All language subtitles for The.Munsters.Revenge.1981.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX]

BOY: Chamber of Horrors--
all right!

HERMAN: Oh, goody.

Keep your eyes open, Lily.

You might find some new
decorating ideas for our home.

Now, that's what l call a bed.

Boy, would that
straighten out my sciatica.

MARlLYN: Uncle Herman,
that's a bed of nails.

So, you get a good night's sleep
and your back scratched.

Yeah, but every time you jump
into bed, you're a bloody mess.

l'll drink to that.

Ooh!

Hey...

what a neat chair.

Must be from one of those
old-fashioned beauty salons.

The guy's getting a manicure,
pedicure, and a facial,

all at the same time.

He's going to be
a pretty good-looking guy...

when they get through with him.

Herman, dear,
they're torturing the poor man.

What?

Well, look around.

That's what this museum
is all about.

HERMAN: Oh.

Oh, then that must be
the rack...

and that's
a vat of boiling oil...

and there's the executioner...

and that's a basket
of watermelons beside him...

but those aren't watermelons.

Those are...

Lily...

Grandpa...anybody.

Ooh!

Thank goodness,
a friendly face...

even if you are only a dummy.

No offense.

LlLY: Herman? Herman?

Now, that's no dummy.
That's my wife.

Well, so long.
Good luck...

especially with that eye.

Oh, there you are.

l'm glad l found you.

You found all of us, Pop.
Look.

Oh...l'd know me anywhere.

You old lady-killer, you.

Personally, l don't think that
they've captured the real me--

tall, green, handsome.

Only person missing is
poor Marilyn.

You can't blame them, Lily.

They don't want to
frighten away the customers.

Let me get a picture...

so l can show the guys in
the Royal Bat and Ball Club...

just how famous
my family really is.

Bat Club?

Eddie, you could get into that
kind of a club on my name alone.

l don't know, Grandpa.

l mean, they don't take
just anybody.

Eddie, we're just not
anybody, son.

That's right, Eddie.

Your father's a little bit
of everybody,

and your grandfather's got some
of the best blood in Europe...

flowing through them veins.

Grandpa, if the boy
wants a picture,

let him get a picture.

Thanks, Mom.

Everybody just stand
next to yourselves.

HERMAN: Wait a minute.
Eddie, give me that camera, son.

But--

Give me the camera.

You've got to be
in the picture, too.

[Men speaking Japanese]

[Man speaking Japanese]

Do any of you gentlemen know
how to operate one of these?

[Men screaming]

Hmm, must be from
one of those countries...

where they've never
seen a camera before.

LOUDSPEAKER: Attention.
The museum is now closing.

Please leave by the rear exit.

But the picture...

Quick, everybody, positions.

You can imagine
the trouble we'd be in...

if that gruesome bunch
were alive.

Just in time, Marilyn.

Meet them
in a dark alley, and...

J-J-Just in time, Marilyn?

Oh, l'd like you
to meet my family.

Not all of us.

l just remembered,
l have to ghoul--uh...go, go!

l have to go now.

l don't know what it is
about you, Marilyn.

You always seem to attract
nervous boyfriends.

LOUDSPEAKER: The museum will be
closing in one minute.

Quick, Marilyn, dear.
This is for Eddie.

Well, let's say
good-bye to ourselves and go.

Don't do anything l wouldn't do,
you rascal. Ha!

All clear?

Yeah, all clear.

lt just amazes me
that people would come in...

just to look at
a bunch of wax statues.

[Beeping]

MAN: lf they only knew what
they were really looking at.

SECOND MAN: Yeah.

OK, troops, let's move out.

[Men yelling]

Aah!

Aah!

Grr!

MAN: Let me out of here.

Ack!

11:00, and all's well.

Ack!

But what do l know? Ack!

Your move, Spot.

[Spot growls]

[Spot growls]

Did you see that, Lily?

Spot beat me again.

Last night it was ping-pong,
and this morning, this.

No use trying to
make up to me now, Spot.

l just talked to Aunt Elvira.

She's flying in from Salem
for the Halloween holiday.

Oh, that's nice.

Yes, isn't it?

lt's always such fun to go to
the airport and meet her broom.

We can forget about
Cousin lgor coming.

According to this letter,
can't make it.

HERMAN: Oh, that's too bad.

How are things in Transylvania?

Oh, that's always been
one of my favorite songs.

[Singing]
How are things in Transylvania?

ls the plasma bank
still flowing there?

[Man singing ltalian opera]

Well, at least Cousin
Phantom of the Opera is here.

Yeah. Maybe we can all have
a sing-along.

[Singing ltalian opera]

Yeah, if we all have earmuffs.

l assure you, my voice
is appreciated elsewhere.

l sang ''Pagliacci''
at the bistro last night.

There wasn't a dry eye
in the house.

GRANDPA: Or a dry table either.

You'll see.
When l attain superstardom,

it will be because of
this magnificent voice,

not because
l'm just another pretty face.

lt's Marilyn
and her latest victim.

Well, he might not be if
we could make him feel at home.

Hmm, Herman?

Leave it to me, Lily.

l'll smother him with love
and kill him with kindness.

Well, that ought to make
him feel like one of us.

Uh, everybody,
this is Warren Thurston.

Warren, this is my family.

Morning.

Hello.

[Banging]

HERMAN: Well, look at that.
Spot's saying hello, too. Ha!

[Whispering]
Spot?

LlLY: Well, you're off
to a good start, young man.

Spot really likes you.

No, Spot, he does not want
to play checkers.

Maybe some other time.

Yah!

Warren's father
works in the movies.

Ah! Talkies?
Have l got a voice for you.

[Singing ltalian opera]

Oh, how nice.

We are making him feel at home.

That's OK.
l've got another pair.

Ah, the movies...

WARREN: Wait. My father
just manages a theater here.

l'm just visiting
for a few weeks.

Then you'll be here
for Halloween.

You must celebrate it with us.

LlLY: Oh, you really must.

lt's the most festive time
of the year.

The whole family
gathers together,

and we decorate
the entire house...

with poison ivy and sumac,

and l always manage to find...

the most beautiful hanging tree
for the living room...

And my roast buzzard...

Mmm ! Gourmet cuisine.

And this year,
there's a full moon.

Oh, good.

HERMAN: At midnight,
we play games.

EDDlE: We put on masks,
and we scare people.

We play Pin the Tail
on the Werewolf.

My favorite is
Bobbing for Shrunken Heads.

[Grandpa laughing]

Can l invite
a few friends over,

like the president of
the Royal Bat and Ball Club?

Uh, we'll see.

LlLY: You see, we're really
an old-fashioned family, Warren.

HERMAN: Exactly.

Just your typical, average,
old-fashioned family.

We believe in setting
a good example for the kids.

MAN: All right,
everybody freeze!

Those two--arrest them.

Glen, let these muggings
get started,

you're going to have
an epidemic on your hands.

