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This programme contains
strong language
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and sexual Themes.
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♪ D: REAM: Things
Can Only Get Better ♪
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Hi, it's Janet. I'm probably
available right now,
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but couldn't be
holed talking to you.
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Janet, it's Gemma. I
haven't slept a wink.
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Have you left for London yet?
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Promise to send me
lots of pictures of you
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and your (SING-SONG) boyfriend!
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And you have to
tell me who it is.
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Hey, it's me.
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Listen, don't come to the
flat. Frankie has dropped off
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her keys yet. Don't want
you bumping into each other.
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I'll meet you at the
airport. Much more romantic.
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Can't wait to see you!
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OK. One more guess. Is
it Paul McCartney? No.
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He's too old. Is it Mel
Gibson? No, he's not English.
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Is it the-
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'Hello. this is your
captain speaking.
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'We're will shortly be starting
our descent into London,
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'where the weather
is... overcast.
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'Showers expected
this afternoon.'
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Woohoo! London.
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Oooh! Go on you boyee!
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Trays up, please.
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♪ I've got my personal
hell to deal with
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♪ And then you say
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♪ "Walk my path
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♪ Wear my shoes
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♪ Talk like that,
I'll be an angel"
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♪ Things...
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♪ Can only get better
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♪ Now I've found you
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♪ Sonf fades ♪
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Hey you. You all right, mate?
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Have you been
drinking? Hmm? No.
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You taste of chardonnay. Oh,
well, if you mean Chardonnay.
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It#s 8 o'clock in the morning!
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It's my first time in London.
- Let me enjoy myself. - Oh...
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It's good to see you.
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You too.
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Mmm...
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Mmm... OK. Right, OK.
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So where are we gonna go first?
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These are all the
places I want to see.
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You made a list? Yep.
Buckingham Palace.
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- No.
- Tower of London. Tower Bridge. Covent Garden.
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- The Jack the Ripper toru.
- No. Oh, Primark on Oxford Street.
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- You're only here for one day!
- Yes. And I want to make the most of it.
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Look, I worked out a schedule.
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Is there room in
the schedule for...
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Well, avisit to "Big Ben."
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Oh! I forgot about Big Ben.
- No, no, no. - I mean...
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A little... You know.
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Did you just call your - penis Big Ben?
- Yeah.
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Uh...
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I've never given it a
nickname before. Quite fun.
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I see why other
people do it now.
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Have to ask, have to ask, what
is going on with this hat?
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What? I always wear a hat. You
never wore a hat in Belfast.
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OK, look, I just...
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I don't want to be
recognised. I just...
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I don't want any
Fannigans ruining the day.
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- Any what?
- My fan base, The Fannigans.
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Seamus O'Hannigan's fans - the - Fannigans.
- Hmm.
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Hmm.
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So hey - how#d it
go with Frankie?
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Oh, yeah.
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It was...
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It was pretty
rough. Can imagine.
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I hate break-ups.
- Me too. - Did she cry?
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You know what? Do you mind if we
don't talk about it? Sorry, it's...
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Still pretty raw. Yeah, OK.
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Where you off to? Mary
Lee Bowen Road, please.
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Um, Marylebone Road. Thanks.
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Are we going
there? Oh, my God.
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- Was that you?
- Yeah. They're really getting behind the show.
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Seriously, where are we going?
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Oh, can you just dump
me in here? Thanks.
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Fuck off.
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You know, I've actually met lots
of these people in real life.
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You've met Keanu Reeves?
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Uh... That's Tom Hardy.
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Oh.
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You've met Tom Hardy?
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No. But I've met Eddie Redmayne.
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Yeah, right you have.
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John Boyega.
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Helen Mirren.
- Helen. Are you being serious? - Yeah!
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Got her phone number somewhere.
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This is basically like a
dinner party around my place
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on Tuesday night. Right.
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Yeah, but have you met The Rock?
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He's a ride.
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Can't stand the Rock.
