,921 Well, what do you say we prove him wrong ? 1571 01:53:49,730 --> 01:53:52,324 I think we already have. 1572 01:55:56,824 --> 01:55:58,815 Don't let 'em get to your heart 1573 01:56:02,062 --> 01:56:07,659 They'll leave you damned and swimming in a lake when it's only a garden 1574 01:56:07,735 --> 01:56:12,263 The whole wide world feels like a shrine built to the worker bees 1575 01:56:14,241 --> 01:56:17,839 Who stole it from God anyhow 1576 01:56:18,979 --> 01:56:22,813 Lay it down, child 1577 01:56:24,351 --> 01:56:27,286 Lay it down, child 1578 01:56:27,354 --> 01:56:33,259 And walk into this room 1579 01:56:36,663 --> 01:56:39,223 Don't let 'em get to your spark 1580 01:56:41,735 --> 01:56:45,227 That little light in the back of everything that sizzles 1581 01:56:45,305 --> 01:56:47,637 It's a full night of love 1582 01:56:47,708 --> 01:56:50,973 The whole wide world feels like a clan of mad scientists 1583 01:56:51,044 --> 01:56:54,036 Removing the genes 1584 01:56:54,114 --> 01:56:59,017 So they can freeze-dry you and put you in a box 1585 01:56:59,086 --> 01:57:02,613 Lay it down, child 1586 01:57:04,358 --> 01:57:07,384 Lay it down, child 1587 01:57:07,461 --> 01:57:10,453 And walk into this room 1588 01:57:10,531 --> 01:57:15,127 All made with love for you 1589 01:57:15,202 --> 01:57:17,762 Lay it down, child 1590 01:57:17,838 --> 01:57:20,033 You can You can 1591 01:57:20,107 --> 01:57:23,406 Lay it down, child 1592 01:57:23,477 --> 01:57:29,143 And walk into this room 1593 01:57:29,216 --> 01:57:32,344 Oh 1594 01:57:32,419 --> 01:57:36,014 A hundred candles to make the walls 1595 01:57:36,089 --> 01:57:38,023 Come alive 1596 01:57:38,091 --> 01:57:43,654 A little frankincense to soothe the air just right 1597 01:57:43,730 --> 01:57:48,565 Now take my hand 1598 01:57:50,537 --> 01:57:56,442 And open the door And open the door 1599 01:57:57,845 --> 01:58:00,177 Oh, yeah 1600 01:58:00,247 --> 01:58:03,080 Oh 1601 01:58:03,150 --> 01:58:06,313 Oh, yeah 1602 01:58:06,386 --> 01:58:09,321 Oh 1603 01:58:16,363 --> 01:58:19,161 Lay it down, child 1604 01:58:19,233 --> 01:58:21,258 You can You can 1605 01:58:21,335 --> 01:58:24,065 Lay it down, child 1606 01:58:24,137 --> 01:58:26,071 And walk 1607 01:58:26,139 --> 01:58:31,600 Into this room 1608 01:58:34,915 --> 01:58:37,383 Walk into this room 1609 01:58:37,451 --> 01:58:42,388 Lay it down, child Just lay it down, lay it down 1610 01:58:42,456 --> 01:58:45,016 Lay it down 1611 01:58:48,262 --> 01:58:50,787 Lay it down Lay it down 1612 01:58:50,864 --> 01:58:53,856 Into this room 125636

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