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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:36,500 where's your date 2 00:00:37,333 --> 00:00:38,600 who needs a date 3 00:00:39,266 --> 00:00:40,700 my cousin was busy 4 00:00:40,900 --> 00:00:41,566 and besides 5 00:00:41,566 --> 00:00:42,610 it just gives my parents 6 00:00:42,622 --> 00:00:43,766 a reason to lecture me on 7 00:00:43,766 --> 00:00:44,966 why I'm still single 8 00:00:44,966 --> 00:00:45,733 sooner or later 9 00:00:45,733 --> 00:00:46,453 you are gonna have 10 00:00:46,465 --> 00:00:47,400 to dip a toe back into 11 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:47,966 the dating pool 12 00:00:47,966 --> 00:00:49,058 Mr Right is not gonna 13 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:50,700 materialize on your front door 14 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,100 of all the dresses at Kleinfeld's 15 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:56,466 I cannot believe 16 00:00:56,466 --> 00:00:57,605 that's the one that Cheryl 17 00:00:57,617 --> 00:00:58,900 picked for her wedding dress 18 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,100 what are you talking about 19 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:01,366 it's beautiful 20 00:01:01,366 --> 00:01:03,205 I know but that's the dress 21 00:01:03,217 --> 00:01:05,000 I picked up from my thing 22 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,166 Sandra you don't even have a boyfriend 23 00:01:07,166 --> 00:01:10,400 so I also planned for my retirement 24 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:12,500 I need my purse 25 00:01:13,666 --> 00:01:15,466 I don't know why you torture yourself 26 00:01:15,666 --> 00:01:16,504 oh my God you did 27 00:01:16,516 --> 00:01:17,766 not bring that yes I did 28 00:01:17,766 --> 00:01:18,600 who was it that said 29 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,544 a woman needs a man 30 00:01:19,556 --> 00:01:20,966 like a fish needs a bicycle 31 00:01:20,966 --> 00:01:21,866 Gloria Stein 32 00:01:21,866 --> 00:01:24,233 exactly and she got married 33 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:28,733 there goes show you ladies picture time 34 00:01:28,733 --> 00:01:30,171 I wanna get a photo with 35 00:01:30,183 --> 00:01:31,633 all my Saint Mary's gal 36 00:01:32,733 --> 00:01:33,933 tall girls in the back 37 00:01:33,933 --> 00:01:34,734 oh no let's have you 38 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:35,966 single girls front and center 39 00:01:35,966 --> 00:01:36,946 and the rest of us will 40 00:01:36,958 --> 00:01:38,166 just kind of pile in behind 41 00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:41,066 oh this is the best day of my life 42 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:45,100 oh where's Pam Pam Pammy 43 00:01:45,666 --> 00:01:46,800 Pam Walters 44 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,333 I see you get over here 45 00:01:48,333 --> 00:01:50,700 I'm so glad Pam Walters is here 46 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:51,514 at least we won't be 47 00:01:51,526 --> 00:01:52,600 the last ones on the list 48 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:53,600 Tammy you just stand in front 49 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,400 with the other ST Mary's singles 50 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:57,466 you better not throw that bouquet at me 51 00:01:57,466 --> 00:02:01,566 it'll give me hot single girls down 52 00:02:01,566 --> 00:02:03,233 it's a question of 53 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:13,833 easy life 54 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,566 after you I insist 55 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:17,966 berchie darling 56 00:02:17,966 --> 00:02:19,733 it's so good to be back 57 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,270 promise me you won't take 58 00:02:21,282 --> 00:02:22,666 another 2 years sabbatical 59 00:02:22,666 --> 00:02:24,066 if you divorce again 60 00:02:24,700 --> 00:02:27,166 it's too long to be without our No. 1 61 00:02:27,833 --> 00:02:28,947 what makes you think 62 00:02:28,959 --> 00:02:30,366 I'd even want to remarry 63 00:02:30,666 --> 00:02:31,633 you know what they say 64 00:02:31,633 --> 00:02:34,066 lucky No. 7 you devil 65 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:36,302 you know we haven't even 66 00:02:36,314 --> 00:02:37,266 discussed who's going to 67 00:02:37,266 --> 00:02:38,666 edit my memoirs 68 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,251 but Andrea she was so 69 00:02:40,263 --> 00:02:41,900 good on society Wives 70 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:43,600 Andrea is only the verbs 71 00:02:44,666 --> 00:02:46,600 well can't you get her back 72 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:47,666 well actually 73 00:02:47,666 --> 00:02:48,500 your therapist 74 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:49,826 doesn't want her to take 75 00:02:49,838 --> 00:02:51,400 any high stress assignments 76 00:02:52,366 --> 00:02:55,733 but Laura is very good no 77 00:02:56,466 --> 00:02:58,766 Stewart has experienced nonfiction 78 00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:00,900 Michelle edited your second novel 79 00:03:01,033 --> 00:03:02,966 E would be an excellent choice 80 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:05,733 oh I thought the ending was perfect oh 81 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:09,100 sorry that was probably my fault 82 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:10,400 you know just 83 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,266 just one second something 84 00:03:13,266 --> 00:03:14,366 sorry about that 85 00:03:14,366 --> 00:03:15,300 like I was saying 86 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:17,100 it's fantastic work 87 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:18,600 that's what I'm here for 88 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:20,072 make sure all the commas 89 00:03:20,084 --> 00:03:21,566 are in the right place her 90 00:03:21,666 --> 00:03:23,533 I want her quit 91 00:03:24,966 --> 00:03:27,266 she's very good for an assistant editor 92 00:03:27,266 --> 00:03:28,733 of course she's perfect 93 00:03:29,666 --> 00:03:30,750 wouldn't you rather have 94 00:03:30,762 --> 00:03:31,766 someone a little more 95 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:34,766 seasoned for your autobiography no 96 00:03:35,033 --> 00:03:35,966 she's perfect 97 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:42,233 congrats when 98 00:03:42,233 --> 00:03:43,660 you're going to be editing 99 00:03:43,672 --> 00:03:45,000 Dahlia Marshan's memoir 100 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:48,066 but but I'm not a full editor 101 00:03:50,366 --> 00:03:53,666 I am a full editor oh oh 102 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,033 oh I will do my best 103 00:03:56,033 --> 00:03:58,166 I have every confidence that you will 104 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:01,900 the voila first two chapters 105 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:02,884 you shouldn't have any 106 00:04:02,896 --> 00:04:04,300 trouble reading my handwriting 107 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:05,600 and if you have any questions 108 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:06,966 you just give me a call 109 00:04:07,366 --> 00:04:08,900 shall we oh Lance 110 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,500 I booked a table at Luna 111 00:04:15,633 --> 00:04:17,966 Sandra you are not gonna believe this 112 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:21,933 I know it's the worst thing ever 113 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:23,900 what are you talking about 114 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:28,100 Bob Walters is getting married haha 115 00:04:30,466 --> 00:04:31,266 hello 116 00:04:40,566 --> 00:04:43,100 great of all the dresses at Kleinfeld 117 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:44,966 Pam to pick my second choice 118 00:04:46,100 --> 00:04:47,171 hey Gwen Sandra 119 00:04:47,183 --> 00:04:49,133 come on girls picture time 120 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,600 oh and you girls should be standing 121 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:56,200 we know single girls down 122 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:58,733 thanks 123 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:03,322 at least you caught 124 00:05:03,334 --> 00:05:04,300 the bouquet this time 125 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:06,600 that's a good sign hmm 126 00:05:07,033 --> 00:05:09,533 always the bridesmaid never the bride 127 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:11,966 jinxed I know it 128 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:14,600 you do the honors 129 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:18,833 um um you're so I'm not married so what 130 00:05:18,833 --> 00:05:20,966 cause I have a job that I love 131 00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:25,177 I've never been to a wedding 132 00:05:25,189 --> 00:05:26,200 where you run out of food 133 00:05:26,366 --> 00:05:27,966 who forgets to order in a phone trays 134 00:05:28,066 --> 00:05:29,400 we have to do something yeah 135 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:30,458 that's why we got the 136 00:05:30,470 --> 00:05:32,100 Chinese about our single status 137 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:34,066 think Cassandra 138 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:35,143 if I knew someone 139 00:05:35,155 --> 00:05:36,233 fabulous to set you up with 140 00:05:36,233 --> 00:05:37,866 I would have done it a long time ago 141 00:05:38,166 --> 00:05:39,885 but for me I don't have the 142 00:05:39,897 --> 00:05:41,500 stomach today yes you do 143 00:05:41,566 --> 00:05:43,276 friends don't let friends 144 00:05:43,288 --> 00:05:44,666 stay single Chandra 145 00:05:45,033 --> 00:05:46,505 there is nothing wrong with 146 00:05:46,517 --> 00:05:48,000 our lives the way they are 147 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:57,066 oh I have the perfect idea 148 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,133 speed dating 149 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:02,488 Becca Levy from my 150 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:03,966 building swears by this 151 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,400 her sister met a guy this way 152 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,800 and last month they got engaged 153 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,466 okay one blind date is hard enough 154 00:06:09,466 --> 00:06:11,300 but 10 in an hour 155 00:06:11,366 --> 00:06:12,533 no pain no gain 156 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:17,800 I gotta be honest with you 157 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,400 you know I mean you're pretty and all 158 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,271 but I'm really looking for 159 00:06:21,283 --> 00:06:23,166 somebody a little younger 160 00:06:24,266 --> 00:06:26,080 yeah somebody can keep 161 00:06:26,092 --> 00:06:28,166 up with the Gerald sorry 162 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:30,496 it's crucial that my 163 00:06:30,508 --> 00:06:31,566 wife be open to life 164 00:06:31,566 --> 00:06:32,600 in a rural setting 165 00:06:33,666 --> 00:06:34,566 how comfortable you 166 00:06:34,566 --> 00:06:36,900 milking cows with my bare hands 167 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,705 everybody knows Kirk 168 00:06:39,717 --> 00:06:41,166 is better than Picard 169 00:06:41,633 --> 00:06:43,766 did Picard ever beat a vault in a chess 170 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:45,433 that's like saying 171 00:06:45,433 --> 00:06:47,900 a Trekkie is the same thing as a Trekker 172 00:07:02,033 --> 00:07:05,800 well um I'm Paul Copeland 173 00:07:06,066 --> 00:07:08,000 I'm 35 I uh 174 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:10,100 I like olives on my pizza 175 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:11,766 I play soccer on the weekends 176 00:07:11,766 --> 00:07:13,166 and I'd like to have two kids 177 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,066 girl or boy 178 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:14,966 doesn't matter 179 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:16,833 and for some reason 180 00:07:16,833 --> 00:07:18,066 this seems to be a 181 00:07:18,066 --> 00:07:19,504 common question from 182 00:07:19,516 --> 00:07:21,400 a lot of the women but no 183 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:24,566 I'm not a fan of Star Trek and yes 184 00:07:24,566 --> 00:07:27,066 I'm a city boy so 185 00:07:30,766 --> 00:07:33,200 I like olives on my pizza too 186 00:07:33,666 --> 00:07:35,173 hmm did I tell you Paul 187 00:07:35,185 --> 00:07:37,166 likes olives on his pizza too 188 00:07:37,433 --> 00:07:39,000 only about 50 times 189 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,233 no I don't understand it 190 00:07:40,233 --> 00:07:41,206 he filled out a form saying 191 00:07:41,218 --> 00:07:42,166 he'd like to see me again 192 00:07:42,166 --> 00:07:42,884 and I filled out mine 193 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:43,800 saying the same about him 194 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:44,900 why isn't he called 195 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:46,300 maybe he's away on business 196 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,000 someplace that has no phones 197 00:07:48,033 --> 00:07:49,489 you're asking the wrong 198 00:07:49,501 --> 00:07:51,033 person after last night 199 00:07:51,033 --> 00:07:53,100 and inside I headed to the opposite sex 200 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:54,766 completely evaporated 201 00:07:54,966 --> 00:07:56,400 no I wonder if Paul's intimidated 202 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,766 because I own my own business 203 00:07:57,766 --> 00:07:59,866 I knew I shouldn't have been so candid 204 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,600 I'll be right back 205 00:08:09,033 --> 00:08:10,400 don't be long 206 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:22,133 I love you too 207 00:08:33,566 --> 00:08:35,766 huh okay shh 208 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,233 Society Wives is a great read 209 00:08:56,233 --> 00:08:58,533 Delia Marshawn's finest work so far 210 00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:01,800 happy reading 211 00:09:24,033 --> 00:09:26,700 whoa are you okay 212 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,533 yeah thank you 213 00:09:32,066 --> 00:09:32,966 um 214 00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:36,066 I'm Jake Tyler 215 00:09:36,066 --> 00:09:38,200 I run the store here with my uncle 216 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:39,788 oh um this isn't what 217 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,400 it looks like really 218 00:09:41,633 --> 00:09:43,266 because you know what it looked like was 219 00:09:43,266 --> 00:09:44,194 you were just rearranging 220 00:09:44,206 --> 00:09:45,033 all my shelves and my 221 00:09:45,033 --> 00:09:46,700 my display and everything 222 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:48,033 really yeah 223 00:09:48,033 --> 00:09:48,966 you got her shoplifting 224 00:09:48,966 --> 00:09:49,574 but I don't see how you 225 00:09:49,586 --> 00:09:50,233 could smuggle a book in 226 00:09:50,233 --> 00:09:51,300 what you're wearing so 227 00:09:52,866 --> 00:09:56,700 um it's a professional hazard 228 00:09:58,066 --> 00:09:59,100 heart's desire 229 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:00,700 I work there 230 00:10:02,666 --> 00:10:03,953 and that relates to you 231 00:10:03,965 --> 00:10:05,433 restocking my shelves how 232 00:10:05,433 --> 00:10:08,266 well I like my authors front and center 233 00:10:08,266 --> 00:10:09,533 when are you okay 234 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,000 yes it's so dangerous 235 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,466 for somebody to fall when they're single 236 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:15,400 okay thank you so much 237 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,266 here's your book 238 00:10:16,266 --> 00:10:17,566 it's lovely meeting you 239 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:19,000 bye bye bye 240 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,366 keep moving 241 00:10:20,366 --> 00:10:22,800 he's cute I know his number 242 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:33,366 alright thank you thank you so much 243 00:10:34,666 --> 00:10:36,000 thank you so much 244 00:10:40,066 --> 00:10:43,066 wow another great book signing Dahlia 245 00:10:43,066 --> 00:10:44,283 you just had people eating 246 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,666 out of your hands well maybe 247 00:10:45,666 --> 00:10:47,230 but the air conditioning vent 248 00:10:47,242 --> 00:10:48,600 was on me the whole time 249 00:10:49,366 --> 00:10:51,166 when what do you mean 250 00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:52,166 what you got 251 00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:53,800 well actually 252 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,100 I'm stuck in the third chapter 253 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:56,566 I couldn't read your writing 254 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:58,866 so did you date Robert for five years 255 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,194 or five months before 256 00:11:00,206 --> 00:11:01,866 you got married five days 257 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,131 but then what about the 258 00:11:04,143 --> 00:11:05,633 five years leading up to that 259 00:11:05,633 --> 00:11:08,200 there's a big hole from 1974 to 1979 260 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,566 there is no hole 261 00:11:10,033 --> 00:11:11,866 Robert was my first husband 262 00:11:14,666 --> 00:11:17,733 why would I tell you like you 263 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:27,866 I'm already one last stop oh 264 00:11:41,766 --> 00:11:42,300 you know I'm 265 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:44,436 I'm I'm just too exhausted 266 00:11:44,448 --> 00:11:46,266 to do another signing 267 00:11:46,266 --> 00:11:49,700 I I need to go home 268 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,833 I think what I really need is a massage 269 00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:53,617 could could you call surge 270 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:55,633 and see if he has an opening 271 00:11:55,633 --> 00:11:57,166 when maybe you should 272 00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:58,240 certain go in there 273 00:11:58,252 --> 00:11:59,566 and smooth things over 274 00:12:00,666 --> 00:12:02,225 yeah search can take 275 00:12:02,237 --> 00:12:04,200 you right away wonderful 276 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,500 where's the champagne 277 00:12:11,166 --> 00:12:13,266 what should I say to your fans darling 278 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,933 just give them my regrets 279 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,133 oh and take the rest of the day off 280 00:12:25,066 --> 00:12:26,766 this is a rotten idea 281 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,866 Dahlia Marshawn Dear Sam 282 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:30,893 he asked me to help 283 00:12:30,905 --> 00:12:31,800 you out with the store 284 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,733 can you just let me do my job please 285 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,833 see book readings like this 286 00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:38,300 they bring in book buying customers 287 00:12:38,566 --> 00:12:39,966 I'm going out back 288 00:12:41,366 --> 00:12:43,266 call me when this debuckle's over 289 00:12:50,633 --> 00:12:53,466 hey it's Gwen right 290 00:12:53,466 --> 00:12:54,915 yeah great memory for 291 00:12:54,927 --> 00:12:56,666 some things I guess haha 292 00:12:56,833 --> 00:13:00,500 um you here for Dahlia's book reading 293 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,466 yeah you could say that hey 294 00:13:02,466 --> 00:13:03,000 you're not alone 295 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:03,892 I mean a lot of Dahlia's 296 00:13:03,904 --> 00:13:05,033 fans have really gone all out 297 00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:06,533 and one lady is uh 298 00:13:07,066 --> 00:13:08,011 made some homemade 299 00:13:08,023 --> 00:13:09,300 shortbread and the lady 300 00:13:09,466 --> 00:13:11,733 actually knit her book bag so 301 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:14,166 are you okay 302 00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:15,300 is everything alright 303 00:13:15,566 --> 00:13:18,700 um yeah I'm Dahlia's editor oh 304 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:19,891 we're working on her 305 00:13:19,903 --> 00:13:21,166 memoirs right now oh 306 00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:23,179 that's great I didn't or 307 00:13:23,191 --> 00:13:25,300 not great normally it is 308 00:13:25,966 --> 00:13:28,025 but I have some bad news 309 00:13:28,037 --> 00:13:30,366 Dahlia's not gonna make it 310 00:13:31,566 --> 00:13:32,466 what do you mean 311 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,966 it's his headaches 312 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,600 she gets migraines now 313 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,759 they come on suddenly 314 00:13:41,771 --> 00:13:43,333 and without right all right 315 00:13:43,366 --> 00:13:45,100 migraines look 316 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,966 I'm sorry she refused to come in 317 00:13:46,966 --> 00:13:48,243 I I just don't know what 318 00:13:48,255 --> 00:13:49,866 to tell all these people here 319 00:13:49,866 --> 00:13:50,633 I don't know if 320 00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:51,443 I'm sure that we can 321 00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:52,400 come up with something 322 00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:59,100 hi everyone 323 00:13:59,266 --> 00:14:00,400 good afternoon 324 00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:02,888 just let me thank you all 325 00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:04,733 for helping us celebrate 326 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,166 Dahlia Marshall 327 00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:07,500 unfortunately 328 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:08,800 I do have some bad news 329 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:10,524 Dahlia herself won't be 330 00:14:10,536 --> 00:14:11,933 joining us this afternoon 331 00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:14,433 because well 332 00:14:14,433 --> 00:14:16,542 because of something very 333 00:14:16,554 --> 00:14:19,100 special that she's working on 334 00:14:22,433 --> 00:14:23,600 so she said 335 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,255 um she sends her 336 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,600 sincerest regrets to all of you 337 00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:34,266 that she couldn't be here to um um 338 00:14:34,266 --> 00:14:35,966 to tell you about her memoirs 339 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,866 yes which she is working on feverishly 340 00:14:38,866 --> 00:14:41,400 due in stores in six months 341 00:14:41,566 --> 00:14:43,033 and in her absence 342 00:14:43,033 --> 00:14:44,033 she has asked me 343 00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:46,121 to invite all of you to a 344 00:14:46,133 --> 00:14:48,400 gala book launch everybody 345 00:14:48,633 --> 00:14:50,432 is that I could be held 346 00:14:50,444 --> 00:14:52,333 here at Panoski's Books 347 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,466 oh Gwen whatever possessed you to 348 00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,166 commit us to a publishing date 349 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,566 Dahlia never delivers on time ever 350 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,266 the book party 351 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:12,400 what do I start 352 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,400 apparently Gwen thinks that 353 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,634 she is also in charge 354 00:15:15,646 --> 00:15:16,833 of public relations 355 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,600 for this company Gwen 356 00:15:18,866 --> 00:15:20,366 if you saw her fans 357 00:15:20,866 --> 00:15:22,000 they brought flowers 358 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,300 they bake cookies 359 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,900 they knit book bags 360 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:28,300 Dahlia is a million dollar novelist 361 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,003 we can't have her book 362 00:15:31,015 --> 00:15:33,366 launch at Penelope's Books 363 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,721 you should leave this kind 364 00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:36,066 of thing to professionals 365 00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:37,434 and then you can stick 366 00:15:37,446 --> 00:15:38,700 to what you do best 367 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:40,466 taking dictation 368 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:42,600 darling oh my goodness 369 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:43,366 there you are 370 00:15:43,366 --> 00:15:45,033 I've been looking all over for you 371 00:15:45,033 --> 00:15:46,200 oh I'm very 372 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,666 very sorry obviously 373 00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:48,425 we'll put together a 374 00:15:48,437 --> 00:15:49,400 press release right away 375 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,500 to fix the damage 376 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,878 the rookie mistake 377 00:15:51,890 --> 00:15:53,666 on Gwen's part mistake 378 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,200 are you kidding 379 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,100 my agent just got off the phone with 380 00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,600 all these talk shows 381 00:15:58,766 --> 00:16:01,666 talk shows big ones 382 00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:02,666 they saw the 383 00:16:02,666 --> 00:16:03,817 story about the book 384 00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:05,166 launch on the newswire 385 00:16:05,266 --> 00:16:06,634 they want to do a story 386 00:16:06,646 --> 00:16:07,966 about Dahlia Marshawn 387 00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:10,100 the people's novelist 388 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,334 not quite the same as 389 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:12,233 The People's Princess 390 00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:13,466 but you know it's good 391 00:16:13,466 --> 00:16:14,654 we're not sure what show 392 00:16:14,666 --> 00:16:15,966 will do first or anything 393 00:16:15,966 --> 00:16:17,366 but I can tell you this 394 00:16:17,966 --> 00:16:19,300 I smell money 395 00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:21,633 marvelous so 396 00:16:21,633 --> 00:16:24,366 I guess the book party is still on 397 00:16:24,966 --> 00:16:27,266 and I guess you'll be planning it 398 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,142 two more chapters thank 399 00:16:32,154 --> 00:16:34,566 you hard at work wonderful 400 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,600 she's doing talk shows uh huh 401 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,033 that makes me three degrees away from 402 00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:41,900 the queen of television 403 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:42,888 and now you get to 404 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,400 hang with that hottie Jake 405 00:16:44,466 --> 00:16:46,054 uh he is half the reason 406 00:16:46,066 --> 00:16:47,733 why I almost lost my job 407 00:16:47,866 --> 00:16:48,784 and I let him run off the 408 00:16:48,796 --> 00:16:49,800 mouth about the book party 409 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:50,833 at panowskis 410 00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:52,366 why the way 411 00:16:52,366 --> 00:16:53,191 his eyes crinkle when 412 00:16:53,203 --> 00:16:54,200 he smiles is pretty cute 413 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,633 well Brad's eyes also crinkle 414 00:16:55,633 --> 00:16:56,700 was taking me ages to 415 00:16:56,712 --> 00:16:58,100 get over that relationship 416 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,633 when it has been two years 417 00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:00,556 that's more than half the 418 00:17:00,568 --> 00:17:01,466 time you spent with him 419 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,533 time to move on 420 00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:04,300 who knows if Jake is even single 421 00:17:04,666 --> 00:17:05,500 I'm not a genius 422 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,344 but I know an interested 423 00:17:06,356 --> 00:17:07,033 vibe when I see it 424 00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:09,500 and he was definitely interested in you 425 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,266 where I'm finally happy with my life 426 00:17:11,266 --> 00:17:13,000 exactly as it is now 427 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,408 you wanna know why Pam 428 00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:15,800 Walters is married and we're not 429 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,233 oh I'm certain you've given it a lot 430 00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:19,200 because she went for it oh 431 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,700 just get to know Jake better 432 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:23,700 that's all look at me 433 00:17:23,766 --> 00:17:25,300 still no word from Paul 434 00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,466 but I went for it 435 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,400 I really still think he's gonna call him 436 00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:31,633 you know the corny thing is 437 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,764 he's the first guy in 438 00:17:32,776 --> 00:17:34,300 yours I really sparked with 439 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:35,529 I know in my next life I 440 00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:36,833 wanna be Dahlia Marshall 441 00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:38,400 and she knows how to do this 442 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,066 she's been married six times exactly 443 00:17:41,066 --> 00:17:42,933 she seals the deal every time 444 00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:53,400 oh hey 445 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,005 I'm good I was actually 446 00:17:57,017 --> 00:17:58,866 just on my way to talk to you 447 00:17:58,866 --> 00:18:00,000 about Book party 448 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:01,600 the book party 449 00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:03,966 almost lost my job over that 450 00:18:03,966 --> 00:18:04,933 you don't say 451 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,562 I think that we're gonna 452 00:18:09,574 --> 00:18:10,833 need a theme you know 453 00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,240 something that just ties 454 00:18:12,252 --> 00:18:13,966 the whole bookstore together 455 00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:16,700 yeah um well 456 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:19,333 you know we could do like a 70s theme 457 00:18:19,633 --> 00:18:21,266 you know I don't think that she's really 458 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,066 the type to date herself that much 459 00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:25,533 how about great literary romances 460 00:18:25,866 --> 00:18:28,766 yeah yeah Daisy Buchanan Jay Gatsby 461 00:18:28,766 --> 00:18:30,178 Romeo and Juliet he cliff 462 00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:31,500 and Catherine Earnshaw 463 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,133 I love that weather hats 464 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,400 you know this is turning into something 465 00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:40,333 way bigger than I imagined 466 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,766 we're gonna need caterers 467 00:18:43,766 --> 00:18:46,300 bartenders um 468 00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:47,583 so did you wanna like 469 00:18:47,595 --> 00:18:49,233 do this over dinner tonight 470 00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:50,333 if you didn't 471 00:18:50,466 --> 00:18:52,366 absolutely tonight yeah 472 