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Oh, love 'him.
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Seriously? That's a REAL man.
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Oof! I reckon I
could take him.
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Put them up, big guy!
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Stop.
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Excuse me, sir. Could you...
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not do that, please? Sorry.
I was just trying to prove
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a point to my friend
here. She's gone.
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- She was here.
- Mm-hmm. I'm just gonna sit.
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Ah! Now, now this is
where they'd put you.
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Is this it? No Thatcher?
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No Blair?
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Yeah, nobody cares
about politics.
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How can you say that?
Politics is life!
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Life is about change. And
politics is the engine
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that drives human progress.
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That's actually quite clever
- I should Tweet that.
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Fannigans will bloody love it.
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Politics isn't life.
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Your phone isn't life.
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This is life.
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Oh. Sorry. We don't...
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We're just leaving.
- OK, thank you. - Yeah.
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Sorry.
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There you are. Thank you.
- Thanks.
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Can I get a coffee on here?
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You ever been on a bis before?
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Not for years.
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They don't sell coffee
on buses, you balloon.
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So, I've had a very
exciting job offer.
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Oh, yeah? What is it?
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It's a documentary series.
Big American broadcaster.
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And I'll be presenting.
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Oh my God, that is exciting!
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America! Woo hoo!
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Oh, thank you.
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So does that mean you
have to move to America?
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Well, it's actually
filming in Belfast.
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What, like. Belfast,
Belfast? My Belfast?
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Yeah. It's about the troubles.
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- Right?
- It's aiming to be the definitive history of the conflict.
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A deep dive, as it were.
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And I was thinking
that you could help.
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Right. Come on, mate,
we're ready to go!
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So we're planning on
interviewing all the major
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players. John Major, Tony Blair,
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maybe even Bill Clinton.
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You want to interview anyone
actually from Northern Ireland?
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Oh yeah. We'll
talk to all sides.
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Maybe you can introduce me
to some loyalist terrorists.
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Not everyone from Northern Ireland is a
terrorist, you know. No. Sorry. Course not.
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Right.
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Seamus! I love you!
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God!
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So she one of the Fannigans?
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Well...
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truthfully, the Fannigans were
about 25 people on Reddit.
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The numbers have been
going up every day.
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Getting recognised more and
more since the show'as been on.
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It feels a bit weird.
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So you might actually
be famous then.
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Well... maybe London Famous.
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Ugh, it#s going down my neck!
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Oh, here we are.
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Hey. So I was thinking...
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for research, we could talk
about your direct experience
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in the troubles.
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Most people weren't
really affected by it.
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Of course they were. I
mean, they must been.
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I was affected by it, and I
didn't even grow up there.
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Er... How were you
affected by that?
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Well...
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OK, so, um... Tt's...
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All right. I was I was in
the post office with my muom.
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It must have been about six.
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But it came on the news
that this British soldier
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had been killed in Belfast.
So the guy behind the counter,
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when he when he hears
my mom's accent, he...
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he refuses to serve her.
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And he said...
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"Fuck off, you Irish bitch."
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What's your mum do?
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She just left.
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With hur head down.
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She didn't speak for
the rest of the day.
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But I'm sure it was harder
if you were actually...
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Ha! Hello there.
- Two, please. - Oh, I'll these.
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No, no, no, it's all right.
- - I've got it. - Right. - Yeah.
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Yup. PerFect. Thanks very much.
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Frankie?
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What's she ringing
for? Oh, yeah, she...
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She probably just wants to
collect some of her stuff.
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You gonna ring her back?
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Nah.
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Welcome everyne! To hear
a tale of Saucy Jack.
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And the terror he visited
upon Ye olde London town.
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Follow me, if you dare.
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You OK?
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What's wrong?
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Didn't do it.
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I didn't break up with Frankie.
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Annie Chapman was
the next victim.
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Her bloodthirsty killer
pulled out her intestines,
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placed them on
her shoulder. Ugh.