GLEN: l'm not so sure
we got the right men, Dad.

l understand
your skepticism, Glen.

Of course, l've only been
on the force for 30 years.

You've been on it how long?
Six months?

l know a criminal
when l see one.

lt's just the witnesses'
descriptions--

do you think they'll hold up?

Sound pretty far-fetched.

Frankly, l've never seen
anybody that looks like--

Save me from criminology majors.

They're overeducated, overpaid,
and under-brained.

Now, go get those witnesses.

Have these men
been given their rights?

We've been given everything,

except the reason
why we're here.

l'm Chief Boyle. Sit down.

Now, what do we have here?

Grand theft auto,

threatening to inflict
bodily harm,

terrorizing.

lmpossible! Why, Herman
couldn't frighten anyone.

Really?

Where were you last night
at approximately 11:00?

11:00.

Well, let's see.

Uh, Spot had just beaten me
at ping-pong.

That was about 10:30.

Then l made some hot cocoa
and got into my jammies.

Jammies.

l suppose you have someone
who can corroborate that.

l certainly can
corroborate it. Ha!

Well, actually, l was hanging
in my closet, fast asleep.

[Buzzing]

GLEN: The witnesses
are on their way.

What's going on here?

What are you doing to
my uncle and my grandfather?

No need to worry, Marilyn.

Just a minor misunderstanding
about last night.

Oh, it's very minor.

We've been accused
of terrorizing a city.

They were home last night.
l know. l was there.

Uncle Herman was playing
ping-pong with Spot.

Grandpa was doing what he
usually does before midnight--

hanging in the closet, asleep.

There. You see?

Maybe l should
take her statement.

Yes, l suppose
you could do that.

So, then, are we free to go?

Not quite.

There were witnesses who were
at the scene of the crime.

Oh, goody.

They can tell you
that we weren't there.

That's him.

That's him.

That's him.

l'll visit you
on the weekend, Herman.

That's him.

That's him.

What happened to, ''That's him''?

l'll never forget it.
That face--

There was blood dripping
from the fangs.

That's impossible!

l've been on the wagon
for over a year.

You can ask them
down at the BSA.

The Boy Scouts of America?

Blood Suckers Anonymous.

Now, thank you. That's all.

lt doesn't look good, does it,
unless you're on our side?

Now, take my suggestion.

Get yourselves a good lawyer.

And we were home all night.

Do you spend
a lot of nights at home?

ls that on or off the record?

Sorry.

Even hardened criminals
are allowed bail.

[Buzzing]

BOYLE: l know,
but in this case,

l'd like to find
a reason not to.

[Buzzing]

Believe me or not,
they're innocent.

Oh, l believe you.

l mean, l would like to
believe you.

[Buzzing]

'Cause Uncle Herman is
the sweetest, kindest...

and, well,
he's the gentlest man.

[Herman growling]

GRANDPA: Herman! What is
the matter with you, Herman?

MARlLYN: Uncle Herman!

GRANDPA: Herman!

Stop him.

GRANDPA:
What's going on here, Herman?

Herman! What are you doing?

[Herman growling]

Stop him !

Grandpa, do something.

[Crash]

GRANDPA: Herman!

Aah!

GRANDPA: He ain't sane.

Uncle Herman!

GRANDPA:
l'm warning you, Herman,

l am not picking up after you!

Herman!

BOYLE: Just don't stand there.
Somebody do something.

Get him ! Get him !

[Herman growling]

Oh!

Oh!

Lock up these...maniacs...

and throw away the key!

[Phantom singing ltalian opera]

Uncle, what is there
to sing about?

l don't think that you all
realize how serious this is.

Uncle Herman is in jail,
and Grandpa's in jail.

Ack! 9:00, and all's rotten.

Ack!

Just trying to cover up
an aching heart.

When things look their worst,

l always try to put on
a happy face, huh?

Ahh!

See how a little smile can
brighten up someone's day?

l wish he were here
to brighten up our day.

-What do you want?
-l don't mean to intrude.

l know it's early.

Never too early
to audition, my boy.

[Singing ltalian opera]

Uncle, he's not a talent scout.

Oh?

He's a detective.

Oh! Do you have any good news
about Herman and Grandpa?

l think it's good news.
l've talked my father...

into letting me handle
the investigation.

l thought we could have
breakfast or coffee...

and just talk.

Maybe there was something
you left out yesterday.

Why do l get the feeling...

that there's nothing
you've overlooked?

LlLY: Marilyn,
have coffee with him.

He seems like a nice young man.

Aunt Lily, his father
is the one who said...

to put them in jail
and throw away the key.

l know, but that's
just the circumstances.

My father's not so bad.
He's a decent man.

Now, you'll see.

l know he'll give your uncle
and grandfather a fair shake.

Herman, l have slept in...

just about every closet
and coffin in the world,

but this place gives me
claustrophobia.

Really?
l don't think it's so bad.

Three squares a day,
a little solitude,

time to think.

l just wish Lily was here
to tuck me in at night.

Yeah.

Well, here comes your nanny.

Hey, lower bunk's mine, honky.

Honky? Excuse me. l think
you must have been misinformed.

The name's Herman.

D-Did l say h-honky?

l m-m-meant
if you want the lower,

it's hunky-dory with me.

Anything you want,
you got, big fella.

Thank you.
That's very kind of you.

But you can have
the lower bunk tonight.

We hope to be out of here
in a jiffy.

Hang on.

You're the monster muggers...

who tore up the chief's
squad room, right?

Word is, you dudes gonna be
in here forever.

You hear that, Herman, hmm?

The pride of Transylvania,
treated like a common criminal.

Boy, l tell you, that's enough
to drive a man to drink.

Oh, what l wouldn't give
for a nice Bloody Mary...

or Dorothy or Emily.

Tell me he's only jiving.

Grandpa never jives.

That's what l was worried about.

Anyway, they can't
hold us here much longer.

You see, we're innocent.

How are we going to
prove our innocence...

while we're in here?

MAN: Soup's on.

Oh, goody, lamb stew.
Ha ha ha!

l'm starving.

Here, l'll give you a hand.

Hey, what are you doing?

Help!

Hey, wait a minute,
wait a minute.

What about our lamb stew?

GUARD: Help! Somebody help!

PRlSONER: Shut up!

Big man, you sure got guts.

Look what l got--a present.

That gun belongs to him.

Here.

There. lt's open.

l could have slid the gun
through the bars.

Herman, l'll take that.

Oh, fine.

Then l'll close the door.

What for?

Well, somebody could get out.

Herman, that somebody is us.

You want to rot in this cell
or get out and clear our names?

l just hate making decisions
on an empty stomach.

Herman, let's go.

Now, get in here.
Come on, now.

PRlSONER: Hey, what about me?

You...you can have
the lower bunk.

Come on, Herman.

GRANDPA: Herman!