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,066 cool weathering Heights huh yeah 473 00:18:59,100 --> 00:18:59,866 right there 474 00:18:59,866 --> 00:19:01,000 10 stitches 475 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,566 playing hockey in the fifth grade 476 00:19:02,866 --> 00:19:03,800 this guy Kyle Pruit 477 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,533 crashed into me trying to score a goal 478 00:19:05,966 --> 00:19:07,700 and did he kidding me 479 00:19:07,833 --> 00:19:08,966 could have gouge my eye out 480 00:19:08,966 --> 00:19:09,769 there's no way I was 481 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:10,800 letting that block by me 482 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,731 this one that's from go 483 00:19:13,743 --> 00:19:15,866 kart racing with my cousins 484 00:19:15,866 --> 00:19:17,566 thank you that must have hurt 485 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,500 let's just say my mom was very pleased 486 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,733 I gave up my NASCAR aspirations 487 00:19:23,566 --> 00:19:25,133 okay so check this out 488 00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:27,100 you think that's bad 489 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,866 this is from when my sister pushed me 490 00:19:28,866 --> 00:19:29,866 out of the hammock 491 00:19:29,866 --> 00:19:31,063 15 stitches and she 492 00:19:31,075 --> 00:19:32,666 was grounded for a month 493 00:19:42,433 --> 00:19:43,233 wow 494 00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:48,766 um how old were you I was 10 495 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,247 and I was reading Jane 496 00:19:50,259 --> 00:19:52,033 Austin minding my own business 497 00:19:52,033 --> 00:19:53,285 and my sister's upset 498 00:19:53,297 --> 00:19:54,500 because I want wait 499 00:19:54,633 --> 00:19:55,631 did you say that you were 500 00:19:55,643 --> 00:19:56,733 reading Jane Austin at ten 501 00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:58,966 well I was an advanced reader for my age 502 00:19:58,966 --> 00:20:00,731 I think they also call 503 00:20:00,743 --> 00:20:02,600 that a bookworm but oh 504 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,733 that's funny coming from a next jock oh 505 00:20:06,833 --> 00:20:08,266 okay one more 506 00:20:09,233 --> 00:20:10,566 probably the worst one of all 507 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,366 you can't see it but um 508 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,786 her name is Joanie Cunningham 509 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,466 she broke my heart oh 510 00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:19,664 what happened it's jerk 511 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:21,600 Chachi got to her first 512 00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:31,899 it's cute were you 513 00:20:31,911 --> 00:20:33,033 home when you're happy 514 00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:34,298 I can't help it that was 515 00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:35,800 the best yogi I've ever had 516 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,400 I'm glad I didn't steer you wrong 517 00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,933 where are you steering me now 518 00:20:45,066 --> 00:20:46,366 do you say if he wants kids 519 00:20:46,366 --> 00:20:47,233 what about marriage 520 00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:49,500 oh I don't even know if it was a date 521 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,566 uh huh then why the big grin 522 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,600 you know it was really casual 523 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,600 you know we talked about books and music 524 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,100 and how he moved here from San Diego 525 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,666 two months ago to work for his uncle 526 00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:00,100 so he's Rolling Stone 527 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:01,533 hmm that's not good 528 00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:03,035 he sounds like one of those 529 00:21:03,047 --> 00:21:04,066 guys who never grows up 530 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,425 you're the one who want 531 00:21:05,437 --> 00:21:06,700 me back on the dating scene 532 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,933 like yeah but not with Peter Pan 533 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:12,000 and we're not gonna let that happen 534 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,866 Gwen you're sitting on a gold mine here 535 00:21:14,866 --> 00:21:16,233 a gold mine 536 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,500 Dahlia's memoirs 537 00:21:18,066 --> 00:21:19,363 she's like the Jedi master 538 00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:20,433 of finding a husband 539 00:21:20,433 --> 00:21:21,300 listen to this 540 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,366 my policy in life is the same as work 541 00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:24,506 only start something 542 00:21:24,518 --> 00:21:25,900 you know you can finish 543 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:27,433 if a man is afraid of commitment 544 00:21:27,433 --> 00:21:28,400 I walk away 545 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,566 when you're as fabulous as I am darlings 546 00:21:30,566 --> 00:21:32,000 you don't have time to waste 547 00:21:32,766 --> 00:21:33,600 that's what you have to do 548 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,379 before you get too 549 00:21:34,391 --> 00:21:35,666 emotionally attached to Jake 550 00:21:36,066 --> 00:21:37,066 it's too late 551 00:21:37,866 --> 00:21:38,850 well then you're gonna 552 00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:40,266 have to call him up and invite 553 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:41,314 him over for dinner and 554 00:21:41,326 --> 00:21:42,800 find out what he's really about 555 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:43,529 find out what he 556 00:21:43,541 --> 00:21:44,700 wants to get out of life 557 00:21:58,166 --> 00:22:01,966 hey hey my present oh thank you 558 00:22:01,966 --> 00:22:04,900 um actually just head on together okay 559 00:22:12,866 --> 00:22:15,933 so Dahlia worked at Pinovsky's yeah 560 00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:17,700 I know it's crazy right 561 00:22:17,866 --> 00:22:19,397 for like five years I think 562 00:22:19,409 --> 00:22:20,666 back in the seventies 563 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,300 so you like the music 564 00:22:24,433 --> 00:22:27,100 oh CD is perfect for the book party 565 00:22:28,966 --> 00:22:30,800 pasta isn't that 566 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:31,617 a dangerous food to 567 00:22:31,629 --> 00:22:32,633 eat in a mixed company 568 00:22:32,633 --> 00:22:33,600 I don't know 569 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,800 danger of dribble on the chin 570 00:22:35,866 --> 00:22:36,900 I forgot to mention 571 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:37,914 you will be tested on 572 00:22:37,926 --> 00:22:39,000 a ticket this evening 573 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,033 it's true you know 574 00:22:40,033 --> 00:22:41,246 the only way to judge 575 00:22:41,258 --> 00:22:42,600 a person's screw pulls 576 00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:43,833 is whether or not they tell you 577 00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:45,333 when you have something on your face 578 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:48,706 it's fact you got something 579 00:22:48,718 --> 00:22:50,366 on your face wow 580 00:22:52,366 --> 00:22:55,933 go to your right a little to your right 581 00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:06,464 you see now I can safely 582 00:23:06,476 --> 00:23:08,300 enjoy a meal in your company 583 00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:10,066 yes William yes 584 00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:14,500 um so have you thought about setting up 585 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,533 your own bookstore 586 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,500 you know since you're so busy with Sam's 587 00:23:17,766 --> 00:23:20,866 um no not really 588 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:23,006 no cause I bet you'd 589 00:23:23,018 --> 00:23:24,600 be great at running one 590 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,333 thank you but uh 591 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:29,166 he kind of ties a fella down 592 00:23:29,166 --> 00:23:31,094 you know with all the 593 00:23:31,106 --> 00:23:33,600 employees and rent or yeah 594 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,266 we could always work at a publishers 595 00:23:37,066 --> 00:23:38,690 thank you I just you know 596 00:23:38,702 --> 00:23:40,666 going with the flow right now 597 00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:42,733 we could always manage a bigger store 598 00:23:43,966 --> 00:23:45,833 it's just you don't seem like 599 00:23:45,833 --> 00:23:46,708 the kind of guy who's 600 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:47,733 into the American dream 601 00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:49,002 you know the whole 602 00:23:49,014 --> 00:23:50,233 white picket fence wife 603 00:23:50,233 --> 00:23:51,600 two kids dog 604 00:23:52,433 --> 00:23:53,900 well you got that right 605 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:58,912 actually it's not even 606 00:23:58,924 --> 00:24:00,100 that I don't want the house 607 00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:01,436 or the wife or the kids or 608 00:24:01,448 --> 00:24:02,900 even that I'm opposed to it 609 00:24:03,566 --> 00:24:05,033 and I can't see myself settling down 610 00:24:05,033 --> 00:24:05,850 just for the sake of 611 00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:06,733 settling down either 612 00:24:07,566 --> 00:24:09,300 maybe I meet someone and fall in love 613 00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:10,466 and all that changes 614 00:24:10,966 --> 00:24:11,818 but it's not like you 615 00:24:11,830 --> 00:24:12,900 can plan for it to happen 616 00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:17,598 so we're not here to 617 00:24:17,610 --> 00:24:19,800 talk about boring life stuff 618 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,466 so we have a book 619 00:24:21,478 --> 00:24:24,000 launch to plan right you are 620 00:24:33,233 --> 00:24:34,201 so I think that we 621 00:24:34,213 --> 00:24:35,466 got a lot accomplished 622 00:24:35,466 --> 00:24:38,133 yeah yeah that's gonna be good yeah 623 00:24:45,666 --> 00:24:47,466 okay okay 624 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,400 see ya see ya 625 00:25:35,633 --> 00:25:37,133 hello Dahlia it's Gwen 626 00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:38,143 I just wanted to go 627 00:25:38,155 --> 00:25:39,300 over the last chapter 628 00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:40,946 and your newer visions 629 00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:42,766 when it's a little late 630 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,700 oh I hadn't noticed sorry 631 00:25:47,833 --> 00:25:50,666 Gwen what's wrong nothing 632 00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:54,100 everything 633 00:25:55,833 --> 00:25:57,133 Gwen honey 634 00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:00,800 I just don't understand men 635 00:26:01,766 --> 00:26:02,699 now you think I would 636 00:26:02,711 --> 00:26:03,700 have some clue by now 637 00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:05,568 but I just keep making the 638 00:26:05,580 --> 00:26:07,533 same mistake over and over 639 00:26:07,866 --> 00:26:09,641 honey I have three 640 00:26:09,653 --> 00:26:12,533 syllables for you da li yeah 641 00:26:13,033 --> 00:26:14,933 9 a m tomorrow sharp 642 00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:17,600 I will whip your love life into shape 643 00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:21,366 so help me god thanks 644 00:26:26,266 --> 00:26:27,600 thank you thank you 645 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,500 thank you for letting me come 646 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,000 just remember to breathe 647 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,293 because Dahlia can't 648 00:26:32,305 --> 00:26:34,066 help you if you faint okay 649 00:26:35,666 --> 00:26:39,300 she burped you oh oh uh can we uh 650 00:26:39,366 --> 00:26:41,133 take a 20 minute break 651 00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:46,866 wow it's so good to see you 652 00:26:46,966 --> 00:26:50,466 oh you look stunning thank you 653 00:26:50,866 --> 00:26:52,233 and you must be 654 00:26:52,233 --> 00:26:53,972 hi I'm Sandra Youngs and 655 00:26:53,984 --> 00:26:56,100 I'm a single unmarried woman 656 00:26:56,266 --> 00:26:58,400 oh I'm so glad you're here 657 00:26:58,566 --> 00:26:59,908 because the most important 658 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,066 thing I can say about 659 00:27:01,066 --> 00:27:02,866 getting married is that 660 00:27:02,878 --> 00:27:04,533 you must have desire 661 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:08,166 and you seem to have it now 662 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,700 I want you to go through these magazines 663 00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:12,733 and start your bridal map 664 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,500 bridal map excuse me 665 00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:18,100 but I don't see a ring on that finger 666 00:27:19,033 --> 00:27:20,725 Gwennie TikTok don't 667 00:27:20,737 --> 00:27:22,866 want love to pass you by 668 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:25,000 mother says exactly the same thing 669 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:25,800 she's right 670 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:27,840 there is no reason a girl 671 00:27:27,852 --> 00:27:29,466 like you should be single 672 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:31,066 yeah as I was saying 673 00:27:31,366 --> 00:27:33,600 if you wanted to drive to Florida 674 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,133 you would follow a map 675 00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:41,642 oh and we do this to 676 00:27:41,654 --> 00:27:44,166 visualize exactly what we want 677 00:27:44,166 --> 00:27:46,166 like like positive reinforcements 678 00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:48,533 if you can see it 679 00:27:48,766 --> 00:27:50,200 you can manifest it 680 00:27:50,300 --> 00:27:52,333 work like a charm on Giancarlo 681 00:27:53,066 --> 00:27:54,766 if only I'd been more specific about 682 00:27:54,766 --> 00:27:56,266 the size of his wallet 683 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,166 well anyway 684 00:27:59,433 --> 00:28:01,000 if you do this 685 00:28:01,033 --> 00:28:02,754 I promise that you will be 686 00:28:02,766 --> 00:28:04,366 engaged within 6 months 687 00:28:04,366 --> 00:28:06,261 six months that is the 688 00:28:06,273 --> 00:28:08,266 power of visualization 689 00:28:09,866 --> 00:28:12,500 ah ah ah ah put it back 690 00:28:14,366 --> 00:28:17,000 before you can start your math 691 00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:19,000 we have to figure out what it is 692 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,333 you've been doing wrong 693 00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:24,533 tell Dahlia why you're still single well 694 00:28:25,266 --> 00:28:27,366 I thought Paul and I clicked no 695 00:28:27,366 --> 00:28:30,066 we were having funny email exchanges 696 00:28:30,066 --> 00:28:31,429 and then he finally suggests 697 00:28:31,441 --> 00:28:32,766 that we meet up for dinner 698 00:28:34,066 --> 00:28:35,236 that was a week ago and 699 00:28:35,248 --> 00:28:36,533 I haven't heard anything 700 00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:38,366 Sandra Darling 701 00:28:39,066 --> 00:28:41,666 I realize this is the 21st century 702 00:28:41,666 --> 00:28:44,733 but you must learn to pull back 703 00:28:44,833 --> 00:28:47,333 let him think you've lost interest 704 00:28:47,666 --> 00:28:49,880 then allow him to do what a 705 00:28:49,892 --> 00:28:52,200 man is supposed to do chase 706 00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:55,561 Queenie why on 707 00:28:55,573 --> 00:28:57,900 earth are you still single 708 