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Done it in my head.
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In my head I'm with you, in my
head I've broken up with her.
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Oh good. We'll just keep
going out in your head.
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If we get serious, we could rent an
apartment in that stupid fucking hat.
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Oh, my God.
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That's why you're wearing it. Because
you can't be seen in public with me.
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Look, I am going to leave
her. So why haven't you?
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Because I'm scared. Because I
don't want to be the bad guy.
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You know, I don't... I don't
want to hurt her feelings.
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No problem hurting
mine, though, do you?
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Are you going to answer
that fucking phone?
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Please, Janet. Fuck
off and leave me alone!
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Sorry. Apolgise for the
colourful language. Look,
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I just... can't do these kinds
of public displays of emotion.
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Frankie would never behave like
this. You fucking scare me.
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I never - I never know
what you're gonna do next.
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Hey, miss. The fuck
are you looking at?
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Jesus. Look, I'm sorry. I tried to break
up, but I just couldn't. I'm a coward.
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You're not gonna do it. If you were
going to, you'd have done it by now.
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She can give you things
I can't. Like what?
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Like... She can tell you how
to interview politicians.
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My producers do that.
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She looks really good in your on
the red carpet or film premieres.
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You look amazing
on a red carpet.
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I don't want to go
on a red carpet.
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I don't want my picture - in the papers.
- That's my life.
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That, that... That's what
I want to share with you!
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Well, I don't want
that kind of life.
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Well, how could we
go anywhere? Exactly?
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Look, can't.
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I was really excited about
today, and this is shit.
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London's shit! Everything's
turned into shit.
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It's not shit. Look,
I fucking loved today.
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I fucking loved Madame Tussauds.
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We're not meant to be together.
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I'm not meant to be with you.
You know that's not true.
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You didn't break up with
Frankie for a reason.
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- That's a sign.
- It's not a sign of anything. You're just scared.
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And I'm scared too.
But, you know...
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But we can do this. I'm
gonna break up with her now.
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And then we'll be together
and... And that's it.
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From now on, we will only
be honest with each other.
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No more secrets. OK?
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We could never be
honest with each other.
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Seamus! Is that you?
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Did you get my voicemail?
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I have had amazing news.
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Hi. Are you hungry?
Have you had lunch?
248
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,439
Hi.
249
00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:49,079
I've been seeing someone else.
250
00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,800
And I'm leaving you for her.
251
00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:57,920
I'm sorry. It just sort
happened. I'm not...
252
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:00,720
Never done this before.
253
00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:04,120
Frankie?
254
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,559
So who is it?
255
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,759
Is that important?
256
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,479
It's not Vivian, is it?
No, it's not Viv, no.
257
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,479
So who is it?
258
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,680
It's Janet. Janet.
259
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:39,199
Oh, my God. That's your
cousin. No, no, no, no, no.
260
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:42,079
Definitely not my cousin. We made that
up, a lie so you wouldn't suspect.
261
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,039
Oh. I can't fucking
believe this.
262
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,799
I can't fucking
believe this, Janet.?
263
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,959
Did you fuck her that night? The cottage?
No. We hadn't done anything by then.
264
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,399
So when did you do something?
265
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,599
A... few days ago.
266
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,439
I mean, we'd had a kiss.
267
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,759
We talked about it. But
in terms of the actual...
268
00:13:56,760 --> 00:14:00,079
I don't need the details, do I?
She feels terrible about this.
269
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,640
We both do-Oh, fuck her!
270
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,280
Are we gonnan try
to get past this?
271
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,119
Because I don't know if I can.
272
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,559
Well, no...
273
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,839
- No?
- No, see, there's nothing to get past.
274
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,159
I...
275
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,039
I'm leaving you,
276
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,640
and I'm going to be with Janet.
277
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,720
And I love her.
278
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,160
Do you love her?
279
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,079
Yes. Why? I'm sorry.
280
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,799
I'm just... It doesn't make sense
to me, The two of you together.