BOYLE: Well, record
or no record, Commissioner,

l'm going to make
an example of them.

Huh, you're strong
on rhetoric, Harry,

but rumor has it that you're
getting soft in your old age.

l'll show you what soft is.

Those two are in jail,

and that's where
they're going to stay.

GRANDPA: Stay back.
l'm dangerous now.

l'm a dangerous man.
Stop right there, right there.

Herman!
Herman, our taxi's here.

Let's go.

You men are
making a big mistake.

Oh, l know.

Your lamb stew looked delicious.

But he wouldn't listen.

Herman!

Coming.

Oh, would you mind
holding these?

Uh...thank you.

Don't be afraid.
They're not loaded.

Herman!

Coming.

MARlLYN:
lsn't that Uncle Herman?

ln my father's car?

BOYLE: Glen! Glen!
They're escaping! Get them !

MARlLYN: Aah!

Ok, hold on.

MARlLYN: Look out.

That's your son, isn't it?

Just relax.

Glen!

Chip off the old block.

Did we hit anybody?

l don't think so.

Good. Then l can open my eyes.

You know, Grandpa, l've never
been a fugitive before,

but it's kind of fun.

Fugitive? lt's only
until we clear our names.

Herman, you want
to spend your life...

being known as
''the monster mugger''?

Monster mugger?

Monster mugger.

lt does have
a nice ring to it.

Herman, there's
somebody out there...

committing those crimes
who resembles us.

Really?

Yes.

l don't know about that.

lt's hard to believe
there's anyone out there...

as handsome as me.

Believe it, Herman.
Believe it.

The only time it's even close is
when l'm looking in the mirror.

Or when l'm looking at myself
at the Wax Museum.

Wax Museum?

What?

Herman, there are times
when l know those bolts...

are screwed on just right.

You've got it!

Oh, Grandpa, when l get
compliments like that,

l go all goosepimples.

Get goose--

Uh, what do l got?

Herman, you said it's time for
us to abandon this vehicle...

and proceed on foot
to the Wax Museum,

where certain suspicions
have been aroused in me.

l did?

Huh.

l'll have to listen
more carefully when l'm talking.

Closing time for them,
opening time for us.

Uh, but, Grandpa,
l've only got 85 cents,

and it costs $4.00 to get in.

Herman, we're sneaking in.

Oh. Then l can spend this
on a hot dog.

l'm starving.

There is no time for eating.
Let's go.

Wait a minute.

l missed lunch, and now you're
going to make me miss dinner?

Next time l run away,

it is not going to be with
somebody who's on a liquid diet.

Ergh! Come on. Let's go.

[Tires screech]

[Horn honks]

Oh, l sure don't want
to get lost in here again.

lt's spooky.

What are you doing?

l'm looking for us.

Us?

Oh. Well, just look behind you,
and you'll find me,

and l'll look ahead of me,
and there you are.

Oh, you mean that us.

MAN: All clear, Ralph.
l'm going into the chamber now.

All clear?

All clear.
You can move them downstairs.

Right.

[Beeping]

So that's how it was done.

How what was done?

That's why we were seen stealing
and terrorizing people.

Hmm. And all the time,
l thought we were innocent.

We are innocent, Herman.

lt's the robots that are guilty.

lt's hard to believe
they're all guilty.

A bunch of nice-looking guys.

GRANDPA: That ugly one
ain't too bad, either.

l wonder where they're going.

You mean, where are we going?
Herman, let's grab them.

Get him, Herman.
Hey, wait. Wait.

Now what?

Now what? Look for a switch
or wire to disconnect.

Aha! A piece of cake, Herman.

l tell you, they just don't
make me like they used to.

Herman, l told you
to disconnect him,

not to choke him !

Tell him, n-not me.

[Electrical crackling]

l hate bullies.

[ltalian accent]
Ah, magnifico, eh?

Bravissimo.

Hey, Notre Dame--the hunchback.

Ah. Bravo.

Lagoon monster, eh?

Pavido.

Perfetto. Magnifico, eh?

No. There's something's wrong
in the placement of this arm.

That gives it better mobility,
Dr. Licklighter.

-Mobility is not governed by--
-Mobility is the first law--

Please, gentlemen.

l don't care mobility.

What l want
is them to move good.

Well, yes, but--

Talk, talk--too much talk.

No more talk.
You listen. l talk.

Where are my two beauties
from last night?

Yes, where?

[Licklighter gasps]

Oops, baby. Oops.
Hey, you're too precious.

Too precious now, too valuable.
Come. Come, sweethearts.

lt seems that somebody has been
tampering with them also.

Would you like to discuss
last night?

l'd be very happy to discuss--

Hush, gentlemen, please!

Gentlemen, let's give credit
where credit is due.

Weren't they wonderful
last night?

They were magnificent.

They did everything
we wanted.

They got the uniforms,
brought them to us.

They got the getaway car.

Tonight, we lock up
the pizza place,

and we have another dry run.

And then...
then it's on to Operation Mommy.

Operation Mommy?

Oh, l said ''Mommy''?
No, l meant ''Mummy.''

But there is a mommy involved--

the mommy who gave me this ring.

Certainly you're not
sending out these two.

The real ones were seized
and thrown into jail.

Correction, Doctor.

They escaped
earlier this afternoon.

The police will blame anything
on the real one.

Send them out.

LlCKLlGHTER:
l say they don't go out.

lTALlAN MAN: Wait a minute.

l say they're not ready.
Don't send them out!

Stop, please, gentlemen!

Nobody gonna do anything
around here unless l say.

And when l say,
everybody gonna listen.

And l say...

They move tonight.

Tonight.

What's that, hey?

Who gave him
a back-up button?

Nobody. l told you
something was wrong.

l did nothing wrong with these.
This checked out this morning.

Please don't argue no more.

There's nothing wrong with him.

There's something wrong
over here with these.

Look at this.

See, it's quivering.
The skin is too tight.

l told you.

Look at him.

My beauty. He's leaking.

See that?

The wax is melting.

Oh, my baby, my bambino.

You take good care on this one.

He's my favorite.

Fix him up good.

He'll be fine.

There's nothing wrong
with them...

that a thousand-volt recharge
won't fix.

l'm warning you, these robots
are very delicate mechanisms.

You're overreacting,
Dr. Licklighter.

Stop, please, gentlemen.
Please!

These were built
to take anything.

Ralph, shoot them up
with 2,000 volts.

They're gonna get everything.

RALPH: Yes, sir.

[Electricity buzzing]

T-T-T-Take...

T-T-T-Take it off.

Take it off!

Ow!

RALPH: Sorry, sir.

l'll tell you when.
Hoo, boy.

All right... When!

All right. Come on, my babies.

Ooh!

Come on.
Come on, sweethearts.

We're going to the van.
Hurry up, everybody.

[Buzzing stops]

Where do you think
they're taking us?

lt's their nightly caper
where they scare people.