00:29:04,066 --> 00:29:06,900 this is no time to be proud come on 709 00:29:07,466 --> 00:29:09,029 his name was Brad and 710 00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:11,366 they were together for 3 years 711 00:29:11,366 --> 00:29:12,366 and he wouldn't commit 712 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:14,666 okay alright 713 00:29:15,266 --> 00:29:16,933 we've been broken up for 2 years 714 00:29:17,066 --> 00:29:18,533 I hate dating 715 00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:19,700 and Jake is 716 00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:21,150 the first guy that I felt 717 00:29:21,162 --> 00:29:22,566 a spark with in so long 718 00:29:22,766 --> 00:29:24,766 now Jake's the one from the bookstore 719 00:29:25,233 --> 00:29:26,566 yeah but I don't get it 720 00:29:26,833 --> 00:29:27,793 I mean why are men 721 00:29:27,805 --> 00:29:29,100 so afraid of commitment 722 00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,700 uh well excuse me 723 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,700 some men thrive on the initial attention 724 00:29:34,766 --> 00:29:36,533 but they have no follow through 725 00:29:36,833 --> 00:29:38,333 I'm afraid he's one of them 726 00:29:38,766 --> 00:29:40,733 it's best if you just move on 727 00:29:41,866 --> 00:29:42,500 you think so 728 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:45,566 oh I know so once a commitment foe 729 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,666 always a commitment foe 730 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,366 it's time for you to break the cycle 731 00:29:53,366 --> 00:29:55,400 I want you to repeat after me 732 00:29:56,866 --> 00:29:57,666 excuse me 733 00:30:00,066 --> 00:30:01,766 I am moving on 734 00:30:02,566 --> 00:30:04,207 I am moving on okay I 735 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:06,266 need to believe that more 736 00:30:06,466 --> 00:30:08,366 more strength conviction okay 737 00:30:09,633 --> 00:30:11,500 I am moving on 738 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:13,266 I am moving on 739 00:30:13,266 --> 00:30:14,133 that was it 740 00:30:14,233 --> 00:30:14,900 oh I felt that 741 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:15,866 that was wonderful 742 00:30:15,866 --> 00:30:16,600 you're hurting my hands 743 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,500 I'm so sorry 744 00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:18,066 I'm so sorry 745 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:19,866 that was so good yeah 746 00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:21,666 I am moving on 747 00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:31,466 hey Gwen it's a nice surprise 748 00:30:31,966 --> 00:30:32,712 I was just actually 749 00:30:32,724 --> 00:30:33,800 working on the floor plans 750 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:34,300 for the party 751 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:35,465 seeing if we can move some 752 00:30:35,477 --> 00:30:36,700 of these shelves around us 753 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:39,233 well actually 754 00:30:39,233 --> 00:30:41,066 I have a contract 755 00:30:41,066 --> 00:30:42,236 for you to sign from 756 00:30:42,248 --> 00:30:43,666 the legal department ah 757 00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:46,100 well I tell you 758 00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:46,988 I never signed a contract 759 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:47,900 without reading it first 760 00:30:47,900 --> 00:30:49,395 so I'm gonna have to 761 00:30:49,407 --> 00:30:51,366 get back to you all right 762 00:30:53,433 --> 00:30:56,066 um say did I thank you for dinner 763 00:30:56,066 --> 00:30:58,166 because if I didn't I'm a total heal 764 00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:03,200 yes uh you did and you're welcome 765 00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:06,300 yeah a little oh 766 00:31:08,566 --> 00:31:12,800 lower kind of on this area here 767 00:31:15,066 --> 00:31:17,033 um all right then 768 00:31:17,033 --> 00:31:18,366 so about these shelves 769 00:31:18,366 --> 00:31:19,427 uh do you think that we 770 00:31:19,439 --> 00:31:20,466 can move these around 771 00:31:20,466 --> 00:31:21,401 because we may not have 772 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:22,566 enough space for the guests 773 00:31:22,566 --> 00:31:24,366 um well why don't I 774 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,481 show you what I was thinking 775 00:31:27,493 --> 00:31:28,933 about doing here all right 776 00:31:29,366 --> 00:31:30,920 let me have the tape 777 00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:32,733 measure you don't mind 778 00:31:33,866 --> 00:31:35,154 is this okay you have 779 00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:36,466 time for this uh huh 780 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:46,700 you just don't walk up 781 00:31:48,033 --> 00:31:48,833 what was it 782 00:31:49,566 --> 00:31:50,500 graves of wrath 783 00:31:50,566 --> 00:31:51,366 it's okay no 784 00:31:51,366 --> 00:31:52,666 no he just stole the book 785 00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:53,566 yeah it's Mister Nelson 786 00:31:53,566 --> 00:31:54,254 he's working his way 787 00:31:54,266 --> 00:31:55,000 through the classics 788 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,700 he's on Stein back right now 789 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,345 but you just let him 790 00:31:58,357 --> 00:31:59,600 know he's got great taste 791 00:31:59,666 --> 00:32:00,866 I tell you something 792 00:32:00,866 --> 00:32:02,566 the minute he picks up a Jackie Collins 793 00:32:02,566 --> 00:32:04,085 I'm on him like a fat 794 00:32:04,097 --> 00:32:05,700 kid on a Snickers bar 795 00:32:06,900 --> 00:32:08,139 no really he always 796 00:32:08,151 --> 00:32:09,600 brings a book back in 797 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:10,466 main condition 798 00:32:10,466 --> 00:32:11,366 so it's fine 799 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,763 um listen why don't I 800 00:32:14,775 --> 00:32:16,800 show you these floor plans 801 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,866 over lunch be my treat 802 00:32:18,866 --> 00:32:20,039 I can repay you for the 803 00:32:20,051 --> 00:32:21,700 wonderful meal that you cook me 804 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,166 I already have plans 805 00:32:36,066 --> 00:32:38,933 surprise I brought lunch 806 00:32:39,266 --> 00:32:41,166 oh this is a surprise 807 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,534 Jake asked me to lunch 808 00:32:42,546 --> 00:32:44,566 and I told him that I have plans 809 00:32:44,633 --> 00:32:45,824 so this way you keep 810 00:32:45,836 --> 00:32:47,100 me from being a liar 811 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,655 hey honey do you want 812 00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:49,933 dressing on the side 813 00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:53,266 oh hi Gwen hey Paul 814 00:32:53,266 --> 00:32:54,767 Gwen brought lunch too so 815 00:32:54,779 --> 00:32:56,533 we can all eat together yeah 816 00:32:57,833 --> 00:32:58,500 you know what 817 00:32:58,500 --> 00:32:59,226 actually I should 818 00:32:59,238 --> 00:33:00,366 probably get back to work 819 00:33:00,366 --> 00:33:02,000 or it's probably wondering where I am 820 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,733 are you sure absolutely 821 00:33:03,966 --> 00:33:04,633 so you know 822 00:33:04,633 --> 00:33:05,833 you guys have a great lunch 823 00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:08,066 and I'll catch up with you later 824 00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:10,933 okay bye bye 825 00:33:16,566 --> 00:33:18,166 I love you 826 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,633 honestly devoting 827 00:33:26,633 --> 00:33:28,287 two chapters to Giancarlo 828 00:33:28,299 --> 00:33:29,766 is more than generous 829 00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:31,165 especially considering 830 00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:32,233 our divorce settlement 831 00:33:32,233 --> 00:33:34,333 Dahlia there are gaps 832 00:33:34,666 --> 00:33:35,521 you still haven't written 833 00:33:35,533 --> 00:33:36,366 about the college years 834 00:33:36,366 --> 00:33:39,400 so what happened between 1974 and 1979 835 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,666 there are no gaps 836 00:33:40,666 --> 00:33:42,433 nothing happened in your 20s 837 00:33:42,433 --> 00:33:43,733 nothing worth noting 838 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:44,233 but tell you 839 00:33:44,233 --> 00:33:45,800 those are your normal gene years 840 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,700 you know who you were before you were 841 00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:48,633 Dahlia Marshall 842 00:33:48,633 --> 00:33:49,766 the best selling author 843 00:33:49,766 --> 00:33:51,674 darling people only care 844 00:33:51,686 --> 00:33:53,766 about the Dahlia Marshall 845 00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:55,676 so you just correct the 846 00:33:55,688 --> 00:33:57,233 spelling and punctuation 847 00:33:57,233 --> 00:33:58,600 and it'll be fine 848 00:34:00,666 --> 00:34:02,434 oh yeah there's a man 849 00:34:02,446 --> 00:34:04,566 worthy of your attention 850 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:05,966 you should be him 851 00:34:05,966 --> 00:34:07,600 okay maybe another time 852 00:34:07,966 --> 00:34:09,566 oh Mark over here 853 00:34:09,700 --> 00:34:10,691 Dahlia we have to deliver 854 00:34:10,703 --> 00:34:11,666 the book to the printer 855 00:34:11,666 --> 00:34:12,433 in four months 856 00:34:12,433 --> 00:34:13,466 loads of time 857 00:34:13,466 --> 00:34:14,283 no not when you've 858 00:34:14,295 --> 00:34:15,400 only written half of it 859 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,566 Dahlia how are you mwah mwah 860 00:34:18,566 --> 00:34:20,600 this must be your sister 861 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,266 oh no wonder you win all your cases 862 00:34:23,666 --> 00:34:24,800 this is Gwen 863 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,200 my editor hi hi 864 00:34:27,633 --> 00:34:29,033 um assistant editor 865 00:34:29,033 --> 00:34:30,366 actually right 866 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:31,699 Mark and I've shared 867 00:34:31,711 --> 00:34:33,100 the elevator a few times 868 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,100 he's a lawyer on the fifth floor 869 00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:37,766 yeah a partner in his firm in fact 870 00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:40,100 well join us 871 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,588 we were just wrapping 872 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,000 up some book talk oh 873 00:34:43,466 --> 00:34:44,366 your your memoir 874 00:34:44,366 --> 00:34:44,766 how's it going 875 00:34:44,766 --> 00:34:45,233 well actually 876 00:34:45,233 --> 00:34:47,300 Delia and I just wonderful 877 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,566 and I have this woman to thank 878 00:34:49,833 --> 00:34:51,466 she's just so smart 879 00:34:51,466 --> 00:34:53,300 thoughtful and kind 880 00:34:54,466 --> 00:34:56,666 Wayne did you know that Mark is single 881 00:34:57,300 --> 00:34:58,800 no Dahlia I didn't 882 00:34:58,800 --> 00:34:59,715 yeah apparently it's 883 00:34:59,727 --> 00:35:00,700 a terminal condition 884 00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:02,266 doctor say there's no treatment 885 00:35:02,833 --> 00:35:05,700 I feel the Muse calling you two 886 00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:07,366 soldier on without me 887 00:35:10,266 --> 00:35:12,566 she's a she's not very subtle is she 888 00:35:12,566 --> 00:35:14,900 definitely not her strumsy no 889 00:35:17,166 --> 00:35:18,700 do you want some 890 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:20,154 oh thank you no I've 891 00:35:20,166 --> 00:35:22,366 already usually eat around 12 892 00:35:23,066 --> 00:35:25,800 well I'm normally a 2:00 guy 893 00:35:26,966 --> 00:35:28,500 maybe I might have to change that 894 00:35:30,766 --> 00:35:31,766 they do 895 00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:36,212 of course I would oh I miss 896 00:35:36,224 --> 00:35:39,000 you too honey buddy bye 897 00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:43,066 Paul wants me to meet his parents wow 898 00:35:43,233 --> 00:35:45,066 I think I might hear the 899 00:35:45,078 --> 00:35:47,000 ringing of wedding bells 900 00:35:56,266 --> 00:35:59,333 hello when it's Mark 901 00:35:59,966 --> 00:36:03,200 oh hi Mark um 902 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,300 thought you gave me your number 903 00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:05,600 I I didn't catch it a bad time 904 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:06,600 did I no no 905 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:07,966 this is a great time 906 00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:09,500 alright I I I was uh 907 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:10,900 I like to take you out for dinner 908 00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:11,900 that's okay 909 00:36:12,233 --> 00:36:14,566 uh yeah um like a date 910 00:36:15,233 --> 00:36:16,366 yeah it's well yeah 911 00:36:16,366 --> 00:36:18,600 I guess it'd be like a date um 912 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,966 say Friday night at Luna 913 00:36:21,033 --> 00:36:23,066 Friday at Luna is terrific 914 00:36:23,566 --> 00:36:25,466 right I'll pick up your place 7:00 915 00:36:26,266 --> 00:36:27,400 uh that sounds great 916 00:36:27,666 --> 00:36:28,433 see you then 917 00:36:28,433 --> 00:36:30,266 alright bye 918 00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:34,800 was that a date 919 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,966 no just dinner at Luna 920 00:36:38,300 --> 00:36:39,966 uh huh as in six months 921 00:36:39,978 --> 00:36:42,166 waiting this for a table Luna 922 00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:43,870 uh huh when that's not 923 00:36:43,882 --> 00:36:46,066 just dinner that's an event 924 00:36:48,433 --> 00:36:49,808 maybe giving him my number 925 00:36:49,820 --> 00:36:51,100 wasn't such a good idea 926 00:36:51,100 --> 00:36:53,600 I mean what if I blow it be breezy 927 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,466 just treat it like any other date 928 00:36:55,466 --> 00:36:57,900 so get crucial information 929 00:36:57,900 --> 00:36:58,945 like where he stands 930 00:36:58,957 --> 00:37:00,066 on marriage and kids 931 00:37:00,066 --> 00:37:01,933 but remain breezy at all times 932 00:37:02,833 --> 00:37:04,233 you make it sound so easy 933 00:37:04,233 --> 00:37:06,200 oh it is darling trust me 934 00:37:06,366 --> 00:37:07,600 you'll be fine 935 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,866 my favorite table thank you 936 00:37:21,766 --> 00:37:22,566 your favorite 937 00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:24,479 oh yeah as a rule I could 938 00:37:24,491 --> 00:37:26,400 treat myself to the very best 939 00:37:27,766 --> 00:37:28,868 which includes dinner 940 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,100 with a beautiful woman 941 00:37:30,100 --> 00:37:31,266 such as yourself 942 00:37:33,866 --> 00:37:34,724 you know I'm glad that 943 00:37:34,736 --> 00:37:35,566 Dahlia introduced us 944 00:37:35,566 --> 00:37:37,066 because if she hadn't 945 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,361 knows how long would have 946 00:37:38,373 --> 00:37:39,733 taken for our paths to cross 947 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,600 I mean you being the 2:00 lunch guy 948 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,200 me being the 12 o'clock lunch girl yeah 949 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:48,966 I've 950 00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:52,000 let you know a little secret here 951 00:37:55,233 --> 00:37:56,540 I've seen you in the 952 00:37:56,552 --> 00:37:58,266 building a bunch of times 953 00:37:58,266 --> 00:37:59,825 and when Dahlia told 954 00:37:59,837 --> 00:38:01,566 me that she was gonna 955 00:38:02,233 --> 00:38:03,866 introduce me to someone 956 00:38:05,166 --> 00:38:07,200 I was kind of hoping it was gonna be you 957 00:38:14,966 --> 00:38:17,266 I say it parade 958 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:24,266 it's wonderful to be in love 959 00:38:35,833 --> 00:38:37,866 I love Emily Bronte 960 00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:40,300 I read Weathering Hinds every summer 