281
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,359
I don't know what you see in
her. What do you love about her?
282
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:52,079
I mean, she's funny.
- She makes me laugh. - You don't laugh.
283
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,799
You're not a laugher.
284
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,880
I am When I'm with her.
285
00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,479
We argue all the time.
286
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,159
What do you argue about?
287
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,959
Everything.
288
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,440
I think she's a
fucking nightmare.
289
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,160
You know, when I'm with
her, though, I feel like...
290
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:11,239
Like how I'm meant to feel
291
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,879
Like I'm a kid.
292
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,559
Like, like my whole world.
293
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,159
I'm gonna be sick.
294
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,720
Oh, shit.
295
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,399
Frankie?
296
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,359
Frankie?
297
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,279
I just want to say...
298
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,599
I really did think we'd
be together for the rest
299
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,079
of our lives.
300
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,719
James McAvoy looked at me at
the Evening Standard Awards.
301
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,279
I could've fuckedt James McAvoy.
302
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,439
- Yeah.
- The amount of A-list actors I could have been with
303
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,159
these six years and I've wasted all
this time with a fucking Newsreader.
304
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,719
- I'm not a newsreader.
- Richard Madden looked at me too, I think.
305
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,919
I could've had a Scottish threesome
with James McAvoy and Richard Madden.
306
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:25,519
Just because they looked
at you? Skepta. Benedict.
307
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,439
Tom. Which Tom?
308
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,840
All the fucking Toms!
309
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,720
I know. I know. Would
you leave me alone?
310
00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,120
Fucking hell!
311
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,279
You're so vain.
312
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,839
You're so shallow.
313
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,399
Even with all your fake
fucking feminism, Seamus,
314
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,119
you still can't bear to be with a
woman who earns more money than you.
315
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,999
Well, we earn roughly the
same kind of money, so.
316
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,319
Well, not anymore.
317
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,679
What do you mean?
318
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,480
I got the Guillermi del Toro.
319
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:40,439
You got the lead in the movie?
That's why I was calling you!
320
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,399
I couldn't wait to tell
you. I just found out.
321
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,239
No, don't touch
me. I'm... I'm.
322
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:48,639
I'm genuinely so happy,
Frankie. Congratulations.
323
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,320
You knew - That's why
you're getting out.
324
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:54,279
I'm gonna be more famous than you.
I couldn't give a fuck about it,
325
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,239
but I know it means
everything to you.
326
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,639
Which is why you're leaving me
for a fucking shop assistant.
327
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:02,239
Don't call her that. Oh. Why
are you doing this to me?
328
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,000
Look, I'm just...
329
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,119
I'm sorry.
330
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,320
I'm sorry, Frankie.
331
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,360
So...
332
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,559
Well, how do you
want to announce it?
333
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,679
I'll tweet, you Insta.
334
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,919
"Amicable Break-Up.
Respect our privacy."
335
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,280
The usual. Thank you.
336
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,799
♪ DJANGO DJANGO: Default ♪
Taxi!
337
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,200
Wait!
338
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,720
Can you just, uh... head
for the centre of town?
339
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,200
I'm not picking up.
340
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,999
'Hi, it's Janet. I'm
probably available right now,
341
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,399
'but I couldn't be
holed talking to.'
342
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:20,479
'Hi, it's Janet...'
343
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,239
'I'm probably available
right now.' Fuck!
344
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,159
'..Holed talking
to you." Janet.
345
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,519
I did it.
346
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,399
Um, I fucking did it.
347
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,039
Listen, you're wrong about us.
348
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,319
I know this can work.
349
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,959
I'm coming to find you.
350
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,719
♪ And now you wann boot it up
351
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,840
♪ You gave it all you got... ♪
352
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,479
Fuck.
353
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,039
Seamus O'Hannigan!
354
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,560
That's me.
355
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,479
Get out the fucking car.
356
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:50,839
What's going on?
What's going on?