Oh.

Maybe that's why l feel scared.

When the police find out
what's going on...

in this van and the Wax Museum,

our fears and troubles
will be over.

Oh, goody.

That's good news
to my hunger pangs.

Yeah. Well, l tell you,
speaking of hunger pangs...

Ahem. Excuse me, my dear.

Could l interest you
in a little bite?

Grandpa, she's only a robot.

That woman cannot talk.

l know.
Those are the best kind.

Oh, look, Grandpa,
a pizza place.

Ha ha! My prayers
have been answered.

Herman, our moment has arrived.
Come on.

And just in time.

l'm going to have the works--

pepperoni, cheese, sausage,
mushroom, anchovy.

Herman, come on.
Time for escaping.

Eating comes later.

Grandpa, just carve it
on my tombstone--

''He ate too late.''

Don't say another word
about food until l'm being fed.

Holy Transylvania!
Look at that lettuce.

What?

-What a load of cabbage!
-Cabbage?

l've never seen so much bread.

Lettuce, cabbage, bread...

Grandpa, you've got
a mean streak in you.

l'm not talking about food.

l'm talking about money--
thousands of dollars.

But even with inflation,
pizzas don't cost that much.

Well, something does.

We'll let the police
take care of this.

We'd better hurry.

Police!

Pete, look!

Police!

We're supposed to capture them.
They're coming for us!

They won't get us!

Police!

PETE: Hold it right there.

The van--there's no time.
lt's getting away!

Car 13 requests backup.
lt's an emergency.

We've got the Munster gang
in custody.

No, no, not us.
They're the ones you want.

Listen, the van is full
of robots!

And the robots are us,
o-o-only we're not really them.

They're made out of wax--
wire--stuff.

They got lettuce,
cabbage, bread--

And they're maniacs!

Send two backups
and an ambulance!

That's no use!
We're going to lose them.

The van is turning the corner!

Hurry! Turn the car around!

Here, l'll help.

Uhh...

Put this car down,
or l'll shoot!

Forget the backups.
Send the SWAT team !

SWAT team?

[Sirens]

Forget it.
They're not listening.

Let's go!

l guess that young detective's
keeping an eye out for us.

And the other eye out
for Marilyn.

l feel so helpless.

l hope they're not
in any danger.

Have a little confidence.

l won't let anything
happen to them.

lt's lovely of you, young man,

to take such an interest
in Herman and Grandpa.

Yeah. l wonder why that is.

Don't you wonder why, Marilyn?

l wonder why
you don't get lost.

Look, Mrs. Munster,

l'll find them
and bring them in safely,

no matter how long it takes.

[Grandpa grunting]

What's the matter
with this window?

lf we were in burglar school,
we'd flunk out.

[Crunching]

What are you doing?

You know,
these acorns aren't bad,

but they'd be better
on a T-bone steak.

Forget T-bone steak, Herman.
The window is locked.

So how do we get in?

[Phantom singing ltalian opera]

Uncle, why now?

Just trying to strike
a happy note, my dear.

[Singing in ltalian]

Cousin Phantom,

the second-story man's
best friend.

Oh, goody. Chow time!

Aah...

No. No, Herman!

One at a time!

lsn't it strange that
we haven't heard from him?

[Crash]

l think we just have, dear.

Mmm. Compliments
to the chef, dear.

Did you like the tarantula soup?

The best ever.

l know you like
the marinated hyena.

Mmm. Would you like
to try some, Glen?

Uh, no, thanks.

lt's hard to digest what you
told me about the Wax Museum.

l was there recently.
l didn't notice a thing.

That's because
you weren't looking...

like we were
three days ago.

lf you and your father could see
that laboratory downstairs--

l don't know that
l can convince my father.

lt's tough convincing myself.

Well, it's very simple.

All you have to do is
set up the raid.

He and l will take you there.

Oh, no, Grandpa.
That's too dangerous.

You're staying right here.

Uh, not here.
l have to take them in--to jail.

MARlLYN:
And let them get brutalized?

Nobody's going to
brutalize them.

[Marilyn sighs]

Right, because you're going to
let them stay right here...

until you get back
with the proof.

Aren't you?

[Glen sighs]

l guess l am.

l haven't been on such
a wild-goose chase...

since l was a rookie--just about
the way you're acting.

Wax museums, robots...

l know it sounds crazy.
l've got eyewitnesses.

They've seen them.

lt's worth a chance.

ls it worth
a six-car raiding party?

You men cover the back.

The rest come with us.

Somebody's been tampering
with these, all right.

Wire's disconnected.

l'm not pointing any fingers,
but l'm not old, desperate,

and in danger
of being phased out.

Phased out!

[Electronic humming]

What's all the music?
What's the music?

[Humming stops]

lt's a three-alarm, police.

Police? All right.
To be continued, gentlemen,

but l'm going to want
an explanation, no talk!

Let's get out of here.
Do the honors.

[Beeping]

Something wrong, gentlemen?

Yeah, we'll see.

[German accent]
What's going on?

Could l help you, gentlemen?

Could l show you
something, maybe?

Police.
We'd like to see Dr. Diablo.

Police? Dr. Zhivago?
No, we didn't make him yet.

We're gonna make him.
We didn't get around to it.

Dr. Diablo, the man in charge.

The man in charge is me,
Emil Hornsmeyer.

l have been here for 20 years.
We've lovingly taken care of--

Forgive us for disturbing you,
Mr. Hornsmeyer.

Uh, l can handle it.

We want to look closer
at these wax figures--

the monsters.

Monsters?

Monsters. Monsters.

You mean works of art.

Come. l show you.

[Snickering]

[Speaking German]

Come. l show you what
in Dresden they don't have.

Here, see this one?

This is from Notre Dame--
the bell-ringer, the hunchback.

Remember him?

What are you looking for, fleas?

They don't like wax.

What's the matter with you?
Look at this one, the wolfman.

We gave him a schnozz.
See how nice?

With a schmiss there
and a schnozzle there.

lf it's wonderful--
what are you looking for?

Why do you keep looking at--

Aha.

You're the police, ja?

Somebody smuggled something
into the country.

Uh, jewelry? Contraband?

Ah. Little dope? Something?

We're looking for robots.

Robots?

[Speaking German]

Robots here?

[Speaking German]

These are works of art.

You want a robot,
go to a toy store,

where they wind them up,
you know.

Over here, my beauty.

There's no batteries
in this one.

That should be obvious.

Where's the secret panel?

Secret panel? l don't know
from no secret panel.

[Speaking German]

Oy. Here we go.

Gee whiz! Wow!

l never knew that,
and l've been here 20 years.

Maybe it won't be a secret
much longer.

HORNSMEYER: My goodness.

GLEN: Neither will
the laboratory.

Ah. l never saw this before.

l'll get you later.
l'm going to fix you.

Come. l'll show you something
you never saw before.

Well, gentlemen, is there
anything else l could show you?