961 00:38:41,266 --> 00:38:42,966 see that's I envy that 962 00:38:43,833 --> 00:38:46,033 aside from from the sports edition 963 00:38:46,033 --> 00:38:47,400 I don't get to read much 964 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,538 but now that I've been made 965 00:38:49,550 --> 00:38:50,900 partner now I can you know 966 00:38:51,366 --> 00:38:53,800 put my time to other things oh 967 00:38:54,266 --> 00:38:55,200 so like what 968 00:38:58,433 --> 00:38:59,866 when I'm 36 969 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,833 most my friends are married 970 00:39:01,833 --> 00:39:02,800 settle down 971 00:39:03,433 --> 00:39:05,333 I wanna find that special someone 972 00:39:05,766 --> 00:39:07,366 that I can settle down with 973 00:39:08,266 --> 00:39:09,866 I mean it's gonna sound cheesy but yeah 974 00:39:09,866 --> 00:39:11,966 I want that that house 975 00:39:11,966 --> 00:39:15,666 that white picket fence my parents have 976 00:39:17,166 --> 00:39:18,091 and this is such a wrong 977 00:39:18,103 --> 00:39:19,000 thing to talk about on 978 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:19,500 the first date 979 00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:20,966 cause now I'm gonna scare you off 980 00:39:21,233 --> 00:39:22,766 no you're not 981 00:39:24,433 --> 00:39:26,800 Gwen he is so cute 982 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:28,467 I bet he would totally 983 00:39:28,479 --> 00:39:29,700 hit it off with Paul 984 00:39:30,466 --> 00:39:32,133 oh Paul is so 985 00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:34,700 I just adore him 986 00:39:35,966 --> 00:39:37,133 and what about Mark 987 00:39:37,266 --> 00:39:39,000 is he interested in the same things 988 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,466 well he's mature 989 00:39:40,466 --> 00:39:41,433 he knows what he wants 990 00:39:41,433 --> 00:39:42,800 he knows where he's going 991 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:44,800 you know daddy is right 992 00:39:44,833 --> 00:39:46,313 he's everything I should 993 00:39:46,325 --> 00:39:48,066 be looking for in a man now 994 00:39:48,066 --> 00:39:48,966 perfect day 995 00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:51,300 perfect lunch 996 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:52,500 ketchup mustard 997 00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:53,600 easy on the relish 998 00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:56,366 thank you hmm 999 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:01,600 hey 1000 00:40:03,233 --> 00:40:05,000 Jake sorry to interrupt them 1001 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:05,670 I got the signed 1002 00:40:05,682 --> 00:40:06,833 contracts here for you two 1003 00:40:06,833 --> 00:40:08,166 I had seen you while 1004 00:40:08,166 --> 00:40:09,800 so I figured I'd drop them off in person 1005 00:40:11,266 --> 00:40:14,333 so I'll let you get back to your lunch 1006 00:40:14,700 --> 00:40:15,900 and get some mustard 1007 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:37,766 well here we are so what's the big news 1008 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,000 I'm engaged 1009 00:40:41,833 --> 00:40:43,466 Paul asked me last night 1010 00:40:43,766 --> 00:40:45,800 Sandra that's wonderful 1011 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,000 to Sandra and Paul 1012 00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:51,333 oh I am so proud of you 1013 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,121 makes me wanna get engaged 1014 00:40:54,133 --> 00:40:56,466 all over again oh no haha 1015 00:40:56,466 --> 00:40:58,400 so when's the big day 1016 00:40:58,666 --> 00:41:00,200 well we want an autumn wedding 1017 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,733 so 3 months 3 months 1018 00:41:03,233 --> 00:41:03,998 you guys have only 1019 00:41:04,010 --> 00:41:05,133 known each other 3 months 1020 00:41:05,633 --> 00:41:08,000 that's that's so soon when honey 1021 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,633 when you've met the right man 1022 00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:11,400 he's ready to settle down 1023 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,166 don't wait and let him get away uh uh 1024 00:41:14,900 --> 00:41:16,139 speaking of how are 1025 00:41:16,151 --> 00:41:17,666 things going with Mark 1026 00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:19,600 it's pretty good 1027 00:41:20,366 --> 00:41:22,566 good they're great 1028 00:41:22,700 --> 00:41:24,900 he's meeting Gwen sister Tammy tomorrow 1029 00:41:25,766 --> 00:41:27,533 to Dahlia Marshand and 1030 00:41:27,545 --> 00:41:29,566 her indispensable advice 1031 00:41:30,233 --> 00:41:32,033 well it wasn't for me 1032 00:41:32,033 --> 00:41:32,885 Gwen would still be 1033 00:41:32,897 --> 00:41:34,033 moping around about that 1034 00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:35,133 John fellow 1035 00:41:36,166 --> 00:41:37,966 Jake Jake John 1036 00:41:38,033 --> 00:41:39,200 what's the difference 1037 00:41:39,966 --> 00:41:42,800 you know given the current situation 1038 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,122 maybe we shouldn't have 1039 00:41:44,134 --> 00:41:45,933 the launch of Panofsky's books 1040 00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:47,433 we have the book party our plan 1041 00:41:47,433 --> 00:41:48,866 I'm just thinking about you 1042 00:41:48,866 --> 00:41:50,100 I'm fine with it 1043 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:50,566 you're fine 1044 00:41:50,566 --> 00:41:53,066 I'm fine well okay 1045 00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:57,500 let's see it 1046 00:42:00,466 --> 00:42:02,333 uh definitely a keeper 1047 00:42:04,766 --> 00:42:05,880 it's funny it's real 1048 00:42:05,892 --> 00:42:07,300 selling point with women 1049 00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:09,466 in the whole keeper thing I mean 1050 00:42:10,266 --> 00:42:12,134 it's like Scarlett planning 1051 00:42:12,146 --> 00:42:13,400 for Ashley Wilkes 1052 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,325 because she decides 1053 00:42:14,337 --> 00:42:15,766 that he's her ideal you know 1054 00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:19,439 well one person's keeper 1055 00:42:19,451 --> 00:42:21,066 is another person's wimp 1056 00:42:21,766 --> 00:42:24,800 so this goes in the yes pile 1057 00:42:25,866 --> 00:42:28,000 uh yeah sure 1058 00:42:29,866 --> 00:42:31,460 and this was on the cover 1059 00:42:31,472 --> 00:42:33,400 of the first copy I ever read 1060 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,966 oh I wish I had this instead of print 1061 00:42:36,466 --> 00:42:38,133 well okay so 1062 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,866 no I don't think so 1063 00:42:41,866 --> 00:42:43,600 it's gonna crowd the other posters 1064 00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:44,642 Jake the theme is 1065 00:42:44,654 --> 00:42:46,166 great literary loves when 1066 00:42:46,166 --> 00:42:47,102 you can't get any better 1067 00:42:47,114 --> 00:42:48,300 than Catherine and Heathcliff 1068 00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:49,666 I thought that the 1069 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:51,866 theme of Dallas big night was romance 1070 00:42:51,866 --> 00:42:53,966 yeah right what's Catherine Heathcliff 1071 00:42:53,966 --> 00:42:55,300 I mean it's a tragedy right 1072 00:42:55,300 --> 00:42:56,166 it's like red and Scarlett 1073 00:42:56,166 --> 00:42:57,466 I mean doesn't exactly spell romance 1074 00:42:57,466 --> 00:42:58,500 are you kidding me 1075 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,266 Heathcliff loves Catherine 1076 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:02,318 and she turns around 1077 00:43:02,330 --> 00:43:03,400 and marries Linton why 1078 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:04,600 because he's a keeper 1079 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,466 oh no I hate to break it to you 1080 00:43:06,466 --> 00:43:07,871 but she marries Linton 1081 00:43:07,883 --> 00:43:09,300 because she loves him 1082 00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:11,166 come on Linton 1083 00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:12,225 the rich Ponce who says 1084 00:43:12,237 --> 00:43:13,633 and does all the right things 1085 00:43:13,633 --> 00:43:17,333 he is good kind and sincere and boring 1086 00:43:17,833 --> 00:43:19,833 you see Catherine is all about passion 1087 00:43:19,833 --> 00:43:21,233 maybe when she was a teenager 1088 00:43:21,233 --> 00:43:23,233 but eventually a person grows up 1089 00:43:23,233 --> 00:43:24,300 oh you not tell me Lynn 1090 00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:25,100 press her hot buttons 1091 00:43:25,100 --> 00:43:25,869 now maybe Catherine 1092 00:43:25,881 --> 00:43:27,033 didn't want her hot buttons 1093 00:43:27,033 --> 00:43:28,100 oh I think she did 1094 00:43:28,300 --> 00:43:29,433 that's why she haunts Heathcliff 1095 00:43:29,433 --> 00:43:30,613 yet Heathcliff continues 1096 00:43:30,625 --> 00:43:31,866 to blame her for leaving 1097 00:43:31,866 --> 00:43:32,700 even when it's his fault 1098 00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:33,700 no no he doesn't 1099 00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:36,100 Heathcliff put all his faith in her 1100 00:43:36,100 --> 00:43:37,866 and she couldn't hold up her end 1101 00:43:37,866 --> 00:43:39,621 so why does Heathcliff take 1102 00:43:39,633 --> 00:43:41,400 so long to declare himself 1103 00:43:41,433 --> 00:43:42,366 you know you don't 1104 00:43:42,366 --> 00:43:43,230 decide to tell somebody 1105 00:43:43,242 --> 00:43:43,966 that you love them 1106 00:43:43,966 --> 00:43:44,836 when they've already fall 1107 00:43:44,848 --> 00:43:45,766 in love with someone else 1108 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,771 okay wow I I can't believe 1109 00:43:50,783 --> 00:43:52,966 you're taking lint inside 1110 00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:54,842 you don't want the poster 1111 00:43:54,854 --> 00:43:56,533 no that's fine no no no no 1112 00:43:57,233 --> 00:43:59,500 keep it put it in the keeper pile 1113 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,066 keep or lose 1114 00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:08,600 um whatever you think 1115 00:44:09,433 --> 00:44:13,500 sixth word uh heaven ceiling roof 1116 00:44:13,766 --> 00:44:15,221 roof uh fiddle on the roof 1117 00:44:15,233 --> 00:44:16,700 cat on a Hutchin roof yes 1118 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,866 wow finally nice football 1119 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,133 I need to get this 1120 00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:25,433 Tammy those looks so professional yeah 1121 00:44:25,433 --> 00:44:26,711 keep telling your sister she 1122 00:44:26,723 --> 00:44:27,966 should open a cupcake shop 1123 00:44:28,066 --> 00:44:29,566 she's the best baker around 1124 00:44:40,833 --> 00:44:44,200 two words first word journey 1125 00:44:44,866 --> 00:44:49,400 second word faithfully like lightning 1126 00:44:51,100 --> 00:44:52,163 remember the DJ kept 1127 00:44:52,175 --> 00:44:53,466 playing faithfully over 1128 00:44:53,466 --> 00:44:54,312 and over again when he 1129 00:44:54,324 --> 00:44:55,533 found out it was our honeymoon 1130 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:56,900 all right when Mark 1131 00:44:56,900 --> 00:44:57,766 who's going up 1132 00:44:59,166 --> 00:45:01,266 you you me 1133 00:45:06,166 --> 00:45:06,966 no 1134 00:45:10,633 --> 00:45:13,233 two words yes uh can I hum 1135 00:45:13,233 --> 00:45:16,145 yeah sure yeah uh hmm hmm 1136 00:45:16,157 --> 00:45:19,666 hmm hmm hmm Bohemian Rhapsody 1137 00:45:21,166 --> 00:45:27,900 hmm no listen hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm 1138 00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:33,500 honey this isn't 1139 00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:35,333 this isn't helping okay 1140 00:45:35,433 --> 00:45:36,666 I'm sorry Gwen 1141 00:45:36,833 --> 00:45:37,633 maybe it's your humming 1142 00:45:37,633 --> 00:45:38,700 but I just said can't 1143 00:45:38,700 --> 00:45:39,800 I'm not getting it 1144 00:45:41,166 --> 00:45:42,923 forever Jaka Brother John 1145 00:45:42,935 --> 00:45:44,633 the nursery rhyme right 1146 00:45:44,633 --> 00:45:47,200 yeah yeah are you kidding me 1147 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,390 I that I could have swore 1148 00:45:48,402 --> 00:45:49,700 that was Bohemian Rhapsody 1149 00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:52,766 it sounded like some common courts yeah 1150 00:45:53,900 --> 00:45:55,300 I'm really sorry you were great 1151 00:45:55,300 --> 00:45:57,200 you're really really great thank you 1152 00:46:05,666 --> 00:46:08,133 I love it super 1153 00:46:08,233 --> 00:46:09,566 I'll call the printers 1154 00:46:09,666 --> 00:46:11,900 except for one teensy little flaw 1155 00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:15,700 my cheekbones need more definition 1156 00:46:15,700 --> 00:46:18,200 and my nose looks a little too turned up 1157 00:46:18,233 --> 00:46:20,166 oh and my eyes should be violet 1158 00:46:20,433 --> 00:46:23,700 um but your eyes are blue in sunlight 1159 00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:25,305 they're violent but this is 1160 00:46:25,317 --> 00:46:26,933 the fifth cover we've done 1161 00:46:27,900 --> 00:46:31,000 you look radiant and beyond gorgeous 1162 00:46:31,033 --> 00:46:32,733 I need it to be perfect 1163 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:34,566 this is my memoir 1164 00:46:35,100 --> 00:46:36,866 not just another paperback novel 1165 00:46:41,233 --> 00:46:43,200 what about the book 1166 00:46:43,266 --> 00:46:44,567 I should be reading 1167 00:46:44,579 --> 00:46:46,100 a galley of it by now 1168 00:46:46,100 --> 00:46:47,166 it's coming 1169 00:46:47,166 --> 00:46:51,133 what page are you on eighty 80 1170 00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:55,266 it's supposed to be 260 pages long 1171 00:46:55,266 --> 00:46:57,400 80 quality pages 1172 00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:59,433 you know be slow to start 1173 00:46:59,433 --> 00:47:00,400 break to finish 1174 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:01,666 oh and Gwen 1175 00:47:01,666 --> 00:47:03,117 I've left two more chapters 1176 00:47:03,129 --> 00:47:04,266 for you on your disc 1177 00:47:04,266 --> 00:47:05,666 great thank you 1178 00:47:07,466 --> 00:47:08,854 hard to believe she's 1179 00:47:08,866 --> 00:47:10,400 been married six times 1180 00:47:12,066 --> 00:47:13,326 I'm counting on you to 1181 00:47:13,338 --> 00:47:14,900 bring this book in on time 1182 00:47:17,633 --> 00:47:18,857 his passionate Brazilian 1183 00:47:18,869 --> 00:47:20,466 heart didn't understand that I 1184 00:47:20,466 --> 00:47:21,966 was still married to William 1185 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:23,766 try as I might 1186 00:47:23,766 --> 00:47:26,000 that definitely has to go 1187 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,243 I couldn't convince him 1188 00:47:27,255 --> 00:47:29,000 that I still cared a great deal 1189 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,100 for my husband 1190 00:47:31,466 --> 00:47:35,100 hey hey 3 month anniversary 1191 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,666 uh really you shouldn't have 1192 00:47:38,266 --> 00:47:39,466 sounds like a best seller 1193 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,033 are you kidding me 1194 00:47:41,033 --> 00:47:42,123 what it sounds like another 1195 00:47:42,135 --> 00:47:43,033 Dahlia Marshall novel 1196 00:47:43,033 --> 00:47:44,833 it's gonna sell million copies right 1197 00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:46,000 yes and that's my point 1198 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,102 it shouldn't sound like 1199 00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:48,566 another Dahlia Marshawn novel 1200 00:47:48,566 --> 00:47:49,566 I don't know 1201 00:47:49,766 --> 00:47:51,606 shouldn't it be something 1202 00:47:51,618 --> 00:47:53,766 special when it's gonna sell 1203 00:47:53,766 --> 00:47:54,866 no matter what you do 1204 00:47:55,666 --> 00:47:57,666 yeah you're probably right 1205 00:47:58,433 --> 00:47:59,200 at the end of the day 1206 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,000 it's her name on the book not yours 1207 00:48:01,433 --> 00:48:03,200 everything in life is a compromise 1208 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,633 now like I said 1209 00:48:08,633 --> 00:48:11,266 it is our 3 month anniversary 1210 00:48:12,833 --> 00:48:14,208 and I am taking you 1211 00:48:14,220 --> 00:48:15,900 out tonight