357
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:54,319
I listened to your radio show
every day for three years
358
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,039
and on every fuckin' issue
359
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:59,919
You were in the wrong. Trump,
Brexit, Scottish independence.
360
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,879
Why did you listen to my
radio show for three years
361
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,239
If you thought that... I
don't have time for this.
362
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,559
Just tell me what I owe ypu. I
don't want your fuckin' money.
363
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,400
Fine, then.
364
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,039
Fuck. Can't get out the car.
365
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,599
Of course you cannae.
366
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,320
It's 'cause you're a useless,
metrosexual arsehole.
367
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,280
Fuck off. Bloody
gammon dickhead.
368
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,640
Andrew Neil would flatten
you, you forking wanker!
369
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,599
Hey!
370
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:49,999
Hey.
371
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,360
Janet! I did it!
372
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,320
Janet!
373
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,480
Hey! Hey!
374
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:03,919
You're going the wrong way!
375
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,799
This is crazy. I just...
376
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:09,159
I just got into a massive fight
with a taxi driver, and he...
377
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,079
And he threw me out
his cab right by you.
378
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,279
If you're looking for a sign,
there's your fucking sign!
379
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,559
I...
380
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,439
I finished it with Frankie.
381
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,000
I did it.
382
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,399
You don't believe me?
383
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,800
Cause I really
did it, I promise.
384
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:28,920
I have to tell you something,
385
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,280
Uh-huh.
386
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,959
So whatever I told
you, I wasn't really
387
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,479
affected by the Troubles...
388
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,079
- Yeah.
- Not completely true.
389
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,320
OK. I don't know
how to say this.
390
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,319
When I was 19, I joined
a loyalist splinter group
391
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,679
called the LDV.
392
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,240
A terrorist Group? I didn't
kill anyone or anything.
393
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,719
But I was arrested,
and I spent, like,
394
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,920
three years in
Maghaberry prison.
395
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,840
Look, it was just something
stupid I did when I was a kid.
396
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,240
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
before you broke up with Frankie.
397
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,959
You OK?
398
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,399
Look, I know it's a lot to
take in. Maybe we could, like,
399
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,079
we could talk about
it somewhere else.
400
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,560
If you want to go
for a drink, or...
401
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,879
Seamus, fucking say something, - please.
- Fucking hell!
402
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,879
I just ended a six year - relationship for you.
- I know.
403
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,999
- I know. I'm sorry.
- I just left one of the world's most beautiful actresses
404
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,839
for a loyalist
fucking terrorist!
405
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,359
Keep your voice down!
406
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,719
I'm not a terrorist!
407
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:43,559
Any more. It was a
lifetime ago. I was a kid.
408
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:45,640
Why didn't you tell
me? Because I'm...
409
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,400
Because I was scared.
410
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,480
This is why I can't
be in the public eye.
411
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,039
This is fucked.
This is all fFucked.
412
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:58,200
I can't...
413
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:00,959
Sorry, what, you...
414
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,120
So...
415
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,960
Is this it? It's...
416
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:11,159
♪ TYE TRBBETT: Anyhow ♪
And I'm so grateful you love me
417
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:15,439
♪ I know that when
You look at me... ♪
418
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,000
Hey, Seamus.
419
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,199
Can I get a selfie?
420
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,999
Oh, yeah.
421
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,679
Hey!
422
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,800
Have a good daye.
423
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,719
♪ I trust You, Father
424
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,560
♪ I believe
425
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:32,999
♪ Woo!
426
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,239
♪ Your promises
427
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,359
♪ Are yes and amen
428
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:39,959
♪ And I believe
429
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,879
♪ You will do what you say
430
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:47,359
♪ My trust in you
Will not waiver
431
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:51,239
♪ My victory is guaranteed
Cause you remain the same
432
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,479
♪ No matter what comes my way
433
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:59,479
♪ Hallelujah anyhow
434
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,879
♪ Until my night
turns to day... ♪
435
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,160
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