Just the door.

Right this way.

Nothing. There was nothing.

No, l'm not mad.
l'm just a little disappointed.

Anytime you're ready,
Sherlock Holmes.

Coming.

He doesn't know about them yet.
l must take them in.

They won't be happy about that.
Neither am l.

No robots? No laboratory?

No clearing our names?

Ack!

10:00, and it's
back to jail. Ack!

That master criminal must have
covered his tracks so well...

that the police do not know...

what's going on
at the Wax Museum.

There was something going on
at that pizza place.

lt would take a lot of pepperoni
to cover that up.

Herman, you've got it.

-l've got it again?
-Right.

Oh, goody. Ha ha ha!

l just love it
when l've got something.

What have l got?

Estelle? Marie?

Grandpa, which one am l--
Estelle or Marie?

What difference does it make?
He called both of us.

Oh. l hope nobody
tries to get fresh.

lt's hard for me to say no.

COOK: Are you two ready?

Yes! See what l mean?

How do l look?

Oh, are my seams straight?

They are. Unfortunately,
your legs are crooked.

Holy moly. Look what's coming.

Towering inferno...

and the creature from
the blue-rinse lagoon.

l kind of dig tall chicks,

especially when the band
is playing a slow number.

What's on the menu, honey?

To tell you the truth,
l haven't looked.

We're new here.

She hasn't been new anywhere
in years.

You're the dish
l'm interested in, cutie.

What time are you getting off?

ls he making a pass?

How would she know?

She hasn't had one of those
in years, either.

ls there anything
at all appetizing in here?

Personally, l like
the tomato soup.

lt has such a delicious color.

Make it two coffees.

Humph. Mashers.

l don't know how the other
beautiful girls stand it.

-Herman!
-Do you want to get me fired?

The briefcase.

With the lettuce, cabbage,
and bread?

With all of the above.
We're onto something.

Uh, the two customers for
those pizzas to go just came in.

Yes, sir.

HERMAN: Oh...

lxnay, Grandpa.

We got to amscray.

The opscay.

There's something very big
cooking here...

besides them pizzas.

You get rid of them.

But...

Uh, who's the pepperoni
and mushroom?

Uh, here.

There you go.

Hope you don't mind a few hairs
in the anchovy and cheese.

Excuse me.
What kind of cake is that?

Whatever it is,
you wouldn't like it.

Who says?

Hey, haven't l seen you
somewhere before?

How dare you use
that old line, you wolf?

-What?
-You're a beast.

You think l'm a pushover
for any man in a uniform.

l'm sorry, madam--uh, miss.

Let's go, Larry.

Yeah. Uh, thanks.

That's all.

Let me talk to the doctor.
lt's Paolo.

Diablo, it's all bought
and paid for.

l'll deliver the merchandise
within the next half-hour.

All right? Yeah.

Uh, girls,
l have an errand to run.

l'll be back in an hour.

W-W-Where's he going?

To see Dr. Diabolical.

Then so are we. Let's go.

Excuse me.
Have you seen two men?

One was your size...

What are you doing--

We're glad to see you.

We got a hot lead.
Come with us.

Sorry. l'm not going for it
this time.

You've got to believe us.

lt was tough finding you now.
You won't get away again.

Come on. Let's go.

GLEN: Come on.
GRANDPA: But, Glen--

GLEN: Let's go.

ls this turkey bothering you?

Oh, no. You see, he's a--

He certainly is.

Just can't leave the
good-looking women alone, eh?

[Scuffling and crashing]

Now we amscray.

How do we get in?

Quick, Herman. Let's go.

Oops. Sorry.

No harm, no foul.

Herman, come on!

Freeze.

Why are they out here?

Got me. These two haven't been
operating right.

Licklighter and Michael
been blaming each other.

-You better take them inside.
-Right.

To the laboratory,
where we can work on them.

Something puzzles me
about these two.

lf you don't mind, Doctor,
hands off.

There's nothing wrong
with these two...

that 4,000 volts won't cure.

4,000 volts! You just--

We did 2,000 volts last night,
and it revitalized them.

4,000 volts.
You put 2,000 volts in there--

DlABLO: Come on, no more argue.
No more argue.

We got better things
to talk about.

Ralph, everything all set?

RALPH: Ready, Doctor.

DlABLO: Thank you very much.
Come, come, come.

As you know,

the National Gallery
has been kind enough...

to make a little celebration
for us on Halloween.

l have a little surprise
for them.

lt's going to make
all you gentlemen,

and especially me, very rich.

Jewels beyond your imagination,

treasures that you
can't even think of.

All belonging to the pharaoh
who was buried in the tomb--

King Ramatakenigi...

King Ratatumtim...

King Ratatanumutuckin...

King Ratata...

My brother. Ha!

Yes.

l, Dustin de Diablo, is a direct
descendant of the pharaohs.

Yes. You no believe, eh?

You see this?

This mole is the mark
of the pharaoh.

You still no believe.

Ralph, turn on this light.

You see, in the picture,
there's a little chair?

That's not just a little chair.

lt was given to me
by King Tut himself.

Oh, yes.

lt was my first little
potty-chair.

On the bottom of the chair
is an inscription.

The inscription says...

[Speaking Egyptian]

...which means,

''He who sits on the throne
sits there all alone.''

Oh, yes.

But my mama--
my mommy, my mother...

she take everything away--
my potty-chair, my riches--

and give them
to my younger brother.

Why? Because he
got married first.

She got mad at me,
stripped me of everything.

Now l have my revenge.
Change the slide.

There, gentlemen,
is a map of the museum.

''X'' marks the spot where the men
are guarding all my treasures.

Now, on the stroke of midnight,

out go the lights,
out go the guards, pandemonium.

ln swoop my beauties.

They scoop up all the treasures
and my potty-chair,

except one item.

Change the slide.

The royal necklace which hangs
around the mummy's neck.

l will get that myself,

because that royal necklace
stands for power...

and for authority
that will be mine!

At last, the riches of the Nile
will be mine.

Mine, mine, mine, mine!

Where's the keys?

Where's the car keys?

l had them in my pocket.
l must have left them upstairs.

No keys to the getaway car,
no getaway.

Grandpa, Glen's not
going to believe this,

because l sure don't.

Nobody's going to believe it.

lf we expect to clear our names,
we must do something about it.

Yeah. We'll have to catch
that Diablo red-handed.

Hmm. Maybe have the mummy
catch him green-handed.

The mummy?
How can the mummy catch him?

He's been dead for centuries...
even longer than you.

-What if he wasn't?
-What?

Supposing he was alive, Herman.
Ha ha!

There's a secret, life-giving,
rejuvenating potion...

l've always wanted to try out.

Oh, goody.
This is the time to use it.

-Where is it?
-Transylvania.

Tran-Transyl...

-Transylvania?
-Yeah.

That's a long ways off.