for dinner 1212 00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,600 anywhere you wanna go anywhere 1213 00:48:21,300 --> 00:48:22,766 here take these 1214 00:48:23,066 --> 00:48:24,400 I didn't have the heart to tell him 1215 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,800 I'm allergic to lilies 1216 00:48:25,833 --> 00:48:27,666 I will take it to the grave 1217 00:48:27,666 --> 00:48:28,966 oh since you're here 1218 00:48:28,966 --> 00:48:30,500 I wanna show you something 1219 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:31,742 it's the fourth arrangement 1220 00:48:31,754 --> 00:48:32,866 I've done for the wedding 1221 00:48:35,066 --> 00:48:36,400 it's gorgeous 1222 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:37,881 first I dyed the napkins 1223 00:48:37,893 --> 00:48:39,200 to match the flowers 1224 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:40,408 then I dyed the flowers 1225 00:48:40,420 --> 00:48:41,533 to match the napkins 1226 00:48:41,566 --> 00:48:42,166 no matter what I do 1227 00:48:42,166 --> 00:48:42,833 nothing works 1228 00:48:42,833 --> 00:48:44,766 I cannot get the perfect purple 1229 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:46,433 it's a great match 1230 00:48:46,433 --> 00:48:48,166 is fine fine 1231 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,833 fine is what you say to your boyfriend 1232 00:48:49,833 --> 00:48:50,672 when you're mad at him 1233 00:48:50,684 --> 00:48:51,766 and he asks you how you are 1234 00:48:51,766 --> 00:48:53,233 what you say to the coffee barista 1235 00:48:53,233 --> 00:48:53,800 how are you 1236 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:54,900 oh I'm fine 1237 00:48:55,066 --> 00:48:55,957 I don't want my 1238 00:48:55,969 --> 00:48:57,533 wedding described as fine 1239 00:48:57,766 --> 00:48:58,666 you're the editor 1240 00:48:58,833 --> 00:48:59,766 you know words 1241 00:48:59,766 --> 00:49:02,166 fine is not a good word 1242 00:49:03,433 --> 00:49:04,843 okay um don't you think 1243 00:49:04,855 --> 00:49:06,400 that sometimes it's okay 1244 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:07,600 if something's fine 1245 00:49:08,666 --> 00:49:09,848 lots of things in life 1246 00:49:09,860 --> 00:49:11,000 require a compromise 1247 00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:13,366 not when it comes to my wedding 1248 00:49:17,066 --> 00:49:19,700 boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom 1249 00:49:23,466 --> 00:49:25,133 I'm sorry how are you 1250 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,066 so since when does Heart's Desire 1251 00:49:32,066 --> 00:49:34,066 get to tell me how to display my books 1252 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,567 a lot of bookstores would 1253 00:49:35,579 --> 00:49:36,900 love to have Dahlia's lunch 1254 00:49:36,900 --> 00:49:38,300 yeah sure they would 1255 00:49:38,300 --> 00:49:39,566 she never worked there 1256 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,366 Dahlia Marshawn 1257 00:49:41,366 --> 00:49:44,066 I mean what kind of made up name is that 1258 00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:46,766 what's wrong with Dinah Merchant 1259 00:49:47,066 --> 00:49:48,400 Dinah Merchant 1260 00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:49,600 yes her real name 1261 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,700 what are you keeping this thing anyway 1262 00:49:56,666 --> 00:49:58,933 I just some manuscripts and stuff 1263 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,373 and actually I have a 1264 00:50:00,385 --> 00:50:02,100 contract for Jake to sign 1265 00:50:02,433 --> 00:50:03,954 he forgot his signature 1266 00:50:03,966 --> 00:50:05,166 on the back pages 1267 00:50:05,966 --> 00:50:06,600 where is he 1268 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:07,966 I thought I'd be here by now 1269 00:50:08,100 --> 00:50:09,375 he's probably lost all 1270 00:50:09,387 --> 00:50:10,733 track of time as usual 1271 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:12,400 it's killing me 1272 00:50:13,100 --> 00:50:14,589 but you know Jake he's 1273 00:50:14,601 --> 00:50:15,966 never gonna grow up 1274 00:50:18,966 --> 00:50:21,766 hey Gwen hey how you doing 1275 00:50:21,766 --> 00:50:23,185 good good really good 1276 00:50:23,197 --> 00:50:24,833 did you see the display 1277 00:50:24,833 --> 00:50:26,933 yeah yeah it looks good 1278 00:50:30,433 --> 00:50:33,500 um well I I would love to stay and chat 1279 00:50:33,666 --> 00:50:35,760 but I'm running late for 1280 00:50:35,772 --> 00:50:37,966 dinner thank you so much 1281 00:50:50,866 --> 00:50:52,188 I don't expect anyone to 1282 00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:53,700 say the display is perfect 1283 00:50:53,700 --> 00:50:54,675 when I know nothing 1284 00:50:54,687 --> 00:50:55,933 can be perfect but good 1285 00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:57,538 it was better than good 1286 00:50:57,550 --> 00:50:59,000 and good is like saying fine 1287 00:51:00,233 --> 00:51:01,975 yeah honey I really gotta 1288 00:51:01,987 --> 00:51:03,600 confess here that when 1289 00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:05,233 when I said anywhere 1290 00:51:05,233 --> 00:51:06,634 I was kind of hoping you 1291 00:51:06,646 --> 00:51:08,000 were gonna say Luna oh 1292 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,045 you know we can just 1293 00:51:09,057 --> 00:51:10,166 go someplace else no 1294 00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:11,166 no I it's okay 1295 00:51:11,166 --> 00:51:12,900 I cancel reservations don't I 1296 00:51:12,900 --> 00:51:14,433 I know that this place is casual 1297 00:51:14,433 --> 00:51:15,433 but trust me 1298 00:51:15,433 --> 00:51:18,133 you will love the new me if you're happy 1299 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:22,133 I'm happy and I am happy 1300 00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:28,466 hey any chance 1301 00:51:32,266 --> 00:51:33,066 hey 1302 00:51:34,433 --> 00:51:35,700 one second okay 1303 00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:44,500 what's this well 1304 00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:45,510 I was kind of hoping to 1305 00:51:45,522 --> 00:51:46,766 have a little bit more room 1306 00:51:46,766 --> 00:51:49,200 to do this but voila 1307 00:51:49,366 --> 00:51:50,933 we're here and 1308 00:51:52,700 --> 00:51:53,500 excuse me 1309 00:51:56,433 --> 00:51:57,233 Gwen 1310 00:52:00,900 --> 00:52:01,866 you're beautiful 1311 00:52:03,166 --> 00:52:05,033 you're highly intelligent you're lovely 1312 00:52:05,033 --> 00:52:07,733 I could go on for hours 1313 00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:10,960 would you make me the 1314 00:52:10,972 --> 00:52:13,166 happiest man in the world 1315 00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,333 hey can you just keep it down 1316 00:52:26,366 --> 00:52:27,166 ha ha 1317 00:52:32,666 --> 00:52:35,966 and be my bride oh oh 1318 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:49,721 I rushed over as soon 1319 00:52:49,733 --> 00:52:50,666 as I got the message 1320 00:52:50,666 --> 00:52:51,733 what's going on 1321 00:52:52,433 --> 00:52:53,966 I have some bad news 1322 00:52:55,766 --> 00:52:57,875 uh oh something's happened 1323 00:52:57,887 --> 00:52:59,600 between her and Mark 1324 00:53:01,266 --> 00:53:03,866 Dahlia you promised me that I would be 1325 00:53:03,866 --> 00:53:05,733 engaged within six months 1326 00:53:08,033 --> 00:53:09,533 it's only been three 1327 00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:13,800 oh you scared the life out of me 1328 00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:15,171 the very idea that my 1329 00:53:15,183 --> 00:53:16,266 advice wouldn't work 1330 00:53:16,266 --> 00:53:18,700 we're gonna be brides together I know 1331 00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:21,400 let me take a proper look at that ring 1332 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,300 oh two carrots 1333 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,592 beautiful clarity I knew 1334 00:53:28,604 --> 00:53:30,333 that Mark was a keeper 1335 00:53:32,100 --> 00:53:33,565 you girls have just give 1336 00:53:33,577 --> 00:53:35,300 me an idea for my next book 1337 00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:36,700 oh whoa whoa whoa 1338 00:53:36,700 --> 00:53:38,900 how about we finish your memoirs first 1339 00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:40,300 we have less than two months 1340 00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:41,900 oh 60 days is plenty of time 1341 00:53:41,900 --> 00:53:43,400 now when you write a page a day 1342 00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:45,333 forget the book 1343 00:53:45,833 --> 00:53:47,900 you've got a wedding to plan 1344 00:53:58,100 --> 00:53:59,998 we really need that life 1345 00:54:00,010 --> 00:54:02,000 size ego trip on display 1346 00:54:02,433 --> 00:54:03,760 good for business sir 1347 00:54:03,772 --> 00:54:05,366 business was fine before 1348 00:54:09,366 --> 00:54:10,666 look at all these signatures 1349 00:54:10,666 --> 00:54:11,386 these are all people 1350 00:54:11,398 --> 00:54:12,166 who have pre ordered 1351 00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:14,733 Dahlia Marshawn's memoirs it's a lot 1352 00:54:17,900 --> 00:54:18,910 I thought you were gonna 1353 00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:20,200 give that to Gwen a month ago 1354 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:21,766 she has boyfriend 1355 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,233 look you're my only nephew 1356 00:54:25,233 --> 00:54:26,491 so can I give you some 1357 00:54:26,503 --> 00:54:27,600 hard earned advice 1358 00:54:28,366 --> 00:54:29,366 whatever choice 1359 00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:31,166 it's time you grew up 1360 00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:32,459 look it's like you're 1361 00:54:32,471 --> 00:54:33,766 driving through the country 1362 00:54:33,766 --> 00:54:35,466 and you come across a farmer who's 1363 00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:37,058 selling a mint condition 1364 00:54:37,070 --> 00:54:38,966 Porsche for a thousand bucks 1365 00:54:39,266 --> 00:54:39,969 and then there's some 1366 00:54:39,981 --> 00:54:40,866 other guy who comes along 1367 00:54:40,866 --> 00:54:42,466 and he wants to buy the Porsche 1368 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,234 but until one of you 1369 00:54:45,246 --> 00:54:46,866 drives off in the Porsche 1370 00:54:47,633 --> 00:54:48,966 it ain't sold 1371 00:54:51,100 --> 00:54:51,611 you see you're 1372 00:54:51,623 --> 00:54:52,633 assuming there that I have 1373 00:54:52,633 --> 00:54:55,300 $1,000 to spend on a car Sam Jake 1374 00:54:55,866 --> 00:54:57,566 she's a Porsche 1375 00:54:57,900 --> 00:54:59,522 an opportunity like this 1376 00:54:59,534 --> 00:55:01,100 happens rarely if ever 1377 00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:02,733 you let it go by 1378 00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:04,088 and you'll kick yourself 1379 00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:05,200 the rest of your life 1380 00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:14,366 hey speech bubbles a nice touch 1381 00:55:14,366 --> 00:55:16,966 oh yeah it's not bad huh 1382 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,666 here help you with those thank you 1383 00:55:21,266 --> 00:55:22,933 yeah all that's missing now 1384 00:55:22,966 --> 00:55:24,666 are the invites for the big night 1385 00:55:25,433 --> 00:55:27,566 yes today is your lucky day 1386 00:55:27,566 --> 00:55:29,200 so hot have the printing press 1387 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:30,266 I give you the wonderful 1388 00:55:30,266 --> 00:55:31,000 the fantastic 1389 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,100 the exclusive invite to be Dahlia 1390 00:55:34,100 --> 00:55:36,900 Marshawn and more Tada 1391 00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:37,700 what do you think 1392 00:55:37,833 --> 00:55:40,100 it looks great absolutely 1393 00:55:44,966 --> 00:55:45,766 and 1394 00:55:47,766 --> 00:55:50,200 wow um good luck 1395 00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,044 I think that's what you say 1396 00:55:52,056 --> 00:55:53,266 to the woman right and um 1397 00:55:53,666 --> 00:55:55,533 congratulations for the guy 1398 00:55:56,833 --> 00:55:57,522 doesn't change the fact 1399 00:55:57,534 --> 00:55:58,266 that he's the lucky one 1400 00:55:58,266 --> 00:56:00,366 though thank you 1401 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,700 what's um that um it's nothing 1402 00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:18,233 well if you need any more invites 1403 00:56:18,233 --> 00:56:20,733 I could always bring them over great 1404 00:56:21,066 --> 00:56:21,900 I'll be good 1405 00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:27,933 okay oh hey uh Gwen you know what um 1406 00:56:28,066 --> 00:56:29,400 just career them over 1407 00:56:29,900 --> 00:56:30,851 that's easier yeah 1408 00:56:30,863 --> 00:56:32,200 just do that career them 1409 00:56:35,166 --> 00:56:35,966 okay 1410 00:56:41,366 --> 00:56:43,900 I wanted you to try different cakes 1411 00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:45,500 so I brought chocolate 1412 00:56:45,500 --> 00:56:46,766 carrot and lemon 1413 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,294 as far as I'm concerned 1414 00:56:48,306 --> 00:56:50,066 that besides flowers of course 1415 00:56:50,433 --> 00:56:51,258 cake is the Pinnacle 1416 00:56:51,270 --> 00:56:52,233 of the perfect wedding 1417 00:56:52,233 --> 00:56:53,491 and that is why I am 1418 00:56:53,503 --> 00:56:54,900 voting for the carrot 1419 00:56:54,900 --> 00:56:55,966 hold on honey 1420 00:56:55,966 --> 00:56:58,266 have you tried the lemon no 1421 00:57:02,900 --> 00:57:05,375 honey uh it's all cake 1422 00:57:05,387 --> 00:57:08,100 to me is anyone thirsty 1423 00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:10,066 I'm just gonna grab some drinks 1424 00:57:11,866 --> 00:57:12,666 bark 1425 00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:17,000 if you don't like the chocolate 1426 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,200 then just tell me 1427 00:57:18,233 --> 00:57:19,179 I think that we should 1428 00:57:19,191 --> 00:57:20,366 pick it together as a team 1429 00:57:20,366 --> 00:57:21,165 it's not that I don't like 1430 00:57:21,177 --> 00:57:21,800 the chocolate honey 1431 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:22,633 I mean it's just I mean 1432 00:57:22,633 --> 00:57:24,001 it's really nice that your 1433 00:57:24,013 --> 00:57:25,500 sister's offered to make it 1434 00:57:25,500 --> 00:57:27,300 but I mean do you really want a cake 1435 00:57:27,300 --> 00:57:28,166 it's homemade 1436 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:30,366 it's a wedding for family and friends 1437 00:57:30,366 --> 00:57:31,933 I think it's a nice touch 1438 00:57:32,300 --> 00:57:34,633 I don't take this wrong way but I mean 1439 00:57:34,633 --> 00:57:35,130 I mean a wedding 1440 00:57:35,142 --> 00:57:36,000 supposed to be a big event 1441 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,500 it's supposed to be upscale 1442 00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:38,066 elegant you know 1443 00:57:38,066 --> 00:57:39,766 really impressive 1444 00:57:41,233 --> 00:57:43,766 let's just leave it to a professional 1445 00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:47,366 get the best cake the money can buy okay 1446 00:57:47,366 --> 00:57:48,666 you'll love it but 1447 00:57:53,833 --> 00:57:55,300 no no no Dahlia 1448 00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,833 not really I just no Dahlia 1449 00:57:57,833 --> 00:57:58,980 no one is trying to 1450 00:57:58,992 --> 00:58:00,333 humiliate you darling 1451 00:58:01,033 --> 00:58:01,833 Dahlia Dahlia 1452 00:58:02,266 --> 00:58:03,500 I have Gwen here 1453 00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:05,300 I'm gonna put you on speakerphone 1454 00:58:06,166 --> 00:58:07,395 I have never been 1455 00:58:07,407 --> 00:58:09,233 so insistent all my life 1456 00:58:09,233 --> 00:58:10,173 someone better had a 1457 00:58:10,185 --> 00:58:11,233 very good explanation 1458 00:58:11,233 --> 00:58:12,453 because I did not come 1459 00:58:12,465 --> 00:58:14,033 back after 2 years in Italy 1460 00:58:14,033 --> 00:58:16,700 to let some two bit independent bookshop 1461 00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:18,348 with less cashier than a 1462 00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:20,366 soybean farm ruined my image 1463 00:58:20,566 --> 00:58:22,205 Dahlia I'm sure there's a 1464 00:58:22,217 --> 00:58:24,066 reasonable