You can't be here one moment,
just wave your arms,

and be somewhere else the next.

Grandpa?

We cannot have an idea like this
vanish into thin air.

Uh...what?

Herman?
Herman, where are you?

Here l am. Where are you?

Herman!

Put your ear to the wall
and listen.

-Are you listening?
-l'm listening.

l can't hear anything.

Uh...there you are.
What do you want?

l want to get out.
Now, come on!

Can we make it to Transylvania
and back in time, Grandpa?

We might have--if we'd gone out
the other end of the alley.

You wouldn't want to take us
to the airport, would you?

No. Just as far
as police headquarters.

Now, get in!

l don't suppose l could interest
you on an inside tip...

on a gigantic heist planned
for Halloween night--

with robots, jewels,
and an Egyptian mummy?

Not ever! Get in!

Glen Boyle for Chief Boyle.

Chief Boyle.

What is it now?

You what?

Uh--you're sure?

l--l mean, you've got
them right there?

ln the car? Great!
That's great, son!

-He's got them, Commissioner.
-Got who?

The Munster gang,
in front of the Wax Museum.

That's great work, son.
Great work!

You just stay there,
and l'll be bringing help.

Thanks.
l'm bringing them in myself.

Glen. Glen. Huh--

Ha ha ha! That boy's
a chip off the old block.

This will be the first Halloween
l've ever spent away from home,

let alone away from prison.

Unless we do something about it,
it won't be the last.

lf l have to spend the rest
of my life in that jail cell,

l will go bats!

Bats? Herman, you've got it!

Again?

l haven't done this one
in years,

and l just might be
a little rusty,

but desperate times
call for desperate measures.

[Screeching]

[Laughing]

[Chirping]

l'll bet not many father-in-laws
can do that.

That's what l call
flying off the handle.

What?

Get!

What is that?

l think you're getting
to him, Grandpa.

[Tires screeching]

Roll down the window!

Get out of here!

lsn't that your son's car
up ahead?

Where? Where?

BOYLE: Oh, yes. Yes.

Now we'll have a chance
to see Glen and his captives.

COMMlSSlONER: Apparently he's
also captured a fire hydrant.

BOYLE: Oh.

Glen! Glen!

Where are the prisoners?

lt looks as if
we're talking to him.

Hey! What do you know?
There really is a Transylvania.

Yeah. Think they're empty?

Don't know.
Let's take a look.

What are you, nuts?

What are you scared of?

You seen one stiff,
you seen them all.

Are we there yet?

Uh, uh, uh...
Put it on board.

Glen, why are you
just sitting there?

Because l can't stand up.
That's why.

ln fact, l can hardly move.

l thought you were out trying to
help Uncle Herman and Grandpa.

Where are they?

l don't know, but the memory
of them is still here.

lt's all around us.

That's how l'd like
to leave it, too--a memory.

l don't understand.

What's going on here?

l'm off the case.

You're not just giving up,
quitting!

Not quitting. l was fired.

By my own father!

Before l was fired,
l was conned, coerced,

lied to, and humiliated,

and then l was fired.

And if l hadn't have been fired,
l would have quit!

Great! l take it you don't
believe in their innocence now.

No comment.

Well, that's really great!

Maybe you never did.

Maybe you'd just like to forget
about them completely.

l already have.

While you're at it, why don't
you forget about me, too?

Oh! Eddie, l do miss
your father so!

He's the only one tall enough
to put on the high ornaments.

Uh--uh, Spot! Would you hand
me Uncle Frederick?

[Growling]

Thank you.

Oh, Halloween--
who needs it?

l mean, none of the guys
are coming anyway,

since l've been blackballed
from the club.

Ah, No. Eddie, no.
The vulture goes a lot higher.

We'll just have to do
that later.

Any sign of them? Any news?

Ack!

5:00, and the big dummy's
still missing.

Ack!

Oh! They could be anywhere.

They could have been in
an accident or hit by a train.

Your Uncle Herman has never
missed a Halloween celebration,

and he's not going to
miss this one,

even if he has to get up
off the train tracks to do it.

[Singing]
Deck the halls

with sprigs of garlic

Fa la la la la,
la la la la

Arsenic eggnogs make us frolic

Fa la la la la,
la la la laaaaaaa

[High-pitched singing]

Uncle, please!

Just setting a festive mood for
when Herman and Grandpa show up.

lf they show up.

Have a little faith, dear.

Aunt Lily, having faith
won't make anything happen.

MARlLYN: Somebody's got
to do something,

and if no one else here is
interested in finding them...

and clearing their names, l am.

Well, l'd be interested
in finding them...

if only l knew
where they were!

[Wolf howling]

[Thunder]

Look, Herman!
My old ''homestead-o''!

Oh, to see again
my old buddy lgor!

Oh, what a wonderful friend!

GRANDPA: Brings back
such old memories.

l guess lgor's memory
isn't too good.

lgor! lt's us!

Lucky for us, he never was
much of a shot. Ha ha ha!

Let's go before
he starts getting better.

Yeah!

lt's all clear, Herman.
Come on.

Ahh! That lgor--
he was just showing off.

Proving he was guarding
the castle.

He's certainly
proving it to me.

lgor! Stop this fooling around,

or l'm going to cut off
your pension!

Oh! lt's you, master.
Ha ha ha!

lt is really you!

And--and me, too, lgor.

Herman? Herman! l remember you
when you could hardly walk.

l guess we did
a pretty good job.

He seems to be
holding together quite well.

[Laughter]

lgor, what's with the flaming
arrows, the chandelier,

and hiding in my coffin?

Oh, it's them--
the angry mob...

and Proposition 13 from
the last Transylvania election.

Do you know,
they voted 19,000 to one...

to burn the castle
and kill me?

After all you've done
for the community?

They decided they had enough
of black magic around here...

after all these years,

and they're going to kill me!

We're in
kind of a bind ourselves,

but Grandpa remembered
that he had the secret potion.

Master, they're going
to murder me. Save me!

They're not.
Please, please, lgor.

lgor, lgor, lgor.

We're going to protect you
like you protected us...

our family
for three centuries.

[Laughter]

You've been a loving,
faithful servant, caring--

keeping this fine old castle
like it was a shrine.

[Laughter]

That's why, lgor, l could make
this journey of 1,000 miles,

knowing that
my life-giving potion...

would be exactly
where l left...

lgor! What have you done
to my laboratory?

Who cares? They're coming.

l had to pack
for a quick getaway.

We're in kind of a hurry, too.

lgor, my life-giving potion--
where is it?

Life-giving potion,
werewolf formula,

transfer-of-ailments serum--
Who cares?

They're going to kill me!

Herman, start unpacking
the crates.

Here they come! l hear them !
They're coming!

Oh, oh!
They're coming with--with guns!

[Mob shouting in distance]

And torches!
They're coming to kill me.

[Sobbing]

You must stop them, master!

You must save me,
your old and trusted servant!

Oh, save me before they--

before they--

[Gagging]

Uh, uh--
before they kill you?

Oh, my golly!

Herman!
My life-giving potion.

l found it!

Grandpa, lgor is dead.

GRANDPA: Dead?

My golly, we're really in luck.

Why?

Why? We could try
it out. Ha ha ha!

Boy, l sure hope it works.

He was so loving
and faithful.

Well, here goes nothing!

Cross your fingers.

Herman, please--no crosses.

Oh.

Sorry, lgor,
old faithful friend.

Grandpa!

Herman, the potion--
it worked!

Yeah, well, l suppose
you could say it worked.

He's alive.

But look at him.
He's homelier than Marilyn.

l'm alive.

l'm really living!

That's thanks--
thanks to my potion.

Wow! ls that me?

l really am living.

Be calm, my son,
my faithful friend.

We're together again.
We're escaping together.

We're going home together!

What together?

They're after the old lgor.

Hey! They're up here!

l voted with you guys.
Save me a torch!

So long, suckers, and thanks!

Well, as they say, you win
a few, and you lose a few.

Never mind the homilies.
The potion--it works! Hmm-mm.

That mummy is
as good as alive!

[Laughter]

MAN: Chamber of Horrors
is clear.

MAN ON RADlO:
All clear, Michael.

Right.

OK, babies, time for
your last roundup.

Let's go.

Uncle Herman! Grandpa!

l knew l'd find you.
Thank goodness you're safe.

l know l shouldn't be here.

l was trying to find
those robots...

that you were talking about.

Oh, my gosh!
They were right.

Come, my babies.
That's it.

Take it easy.
Easy does it.

Come, my bell-ringer
from Notre Dame.

That's a way.

And the axman.
That's it. Come on.

Be very careful.
Oh, the wolfman, over here.

Everybody here?
We got everybody?

Somebody missing, no?

Oh, sure.
Come on, sweetheart.

Hurry. You don't want
to miss the party.

Stop!

l'm going to throw a party--
the party of all parties.

lt's going to be a party...

that even Nero and Caligula
would be jealous of.

lt's too bad you don't have
the power to speak...

so you could thank me.

lf l had had the time,
l'd have given her the power,

but rush, rush, rush.

Dr. Licklighter, we've heard
enough of your testimony!

Ouch!

Hold it! Hmm--

Don't move. Nobody.

Somebody here is not a robot.

There's something
a little fishy about this wig...

and this costume.

Oh!

No, don't move.
That felt familiar.

Ha ha! That's-a no robot.

Grab her.

MAN: He was
sneaking around upstairs.

Two for the price of one, huh?

Glen, what are you doing here?

You aunt told me you were
looking to clear your uncle,

and l remembered his crazy story
about the robots.

So you did believe him !

l do now.

A lot of other people
are going to be believers...

before the night's over.

Wait a minute.
lt's Halloween night.

This wouldn't have anything
to do with jewels...

and an Egyptian mummy, would it?

Tsk, tsk, tsk.
lt's-a too bad.

Ralph, Mike, l think
our young couple knows too much.

You take them upstairs
to the bridal chamber.

Make them nice
and comfy-cosy.

Bye-bye.

Are you sure about sending
these two tonight, doctor?

l mean, the way
they've been acting.

Stop your craziness.
You're making me crazy.

You make everybody crazy.

You worry, worry, worry.

A man in his lifetime
has only one night like this!

l let nothing interfere
with mine.

-Mike.
-Here, doctor.

ls our couple
nice and comfy-cosy?

Like a bride and groom
on a wedding cake.

Good. Then put on the icing.

Right.

You better save your breath.
You're going to need it.

Let's go, Ralph.

Grandpa, they're still there.

GRANDPA:
They'll always be there,

until we clear our names.

How do we get in?

The same way
we almost got in last time.

Ack!

10:00, and boy,
is this a dull party!

Ack!

WOMAN: You can say that again.

l had more fun last time they
tried to burn me at the stake.

How about another chorus
of ''Deck the Halls''?

[Singing]
Deck the halls--

[Choking]

Oh, it just isn't the same
without Herman.

When on earth is he going
to get here?

[Crash]

l think l hear
his footsteps now.

Herman, this is not
the time to be unconscious.

Herman!

Lily, l asked you to keep
the window unlocked.

Hermie, baby,
where have you been?

The whole family's
been waiting inside.

They're going to have to wait
a little longer,

because Herman and l have
a date with a mummy.

What?

Lily, clearing our names
has become a little complicated.

More than you think.

Marilyn went to the Wax Museum
to do the very same thing.

Wax Museum?

Alone?

We did tell that nice young
detective Glen where she went,

so l imagine he went to try
to find her.

l'm glad to hear that.
Now, Herman,

we have a lot to do
and no time to do it.

You can be sure of one thing.
Glen is very competent.

He put up a real struggle before
those truck drivers beat him up.

Grandpa and l had a heck
of a time handcuffing him.

Didn't we?

Herman.

l've got it again?

Yeah! You just told us
Marilyn is in big trouble.

Come on! We've got to get
to that mummy before midnight.

That means you to the mummy,
and Herman and l to the rescue!

Just a bunch
of wax dummies up here.

lf they're anywhere, they're
probably in the torture room.

HERMAN: l don't know whether
to hope they are or they aren't.

Oh, Herman!

There's a secret passage
around here somewhere.

[Tap tap tap]

[Tapping echoing]

Funny sound for a wall.

That's not the wall,
Herman.

That's coming
from over there.

[Tap tap tap]

lt's an SOS!

Oh, Herman! Herman!

l've got it. l've got it.
l've got it.

[Grunting]

[Groans]

Herman, hit it.
Get mad!

Darn, darn,
darn, darn, darn!

l wish Grandpa were here.

Maybe he'd get one
of my good ideas.

Herman, perhaps you should
go for help.

l'll entertain them
while you're gone--

keep up their courage.

[Singing ltalian opera]

Huh?

l think l just got one
of Grandpa's good ideas.

Can you sing louder and higher?

Delighted.

[Singing ltalian opera]

Louder! Higher!

Ahem.

[Sustains high note]

Ha ha! Here.

Thanks. You were right
about everything.

We can stop that robbery.
We can prove it to everybody.

Let's go. Marilyn, the Phantom
can take you home, dear.

Oh, oh.

Or maybe you can take
the Phantom home.

[Music playing]

Grandpa, we got them.
We saved them.

Have--have--have you been able
to get to the--

Sure makes you feel like
a dummy talking to a dummy.

Excuse me, Grandpa?

Uh, are you Grandpa?

l am, if you're Herman.

Oh, good.

l'd certainly rather be talking
to you than to a dummy.

[Laughs]

Those two robots--

their reactions
are most unusual.

One of their wires
must have come unspliced.

Hold it! No unsplice them.
l unsplice your nose.

Leave them alone.
They do good.