explanation Bert 1465 00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:25,966 if someone's not here in the next 10 1466 00:58:25,966 --> 00:58:27,100 minutes to fix this 1467 00:58:27,100 --> 00:58:28,208 I'm gonna be taking my 1468 00:58:28,220 --> 00:58:29,900 memoirs to a different publisher 1469 00:58:33,033 --> 00:58:35,733 your hereditor fix this 1470 00:58:38,700 --> 00:58:40,533 I can't believe the nerve 1471 00:58:40,966 --> 00:58:42,116 well the BR department 1472 00:58:42,128 --> 00:58:43,766 approved the standalone cutout 1473 00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,766 I have a reputation and standards 1474 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,833 when people see Dahlia Marshawn 1475 00:58:48,833 --> 00:58:50,466 they expect quality 1476 00:58:50,700 --> 00:58:51,479 not something that 1477 00:58:51,491 --> 00:58:52,633 looks like a kindergarten 1478 00:58:52,633 --> 00:58:54,066 art project hi 1479 00:58:54,066 --> 00:58:55,966 sorry you know I just um 1480 00:58:56,233 --> 00:58:57,467 the whole speech bubble 1481 00:58:57,479 --> 00:58:58,833 thing was my bad idea um 1482 00:58:58,833 --> 00:59:00,570 in fact Sam said the whole 1483 00:59:00,582 --> 00:59:02,466 display was a terrible idea 1484 00:59:02,666 --> 00:59:03,966 oh he did did he 1485 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,300 uh yeah yeah 1486 00:59:07,300 --> 00:59:08,633 in fact I caught him um 1487 00:59:08,633 --> 00:59:09,166 this morning 1488 00:59:09,166 --> 00:59:10,034 trying to rip one of the 1489 00:59:10,046 --> 00:59:11,000 posters out of the window 1490 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,300 and he doesn't seem eager to 1491 00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:13,433 put Dahlia's books on display no 1492 00:59:13,433 --> 00:59:13,966 I know you know what 1493 00:59:13,966 --> 00:59:14,766 I should just listen well 1494 00:59:14,766 --> 00:59:15,600 to begin with 1495 00:59:15,700 --> 00:59:16,800 well obviously 1496 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:20,000 your uncle was wrong when 1497 00:59:20,166 --> 00:59:21,785 get PR to make a display 1498 00:59:21,797 --> 00:59:23,700 with a proper speech bubble 1499 00:59:23,966 --> 00:59:25,066 after all Jake 1500 00:59:25,066 --> 00:59:26,337 can't be expected to do 1501 00:59:26,349 --> 00:59:27,966 everything himself thank you 1502 00:59:32,066 --> 00:59:34,133 you thank you for that 1503 00:59:35,433 --> 00:59:36,400 um 1504 00:59:38,066 --> 00:59:39,066 well I guess I should be 1505 00:59:39,066 --> 00:59:40,600 getting back to the office right 1506 00:59:42,366 --> 00:59:43,766 oh hey Gwen before you go 1507 00:59:43,766 --> 00:59:44,535 there's something I 1508 00:59:44,547 --> 00:59:45,533 didn't mean to tell you 1509 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,300 I'm moving to New York 1510 00:59:49,366 --> 00:59:51,566 yeah I got a job at Barnes and noble 1511 00:59:51,566 --> 00:59:52,866 they seem to think I 1512 00:59:52,866 --> 00:59:53,754 do a good job managing 1513 00:59:53,766 --> 00:59:54,666 their store in Albany 1514 00:59:54,666 --> 00:59:56,800 so Albany wow 1515 00:59:56,966 --> 00:59:58,000 congratulations yeah 1516 00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,033 it's pretty cool yeah 1517 00:59:59,033 --> 01:00:00,566 it's a whole new state 1518 01:00:00,566 --> 01:00:02,666 the thing is I start on Monday 1519 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,071 which means I'll miss 1520 01:00:04,083 --> 01:00:05,166 Stalia's book launch 1521 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:07,900 but you're gonna be fine 1522 01:00:07,900 --> 01:00:10,033 I Sam knows all the details 1523 01:00:10,033 --> 01:00:11,212 and I know he's a little 1524 01:00:11,224 --> 01:00:12,366 rough around the edges 1525 01:00:12,366 --> 01:00:14,066 but I told him to be nice to you so 1526 01:00:17,166 --> 01:00:19,600 moving on yeah 1527 01:00:26,266 --> 01:00:27,964 I guess I'll go put that 1528 01:00:27,976 --> 01:00:29,900 display back in the window 1529 01:00:30,266 --> 01:00:32,600 okay take care alright 1530 01:00:42,100 --> 01:00:43,800 why didn't you guys to manage the local 1531 01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:44,900 Barnes and noble 1532 01:00:45,033 --> 01:00:46,666 like you're not marrying him 1533 01:00:46,666 --> 01:00:48,566 so why does it matter 1534 01:00:48,866 --> 01:00:50,666 I was just wondering 1535 01:00:50,766 --> 01:00:52,266 you know how they say 1536 01:00:52,300 --> 01:00:54,466 when you meet the one you just know 1537 01:00:56,166 --> 01:00:58,100 well that's how I feel about this dress 1538 01:00:58,100 --> 01:00:59,366 it's just like when I met Paul 1539 01:00:59,366 --> 01:01:01,400 and I just knew he was the guy for me 1540 01:01:04,066 --> 01:01:07,866 oh Gwen I'll tell the truth oh 1541 01:01:10,566 --> 01:01:12,900 it's the dress this is the one 1542 01:01:14,866 --> 01:01:18,733 I don't know it's just so goofy 1543 01:01:19,666 --> 01:01:20,766 you don't like the poofy 1544 01:01:22,466 --> 01:01:25,466 well you've tried on 15 dresses so far 1545 01:01:25,466 --> 01:01:26,354 one of them's got to be 1546 01:01:26,366 --> 01:01:27,266 close to what you want 1547 01:01:27,266 --> 01:01:27,966 I know it's just 1548 01:01:27,966 --> 01:01:31,200 they all seem so white 1549 01:01:31,866 --> 01:01:33,233 their wedding dresses 1550 01:01:33,233 --> 01:01:34,255 I know but it's a lot 1551 01:01:34,267 --> 01:01:35,300 of money for a dress 1552 01:01:35,300 --> 01:01:37,200 you're never gonna wear again when 1553 01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:40,200 and it is your special day 1554 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,633 you're gonna have these pictures forever 1555 01:01:41,633 --> 01:01:42,866 and what Mark think 1556 01:01:42,866 --> 01:01:44,240 if you showed up in a 1557 01:01:44,252 --> 01:01:46,166 shift dress for your wedding 1558 01:01:46,766 --> 01:01:48,866 you cannot stall on a wedding dress 1559 01:01:48,866 --> 01:01:50,033 alterations take weeks 1560 01:01:50,033 --> 01:01:51,266 sometimes months 1561 01:01:51,966 --> 01:01:52,700 have you thought 1562 01:01:52,700 --> 01:01:53,738 at all what the bridesmaids 1563 01:01:53,750 --> 01:01:54,566 are gonna be wearing 1564 01:01:54,566 --> 01:01:56,600 and we haven't even talked about flowers 1565 01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:58,033 can we just talk about something 1566 01:01:58,033 --> 01:01:59,866 that isn't wedding related for a change 1567 01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:02,400 okay 1568 01:02:04,766 --> 01:02:07,533 like what the weather 1569 01:02:09,033 --> 01:02:10,905 this is the biggest time 1570 01:02:10,917 --> 01:02:12,800 in my life and in yours 1571 01:02:13,966 --> 01:02:15,054 I can't think of anything 1572 01:02:15,066 --> 01:02:16,166 more important than this 1573 01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:18,066 five years from now 1574 01:02:18,066 --> 01:02:18,856 no one is gonna 1575 01:02:18,868 --> 01:02:20,366 remember my dress look like 1576 01:02:20,366 --> 01:02:21,543 no one is going to care 1577 01:02:21,555 --> 01:02:22,900 what the bridesmaids wore 1578 01:02:22,900 --> 01:02:24,000 or flowers they carried 1579 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,166 I will remember 1580 01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:27,066 it's your special day 1581 01:02:27,066 --> 01:02:28,266 all of these details matter 1582 01:02:28,266 --> 01:02:28,966 do you really think that 1583 01:02:28,966 --> 01:02:30,215 the cats are gonna care if 1584 01:02:30,227 --> 01:02:31,633 the linens match the flowers 1585 01:02:31,633 --> 01:02:32,066 you know what Gwen 1586 01:02:32,066 --> 01:02:32,901 I think maybe you should 1587 01:02:32,913 --> 01:02:33,866 plan your wedding yourself 1588 01:02:33,866 --> 01:02:35,077 because one of us really 1589 01:02:35,089 --> 01:02:36,566 wants to enjoy being a bride 1590 01:02:48,266 --> 01:02:50,799 22 wedding papers done 1591 01:02:50,811 --> 01:02:54,166 only 88 ticket pass the ball 1592 01:02:55,100 --> 01:02:56,247 I'm not sure I like the 1593 01:02:56,259 --> 01:02:57,266 way that these look 1594 01:02:57,300 --> 01:02:58,366 what do you think 1595 01:02:59,766 --> 01:03:01,467 looks great honey looks 1596 01:03:01,479 --> 01:03:03,266 great are you sure yeah 1597 01:03:10,433 --> 01:03:11,929 I thought we're just gonna 1598 01:03:11,941 --> 01:03:13,333 you know watch the game 1599 01:03:21,833 --> 01:03:23,900 why don't you call Sandra 1600 01:03:23,900 --> 01:03:26,266 she wants to see a movie or something 1601 01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:28,002 I'm just happy here 1602 01:03:28,014 --> 01:03:30,166 watching the game with you 1603 01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:32,300 all right 1604 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:37,200 honey 1605 01:03:39,033 --> 01:03:42,200 you know you're humming oh 1606 01:03:43,233 --> 01:03:45,766 you know I can't concentrate in the game 1607 01:03:46,833 --> 01:03:48,300 drowning like that 1608 01:03:52,300 --> 01:03:53,966 go go 1609 01:04:14,166 --> 01:04:15,384 I just finished reading 1610 01:04:15,396 --> 01:04:16,466 Dahlia's manuscript 1611 01:04:18,633 --> 01:04:20,333 and it doesn't work 1612 01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:22,700 it is pat trite 1613 01:04:22,833 --> 01:04:24,100 Dahlia completely glossed over 1614 01:04:24,100 --> 01:04:25,800 the years that shaped her as a writer 1615 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,249 it reads like a recycled 1616 01:04:27,261 --> 01:04:28,733 plot from one of her novels 1617 01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:30,127 I know that she has 1618 01:04:30,139 --> 01:04:31,266 more in her than this 1619 01:04:32,033 --> 01:04:33,300 what do you wanna do 1620 01:04:34,366 --> 01:04:35,700 in my dreams 1621 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:37,733 tell her to start all over again 1622 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:39,966 in reality 1623 01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:43,300 I don't know 1624 01:04:44,566 --> 01:04:46,021 the fact is Dahlia's fans 1625 01:04:46,033 --> 01:04:47,500 will gobble up this book 1626 01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:49,266 whether we think it's good or not 1627 01:04:49,700 --> 01:04:51,466 so we might as well publish it 1628 01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:53,100 that's one way to go 1629 01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:56,050 and no one's going to 1630 01:04:56,062 --> 01:04:56,966 argue about promoting 1631 01:04:56,966 --> 01:04:57,966 you to a full editor 1632 01:04:57,966 --> 01:04:59,621 as a result of delivering 1633 01:04:59,633 --> 01:05:01,166 this book hand on time 1634 01:05:02,900 --> 01:05:04,000 and the other way 1635 01:05:06,833 --> 01:05:08,599 work harder with Dahlia 1636 01:05:08,611 --> 01:05:10,466 to get something better 1637 01:05:10,833 --> 01:05:12,100 something more 1638 01:05:12,366 --> 01:05:14,174 the only risk is that 1639 01:05:14,186 --> 01:05:16,700 Dahlia might tell you and us 1640 01:05:17,033 --> 01:05:18,333 to take a hike 1641 01:05:19,566 --> 01:05:21,266 find yourself another publisher 1642 01:05:23,433 --> 01:05:25,500 in which case I'll be fired 1643 01:05:26,566 --> 01:05:27,888 part of being a full 1644 01:05:27,900 --> 01:05:29,700 editor is making that call 1645 01:05:35,300 --> 01:05:36,900 of course the book's done 1646 01:05:37,466 --> 01:05:39,279 280 pages is hardly 1647 01:05:39,291 --> 01:05:41,500 a draft and it is good 1648 01:05:41,566 --> 01:05:43,740 it's good it's just there 1649 01:05:43,752 --> 01:05:46,200 are there are a lot of gaps 1650 01:05:47,233 --> 01:05:48,700 the quite a few actually 1651 01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:50,864 for 280 pages that is 1652 01:05:50,876 --> 01:05:54,400 supposed to cover your whole life 1653 01:05:57,500 --> 01:05:59,333 I don't know how to say this but 1654 01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:05,933 your memoir reads like 1655 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:12,900 like like oh 1656 01:06:12,900 --> 01:06:17,633 I see you want me to rewrite my memoir 1657 01:06:17,633 --> 01:06:19,533 because it has some gaps 1658 01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:21,566 that will make the book even better 1659 01:06:22,066 --> 01:06:22,633 and remember 1660 01:06:22,633 --> 01:06:23,633 you're the one that said 1661 01:06:23,645 --> 01:06:24,700 that this is your memoir 1662 01:06:24,700 --> 01:06:26,800 not a paperback novel 1663 01:06:30,466 --> 01:06:32,000 let me tell you something 1664 01:06:32,766 --> 01:06:34,540 there are no gaps in a 1665 01:06:34,552 --> 01:06:36,500 Dahlia Marshawn romance 1666 01:06:36,566 --> 01:06:38,185 and there are certainly no 1667 01:06:38,197 --> 01:06:39,766 gaps in my autobiography 1668 01:06:45,433 --> 01:06:47,100 what about the 5 years that you worked 1669 01:06:47,100 --> 01:06:48,466 at Panofsky's Books 1670 01:06:48,766 --> 01:06:50,600 that is a gap 1671 01:06:50,766 --> 01:06:52,352 there are some things 1672 01:06:52,364 --> 01:06:54,266 not worth being memoired 1673 01:06:54,266 --> 01:06:55,530 I'm sorry but if we just go 1674 01:06:55,542 --> 01:06:56,866 over some notes that I have 1675 01:06:56,866 --> 01:06:59,000 no I am sorry 1676 01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:25,266 I love you I love you 1677 01:07:30,066 --> 01:07:32,000 everyone thinks you left the building 1678 01:07:33,966 --> 01:07:34,900 when 1679 01:07:36,100 --> 01:07:37,360 you and I know Dahlia 1680 01:07:37,372 --> 01:07:38,766 can be rough on people 1681 01:07:39,900 --> 01:07:41,466 I didn't know that before 1682 01:07:41,466 --> 01:07:43,766 she cherry picked me to be her editor 1683 01:07:45,466 --> 01:07:48,300 if it's any consolation I talk to Dahlia 1684 01:07:49,633 --> 01:07:51,400 she's not going to switch publishers 1685 01:07:52,066 --> 01:07:53,752 not right now anyway 1686 01:07:53,764 --> 01:07:56,566 doesn't matter I still messed up 1687 01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:00,400 Dahlia pulls this with every effort 1688 01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:02,333 the minute she doesn't get her own way 1689 01:08:05,633 --> 01:08:07,533 Andre is still on medical leave 1690 01:08:08,033 --> 01:08:08,859 that's nothing compared 1691 01:08:08,871 --> 01:08:09,600 to what happened to 1692 01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:10,600 her first editor 1693 01:08:13,100 --> 01:08:15,366 her first said what happened 1694 01:08:26,066 --> 01:08:29,800 yes do you read the classics miss me 1695 01:08:31,166 --> 01:08:32,566 when I have the time 1696 01:08:33,566 --> 01:08:34,969 you should make time 1697 01:08:34,981 --> 01:08:36,466 they soothe the soul 1698 01:08:37,466 --> 01:08:38,697 you know how it is so 1699 01:08:38,709 --> 01:08:40,366 many manuscripts to be read 1700 01:08:42,566 --> 01:08:44,333 the nice thing about classics 1701 01:08:44,433 --> 01:08:46,500 is you already know how they'll end 1702 01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:49,728 and they don't yell back 1703 01:08:49,740 --> 01:08:51,600 unlike dynamiteric who 1704 01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:54,666 excuse me Dahlia Marshall 1705 01:08:55,966 --> 01:08:57,566 sugar ah please 1706 01:08:57,566 --> 01:08:59,166 2 yes thank you 1707 01:08:59,766 --> 01:09:01,700 ah the information that I got from 1708 01:09:01,700 --> 01:09:05,300 the human resources department ah please 1709 01:09:06,866 --> 01:09:09,733 um was it working with her left a Mark 1710 01:09:12,466 --> 01:09:14,533 I had big hopes when we started 1711 01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:17,366 found her written her first novel and 1712 01:09:19,233 --> 01:09:21,300 it was a diamond in the rough that every 1713 01:09:21,300 --> 01:09:23,966 editor hopes to find 1714 01:09:27,700 --> 01:09:28,951 you got one of those in 1715 01:09:28,963 --> 01:09:30,500 your career if you're lucky 1716 01:09:32,266 --> 01:09:33,400 she was mine 1717 01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:35,626 she was writing about 1718 01:09:35,638 --> 01:09:37,100 the great love of her life 1719 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,776 and it had the makings of 1720 01:09:40,788 --> 01:09:43,800 another Great Gatsby until 1721 01:09:46,900 --> 01:09:47,766 well you know how it 1722 01:09:47,766 --> 01:09:49,966 is you get close to your writer and 1723 01:09:50,633 --> 01:09:51,606 find out everything 1724 01:09:51,618 --> 01:09:52,966 there is about each other 1725 01:09:53,033 --> 01:09:54,700 don and I were like that 1726 01:09:55,966 --> 01:09:57,180 but the more I push 1727 01:09:57,192 --> 01:09:58,933 for her to write the truth 1728 01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:01,666 the more she folded in on herself 1729 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,533 who was the great love of her life 1730 01:10:12,966 --> 01:10:14,266 San Benotsky 1731 01:10:25,433 --> 01:10:26,766 change your mind 1732 01:10:26,900 --> 01:10:27,847 decide you wanna come 1733 01:10:27,859 --> 01:10:29,366 back I won't hold it against you 1734 01:10:30,700 --> 01:10:32,300 store should stay in the family 1735 01:10:34,233 --> 01:10:35,333 thanks Sam 1736 01:10:36,666 --> 01:10:39,933 are you knocking dead kid do my best 1737 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,366 you're still here 1738 01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:49,533 yeah Albany here I come 1739 01:10:52,300 --> 01:10:54,066 he's gonna miss you yeah 1740 01:10:54,066 --> 01:10:55,771 this is big plan for me to 1741 01:10:55,783 --> 01:10:57,500 take over Penoski's books 1742 01:10:57,500 --> 01:11:00,066 right yeah but you didn't want 1743 01:11:00,066 --> 01:11:03,666 no I did but things happen 1744 01:11:05,266 --> 01:11:08,666 life changes you know move on 1745 01:11:10,766 --> 01:11:11,766 yeah 1746 01:11:15,566 --> 01:11:17,966 so guess I should hit the road 1747 01:11:22,666 --> 01:11:24,066 bye see ya 1748 01:11:42,833 --> 01:11:44,209 goodbyes are funny 1749 01:11:44,221 --> 01:11:46,533 things that can ruin your day 1750 01:11:48,833 --> 01:11:51,000 sometimes your whole life 1751 01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:59,166 Sam she worked here for five years 1752 01:11:59,166 --> 01:12:00,900 you must have some memories 1753 01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:02,043 I have nothing to say 1754 01:12:02,055 --> 01:12:03,266 about Dahlia Marshawn 1755 01:12:03,300 --> 01:12:04,900 well then how about diner merchants 1756 01:12:04,900 --> 01:12:05,933 like I said 1757 01:12:06,866 --> 01:12:09,100 Sam I think that you're the reason 1758 01:12:09,100 --> 01:12:10,833 she hasn't written with Rachel yet 1759 01:12:10,833 --> 01:12:11,700 all I can say is that 1760 01:12:11,700 --> 01:12:13,200 I made the biggest mistake of my life 1761 01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:14,900 when I let her walk out of the store 1762 01:12:16,566 --> 01:12:18,380 Sam what happened 1763 01:12:18,392 --> 01:12:21,400 well you have to ask Dahlia 1764 01:12:22,066 --> 01:12:23,966 she's a better storyteller than I am 1765 01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:44,666 is a dahlia in please 1766 01:12:48,066 --> 01:12:49,166 I'm very busy 1767 01:12:49,166 --> 01:12:50,597 so I hope whatever 1768 01:12:50,609 --> 01:12:52,533 this is won't take long 1769 01:12:52,833 --> 01:12:54,666 no it shouldn't take long 1770 01:12:56,266 --> 01:12:57,747 um I know that something 1771 01:12:57,759 --> 01:12:59,066 happened between you 1772 01:12:59,066 --> 01:13:00,300 and Sampinoski 1773 01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:02,400 you told me 1774 01:13:04,166 --> 01:13:05,500 what did you do to him 1775 01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:10,270 it's not what I did to 1776 01:13:10,282 --> 01:13:12,100 him it's what he did to me 1777 01:13:12,100 --> 01:13:13,178 okay well then this 1778 01:13:13,190 --> 01:13:14,566 needs to be in the book 1779 01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:20,457 once you know someone you 1780 01:13:20,469 --> 01:13:23,100 can never really unknow them 1781 01:13:24,766 --> 01:13:27,800 you can have years go by and 1782 01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:29,566 move to different cities but 1783 01:13:32,266 --> 01:13:33,524 but it doesn't lessen 1784 01:13:33,536 --> 01:13:34,866 your feelings because 1785 01:13:36,566 --> 01:13:37,733 through it all 1786 01:13:38,066 --> 01:13:41,733 he is the one person you think about 1787 01:13:42,266 --> 01:13:43,933 in your best moments 1788 01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:47,300 and in your worst 1789 01:13:48,833 --> 01:13:51,066 and after 30 years I still 1790 01:14:02,900 --> 01:14:06,700 this is what your readers want the truth 1791 01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:10,300 they need to know the real Dahlia 1792 01:14:11,033 --> 01:14:13,200 and the woman who started off as Dinah 1793 01:14:14,066 --> 01:14:16,866 this is my private life 1794 01:14:16,866 --> 01:14:19,233 why should I share my failures 1795 01:14:19,233 --> 01:14:21,233 because it'll make you a great writer 1796 01:14:21,233 --> 01:14:23,766 I am a great writer ask anyone 1797 01:14:26,166 --> 01:14:27,600 I'm gonna ask you 1798 01:14:28,900 --> 01:14:30,533 do you think you are 1799 01:14:34,100 --> 01:14:36,400 I am Dahlia Marshawn 1800 01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:39,155 best selling author and 1801 01:14:39,167 --> 01:14:41,533 you are just my editor 1802 01:14:49,166 --> 01:14:50,133 not anymore 1803 01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:10,304 can't believe you decided 1804 01:15:10,316 --> 01:15:11,566 to pick a fight with Dahlia 1805 01:15:13,500 --> 01:15:14,866 what sort of editor would I be 1806 01:15:14,866 --> 01:15:16,500 if all I did was take dictation 1807 01:15:18,700 --> 01:15:20,333 I'm sure if I had a job 1808 01:15:21,766 --> 01:15:23,033 you may ask around the office 1809 01:15:23,033 --> 01:15:24,700 everything about being a paralegal 1810 01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:27,066 a paralegal yeah 1811 01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:28,700 and that make pretty good money 1812 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,164 you know the caters told 1813 01:15:37,176 --> 01:15:38,400 me that they could do um 1814 01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:40,693 a layered cake with different 1815 01:15:40,705 --> 01:15:42,533 flavored tears yeah um 1816 01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:46,760 buttercream icing fondant 1817 01:15:46,772 --> 01:15:49,100 we agreed on fondant 1818 01:15:50,633 --> 01:15:51,600 oh yeah 1819 01:15:54,066 --> 01:15:56,423 I had the DJ call and he 1820 01:15:56,435 --> 01:15:59,100 said that he be able to do 1821 01:16:00,033 --> 01:16:01,833 night for about 5,000 1822 01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:03,466 which I thought was pretty good 1823 01:16:04,266 --> 01:16:05,900 you mentioned that to me earlier 1824 01:16:07,100 --> 01:16:08,100 I mean it's great 1825 01:16:14,633 --> 01:16:15,433 Mark 1826 01:16:17,633 --> 01:16:19,100 I've been thinking 1827 01:16:21,566 --> 01:16:23,738 I've been thinking too maybe 1828 01:16:23,750 --> 01:16:25,700 we shouldn't get married 1829 01:16:35,366 --> 01:16:36,037 Gwen it's not that I 1830 01:16:36,049 --> 01:16:36,766 don't care about you 1831 01:16:36,766 --> 01:16:37,366 because I really 1832 01:16:37,366 --> 01:16:38,033 really do no 1833 01:16:38,033 --> 01:16:39,600 I care about you too 1834 01:16:40,566 --> 01:16:42,633 it's just yeah 1835 01:16:42,633 --> 01:16:45,100 we gotta have more in common than um 1836 01:16:46,066 --> 01:16:47,966 just wanting to get married 1837 01:16:49,300 --> 01:16:50,166 yeah 1838 01:16:53,433 --> 01:16:55,333 it's not much to build a life on is it 1839 01:17:06,033 --> 01:17:06,866 yeah 1840 01:17:19,766 --> 01:17:20,900 I'm sorry 1841 01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:46,869 a letter of resignation 1842 01:17:46,881 --> 01:17:48,766 what are you doing 1843 01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:52,411 I can't go back to 1844 01:17:52,423 --> 01:17:53,900 being an assistant editor 1845 01:17:56,033 --> 01:17:58,566 I know maybe I'll write myself 1846 01:17:59,966 --> 01:18:00,797 but I wanna thank 1847 01:18:00,809 --> 01:18:02,000 you for the opportunity 1848 01:18:02,433 --> 01:18:03,866 I hate to lose you Gwen 1849 01:18:09,166 --> 01:18:13,133 30 Darling mwah mwah 1850 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:17,966 I'm going to need a little extension 1851 01:18:18,666 --> 01:18:21,000 I thought the book was done well 1852 01:18:21,433 --> 01:18:22,500 not exactly 1853 01:18:23,366 --> 01:18:26,533 I felt that it lacked truth 1854 01:18:26,966 --> 01:18:28,782 and that my reader 1855 01:18:28,794 --> 01:18:31,333 should get the chance to 1856 01:18:32,033 --> 01:18:33,703 get to know the woman who 1857 01:18:33,715 --> 01:18:35,733 started out as dyna merchants 1858 01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,169 besides it's a woman's 1859 01:18:38,181 --> 01:18:39,900 prerogative to change your mind 1860 01:18:40,433 --> 01:18:41,391 why else would I have 1861 01:18:41,403 --> 01:18:42,466 been married six times 1862 01:18:43,266 --> 01:18:44,800 when is it going to be finished 1863 01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:46,963 well I don't know how long 1864 01:18:46,975 --> 01:18:49,400 do you think we'll need when 1865 01:19:11,366 --> 01:19:12,400 okay let's go 1866 01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:13,266 I can't do this 1867 01:19:13,266 --> 01:19:14,300 I can't go in like this 1868 01:19:14,300 --> 01:19:16,066 I'm just I'm completely naked 1869 01:19:16,066 --> 01:19:17,400 no you can do this 1870 01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:18,966 okay the TV people are inside 1871 01:19:18,966 --> 01:19:19,800 no no no no 1872 01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:21,055 I'm sorry you're just gonna 1873 01:19:21,067 --> 01:19:22,100 have to say something 1874 01:19:28,866 --> 01:19:31,300 ah ah 1875 01:19:35,666 --> 01:19:36,466 ah 1876 01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:38,400 ah 1877 01:19:42,266 --> 01:19:45,000 she won't budge you got her this far 1878 01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:46,513 if anyone's gonna get 1879 01:19:46,525 --> 01:19:48,133 her out of that limo it's you 1880 01:19:57,966 --> 01:20:00,700 now you are Dahlia Marshawn 1881 01:20:00,866 --> 01:20:02,324 a best selling novelist 1882 01:20:02,336 --> 01:20:03,933 and a darned good writer 1883 01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:05,666 you can do this 1884 01:20:14,700 --> 01:20:16,800 oh my God 1885 01:20:19,100 --> 01:20:20,292 I can't believe I let 1886 01:20:20,304 --> 01:20:21,566 you talk me into this 1887 01:20:21,633 --> 01:20:23,366 this is a terrible idea 1888 01:20:23,366 --> 01:20:26,200 I mean they know all my secrets now what 1889 01:20:26,200 --> 01:20:27,700 what must they think of me 1890 01:20:27,700 --> 01:20:29,000 they're gonna love you 1891 01:20:31,466 --> 01:20:33,100 just like I always have 1892 01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:35,400 Sam 1893 01:20:38,366 --> 01:20:41,966 I read the book I was such a fool 1894 01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:45,400 if only I told you how I really felt 1895 01:20:46,566 --> 01:20:47,697 I always knew you were 1896 01:20:47,709 --> 01:20:48,800 worth the commitment 1897 01:20:49,566 --> 01:20:51,267 I just I didn't think I 1898 01:20:51,279 --> 01:20:53,066 was good enough for you 1899 01:20:55,833 --> 01:20:57,390 if only are for people 1900 01:20:57,402 --> 01:20:58,900 who live in the past 1901 01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:06,600 now on behalf of Heart's Desire 1902 01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:08,115 I wanna thank you all 1903 01:21:08,127 --> 01:21:09,800 for for being here now 1904 01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:11,721 it gives me great pleasure 1905 01:21:11,733 --> 01:21:13,666 to introduce Dahlia Masha 1906 01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:18,933 I'll be right here waiting for you 1907 01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:27,525 there she is the woman 1908 01:21:27,537 --> 01:21:28,933 we've all been waiting for 1909 01:21:32,833 --> 01:21:33,800 thank you 1910 01:21:35,466 --> 01:21:36,466 thank you 1911 01:21:38,166 --> 01:21:41,000 well it's certainly a delight to be here 1912 01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:44,166 and you are very gracious 1913 01:21:44,166 --> 01:21:45,837 to be so generous and 1914 01:21:45,849 --> 01:21:48,333 welcoming to meet here tonight 1915 01:21:49,366 --> 01:21:50,166 not long ago 1916 01:21:50,166 --> 01:21:51,184 I was supposed to be 1917 01:21:51,196 --> 01:21:52,433 here for a book reading 1918 01:21:52,433 --> 01:21:56,066 but I had deadlines to meet 1919 01:21:56,066 --> 01:21:57,335 an important people 1920 01:21:57,347 --> 01:21:58,966 to see and places to go 1921 01:22:01,700 --> 01:22:03,100 at least that's what I thought 1922 01:22:05,833 --> 01:22:07,355 six months later none of 1923 01:22:07,367 --> 01:22:08,900 that seems as important 1924 01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:12,879 especially considering 1925 01:22:12,891 --> 01:22:14,533 what really matters in life 1926 01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:17,700 being with the people you care about 1927 01:22:19,433 --> 01:22:21,366 the people who appreciate you 1928 01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:25,300 even when they have seen your worst side 1929 01:22:28,966 --> 01:22:31,068 because nothing in the 1930 01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:33,866 world matters more than love 1931 01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:47,566 um if you'll excuse me um 1932 01:22:56,700 --> 01:22:58,400 I see you moved to the cheese 1933 01:23:02,666 --> 01:23:04,400 fast reader when I want to be 1934 01:23:06,166 --> 01:23:07,700 this is on the house 1935 01:23:08,900 --> 01:23:10,866 I have a feeling you'll approve 1936 01:23:13,233 --> 01:23:16,100 my book isn't just about getting married 1937 01:23:17,366 --> 01:23:20,038 it's about searching with 1938 01:23:20,050 --> 01:23:22,733 that one true connection 1939 01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:25,553 and finding it where 1940 01:23:25,565 --> 01:23:27,066 you left it all along 1941 01:23:33,566 --> 01:23:34,500 thank you 1942 01:23:38,033 --> 01:23:42,333 and thank you to a very special man 1943 01:23:44,166 --> 01:23:46,500 who never close the chapter on me 1944 01:23:58,266 --> 01:23:59,333 oh my God 1945 01:24:25,833 --> 01:24:27,300 Merry Christmas 1946 01:24:43,266 --> 01:24:44,100 Jake 1947 01:24:45,366 --> 01:24:46,730 I thought you were supposed 1948 01:24:46,742 --> 01:24:47,966 to be in Albany oh yeah 1949 01:24:47,966 --> 01:24:48,900 yeah but I just 1950 01:24:48,900 --> 01:24:49,966 I realized that I forgot 1951 01:24:49,978 --> 01:24:50,966 to give you something 1952 01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:55,366 it's an engagement wedding gift for you 1953 01:24:55,366 --> 01:24:56,366 and the lucky guy 1954 01:24:57,800 --> 01:24:59,566 I appreciate the thought 1955 01:24:59,566 --> 01:25:00,400 but I can't accept a 1956 01:25:00,412 --> 01:25:01,300 wedding present from 1957 01:25:01,300 --> 01:25:02,161 just forget about what 1958 01:25:02,173 --> 01:25:03,166 you can and can't accept 1959 01:25:03,166 --> 01:25:04,633 and take it 1960 01:25:04,633 --> 01:25:05,766 open it please 1961 01:25:07,900 --> 01:25:08,700 okay 1962 01:25:16,700 --> 01:25:17,666 you remember it 1963 01:25:22,300 --> 01:25:25,566 you are not wearing your ring anymore 1964 01:25:28,166 --> 01:25:29,504 wedding custom dictates 1965 01:25:29,516 --> 01:25:30,866 the proper thing to do 1966 01:25:30,866 --> 01:25:32,178 is return it when one 1967 01:25:32,190 --> 01:25:33,766 breaks off an engagement 1968 01:25:37,833 --> 01:25:39,455 um I thought you were 1969 01:25:39,467 --> 01:25:41,100 looking for a keeper 1970 01:25:41,100 --> 01:25:42,400 though I am 1971 01:25:43,300 --> 01:25:44,200 but a marriage doesn't work 1972 01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:45,600 if it's not with the right person 1973 01:25:46,633 --> 01:25:48,032 I mean it spins to a 1974 01:25:48,044 --> 01:25:49,666 70s surrounded by cats 1975 01:25:50,300 --> 01:25:51,066 but you know 1976 01:25:51,066 --> 01:25:52,733 I still think I made the right decision 1977 01:25:55,100 --> 01:25:56,381 well there's nothing 1978 01:25:56,393 --> 01:25:58,333 worse than living half a life 1979 01:25:58,700 --> 01:26:00,468 because you're afraid 1980 01:26:00,480 --> 01:26:02,600 to make a bold step yeah 1981 01:26:04,100 --> 01:26:07,066 that's why you left no 1982 01:26:08,866 --> 01:26:10,133 so I came back 1983 01:26:13,966 --> 01:26:16,386 so like I don't know what 1984 01:26:16,398 --> 01:26:18,733 is the right guy anyway 1985 01:26:22,066 --> 01:26:23,366 hoping to find out 1986 01:26:49,200 --> 01:26:50,000 hi hi 1987 01:26:50,966 --> 01:26:51,900 hi 1988 01:26:56,566 --> 01:26:58,000 ST Mary Scouts 1989 01:26:58,233 --> 01:26:59,172 take a picture with all 1990 01:26:59,184 --> 01:27:00,300 the Saint Mary Scouts then 1991 01:27:01,700 --> 01:27:02,674 when are you gonna 1992 01:27:02,686 --> 01:27:04,000 come and stand in front 1993 01:27:04,633 --> 01:27:05,866 for the last time 1994 01:27:52,600 --> 01:27:53,966 starts with a kiss 1995 01:27:55,366 --> 01:27:59,466 double is it's hit or miss with love 127825

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