Your place or mine, handsome?

Uh, no, thanks. l'm with--

Marilyn,
what are you doing here?

lt's liable to get rough.

You didn't seem to mind
when it came to rescuing me.

Yeah. l almost lost both
of our lives doing it.

That's what l mean.

You could use
a little looking after.

There's your father!

Dad, it's me. Glen.

Oh, l thought it was
Little Orphan Annie.

Go play in your punch bowl.
l'm busy.

They're here,
and l'm going to bring them in.

lf you mean the Munsters,
everything they said was true.

He's right.

l saw the robots
with my own eyes,

before they put me in a bell jar
to suffocate me.

Both of us!

Luckily, the Phantom
sang loud enough...

and cracked the glass,

and they're all here now--
robots, l mean.

They're part of a master plan
to steal the mummy's jewels.

l know. lt sounds like
l already found a punch bowl.

And drowned in it!

There they are! Get them !

Dad, this is wrong!

Please! They're just trying
to clear themselves.

You can't, Dad.

Who can't? That's it, men.
Take them away.

Looks like we have
two less robots.

Yeah, if they
really were robots.

lt seems to me
there were two other--

You know what l think?

l think l'd better
stop thinking.

That's the best think
you ever had.

That think saved
your life. Mm-hmm.

At five to midnight,
l guess it's us or nobody.

Yeah.

You know, if we could get
ahold of that computer,

we could do some damage.

MARlLYN: But it's the money
that's the real problem.

lt is for all of us.

Grandpa! Uncle Herman!

You're still here.

Yeah, but what good is it?

We're still trying to find a way
to get the potion to the mummy.

ls that really you,
Marilyn?

You look beautiful, dear!

You're going to fly off
with the first prize.

-Fly off?
-What?

-Herman.
-What?

You've got it!

l'm back on the beam again?

And none too soon.

Four minutes to countdown.

We'd better hurry.

Herman...l'd better hurry.

[Grandpa screeching]

[Chirping]

OK, Michael, get set.

l think we're ready
for the changing of the guard.

Now!

Coffee break.

Great! Thanks.

Mm-hmm.

He did it. He did it!

Don't tell me what he did.
Will it work?

lt better, or we'll spend
the rest of our lives...

pleading before parole boards.

[Speaking ltalian]

-Did you see that?
-What?

Someone's fooling
with the lights.

Mike, you're too nervous.

You better tie a string
around your tights.

Come on. Speed up the time.
Speed up.

WOMAN: May l have
your attention, please?

Friends, patrons of the arts,
fellow trick-or-treaters,

we indeed have a treat
for you tonight.

We are honored to be...

Gave him every drop.

WOMAN: ...in a nationwide tour
of one of the world's...

Where's Herman?

Maybe he went to find you.

Oh, no. Please.

Dear Herman.
Dear, dear Herman.

This is no time to screw up.

WOMAN: The artifacts
you see before you,

lovely as they are,

are but a sampling of what
you are about to witness.

lt is only fitting...

that the tomb of a mummy king
and its treasures...

should be opened on
such a night as Halloween--

a night of goblins and phantoms
and the unexpected.

My friends, hold your breaths.

ln a moment,
the curtains will be drawn.

Oh, what happened?

The lights!

[Murmuring and protesting]

Come on, beauties.
Come, come, sweethearts.

Scoop up the loot.
Come on. We go.

Come on! Scoop up the loot!

What's this?

What is going on? Come on.

What is going on--a mutiny?

Their circuits are jammed.
Somebody stole my computer.

Come on!
Let's get out of here!

What do you mean?
Leave without my necklace?

-Yes!
-No, no, no, no, no.

My brother, Ramatakanata--

he have the power and
the authority for 2,000 years.

Now l'm going to have the power,
the authority, and the necklace.

What's wrong? What happened?
Why they stop?

l told you.
Their circuits are jammed.

l'm not jammed!

l'm going to get my potty-chair.

And that is mine!

All mine!

Aah!

[Speaking in constricted voice]

Hey.

This is not supposed to happen.

Hey, hey, Ramatak,
you remember me?

l'm your brother.

Yeah. l'm not fool you.
l'm your brother.

Remember? Dustin.

l take new name--Diablo.
lt's still me, huh?

Remember we used to play
in the desert. Handball.

Remember we play handball
in the desert?

We play against
the sphinx, remember?

You busted a nose.
l not tell mama.

l not tell papa.

lt worked, Grandpa!

You bet it worked!

Hey, how about explanation?
Explanation!

BOYLE: Great work, son!
l'll take it now.

You'll take it now?

After he's done all the work?

MARlLYN: Why'd you come back?

Something turn you
into a believer?

Those robots l arrested
really were robots.

l got something else
for you to believe.

The real hero's a mummy.

[Screaming]

HERMAN:
Well, not exactly a mummy.

Uncle Herman!

Hey, wait a minute.
lt's-a no my brother.

But this--this my necklace!

Oh, yes! This mine!

You don't believe, eh?

l show you.
Remember l told you the potty?

The potty. My mama
give me this-a potty.

On the bottom of the chair
is written...

[Speaking fake Arabic]

Yeah, it's written here.
Over here.

[Speaking fake Arabic]

That's-a no my potty.

This-a no my brother!
This-a no my potty!

l'm in the wrong tomb!

All right, let's go.
Come on.

That's no my potty.

Where's my potty?

What happened, Herman?

My youth-rejuvenating potion
didn't work?

Well, in a way it did.

l didn't give him enough?

Uh...

Too much.

Coochie-coochie-coo!

[Thunder]

[Knock on door]

Yoo-hoo! Trick or treat!

-Trick or treat!
-Hermie, baby!

l knew you wouldn't miss
our Halloween gathering.

We saw you on TV, Dad!

-You did?
-You were so handsome!

There was a big closeup of you.

Yeah, just before all the sets
in the neighborhood went out.

lt's going to be wonderful!

We're all so proud! Aren't we?

lt was a bit hard
to swallow.

There are plenty of villains
in the family, but never a hero!

Even the guys in the club
called to say you were a hero!

You ought to see what they
gave us for a reward.

[Women gasp]

Oh!

lt's a genuine replica of
the Pharaoh's biggest diamond.

Oh!

The only problem is,
who gets to keep it?

l think Grandpa ought to have it
for giving the mummy the potion.

Oh, but you caught Dr. Diablo.

But you stole the computer
and stopped the robots.

You believed in us
and helped save Marilyn's life.

But the Phantom
saved both their lives.

So, you see what l mean.
Who gets to keep it?

Ah! Welcome home, Herman!

Welcome home, Grandpa!

[Singing]
Boys, welcome...

Home!

Ooooh!

Wait a minute!

-l've got an idea.
-l've got an idea!

-We'll give...
-a piece...

to...

everybody!

Ack!

2:00 in the morning,

and the whole dumb family's
back together.

Ack!